FULL SHOW: Ol' Filthy-J

On today's show, Jase has been spewing absolute obscenities, Mike's artistic streak runs in the family, and Keyzie's got a big gig coming up!

DAS TIMEN DE SHTAMPA:

(00:00) Intro: Drawstrings, yes or no?
(03:50) The Intervention
(09:11) Filth, yes or no?
(13:07) FIJI BABYYYY
(16:49) TV
(22:28) THE FRIDAY THROBBER
(25:50) THE FRIDAY DECIDER
(28:50) DEBRIEF
(32:01) TAB BGI BET
(36:48) One & A Half Mogeys
(44:01) Intro: Tongue Twisted
(46:19) Sideline Keyize
(51:08) TRADE TESTED WINNER
(54:46) MEATPATTYNIPS69
(58:28) Farewell!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome this big.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Big show really deep Jason hitch Night, and.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm getting your made bars.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
It's great to have your company this so windy Friday afternoon,
the twelfth of September twenty twenty five. And you, my friends,
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Speaker 3 (00:27):
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Speaker 2 (00:34):
Get a moogi, your sexy beast.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
How's life going pretty grass to your may Dog, your
sixth son of the Bee. We're one step closer to
the weekend, baby, and I am feeling it.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'm feeling good vibes for the weekend. How about you, Keezy,
Great vibes over here, Jase.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Wow, No, no great vibes over here, Jase. It's like
a real positive thing to say good vibes.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
That's good man. You're looking really good to Lap.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
I'm always into your backwards cap. Look, I really am
in your windbreaker there. It's a good luck.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
What did we talk about midweek about not clothing like
the good vibes?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
That you're feeling. I'm saying, you're looking good, man, You're
looking good.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Thanks man, you look good too, Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Where's the drawstring going on your on your hoodie?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I don't know. Actually my wife's been wearing.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
It, your wife, so I think she may have pulled
she may have pulled it out.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, it's annoying with that ever, so you find that
because now you've got a couple of holes, there's no
strings hanging that.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Well, the problem makes it look weird. I don't like drawstrings. Actually,
they annoying it because they're never even. And I'm one
of those really massively anal dudes that likes to have
even drawstrings, and so I'm forever pulling on them, right,
you know, trying to adjust there, and I just I
can't relax when they're uneven three four eight three on

(01:54):
the text machine out there.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
If you hate uneven drawstrings. But I'll tell you what.
We've got a bloody big show today, kezy, don't we babe.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
What's happening on the Big Show with old mogis.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Could be longer that sting Hey. Today on the show,
We've got a couple of chances a couple of different
opportunities throughout the show for people to join us in
the competition for the Swingers Cup. We're off to Fiji.
We're going to play a little bit of golf. Give
us a ring and you could be in to win,
man Hodaki. When the time is right, you will hear
the queue to call. It's Throbber Day Films, Ye, Thrubber Day.

(02:30):
And this one's all about the Wars, given that they're
playing a finals match tomorrow against the Panthers. And outside
of that, we've got a bunch of different stuff. Fine.
Actually I went to my daughter's school art show today.
God it was good man. So it'll be a little
bit of one and a half Mogi's and we've got
all sorts of other stuff as well, not the least

(02:52):
of which we're going to have to have a show meeting,
probably with Hoddy j over here. Mate, we're going to
be talking to you soon. Mate.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, it's an.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Driven boy CAZy. I don't know all about it, but yeah,
suffice to say, man, you've got a few issues that
need ironing.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Now.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, it's an intervention, Jason. Okay, we're gonna do it next.
We'll be quick, we'll get it done, and I think
it will be all the better for it.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
All right, sounds good man, looking forward to it. Hey,
sure to kick off with the food fighters.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Is indeed the red Hot Chili Pepper's there on the
Radio Hodarkey Big Show this Friday afternoon. Incidentally, I just
remember it's sprout out shidays. Have you got any fraud
outs seen them through on three four eight three.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Those of shout outs? By the way, fellas, I need
to call a show meeting, show.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
Meeting, show me the meeting, show meeting is now in progress, Jays.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Man, you know, Mike and I and Pugs we love
you very much.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah, l u V not l o V E. Just
you don't keeping it at a distance. Yeah, it feels.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Something that we've all noticed together, well, Pugs and I
certainly have. And I might be speaking out of turn here, Mogi,
but I'm worried about your man. Okay, it's your filth,
my filth. I feel like lately you've just been so filthy.
It's like you're just geared towards taking our convos to

(04:33):
the gutter. You know, I'm worried about you, like, I
don't where does this come from? And I'm only saying
this because I love you, man, l u V And
it can be hard to, you know, come face to
face with filth facts, wow, your filth, but also facts.
So just got some audio I'd like to play for you, man.
This is you being filthy in the last week, all right.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
I mean she gives me a bit of a slap too.
She squirreed on me and then give me a bit
of a slap.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I mean that was disgusting, dream of that. Yes, and
that wasn't me laughing at you, and that was me
like gasping. Right, And what about this one?

Speaker 8 (05:20):
I came home and found the duck in the lounge,
so I farted on it.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Love, What the hell does that mean?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Hang on?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Like what we were even talking about?

Speaker 5 (05:31):
You know you?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Just can you play that one again? Please?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Jase played again? Please? Geezy.

Speaker 8 (05:36):
I came home and found the duck in the lounge,
so I farted on it.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Why would you even do that?

Speaker 6 (05:42):
You know?

Speaker 3 (05:42):
It's animal, cruelty fish.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
And foremost that's not even me. What a minute, it's
not you.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
It's from the radio show last week.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
And you know I don't think farting in a duck's
face is disgusting or.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Fealthy at all.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
They like it.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Mugg He's done it to a cat, that's true, he's
farted in the cat's face.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
About it?

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Well, that was on your That was a one off. Yeah,
oh hey, I've not even done yet. What about this one?

Speaker 8 (06:07):
My wife made pastor last night and it was so bland.
I shoved it up, my.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Why would you even say that?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Many on here?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
There was in the middle of What's on the dinner Man?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
You just came out of nowhere with that, Phil? Can
you play that again? Please?

Speaker 8 (06:22):
My wife made pastor last night and it was so bland.
I shoved it up.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
My What it was really bland? What else was I
suppose to do with it?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
I just think, Look, that's not even the end of it.
We've got one more here, And this is literally from
Monday's show.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Mogi, you rogue Stallion? How's that penis of yours?

Speaker 4 (06:44):
So? Why would you?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Well?

Speaker 4 (06:46):
I was curious he's been complaining about the fact that
he's been going weeze lately. And he finishes it off
and then there's still a couple of drops afterwards, when
he's finished off, and I was wondering how his penis was.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
That's true, right, Look, I've just noticed it up taking filth,
and I mean the proof is in the pudding. You
heard it straight from the horse's mouth, and I'm just.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
It did sound like it came from a horse's mouth too.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
You got anything say for yourself?

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Man, Hello, I love a bit of felth.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
The punters love a bit of filth, right, the people
I know love a bit of filth.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
What okay?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
I mean I figure if you put that on under
the text machine three four eight three, do.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
You love a bit of filth New Zealand?

Speaker 4 (07:33):
I think you'd find overwhelmingly people love a bit of filth.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Well, let's do that three for eight three every text
in the drawer for a fifty Yet rebig about you?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Sorry, Mike, am I at a turn?

Speaker 5 (07:42):
You know? Oh, I think you're fear enough men. If
it's something that's concerning you were a teamy. I mean,
so if you're worried about it, I think you've got
every right to bring it up. Yeah, okay, every right.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
How's your how's your little button? Mushroom?

Speaker 4 (07:57):
By the way, keasy, see Stubby Feller, it's good man.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Is it going right, Yeah, it's going on.

Speaker 9 (08:06):
I think there's been no lesson learned here. Nah, why
don't even bother The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Keyzy. Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
See DC there on the radio. Holdarky Big Show this
Friday afternoon. The time is four twenty six. We're talking filth.
The fellas are a little bit concerned that I'm too
filthy and that I'm getting worse.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah, I just noticed you're getting you're getting a kick
out of it.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
You know.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
For example, here's some audio that has happened within the
last sort of week or two on the show.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
I mean, she gives me a bit of a slap too.
She squirred on me and then give me a bit
of a slap.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, it's just one example. Here's another piece of audio
that definitely happened on the show as well.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
I came home and found the duck in the lounge,
so I farted on it.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
You know, what is that?

Speaker 5 (08:52):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
So we asked the audience, you know, filth, yes or no?

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Basic Yeah, let's reiterate again, by the way, that I
don't think farting on a duck is filth?

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Well, this is the issue, man, I think you're just
numb to it. Now, for the regular person, let's say Pugs. Yeah,
let's say Pugs walked up to a duck and then
farted on it. Yeah, well that's that's out of line.
It's filthy. Whereas for you, that's just another day at
the hot household. But lots of texts on three four
eight three, And at the end of the day that
or the audience will desire decide, Amogi, they will deside. Yeah,

(09:27):
we don't have to have another intervention soon as well.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Can I just say this is wretch coming from someone
that indulges in monkey porl carry on, don't bring.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Back the monkey porn. Yeah, this is exactly what we're
talking about. A few texs he on three four eight three.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I love a bit of filth exactly.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah, keep up the filth, Jase, Tony needs to grow
a backbone and stop bringing down your vibes.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Thanks man, jeez, there's a lot of support here. I
knew there would be. I have no doubt about it.
I don't just randomly throw filth out for the sake it.
Put it out there because people love it.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
This one here.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Who is Hoidage's bot without filth? Thank you?

Speaker 5 (10:06):
And who would old Tony Pepperoni nips keesy be without
his midnight steamers and Mogi with his smooth balls. I'll
tell you nobody, that's who.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
So we'd be no one if it wasn't for those
specific things.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yes, I'm loving Tony Pepperoni.

Speaker 10 (10:23):
By the way, carry eyes anymore.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
There's plenty here. Oh, this one here says love a
bit of filth, but it needs to be sexy and
or cheeky and funny.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah that's from a woman, Yeah, assume definitely.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Well what about this one here? I love a bit
of filth? Go if yourself. You guys laugh way more
at stuff that I don't think.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
I mean, I haven't seen any here that is against
the filth?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (11:08):
What about this? My poor duck is in the car
with me here the whole thing, and won't stop crying. Now,
thanks a lot, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yes, yes, and I'm assuming with laughter, oh ma, crying
with laughter.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
I turn on the radio and all I hear is
Jase worrying about Mike's penis you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Kick? That's all right, man, I care that's all. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Well, look, obviously the audience is in favor of the filth,
so we'll keep it. I think we're just gonna have
to have to lock it in, right, Yeah, you don't have.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
To tell me to lock it in. It's already in there.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
It gives me a regular segment, you know, Yes, yeah,
five days. We'll start with five days a week and
see it goes from there.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Five days of filth, five days of filth, it could
what's the segment.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Called five days of felt?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
All right, well you decide in New Zealand make sure
you stay tuned by the way coming up shortly, another
chance to get your south from the drawer to join
us in Fiji.

Speaker 8 (12:02):
My wife made pasta last night and it was so bland.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I shoved it up.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
My The Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in on radio The Big Show. Swingers Club is back,
and this time it's going global.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Four full of banaka. We go to Fiji. Fellers, we're
gonna play golf over there too.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Can I have a cocktail?

Speaker 5 (12:31):
What are you gonna have? Cocktail? Ways?

Speaker 4 (12:37):
I don't know, I'm not really familiar with cocktails.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, there's a screaming orgasm.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Of course, last time I was there, I had one.
I had a few in the hot tub. It was
called banana rama.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Is that right?

Speaker 6 (12:53):
What do you have?

Speaker 5 (12:54):
What do you have with banana? I wouldn't drink a
banana you think.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
It tastes like a banana smoothie. But I had like,
I don't know, run or something. Yeah, it sounds rummish now.
I drank them responsibly. Obviously.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
I sort of find they're pretty difficult to get any
kind of result out of. We had a lot of
penacoladors on my honeymoon and I just couldn't get you.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Know, the buzz going.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
Yeah, man, I was buzzed off being married. Yeah, right,
but that other buzz right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Hey, fellas, I'm going to get a massive buzz from
flying Fiji Airways and from staying at the Intercontinental Fiji
Golf Result in SPA for a long weekend of playing
golf at the championship level course, going snorkeling, and just
having massively chilled out vibes.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Yeah, man, it's going to be awesome. Seriously, it's going
to be great times. Get a Reuben your mad barstard.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
How's life?

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Hello, how are you going, Ruben? Yeah yeah, backbone, yeah yeah, backbone.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
What do you do for a crust rubension?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Oh yeah right.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
It feels like we're talking to AI or something.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Are you a brain surgeon for real?

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Ruben?

Speaker 7 (14:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Man, sounds a man, I like it sounds.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
And do you like a bit of a smack around
to your ruben?

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:10):
I was smacking around a bit.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, good on you mate. Who would you take with you?

Speaker 5 (14:16):
I take my wife?

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Good? Idea mate, where you stand on the line there
and old punk sad and we'll look after you. Good
a Kendle, your man, bastard. How's life?

Speaker 6 (14:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Good? Thanks yourself? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Good things? Man? Good?

Speaker 4 (14:26):
What are you doing this Friday afternoon slash early evening here, Kendle, I'm.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
About to go out to my partner's house for lasagna?
Oh man?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
What's his name?

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Her name's Bailey. Well, so you guys are so Kindle
and Bailey both UNI six names, you know what I mean?
So yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah about there, crazy?

Speaker 5 (14:49):
What is there a lazagn you're any good man?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Sorry it's a dead Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
He's a shift, well not really a shift, but not professional.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
He's the one. Look so that makes them this year.
You're good on you, You're back. Do you hammer as
beers responsibly when you're there?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Just oh yeah, we like to share a couple.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
And you're like a bit of a smack around, don't
you kindle on the old golf course there?

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Yeah, for sure?

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Love it?

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Good stuff mate? Were you sed down the line as well?
And pack taming look after you?

Speaker 2 (15:19):
All right?

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Awesome?

Speaker 6 (15:21):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (15:21):
But racism alert?

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Racism alert?

Speaker 5 (15:27):
What I mean?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
I can get it to come in and have a
look at it and adjust the sensitivity of the racism.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Alarm if you want, could you please?

Speaker 3 (15:36):
It just goes off on its own, man, Yeah, I
don't want to tell you.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, bit a kings Leon. What turn it up?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
For the Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Isn't he guns? Roses? There?

Speaker 4 (15:58):
On the Radio Hoderky Big Show This Friday afternoon, Let's
talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 6 (16:11):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Last night I watched something that I've been looking forward
to greatly. It's called Aka Charlie Sheen. It's a two
part documentary series on Netflix. I think each episode's well.
The one last night was ninety minutes the first one
I watched. Charlie Sheen is a producer on it, so
he's all in. He's telling all the secrets. He's telling
all the Charlie Sheen of course been an actor who

(16:41):
made his name in Platoon way back in the day,
did Wall Street with Oliver Stone, a whole bunch of stuff.
Very very talented guy, but also a lot of demons. Yes,
and it is my favorite kind of thing to watch.
It's a documentary equivalent of reading on the autobiography of
someone like Slash or something like this Out the Gate.
So he's we're just go and get on the hammer

(17:03):
like him and Nick Cage used to go out and
just get smashed a bit. And they're on a flight
to Las Vegas as one of the stories, and Nick
Cage gets on the gets on the microphone there nobody
can see him, and he starts acting like he's the
pilot and saying he's not feeling very well and that
they're going down. I'm doing a big five minute stell.
That season, when they're playing Lands, they're met with six

(17:25):
police officers and placed under arrest. They have to go
outside and have a yarn. Charlie Sheen all his mates. Now,
what Nicolas Cage doesn't know is that Charlie Sheen has
got thirty four grams of cocaine strapped to his upper
thigh when this happened. So if it goes any further,
then he is going to be in prison for twenty

(17:45):
five to life. He is done and dusted. But the
cop was the cops were fans of the two of
them as actors and just let them go. The stories
are unreal. The way it's directed is unbelievable. The interviews
you've got, they grew He grew up with Sean Penn.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
They live next door to each other. They would make
movies together.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
It is the best directed, best edited documentary. I can't
remember and how long. It's just it's amazing. It's very
very funny. It's also tragic. It's an unbelievable story that
actors get to do whatever they want in this sort
of realm. You know, when you're at that kind of level,
they can fail on a massive scale, but because they
make so much money, they can just come back and

(18:25):
do it all over again. So I'm going to watch
the second the second episode of that tonight. This is
maximum five star Buzzies. This is missed. It in between level.
It's a different kind.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Of thing, but it is like Grand designs level.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
It's like Grand designs.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Wow, that's saying something.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
It is magnificent.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
It's on Netflix. It's on Netflix.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Feast your eyes aka Charlie Sheen the best thing I've
watched this year.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Brilliant.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
I remember watching a little Clap on his coat with
his co star on two and a half Men. Yeah,
and I was talking about, you know, Charlie would come
to work in the mornings, how I write my hour off.
You know, I was and I was in a prison,
and I was in a police south for a couple
of hours there.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
And I've got a little bit of trap on.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
But it's always true. It's not like a fake story.
These things would actually happened to him and happened to
him day after after day. I have nothing to off
at Fellas, all.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Right, I'll go there because we were tight on time.
I watched the second episode of Here we Go, British
comedy sitcom yes on TV Plus. Second episode way funny
than the first episode, Very very very funny show. Although
my wife gets a bit anxious because the family. The
whole idea is of the families are shambles. They're always
running late. And my wife's like, oh my god, oh

(19:38):
this is so frustrating. It's so like we can only
watch it if it's like a chill vibe. She's like,
thetter not be running late this episode because it stresses
her out. She hates running late.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Just before you go, I just remembered I did a
strange scene last night and watched a comedy called brask Yeah,
he is funny.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Why did you watch that on?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
I give it for four?

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Speaker 2 (20:47):
How good man, It's gonna be fun. Hey now listen
plenty coming up after five a call up. Got a
bit of sport, Jim.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
And also, of course it's a Friday, said the Friday Throbert.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Stay tuned.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
It's the Big Shows Friday Throbber. I'll let one of
you guys explain the theme.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
The theme. Well, first of all, let's explain what we're
doing here. This is the Throbber. We've been doing it
for four plus years now, kisy god, it has been
going great games. Each of us plays a sick tune,
well most of us do, and then you the audience,
get a chance to vote on the one you most
want to hear first or two votes wins. Then we
play out that song. Today, the theme is we want

(21:44):
to inspire the Wars. What song would we play for
them prior to the game to get them absolutely fizzled
before they run out and get pumped by the Panthers.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Come on, Mogi, Mann, I'm gonna get up.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
I hope, So, Man, I hope.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
So it's an interesting We'll have a bit of sports
chat later on. I've got strange conflicting vibes on this game.
I haven't settled on one or the other yet.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
Oh, I can't wait till you do. That'll be good.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Because once you do sit on it, that'll influence like
my bedding.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Yeah, absolutely, I'll go first today Fellas if it doesn't
matter to anybody else, I've gone with a little bit.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Of tool, a little bit of.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Yeah boy get it and yeah, there's a lot of
a lot of listeners out there that love the tools.
Start ringing up now, Fields.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
I am completely misunderstood. I thought it was just like
songs too. I remember just playing a random song to
fire them up, So it's not related to the wards
in anyways. It's just a song you played once long
to fire them up. Have you done the same thing, Jase? Alright,
what's your song.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Better Seek and Destroy by Mentality. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Yeah, boy, god, they're destroyed the fellas.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
I think I've won twice with Seeking Destroy You. It's
a tune, one of my favorite tune, so so I
chose one that sort of had something to do with
the game. Sure, because the it's time for these guys
to stop holding back and galvanized.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Bad don't hold back in the morning, I get it.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Yeah, that's not.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Weiring them up.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
It was.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
I thought it was a song to do with getting
the wars to work.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Good man, it's still works.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
It just seems it's pretty convenient. You guys changed it
out the last minute. That's what I'm saying. It was
in the chant and everyone agreed to it. I don't
know what to tell you, man.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Ah, well, here's the exciting thing. You decide. He's gonna
give us a call right now. On wait, let's get
back to the tunes and the nan.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Time The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
It's the Big Shows Friday from.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Is indeed songs to fire up the Warrior wars.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Oh my god, Jay Warriors.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
That's and also incidentally, can I just say the all
Blacks as well?

Speaker 2 (24:45):
It doesn't just have to be the Warriors.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
Well it does because that's what it is, because it's
about the finals.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Is a test match against the box as well.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
I would have chosen a different song.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Can it's just changed that you're going to change it.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
About getting the team was fired up for the Warriors.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Yeah, well, it's good that we were so specific with
our songs.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Mowgi went for a bit of tool Yeah. J went
with a bit of Metallica. They don't do solos like

(25:36):
that anymore.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
As an all timer, Seek and Destroyed, and I went
for the old Beastie Boys Chemical Brothers. As soon as
I said, that's right, you didn't pimcos time for them

(25:59):
to galvanize.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah mate, totally good A. Jordan your mad bastard, Hell's live?
Very well?

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Thank you, Jason.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah good, thank you Jordan. What are you going for their? Mate?

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Oh, I'm going for Kezy.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
I think they don't get me going for a Friday?
Yeh make good stuff? Good on you man, Good on
you mate. Good A. Jeremy your mad bastard? How's life?
Yeah good? Yeah, good thanks mate? What are you running
with the Jeremy?

Speaker 4 (26:23):
We'll go with Bogy okay, yeah, no worries, mate, get
a Hayen your mad Bassett.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
How's life?

Speaker 7 (26:29):
What good?

Speaker 9 (26:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, good stuff Hayden. What are you going for their Hayden?

Speaker 6 (26:34):
I'm going for the jee man.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, good on your.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Well there's only one jiz man in the show. Come on,
what he jizz bought?

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Okay you can.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Son, isn't he?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
What's that? Don't worry Jake. You get to decide, mate.
What are you going to decide here? How exciting? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:56):
You fellows?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Good mate, good, I'm gonna have to throw MOI.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Good on your brother. Good on you your mad dog.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Good on your mate.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
After wars brother stick around and old punk so and
I'll give you a million bucks man.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Yeah, man, you get a million dollars for choosing thanks j.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
So.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
But a tool fellow, the tool fellas all right, yeah,
turn it up.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
It's your thrubber the whole Arching Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Tune in week days and four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Tool there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
The time it's five twenty one. That's your Friday thrubber Feelers.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
I know for a fact that the Wars would love
to hear that before their finals. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
I was kind of thinking if I was sitting in
a in a change on whether that would fire me
up that song.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I don't know that it would. Yeah, well I not
getting high.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
Yeah, well that's right. Well you do get home in
high on winning finals games, I find. And that's the
thing the hoardy Jay. You wouldn't want to listen to
it because you don't understand the mind of an athlete
like I do, sure, and like the listeners do, which
is why I took out the wind today.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
How's the letterboard looking there, Kezi your mad Dog the
Throbber scoreboard?

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Right now, you've got Moggi and Hoidy j tied for
first place both on ten. Wow, but Jase, you've got
two asterisks? Now, what's that about.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Yeah, we had a bit of an atrocity last Friday.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
We had to ditch our.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Song halfway through that but one with right, there was
a few expletives on their keysy which we didn't thoroughly
invest in.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
Don't remember who it was Panterra, It was Pantera, there
was there was It was a chorus of f bombs throughout.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Ye what happened.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
There was it. You didn't actually listen through your throbber.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Correct, He sort of heard the first eight bars and
thought that'll do.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
It took out the victory, fears fear, but the fact
that we had to stop it meant that the listeners
were robbed of a throbber essentially. So there is an asterisk.
So Jason was going to offered to not have it
not count at all. Okay, let's do that, but we
decided and was happy with being an astreis what.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
What we need to decide down the line, Fellows, is
what does an asterisk represent in terms of penalties?

Speaker 5 (29:07):
Well, it certainly doesn't have full value.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
It's not full value. But is that total non value?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
I think what it does is, in the event of
a draws, does not win.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
So you've got two asterisks now, the first one for
coercing a listener and the second one from last week
for violating the broadcasting standards of New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Yes, totally, we need to. We need to have some
kind of jeopardy around this. Does it is because we
always say we'll do something every year, but we never
do anything.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Let's have some jeopardy now, that you guys are both
four songs full win clear of me.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
No, not necessarily something against the loser. It's something for
the winner.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Well, it's a throb a special so if you win it,
show to play all your throbbers. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Man.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
There you don't like it, I don't have the cash.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
What I'd rather have the meat box?

Speaker 5 (29:59):
There a meat box?

Speaker 3 (30:00):
No, I don't know what he's talking.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
I think he's talking about the you know when you
go to a raffle, Yeah, meat pack, Yeah, that's what
I mean.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Yeah, so the winner gets a meat raffle a meat pack.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeo.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Okay. By the way, I'm coming last, and I've got
six wins and two asterisks for Bully and Mogi and
for playing Freebird and then not really having a reason too.
So yeah, great segment though.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Oh man, people love it. People love it. So it
takes us on three for three.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
If you love it, is she hard the Hodarchy Big
Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in four on radio.

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Speaker 3 (30:50):
That's right, one hundred dollars bonus cash. We've got two options.
If one of them comes in, you get the cash,
which is bloody exciting. It's a huge weekend of sport, Feelers.
Would you guys begin to do a bit of a
sports chess blood.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
No, no, no, no no. We could just play this thing.
I can't find it, Oh, because another one disappeared. Yeah,
they just keep disappearing. They keep selling them off.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
Man, It's weird, isn't it. Yah, they sell them because
they're trying to raise money.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Well, it is a.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Massive weekend of sport, as you say, feels and uh,
let's talk the All Blacks first, a big task to
win to and a row against the world champion Box.
It's going to be another epic clash.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Me thinks.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
I think you're absolutely right. I can't wait. Similarly to
last year, I guess where the Box took out a
couple of tight ones and really the main difference would
have been their home ground advantage. I say so, Jase.
The only thing going against us is, of course it's
been played in Wellington, which is bad like for all
New Zealand teams, the Warriors and now the All Blacks.
I think keys they had to step there. That will
run two out of the last seven and there I think.

(31:52):
So at the same time, anything's possible, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Yeah, totally man, And I don't know, I just don't
like the cake tin vibe about it that I don't like.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
It's not even park is it.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
But I think it's going to be epic And I'm pecking.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
The All Black SPI couple O close.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Match you reckon?

Speaker 6 (32:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Really close?

Speaker 5 (32:13):
All right?

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Well, the tabby big bit for that game is will
Jordan to score two or more tries? It's paying five
dollars twenty five. I feel like the box is you know,
the defense is going to snuff out any tries scoring opportunity,
like real big scoring opportunities. But if anyone's going to
do it, yes, it'll be him. Yeah, true, he is
on the wing. Also, we've got the Wars taking on

(32:34):
the Panthers tomorrow night, Sex so five this is it.
I mean, we've been on a bit of a downward
slope in terms of our forms towards the back end
of the season. We're taking on the Panthers, who are
scary because they've been to the finals so many times,
they've won it so many times. However, they are not
that same team from the last few years. They are
not that team, all right, Yeah, and we can be
that team. We can step up.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Well, you guys were talking about how important it was
for experience, you know, in the finals.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
Experience.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yes, And the reality is we've been massively hit by injury.
So am I right in saying it's a pretty inexperienced
side in that respect.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Yes, And we've got Kirk cape Well, James Fisher, Harris.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
Twenty seventeen Cowboys, So.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
We've got these, We've got a sprinkling of very experienced players.
It's a shame much bun it is out. But then
we've also got the same amount of sprinkling of very
inexperienced players who are barely twenty years old.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Two of us are ship Yeah, yeah, Charms.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
I just feel like, as you guys have been saying,
I've been watching a fair amount of the Worries that
they've been on.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
A downward slide. It's still will die. That's making me go,
well maybe, but my vibers, no, it's not going to happen.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
My viber is it is going to happen for some reason.
But we're at home that we are in New Zealand.
We're taking on the biggest bad boys in the NRAL.
At the moment. We've you know, managed to play so
well to get up to this point. We've won the
right to have a home final. It's a huge I Reckoni.
I think it's great.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Sadly we don't have home advantage because when we play
at home we lose more than when we play away,
so it's it's actually not an advantage to us. And yeah,
it's great that we got to sex, but we've been
playing badly for the last eight weeks, so if you
look at form, it's not going to be going great.
Having said that, anything as possible. It's finals for the
as you say, obviously cheering for them, but I'm just
so nervous, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, well I'd love

(34:18):
to be surprised. I don't want to get my hopes up.
That's the thing, you see what I'm saying, Keys, If
I get my hopes up and then we lose, you know,
so it's better that I have my hopes are down
and then I could be Yippie Ian r and the Lounge.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
All the way home. Get a neck, your mare, bastard.
How's life? Yeah? Good on your knee, Get on your neck.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
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Speaker 5 (34:37):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
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Speaker 5 (34:38):
Big bet?

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Would you like Will Jordan to score two or more
tries for the All Blacks paying five twenty five or
Adam Pompey to score one try in the first half
paying five dollars seventy five of the wars.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
To worry?

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Yeah, on your mate, all right, we'll chuck you down
for Adam Pompey to score in the first half and
if that comes through, you'll win four hundred and seventy
five bucks, which is huge. That's great. Yeah, bloody.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
And he's gone over the line a number of eleven times,
I believe this season.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yeah I haven't counted them.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
But remember the commentator saying that, yeah, don't.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Forget rat by the way bit responsibly. Okay, of course.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
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Speaker 4 (35:23):
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It's a standard thing that people do on the radio. Aim.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah, if you don't know, this is when Moti tells
tales of his life life with little Moggia, his daughter.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
He's called They had an at the kids at exhibition
at school.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
My daughter's six, that's cute, but it went all the
way up to twelve.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
Years old and they're raising money there for I think
a new playground. I think a new playground at the
school I asked. The school that my daughter is at
is not part of the New Zealand teaching curriculum, right,
so they don't get any funding, right, which means the
vast majority of the funding comes out of.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Old Mugy's pocket.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Okay, So anyway, you go in there and you have
to give a dollar coin, a gold coin or a
note is a donation to go and see the at.
And now oftentimes when you go.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
And see this at, you're really going to pay to
see this at. It's children.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
But also you can go to the artillery like an
awkward and it's.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Free and it's free and it's by people that like,
people that know ure know how to do it.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
I mean, it is free, but I always put a
donation in any way, because I support.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Art in general. Empty chip pack, yeah, but anyway.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Anyway, I sort of turned up there and there was
a couple of I didn't recognize most of the people.
There's a couple of hundred people there, wow, adults and
all sorts of things. I was expecting it to be
a mixed mostly parents of things, and I know, you
know most of the parents there, but it wasn't them.
It was they were mixed in as well. But there's
hundreds of people and they were sort of gathered around

(37:25):
one particular area in the school hall there and I
and I went over and I sort of made my way.
I sort of pushed my way through. I said, Maggie,
you know, coming through, et cetera, et cetera. And I
went and had a long and blow me. That the
most beautiful painting that you've ever seen, Wow, in your life,
life sized. It was of It was of a woman

(37:48):
and she was walking away off into the distance, but
looking back over her shoulder at you, and no matter
where you moved, it felt like the eyes ron you're
now in the four round. It was raining, but you
could see over in the distance that the clouds had parted,
So you got the feeling that she was leaving some
kind of a relationship, was something there that had been

(38:09):
bad and was sad, but and she was sad about
it too. You could see she was sad, but there
was promise on the whole horizon, do you know what
I mean? And it was just an absolutely stunning piece.
And as I say, it was probably two meters high,
just absolutely incredible, and people were just blowing away. And anyway,
I look down the bottom right corner and who's so much?

(38:30):
Or do I see there? But my own daughter's moggie
man ogi.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Wow? So she painted that at school.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
Yeah, that's apparently it's taken in twelve months. And anyway,
while I was standing there, the little kid that was
collecting all the gold coin ands just came over and
just showered my daughter in the gold coins, all of
that money that had been originally collected for the playground.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah, that's ours now, woow, I've got it.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
I've got that. That's all mine.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
It's funny, you know, because I had four girls, I
can't even recall there being like a specific art.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
They did this thing.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Where they did plants, like plants sort of setups and
vegetables sort of setups, you know, like displays, you know.
And my youngest actually did this extraordinary kind of display
with like two potatoes and a cucumber and it was

(39:31):
it was one of those things that you were sort of.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Looking at it and you're going, I recognized that.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yeah, Oh was it arranged like a bar bell, like
a dumb bell with.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Yeah, yeah, And that's like it just gripped everyone because
everyone was doing the same thing and just staring at
it coming right.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
That reminds me of something, you know what I.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
Mean, Yeah, it's sort of right there. Because there's a
series of pieces. I remember seeing one that was a
cucumber and a couple of mandarins in the same series.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Very similar.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Yes, there's another one with which I really liked, was
about out there a cucumber and two peers.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
I think I might have seen this, Yeah, yeah, was
there one that was like just a ham sandwich.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
And what did you get marked well for that?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:23):
She did, Actually she got oh no, actually she got
a recommendation, so she didn't place for that one.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
So it's sort of down the other end of the spectrum.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Well it was funny because oh nah, God, you got this.
I've already been over the edge this week.

Speaker 7 (40:43):
I'm not going over again.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
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Speaker 4 (40:50):
At four on Radio Hold Aku, Tom Pitty and the
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Speaker 3 (40:59):
We're heading to Melmmed Mount Munganui to celebrate tickets going
on sale for the Hot Spring Spars tee twenty Black
Clash in association with Wolfbrook.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
It's gonna be good many Wednesday next week.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
Man, we'll be next Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
That's the one. The Wednesday coming We're gonna be broadcasting
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(41:34):
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Speaker 4 (41:43):
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We've got some advice to give out on meet Patty
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Speaker 2 (42:02):
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Speaker 1 (42:03):
Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune in week
days at four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Hold Ike, welcome back in ass backbones. Hope your Friday's
going off wherever you are.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
And this great country of ours, gay country of ours,
well know, everyone's happy. Man, I'm very happy. But it
has brought to you this show. You've ruined the flow now.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
I think you did it.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Man.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Um Reburger, you're nice, crave worthy, street food, freshly made.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
What as a buckle with Reburger?

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Play another one?

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Yum? Not that one?

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Yeah yeah yeah, yea yea.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
How good is that one? That's like the first one?
But there's heaps more of them.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
I tell you what, Old pug Son's out Duneham stuff.
What the hell's happening to me with those things? They're magnificently,
They're really great.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
I mean they make your loss for works exactly.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
What's happened you turn twisted men?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah, I am at the moment. I'm just not concentrating.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
I hope that doesn't happen to me tomorrow at Mount Smart.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
Yeah, what exactly is the gatskesy?

Speaker 3 (43:14):
What's the guts?

Speaker 5 (43:14):
What's the gats Man?

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Well we'll get into it nixt but basically I've been
asked through The pants Man actually used to work here, Yeah,
the Merchant of filth. He now works over at Triple
M in Australia. It's a radio network, radio network over there. Jace, Yeah, man,
I know it. And we were at the pub one
night and then I was talking a big game about

(43:36):
how they need a sideline commentator here and I was
older it, man, get all gezy down there. Yeah, and
now they're actually testing me out for tomorrow's home final,
so I'll be sideline.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Which pretty exciting, Yeah, very exciting.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Nervous though.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
We can give you a little bit of advice. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
how to not be nervous, how to deliver on what
they need? Right, Okay, so yeah we'll get into that.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
You're getting money giving money for that, I should get
a cut of it.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
You had nothing to do with it. It doesn't matter,
is that how agencies work?

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yeah, if you get anything broadcast, mate, Old Hoidy J
gets a piece of it.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
What percentage in that case because it was through you?
Twenty five percent?

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Oh yeah, that seems fair.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarkey.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Rage against the Machine there on the Radio Hodarkey Big
show this Friday evening and a big opportunity for Old
Kezy tomorrow night. The League match is going to be
the sideline voice for Triple J.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Is it Hoidi J, Hoidy J, Triple M, Triple EM,
Triple M. It's a triple J is another station as well?
It is, but Triple M I think over an Aussie
And the good thing about it is it came from
a night responsibly getting steamed with.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
There's so many opportunities that come out. It's a real bastard,
it is. That's how I ended up with. The acc
was getting absolutely hammered. Yeah, exactly, and making a fall
of myself. So there you go.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
So that's what. Yeah, so I'm sort of trying to
do that now as well. It's a bit of a
new mindset I'm in. But then basically Joel was like Coozy,
Coozy the pantsman, I should say. It was like, because
you tell them about how you had a rugby league
show and now it's Sean Johnson's show. Yeah, so I
told that story and I thought it was really funny.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
And what about the one how?

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeah, the other one?

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Yeah, well I haven't had two sharks.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
That's pretty amazing record. Those those are both good stories
for your autobiography.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Cauzy totally cost me at fortune.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Jace, you would even my agent back then. But yeah,
and then so now they've they've gotten touching one. Do
you actually want to have a cracker being the sideline commentator? Yeah,
so the main commentary team is going to be dangnated
as all the Fox Games people.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Yeah, he's good, He's bloody good.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
He is.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
He's very good.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
He's one of the best that there is and they're
saying he's the Knicks ReBs warrant. He's out the Gate.
I don't know if you've now now that just tells
me that, yeah, that's a lot of appreciable.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Well, hang on, you're just making me, You're making me
feel way more good about it. I just thought he's
just he's a good commentar. He's not the next Rabs.
I don't have to feel intimidated.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Agree to disagree.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
And the Aussies a rabbit about their league too.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Same But so am I though? Jason where you are?

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Well?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeah, I mean who else?

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Who else is on the team?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Josh Reynolds, Yeah, yeah, he's amazing.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
And also Wade m We're not Wade mckinna. Wade Graham
from The sharkis Yeah right, you know, so there's big
names now down to you on the sideline.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Do you mean the former of Graham Wade Graham?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
I'm thinking of someone else, But yes, you're all good.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
I've got him in my head now.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Yeah, very talented backgroub, silky Smoothesn't.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
I get that you're feeling a bit.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Nervous until Mogi said all that stuff about Rabs.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
But it's an opportunity. Yeah, it's a shoes I mean
you're to blow it slip through your fingers. Yeah, don't go,
don't stuff it up.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Now, what I think you should do before you even
start off four or five stiffness, And by no, I
mean like shots are this is a terrible idea responsibly
just to calm the nerves.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Well, but I don't have I didn't have any nerves
until now.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
This is this is my concern with that. Jason. I
think you're right, You're on the right track. I wonder about.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Five though, Yeah, because the show.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
This last couple of weeks has been a lot of
stumbling over words, a lot of bumbling, and my concern
is that that is only going to get worse under
the intense pressure. Because the thing about Liz, we do
so many voice breaks here. Yes, it's sort of all
you know, it sort of takes the streights off. It's
not so you've got another one. You can make appearings immediately.
But with the sideline commentary, there's very few times that

(47:40):
you get thrown too. So you've got to make sure
that you're not but bird berber, you know, and it's
probably going to happen.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
So you probably get four or five shots at it, really,
don't you? Mogi?

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (47:52):
You do?

Speaker 4 (47:53):
And if your stuff one of them up, you know,
that cascades onto the next one, you know, and it
just sort of exponentially increases the precire for the next one.
You get more teams, does your buttocks cleanse? Your testicles
go up into your stomach?

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Sorry, Jays. The thing, well, this isn't even what I
was nervous about. The thing I was nervous about is
how do I get the info about what's going on?
Because Chris's sideline, Chris, what have you got for us
on Nathan Cleary's injury?

Speaker 9 (48:19):
Man?

Speaker 3 (48:19):
What have you found out?

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yeah, And I'm gonna have to be like, ah, yeah,
I'll just have a word to the physio, you know.
Is that what I.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Yeah, yeah, I can I can see that.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
Well.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
I think what you've got to do is, Keys, you
got to put yourself in the brains of the viewer.
You you got to You've got to think to yourself, now,
what is the what is the person sitting at home
on the at home on the couch going to want
to know? Right? So if Cleary comes off, what are
you thinking to yourself? I'll go find out what happened. Yes,
it's really good, and then you can just google it.

(48:47):
What happened to Cleary et cetera, et cetera. He's just yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Know, because they're probably are going to run into obviously
is you won't be able to find out because you'll
go up to find out and go, who the hell
are you?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yes, you know what I mean, you can go. Well,
I did those two leagues, Adam Blair and Shawn Johnson.
Tho they took them over.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Yeah right, okay, cool, we're a backbone shit that will
help totally man.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Tune in on Radio News.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
There on the Radio Darchy Big Show this Friday evening. Now,
we've been working alongside the good bastards a trade tested
trying to give you Kiwis out there and listeners to
the show, the opportunity of spending two and.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
A half thousand dollars on stuff.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
For your outdoor decking or it could be indoor, could
be indoor, couldn't it feelers, it could be.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
I mean it depends on your deckers. Is your deck inside?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Well I think they also have stuff for inside.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Yeah you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Ah, Well, that's sort of moving the goalpost because we've
been telling everybody that it's for outside. It's it's a
call ag.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
But I mean you could put some of that stuff
inside them.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Gives the spirit of the game.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Like I've got a fire pit in my house inside inside,
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (50:01):
It's fantastic, But I just feel like you're really muddying
the waters on this camp. Yeah, because it's about the deck.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Can I also like use that money to do up
my car or is it something else?

Speaker 3 (50:12):
I might use it to go on holiday feelers?

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Let's not being stupid about that.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
The good news is it is time to give away.
It's the second Friday of the month. We're giving away
two thousand, five hundred dollars with the trade tested products
to people that went to ho dot co dot in
zi and told us what they would buy. We've actually
got the winner on the line. Now Jay should go to.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
The Yeah, I think so. Is this lock.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Heel domin, I'll just pick up the phone first, hang on?

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Is this look heel?

Speaker 6 (50:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Get am I saying your name right for a start?

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Look heel?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:45):
Lucky's fine, Oh.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Lucky, how are you going? You made bastard?

Speaker 6 (50:48):
Oh bloody marvelous. Hearing your voice ches.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
He's look, I'm used to it. Feelers. Tell me, look here, Lucky,
what do you do for a crust there? Mate?

Speaker 6 (51:00):
I'm a kayak manufacturer.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
Kayak manufacturers of the backbone of this country.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Lockhel cheers mine. Worry about your base doing that? Mate?

Speaker 6 (51:13):
Down in christ shirt?

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Goddamn?

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Now, listen tell us, Lockey, what did you put on
your little shopping listening?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Because I'm intrigued to know.

Speaker 6 (51:24):
Quite a few tools.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Okay, so I've actually got a sneaky burger, a circular
sort of a drill driver, drive sockets sit in orbital
sander good, a longhorned pizza oven, gas fired as well,
and a few other bits and pieces.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
A bean bag. Did you get a bean bag? Oh? No,
you got a just drills to burn.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Man.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
I'm loving it. So you're going to do it all yourself?

Speaker 6 (51:47):
Yeah hopefully?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Yeah? Nice man?

Speaker 3 (51:49):
And what did it all add up to in the end, like.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
Two thousand, four hundreds and something. I don't.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
You see what Lockey's done there, which is really clear
he's got all that. If he doesn't have a dick,
he could build one now ycause he's got all the
tools for it.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
The good news for you, lockeel mate, has you have
officially won all of that stuff from Trade Tested.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
Yeah, that'll make your Friday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
They're lucky.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Hey, well you enjoy that your mad barsard and will
pass you back to punk so order sort out all
the details.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Thank you very much, Love you many, love you lucky.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
You're the boy.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Yeah man love champion. Bye, thanks mate, go tools.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
You see they got it all on there.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Trade tas another chance to win. Next week Friday will
be calling another winner hits hot Co dot Z. Get
yourself in the drawer for Big Dick Energy thanks to
Trade Tested Docto Zig.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
The Hookey Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Tune in on Radio Lincoln Park.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
There on the radio, hold Donkey Big Show this Friday evening.
Let's give out some advice to those who needed a Fellas.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Dot com get in touch with the feelers. It's a
really email address. Meet patting up sixty nine at gmail
dot com. Get in touch. It's one hundred percent anonymous
and you can win a fifty dollars reburg of voucher.
This one comes from anonymous Fellas. Anonymous but anonymous. Yeah,

(53:29):
that's funny good eight Fellas Anonymous here, I have a
friend that is in desperate need of some advice. I
was wondering if you could give me some advice on
how to give him advice as he is in desperate
need of advice. Love the show Fellas, kiir kah, thanks,
that's good. How to give advice is? That's a question

(53:50):
someone needs advice on how to give advice.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
I think in a situation like that, the best advice
you could give is give advice when it's not called for.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
The best advice you could give is give advice when
it's not called for.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Yeah, well, you know, Sam.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Rather than worry about it, I just give out advice
willy nilly, whether.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
People want it or not.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Unprompted, unprompted, yes, right, uninitiated, yeah right, And that's often
the best advice.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
See.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
My advice would be to start by saying, hey, man,
do you want my advice?

Speaker 2 (54:22):
You know?

Speaker 5 (54:24):
Yes? My advice to this guy is he should keep
his mouth shut. Just based on the email there, in
the way he's worded it, right, it sounds like he's
going to bager it up, Like the advice isn't going
to be succept is going to bang on, he's going
to repeat points over and over again as he has
done that, and that he's not the person to be
given advice. I don't think right, and nor am I

(54:44):
to be giving him advice on how to give advice?
Who do I think I am? He hasn't asked me
personally whether I should be giving him advice except for
this letter, exactly and anonymously, I'm going to say, I
don't think I'm up for it. I give terrible advice.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
I give you. See, I'm the opposite.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
I give very good advice, and often it's advice it
hasn't been asked for. In fact, the best advice I
give is when people don't.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Ask me for my advice.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Do you know it's good advice?

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Just by their.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Reaction, like when I say like like you said keys,
when you said, do you want some advice? And their silence.
I just get into it whether they want it or not.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
But then how do you gauge whether the advice is good?
Because their reaction quite often will be like, hey, well
I did not ask you for advice.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Yes, But it's not so much about whether they take
the advice. It's more the fact that you've had an
opportunity to give.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Them, to give it whether they want it or not, and.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
Not even an opportunity really, because that would suggest that
they have to leave a gap for you to give
the opportunity. But really you're giving it regardless. It's an
opportunity to talk about how awesome you are. Yes. Now
it might not be based any kind of fact or
experience or knowledge, right, And nevertheless, you've had a chance
to run you yap.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Right, So the point of the advice is that not
to help them, but it's to show off how cool
you are.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
Yeah, to show your own wisdom.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Right, Because I thought advice whether they want that wisdom
or not.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
I thought it's any use or not.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
No, right, Wow, I've been giving advice for rong all
these years. I thought it was like to try and
help them.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
Ah, I mean that's a sort of second or third
down the list.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
If it does end up helping them, that's great, that's great.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Yeah, but that's not the intention from the start. It's
to make yourself look good and to share the knowledge.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
You have, yes, whether they want it or not. Yes,
to force your knowledge onto others. Absolutely, advice is the
act of forcing knowledge.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
The Hururarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarchy.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Were you if us another showdown?

Speaker 4 (56:43):
And does indeed the week wow massively looking forward to
the weekend, heaps a sporting action on.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
It's pretty exciting stuff, man, it is good stuff tonight.
Of course you've got the Storm up against the Doggies,
kick off at ten to teen, probably blow out to teen.
It's just a little bit. It is a little bit
late that I am pretty keen to watch it, even
if it baggers up my weekend. Do you know what
I mean? It's it's it's the finals, man, watch the finals.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
All the narrow matchups this weekend are great matchups, really good.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
One of them is good eating. I think the weekend
finishes off with the Raiders taking on the Broncos. That's
I mean, that is just it's huge. It's a huge
game there, Jay so excited about that.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Sorry, yeah, yeah, sounds really good. Feelers.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Also, big shout out to the bay Plany Steamers who
are taking on the Hawks bay Men. Yeah, tonight up
the Steamers, not tomorrow, Okay, in the beautiful domain and
total there.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Well, I'm going to go home and watch some MPC fellows,
I'm sure there's going to be some match. I don't
know which one, but there'll be something sure in the
podcast outro Quip today. I've got no idea what it is.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Do you mean to tell you what it's about? Sure,
it's about how tense things were when Mogi walked in
today because someone was in a horror of him.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
Is anybody here in a horror of the mood?

Speaker 4 (58:01):
No?

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Are you in a hor of the Moodkesy?

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Yeah, yeah, I'm in the of the mood.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Man, I'm not sure.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
It was amazing. I walked in and I could just
sense that there's something going on, and sure enough her
of an argument between Keysy and Hoidy Jane. You'll have
to listen to the podcast to find out what happened.
But that is straight up, yeah, straight up.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
I don't know if there's any coming back from this one.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Yeah, I know. Well, what I'm grateful for is that
so land it on a Friday, I'll go a couple
of days to reset. Yeah, calm down, calm down, exactly right,
and just you know, water off a duck's back, water
off under the bridge. Yes, everything's up in the year,
next year, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Monday, come back clean slate.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Pretend like it never happened.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
I'll never forget it.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
I mean to push it down. Yeah, al in the main, etcetera, etcetera.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Yeah, certainly is looking dicey next year, isn't it. Listen.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
I make sure you check out the podcasts. Make sure
you check out the Instagram. This heap's going on there.
Pucks has been working as ars off phills.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
I haven't noticed it, and until Monday.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
See you then