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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My first time using a microphone.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Probably drop the arm down if don't want to hold
it like that.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
It's Friday, man, I'm in a fucking no, not at all,
not even a little bit.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Okay, here we go for all.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Your man bastards Loving the Big Show podcast Get Up
Even Closer.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
On Instagram, YouTube and tik tok for dogs four.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
To seven every weekday on Radio.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Old Fresh Lid, Keyzy in the House, Faded Up and
the most faded looking.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Brother.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
It looks all g though, right, Shout out to your
boy over the road there Adam, and who are Keyzy?
Speaker 6 (00:47):
They call them legend. Actually this is probably the happiest
I've been with the haircut, really yeah, because every time
I go and ask the same things, I like a
tube fade on the back and sides, then like take
like a centimeter off the top and you know, kind
of just miss.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Like your last one more did you?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Great? Really really good.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I like this. It's a different lock.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
But I also think you've gotten bit of value here, Kezy,
because you've taken more off.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
You've got a bit of value for your money. Man,
what don't you like it?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
As a too?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Shure?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I don't not like it? There's nothing. I don't know,
but I like the other one.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I prefer the longer one in the front. So, Pugs,
it's got a bit of bowl about it, you know,
the bull sitting on the forehead, cutting around the front.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
The way he starts, it's a bit of a yeah,
you know, what's that? But he knows like he's the skucky.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
But that's a funny thing, isn't it. You sitting there
and you're thinking, really, that's how you're going to leave it.
It's not how it goes.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I looked at it and I thought, how Yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
It does make you think maybe I've got it wrong
if you think that this is what makes it look good.
And I can't wait to fucking run my hand through it.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, yeah, maybe I always run my hands through when
I leave the bar.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I do it in there.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Now I'm at the I do it in there, and
there I do it in the fucking face. You're just
like a little you know, just stand up in the mirror,
and just because you go in looking like a sec
of ship, they don't know what it's meant to look like.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I always go and there looking terrible.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
But seriously, Pugs, and I'm not This isn't like me
being insecure anything.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
What what do you think my hair should be longer?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
What?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Man?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Is that you listen to this answer?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
The main thing, bro, is that you're that you're happy?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
You know, I know, honestly, are you happy?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'm fucking thrilled.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Well let me put it to you this way, you
should be okay.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
So, but I know you is that my front should
be a bit longer. I just want to know.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Your I can't remember what it was last time.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I think for me, I'm looking at it through a
lens of my own here, which is I don't go
for the fade up as much and yours, because yours
is as faded up as comparatively last I prefer this shaggy.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Is it too lightly longer?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Of the like?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
No, it's not too high, it's just like it's a
bad Yeah, it's quite high.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
But it's taking a bad way right.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So what would you ask for?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Then? If you hit my head? You're here ahead a
hat like a beanie.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
If yours asked for a paper bag of some.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Sort, I said the same thing. Come on, what do
you reckon? What would you ask?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Because what do I am I asking for?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
When I asked for a refund. You should ask for
a refund.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
When I asked for like a two, they just fade it,
you know.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
What I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Are you saying you're not asking for.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
One? Into it two?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It's a zero? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
The whole Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy,
The Wcky Big Show Podcast. Actually turn around Yeah, oh ship,
I think the issue I've got to can you tune around?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Man, have a gaze.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
So Mike's just getting up to take a photo of
the back and press's dome piece.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Here we go so you can see it. Did he
not hold up the miraor for you?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah? He did? Yea?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
All right, now get on all fours. Yeah, look over
your shoulder so you can see.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
You can see that's gone from like a zero, like
a skin fade almost.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, yeah it's zero. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I reckon, that's all.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
You're a fucking hero bro.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
A you don't get there here, cats keysy and you
vary them up a lot, yes, Prader, you mean.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Do you know what's funny? I do vary them a lot.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
However, do you know what the reason why it's was
so varied is because I have two barbers, and I
feel bad about switching forward, like because I have this
guy Jim, who's a legit great guy.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
However, while he was away, I got Adam.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Turns out we both grew up in the same place
in Todunger a few years apart, and so the whole
time we're chatting about all this classic Todunger ship.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, like today we were talking about how.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Do you remember the fusion sound systems and cars? Yeah, yeah,
And he was talking about how he used to roll
around in his mate's dad's Ford Explorer on twenty two's
with a Fusion alien in the back.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
It's a personality thing, man.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
But like Gem's got ship chat as well, Jim's got
great chat. It's just all this and so I feel bad.
So I keep like alternating now and some my heat
looks different.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
In mine mine, I go with the I go with
Julian over there. He's he's the boss. He seems like
he's great. He's a good man and sort of my
age sort of thing, a few years older than me. Yeah,
And I would have gone with him, but ahead, I
went to book in the other day because we're on
the same sort of time.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Same week, cool, Well do you mind man.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Talking brothers? Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
And he was unavailable. He was blocked out on the
Fresher app. And then I went in there and he
was there. I was like, you you're just so you
He goes, oh, yeah, I got back last night. Well
you were blocked out for the next week and a half.
And then I got the haircut from Luke and I
was like, pretty good, good.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
This is pretty quick. But now Julian, but he.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Was straight into he was Luke was straight into WA's chat. Great,
but it felt like he was just serving me up
some was chat because.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
You're on mug.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
It felt like it was it was like that. It
was like he was like it was almost exactly like that.
How about them along those lines? Yeah, yeah, And that
wasn't that it was a bad chat, but I felt
like he was serving me up some he was some
barber chat.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
He was trying to cater to you and just like, hey, this.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Guy, you know he's clear, well he looks like he
racially profiled me. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
It's like, oh, because Lucas Luca's tongue and he was
watching Tongue Versus.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
We're watching Tongue of Versus Japan.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
And I was talking to them today about Tongue v
Keywi's coming up the game, yeah, and he was saying
he's not going yeah right yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
So he was like, he's like, this guy is white,
late forties.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Yeah, he'll definitely be into the was and he was right.
But that doesn't make it right.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
No, No, he's just catering to man.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
But I guess this is a great thing. And shout
out to Maloney's over here. They're all good bibbers.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
What do you think I do? Though?
Speaker 6 (07:08):
I really like and I really I really liked Jim
and I was going to do it for like a year,
and then you had Adam and then we've just had this,
Like I just fit.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's just bizarre that we're chatting about stuff I grew up.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I was talking to Gym about it. He's glad to
be rid of you. Really, yeah, just on the download.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Because I'm massively overthinking it. And now, like so Julian
for example, and time you go back and who are
you going to go with?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
It's tricky. I tell them I'm going to sit them
all down. And so you guys all got to lift
your game. I need your chat, I need your cat
and I need your speed.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Oh so it looks really fast.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
There's different speeds. Yeah, I see. Yeah, I did take.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
In a photo this time round, right Yeah, Brandt and
fight Club said make me look he was yeah, yeah,
he was wearing a hat.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I was like, make me look like this. And then
of course you got Sue.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, he's a mad bastard.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
And she's an absolute weapon for the wars. Yeah. Yeah,
she loves the wars. So that's but that's legit.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
So today if your wars check, yeah yeah, yeah, filthy
about its chat.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
So today I walked past and she was on the
top floor and I walked past outside and all she
saw was a guy in a war's hat. She came
down the stairs. She's like, literally came down just to
see who the guy on the war's hat was. Yeah,
she's a psyche compareds. It was just you And I
was like, yeah, just you. Yeah, because we talked about
the wars a lot, and she was hoping it might
be like a new person to chat to about wars.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Yeah. And then there's then there's Harriet the Palm.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I've never had her haircut before.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Cut as well, and different kind of chat.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Because I used to go to a place near my
house and the people are all really good haircuts and
then haircutters, barbers. The beast was this check. The check
was so good. She was like really, you couldn't believe Moggie.
She was like really thorough and like just you know
what takes too long attention to detail.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Now it was the full half an But the problem
was the other guy that he got that is now there.
He'll cut you here in.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
Fifteen minutes, like cool, bro, I see you and it's
like and I get home and it looks kind of
like what I asked for.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
And just a bit shit.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, half an hour? Is that the fall for you guys? Yeah,
it's over forty five minutes.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yeah, but you got more here.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I go to your mates around the corner. Yes, and
my best mate works there. That's right, Rory's and I have.
I got a weird comment from my partner the other
day because he works there and I never go to him,
and I go to another guy, right because my mate
is always booked out to the point past the point
where I can organize my time.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Well thereun so Rory came from. He used to be
at Maloney's origins.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Ah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
And then he said, And I would love to go
there as well. The reason why I don't is the
same thing booked up so booked great, and I always
make my decisions really late about I just decided my
haircut right now. And then the other thing is because
Maloney's is over the road from work and also over
the road from the gym. I go here, caut gym, shower,
(10:03):
work the Little Lucy because if I do haircut, work
around it around at Rory's.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I don't like him, hear on me, So.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Go gym, Jim, whereas I'm going from gym to Adam
you are.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah, that's nice man, that's but anyway, good look great. Actually,
can I say two great local businesses. But then again
for ages old Malone is over the Auckland Institution. Give
you there if you haven't, if you haven't been.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Full free plug like no, they're just great.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Every single person. Well you're walking there, they're all great.
Chat really yeah, they all do a good job.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I love it. And if you don't want to go there,
I'm going to plug Rory's.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Yeah, I agree as well.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Liam's the man, Rory. What's Rory's right?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
That's in park and legends make your place. Oh, there
you go. Hey, you listen to the Big Show Party.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Wait, no, you are, This is the radio show Manshi.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Sushi.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Man I did not talk for so much then because
it was not my barber.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Bye but yeah