October 8, 2025 • 53 mins
On today's poddy, we're making big plans for the Fiji trip.
IT'S FINALLY TIME:
(00:00) Intro: Vox Pops
(04:18) Mogey's Big Stag
(09:17) Stag Suggestions
(14:16) A Legend Passes
(17:26) TV
(22:30) Intro: Sping has spung
(24:58) Keyzie's hosting
(29:28) Jase nearly dies
(33:26) Jase tries to relate
(37:52) Gettin' WILD
(41:01) Intro:
(42:38) GET A RING
(46:45) MEATPATTYNIPS69
(51:28) Bye for now!
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Speaker 5 (01:02):
That's recorded from an office somewhere in New Zealand. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm loving these vox pops feels.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm starting to think my voice is weird because it
doesn't sound like everyone else's voice.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Man, well, I think I think what we're doing is
we're disguising it right there, right there from the you know,
it's an FBI sort of a thing, and it's a witness.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
They're in the witness.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Protection program, right, So Carter, thank you? Yeah, Hey, tell
you what mak you're looking like austallion? Can that T
shirt get any tighter? You are popping cheers? Man, I
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Speaker 5 (01:37):
Your sex, son of it. Then I'll tell you what
it feels like, even though I know it hasn't. But
it feels like spring is sprung But I know that's
just a trick. October seventeenth, officially the big shows spring
will be sprunging.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I've got something to say on that later in the show. Actually, wow,
I've had a really emotional day. How you going, key?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, I'm great, I'm really good. You had an emotional day?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
What emotion were you feeling when you came into Hurduky today?
Was it hooor of the mood?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Gratitude?
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Gratitude?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Joy?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Okay, but I'm in a horror of the mood now
because I'll tell you why go on. This is in
the first time this has happened, and I don't mean
to single out pugs, but I'm going to take note
of what it says on the computer the effect eighth
of October. Take note, if you would please what it
reads on the run sheet today. What does it say that?
(02:29):
And I don't know if it's a deliberate attempt, because
it happens all the time, you know, set me up
to look like a fool. But I'm over it.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
So you put the wrong data and he forgot to
update it totally. There's put you in a hoo of
the mood.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
All that gratitude just slipped away.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'm sorry to hear that, Jase. Maybe what will cheer
you up as Mogie telling you what's coming out on
the show today?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
That sounds great. What's happening on the Big show with
old Mogi?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Bloody exciting stuff today foils of course, another opportunity to
get into the draw to win an eight million dollar
diamond ring from Diamonds on.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Rich eight thousand.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know, priceless at the same time, Kezy.
Also later in the show, Hoidy Jizbot is going to
be talking about the concept of bringing back the man bit.
We've visited it before, but Jason wants to discuss this
with renewed vigor. Yes, I do Maggie, and I've got
a bit of a conundrum, fellows.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
I've got a stag do coming up this weekend.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I've been invited to the stagdo about fifteen animals, but
also my wife has been invited, the only woman invited.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
So I need your advice on what to do.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky
Green Day.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is eleven minutes past four.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
O'clock, fellas. I've got a stick do to go to
this weekend. Nice staggy, but I'm also I was sort
of kind you know, I'm excited about it. You know,
I thought I didn't want to go, but then I
got over my hangover from last weekend and then I'm
fizzing for it. Yeah, absolutely fizzing, feeling on top of
the world.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah I am.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I'm sort of like, I can't get hungover. Man is
a loser would get hangover?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Not me.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
It's amazing, right how even after you know, Muggie, I
don't know your exact age, but after a long time, yes,
you can still have a massive hangover and then a
few days later completely forget about it and forget.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
What it's like to be hungover. Yes that's right, and
then think this is the best idea of ever had. Yes,
right exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Short memory, very short memory.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Anyway, there's been a WhatsApp group going around for a
few months now. It's just a feelings, you know, it's
just a feelows on it about half well not half it.
I was about a dozen animals on there, and we're
just sort of throwing ideas around.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
There's a few images going around, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
All sorts of stuff as you'd expect on a chat
with the feelings.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I hope that you're not sending stuff because it's horrendous.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Feel you maybe refrain from that.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Well.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Well, for example, there's been some ideas around challenges, because
apparently stags have to do challenges, which I could never
be bothered with. On my stag, we just got on
it as mates. But you know, some groups of friends
like to have challenges.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
All the ones I've been to have challenges.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Yes, there you go.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
So I suggested that we have a challenge with a stag.
Staggy is he has to steal the engagement ring off
his sleeping fiance's finger. Right, hocket, so poorn it, sell it, yeah,
and use the proceeds to buy a mountain of meth
am fietamin, which he then has to smoke on the
morning of his wedding. Right, and then he passes that challenge.
(05:42):
What do you think about that? Well, I mean it's
pretty full on. Yeah, well that's that is awesome. That's
one of the milder ideas going around.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Anyway, then I was talking to the missus about it
there and I said, oh god, looking forward to the Stag.
It turns out she's been in as well because she
is I know these guys through my wife. They're her schoolmates, right,
so she's been best mates with these guys and the
Stag since she was a teenager.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Right.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
So there's sixteen guys invited to this thing, and my wife.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Old Mogi's wife as well Old Bogie's old lady.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
That is a genuine conundrum. Is it a conundrum for you?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
With her?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I would have to say it's more than a conduct conundrum.
I'd say it's a concern, yes, because generally there's only
one female that turns up at a stag.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Do can I just before you say what that female does?
Can I just reference the text here on three for
eight three?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Please?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Good a guys, is she going as the stripper?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:46):
It's disgraceful.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah, you know it's about five hours.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
I was going to say the caterer.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Oh, well, the cater has to be a woman.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
In this case.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
So I don't really know what to do because the
other thing that has happened is I got an email
today reminded me that I have to attend a work thing.
I'm going to be on a panel speaking to people
on Sunday morning at nine am.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
So I can't.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
I can't go to the Stag too, because if I go,
I know what's going to happen. I know myself.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I mean all I can see here is massive issues,
sixteen dudes on it, on it. And you remember how
Keysy was just the other weekend in his stack. I
know when we rang them up. It was an abomination.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
You guys rang me up.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And the idea that your wife is the only woman there,
I I'm really struggling with that.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, mentioned how MURGI feels.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I I would feel very uncomfortable if it was my
wife in that scenario, right.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
But you don't trust your wife, right, Jason.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
What are your thoughts? New Zealand three four eight three
let us know what you think about this conundrum.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
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Speaker 2 (08:13):
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Speaker 1 (08:15):
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Speaker 7 (08:22):
Tune in week days and four on Radio Hodak.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
We am there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon the time for twenty six fellas.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I was invited to a stag do yes, bloody excited
about it? Sixteen of the biggest animals on Earth going
out on a boat actually, so going out on a
boat and stopping off at a couple of couple of pubs.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Around the way there. I think there's one.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Yeah, under the boat you're on. I've done it before. Yeah, right,
So it goes out of it and then it stops off.
I think it swashes as well. There's a couple of
different spots going to be a court session, back and
down sorts to carry on all that sort of thing. Anyway,
So this has been going on for months. I've been
on this chat and then I found that very very
late that my wife is also invited to the stage
doo because I know the stag through her, and it's
(09:08):
all of her mates that she knows from high school
and they were great mates back then and continue to
be obviously. Now I can't go because I've got a
work commitment very early on the Sunday, and I'm just wondering,
you know, has ever happened in the history of the
world where there's been a stag do where one woman
has been allowed to come as a as a guest,
as a part of the group, if you know what
(09:29):
I mean, as opposed to what else it could be.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Not that I'm aware of. I've never heard of it.
And something has just occurred to me, Moggie just now
as you were talking about well, no, just the fact
that they are all her old mates from school and yeah,
you know, the potential of simmering X romance is unresolved.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
I hadn't thought about it.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
And then they get on the booze and it all
comes poorer.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Now do you think old Maggie's old lady might have
an affair?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Well, no, you just said there might be a young
guy there or you know guy there who was like man,
I can't believe it like I was a much man.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, I mean, I love paranormal as much as the
next guy, but you know I.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Still talk back to.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
God.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I love the big show. Yeah, so that's what you're
worried about.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
No, it just occurs to me, as he was speaking,
because you know they're all good mates from way back,
and you know how incestuous that sort of stuff gets
with your groups of friends. No, not my group, I guess.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
The other thing is that needs to be considered from
the stag point of view and the stag do point
of view, like what what do you think about? This
is their potential that the stag might not be as
full on as otherwise could be because of the presence
of my wife. Do men act differently if there is
a stunningly beautiful woman present? Fair point, like the staggy
(10:55):
that I went to a few weeks back.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You remember that?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Bits and pieces? But to be honest, if like one
of the guys it depends it was if I didn't
know it from a bar of soap, I personally wouldn't care.
But dudes do do act differently around woman, And to
be honest, on a staggy you just want to be
able to go full stupid idiot.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
And you make a good point. She is a stunningly
beautiful woman. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Well, I've just got a text come through here on
three for eight three, just googled Mogi's wife your f mate.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, someone suggesting on three for eight three that you
could go to the hen's party.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Now we're talking.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
You can do the old switcheroo, but then they have
the Oh yeah, that'll be great because I have those
penis straws. Eh yeah, yeah yeah, Jace, what would you
do in this situation?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Man, what would do.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
You want? My honest answer, yeah, okay, I would say absolutely, darling,
of course do it.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
To be clear, she's not asking, she's not insane relationship, but.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
But you know, if that were the case, you know,
how do you feel about that? Go for it? Whilst
secretly praying She says, I'm not into it?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Oh yeah right, okay, you wouldn't like tell her your feelings?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Well, I think genuinely i'd feel very uncome not because
I don't trust my wife, but her being around sixteen
pessed up dudes, she'd feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah, that's a good point, all right, So that's what
Jace would do.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
What would Gasy do?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Forgot about those things. I'd probably have a chat with
my wife. I mean it also depends because if she's
like best friends with these people, yeah, I'd say I'm
not going to go. You go, while secretly I hope
she has a good time. It's not you know, they
are not too big big of animals, so to speak.
But I'd also have it young with her and be like, look,
you're going to the hens to you know what I mean,
(12:54):
why why don't you just let me and the Fellers go?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
And yeah, suddenly suggest well the thing about Liz, I
can't go. Yeah, so I'm not going to be there regardless.
This isn't about I want to go and I don't
want her to go. I can't go right.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Oh, this is just getting worse and worse. He is
a stunningly beautiful woman.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
The Hierarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
On Radio Key.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Jeez, that takes me back, Fellows that song We're too
my Heyday, Heyday so good radio Head, Fake plastic trees
set News Today. Fellas wasn't there?
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Yeah there was a Magi There really was.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Graham Bell I think he was a former superintendent or
detective at the very least.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh not the guy that invented the phone.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
No, that's Alexander Graham Bell Come.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
And he also hosted Police ten seven and one of
the great voices, one of the great presenters. If you
saw him, and you would have seen him present this show. Yeah,
he's really a part of the fab of New Zealand television,
a Kiwi television icon. God, if there was ever a
guy on the planet who looked more like a New
Zealand detective, I'd like to I'd like to see that guy.
(14:10):
This guy had cop written all over him and pretty
famous for his terms of phrase that he would use
on the show, which ultimately is what got him Well.
They had to sort of change the approach to the
show because the idea of referring to suspects as scumbags. Yeah,
you got the examples.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
His colorful descriptors included morons, scumbags, murderous thugs, mindless low lives,
and gutless goons. And he once referred to an offender
as a lunatic scumbag with a steak knife. That's good
stuff that it did become like part of New Zealand
pop culture.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Really it really did.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I mean, you know, as a person that does do
voiceovers for that kind of reality genre. Yes, he was
an inspiration to me. You know what I'm saying has
no nonsense approach.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yes, well he didn't just do voiceovers. Jase fronted it.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Not that.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
That's right. Yeah, I'll never get that, big Geezy, are
you hrunting a show?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
You know?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Because for example, Dog Squad, which I know you're alluding to,
which is kind of like a spin off I guess
riding the coattails of Police ten seven.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
In fact, I think my phrase but then drama a
gang of youth was stolen directly from him. Really really yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Yeah that does sound right extra I can imagine that
coming out of his mouth.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yes, it's funny that you're admitting it now that you
know that he's not going to come after you. But
here is a little compilation of some of Graham Bell's
finest work.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Police two to seven.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
We're looking for your help to find a.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Group of murderous thugs.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
Two young creeps are half with a gun, a false
beard and a turban. A mindless low life, two vicious morons,
two armed and violent mongrels, three stooges.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Three desperate and wild eyed.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
Ductless goons, three vicious apes, two fat woman and a
man with a gun. This scruffy little thug, this little
germ lunatic.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
Scumbag with a steak knife. I'll be looking for more
help from you later on.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
That's good watching that as a wow. I watched a
lot of them back in the day.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Oh it was great. It was absolutely compulsory viewing.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
With her tube. And I mean, come on, fellows, fellows, what.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Metellica there on the radio Hodarkey Big Show this Wednesday.
After what a glorious afternoon it is here in Auckland City.
But right now it's time for some TV chat. What's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue? Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Yeah, I watch anything last night, fellas, I was reading
like a bag.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
What do you watch? Chase stuff in your face with
popcorn and beard? By the sounds of it, probably I
watched the film last night called Steve.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Steve Jobs No One, Murphy.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Killian Murphy Tracey Oulman who used to be you know,
the old comedian back in the day, but it's a
very serious story and it's sort of shot in doco
kind of style because there's a film crew and and
silly and Murphy's character runs a school for very very
troubled youths. But also but he also has his own
(17:40):
mental health issues and rampant alcoholism.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
Oh yeah, what's his character's name?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I can't Steve.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
And the school looks after troubled what.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You and And the story is that a sort of
documentary crew comes into sort of film what the school's about,
et cetera, et cetera. All sorts of dramas are going on,
as there always are in the school because these these
youths they're out of control. They are out of control.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
They just need a steady hand and someone to believe
in the man. And it just might be that Steve
is the man for the job, despite his own personal
problems and as you say, Joe's rampant alcoholism.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, well, I look, he falls down in some areas.
He's got a good heart.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
He's not perfect.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Is he's certainly not perfect? Look it was okay, Yeah
it was a kind of bit depressing.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Yeah, that's what it struck me as um And.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
You know, I watched it all all the way to
the end, and I went, Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
So where did you watch it? How many busies out
of five Netflix?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Two and a half busies?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Not even recommend as a passion project for Killian Murphy.
It was and shot over the course of a single
day at the school. If I'm not mista, yeah that
m well no no. In the film.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Twenty four Hours, ye yeah oh wow.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Last night, Pugs and I went to a PlayStation event
is a new game out called Ghost of Yote right,
which is set in Japan and Hakkaido up north, and
it was heavily influenced by classic Japanese SUMMITI flicks and
things like that from the seventies. So into this event
and Pugs and I watched a movie from nineteen seventy
three called Lady Snowblood, which it turns out Quentin Tarantino
(19:33):
directly pretty much ripped off everything for kill Bill. This
movie from the seventies about a lady who gets vengeance,
and it's really like visceral and violent and the blood
splinter is almost comical. Yeah, And like even the way
it cuts to certain shots and there's loud music playing
and just all those Tarantino things were one from this
(19:54):
movie and others of that genre. Pretty interesting watching. We're
at the Academy Cinema Jason, which is an old cinema
here in Auckland. Yes, and it was interesting watching not
only a movie that is over fifty years old, but
when that was in another language that I would probably
never have watched at the cinema eating popcorn, eating ice cream. Yeah,
the film was fine. The effects are pretty old and rugged.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Pat said it turned them on.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
You're what pug sounds like? Yeah, especially with Japanese stuff.
But I did thoroughly enjoy it. I could look past
the bad effects and the kind of the things are
used to nowadays, and I give it, you know, a
solid four buzzies out of five.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Wow, that's bloody great.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Because I was entertained throughout the whole thing.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Good.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah, it was cool.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
It was a cool experience. Yeah. Well, the Academy is
a great little cinema. Actually, all the old classics they play.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah, and if you want to see it, if you're
a kill Bill fan Tarantino fan, it's called Lady Snowblood,
watch it and then watch kill Bill.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, Hey, now listen coming up after five o'clock Keysy
has some dinner party conundrums.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yeah that's true actually and.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I true story near he died today.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
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Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yes, actually, yes it does. I was trying to think
what it reminded me of. Got what a beautiful day
fellas talking about how sing Sing Spring sucks yesterday. I
take it back, and I had so many people coming
up to me today and giving me hugs and stuff
and saying, whidy Jay your check yesterday spark spring into action.
(22:15):
Thank you man kiya kaha.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
I think you keep forgetting that.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Spring now starts next Friday, October the seventeenth.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
It starts when we say it.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
I think the big show is Spring, which now starts
October seventeenth.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
So which is the friday which is when we fly
to Fiji?
Speaker 6 (22:32):
How good?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
So the day Spring starts.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Yeah, I think we're going to see an immediate improvement
and we well we are.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Of course, but the yearly trip should become a thing.
That's a good idea that we go on a holiday.
Maybe got two, three, four, five weeks long?
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold down the fot.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
As you stand up, do a show with pucks just
because you leave situation obviously.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yesure in no worries. It sounds good. I'm busy at
the moment trying to select shorts of Fiji worn shorts
for a while.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
What are you thinking?
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Can you wear slacks?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I've got some slacks. I've actually got some decent shorts. Oh,
I've got a probably four peer Have you any wear
of them? I've got kind of you know, they're pretty cool.
And I've got your sort of denim cutoffs. Oh hot jukes,
your daisy juice, because that's what I run in totally. Hey,
coming up, keys, he's got a dinner dilemma. But in
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the meantime, here's you too.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky Cult.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This Wednesday afternoon,
the time, five thirteen fellers.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
This weekend, Saturday night, Saturday evening, we're hosting a dinner party.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I'm busy, man.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Oh nah, not you guys, some friends of ours. Oh
there's it's a group of people. My wife used to
actually work with them, became quite good friends with them,
and now we sort of takes and hosting dinner parties.
We are the poorest of the group, so we are
the last to host dinner party.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Right.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
They've got beautiful houses, outdoor areas and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
We don't have that yours. It's terribles.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
It's a shock.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
There's like wild coyotes and stuff running around and.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
They're not coyotes eating diapers out of the bin. And
then yeah, yeah, but the.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Hall copters overhead is a hundred centru Actually that happened
to be last night.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
But anyway, but basically how it works is we go
around to the house and they seem to do this
thing where they've got a special cocktail for everyone. Someone
was Snapperol sprits.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
I think it was a bit of special cocktail.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
It was for me. I don't drink cocktails, so it
was like, oh, this is nice. I can't remember what
the other one was, but they always have not I
think espresso martinis and things like that.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Yes, and so.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Not only do we have to host this dinner party
there'll be six of us make a delicious maine yes salad,
we also have to comet with a cocktail to pair
with it. We just struggle because we have to really
wow these people, you know, because we're the poorous of
the group. Yes, and it's important that we show that
we're rich where it counts.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
What kind of cocktail goes with porkmants?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
What we don't have to make a dish using porkmants? Obviously,
pork mints. That's what I'd have at the door. Everybody
gets a big spoon and they're just going at it
like a trough at the classy trough, right, classy trough. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Well, I mean that's a really good idea. Mike and
Jacob eating portmants. It's very salty and it makes you thirsty,
so then you can suck on your your cocktail there. Yeah, well,
and that's a great suggestion, thank you. I've noted that
I would prefer not to just be like and also
truly put like some hoist and sauce or something on the.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, yeah, try and cover the flavor. No, no, because
it's a cheap meat.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Well, it's very reasonably very Once again, where the poorest
of the group.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Seriously, off the top of my head, kezy the only
thing cocktail wise, I'm thinking with the portmants as you're
throbbing orgasm, isn't it a shot? No, it's a cocktail, right, Okay?
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Once again, I don't just want to do porkman's like
I feel like I've been type cast as that guy that.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Eats only porkman's. But we could make other stuff, you know,
we could do some boo buns.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
You should.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
You should off everyone a roaring orgasm.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Wasn't that the same as that one that he just said?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
No, throbbing orgasm is quite different.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Oring orgasm is not a drink.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Ah, So what are you actually cooking, as your mate? Well,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
This is what I'm so far.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
I've got a trough of porkmants at the door, that's
what I've got some ideas, what do you well, I
think easy.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
You've got to be true to yourself. Yes, so a
bit of Ortmans and just a few Piersies. Don't don't
fall into this. Oh I've got to be fanciers because
they're all fenc.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Because you look like you look fake. They'll see right
through that. You know, wealthy people like Jay's no appearsn't
a mile away, totally a pauper.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Well, you can usually smell them, can't you.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Well, it's not that bad, do I.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
But you know, have your little Portmans on toast and
beerzies at.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
Keysy and maybe a port because you like your port,
don't you.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
And I was going to say, finish off with a
little small glass of port and have a bit of
a gaming session at the end of it.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Just ordering some reburger men, right, thank you. That's really helpful. Yeah,
it's tricky, man, it's a trigger situation because these people
have got taste.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yeah, like they are loaded.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah, you know what I mean, So I know what
they mean.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yeah, totally my frozen pizza as well.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Oh yes, Oasis The whole Ky Big Show week days
from four on Radio Hodike.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Queens of the Stone Age. There on the radio Hodonkey
Big Show this Wednesday afternoon, fell As, I talked about
the fact that today I felt massive gratitude, and the
reason that I felt that was because I nearly died today.
True story. Really, I was having a shower, you know,
(28:26):
and turn the shower on. There, took my clothes off,
generally my top half first.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
See I do it the other way.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I do body of pants first, yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
And then I'll take my jacket and my t shirt off.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Often I'll take like my socks off first, and then
then my pants and my undies. I don't know if
you guys do this, but I, when I'm naked sometimes
give myself a bit of a look over, a once over.
Err yeah, and then the mirror there. Look I do that,
(29:05):
turn around and look over my shoulder to the mirror.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
Yeah, chicking out my ass.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Hang on, that's my move.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
So Montgomery burns. Yeah, And I got on the shower
and it was like, I don't know if you guys
ever do this, but I didn't check the temp properly
before I got in there. No, I'd never do that
and just sort of leapt and it was burning hots. Oh,
turned it down a bit, and my wife for my
(29:31):
birthday brought me some beautiful soap, liquid soap sort of
coconut and sandal wood.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Because you didn't use so before that, ah nah.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
And just started sort of smearing that over my chest
and yeah, sort of dribbles down into your pibss. No,
not your pups. You don't have any pubs. Yours has
been all lasered off. Smooth bastard to tell me. And
actually when they go in, the pups always give him
a bit of a you know, a bit of a
what well, you know, like like you're doing your hair
(30:04):
like scrubby. Yeah, anyway, true story. I was washing my
face and heard this massive bang and I was like,
what the.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Was that?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
And I don't know if I've told you guys, but
when we got our own sweet put in, we got
a we went, let's go fancy pants and have a
glass as opposed to your cheap plastics. You know what
I mean. It's like a glass box. You can see
right into it. And what had happened was one of
(30:41):
the panels above me, and it's a heavy bastard, had
become unclipped from the little clips that put it into
the bath on top of the bath there, and it
snapped off and just swung down, missing my head and
I lie not by maybe two inches. And it is
(31:04):
a heavy, heavy piece of glass.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Well, so if I was in the shower, it would
have would have collected you.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I was only glad that I wasn't facing towards that direction,
you know what I mean totally because it would have
taken something off. Yeah, and not my snarls. And seriously,
it is a heavy, heavy bastard. It would weigh a stone.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Wow, what side stone, like the really old metric there, Yeah,
the old measurement of And I just stood in the
shower going what the.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
And did you have to pick it up for you?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah? She did because it was too heavy for me, magi.
And then she saw old whitty jail sudsed up and
she was like her.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
The Hdlichy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodike.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Stone Temple pilots here on the Radio Hodonkey Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon. The time is five thirty eight. Now,
Fellas Keasey was talking about his dinner dilemma over the weekend.
Just at the top of the five hour I've also
got a dilemma that I can't get my head around
and I need your help.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
With is this something that's been bugging you or do
you have a bone to put?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
It does bug me?
Speaker 6 (32:21):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
It does, yes, bugging me?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
And I guess because I can't really get my head
around it. I can't understand why it is. As you
know what, a teenage daughter and my wife and I
have got into walking lately, do a lot of walking.
We stand at Asian walking by the way. I'll talk
about that another day, but it's bloody great way to
(32:49):
burn the carbs.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Racism alert.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
That was not racism alert. It is an exercise regime,
Asian walking.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Fire that off. It goes off automatically now.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
But the dilemma that I have is that I've got
a teenage daughter and we say to her, She's like,
I'm really bored. And it's like, well, your mother and
I are about to go for a walk. Would you
like to join us? And she always says no, thanks, yeah,
And I'm like, why not, you're really bored and you
don't know what to do. Your mom and I are
going for a walk, possibly an Asian walk. You could
(33:23):
join us? Racism alert, racism alert. But she's never keen Mogi.
Speaker 5 (33:30):
That's because there's an order of things, and on the
spectrum there there's bored and then even more boring than
being bored is going for a walk.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
So that is worse.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
It feels like you are doing something, and technically you are,
but it's more boring and sucks harder than just being
bored and doing nothing.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Yeah, that sucks hard, Jason.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
You're going.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
So it's like it's the equivalent of when you're a
kid and you go, oh, man, I'm so hungry, and
they go, oh, there's fruit and the fruit bowl, there's
water in the tap. You're doing is you come for
a walk with me and your mother? Obviously they don't
want that.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Are you serious?
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I'm totally serious.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Last time you're talking, you haven't liked walking. You've only
liked walking for about a month.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Do you know he's mister walking. But last time you
talked about her going for walks, he said, you went
for a walk in a big cemetery.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah, we go in the Waikou Mety cemetery, the biggest
in the Southern Emissary.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Did you say that to her?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I said, look, and this is the thing. She's kind
of gothy and I said, we're gonna go for a
walk in the cemetery. You'll love that.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Shit.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Goths don't go for walks and semmeterriies. They go and
sit on graves and cemeteries and get pissed. You can
try that, right.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
The other thing you could try to do is like,
because it's not like you just doesn't matter how cool
your parents are. And you're a cool parent, no, don't
get me wrong, don't get me wrong, but doesn't matter
who you are. Your kids think you're a bit lame, right,
So I think what you have to do is just
try and get down to her level, you know what
I mean, Like, start dressing a bit more goth, be
hat backwards.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
A bit of blend maybe see that.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
No, you try too hard, man hat backwards, but stuff like, hey,
do you want to go for a walk and ship?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
So like when I'm talking, because she's only a little
bit smaller than me, yeah, so slight squat down. Well,
let me put it to you this way. Take your
mind back to teenage Kesy or young Keezy, right, and
you know, and you've got your nebulizer there. What what
can I say to young Keezy who's a bit path
before we even start, you know, to convince you to
(35:32):
come with me, Kesy.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
I see yeah, my parents really I remember them educating me. Say,
if any weird men come up to you.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Withyard imagining I was your daddy.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
I can see why she doesn't want to go.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
I reckon if you went up to you know, your
had to skateboard underneath your arm, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
To go.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Hat backwards speed dealers on like an episode of the
Simpsons with Homer voices that dog the cool dog on TV.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, Poochie, that's so you are your poochy,
So going to be like.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Poochie And don't say you want to come for a
walk with your old man. I hate man. You want
to go chill? Yes, at the cemetery with old Hoidy.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
J and mum.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
Mom as well, the whole archy.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
Tune in on Radio Incubus.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
There on the radio, Hold Donkey big show this Wednesday afternoon,
now fellows, great news. The Wild Food Festival is coming
back next year.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
That's right, it's happening in March down a beautiful hockey ticket.
As always, Jason didn't need to come with us last time.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
Man, that's right, you were using up all of your
leave and March and yeah, went to Vietnam for ages.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
It's a pretty wild food over the fells.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Did you eat balls?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Maybe?
Speaker 4 (36:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Like for dinner fresh balls.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Then we have fish have balls.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
They make fish balls over in Vietnam. Fish put them
in soup and stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Yeah, yummy.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Yeah. The fish don't have testicles, they don't. No, I
don't think you'll see a fish swinging around with the
big A couple of knackers swinging about, you know. Yeah, right,
but no marine biologists moogi.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
No neither am I?
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yes, but I was goin to miss that. Genuinely sounded
like a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
It's coming back March next year and the big show
feelers are going to be flying to christ Church and
then hopping on the Trans Alpine train through the apps
of the beautiful West Coast.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
I'm really excited about that. I've never been on that train.
I have, and if not for this opportunity, I never would. Yes,
it's by great, it's really good the Transalpine. My parents
have done it. They said it was bloody magnificent. It's
very magnificent, bloody magnificent Christopher. Thanks for asking, and I said, oh,
that's good to know. You get your own carriage. Yep, yeah,
(37:54):
I think we could get our own carriage.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yeah. From memory, they are all pretty big carriages. But yeah,
maybe how long.
Speaker 6 (37:59):
Does the t take?
Speaker 4 (38:01):
IM?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Not sure?
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Maybe seven hours? Eight hours quite a big sure. I've
just pulled that out of.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
About two b Yes, it is two hours.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
It's two hours.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
That's not very long at all. That sounds doable, man,
because the flight is about one hour. Yes, so two
hours on a train. That's interesting.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Will you come with us Jays or do you prefer
it in the caboose?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
It sounds so dead?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Yeah, I really. It's just a little train joke there.
If you want to get some tickets, hit too Wild
Foods dot co dot ins in tickets are available, or
if you mate are keen to jump on this epic
commission with us, it's a hducky dot co dotts in
and join the competition there.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
It takes five hours.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
About five hours key, Oh wow, return.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Return one way, one way.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
I'm excited for that. There's going to be a ripper.
It's a great it's a great event and having a
trippers along with It is going to be bloody beautiful, mate.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
You love trains.
Speaker 6 (38:59):
I'm a big fan.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ikey.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
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brought to you by.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
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Speaker 4 (39:20):
I just don't think I'll be eating anything so dimercious.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
That was really streaming.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
They hiding and fidgetarian options.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
So there was raburger and it was soum.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
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range which includes the Massala tinder Box butter chicken burger.
Does he dieamte burger or butter chicken loaded fries.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
I'll be honest. You know whben Burger joints sometimes get
a bit fancy on it, and they took too too much.
You can really get deep inside my coat. But I
have to say the Reburger ones I we had the
better chicken burger.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
It was sensational that I did like it.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Did you enjoy it?
Speaker 5 (40:05):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (40:06):
Well?
Speaker 5 (40:06):
I only sort of pulled the chicken out of half
of Jason's because he left it on the table after
while one got stolen. Because they're so delicious that you
can't leave them alone and save them for later, because
people will see them and think that nobody wants them,
and then they eat them.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
But did you like the beat of your head?
Speaker 6 (40:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (40:21):
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and check them out.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Yeah good.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Ah, guys have a chune the Hives, Man.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
I was listening to their album today on my stereo system.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
You're joking that is hilarious.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
I didn't like it.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
She hurt there on the radio Holdarchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening. You know, Philos, I'm looking outside at the
moment on this beautiful spring evening, and I'm thinking to myself, God,
it will be the perfect night to propose to the
one you love.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Oh, it's proposal season.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
A it kind of is apparently spring and summer.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
It's also the wet season, Mike, it's a wet season.
We've gotten to the seventeenth of October, so officially the
Big Show. Spring hasn't started yet, Jase. It's October seventeenth. Yeah, yeah, right, okay.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
But I'm just I'm just talking about today specifically. It's
so beautiful out there.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
Yeah, we called it a beautiful spring day, and I'm
just saying, yeah, yeah, sorry man, sorry ahead of myself that.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
It's proposal season though, rights proposal seasons season.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
It's not rugby league season. It's finished now and it
goes into proposal season.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
It's funny you should say it's proposal season. I went
to TV and Z today with a proposal.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
What did they say?
Speaker 6 (41:39):
Nah? Was that your your? Your? Was it your brothel
tour one?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:44):
Yeah, you wrote a proposal for that? Yeah yeah, Hondy
Joane the Brothel of Doom? Was that what it was called?
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Yes, it was, yes, far and they weren't keen.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Well, let's just say I'm waiting for their response. There
was a bit of ast there.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
Yeah yeah, right, okay, because they certainly hadn't heard of
that idea before.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
No, we certainly hadn't. And I couldn't really picture it either,
but I reckon it ends it on here would be
keen to funded totally.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Man.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Actually, you know who would be keen to fund it
as Diamonds on Richmond. Have you heard of them?
Speaker 2 (42:15):
I have heard of them, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm
not sure that they would really want to be tied
into this particular program.
Speaker 6 (42:21):
Well this is this would be an idea.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Right.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
So you've got Hoidygersbot in the in the Bosom Doom
and now you imagine that because the thing is with it,
and let's be honest, it's an Indiana Jones rip off. Yeah,
he's always after some kind of a treasure. Now, obviously,
in this case, you make the treasure this eight thousand
dollars engagement ring the person that's trying to make it
through all of the different themed rooms in the brothel
(42:47):
as somebody that wants to propose to their partner.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
Now, Jason never did a proper proposal.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
So let's say it is Hoidy j and you go
through all of these rooms and there's all of these
different challenges and ultimately you manage to get the eight
thousand dollars ring. Well that's next time around. This time around,
it's a lot easier.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Can we just say re? Can I just say re?
My proposal?
Speaker 6 (43:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
I just want to remind you fellows that ninety five
percent of the show is good, wholesome, you know TV
sort of community stuff. It's only the last five minutes
that you know, it's the brothels stuff. Yeah, you know
what I mean. I just felt it was important to
reiterate that.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Diamonds on Richmond actually, pugs, can you cluck this off
and send it to Diamonds on Richmond. That'll be stuck.
They'll be thrilled. They have got an eight thousand dollars
diamond engagement ring to give away. And if you know
someone or maybe it's you, someone that needs to bend
the knee has been waiting a long time and should
probably get on with it, heare to hduk you dot
co dot in zid register yourself there. We'll see out
a special huduky knee pad which will help drop the
(43:41):
hint nudge pad.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I think they're cool.
Speaker 5 (43:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll tell you what though, Kezy. So
it's got to be a mess of deterrent, doesn't it
having to get an engagement ring? Yeah, I'd love to propose,
but god, how much we spending on engagement rings these days?
Five grand, eight grand? Like, yeah, it's hard. It would
put you off right, there's a lot of pressures on.
But if you get in, if you win this ring,
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happy days.
Speaker 6 (44:06):
Man.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yeah, I mean I didn't even do it an engagement ring,
as you know, didn't you?
Speaker 5 (44:11):
No, no, straight to Well this is a thing, Jays.
It feels like you should be doing something about this.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Man. I mean, I've got a winning ring from the warehouse.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
But you shouldn't go to the warehouse. You should go
to Diamonds on Richmond, the engagement ring specialists. Don't forget
Hodarky dot codo in Zigi yourself and the draw for
the eight grand diamond engagement ring. And if you hit
the dor and say Radio Darky sent you, they'll chuck
in a complimentary pair of diamond ear rings.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Ah, there is it, a new development.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
That's a new development with every engagement ring purchased in October.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Do it beautiful?
Speaker 3 (44:44):
The Killers Hello.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 7 (44:49):
Tune in on Radio g REX.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
There on the Radio hod Archy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
Let's give out some advice.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Texting gmail dot com get in touch with the feeling.
Speaker 6 (45:08):
Sorry man, the help man, that's yours. Sorry man.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
Yeah, Hey, it's a real email address. Meet Patty Nip
sixty nine at gmail dot com. You can reach out
for advice at any time, one hundred percent anonymous, and
you can get your fifty dollars reboog voucher if we
read it out. This is an interesting one. Failers came
across my desk this morning.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Do you have a desk? Actually, that's a good point,
just before you get into it, Keezy, I'm sorry, I
come and need to do prep for the show. Do
I have a desk? No?
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Do you have a bitch and moan?
Speaker 5 (45:41):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (45:42):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (45:43):
But do you want a disk?
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Want a You got one in front of you, man, No,
but I want one with a computer and ship on it.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
No, you are.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
Plugged in?
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Yeah, you know all you are a typewriter on.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
It, preferably an Oliver.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
It's not an Olive. That's not even what it is. Anyway,
here's a nice message that came through Fellers. That's not
exactly advice related. I thought it was interesting, nonetheless, Okay,
kotta guys, just wanted to share something. I'm not doing
well at the moment. I'm a teacher by trade. My
last two jobs I've been working in schools, with kids
who are badly traumatized. And my last job was an
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advisor to one of the bosses in the Ministry of Education.
It's not that we were doing God's working that job,
but it was made a lot harder when the government
cut jobs and I ended up doing the job of
three people. Very common nowadays. Yes, anyway, super burnt out,
reasonably depressed and a bit lost, really wondering what to do.
Nick's funnily enough, I'd love to do a podcast, but
even though I've been quite good at my jobs, I
have no self belief anyway. That's not the point. You
(46:42):
guys are the only art form that I can take in,
and it's just guaranteed that I will feel bitter, not
only that I'll be bloody grinning my head off or
giving out a big wheezy laugh. Including on a recent
flight back from Balley with the dudes next to me,
thought I was insane. You guys are funny and great,
but I hope you know that you're working at a
peak performance level and you're just so in the zone
with each other, and it's obvious you're having a good time.
(47:04):
Very conscious you might take the piss out of this,
but I'm writing this getting a wee bit teary because,
apart from my two wonderful kids that I'm worried, I'm
being a bit grumpy of an asshole with at the moment.
Are you the main thing that makes me happy? I
just wanted to tell you I really appreciate that. Cheers Anonymous.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Yeah. Man, Well, let me just say, first and foremost,
everything passes, all right, You're going through a bit of
a rough patch at the moment. Yeah, everything passes. That's
the one certainty in life. So where you are right
now is not going to be where you are maybe tomorrow.
So just give yourself a bit of space, a bit
of time to just work through some stuff.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Yes, go easy on yourself too, Go.
Speaker 5 (47:46):
Easy on yourself, have a couple of darries, and I'd
say take care of yourself.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
So if you're in a place of employment where they
are taking the pess out of you, you and now
you're super burnt out. But it's important work like dealing
with kids is in the first place, or particularly kids
that have suffered trauma. You've actually got to look after
yourself first. So that'd be afraid to walk away and
do another job and maybe you can go back to
(48:16):
that job later, but you've also got a responsibility to
yourself and also to your kids. I've had a really
stressful year as well, not really really realizing that I
was super stressed out, but having come out the other
side of it going oh shit, actually I was really
stressed out and realizing that actually I was grumpy and
all of these things were going on which I wasn't
(48:37):
really aware of at the time, and had I have been,
I would have wanted to do something about it. I mean,
I'm not grumpy, like I'm not jas level psycho gas. Yeah,
you just want to be You've got to be kind
to yourself to be kind to others. And so if
you're carrying this as a heavy load, take a step back.
Have you done to your missus or mister I don't know,
(49:00):
we don't know, GIZI that's the thing. Yeah, right, and
nothing wrong with either, let me say that, I say that, yeah,
but yeah, step back heavy and with your partner there
and work out what you need to do it so
you don't you're not you know, you don't have to
keep on doing this.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Bloody great stuff.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Tell you what fifty dollars reburg about you.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
That's got a hell.
Speaker 5 (49:20):
Hey you cheers for cheers for that email. It's bloody nice,
lovely email. It's really nice.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Thank you very much. Meet patting Up sixty nine at
gmail dot com if you ever need advice.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darchy.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Well there you got your adds. The Big Shoe, dune
and dusted Wednesday, over and done with feels feelers.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
It's a nice little sign off today, Jas it's really
nice from you, Jason.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Thanks, thanks guys.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Extra mustard on it. I like it was there. I
like it when you give one hundred and ten.
Speaker 6 (49:57):
Thanks man eighty.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
Hey now on the podcast out tray today. The only
thing I remember about our discussion before the show was
you guys just going pug sounds ridiculous hat.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
Oh yeah, well we did that for a wee bit,
but mostly it was you and a her of the mood.
And here's a clip of the podcast. Our troche comes
out at seventh thirty tonight and it's entitled good Mood.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
How can you be in a bad mood on a
day like this?
Speaker 5 (50:24):
I tell you how you get called into work an
hour really when you could have been spending.
Speaker 6 (50:27):
This hour out the Sun.
Speaker 5 (50:30):
Yeah, yeah, and I always have.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Yeah. Well the good news was we we managed to
Paul Old Mogi out of it, didn't no worries.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Man, you should listen to that podcast. So if you
enjoy the show, it's like that's chilly chatting. Yeah, it's
kind of it's kind of stupid, really, you know what
I mean. We just turned the microsone, just talking about
ten minutes to get ten minutes. So it's not long.
Let's not God, it doesn't go on.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
He doesn't bang on forever.
Speaker 5 (51:01):
We still leave you wanting less, but it's not you know,
it doesn't take you up your whole day.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Yeah, what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 6 (51:06):
Make mate, I've got a movie premiere to go do tonight.
Speaker 5 (51:10):
It's called tron Eries or aries, or as very confusing
as tron as it could be that and it's got
old made in there, who's apparently not a massive ballache
in this film. Apparently it's quite funny. He just holds it,
you know, he's not It can be divisive, polarizing. Joe
(51:33):
leto I think he's a talent, but he is a
very arrogant son of a bee.
Speaker 6 (51:37):
And why not. He's a great looking man.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Well, I saw him in something and I was trying
to remember and I can't. He was playing an entrepreneur
and annoyed the ship out.
Speaker 5 (51:45):
Yeah, he's got that ability. But anyway, it's it's on imax.
So I'm pretty excited to see that and just to
get out of the house, you know, for a couple
of years.
Speaker 6 (51:53):
It'll be too long. I'll hate it, but at least
the pop gonna be free.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
Yeah, that sounds so good.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Hey, Keysy, I don't care what you're doing tonight, but
what's the tea at your house? I'm I always intrigued.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
I actually don't know, but I know that we'll be
going for a nice after dinner walk though.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
Yeah, to help you prostate well that.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
But also just because now the daylight saving, we go
for our after dinner walks and listens.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
You're still actually you just reminded me. I said to
my wife last night, Now, if it's a nice day
to tomorrow night, we're going for a walk after dinner.
Speaker 6 (52:19):
Sorry, what if it's a nice day tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah, if it's a nice day tomorrow, we'll go for
a walk after dinner.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
Would she say?
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (52:26):
She loves it? Oh, that's good man.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
And what am I having for dinner? Did you say
I have made the best ever Lissen?
Speaker 6 (52:34):
Really I heard that you make the best evil sayn
Is that true?
Speaker 5 (52:38):
Man?
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (52:38):
Man, just another example.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
A day best in the world. Ain't number one? Cheesy
with a bit of spicy mins in there and a
nice green salad on the side.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Keezy, Thanks wasting.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Because I know that you're really interested. Hey, now listen,
Go and check out the Instagram account, Go and check
out the podcast because they are worth it. Man. In
the meantio, I'm have a nice night. We'll see you tomorrow. Mhm.
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome, this is big, big show, really big. Jason hights Night,
the note and key, I get Ayamed Barsid's great to
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the eighth of October twenty twenty five. And you, my friends,
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Speaker 3 (01:00):
Very good, good stuff. We don't pre listen to those.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
That's recorded from an office somewhere in New Zealand. Unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm loving these vox pops feels.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm starting to think my voice is weird because it
doesn't sound like everyone else's voice.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Man, well, I think I think what we're doing is
we're disguising it right there, right there from the you know,
it's an FBI sort of a thing, and it's a witness.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
They're in the witness.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Protection program, right, So Carter, thank you? Yeah, Hey, tell
you what mak you're looking like austallion? Can that T
shirt get any tighter? You are popping cheers? Man, I
feel like I'm going pretty grouse. Yeah, you're looking at grouse.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Your sex, son of it. Then I'll tell you what
it feels like, even though I know it hasn't. But
it feels like spring is sprung But I know that's
just a trick. October seventeenth, officially the big shows spring
will be sprunging.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I've got something to say on that later in the show. Actually, wow,
I've had a really emotional day. How you going, key?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, I'm great, I'm really good. You had an emotional day?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
What emotion were you feeling when you came into Hurduky today?
Was it hooor of the mood?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Gratitude?
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Gratitude?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Joy?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Okay, but I'm in a horror of the mood now
because I'll tell you why go on. This is in
the first time this has happened, and I don't mean
to single out pugs, but I'm going to take note
of what it says on the computer the effect eighth
of October. Take note, if you would please what it
reads on the run sheet today. What does it say that?
(02:29):
And I don't know if it's a deliberate attempt, because
it happens all the time, you know, set me up
to look like a fool. But I'm over it.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
So you put the wrong data and he forgot to
update it totally. There's put you in a hoo of
the mood.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
All that gratitude just slipped away.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'm sorry to hear that, Jase. Maybe what will cheer
you up as Mogie telling you what's coming out on
the show today?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
That sounds great. What's happening on the Big show with
old Mogi?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Bloody exciting stuff today foils of course, another opportunity to
get into the draw to win an eight million dollar
diamond ring from Diamonds on.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Rich eight thousand.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know, priceless at the same time, Kezy.
Also later in the show, Hoidy Jizbot is going to
be talking about the concept of bringing back the man bit.
We've visited it before, but Jason wants to discuss this
with renewed vigor. Yes, I do Maggie, and I've got
a bit of a conundrum, fellows.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
I've got a stag do coming up this weekend.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I've been invited to the stagdo about fifteen animals, but
also my wife has been invited, the only woman invited.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
So I need your advice on what to do.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky
Green Day.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is eleven minutes past four.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
O'clock, fellas. I've got a stick do to go to
this weekend. Nice staggy, but I'm also I was sort
of kind you know, I'm excited about it. You know,
I thought I didn't want to go, but then I
got over my hangover from last weekend and then I'm
fizzing for it. Yeah, absolutely fizzing, feeling on top of
the world.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah I am.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I'm sort of like, I can't get hungover. Man is
a loser would get hangover?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Not me.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
It's amazing, right how even after you know, Muggie, I
don't know your exact age, but after a long time, yes,
you can still have a massive hangover and then a
few days later completely forget about it and forget.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
What it's like to be hungover. Yes that's right, and
then think this is the best idea of ever had. Yes,
right exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Short memory, very short memory.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Anyway, there's been a WhatsApp group going around for a
few months now. It's just a feelings, you know, it's
just a feelows on it about half well not half it.
I was about a dozen animals on there, and we're
just sort of throwing ideas around.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
There's a few images going around, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
All sorts of stuff as you'd expect on a chat
with the feelings.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I hope that you're not sending stuff because it's horrendous.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Feel you maybe refrain from that.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Well.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Well, for example, there's been some ideas around challenges, because
apparently stags have to do challenges, which I could never
be bothered with. On my stag, we just got on
it as mates. But you know, some groups of friends
like to have challenges.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
All the ones I've been to have challenges.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Yes, there you go.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
So I suggested that we have a challenge with a stag.
Staggy is he has to steal the engagement ring off
his sleeping fiance's finger. Right, hocket, so poorn it, sell it, yeah,
and use the proceeds to buy a mountain of meth
am fietamin, which he then has to smoke on the
morning of his wedding. Right, and then he passes that challenge.
(05:42):
What do you think about that? Well, I mean it's
pretty full on. Yeah, well that's that is awesome. That's
one of the milder ideas going around.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Anyway, then I was talking to the missus about it
there and I said, oh god, looking forward to the Stag.
It turns out she's been in as well because she
is I know these guys through my wife. They're her schoolmates, right,
so she's been best mates with these guys and the
Stag since she was a teenager.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Right.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
So there's sixteen guys invited to this thing, and my wife.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Old Mogi's wife as well Old Bogie's old lady.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
That is a genuine conundrum. Is it a conundrum for you?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
With her?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I would have to say it's more than a conduct conundrum.
I'd say it's a concern, yes, because generally there's only
one female that turns up at a stag.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Do can I just before you say what that female does?
Can I just reference the text here on three for
eight three?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Please?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Good a guys, is she going as the stripper?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:46):
It's disgraceful.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah, you know it's about five hours.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
I was going to say the caterer.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Oh, well, the cater has to be a woman.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
In this case.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
So I don't really know what to do because the
other thing that has happened is I got an email
today reminded me that I have to attend a work thing.
I'm going to be on a panel speaking to people
on Sunday morning at nine am.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
So I can't.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
I can't go to the Stag too, because if I go,
I know what's going to happen. I know myself.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I mean all I can see here is massive issues,
sixteen dudes on it, on it. And you remember how
Keysy was just the other weekend in his stack. I
know when we rang them up. It was an abomination.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
You guys rang me up.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
And the idea that your wife is the only woman there,
I I'm really struggling with that.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, mentioned how MURGI feels.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I I would feel very uncomfortable if it was my
wife in that scenario, right.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
But you don't trust your wife, right, Jason.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
What are your thoughts? New Zealand three four eight three
let us know what you think about this conundrum.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
That's right, you go the draw for a fifty dollars
rebig about You can also call us on eight hundred
Hodarchy as well.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
He's guns.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Rass the whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
Tune in week days and four on Radio Hodak.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
We am there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon the time for twenty six fellas.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I was invited to a stag do yes, bloody excited
about it? Sixteen of the biggest animals on Earth going
out on a boat actually, so going out on a
boat and stopping off at a couple of couple of pubs.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Around the way there. I think there's one.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Yeah, under the boat you're on. I've done it before. Yeah, right,
So it goes out of it and then it stops off.
I think it swashes as well. There's a couple of
different spots going to be a court session, back and
down sorts to carry on all that sort of thing. Anyway,
So this has been going on for months. I've been
on this chat and then I found that very very
late that my wife is also invited to the stage
doo because I know the stag through her, and it's
(09:08):
all of her mates that she knows from high school
and they were great mates back then and continue to
be obviously. Now I can't go because I've got a
work commitment very early on the Sunday, and I'm just wondering,
you know, has ever happened in the history of the
world where there's been a stag do where one woman
has been allowed to come as a as a guest,
as a part of the group, if you know what
(09:29):
I mean, as opposed to what else it could be.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Not that I'm aware of. I've never heard of it.
And something has just occurred to me, Moggie just now
as you were talking about well, no, just the fact
that they are all her old mates from school and yeah,
you know, the potential of simmering X romance is unresolved.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
I hadn't thought about it.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
And then they get on the booze and it all
comes poorer.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Now do you think old Maggie's old lady might have
an affair?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Well, no, you just said there might be a young
guy there or you know guy there who was like man,
I can't believe it like I was a much man.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, I mean, I love paranormal as much as the
next guy, but you know I.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Still talk back to.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
God.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I love the big show. Yeah, so that's what you're
worried about.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
No, it just occurs to me, as he was speaking,
because you know they're all good mates from way back,
and you know how incestuous that sort of stuff gets
with your groups of friends. No, not my group, I guess.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
The other thing is that needs to be considered from
the stag point of view and the stag do point
of view, like what what do you think about? This
is their potential that the stag might not be as
full on as otherwise could be because of the presence
of my wife. Do men act differently if there is
a stunningly beautiful woman present? Fair point, like the staggy
(10:55):
that I went to a few weeks back.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You remember that?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Bits and pieces? But to be honest, if like one
of the guys it depends it was if I didn't
know it from a bar of soap, I personally wouldn't care.
But dudes do do act differently around woman, And to
be honest, on a staggy you just want to be
able to go full stupid idiot.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
And you make a good point. She is a stunningly
beautiful woman. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Well, I've just got a text come through here on
three for eight three, just googled Mogi's wife your f mate.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, someone suggesting on three for eight three that you
could go to the hen's party.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Now we're talking.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
You can do the old switcheroo, but then they have
the Oh yeah, that'll be great because I have those
penis straws. Eh yeah, yeah yeah, Jace, what would you
do in this situation?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Man, what would do.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
You want? My honest answer, yeah, okay, I would say absolutely, darling,
of course do it.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
To be clear, she's not asking, she's not insane relationship, but.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
But you know, if that were the case, you know,
how do you feel about that? Go for it? Whilst
secretly praying She says, I'm not into it?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Oh yeah right, okay, you wouldn't like tell her your feelings?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Well, I think genuinely i'd feel very uncome not because
I don't trust my wife, but her being around sixteen
pessed up dudes, she'd feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah, that's a good point, all right, So that's what
Jace would do.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
What would Gasy do?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Forgot about those things. I'd probably have a chat with
my wife. I mean it also depends because if she's
like best friends with these people, yeah, I'd say I'm
not going to go. You go, while secretly I hope
she has a good time. It's not you know, they
are not too big big of animals, so to speak.
But I'd also have it young with her and be like, look,
you're going to the hens to you know what I mean,
(12:54):
why why don't you just let me and the Fellers go?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
And yeah, suddenly suggest well the thing about Liz, I
can't go. Yeah, so I'm not going to be there regardless.
This isn't about I want to go and I don't
want her to go. I can't go right.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Oh, this is just getting worse and worse. He is
a stunningly beautiful woman.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
The Hierarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
On Radio Key.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Jeez, that takes me back, Fellows that song We're too
my Heyday, Heyday so good radio Head, Fake plastic trees
set News Today. Fellas wasn't there?
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Yeah there was a Magi There really was.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Graham Bell I think he was a former superintendent or
detective at the very least.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh not the guy that invented the phone.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
No, that's Alexander Graham Bell Come.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
And he also hosted Police ten seven and one of
the great voices, one of the great presenters. If you
saw him, and you would have seen him present this show. Yeah,
he's really a part of the fab of New Zealand television,
a Kiwi television icon. God, if there was ever a
guy on the planet who looked more like a New
Zealand detective, I'd like to I'd like to see that guy.
(14:10):
This guy had cop written all over him and pretty
famous for his terms of phrase that he would use
on the show, which ultimately is what got him Well.
They had to sort of change the approach to the
show because the idea of referring to suspects as scumbags. Yeah,
you got the examples.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
His colorful descriptors included morons, scumbags, murderous thugs, mindless low lives,
and gutless goons. And he once referred to an offender
as a lunatic scumbag with a steak knife. That's good
stuff that it did become like part of New Zealand
pop culture.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
Really it really did.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
I mean, you know, as a person that does do
voiceovers for that kind of reality genre. Yes, he was
an inspiration to me. You know what I'm saying has
no nonsense approach.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yes, well he didn't just do voiceovers. Jase fronted it.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Not that.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
That's right. Yeah, I'll never get that, big Geezy, are
you hrunting a show?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
You know?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Because for example, Dog Squad, which I know you're alluding to,
which is kind of like a spin off I guess
riding the coattails of Police ten seven.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
In fact, I think my phrase but then drama a
gang of youth was stolen directly from him. Really really yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Yeah that does sound right extra I can imagine that
coming out of his mouth.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yes, it's funny that you're admitting it now that you
know that he's not going to come after you. But
here is a little compilation of some of Graham Bell's
finest work.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Police two to seven.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
We're looking for your help to find a.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Group of murderous thugs.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
Two young creeps are half with a gun, a false
beard and a turban. A mindless low life, two vicious morons,
two armed and violent mongrels, three stooges.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Three desperate and wild eyed.
Speaker 8 (15:56):
Ductless goons, three vicious apes, two fat woman and a
man with a gun. This scruffy little thug, this little
germ lunatic.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
Scumbag with a steak knife. I'll be looking for more
help from you later on.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
That's good watching that as a wow. I watched a
lot of them back in the day.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Oh it was great. It was absolutely compulsory viewing.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
With her tube. And I mean, come on, fellows, fellows, what.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Metellica there on the radio Hodarkey Big Show this Wednesday.
After what a glorious afternoon it is here in Auckland City.
But right now it's time for some TV chat. What's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue? Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Yeah, I watch anything last night, fellas, I was reading
like a bag.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
What do you watch? Chase stuff in your face with
popcorn and beard? By the sounds of it, probably I
watched the film last night called Steve.
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Steve Jobs No One, Murphy.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Killian Murphy Tracey Oulman who used to be you know,
the old comedian back in the day, but it's a
very serious story and it's sort of shot in doco
kind of style because there's a film crew and and
silly and Murphy's character runs a school for very very
troubled youths. But also but he also has his own
(17:40):
mental health issues and rampant alcoholism.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
Oh yeah, what's his character's name?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I can't Steve.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
And the school looks after troubled what.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
You and And the story is that a sort of
documentary crew comes into sort of film what the school's about,
et cetera, et cetera. All sorts of dramas are going on,
as there always are in the school because these these
youths they're out of control. They are out of control.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
They just need a steady hand and someone to believe
in the man. And it just might be that Steve
is the man for the job, despite his own personal
problems and as you say, Joe's rampant alcoholism.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, well, I look, he falls down in some areas.
He's got a good heart.
Speaker 6 (18:28):
He's not perfect.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Is he's certainly not perfect? Look it was okay, Yeah
it was a kind of bit depressing.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Yeah, that's what it struck me as um And.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
You know, I watched it all all the way to
the end, and I went, Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
So where did you watch it? How many busies out
of five Netflix?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Two and a half busies?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Not even recommend as a passion project for Killian Murphy.
It was and shot over the course of a single
day at the school. If I'm not mista, yeah that
m well no no. In the film.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Twenty four Hours, ye yeah oh wow.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Last night, Pugs and I went to a PlayStation event
is a new game out called Ghost of Yote right,
which is set in Japan and Hakkaido up north, and
it was heavily influenced by classic Japanese SUMMITI flicks and
things like that from the seventies. So into this event
and Pugs and I watched a movie from nineteen seventy
three called Lady Snowblood, which it turns out Quentin Tarantino
(19:33):
directly pretty much ripped off everything for kill Bill. This
movie from the seventies about a lady who gets vengeance,
and it's really like visceral and violent and the blood
splinter is almost comical. Yeah, And like even the way
it cuts to certain shots and there's loud music playing
and just all those Tarantino things were one from this
(19:54):
movie and others of that genre. Pretty interesting watching. We're
at the Academy Cinema Jason, which is an old cinema
here in Auckland. Yes, and it was interesting watching not
only a movie that is over fifty years old, but
when that was in another language that I would probably
never have watched at the cinema eating popcorn, eating ice cream. Yeah,
the film was fine. The effects are pretty old and rugged.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Pat said it turned them on.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
You're what pug sounds like? Yeah, especially with Japanese stuff.
But I did thoroughly enjoy it. I could look past
the bad effects and the kind of the things are
used to nowadays, and I give it, you know, a
solid four buzzies out of five.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Wow, that's bloody great.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Because I was entertained throughout the whole thing.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Good.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah, it was cool.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
It was a cool experience. Yeah. Well, the Academy is
a great little cinema. Actually, all the old classics they play.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah, and if you want to see it, if you're
a kill Bill fan Tarantino fan, it's called Lady Snowblood,
watch it and then watch kill Bill.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, Hey, now listen coming up after five o'clock Keysy
has some dinner party conundrums.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yeah that's true actually and.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I true story near he died today.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
What the Hold?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
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Speaker 3 (21:48):
The remind me of is it chef off? South Park?
Similar voice next.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yes, actually, yes it does. I was trying to think
what it reminded me of. Got what a beautiful day
fellas talking about how sing Sing Spring sucks yesterday. I
take it back, and I had so many people coming
up to me today and giving me hugs and stuff
and saying, whidy Jay your check yesterday spark spring into action.
(22:15):
Thank you man kiya kaha.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
I think you keep forgetting that.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Spring now starts next Friday, October the seventeenth.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
It starts when we say it.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
I think the big show is Spring, which now starts
October seventeenth.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
So which is the friday which is when we fly
to Fiji?
Speaker 6 (22:32):
How good?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
So the day Spring starts.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Yeah, I think we're going to see an immediate improvement
and we well we are.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Of course, but the yearly trip should become a thing.
That's a good idea that we go on a holiday.
Maybe got two, three, four, five weeks long?
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold down the fot.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
As you stand up, do a show with pucks just
because you leave situation obviously.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yesure in no worries. It sounds good. I'm busy at
the moment trying to select shorts of Fiji worn shorts
for a while.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
What are you thinking?
Speaker 6 (23:02):
Can you wear slacks?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I've got some slacks. I've actually got some decent shorts. Oh,
I've got a probably four peer Have you any wear
of them? I've got kind of you know, they're pretty cool.
And I've got your sort of denim cutoffs. Oh hot jukes,
your daisy juice, because that's what I run in totally. Hey,
coming up, keys, he's got a dinner dilemma. But in
(23:27):
the meantime, here's you too.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky Cult.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This Wednesday afternoon,
the time, five thirteen fellers.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
This weekend, Saturday night, Saturday evening, we're hosting a dinner party.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I'm busy, man.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Oh nah, not you guys, some friends of ours. Oh
there's it's a group of people. My wife used to
actually work with them, became quite good friends with them,
and now we sort of takes and hosting dinner parties.
We are the poorest of the group, so we are
the last to host dinner party.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Right.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
They've got beautiful houses, outdoor areas and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
We don't have that yours. It's terribles.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
It's a shock.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
There's like wild coyotes and stuff running around and.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
They're not coyotes eating diapers out of the bin. And
then yeah, yeah, but the.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Hall copters overhead is a hundred centru Actually that happened
to be last night.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
But anyway, but basically how it works is we go
around to the house and they seem to do this
thing where they've got a special cocktail for everyone. Someone
was Snapperol sprits.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
I think it was a bit of special cocktail.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
It was for me. I don't drink cocktails, so it
was like, oh, this is nice. I can't remember what
the other one was, but they always have not I
think espresso martinis and things like that.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Yes, and so.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Not only do we have to host this dinner party
there'll be six of us make a delicious maine yes salad,
we also have to comet with a cocktail to pair
with it. We just struggle because we have to really
wow these people, you know, because we're the poorous of
the group. Yes, and it's important that we show that
we're rich where it counts.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
What kind of cocktail goes with porkmants?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
What we don't have to make a dish using porkmants? Obviously,
pork mints. That's what I'd have at the door. Everybody
gets a big spoon and they're just going at it
like a trough at the classy trough, right, classy trough. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Well, I mean that's a really good idea. Mike and
Jacob eating portmants. It's very salty and it makes you thirsty,
so then you can suck on your your cocktail there. Yeah, well,
and that's a great suggestion, thank you. I've noted that
I would prefer not to just be like and also
truly put like some hoist and sauce or something on the.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, yeah, try and cover the flavor. No, no, because
it's a cheap meat.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Well, it's very reasonably very Once again, where the poorest
of the group.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Seriously, off the top of my head, kezy the only
thing cocktail wise, I'm thinking with the portmants as you're
throbbing orgasm, isn't it a shot? No, it's a cocktail, right, Okay?
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Once again, I don't just want to do porkman's like
I feel like I've been type cast as that guy that.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Eats only porkman's. But we could make other stuff, you know,
we could do some boo buns.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
You should.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
You should off everyone a roaring orgasm.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Wasn't that the same as that one that he just said?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
No, throbbing orgasm is quite different.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Oring orgasm is not a drink.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Ah, So what are you actually cooking, as your mate? Well,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
This is what I'm so far.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
I've got a trough of porkmants at the door, that's
what I've got some ideas, what do you well, I
think easy.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
You've got to be true to yourself. Yes, so a
bit of Ortmans and just a few Piersies. Don't don't
fall into this. Oh I've got to be fanciers because
they're all fenc.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Because you look like you look fake. They'll see right
through that. You know, wealthy people like Jay's no appearsn't
a mile away, totally a pauper.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Well, you can usually smell them, can't you.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Well, it's not that bad, do I.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
But you know, have your little Portmans on toast and
beerzies at.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
Keysy and maybe a port because you like your port,
don't you.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
And I was going to say, finish off with a
little small glass of port and have a bit of
a gaming session at the end of it.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Just ordering some reburger men, right, thank you. That's really helpful. Yeah,
it's tricky, man, it's a trigger situation because these people
have got taste.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yeah, like they are loaded.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah, you know what I mean, So I know what
they mean.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yeah, totally my frozen pizza as well.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Oh yes, Oasis The whole Ky Big Show week days
from four on Radio Hodike.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Queens of the Stone Age. There on the radio Hodonkey
Big Show this Wednesday afternoon, fell As, I talked about
the fact that today I felt massive gratitude, and the
reason that I felt that was because I nearly died today.
True story. Really, I was having a shower, you know,
(28:26):
and turn the shower on. There, took my clothes off,
generally my top half first.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
See I do it the other way.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I do body of pants first, yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
And then I'll take my jacket and my t shirt off.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Often I'll take like my socks off first, and then
then my pants and my undies. I don't know if
you guys do this, but I, when I'm naked sometimes
give myself a bit of a look over, a once over.
Err yeah, and then the mirror there. Look I do that,
(29:05):
turn around and look over my shoulder to the mirror.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
Yeah, chicking out my ass.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Hang on, that's my move.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
So Montgomery burns. Yeah, And I got on the shower
and it was like, I don't know if you guys
ever do this, but I didn't check the temp properly
before I got in there. No, I'd never do that
and just sort of leapt and it was burning hots. Oh,
turned it down a bit, and my wife for my
(29:31):
birthday brought me some beautiful soap, liquid soap sort of
coconut and sandal wood.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Because you didn't use so before that, ah nah.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
And just started sort of smearing that over my chest
and yeah, sort of dribbles down into your pibss. No,
not your pups. You don't have any pubs. Yours has
been all lasered off. Smooth bastard to tell me. And
actually when they go in, the pups always give him
a bit of a you know, a bit of a
what well, you know, like like you're doing your hair
(30:04):
like scrubby. Yeah, anyway, true story. I was washing my
face and heard this massive bang and I was like,
what the.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Was that?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
And I don't know if I've told you guys, but
when we got our own sweet put in, we got
a we went, let's go fancy pants and have a
glass as opposed to your cheap plastics. You know what
I mean. It's like a glass box. You can see
right into it. And what had happened was one of
(30:41):
the panels above me, and it's a heavy bastard, had
become unclipped from the little clips that put it into
the bath on top of the bath there, and it
snapped off and just swung down, missing my head and
I lie not by maybe two inches. And it is
(31:04):
a heavy, heavy piece of glass.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Well, so if I was in the shower, it would
have would have collected you.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I was only glad that I wasn't facing towards that direction,
you know what I mean totally because it would have
taken something off. Yeah, and not my snarls. And seriously,
it is a heavy, heavy bastard. It would weigh a stone.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Wow, what side stone, like the really old metric there, Yeah,
the old measurement of And I just stood in the
shower going what the.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
And did you have to pick it up for you?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah? She did because it was too heavy for me, magi.
And then she saw old whitty jail sudsed up and
she was like her.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
The Hdlichy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodike.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Stone Temple pilots here on the Radio Hodonkey Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon. The time is five thirty eight. Now,
Fellas Keasey was talking about his dinner dilemma over the weekend.
Just at the top of the five hour I've also
got a dilemma that I can't get my head around
and I need your help.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
With is this something that's been bugging you or do
you have a bone to put?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
It does bug me?
Speaker 6 (32:21):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
It does, yes, bugging me?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
And I guess because I can't really get my head
around it. I can't understand why it is. As you
know what, a teenage daughter and my wife and I
have got into walking lately, do a lot of walking.
We stand at Asian walking by the way. I'll talk
about that another day, but it's bloody great way to
(32:49):
burn the carbs.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Racism alert.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
That was not racism alert. It is an exercise regime,
Asian walking.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Fire that off. It goes off automatically now.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
But the dilemma that I have is that I've got
a teenage daughter and we say to her, She's like,
I'm really bored. And it's like, well, your mother and
I are about to go for a walk. Would you
like to join us? And she always says no, thanks, yeah,
And I'm like, why not, you're really bored and you
don't know what to do. Your mom and I are
going for a walk, possibly an Asian walk. You could
(33:23):
join us? Racism alert, racism alert. But she's never keen Mogi.
Speaker 5 (33:30):
That's because there's an order of things, and on the
spectrum there there's bored and then even more boring than
being bored is going for a walk.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
So that is worse.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
It feels like you are doing something, and technically you are,
but it's more boring and sucks harder than just being
bored and doing nothing.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Yeah, that sucks hard, Jason.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
You're going.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
So it's like it's the equivalent of when you're a
kid and you go, oh, man, I'm so hungry, and
they go, oh, there's fruit and the fruit bowl, there's
water in the tap. You're doing is you come for
a walk with me and your mother? Obviously they don't
want that.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Are you serious?
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I'm totally serious.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Last time you're talking, you haven't liked walking. You've only
liked walking for about a month.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Do you know he's mister walking. But last time you
talked about her going for walks, he said, you went
for a walk in a big cemetery.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah, we go in the Waikou Mety cemetery, the biggest
in the Southern Emissary.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Did you say that to her?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I said, look, and this is the thing. She's kind
of gothy and I said, we're gonna go for a
walk in the cemetery. You'll love that.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Shit.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Goths don't go for walks and semmeterriies. They go and
sit on graves and cemeteries and get pissed. You can
try that, right.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
The other thing you could try to do is like,
because it's not like you just doesn't matter how cool
your parents are. And you're a cool parent, no, don't
get me wrong, don't get me wrong, but doesn't matter
who you are. Your kids think you're a bit lame, right,
So I think what you have to do is just
try and get down to her level, you know what
I mean, Like, start dressing a bit more goth, be
hat backwards.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
A bit of blend maybe see that.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
No, you try too hard, man hat backwards, but stuff like, hey,
do you want to go for a walk and ship?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
So like when I'm talking, because she's only a little
bit smaller than me, yeah, so slight squat down. Well,
let me put it to you this way. Take your
mind back to teenage Kesy or young Keezy, right, and
you know, and you've got your nebulizer there. What what
can I say to young Keezy who's a bit path
before we even start, you know, to convince you to
(35:32):
come with me, Kesy.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
I see yeah, my parents really I remember them educating me. Say,
if any weird men come up to you.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Withyard imagining I was your daddy.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
I can see why she doesn't want to go.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
I reckon if you went up to you know, your
had to skateboard underneath your arm, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
To go.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Hat backwards speed dealers on like an episode of the
Simpsons with Homer voices that dog the cool dog on TV.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, Poochie, that's so you are your poochy,
So going to be like.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Poochie And don't say you want to come for a
walk with your old man. I hate man. You want
to go chill? Yes, at the cemetery with old Hoidy.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
J and mum.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
Mom as well, the whole archy.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
Tune in on Radio Incubus.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
There on the radio, Hold Donkey big show this Wednesday afternoon,
now fellows, great news. The Wild Food Festival is coming
back next year.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
That's right, it's happening in March down a beautiful hockey ticket.
As always, Jason didn't need to come with us last time.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
Man, that's right, you were using up all of your
leave and March and yeah, went to Vietnam for ages.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
It's a pretty wild food over the fells.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Did you eat balls?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Maybe?
Speaker 4 (36:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Like for dinner fresh balls.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Then we have fish have balls.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
They make fish balls over in Vietnam. Fish put them
in soup and stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Yeah, yummy.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Yeah. The fish don't have testicles, they don't. No, I
don't think you'll see a fish swinging around with the
big A couple of knackers swinging about, you know. Yeah, right,
but no marine biologists moogi.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
No neither am I?
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yes, but I was goin to miss that. Genuinely sounded
like a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
It's coming back March next year and the big show
feelers are going to be flying to christ Church and
then hopping on the Trans Alpine train through the apps
of the beautiful West Coast.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
I'm really excited about that. I've never been on that train.
I have, and if not for this opportunity, I never would. Yes,
it's by great, it's really good the Transalpine. My parents
have done it. They said it was bloody magnificent. It's
very magnificent, bloody magnificent Christopher. Thanks for asking, and I said, oh,
that's good to know. You get your own carriage. Yep, yeah,
(37:54):
I think we could get our own carriage.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yeah. From memory, they are all pretty big carriages. But yeah,
maybe how long.
Speaker 6 (37:59):
Does the t take?
Speaker 4 (38:01):
IM?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Not sure?
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Maybe seven hours? Eight hours quite a big sure. I've
just pulled that out of.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
About two b Yes, it is two hours.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
It's two hours.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
That's not very long at all. That sounds doable, man,
because the flight is about one hour. Yes, so two
hours on a train. That's interesting.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Will you come with us Jays or do you prefer
it in the caboose?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
It sounds so dead?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Yeah, I really. It's just a little train joke there.
If you want to get some tickets, hit too Wild
Foods dot co dot ins in tickets are available, or
if you mate are keen to jump on this epic
commission with us, it's a hducky dot co dotts in
and join the competition there.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
It takes five hours.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
About five hours key, Oh wow, return.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Return one way, one way.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
I'm excited for that. There's going to be a ripper.
It's a great it's a great event and having a
trippers along with It is going to be bloody beautiful, mate.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
You love trains.
Speaker 6 (38:59):
I'm a big fan.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ikey.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
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brought to you by.
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Speaker 4 (39:20):
I just don't think I'll be eating anything so dimercious.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
That was really streaming.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
They hiding and fidgetarian options.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
So there was raburger and it was soum.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
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Does he dieamte burger or butter chicken loaded fries.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
I'll be honest. You know whben Burger joints sometimes get
a bit fancy on it, and they took too too much.
You can really get deep inside my coat. But I
have to say the Reburger ones I we had the
better chicken burger.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
It was sensational that I did like it.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Did you enjoy it?
Speaker 5 (40:05):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (40:06):
Well?
Speaker 5 (40:06):
I only sort of pulled the chicken out of half
of Jason's because he left it on the table after
while one got stolen. Because they're so delicious that you
can't leave them alone and save them for later, because
people will see them and think that nobody wants them,
and then they eat them.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
But did you like the beat of your head?
Speaker 6 (40:20):
Yeah?
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and check them out.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Yeah good.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Ah, guys have a chune the Hives, Man.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
I was listening to their album today on my stereo system.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
You're joking that is hilarious.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
I didn't like it.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
She hurt there on the radio Holdarchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening. You know, Philos, I'm looking outside at the
moment on this beautiful spring evening, and I'm thinking to myself, God,
it will be the perfect night to propose to the
one you love.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Oh, it's proposal season.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
A it kind of is apparently spring and summer.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
It's also the wet season, Mike, it's a wet season.
We've gotten to the seventeenth of October, so officially the
Big Show. Spring hasn't started yet, Jase. It's October seventeenth. Yeah, yeah, right, okay.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
But I'm just I'm just talking about today specifically. It's
so beautiful out there.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
Yeah, we called it a beautiful spring day, and I'm
just saying, yeah, yeah, sorry man, sorry ahead of myself that.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
It's proposal season though, rights proposal seasons season.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
It's not rugby league season. It's finished now and it
goes into proposal season.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
It's funny you should say it's proposal season. I went
to TV and Z today with a proposal.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
What did they say?
Speaker 6 (41:39):
Nah? Was that your your? Your? Was it your brothel
tour one?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:44):
Yeah, you wrote a proposal for that? Yeah yeah, Hondy
Joane the Brothel of Doom? Was that what it was called?
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Yes, it was, yes, far and they weren't keen.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Well, let's just say I'm waiting for their response. There
was a bit of ast there.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
Yeah yeah, right, okay, because they certainly hadn't heard of
that idea before.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
No, we certainly hadn't. And I couldn't really picture it either,
but I reckon it ends it on here would be
keen to funded totally.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Man.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Actually, you know who would be keen to fund it
as Diamonds on Richmond. Have you heard of them?
Speaker 2 (42:15):
I have heard of them, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm
not sure that they would really want to be tied
into this particular program.
Speaker 6 (42:21):
Well this is this would be an idea.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Right.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
So you've got Hoidygersbot in the in the Bosom Doom
and now you imagine that because the thing is with it,
and let's be honest, it's an Indiana Jones rip off. Yeah,
he's always after some kind of a treasure. Now, obviously,
in this case, you make the treasure this eight thousand
dollars engagement ring the person that's trying to make it
through all of the different themed rooms in the brothel
(42:47):
as somebody that wants to propose to their partner.
Speaker 6 (42:49):
Now, Jason never did a proper proposal.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
So let's say it is Hoidy j and you go
through all of these rooms and there's all of these
different challenges and ultimately you manage to get the eight
thousand dollars ring. Well that's next time around. This time around,
it's a lot easier.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Can we just say re? Can I just say re?
My proposal?
Speaker 6 (43:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
I just want to remind you fellows that ninety five
percent of the show is good, wholesome, you know TV
sort of community stuff. It's only the last five minutes
that you know, it's the brothels stuff. Yeah, you know
what I mean. I just felt it was important to
reiterate that.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Diamonds on Richmond actually, pugs, can you cluck this off
and send it to Diamonds on Richmond. That'll be stuck.
They'll be thrilled. They have got an eight thousand dollars
diamond engagement ring to give away. And if you know
someone or maybe it's you, someone that needs to bend
the knee has been waiting a long time and should
probably get on with it, heare to hduk you dot
co dot in zid register yourself there. We'll see out
a special huduky knee pad which will help drop the
(43:41):
hint nudge pad.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I think they're cool.
Speaker 5 (43:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll tell you what though, Kezy. So
it's got to be a mess of deterrent, doesn't it
having to get an engagement ring? Yeah, I'd love to propose,
but god, how much we spending on engagement rings these days?
Five grand, eight grand? Like, yeah, it's hard. It would
put you off right, there's a lot of pressures on.
But if you get in, if you win this ring,
(44:05):
happy days.
Speaker 6 (44:06):
Man.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yeah, I mean I didn't even do it an engagement ring,
as you know, didn't you?
Speaker 5 (44:11):
No, no, straight to Well this is a thing, Jays.
It feels like you should be doing something about this.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Man. I mean, I've got a winning ring from the warehouse.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
But you shouldn't go to the warehouse. You should go
to Diamonds on Richmond, the engagement ring specialists. Don't forget
Hodarky dot codo in Zigi yourself and the draw for
the eight grand diamond engagement ring. And if you hit
the dor and say Radio Darky sent you, they'll chuck
in a complimentary pair of diamond ear rings.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Ah, there is it, a new development.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
That's a new development with every engagement ring purchased in October.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Do it beautiful?
Speaker 3 (44:44):
The Killers Hello.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 7 (44:49):
Tune in on Radio g REX.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
There on the Radio hod Archy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
Let's give out some advice.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Texting gmail dot com get in touch with the feeling.
Speaker 6 (45:08):
Sorry man, the help man, that's yours. Sorry man.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
Yeah, Hey, it's a real email address. Meet Patty Nip
sixty nine at gmail dot com. You can reach out
for advice at any time, one hundred percent anonymous, and
you can get your fifty dollars reboog voucher if we
read it out. This is an interesting one. Failers came
across my desk this morning.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Do you have a desk? Actually, that's a good point,
just before you get into it, Keezy, I'm sorry, I
come and need to do prep for the show. Do
I have a desk? No?
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Do you have a bitch and moan?
Speaker 5 (45:41):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (45:42):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (45:43):
But do you want a disk?
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Want a You got one in front of you, man, No,
but I want one with a computer and ship on it.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
No, you are.
Speaker 6 (45:52):
Plugged in?
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Yeah, you know all you are a typewriter on.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
It, preferably an Oliver.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
It's not an Olive. That's not even what it is. Anyway,
here's a nice message that came through Fellers. That's not
exactly advice related. I thought it was interesting, nonetheless, Okay,
kotta guys, just wanted to share something. I'm not doing
well at the moment. I'm a teacher by trade. My
last two jobs I've been working in schools, with kids
who are badly traumatized. And my last job was an
(46:18):
advisor to one of the bosses in the Ministry of Education.
It's not that we were doing God's working that job,
but it was made a lot harder when the government
cut jobs and I ended up doing the job of
three people. Very common nowadays. Yes, anyway, super burnt out,
reasonably depressed and a bit lost, really wondering what to do.
Nick's funnily enough, I'd love to do a podcast, but
even though I've been quite good at my jobs, I
have no self belief anyway. That's not the point. You
(46:42):
guys are the only art form that I can take in,
and it's just guaranteed that I will feel bitter, not
only that I'll be bloody grinning my head off or
giving out a big wheezy laugh. Including on a recent
flight back from Balley with the dudes next to me,
thought I was insane. You guys are funny and great,
but I hope you know that you're working at a
peak performance level and you're just so in the zone
with each other, and it's obvious you're having a good time.
(47:04):
Very conscious you might take the piss out of this,
but I'm writing this getting a wee bit teary because,
apart from my two wonderful kids that I'm worried, I'm
being a bit grumpy of an asshole with at the moment.
Are you the main thing that makes me happy? I
just wanted to tell you I really appreciate that. Cheers Anonymous.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Yeah. Man, Well, let me just say, first and foremost,
everything passes, all right, You're going through a bit of
a rough patch at the moment. Yeah, everything passes. That's
the one certainty in life. So where you are right
now is not going to be where you are maybe tomorrow.
So just give yourself a bit of space, a bit
of time to just work through some stuff.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Yes, go easy on yourself too, Go.
Speaker 5 (47:46):
Easy on yourself, have a couple of darries, and I'd
say take care of yourself.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
So if you're in a place of employment where they
are taking the pess out of you, you and now
you're super burnt out. But it's important work like dealing
with kids is in the first place, or particularly kids
that have suffered trauma. You've actually got to look after
yourself first. So that'd be afraid to walk away and
do another job and maybe you can go back to
(48:16):
that job later, but you've also got a responsibility to
yourself and also to your kids. I've had a really
stressful year as well, not really really realizing that I
was super stressed out, but having come out the other
side of it going oh shit, actually I was really
stressed out and realizing that actually I was grumpy and
all of these things were going on which I wasn't
(48:37):
really aware of at the time, and had I have been,
I would have wanted to do something about it. I mean,
I'm not grumpy, like I'm not jas level psycho gas. Yeah,
you just want to be You've got to be kind
to yourself to be kind to others. And so if
you're carrying this as a heavy load, take a step back.
Have you done to your missus or mister I don't know,
(49:00):
we don't know, GIZI that's the thing. Yeah, right, and
nothing wrong with either, let me say that, I say that, yeah,
but yeah, step back heavy and with your partner there
and work out what you need to do it so
you don't you're not you know, you don't have to
keep on doing this.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Bloody great stuff.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Tell you what fifty dollars reburg about you.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
That's got a hell.
Speaker 5 (49:20):
Hey you cheers for cheers for that email. It's bloody nice,
lovely email. It's really nice.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Thank you very much. Meet patting Up sixty nine at
gmail dot com if you ever need advice.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darchy.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Well there you got your adds. The Big Shoe, dune
and dusted Wednesday, over and done with feels feelers.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
It's a nice little sign off today, Jas it's really
nice from you, Jason.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Thanks, thanks guys.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Extra mustard on it. I like it was there. I
like it when you give one hundred and ten.
Speaker 6 (49:57):
Thanks man eighty.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
Hey now on the podcast out tray today. The only
thing I remember about our discussion before the show was
you guys just going pug sounds ridiculous hat.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
Oh yeah, well we did that for a wee bit,
but mostly it was you and a her of the mood.
And here's a clip of the podcast. Our troche comes
out at seventh thirty tonight and it's entitled good Mood.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
How can you be in a bad mood on a
day like this?
Speaker 5 (50:24):
I tell you how you get called into work an
hour really when you could have been spending.
Speaker 6 (50:27):
This hour out the Sun.
Speaker 5 (50:30):
Yeah, yeah, and I always have.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Yeah. Well the good news was we we managed to
Paul Old Mogi out of it, didn't no worries.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Man, you should listen to that podcast. So if you
enjoy the show, it's like that's chilly chatting. Yeah, it's
kind of it's kind of stupid, really, you know what
I mean. We just turned the microsone, just talking about
ten minutes to get ten minutes. So it's not long.
Let's not God, it doesn't go on.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
He doesn't bang on forever.
Speaker 5 (51:01):
We still leave you wanting less, but it's not you know,
it doesn't take you up your whole day.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Yeah, what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 6 (51:06):
Make mate, I've got a movie premiere to go do tonight.
Speaker 5 (51:10):
It's called tron Eries or aries, or as very confusing
as tron as it could be that and it's got
old made in there, who's apparently not a massive ballache
in this film. Apparently it's quite funny. He just holds it,
you know, he's not It can be divisive, polarizing. Joe
(51:33):
leto I think he's a talent, but he is a
very arrogant son of a bee.
Speaker 6 (51:37):
And why not. He's a great looking man.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Well, I saw him in something and I was trying
to remember and I can't. He was playing an entrepreneur
and annoyed the ship out.
Speaker 5 (51:45):
Yeah, he's got that ability. But anyway, it's it's on imax.
So I'm pretty excited to see that and just to
get out of the house, you know, for a couple
of years.
Speaker 6 (51:53):
It'll be too long. I'll hate it, but at least
the pop gonna be free.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
Yeah, that sounds so good.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Hey, Keysy, I don't care what you're doing tonight, but
what's the tea at your house? I'm I always intrigued.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
I actually don't know, but I know that we'll be
going for a nice after dinner walk though.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
Yeah, to help you prostate well that.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
But also just because now the daylight saving, we go
for our after dinner walks and listens.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
You're still actually you just reminded me. I said to
my wife last night, Now, if it's a nice day
to tomorrow night, we're going for a walk after dinner.
Speaker 6 (52:19):
Sorry, what if it's a nice day tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah, if it's a nice day tomorrow, we'll go for
a walk after dinner.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
Would she say?
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (52:26):
She loves it? Oh, that's good man.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
And what am I having for dinner? Did you say
I have made the best ever Lissen?
Speaker 6 (52:34):
Really I heard that you make the best evil sayn
Is that true?
Speaker 5 (52:38):
Man?
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (52:38):
Man, just another example.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
A day best in the world. Ain't number one? Cheesy
with a bit of spicy mins in there and a
nice green salad on the side.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Keezy, Thanks wasting.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Because I know that you're really interested. Hey, now listen,
Go and check out the Instagram account, Go and check
out the podcast because they are worth it. Man. In
the meantio, I'm have a nice night. We'll see you tomorrow. Mhm.
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