September 13, 2025 • 17 mins
On today's bonus best bits from this week, we catchup on Jase's golf tourney and Mike has an update on his cousin's car.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The whole aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy.
Tune in week days and four on radio.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hold, I can tune that. It's a really good tune.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Some golf chat was Ellison Chair. It was oh wow, tune.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Golf chats with double Bogey Mogie.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Four.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Obviously Moggie didn't actually play this week. No, no, yes,
So unfortunately what would usually be a very Moggi heavy segment.
For this segment, Jasey, you'll be running it, okay.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
Well, I was.
Speaker 7 (00:37):
Invited to play a tournament, as was Keezy Feelings. It
was kind of a media sort of scenario, radio announcers
and invitational and an invitational against the sort of networks
against each other sort of thing. And I'm always going
to have a round at golf fellows. It was huge.
It was a big tournament.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Are you nervous? No, it wasn't.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Actually, I was curiously just looking.
Speaker 7 (00:58):
Forward to a number one, even on the number one
t I was curiously just wanting to have a whack right.
In fact, I got to the sixth hole and went,
my god, I'm playing good. Up until that point, I
hadn't thought of anything, right, I was just hitting the golf.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Ball and then you started thinking about it.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
And then I, yeah, bottled it.
Speaker 7 (01:15):
But the key thing for me was Olman I ast
you from the Breakford Show, Lane from the ACC and
Jerry Wows were also playing Yes, and we were playing
under what they call the stableford.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
That's where you take your handicap and depending on how
good you are at golf, they run it through the
and you get amount of points depending on what you
would usually hit.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
And as I was saying, you know, I played really
well on the front nine, feels shat my pants. On
the back nine, would you hit well? I don't actually
know because the other guy was keeping the score.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I had good. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
By the way it works moogie traditionally is you keep
each other's score, right, But Jase's used to me just
keeping both of our scores. So the other guy would
have got a scorecard out at the end and had nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Something like that.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
But yeah, bloody, lovely course, great day, great, great atmosphere
is very good.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Did you win the because the idea was he Marty,
the guy who organized it, good fellow. He went out
and got like a jacket I think from an op
shop or.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Might gonna be a nice jacket. I was a nice jacket,
but got it embroidered with like a crest.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yes, and the idea is the winner just like the Masters,
it's the jacket, but they keep it.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
They keep it.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Till the next tour.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Yeah. Yeah, so it's a yearly thing. So you know,
at the end of the day, Fellows, I was pretty
damn happy with my performance. I got a podium finish,
which I think is a pretty remarkable.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Achievement, which is what fed Yeah. Yeah, that's goods.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Bundy got I beat Lane, I beat Mania beat.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
At this guy place. Pretty bloody good. Yeah. Man, how
big was the field? Sex people? Six? So you sort
of finished in the middle of the field pack, But yeah,
you finished in the middle of the pack.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
But also third, Yeah, doesn't seem like third.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
The podium is probably for at least seven people, Like
if you're gonna have a podium, yeah, right, I think
seven's the minimum.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Did they actually have a podium? No, we were just
sitting at the bar.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
They're having a beer and drinking fries and drinking, eating fries, drinking.
But it was really interesting because Menayah, Yeah, he had
a shocker and he was.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Forced to keep his score. Probably did sho what did
his shoes?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I don't know that he had a shocker.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
He had a shocker.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I have to ask him, actually, but he did wear
his new.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Golf shoes, which he's never played in before and he's
owned for four months.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, oh well there's good stuff, man. Congratulations did the
Big Show? Proud them? Did you miss me? Man? No?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
The Big Show.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Swingers Club back and this time it's going global.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Failers do doh dosh dish?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Are you excited? Mogi? I am man. You can't wait
to get laid. You know, you get off the plane
and they put like twenty layers on you. All right?
Then I went a bit crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Racism alert, racism alert. God, it's a bit delayed, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
The racism alive usually sharper than that.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
But you guys are talking about doing a bit.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Of scuba diving. Yeah, well snorkeling, yeah, snorkeling.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
I'm a bit freaked out by that because have you
heard of the stone fish?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh? Yeah, you have to bring your water shoes.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Yeah, I've got Have you guys got water sho.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, no, I haven't. I've got I think I have
some rock booties, but I don't have any water shoes.
Are they like flippers? I think they're like rock booties.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
Well, they're kind of like rock booties, but they're not
as sturdy as a rock booty.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
A right. Water shoes, yeah, water floaters, you know.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
No, you see, if Keesy was wearing those.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I could probably walk a walk on water because the
land kayaks.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I get it. We are going to Fiji.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
We're going to play golf too, because we are staying
at the Intercontinental Fiji Golf Resort and Spa as the
Hucky Swingers Club International. We are playing at a championship
level course designed by VJ Scene.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
This is bloody exciting stuff. I can't believe.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
It, it really is. J I get a Dave your
mad barsid Hell's life, A.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Good things full full of your mad.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Yeah, tell me, Dave, what do you do for a crust? Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Semi retired bone retired to the backbones of this country? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Man, Dave waiting a wall to do it?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That sounds good.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Actually, what did you do?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Play a lot of gold?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah? Yeah? What a most going to do?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
So good stuff, Dave, will chuck you in the draw man,
if you win, who are going to take with you?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Man?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yes, well I've got a mate. I've got to mates mate. No,
he just recently shot under eighty nosey. Yeah, so so
I'm not going to invite him. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Got another mate ruffle usle and he's glaly to crack
one hundred.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah it sounds like the boy. Yeah, someone beating you
and yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
So I've been to play with.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, good and old.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Can you put a can you put a big thumbs
up next to.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Take circling that? I told your man? Bar? How's live full?
Good on you? Mate? What do you do for a crust?
What I did for as?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Is? I?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
We the same Mondays for a month here?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, chasty, that's yucky. Yeah, and there's nothing wrong with it. Really,
we're in the same Mondays for a month.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
It's environmentally sound, just looking after the climate.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Man. Sure the fish are going to be all over
this bastard out there, heaven a snorkel. They won't be
staying anywhere near the wreath. I'll be right after you. Yeah,
tired with your undies? Right? Do you like golf a
little bit too much?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
According to my family.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Yeah, sure, mate, are here, are here?
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Actually, my wife, My wife loves me playing golf gets
me out of the house.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Indeed, yes, what's your handicap my golf?
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, good on your mates down the
line and Puck Sapple saw you out, all right, you're
in the drawer.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Good, good on your brother or the beast with it.
Good luck. It's exciting, man, but it's exciting.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It's all thanks to feed your earwaves.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Ear Ways, I keep saying ear waves, you do because
we're all.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
We don't want to circle. Yeah, I want to pros.
You just keep going, Yeah, why just not make a
big issue out of well, let's point it out for
you guys.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Did Fiji airways, the intercontinental and of course tourism Fiji?
Fiji is where happiness comes naturally Fellas, which I didn't
realize totally.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
It's amazing.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
I want to be certainly happy when I'm sitting at
the buffet there getting and tucking into fresh fruits, bitter bacon, action,
some hashies, man baked beans.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Actually, just quickly, Jace, you'd be happy to know we've
had the most texts we've had in ages about whether
or not you should do poohs in this everyone massively
in favor of yes.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Yeah, okay, good, so well I wait for you guys
to leave.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Obviously I'll have that much respect. But thanks for listeners.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Here's the Arctic Monkeys the.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
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in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Is indeed the cult there on the Radio Larchy Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon, the time before twenty six fellas.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
My my cousin came back from the US today. Oh wow,
that's great man, congrats. Y's so good. It text me
from the airport you see on mom Away, So just
sort of left him on red there. You know that
I've been having a few issues with my cars of
like the Teeeder truck and the equip truck have both
(09:19):
packed up various issues that they've had.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
The Teeter's packed up as well.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
The the Teeta's on its last legs. You know, it's
down one point seven million k's the tea Wow, unbelieving,
and that's just sort of running around town. It's a
it's a weapon of a car. It's a sale if
you want itzy yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Yeah, because you've been looking for a tee to ah.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
And whenever I think of oh, man, I need get
a good car, I always think, Oh, I think of.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Kezy, I think Teeter.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yeah, yeah, I always think good cars. I should probably
ask Moggie if any of hers are for sale, A
good idea, you can I have the equor as well, Yes, yes,
you can.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Ten grand for it. Anyway, So the issue I had
was the night before I left, but the night before
my cousin left to go to you as he was
staying at my place, and the night before he said,
is it okay if I leave my car here for
the next three months? The night the night before without
without a word of a lie, and it's wow, Actually
that would be a bit of a pain in the
(10:20):
ass because we have to pack, park it on the street,
move cars around, blah blah blah. He said, Oh, well, look,
it's okay if you if you want to drive it.
I said, oh, then in that case, that's fine, that'll
be that'll be sweet. So we drove it, and over time,
I've I've come to be quite attached to it. Over
the last three months. Yeah, I meant, and I could
park my vehicles up or sort of one of them
(10:41):
at a time and not put any k's on it.
And it's like Kevin a rental, you know, you can
just thrash it. Yeah, rip the ship out of it.
And this vehicle is worth a lot more money, weirdly
than my Teeter and my eck were really combined.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Is it like like a Rolls Royce or Mercedes?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I said twenty twenty five, Holden Commodore. I know, because
they stopped making it. But they're a manaro. Is that
what they are out of the States. Yeah. So anyway,
so that's what he's got and it goes like the Clappers,
And my problem is I don't want to give it
back to him. Right, So he's come back today. I
(11:21):
didn't answer his text, and I just sort of feel
like I've been looking after it for three months. He's
abandoned it. Yea. So I mean, if you really cared
about it, would he have.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Like without even pre planning, he knew he was going away.
He just abandoned it. He did, and you took it in.
That's right under my wing, under your wing, I.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Reckon in that sort of scenario, he.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Forfeited his rights, Louder's rights.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Correct, Well, you're not even looting because he abandoned.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yes, and he left it on your property.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
That's right with his with the keys, with the keys exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
And what is it a Holden Commodore Manaro twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I don't really know my care, but it's a fast one,
right as fast. So I'm just sort of thinking, I mean,
the tricking thing here is family. Yeah, I know that
he is going to want to back.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Okay, you know what you do is text him say hey,
sorry man, yes you text my phone was on silent.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Instantly he's oh, Margie hasn't completely ignored me, and you
go should catch up at the pub and.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I'll give you your car.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah. The other great thing is I've moved. You've moved.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Where you are?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Okay, yees se?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
So so go to the go to the pub, meet
him there, have a few with them. I have quite
a few responsibles, right, take your wife to show up
and say, oh, I can drive you home in your
car if you want.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Yeah, So he hops in his car, she drives him home,
and then uber's back to your new place, which he
doesn't know where it is. In the meantime, you've swapped
all the badges over and so it's actually registration license,
the whole thing, so that he actually driving off on
your teeter. Nice and you get to keep what was it,
the twenty twenty five hold from the States. You need
(13:06):
to keep that, you know what I mean? I reckon
because he'd be steamed hammered.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, it's with a shot. I just think, Yeah, I
don't know. What do you do? Jason?
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Yeah, well, look, I wouldn't even bother with all that polarbora.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I just say, no, sorry, it's just it's yours.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I'm keeping it. Yeah, tough, teddies would you give him
your one? Mate?
Speaker 7 (13:27):
I love the cars, and there's no way he's getting
this filthy hands on my.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Axis, especially not a holding commodore Manaro for ty.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Yeah, well it's a dilimma three four eighty three. You
feel free to tick through what I can't be a
twenty thirty five. They don't make holdens anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Twenty thirty five, twenty thirty five, Come on, man, wake up,
don't be ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
You know he cares The hold Aching Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Keysy tune in week days at four on
Radio Hold.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
Aching My Stiffy there in excess on the radio, hold
lanky big show this Thursday evening, thirteen minutes past six o'clock.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Fellows, I've got a new car. Oh hell god, yeah,
well done.
Speaker 7 (14:07):
No ge no no ge, no g mo ge mo gee.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
God, she's a bloody ripper. Man, I haven't had Yeah,
I know. The aquad truck is unbelievable, the tea. The
truck has been a great servant to my fano. But
having a new car something that costs over sort of
four four and a half ges.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
It.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Man, I've gone with an e V stands for electric vehicle.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Hey on, man, wow vehicle you jumping in just then?
That was like crazy, so I couldn't even just so fast?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, and it's it just means that it runs on electrickery,
so I don't have to worry about putting any fossil
fuels in it. Because what kind of car you got me?
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Yeah, I'm cycling to work at the moment.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
I don't have a.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Car because you're doing your bit for the plant totally. Man,
what about you, Kezy your dog, he's running his filthy
trucky man. Yeah, do you not see what's happening in
the world out there? Zy men? Global warming? Yeah, you know,
things getting hotter. Look at all the issues we have
in winter with all these storms, these floods. Keysy, you're
(15:21):
driving around a truck.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah, but but magi mogi listen, man, that truck's from
nineteen sixty seven, man, and I'm keeping it going, you know,
I'm reusing.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
That's why I don't go through Tiata too, because Kezy
drives around there and it's just pollution.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Every yes, exactly. Black clouds are smart. It's it's a
shocking man. I drive it once a week. Man, it's terrible.
So anyway, I've gone the clean green route and what
that means is jay. So you have to charge it
up and normally, you know, we'll see you around. I
think it does about you know, six seven K something
(15:58):
like that. That's good. But my trick is I you've
got to charge it overnight. Yeah, you've got to plug
it in. Well, the problem is I've moved into our
new house and we don't have a driveway. So I've
got no driveway and I was a little bit sass
on running an extension cord out of the house and
it's not you know. Yeah, So I've got out on
the street. So I've got it. I went down to
(16:19):
old higher pool there and I got one of the
old diesel generators. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, So you just
fill that up with a couple of handy leaders of diesel.
It's cheap. A run out all night and just plug
that bastard into the old car there. Wake up in
the morning it's almost half full, half charged up. I
(16:39):
mean it doesn't.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Doesn't that kind of defeat the whole purpose of running
an EV Like you're running, you may as just drive
around a diesel man.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
No, but I'm not using any petrol keys. Look, it's
very easy for you to try, and you know, shame me,
but I'm the one that's actually doing something you're making. No,
but you still use plastic bags, man, I mean I'm.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Keys right, I don't.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
I don't often use basic bag exact just car goes
zero to one hundred. Yeah, but in how many seconds, mogie,
Like every car goes zero to one hundred, It doesn't matter.
Case of the pointers that gets up to one hundred
k's yeah, right, Okay, did.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
You hire the generator? Yeah, you hired it. Yeah, it's
about four four hundred a day, right, do you How
often do you charge it? How are you going to
use it for charge?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I don't need to. It's on diesel. It's got diesel. No, no,
not the generator, the car, the car.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
So you've hired a generator to charge your brand new
car which you've purchased.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Are you going to hire that every day? Well, you're
not just going to give it to me? Keith, wake
up man, what's the hell is that with you?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
At The Hidiarchy Big Show week days from four on
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hold, I can tune that. It's a really good tune.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Some golf chat was Ellison Chair. It was oh wow, tune.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Golf chats with double Bogey Mogie.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Four.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Obviously Moggie didn't actually play this week. No, no, yes,
So unfortunately what would usually be a very Moggi heavy segment.
For this segment, Jasey, you'll be running it, okay.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
Well, I was.
Speaker 7 (00:37):
Invited to play a tournament, as was Keezy Feelings. It
was kind of a media sort of scenario, radio announcers
and invitational and an invitational against the sort of networks
against each other sort of thing. And I'm always going
to have a round at golf fellows. It was huge.
It was a big tournament.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Are you nervous? No, it wasn't.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Actually, I was curiously just looking.
Speaker 7 (00:58):
Forward to a number one, even on the number one
t I was curiously just wanting to have a whack right.
In fact, I got to the sixth hole and went,
my god, I'm playing good. Up until that point, I
hadn't thought of anything, right, I was just hitting the golf.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Ball and then you started thinking about it.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
And then I, yeah, bottled it.
Speaker 7 (01:15):
But the key thing for me was Olman I ast
you from the Breakford Show, Lane from the ACC and
Jerry Wows were also playing Yes, and we were playing
under what they call the stableford.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
That's where you take your handicap and depending on how
good you are at golf, they run it through the
and you get amount of points depending on what you
would usually hit.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
And as I was saying, you know, I played really
well on the front nine, feels shat my pants. On
the back nine, would you hit well? I don't actually
know because the other guy was keeping the score.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I had good. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
By the way it works moogie traditionally is you keep
each other's score, right, But Jase's used to me just
keeping both of our scores. So the other guy would
have got a scorecard out at the end and had nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Something like that.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
But yeah, bloody, lovely course, great day, great, great atmosphere
is very good.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Did you win the because the idea was he Marty,
the guy who organized it, good fellow. He went out
and got like a jacket I think from an op
shop or.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Might gonna be a nice jacket. I was a nice jacket,
but got it embroidered with like a crest.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yes, and the idea is the winner just like the Masters,
it's the jacket, but they keep it.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
They keep it.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Till the next tour.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Yeah. Yeah, so it's a yearly thing. So you know,
at the end of the day, Fellows, I was pretty
damn happy with my performance. I got a podium finish,
which I think is a pretty remarkable.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Achievement, which is what fed Yeah. Yeah, that's goods.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Bundy got I beat Lane, I beat Mania beat.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
At this guy place. Pretty bloody good. Yeah. Man, how
big was the field? Sex people? Six? So you sort
of finished in the middle of the field pack, But yeah,
you finished in the middle of the pack.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
But also third, Yeah, doesn't seem like third.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
The podium is probably for at least seven people, Like
if you're gonna have a podium, yeah, right, I think
seven's the minimum.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Did they actually have a podium? No, we were just
sitting at the bar.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
They're having a beer and drinking fries and drinking, eating fries, drinking.
But it was really interesting because Menayah, Yeah, he had
a shocker and he was.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Forced to keep his score. Probably did sho what did
his shoes?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I don't know that he had a shocker.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
He had a shocker.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I have to ask him, actually, but he did wear
his new.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Golf shoes, which he's never played in before and he's
owned for four months.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, oh well there's good stuff, man. Congratulations did the
Big Show? Proud them? Did you miss me? Man? No?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarky.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
The Big Show.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Swingers Club back and this time it's going global.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Failers do doh dosh dish?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Are you excited? Mogi? I am man. You can't wait
to get laid. You know, you get off the plane
and they put like twenty layers on you. All right?
Then I went a bit crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Racism alert, racism alert. God, it's a bit delayed, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
The racism alive usually sharper than that.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
But you guys are talking about doing a bit.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Of scuba diving. Yeah, well snorkeling, yeah, snorkeling.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
I'm a bit freaked out by that because have you
heard of the stone fish?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Oh? Yeah, you have to bring your water shoes.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Yeah, I've got Have you guys got water sho.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, no, I haven't. I've got I think I have
some rock booties, but I don't have any water shoes.
Are they like flippers? I think they're like rock booties.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
Well, they're kind of like rock booties, but they're not
as sturdy as a rock booty.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
A right. Water shoes, yeah, water floaters, you know.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
No, you see, if Keesy was wearing those.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I could probably walk a walk on water because the
land kayaks.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I get it. We are going to Fiji.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
We're going to play golf too, because we are staying
at the Intercontinental Fiji Golf Resort and Spa as the
Hucky Swingers Club International. We are playing at a championship
level course designed by VJ Scene.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
This is bloody exciting stuff. I can't believe.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
It, it really is. J I get a Dave your
mad barsid Hell's life, A.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Good things full full of your mad.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Yeah, tell me, Dave, what do you do for a crust? Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Semi retired bone retired to the backbones of this country? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Man, Dave waiting a wall to do it?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That sounds good.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Actually, what did you do?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Play a lot of gold?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah? Yeah? What a most going to do?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
So good stuff, Dave, will chuck you in the draw man,
if you win, who are going to take with you?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Man?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yes, well I've got a mate. I've got to mates mate. No,
he just recently shot under eighty nosey. Yeah, so so
I'm not going to invite him. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Got another mate ruffle usle and he's glaly to crack
one hundred.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah it sounds like the boy. Yeah, someone beating you
and yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
So I've been to play with.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, good and old.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Can you put a can you put a big thumbs
up next to.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Take circling that? I told your man? Bar? How's live full?
Good on you? Mate? What do you do for a crust?
What I did for as?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Is? I?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
We the same Mondays for a month here?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, chasty, that's yucky. Yeah, and there's nothing wrong with it. Really,
we're in the same Mondays for a month.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
It's environmentally sound, just looking after the climate.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Man. Sure the fish are going to be all over
this bastard out there, heaven a snorkel. They won't be
staying anywhere near the wreath. I'll be right after you. Yeah,
tired with your undies? Right? Do you like golf a
little bit too much?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
According to my family.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Yeah, sure, mate, are here, are here?
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Actually, my wife, My wife loves me playing golf gets
me out of the house.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Indeed, yes, what's your handicap my golf?
Speaker 7 (07:37):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, good on your mates down the
line and Puck Sapple saw you out, all right, you're
in the drawer.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Good, good on your brother or the beast with it.
Good luck. It's exciting, man, but it's exciting.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It's all thanks to feed your earwaves.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Ear Ways, I keep saying ear waves, you do because
we're all.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
We don't want to circle. Yeah, I want to pros.
You just keep going, Yeah, why just not make a
big issue out of well, let's point it out for
you guys.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Did Fiji airways, the intercontinental and of course tourism Fiji?
Fiji is where happiness comes naturally Fellas, which I didn't
realize totally.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
It's amazing.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
I want to be certainly happy when I'm sitting at
the buffet there getting and tucking into fresh fruits, bitter bacon, action,
some hashies, man baked beans.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Actually, just quickly, Jace, you'd be happy to know we've
had the most texts we've had in ages about whether
or not you should do poohs in this everyone massively
in favor of yes.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Yeah, okay, good, so well I wait for you guys
to leave.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Obviously I'll have that much respect. But thanks for listeners.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Here's the Arctic Monkeys the.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Is indeed the cult there on the Radio Larchy Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon, the time before twenty six fellas.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
My my cousin came back from the US today. Oh wow,
that's great man, congrats. Y's so good. It text me
from the airport you see on mom Away, So just
sort of left him on red there. You know that
I've been having a few issues with my cars of
like the Teeeder truck and the equip truck have both
(09:19):
packed up various issues that they've had.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
The Teeter's packed up as well.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
The the Teeta's on its last legs. You know, it's
down one point seven million k's the tea Wow, unbelieving,
and that's just sort of running around town. It's a
it's a weapon of a car. It's a sale if
you want itzy yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Yeah, because you've been looking for a tee to ah.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
And whenever I think of oh, man, I need get
a good car, I always think, Oh, I think of.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Kezy, I think Teeter.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yeah, yeah, I always think good cars. I should probably
ask Moggie if any of hers are for sale, A
good idea, you can I have the equor as well, Yes, yes,
you can.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Ten grand for it. Anyway, So the issue I had
was the night before I left, but the night before
my cousin left to go to you as he was
staying at my place, and the night before he said,
is it okay if I leave my car here for
the next three months? The night the night before without
without a word of a lie, and it's wow, Actually
that would be a bit of a pain in the
(10:20):
ass because we have to pack, park it on the street,
move cars around, blah blah blah. He said, Oh, well, look,
it's okay if you if you want to drive it.
I said, oh, then in that case, that's fine, that'll
be that'll be sweet. So we drove it, and over time,
I've I've come to be quite attached to it. Over
the last three months. Yeah, I meant, and I could
park my vehicles up or sort of one of them
(10:41):
at a time and not put any k's on it.
And it's like Kevin a rental, you know, you can
just thrash it. Yeah, rip the ship out of it.
And this vehicle is worth a lot more money, weirdly
than my Teeter and my eck were really combined.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Is it like like a Rolls Royce or Mercedes?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I said twenty twenty five, Holden Commodore. I know, because
they stopped making it. But they're a manaro. Is that
what they are out of the States. Yeah. So anyway,
so that's what he's got and it goes like the Clappers,
And my problem is I don't want to give it
back to him. Right, So he's come back today. I
(11:21):
didn't answer his text, and I just sort of feel
like I've been looking after it for three months. He's
abandoned it. Yea. So I mean, if you really cared
about it, would he have.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Like without even pre planning, he knew he was going away.
He just abandoned it. He did, and you took it in.
That's right under my wing, under your wing, I.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Reckon in that sort of scenario, he.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Forfeited his rights, Louder's rights.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
Correct, Well, you're not even looting because he abandoned.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yes, and he left it on your property.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
That's right with his with the keys, with the keys exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
And what is it a Holden Commodore Manaro twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I don't really know my care, but it's a fast one,
right as fast. So I'm just sort of thinking, I mean,
the tricking thing here is family. Yeah, I know that
he is going to want to back.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Okay, you know what you do is text him say hey,
sorry man, yes you text my phone was on silent.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Instantly he's oh, Margie hasn't completely ignored me, and you
go should catch up at the pub and.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I'll give you your car.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah. The other great thing is I've moved. You've moved.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Where you are?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Okay, yees se?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
So so go to the go to the pub, meet
him there, have a few with them. I have quite
a few responsibles, right, take your wife to show up
and say, oh, I can drive you home in your
car if you want.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Yeah, So he hops in his car, she drives him home,
and then uber's back to your new place, which he
doesn't know where it is. In the meantime, you've swapped
all the badges over and so it's actually registration license,
the whole thing, so that he actually driving off on
your teeter. Nice and you get to keep what was it,
the twenty twenty five hold from the States. You need
(13:06):
to keep that, you know what I mean? I reckon
because he'd be steamed hammered.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, it's with a shot. I just think, Yeah, I
don't know. What do you do? Jason?
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Yeah, well, look, I wouldn't even bother with all that polarbora.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I just say, no, sorry, it's just it's yours.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I'm keeping it. Yeah, tough, teddies would you give him
your one? Mate?
Speaker 7 (13:27):
I love the cars, and there's no way he's getting
this filthy hands on my.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Axis, especially not a holding commodore Manaro for ty.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Yeah, well it's a dilimma three four eighty three. You
feel free to tick through what I can't be a
twenty thirty five. They don't make holdens anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Twenty thirty five, twenty thirty five, Come on, man, wake up,
don't be ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
You know he cares The hold Aching Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Keysy tune in week days at four on
Radio Hold.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
Aching My Stiffy there in excess on the radio, hold
lanky big show this Thursday evening, thirteen minutes past six o'clock.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Fellows, I've got a new car. Oh hell god, yeah,
well done.
Speaker 7 (14:07):
No ge no no ge, no g mo ge mo gee.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
God, she's a bloody ripper. Man, I haven't had Yeah,
I know. The aquad truck is unbelievable, the tea. The
truck has been a great servant to my fano. But
having a new car something that costs over sort of
four four and a half ges.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
It.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Man, I've gone with an e V stands for electric vehicle.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Hey on, man, wow vehicle you jumping in just then?
That was like crazy, so I couldn't even just so fast?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, and it's it just means that it runs on electrickery,
so I don't have to worry about putting any fossil
fuels in it. Because what kind of car you got me?
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Yeah, I'm cycling to work at the moment.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
I don't have a.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Car because you're doing your bit for the plant totally. Man,
what about you, Kezy your dog, he's running his filthy
trucky man. Yeah, do you not see what's happening in
the world out there? Zy men? Global warming? Yeah, you know,
things getting hotter. Look at all the issues we have
in winter with all these storms, these floods. Keysy, you're
(15:21):
driving around a truck.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah, but but magi mogi listen, man, that truck's from
nineteen sixty seven, man, and I'm keeping it going, you know,
I'm reusing.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
That's why I don't go through Tiata too, because Kezy
drives around there and it's just pollution.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Every yes, exactly. Black clouds are smart. It's it's a
shocking man. I drive it once a week. Man, it's terrible.
So anyway, I've gone the clean green route and what
that means is jay. So you have to charge it
up and normally, you know, we'll see you around. I
think it does about you know, six seven K something
(15:58):
like that. That's good. But my trick is I you've
got to charge it overnight. Yeah, you've got to plug
it in. Well, the problem is I've moved into our
new house and we don't have a driveway. So I've
got no driveway and I was a little bit sass
on running an extension cord out of the house and
it's not you know. Yeah, So I've got out on
the street. So I've got it. I went down to
(16:19):
old higher pool there and I got one of the
old diesel generators. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, So you just
fill that up with a couple of handy leaders of diesel.
It's cheap. A run out all night and just plug
that bastard into the old car there. Wake up in
the morning it's almost half full, half charged up. I
(16:39):
mean it doesn't.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Doesn't that kind of defeat the whole purpose of running
an EV Like you're running, you may as just drive
around a diesel man.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
No, but I'm not using any petrol keys. Look, it's
very easy for you to try, and you know, shame me,
but I'm the one that's actually doing something you're making. No,
but you still use plastic bags, man, I mean I'm.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Keys right, I don't.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
I don't often use basic bag exact just car goes
zero to one hundred. Yeah, but in how many seconds, mogie,
Like every car goes zero to one hundred, It doesn't matter.
Case of the pointers that gets up to one hundred
k's yeah, right, Okay, did.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
You hire the generator? Yeah, you hired it. Yeah, it's
about four four hundred a day, right, do you How
often do you charge it? How are you going to
use it for charge?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I don't need to. It's on diesel. It's got diesel. No, no,
not the generator, the car, the car.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
So you've hired a generator to charge your brand new
car which you've purchased.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Are you going to hire that every day? Well, you're
not just going to give it to me? Keith, wake
up man, what's the hell is that with you?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
At The Hidiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodarky.
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