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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all Your Men Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up Even Closer on.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Instagram, YouTube, and tik Tok for doggets.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Four to seven every weekday on radio Recare.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
That's correct, gay feels those How are you all going
really good?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Actually, you know good.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I've got square eyes, man, I mean on my laptop
all day, have you? Yeah, now my eyes are really weird.
Nap Oh really yeah, a nana nap because you're up
late last night?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
No, well, I was up late last night. You're right
kezy because I went to that movie last night, the.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Smashing Machine, Yes, the Jason Lloyds story, Jason Beggars Rooting Days.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah. And then I came home and then I did
work for a while and thankfully Robin's back. Ah today
Batman will be stoked. And and then I woke up
at three point thirty boom boom, Yeah that was me up.
I got some work. Yeah nice, you know it's funny.
(01:05):
I went to bed not thinking about anything, and then
in the middle of that three thirty wake up awake, Yeah,
with a realization that had been happening in my brain
while I was sleeping, process something for me. Wake up.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Boom you get mate? So I was in like a
background update. Yeah, that's it was, and it restarted, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Reloaded load Mogi.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
You he gets.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It's really just spiriting, isn't it. How when your brain
tends on at that time of the day, you just
can't go back to sleep, can't.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
And I generally what I do is I spoon the
missus and normally that will put me back to sleep. Yes,
but that's the happiest place in the world for me. Same,
I can fully relax.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
What's just up against the softness of their buttocks.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, that's right, the tox And normally I'm like that.
But I was like, no, this isn't Yeah, what I
was talking about the other day.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Actually, how my wife she can go back to bed,
but not to sleep till read.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And relax and in the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
In the morning, whereas when I wake up, that's me done.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I'm up. And that said, I'll never go back. I
like the idea of it, same, but it doesn't work.
As when I got the paper, spoiler, we're burning some
great content. Content on this is content I should say.
It's really good.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Muggie gets the paper.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, okay, so just when you hear that, then you
realize why I saved it.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
It's on today's show.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Apparently, I'm hoping that you being on the computer wasn't
monkey porn.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Keezy, Oh god was it. There are some filth that
comes through with it. You're still getting that in your
algorithm in.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
You're still getting like monkey buzzies and stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
That was a time in our lives so bad it's
still burned well because you've got half a mongrel and
shocking from you.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I was weirdly aroused by it.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Because you can only get like a corner in front
Keezy to go from like having square eyes and being
a bit zoned out to straight into monkey porn ice
to the front Keezy chairs like really jarring you. We
can just make our ways.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I'm waking you up.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah. It's the equivalent of someone just like throwing a
bucket of ice water on my face.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
What were you looking at on your computer?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
None of your fucking business. Oh it was all day.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Do drink of the monkey porn sector of our lives?
Will make it into your autobiography, Jason, I think so
as you describe through the people that have had key
moments in your life, like Kezy and myself and old pegs. Yeah,
will that make it?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, so I think it'll be along the lines of
Keezy Bloody great Feller, a real talent, just concerned about
his consumption of monkey porn.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
The Whole Chey b Show Days from four on Radio
Hurdarchy Show podcast. What would you do if, like, imagine
if this was the case that we were doing the
show and I was great to work with, very much
as I am now, and you did find out that
I had like a hideous monkey porn addiction and I'd
(04:15):
often just disappear in the bathroom and stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh yeah, that would be problem.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
It would be a problem, wouldn't it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Well, if you were doing it during work, yeah, it
would be.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
But I mean I.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Wouldn't judge you if you would if if you get
off on monkey porn, that's your your finger.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's like Pugs with the anime.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, but anime is at least most of the stuff
is like humans. Well usually, Actually there are some weird
ones in there. I remember watching some anime back in
the day, and they've got sort of and Pugs. You'll
be able to speak to this.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, you come in where a woman's downstairs is kind
of like a it was a venus fly trap, oh
wow sort of thing, but with gnashing teeth, et cetera,
et cetera. It would take a man's well as manhood
is terrible, bloody stuff. You're in two pegs.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Back in the day when you had like, you know,
dole you know, not dolls, but like the six million
dollar Man sort of dole actually action figures.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
What do you do with them?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Did you used to take off all the clothes to
see if they were nudy underneath?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Not the six million dollar Man, certainly not.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
And like did you.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Check if you had a willie?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, and and the female ones as well. We all
did that, didn't we fellows?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I didn't. I had hate.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I couldn't be bothered with the And then on the
TV climbing trees had just been a fucking legend. I
was doing quite the playing with your toys. Yes, yeah,
My era very much was action Man. It was a
big thing, yes, and watching nowadays, yeah, so like obviously
(05:59):
there's slightly more modern vision of the action Man was
still a massive thing.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
But I couldn't stand it. I was like, who the
fun could play that well? A big one back in
the day that everybody wanted. Jason, it would have been
around about in your heyday too, was the six million
dollar man? Yes, And what he had was he had vision, yes,
and what that was was a hole through his head
with a little magnifying glass instead of an eye, and
(06:23):
you look through the back of his head and magnified magnified. Yeah,
absolutely garbage. You thought it was the.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Do you remember the sound effect for that on the
actual show?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I do, When he was like emotion and then the
sound of him jumping, it was very an incredible hulk.
Actually it was. Yes, he had a similar thing going
on and.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Like it focused on a buzzy and it would.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Be like.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I always see that noise on when you're looking out
the window, Jason.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Is that what it is? Now? His is ouga? Oh
that's right, yeah, ouga. He loves it, hebsolutely.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
But I still want to know what were you looking
at on your computer? You're doing property stuff?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yes, come on, man, how's it all going? That stuff? Man? Well,
you took us through.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
It reminded don't really want to talk about it on
the show, And so he's dragged it out of me
now and now it's on the podcast, so that's good.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
It's good stuff. Yeah, well that's not the show. Wow.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I mean it's under the big show title.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, but I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
You're going to go renting, maybe you might have to
might have to man, Yeah, which is weird. I don't
like the idea of it because you do today.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But I'm poor.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
See, I've made some horrendous financial decisions in my life.
So that's just where we're at, men, And that's just
what it is. It's been a long time since I've rented.
I'm intrigued to know what it's going to be like again.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
You know what I'm most looking forward to is things
breaking and me wringing the lands again.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Really indignant about it as well, going on with this
flex it immediately, whereas if it was at my house,
it'll go unfexed for six months. You're putting somebody in
between you and the rentur, aren't you? Yes? Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Do you want me to be that person?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Why don't you get me and Megan to try out
to be your property manager?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
If you like, take five percent of the ring?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, how does that sound? Ten?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
You got a deal? Nah, I've seen your house probably
get one hundred bucks a week, So I'll get like
ten bucks a week. Actually, I haven't seen your house
in your I will before I move out, right, Okay, as.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I'm moving out, you guys can help me load them.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You have a look and take a box to the
truck on the way back out.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
What's going on outside there? Fellas? Cacophony of children?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Cacophony? Is it? Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Just bloody? What's it called school holidays? I's got nothing
to talk talk about what's going on? As I said,
I've got the square eyes my brain has, but fright
know why really weird.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well monkey porn Ezy just passed it because of the
moment over it.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
It's just like I have all the days to bring
up that quite full on yarn.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
On the bright side, that's ten minutes, Yeah it is.
Jesus is going to be a rough show today.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It's going to be I'm looking at the dark and
just going, oh fuck, we're struggling here.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Oh no, that one that looks good. Mogie gets the paper,
that's good. That's good. Ship will be should we start
the show with it and be like do you get
the paper? News on three?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
People will relate to that so much, especially our demo.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I actually am interested as to who does get the paper. Oh, Jase,
you're taking your headphones off. You're done. We're having a
finished recording man.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You're going to get a bigger chips man. Did you
leave the last bag in the room?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Breakfast date them? Hey, listen to the Big Show weekday.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I'm not happy about that.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
By the way, radio heard ACTI way you should have clubbing.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Down on mic checks.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Someone sold like tim packets of them.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
What's that about?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
H
For all Your Men Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up Even Closer on.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Instagram, YouTube, and tik Tok for doggets.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Four to seven every weekday on radio Recare.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
That's correct, gay feels those How are you all going
really good?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Actually, you know good.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I've got square eyes, man, I mean on my laptop
all day, have you? Yeah, now my eyes are really weird.
Nap Oh really yeah, a nana nap because you're up
late last night?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
No, well, I was up late last night. You're right
kezy because I went to that movie last night, the.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Smashing Machine, Yes, the Jason Lloyds story, Jason Beggars Rooting Days.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah. And then I came home and then I did
work for a while and thankfully Robin's back. Ah today
Batman will be stoked. And and then I woke up
at three point thirty boom boom, Yeah that was me up.
I got some work. Yeah nice, you know it's funny.
(01:05):
I went to bed not thinking about anything, and then
in the middle of that three thirty wake up awake, Yeah,
with a realization that had been happening in my brain
while I was sleeping, process something for me. Wake up.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Boom you get mate? So I was in like a
background update. Yeah, that's it was, and it restarted, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Reloaded load Mogi.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
You he gets.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It's really just spiriting, isn't it. How when your brain
tends on at that time of the day, you just
can't go back to sleep, can't.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
And I generally what I do is I spoon the
missus and normally that will put me back to sleep. Yes,
but that's the happiest place in the world for me. Same,
I can fully relax.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
What's just up against the softness of their buttocks.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, that's right, the tox And normally I'm like that.
But I was like, no, this isn't Yeah, what I
was talking about the other day.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Actually, how my wife she can go back to bed,
but not to sleep till read.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And relax and in the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
In the morning, whereas when I wake up, that's me done.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I'm up. And that said, I'll never go back. I
like the idea of it, same, but it doesn't work.
As when I got the paper, spoiler, we're burning some
great content. Content on this is content I should say.
It's really good.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Muggie gets the paper.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, okay, so just when you hear that, then you
realize why I saved it.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
It's on today's show.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Apparently, I'm hoping that you being on the computer wasn't
monkey porn.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Keezy, Oh god was it. There are some filth that
comes through with it. You're still getting that in your
algorithm in.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
You're still getting like monkey buzzies and stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
That was a time in our lives so bad it's
still burned well because you've got half a mongrel and
shocking from you.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I was weirdly aroused by it.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Because you can only get like a corner in front
Keezy to go from like having square eyes and being
a bit zoned out to straight into monkey porn ice
to the front Keezy chairs like really jarring you. We
can just make our ways.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I'm waking you up.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah. It's the equivalent of someone just like throwing a
bucket of ice water on my face.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
What were you looking at on your computer?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
None of your fucking business. Oh it was all day.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Do drink of the monkey porn sector of our lives?
Will make it into your autobiography, Jason, I think so
as you describe through the people that have had key
moments in your life, like Kezy and myself and old pegs. Yeah,
will that make it?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, so I think it'll be along the lines of
Keezy Bloody great Feller, a real talent, just concerned about
his consumption of monkey porn.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
The Whole Chey b Show Days from four on Radio
Hurdarchy Show podcast. What would you do if, like, imagine
if this was the case that we were doing the
show and I was great to work with, very much
as I am now, and you did find out that
I had like a hideous monkey porn addiction and I'd
(04:15):
often just disappear in the bathroom and stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Oh yeah, that would be problem.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
It would be a problem, wouldn't it.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Well, if you were doing it during work, yeah, it
would be.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
But I mean I.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Wouldn't judge you if you would if if you get
off on monkey porn, that's your your finger.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It's like Pugs with the anime.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, but anime is at least most of the stuff
is like humans. Well usually, Actually there are some weird
ones in there. I remember watching some anime back in
the day, and they've got sort of and Pugs. You'll
be able to speak to this.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, you come in where a woman's downstairs is kind
of like a it was a venus fly trap, oh
wow sort of thing, but with gnashing teeth, et cetera,
et cetera. It would take a man's well as manhood
is terrible, bloody stuff. You're in two pegs.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Back in the day when you had like, you know,
dole you know, not dolls, but like the six million
dollar Man sort of dole actually action figures.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
What do you do with them?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Did you used to take off all the clothes to
see if they were nudy underneath?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Not the six million dollar Man, certainly not.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
And like did you.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Check if you had a willie?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, and and the female ones as well. We all
did that, didn't we fellows?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I didn't. I had hate.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I couldn't be bothered with the And then on the
TV climbing trees had just been a fucking legend. I
was doing quite the playing with your toys. Yes, yeah,
My era very much was action Man. It was a
big thing, yes, and watching nowadays, yeah, so like obviously
(05:59):
there's slightly more modern vision of the action Man was
still a massive thing.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
But I couldn't stand it. I was like, who the
fun could play that well? A big one back in
the day that everybody wanted. Jason, it would have been
around about in your heyday too, was the six million
dollar man? Yes, And what he had was he had vision, yes,
and what that was was a hole through his head
with a little magnifying glass instead of an eye, and
(06:23):
you look through the back of his head and magnified magnified. Yeah,
absolutely garbage. You thought it was the.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Do you remember the sound effect for that on the
actual show?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I do, When he was like emotion and then the
sound of him jumping, it was very an incredible hulk.
Actually it was. Yes, he had a similar thing going
on and.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Like it focused on a buzzy and it would.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Be like.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I always see that noise on when you're looking out
the window, Jason.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Is that what it is? Now? His is ouga? Oh
that's right, yeah, ouga. He loves it, hebsolutely.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
But I still want to know what were you looking
at on your computer? You're doing property stuff?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yes, come on, man, how's it all going? That stuff? Man? Well,
you took us through.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
It reminded don't really want to talk about it on
the show, And so he's dragged it out of me
now and now it's on the podcast, so that's good.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
It's good stuff. Yeah, well that's not the show. Wow.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I mean it's under the big show title.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, but I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
You're going to go renting, maybe you might have to
might have to man, Yeah, which is weird. I don't
like the idea of it because you do today.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But I'm poor.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
See, I've made some horrendous financial decisions in my life.
So that's just where we're at, men, And that's just
what it is. It's been a long time since I've rented.
I'm intrigued to know what it's going to be like again.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
You know what I'm most looking forward to is things
breaking and me wringing the lands again.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Really indignant about it as well, going on with this
flex it immediately, whereas if it was at my house,
it'll go unfexed for six months. You're putting somebody in
between you and the rentur, aren't you? Yes? Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Do you want me to be that person?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Why don't you get me and Megan to try out
to be your property manager?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
If you like, take five percent of the ring?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, how does that sound? Ten?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
You got a deal? Nah, I've seen your house probably
get one hundred bucks a week, So I'll get like
ten bucks a week. Actually, I haven't seen your house
in your I will before I move out, right, Okay, as.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I'm moving out, you guys can help me load them.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
You have a look and take a box to the
truck on the way back out.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
What's going on outside there? Fellas? Cacophony of children?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Cacophony? Is it? Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Just bloody? What's it called school holidays? I's got nothing
to talk talk about what's going on? As I said,
I've got the square eyes my brain has, but fright
know why really weird.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well monkey porn Ezy just passed it because of the
moment over it.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
It's just like I have all the days to bring
up that quite full on yarn.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
On the bright side, that's ten minutes, Yeah it is.
Jesus is going to be a rough show today.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It's going to be I'm looking at the dark and
just going, oh fuck, we're struggling here.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Oh no, that one that looks good. Mogie gets the paper,
that's good. That's good. Ship will be should we start
the show with it and be like do you get
the paper? News on three?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
People will relate to that so much, especially our demo.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I actually am interested as to who does get the paper. Oh, Jase,
you're taking your headphones off. You're done. We're having a
finished recording man.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You're going to get a bigger chips man. Did you
leave the last bag in the room?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Breakfast date them? Hey, listen to the Big Show weekday.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I'm not happy about that.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
By the way, radio heard ACTI way you should have clubbing.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Down on mic checks.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Someone sold like tim packets of them.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
What's that about?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
H
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