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September 12, 2025 10 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
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seven every weekday on radiodrack here that's correct, good feelers.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Hi guys, Hello, is anybody here in a horror of
a mood? No?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Are you in a horror of the mood?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Kezy?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, yeah, I'm in a herd of the moon man,
I'm not in a sure too good. I'm just so.
I was in there picking a throuble with Pugsy jas
Walton three times, sure and got angry at us three
times were taking too long to pick a throbber, so
one were just hanging out and chatting and oh.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I wasn't here because I got here and you guys
already in the studio and I walked in, and you
could cut the atmosphere with a knife between you two.
I mean I thought you guys had had a horror
of a final Yeah, we had a massive falling out.
Did you have you noticed anything? Pugs man, you're getting
a vibe for any but of any vibe in here,
Like there's an atmosphere when I walked down, you could
cut the tension between these two with a knife.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I can't hear you can't hear you, man, I can't
hear it. Tiny thing on man.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, yeah, you don't worry.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
You can't hear what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Pugs talk, Well, no, because if we had a hooever fight,
we wouldn't be in the same room together. I wouldn't
be sitting in would in a filthy silence. I've had
enough of that in my life to not indulge in
it anymore. But I, I mean, I was just trying
to come through to the studio and it took him
like fifteen fucking minutes to get a swipe.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Just make sure it's on this beat here, and just
make sure it ends right on this It's like it's
just the fucking tribe. I just pick a song and
fucking get on with it.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
It was probably like six minutes, six minutes and he
came in thrice two minute intervals. Yeah, you know, And
I was just wanting to pick a good throb of pugs.
Can you teste now?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I think you guys need to go on a holiday. Yeah, yeah, man,
you guys need to break So you've got one coming up?
What he just bot Yeah? Two days, four days total.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, concluding the weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yes, that's good, yeah, yes, and making the most of it.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's good looking forward to it.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, there's going to be.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
It is actually looked ahead because we're looking to go
away a bit and she's not looking great. But it's
a week out, so I'm like, wow, mate, very well changed.
And it's not about that anyway, you know what I mean.
It's going to live in this moment and not worry
about what's happening next.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Brother.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah, man, that's what told told me, did he Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
It's awful though. The weather. We'll say it's raining, and
then you it'll be like today is meant to be
pissing with the rain the whole time pass for a
while for you, for like an hour or something, you know,
and then it just doesn't. So it's sweet as man.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
And it's also spring that's so hot, which is just
all over the shop.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Well there's that. She's a windy bastard boy.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Yeah, there's a lot of wind going on, which you know,
usually does put me in a hoo.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Of the mood.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
But I'm not in a hoo of the mood.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Well, it's going to be where we're off. I'll probably
see you tomorrow, Jase, and you and I are going
offering a march for Palestine again across the bridge. Going
to be blowing a fucking gaye pag sounds coming. Yeah,
Now I've got open homes to go look at. Yeah,
good on your brother. It's going to be blowing a bastard.

(03:24):
It's going to be freezing cold. Yeah, but it'll be
good fun, won't it. Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Well you were telling me, was it you that was
telling me that they can only let a certain amount
of people across at a time because the old harbor
which gets swinging.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
It starts a swinging. But I got that message from
the misses who got it from somebody at Herewick, so
god knows if it's true true. But then they said
that it's a long way. There's nobody to go to
the toilet for about seven k or something like that.
Does it feel right? They can be right, but for
a long time anyway, So they consume was my daughter

(03:59):
and I been able to go to the toilet? But
I think how good would it be if my young
daughter got the opportunity to take a bush piss on
the Auckland Harbor Bridge taking it many shots at that
in your.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Life I didn't hear seven K coming into it. No,
that seems like.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
It seems like it's too fair. There's no way it's
seven k.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
That's a long way it is.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
But anyway, the whole racky Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hurarchy.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
With they Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
You're right, Keezy just seemed pretty fine. Apples, I don't know, man,
what's going on with you?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Sweet airs Man? What's happened?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Man?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Is a bit shell shocked from earlier. Yeah, I honestly,
it's just a bit like I'm just still trying to
come to grips with you know the fact that we
were doing almost nothing wrong, Yeah, almost almost nothing. What
it was was taking pride in my work and wanted
to make sure I chose the right thing.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Well, look me and I don't think you did anything wrong.
But then equally Jas just wants to get in and
do some work.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
The thing is right. He came in, Yeah, so the studio,
you gonna walk through it to get to the studio,
comes into the b cRIO, says can you hurry up,
and then walks back out to the office. Just coming
to the main studio.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
I didn't have And also, you know, it's just coming
in to say hello to the feels.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, And as soon as I did that, Kesey was like, hey, man,
do you mind.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Porky pie came into Porky Piezy.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
What did I say when I walked in today?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
You walked in today? We were chatting for ages.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
What we're talking about?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I can't remember? Just say, hey, how are you? We're
up today? He said, if I told you they don't
have to kill you. We had a band and by
the way, by the way, we're doing throbber stuff. Just
if I and then boom, man, it was like throwing
a bench on a petrol fight.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Well and Pangs hasn't got a dog in this fight.
Let me just say, it's like this all the time. Yeah,
like you guys just fucking going each other. Normally it
doesn't make its way on here, but here we are.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Jay, So just you're good man.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
You want to talk about it?

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Brother, don't you come in with your fucking hats up?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Man and I.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Just we're here for you know, it's like Keezy's bullos.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
I'm not having it.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
I would have if you didn't give interrupting.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
You know what my vibe was on you today?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
This was great let's open on this conversation. No muster
on it at all.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
My vibe on you today waszy, looks a bit tired.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I think he might be a bit hungover.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
No, I'm not hungover to Okay, last night, now, what
did I do last night? Last night was boring?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
It wasn't it fucking great night last night?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Betchil night listening to vinyls Man talking to the Midt.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
No, no, actually, no, watch something on TV.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Got something five.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Buzzies, Wow, hard five, Wow, hard five. I stayed up
till eleven thirty.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Wasn't wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
That's how it was. The replays of the Church with
Adam Blear.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
It was such a good show.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
But yeah, jeseus, it was good. It was bloody good. So, yeah,
I had a good night.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
My night last night was off pugs. Oh no, yeah,
I wouldn't go so it was just before I go,
you sweet, just get out got home. My wife's like, man,
I had a shocking sleep last night. Just see if
I'm pretty tired.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
You said that to you.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
My wife said that, and I was like, okay, sweet
as So in my mind I was like, we'll have dinner,
I'll clean up, and then we'll watch something on the
couch like half an hour and then she'll be off
to be because she gets tuck it out real easy.
And then she just stayed up like way later than normal.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
What I hope it out with it?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
No, yeah, it was annoying you, Yeah, but like a
reasonable about not like if you walk into the like
a normal person. And then so she'd going to be
like an hour later, and I was like cool, you know,
once she goes a bit, I'll play plays session for
a bit, maybe a small glass of porch ruin the night.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I guess it's weird, we're different.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
How revealing is that about keesy state of mind? Well,
I had a great night last night, I had a
great day. Today was a chipper spirits And now Keysy's
just revealed.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
What did you do?

Speaker 2 (08:04):
What did you do today?

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Jay?

Speaker 4 (08:05):
As I said, Keysy, if I told you that, I'd
have to kill you. Why because it's top secret?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Fuck?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Why did you work in the garden my wife and I?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Actually? Do you go to bed at the same time
as your wife?

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yes, so every now without fail, same every now and
then never. It may be that she'll go to bed
earlier than me.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Thugs, Can we get a couple of little medals made
up for Jason Mike for going to bed with their wife.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
And certainly, you know, I think it's weird that we
do that. Yeah, yeah, it's just how we operate in
our house. It's not even an organized thing. Earlier to
be the better for me as far as I'm concerned.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
That's because you Yeah, you guys naturally just wake up
really fucking earlier.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I don't do that. I wake up at like seven
thirty or something, so that an eight hour sleep is
going to sleep at eleventh. Yeah, and it depends. If
I've got a game I'm jamming at the moment, then
I'll my wife's got a bit of like nine thirty,
and then I'll play it for now.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Then come.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, we even go to sleep at the same time.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
You guys are clinging.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Hang on a minute, No, it's not that.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
It's just that we both go to bed and read
you drop off at the same time, and it's one.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
As soon as one of us goes okay, I'm down,
the other one always goes your same.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yeah, same, that's the same. I don't like trying to
go to sleep in the other Pierce that's got the
light on reading. It's fucking annoying.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I don't actually mind it, but it doesn't happen.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
It doesn't happen about it, honestly, if you need any
advice keasy on anything.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
On like marriage and that. No, I'm good as gold
fillers are.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
It's good man.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Honestly, I am.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
A super dry jacket today then as well. I think
they make a good jacket.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Absolutely pissing down in here?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Did you feel the venom in the man, I'll tell
you what, It's going to be a good show today.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
I'm absolutely dog on each other for you two, not me.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
I'm disgusted in pugs and reading that wearing that bloody hat.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
I hate that hat. That's a cool hat.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
And he had tofu for lunch.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, it's a cool vintage hat with like a petrol
can thing on the front.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
I like it with a big, a big coiled rope
across it.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
It's a rope hat, man, It's cool. Haud about Jason, everyone,
This is the Big Show four to seven every weekday
Radio Hodaki. Great listening,
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