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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 3 (00:12):
This is the biggest, biggest.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Feast, our biggest show, Big Show, Jason Howitch, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (00:21):
It is the Ducky Big Show with Keesy, Mike and
Jason Pugsun as well.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
However, everyone's away all right.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
They've taken a couple of days after they've extended their
long labor weekend and the Big Show will be back
in full come Tuesday. We've got plenty of good stuff
on today's show, however, a couple of chances to win
some great power tools thanks to our mates at IM
one coming up very soon, So get ready to call
one hundred Haducky plus after five o'clock. Grammy Award winning
producer Great New Zealander Joel Little is coming in to

(00:50):
have a chat. He has worked with some of the
biggest names in music. We're talking Lord of course, Khalid, Taylor, Swift,
the list goes on.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Give him a Google.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
He's a genuine almost like a Tikeaway tit bit of
the music world. He's popping an after five bloody excited
to have a Yarn with him, and also huge news
happening around the country of course, with horrific winds striking
around Wellington, around white and up also Canterbury two. I'm
supposed to be flying down to Canterbury at eight thirty

(01:19):
pm tonight. I'll then be m seeing a wedding tomorrow
at three pm, so don't currently have a backup plan.
I am just hoping that the winds sort of ease
off as we get closer to the evening.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Strong wind warning in.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Place until four pm, with gusts forecast to reach one
hundred and forty kilometers an hour. Big shout out to
anyone who's dealing with any of the fallout from this.
We've had trees being blown over, We've had roofs torn
off houses.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
It's not bloody good, is it? Tell you? What is
bloody good? But a pearl jam even flow?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh and of.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
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Speaker 1 (01:55):
Reburger for the Hdarchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
It is the doors Riders on the Storm on Radio
Hodarchy Thursday afternoon. You've got Keyzy and joining me in
the studio right now is also old Pugs and Palla.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
How are you going, man, I'm good man, how are you? Yeah,
good man?

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Just the just the Fowlers here boys man, Jason micro Away.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
We were just hanging out with the boys. It's just
you boys.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, it's cool.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
A yes, So you've got a you've got a best
of moment for us?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Man? What do you do?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
I do I've been in the archives.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
I've been sifting away there, but not in a Hoidy
j way right, in a Pugs Records kind of way, right,
you know what I mean? And I thought this one
was appropriate at first because when it originally aired in
two thousand and twenty two, Wow, maybe early twenty twenty three,
Jace was coming in hot into the office from a

(02:51):
witty jay strange encounter just out the door.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
There is this.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
The one where things go into slow motion. It just
might be gay. I understand that something freaky, freaky happened
to you on the way to work.

Speaker 7 (03:04):
Time, mate.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Jeez, jeez, Louise, I.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
Was I parked my normal part there in sky City.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
You because you're popping before work, don't you. On the
Queen of the Nile, Queen of the Nile.

Speaker 7 (03:19):
She's a.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
She's a pretty harsh mistress.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
She is the old queen of the Naro. Question about it. Anyway.
So I was up there at the lights there and
I heard.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
This, Ah, what was what was it?

Speaker 7 (03:33):
That was a woman screaming? Woman? Yeah.

Speaker 8 (03:37):
You see, I can do all sorts of voices and
accents my languages, and I can never do the female
very well, you know.

Speaker 7 (03:44):
But anyway, and so she was looking at.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
And I look up to the apartment building there and
there's a window cleaner kid. Oh no, he's totally he's
totally clothed, but he's just he's dangling by one foot
by a rope. And he was about twenty feet up
twenty no, sorry about about twenty stories series.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
Crowds are togethered around and he was just dangling by
one screaming his.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Head was screaming like a woman.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
No wow, he was more set up.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, how help?

Speaker 8 (04:25):
And I sort of looked up on and there was
this crowd and I was like, I don't know what happened.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
I was just and I just started sprinting.

Speaker 8 (04:37):
My mind just sort of took over and I was
up the stairs, mate.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Do.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
Just go fold ted up the stairs, and I reckon,
I reckon.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
I did about sort of twenty twenty stories, and about
poor thirty seconds got to where the floor level was.
So you know, I got onto through this door and
there were people making love, and I was, excuse me,
excuse me, emergency, emergency, got out in the balcony and
just leapt before I even thought about it, just leapt,
grabbed hold of the rope, just clung onto the rope,

(05:11):
managed to lift him out. You know what it was like,
lift him up sort of horizontal to me, and you.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
Remember what it was like when you were a kid
on a swing and it was static, said the old
archy bag, trusty, trusty, thrusty.

Speaker 8 (05:25):
Archy archy And he was on my lap, just thrusty.
Swung us back to the balcony. Mate and fortunately a
little sort of it all turned out okay. And but
how a hell of a way to.

Speaker 7 (05:39):
Start the afternoon. I can do but path to me,
I've been working out.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
That morning, was pretty grateful.

Speaker 8 (05:45):
Oh he was kind of indifferent, really, Yeah, yeah, he
didn't really seem to care that much.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, because often those guys will hang from those from
those ropes of their cleaning somewhere that's particularly hard to get.

Speaker 7 (05:56):
All right, you think it might have been deliberate.

Speaker 8 (05:59):
Actually, I actually when I think about it, actually when
I pull them up and stuff, what there you.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
De yeah, doe?

Speaker 8 (06:05):
Do you know I just rest my life to save.

Speaker 7 (06:11):
You saving me?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Well, this is this is a little word of wisdom
that I came up with. Look before you leap, bloody
good mate, capital letters for that one.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Yes, jas here is a national treasure, partly because of
his broadcasting prowess, but mostly because of the amount of
lives that he has saved. This is a waste of Champagne,
super and Ova.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
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Speaker 5 (06:37):
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Where are you calling from from?

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Oh it's pretty average, but we'll give it a shot.

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Thank you very much.

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out all right?

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Oh you're religion bloody rapper.

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Speaker 3 (09:30):
On O eight hundred Hadarky.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy Tune
in four on Radio Hodak.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
The Cranberry is there's zombie on the Hiducky Big Show.
You've got Kezy with you this Thursday afternoon. Jason michaeill
be back on Tuesday after the long weekend. And of
course another big shout out to anyone dealing with you
with IT issues. Currently Hessing, New Zealand, ninety thousand homes
have had their roofs ripped off.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Pugs ninety thousand.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Oh no, sorry, I misread that ninety thousand homes without power.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Sorry.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
What that was is a little lesson on the dangers
of broadcasting and not really just confirming your facts before
you say them on here.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
You really like it's almost like a like a relief
moment for people because it's like, oh my god, the
roofs have come off.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
That's right, I know, it's just power.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
That without power sucks.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
It sucks because their radios won't be plugged in, which
means I can't hear us. Absolutely given it death on Hodaki, Hey,
which best of But have you got for us today?

Speaker 7 (10:25):
Man?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Ah? Today? A whole bunch manber this one right now.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
If there's one thing that the picture has done for,
it's being in touch with our feminine sides. And if
there's one thing that the Fellers know how to do,
it's celebrate all the mothers in our lives.

Speaker 7 (10:37):
Hey, how'd your mother's day go? Mogi?

Speaker 2 (10:41):
I talked to my mum briefly in the morning. She
had a bridge tournament because she's in the mid seventies,
so she plays bridge dominates each year dominates. So it
was a very brief fit with her. And then what
do we do for the old the missus?

Speaker 9 (10:55):
The indy.

Speaker 7 (10:57):
Flowers?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Obviously? Yes, okay, I got some flowers, got some flowers, breakfast,
some bed for me?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
She made you breakfast, some bed.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, you know because on Sunday, Yeah, usually Sunday is
my day.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
Did she bring the paper and the coffee and as well?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, paper, so we get the paper, deliver to the house.
We'll get the Yeah. And actually we had some cinnamon
wheels as well. I said, I have a cinnamon wheel.
Thinks She's like, there's only one left? I thought, I
could have that because it's Mother's Days. I'd like the
cinnamon roll, thank you. And it was about actually made

(11:36):
some noises about wanting to go out for dinner something
something something, but I wanted to go and get on
the hammer, which I did.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
Yeah, nice, nice, nice. I spoke to my mum too. Actually, God,
she goes on just bleed.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
And yeah, kids, and you never visit.

Speaker 8 (11:56):
He's deteriorating mentally as well. God knows what she's craping
on about, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
And you broke my check, tend to tune out.

Speaker 8 (12:04):
Yeah, and she's forever losing your teeth, you know what
I mean, and caring us like Mum, I don't know
you look down at the other end of the country.

Speaker 7 (12:11):
How am I going to find your teeth? You know
what I mean?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Didn't you put.

Speaker 7 (12:15):
This is a funny thing. He's even one.

Speaker 8 (12:16):
It's like, you know, it's her place isn't safe for
her anymore. She's always breaking her heap and losing her teeth,
and you're falling.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
Over and.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
House is on the person.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
Look, she's living in the.

Speaker 8 (12:29):
Family home and it's a shithole and it's two story
as well.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
You know what I'm saying just saying, oh, you've got
to move her out. You've got to do this.

Speaker 8 (12:37):
Have you seen the price of retirement homes with a
thing about what she's not?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
The thing is, I don't so much mind the cost,
you know, because it means she's going to be well
looked after. The problem is every penny spent on her care,
there's a penny out of my inherit exactly.

Speaker 8 (12:52):
That is exactly. My point is that all I see
is her bank balance.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
Do do do do do do jays?

Speaker 7 (13:01):
You know, irritant do doo do doo do doo? Do
some serious bills to pay mode? You got to find
a balance, yeah, totally, you know, and you just you
started doing poos and that stuff. You know.

Speaker 8 (13:13):
It's just like, oh, yeah, that's when you need close
family because I get the family in the area to
sort of how do.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
You wing me? Twice a year?

Speaker 8 (13:21):
But if you heard the ship you're talking about, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Do you know what I did for my mom?

Speaker 7 (13:27):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Mate?

Speaker 7 (13:28):
I saw? It's your mom last night at the gig.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
She's looking fantastanks mate, you think you are?

Speaker 9 (13:34):
So?

Speaker 5 (13:34):
I cooked her bacon and eggs for bricky for a diffuser.
Nice little linen, the flavored diffuser there, and then gave
you your missus my mum, now, my mom, this is
my mom on what was your realized staying it's not
you can't get a neb outside of a doctor's and.

Speaker 8 (13:57):
Act now you can actually now, geezy, have you looked
into Yeah yeah, because we were worried you're getting a bit.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Weeze, so I cooked your breakfast, gave her a diffuser
which is real nice, and then a couple of tickets.

Speaker 7 (14:08):
She got a bit wheezy as well.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
No the diffuser, no diffuses for smell likes, just to
make the places smell nice.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Oh god yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Else, and then a couple of tickets to the old
Kezy stand up show, but they were free.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Well yeah, but she doesn't need to know that. Good
on your mate, your mate, thanks fellas, Good on your mate.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
The Big Show back in full come Tuesday. Just a
little update on my situation. I am flying out to
christ Church this evening eight thirty pm. I've just seen
a couple of flights have in facts landed at christ
Church Airport with the wind and whatever happening larger planes
though the smaller ones seem to be getting post bones
so fingers crossed.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
I will be at that wedding tomorrow. Is Radiohead for the.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
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Speaker 5 (14:53):
Give Me Shelter The Rolling Stones one of my favorite
albums of all time, lit It Bleed.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
It is Friday night.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
It's not to day. It's Thursday afternoon on the Big Show.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
It's Friday for you, it's Friday for me because I'm
going down to Canterbury tonight hopefully, if weather permitting. M
seeing a wedding tomorrow and Jason Mike are off and
they'll be back Tuesday. So long story short, Big Show
back in full on the Tuesday. Short story short. Pugs
is in because we're gonna chat TV.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
What on the Turlly with Mike Minogue. Yes, yes, now Pugs. Hello.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Last night after the show, you went and watched the
brand new Bruce Springsteen biopic.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
I did.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
How was it?

Speaker 7 (15:39):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (15:40):
Man? It was a movie, for sure, it was a
piece of movie.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
It was a movie.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
You hated it.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
I didn't hate it.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Why did you hate it?

Speaker 6 (15:50):
I didn't What was it about the movie that you hated?
I wanted more?

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Are you a Bruce Springsteen fan? No?

Speaker 6 (15:58):
And I think Bruce Springsteen fans would love it because
they played Bruce Springsteen music in the movie about Bruce Springsteen.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
You see, So is it like a Bohemian Rhapsody situation? Oh,
we're not that bad where you know.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
I watched it for the first time.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
I loved it because it was on the big screen
and it was Queen and you know, it was awesome.
And then I watched it again and it just was
a bit bad. No offense if you like that film,
by the way, because a lot of people do love but.

Speaker 6 (16:23):
Saying off here, you wanted to cause the most defense
possible to people that like that film.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
I did say that off here, Yeah, but was it
a bit like that?

Speaker 6 (16:30):
I am working on slowly a ranking of all these
biopic movies as I watched them. Rocketman's still my favorite, right,
that's the Oulton John far so far in wa that
was pretty fun, yeap, not as good?

Speaker 3 (16:43):
What does that stand for?

Speaker 7 (16:44):
Again?

Speaker 3 (16:44):
What's that?

Speaker 6 (16:48):
And this one I just wanted some more. Man I
thought they showed has struggled a little bit. Obviously, when
you watch a movie, you want some kind of conflict
or something to resolve, or something to fight or something
to overcome. And he did have some stuff that he encountered,
and then it got to the part where he would
overcome them, and then it was like, yeah, that's the movie.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
Oh really, So you genuinely just wanted it to finish
better than it did.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
I actually have an ending.

Speaker 6 (17:12):
I know, I wanted it to I wanted there to
be more to tell. I didn't feel like it was
what was told was beautifully shot. Jeremy Allen White, he's
a great actor. Yeah, I think he kind of went
up and down in terms of his commitment to being
Bruce Springsteen there, but other than that, it.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Just it was just like, Okay, that looks nice.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
Well, I watched the clip earlier today on Instagram and
it was Bruce Springsteen reacting.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
So what's the name of the actor?

Speaker 5 (17:38):
The English actor who was an adolescence, Stephen Graham, Stephen Graham,
who plays Bruce Springsteen's dead and he said he really
captured exactly what my dad was like.

Speaker 6 (17:46):
He I mean, Stephen Graham is an incredible actor. I've
watched him for a long time and he was really
good in this. Yeah, it was really really good, and
he was a big part of the thing that Bruce
did have to overcome in the movie, and one of
the more emotional parts. There was just a huge bit
where he went to deal with his problems and then
it was like that's the movie he did it.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Oh wow, yeah, same listen. Still worth a watch, especially
if you're a Springsteen fan.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
One hundred percent. I gave it a three point two
five buzzies.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
Three point twenty five buzzies out of five. What's the
name of that film? By the way, I don't actually
know the name of it.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
The USA Bruce Springsteen the movie.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Right, Okay, I'm on fire, The Bruce Springsteen movie that
is out right now in cinemas, by the way, go
check it out. Coming up after five o'clock on the
Big Show, another chance to win a power tool courtesy
of our friends at IM. This time the tool is
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plus after five point thirty Grammy Award winning Great New Zealander,

(18:49):
Great Songwriter, Great producer Joel Little, former frontman of Good
Night Nurses, coming in to have a bit of a yarn.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
I'm bloody fizzed up for that.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
The hold King Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
I here's the hid Hockey Big Show. No Jason, Mike,
just Kesey. Those feelers are on holiday. They'll be back
after labor weekends, so come Tuesday the Big Show will
be back in full, one big happy family.

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(20:03):
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Speaker 5 (20:51):
If you love the Warriors like I love the Warriors,
you'll be thrilled to know that Luke Metcalfe has extended
his contract and will be staying with us through till
the end of twenty twenty eight. Three million years of
Luke metcalf playing for the Wars.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
It's massive.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
I was pretty confident, in fact that he was going
to ditch us and go overseas to a more of
a more of a glamour club. But no, Luki Mitt
is staying right here in New Zealand. How bloody good
is that anyway? Back to the competition, the big shows
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(21:27):
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it's valued it over nine hundred bucks. It has a hammer,

(21:49):
drill driver, a Hicks impact driver, a battery and a
charger as well. Let's go to the lines and see
who's playing for this. Bad boy, Robbie, you're mayor bastard.
How's life man?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Not too bad?

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Bloody? Good bro? What do you do for a crust?

Speaker 4 (22:03):
I'm an engineer.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Oh nice man, that's backbone stuff. And where are you
calling from? Chrish nice Robbie. Do you have a good memory,
my friend?

Speaker 7 (22:12):
Sometimes?

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Okay, okay, what day is it?

Speaker 7 (22:17):
That's a good one? Thursday?

Speaker 5 (22:19):
Yeah, yeah, you know you'll be sweet with this competition, man,
Super easy to do, Robbie. I'm going to list off
ten tools. I just need you to hit me back
with at least five of them, right, all right, all right,
here we go, angle drill, impact wrench, chod planer, drill driver,
third hammer, multi tool, angle grinder, pug sander, blower, chainsaw.

(22:45):
Your time starts now.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Angle grinder, impact driver, third hammer, blower, multitool, angle driver.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Oh mate, you've got sex weld one. Man, you've got
that tool?

Speaker 5 (22:54):
Brother, nice, so good man, Just realize I actually tell
you personally what that tool is. It is a the
m a teen field two Pie's powerpack featuring a hammer,
drill driver, and an impact driver as well, valued at
over nine hundred dollars my friend.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Oh beauty, how good mate.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
I'll chuck you on holding old pugs on and sort
that out for you.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
All right, cheers, man, Thank you?

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Actually, hey, Robbie, you're still there?

Speaker 7 (23:16):
Men here?

Speaker 8 (23:17):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Hey, what's the wind down there?

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Like at the moment, so not or too bad where
I am, but it's obviously pretty nighly around around the area.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
I think courst it's been pretty lucky really, yeah, yeah,
I'm flying down there tonight after the show for a
winning tomorrow and you have you noticed it ease off
a wee bit.

Speaker 7 (23:34):
Yeah, it's definitely calling down a bit.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Now, what time you landing, I'll.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
Be around ten o'clock, i'd say, so it should be
fine by then, hopefully.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Yeah, i'd say you'd be right, bloody rapper. All right,
thanks for that, Robbie, enjoy your till awesome man.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Cheers Buddy.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Little bonus info there never hurt anyone. Here's Arim, the
one I love. Coming up next on The Big Show
another Best of the Big Show moment, plus award winning
Grammy Award winning producer Joel Little coming in for a chat.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurdarky.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Ramble on sing my song It is led Zeppelin on
the Huducky Big Show Thursday afternoon with Kezy and also
Pugsun Jason Mike will be back on Tuesday. The Big
Show back together as one big, happy family for now,
though Old Pugsun has dug up another best of moment
from the archives of The.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Big Show, Pugs where are we heating?

Speaker 7 (24:23):
Two?

Speaker 3 (24:23):
For this one?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Man?

Speaker 6 (24:24):
We're heading to a time before there were meet Patty Nips,
especially before there were Meet Patty Nips sixty nine at
gmail dot.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Com, but prior to our advice segment.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
When we had advice segments for every single subject known
to men, and even before the pit chat that I
made the sting for we going old school pit Chat
twenty twenty two pit Chat?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Does anyone get killed or do any pitts get harmed?
In anyway? Hey, you don't know if you don't listen, brother,
so just tune in.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Hey, guys, any idea what board games dogs like when
it's raining? Any idea what board games dogs like when
it's raining?

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yachtsy a dog rolling five dice at once.

Speaker 8 (25:14):
Jase, I'm talking about the Yachtzi that's in the sort
of plastic cap.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
R Boggle.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
You're thinking, yeah, boggle?

Speaker 7 (25:24):
Is it boggle? There's also a yachtzy game trivial pursuit.
Trivial pursuit. Ye dog with.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
General knowledge, they they're useless, right, Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:36):
I would have said.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
Monopoly, Checkers, Chess playing a dog at chess? Good a guys,
My dog keeps getting into the compost. How do I
stop him? A few months ago I found a string
hanging out his ass with a tag on it. So
I pulled it and a pippermint tea bag came out.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Oh my, they're actually happened with Tinker. Oh your dog. Yeah,
she's been getting too the compost up the back and
she had a like string hanging out of her buzz
nasty in this and I pulled it and just kept
on coming. It was like a magician, Like magicians, keep
on keept on Cavion and cam and camon. Then a

(26:15):
size of eleven cheery red Doc Martin boot came out.

Speaker 7 (26:18):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (26:19):
Yeah, that's amazing because she's a small dog, she can
pack it away.

Speaker 10 (26:23):
Man.

Speaker 7 (26:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (26:25):
And also you've got to be you've got to be
really conscious to her pulling the cord in that scenario,
you know what I mean, because you can have a
sort of blow up, sort of parachute action going on totally,
or they can just start.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Via question, how do you keep the dog out of
the compost?

Speaker 7 (26:42):
Close the door?

Speaker 8 (26:44):
And can I just say, by the way, in terms,
that's fatal to a dog. But my I told you
that story about my dog getting in the compost. Took
her to the vet, and the vet made me hold
a tray, gave us some medications she did a big
dog vomb into the tray that I was holding, right,
because that's the only thing they can do is to
get it out of them.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
I'm surprised you didn't have to just taken the duvet
off your beer because she loves having a puke on
that as well.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
And wheeze and peas.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Did they make you hold the trays?

Speaker 7 (27:11):
It was after ours and he made me hold the tray.

Speaker 8 (27:13):
I like that actually, And then I had a bit
of a as well.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Get a guys, my dog chewed all the essential rubber
wall lining on my fancy front loader washing machine.

Speaker 8 (27:25):
Back paddock, yeah, back paddock, yeah yeah, take her out
of the back paddock.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Hey, guys, does worm cream work for Does worm cream
for dogs work on humans? Asking for a mate?

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Cheers Fozzy.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah it's good enough, man, it's close enough. It doesn't
quite kill them, but it stuns the bastards.

Speaker 8 (27:47):
And look, just on that front, you don't need any
kind of medication for the old human worms. Just get
the torch out, just spread the cheek a little bit
at night, sign them on and they come towards the.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Geeze about a worm Jason tape Nosey, Yeah, yeah, right
at a party action. So what you do is you
got the light, like Ja says it, and there could
be anything. Yes, a torch a headlamp is really good.
It's perfect, but light it can get a bit herey

(28:20):
if you know what I mean. Yeah, and then you
make a noose, a noose, a noose by the nurse, right,
and then you just hang it there. And then when
the tapeworm sticks it's head out, you just web it
out right.

Speaker 8 (28:34):
And either way, don't check that tape worm away bait
good eating, it's good bait.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah, you're good eating for the fresh run.

Speaker 7 (28:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Wow, good to hear some good old fashioned pitch had.
Actually it's been a bloody long time. Don't forget. You
can still get pet advice. You can get in touch
with us with our advice email. Meet Patty Nips sixty
nine at gmail dot com. If we read your advice
out on the radio show All the podcast, you do
get a fifty dollars reburg about And just a quick
disclaimer for anyone who has asked questions at that very

(29:03):
email address.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
We do a bit of a.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Backlog, so we will make our way to your question.
To just keep on listening and we'll get there shortly.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Up next Joe.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Little Bit The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio hdarky.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Ah Beautiful fade out there.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
It is Green Day on the Huducky Big Show Thursday
afternoon with Kezy and joining me in studio right now
a very special guest, a Grammy winning producer who's worked
with some of the biggest names in music. But he
is from right here in New Zealand. His name is
Joel Little Joel, thank you so much for coming to
the studio.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Thanks for having me. Man, good to be here.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Now, are you coming in just to say good aay
because you're a huge fan of Ducky or are we
sort of promoting something.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Mainly the first thing, but we are also here to
promote something.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Yeah, yeah, right, so I understand, and we'll get into
your amazing career shortly. But you and your lovely wife
have set up a it's been running for a few years,
but you've set up a sort of a foundation trying
to help young aspiring music get better access to you know,
recording studios and things.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Right, yeah, well it's more of a it's more of
a place. So we have a place in Morningside in
Auckland called Big Fan, which has multiple recording studios and
then an all ages venue downstairs that is a charity,
but we run a bunch of programs out of there.
To give the whole idea with it was we wanted

(30:24):
to build a very high end studio and venue space
that we would then give as many people access to
as possible to kind of help people upschool, chase their
dream of era of doing music and just be just
have the experience of being in a place that is
like welcoming and encouraging and hopefully will inspire some people
to further their careers.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
Well, it's one of those, and I think media then
you know radio and TV and all sorts of things
in the same vein. You turn eighteen seventeen, you leave
high school and you go, I'd love to do this
music and media being one of them, being an actor
things like that, and you go, but don't know how
to do it, so I'll just get a rig a job.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
So was that your experience coming through as well.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Yeah, I mean I had no idea what I was
going to do, and I feel like I just kind
of followed my nose and have just ended up in
an incredible possession. But also I mean I knew that
I loved music and I wanted to do it in
some way, shape or form. But like over the years,
especially early on, you know, I was in good Night
Nurse and that was awesome fun, but it made us
zero dollars and so yeah, right, that was fine until

(31:27):
I had a family, and then I was like, shit,
how do you actually like make a living off of
music and support a small child? Yeah, so I was
doing everything. I was doing covers, gigs and like set
up a label and I was just trying all sorts
of stuff out just so that I didn't have to
get a normal job.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Yeah, because I mean, like good Night Nurse, for example,
I'm assuming you guys didn't start, which, if you don't know,
is like a classic key Week punk rock band that
I remember listening to. You guys must have got started
more in a garage rather than a high end studio.
They're right, yeah, yeah, exactly. We're in Jaden's garage.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
And even with band, I feel like like Big Fan
as a place for me is like we always had
I always had throughout my career, especially early on, just
people that would kind of say the right thing at
the right time, like the right encouraging word, or like
my music teacher at high school, even when I quit
music class, would still let us come in and practice
gross in the music room at lunchtime, even though we

(32:18):
weren't studying it. And just people like that who do
little things that keep the fire going for you. And
so because I've had that experience multiple times in me,
like if that person hadn't said that, then maybe I
wouldn't be where I am. Now, that's kind of what
we want big Fan to be. And yeah, we started
in the garage. I had a guy so that we
couldn't find a singer for good Night Nurse, and I
had a guy say to me, you know, why don't
you just do it? And I was like, well, I
can't actually sing in this and he was like, well,

(32:40):
either you'll get better or you'll meet someone by like
being out there, you know, playing gigs that can sing
and like otherwise you could be sitting around waiting for
and singer forever. So just little pieces of advice like
that that I've had that that's what we want big
Fan to be for people.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Because that's even in my career in radio and stuff.
So I've been in the industry for I think about
fourteen years now, TV blah blah blahlah blah. But I
I think if I had had the pieces of advice
that was sprinkled throughout that fourteen years, I could almost
get to where I am now in half that time, right.
And it's almost as you're saying, you need to hear
the right thing at the right time and be pushed
in the right direction. So you have had an incredibly

(33:16):
successful career, as I said, You've worked with some of
the biggest names of music. What has made you want
to come back to New Zealand and set up a
foundation to help other young kiwis get into music?

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Are you not fulfilled enough already?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Joel?

Speaker 4 (33:28):
I mean I feel like it. I mean to me,
it's just it feels good to give back and to
do things for other people. And I feel like if
I hadn't had the success that I've had and saw
somebody else in my position not doing something to help out,
I'll be like, what a.

Speaker 9 (33:43):
What a dick?

Speaker 7 (33:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Right, Okay. I feel like there's a little bit of
I don't know, and I put it on myself, a
bit of a responsibility that I feel there to just
just because I know that I wouldn't that I was
lucky to have the right situation to make me be
able to become this producer and whatever and have this
career that i've. So I just I feel like it's
that there are so many people that are talented in

(34:05):
New Zealand and I want them to have that same
sort of opportunity. Yeah, because like you say, it is
I could have. There were so many things I had
to figure out for myself a long way as well.
And so Big Fan is like all the gear there
is amazing. The live venue sounds great. Like when we
used to play, We're playing these crappy little places and
just you couldn't even really hear yourself and no one
could really hear. It was just like a big noise wall.

(34:26):
Yeah right, But a Big Fan you can hear what
everybody's doing and it sounds great. And it's just for
a free young band to be able to have that
and then play a gig and be like, oh man,
like our basse player sucks or you know, whenever it
might be like, so that they can work on it.

Speaker 8 (34:38):
You know.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
It's like it's that it's that type of place, and
so yeah, it feels good to be doing it.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Awesome.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
So Big Fan dot co dott is it is the
website if you'd like to go along and find out
more information. And you guys are doing a fundraising exercise
at the moment you've said your match at dollar for
dollar for every dollar that comes into a limit of
fifty thousand dollars. Yeah, so you're hoping to get about
one hundred thousand dollars to put into Big and what
will this money go towards?

Speaker 4 (35:02):
So we run a bunch of free programs there, and
the three years that we've been open, we've done something
like thirty five free programs and they range from like
from mentorships where we pair like an aspiring producer and aspiring
event promoter up with someone that's been doing it for
years to help them like further their their careers. We
do residencies where people will just we just give them

(35:23):
a free studio time to come and work on whatever
project that is that they're working on. We do writing camps,
we do seminars, all sorts of stuff, and we always
have so many more people apply for them than we
have spaces. Yeah, and so we just want to do more.
We just want to be able to give more people
the opportunity to get in the door. And so the
idea is that, yeah, there's any any donations, we'll just

(35:45):
go straight to that to more programs for next year.
Like you say, my wife and I gonna are going
to match it dollar for dollar.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Sweet.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Yeah, and you can. You can donate at Big Fan
dot cota in z or if you've got cash, just
stick it through the letterbox and yeah, we'll take care
of it.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Bloody Rapper, Well, Big Fan, doc Co dott in zid
go along there.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Have a look.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
You might not have any cash yourself, but you might
know someone who does have some cash. In the meantime,
we'll get back to chatting with Grammy Award winning producer
and songwriter Joel a little.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
In the meantime, we're going.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
To go back to the early days of the career
with a bit of good night, nurse, this is taking over.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
And what year did this one come out?

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Joel?

Speaker 4 (36:19):
I honestly don't even know. I feel like this was
probably like two thousand and five or six.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Hell yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hold Ike.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
I don't think anyone. I don't think anyone would have
guessed that that guy would have been the guy that
ended up doing songs with Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
I know, right, very unlikely, hugely unlikely. It's good Night Nurse.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
They're taking over, and I've got Joel Little, who, as
we've said, has helped some of the hugest names of music,
like Taylor Swift, Lord of course, which is sort of
how things started for you. But originally you were in
good Night Nurse. And we haven't heard that song in
so long, almost twenty years.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah, twenty years old. That song, Joe, What the heck?

Speaker 1 (36:58):
I know?

Speaker 4 (36:59):
I know, man, it's actually wild to think about that.
I've been doing this for twenty plus years.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
It's been pretty good to you though. So two thousand and.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
It would have been two thousand and twelve or twenty thirteen.
I was working at another radio station in Auckland. I
was an intern, and my job was to go through
all of the sort of demos that had been sent
in and find one to play and feature for the
next month.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
And I found a four song demo from.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
Lord, and I listened to that and I spent my
entire it was busy work for the intern who was useless.
Now spend my entire day listening to different bands and things,
some of whom have you gone on to do awesome things.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
But put this on.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
I was like, holy cow, this check is amazing. And
the song I actually loved was love Club and if
you aren't familiar with the song, look it up Lord
love Club. And then I think the bosses ended up
listening and said, no, Royals is the one.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
We like that one. No need to explain what happened
with Royals that went massive?

Speaker 5 (37:53):
It won a Grammy, right yeah, yeah, one two Grammys,
two Grammys Royals, which you helped Ella create. And then
I remember Ella like baked muffins for the radio station
and things like that. And then you see where she's
at now and you're at now as well. It's mind
blowing stuff seeing Kiwis do so well job.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Thank you, Yeah, I mean it was mind blowing for
us too, just that whole, very unexpected whole thing, the
way that it played out. I mean, we thought that
we'd done something cool, but we just it was like
a free download. She put it up on SoundCloud for
three right, yes, so it wasn't even like and no,
she'd never even played a gig or anything. Her whole
thing was like, I'm fifteen years old and none of
my friends have credit cards because this was kind of

(38:30):
pre Spotify being what it is now. Yeah, so the
label like, yeah, you should just put it off for free?

Speaker 7 (38:35):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Yeah, and it just kind of snowbolled. It was wild.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
It was well because you know, it started over on
that smaller radio station I was working on that, it
went to some of the big hits ones like ZDIM
for example, and then it went international and you can
just see this thing growing. Can you please give us
some of the big names that you have worked with
because we're on Radio Hodarchy. You know we played the
Chilis and the Phillies and led Zeppelin. Yeah, but there
are some massive artists for example you mentioned earlier Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Yeah. Yeah, not a lot of Hurdaki, but it's okay.
For example, Aura Taylor Swift, imagine Dragons, he might play
a little bit, and then we did yeah, Khalid, Sean Mendez,
Nile Horn far out.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Yeah, there's there's been a lot it.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Do you do you have you still got and did
you ever have impost syndrome?

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Like what the hell?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Am I doing here? I'm from good Night Nurse.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
I feel like a lot of most musicians have emphoster
syndrome because it's such a weird it's a hard thing
to like. I feel like it's a hard thing to
get an ego of, like being able to write a
good song, because you write so many bad songs right
on the road to writing the good ones, and even
when you've written some good ones, you still write really
crappy ones in between, like a good one and another
good one.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Right, So you're keeping yourself on chit.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
I'm getting humbled every day trying to write songs and
just be like, man, that sucks, and then I just
I'll try again tomorrow. And then you know, I'll have
a day where I write a good song and I'm like,
I'm the man, and then the next day I'll write
a crap one and I'm like, oh, I sucking. We're
going to write another good one.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
But we don't see any of that or hear any
of that. We only hear the big ones that get through,
and you go, man, this dude is on fire.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
So I'm assuming we don't get into the details too much,
but you know, your sort of your livelihood depends on
writing songs, teaming up, co labbing those songs, going well
with big artists. Is there a song that you were
just so thankful that you were a part of.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
I mean, Royal's for sure.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Royal's was the one that started it.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Yeah, ro was the one that started. I mean, that's
that's been huge, Young, Dumb and Broke by Khalid, Right, song,
like a song that's just kind of like the gift
that keeps on.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
So you wrote that? Yeah, oh my god, Yeah that's
a great song.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Thanks. I read it with Khalid and another guy called
Till write it. Yeah, the three of us wrote it.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
Yeah yeah right, And so what about like, for example,
getting on a Taylor Swift song because she's the biggest artist.

Speaker 7 (40:43):
In the wild.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah. I did four or five songs on
her album called Lover, So yeah, I mean that was
that was huge. The songs that we did, we're all
I think four or three or four of them were singles.
So it was yeah. I mean all of that stuff
is just like you just gotta pinching yourself.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Man.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
It's it's crazy. But also I feel like at that point,
I just I put in a lot of time, and
I was kind of ready for the ready to step
up to the challenge.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
You knew you could do it as well.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I think so. I just
I don't know, you kind of have to go into
it with a bit of with a bit of self belief, yeah,
and just trust that, Like, you know, she wouldn't advanced
to work with me if you didn't like what I what.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
I did, right, So is that is that how it works?

Speaker 6 (41:20):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (41:20):
So people say, oh, I like what you did with
that track, I wouldn't mind working with you.

Speaker 7 (41:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Yeah, people reach out. I mean I'll reach out, especially
to like new artists. I'll reach out and be like,
oh that's cool, that could be cool to because I
love working with new artists as well as the more
established ones, just helping them kind of find their sound.
And like with Killeen with with Lord and you know,
and I did like Noah Khan's first two albums. He's
obviously a massive superstar. Now I just didn't do his
He calls me a stepping stone because this really successful

(41:45):
album came afterwards. But but I just I love that.
I love like helping an artist figure things out from
the echo. Yeah, so you're going to tell us for
sweating or what. No, I don't think I'm quite I'm
not quite in the in a circle enough for that.
I'm probably on like one of the outer rings okay,
of the you know, of the planet that is tell
us with Yes.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
Sorry, man, it's a shame because I'm going. I was
hoping i'd have a familiar face there.

Speaker 7 (42:09):
Grats.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Yeah, all right, well yeah, let me know how it goes.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
It's gonna be great. I'm very excited.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Well, look, Joel little thank you so much for coming
in the studio man. As mentioned prior, if you'd like
to get involved and donate to help Joel's calls, go
to big Fan, dot co, dot m Z. They're looking
for fifty thousand dollars in donations, and then Joel and
your wife jim at will match that, hoping you get
one hundred thousand dollars to get more talented Kiwis in
recording studios and performing live as well. Joel, thank you

(42:37):
so much for coming in.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Thank you man. Yeah, and every little bit counts. You
don't have to give me a fifty thousand dollars in
one go, you just five dollars. Is also a good
amount to give. Just anything like that. Hell very helpful. Yeah,
Big Fan dot co dot in ZID.

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Speaker 2 (44:13):
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They're back in black. Remind me Pugs. What does a
CDC stand for?

Speaker 7 (45:52):
I don't know.

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Isn't it alternating current? Direct current?

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Sure, you're on the Big Show, by the way, with
Kezy and Pugs, Old Mogi and Hoody j are back
on Tuesday. There In the meantime, we're doing best of
the Big Show. This clip is entitled Mike helps Neighbor.
Is this from when he was living on Waihiki?

Speaker 3 (46:08):
This is where Mike helps his neighbor?

Speaker 6 (46:10):
Oh yeah, No, the Fellows used to be real community
men now that they were very involved, almost like Homeowners'
Association levels of being involved in the community. And this
was Mike helping up with the old lady next to
he Oh, the.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Old lady next door. So this is Maureen, the neighbor
down the road there, her husband. She's old, but she
got plenty of life back in a lot of fight,
he said, feisty. Yeah yeah. And her husband passed away recently,
so she's on her own. She hasn't got a lot
of family that lived locally. Sure, so I've been helping
her out. But she come over and showed me how
to make jam, and she caught her apron on fire,

(46:44):
so I threw jam on her to put the fire. Unfortunately,
the jam course third degree beers. But she's looking pretty good.
Oh you know what I.

Speaker 8 (46:51):
Find it because I'm like this with my old neighbor Bill,
you know what I mean. They come back from adversity
like nobody's business because from a different generation. Yeah, like cockroaches,
well very much.

Speaker 7 (47:01):
They just won't die.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
No, And so I've been helping her out around there
and she's.

Speaker 11 (47:07):
Say, oh, no, i'd rather you didn't. I'd rather you didn't.
I can, I can take care of it. So like
worene come on. She's like, no, honestly, I've got it covered, Mike.
I just wish you'd leave me alone. I was like, look, Maureen,
I'm not taking over an answer you all right. She's
like maur And I'm like, Maureen, shut up, sit down.
And then I was just sort of out there helping
her with her housework and that, doing a bit of

(47:28):
vacuumine and just doing the dishes and that. But I
it's one of those things because she's so old, you
know how they just collect all that crap.

Speaker 7 (47:37):
Oh yeah, and things like that.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
It's unreal, man, there's vasa's every available surface. Nick Knack, Yes,
curios just these, you know, all the sort of garbage,
which you know, she said it's got sentimental value, but
I mean, to me, I'll be honest with you, it
just looks like garbage year. And she had this little

(48:02):
vaz tacky bloody thing it was, and I'm going around
doing the vacuum, and I knocked the bastard over right
in the fireplace. It was over the fire there. Yes,
because she gets quite pissy when I when I break
his stuff, you know, but she's got so much keesy,
so she needs to just calm down because she's got
to think about getting better after all their burns on that, right,

(48:25):
and so anyway, so I vacuumed all that up and
then I ducked off more emill leave you to Then
she calls me up, what happened to John? What happened
to John? I said, look, more than you're going to
have to calm down. I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway,
it turns out that that vase yes had John's ashes.

(48:46):
I dropped them and smashed them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see,
calm down, calm down, I've just vacuumed them up. It's
all good.

Speaker 7 (48:53):
Yeah, yes, it'll be in the sack.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Yeah, that's what I thought. But then I actually I
had emptied it out. Oh yeah, so that's all good.
So all I did was I just got something out
of the fireplace at our joint. Yeah, just swept out
in there, none the wiser, none the wiser.

Speaker 7 (49:08):
Oh, I know.

Speaker 8 (49:10):
She probably would have forgotten about it within about ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Yeah, it was just something there.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Yees.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
You know in reality, John's actually like maybe in the
landfill now yeah, yeah, which is I mean six one
half doesn't know the other to be honest, eazy, he
would like that. Well, it's the thing. He was actually
a he was a garbo. Yeah really yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (49:31):
Well it's poetic then, isn't it. I mean it's the
way it should have been.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
No, that's right. Yeah, Mareen the ra what a good bastard?
Who moreen? No you for sending her husband to the dump,
well sending them home? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess
you know, yeah you could say my hero is it?

Speaker 7 (49:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I know you don't.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
In the community, you know what I mean? And yeah,
there's plenty more stuff I can do around your place actually,
oh I'm sure.

Speaker 8 (50:00):
Yeah, yeah, Well good on you mate, it's great to
help the old folk out, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (50:04):
You know what I mean to give back a little bit.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
But the thing is, you know, you start helping the match.
She's got no one else you see now Minogio gets remembered.
The old will there.

Speaker 8 (50:13):
Oh yeah, all these benefits a ride mate, Good on you.

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Speaker 1 (52:48):
The Darchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodaki.

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November Rain, Guns n' Roses, Keezy and pugsn It's almost November.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Pugs Man, what's up? With that, You've always been a comedian.
I've always said that about you. Thanks man, What best
of the moment have you got for us?

Speaker 9 (53:06):
Ah?

Speaker 6 (53:07):
This is from before Chris Key became the biggest name
on the comedy stage.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
When did you X gig? By the way, I've given up,
You've given it up.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Yeah, it's just too hard to pursue like stand up comedy,
because I did do some last year. The reason people
who are good are good at it is because they
are freaking doing it multiple times every week, and a
lot of them a getting paid nothing to do it.
It's a huge, like you know, thing to get into. Oh,
it's a huge undertaking. Yeah, and I couldn't do it justice.
I think one day I'll have another crack at it properly,

(53:38):
but for now, I'll just stick.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
To the old Big Show.

Speaker 6 (53:40):
Well, in the meantime, mate, why don't we look back
on one of your first memories as a stand up comic.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Doing your practice with the Fellers on the Big Show.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
I've got a new opening line that I think you
guys will love it, okay, because I mean we've been
workshopping and it's been really helpful.

Speaker 7 (53:53):
And after that, oh, oh you need the background.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
But it's your first You got to walk out.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Okay, how I let me get the background ready.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Actually you can't do your joke and they're back there.

Speaker 7 (54:04):
Yeah right true that welcome to the sage. What only.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Boo? That'll be me. You're in the front row to a.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Ah.

Speaker 7 (54:19):
Are you going to start off every gig with? Oh?

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Like you're shocked to be there?

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Get over.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
My name's CAZy. I'm gonna do some observational comedy for you.

Speaker 8 (54:29):
Now stick with that. The observational comedy. You're gonna tell
them what comedy you're doing.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
You're gonna go I'm gonna do some.

Speaker 7 (54:39):
My nose.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Have you ever noticed?

Speaker 8 (54:43):
I mean as if you wouldn't observe that from the crowd,
I mean that would be that would be the first
thing you saw.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
A quiet in front you. Two animals have really good teeth,
have you noticed that? And humans teeth? You need to
go to the dentist all the time to get good teeth.
Although animals had a dentist and a beer went and
got all his teeth pulled out, he'd be a gummy beer.

Speaker 9 (55:10):
Hey, Jason, joy to beer, He's going to.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Be a gummy beer.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Actually it's going to do it. Can you guys stop
whispering in the front there?

Speaker 9 (55:24):
Sorry, Jesus, that was absolutely top.

Speaker 7 (55:31):
How are we going to speak to him on Monday?
I mean, that's what do we say?

Speaker 2 (55:35):
At least as Goaty looked really cool?

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Thank goodness.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
I am not currently doing any stand up.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
That was a couple of years ago now, and it
was one of the best things that I ever had
to do as part of this radio show, them pretty
much forcing me to do stand up comedy in sky
City Theater in front of it. I think it was
like five hundred people or something, A huge thing that
you always think. I'd love to give that a crack
one day, And then now that it's done, I'm stoked
overheating into it, freaking the if out man. The Big

(56:03):
Show will be back in full on Tuesday, by the way,
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Speaker 1 (56:12):
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Speaker 5 (56:26):
That's a Big Show done and dusted for Thursday, the
twenty third of October. Just keasy here of course with
old pugs aren't tagging and thanks for the help today, pugs.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Listen men, any time you need me. Chris, right, Chris, huh,
look at me.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
I'm looking directly at you and only occasionally looking away.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
I'll be there. You didn't even look at me when
you said that last ye seriously though, because I could
use a hand this weekend, well, I christ you Yeah,
well I've got to do the big show tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Sorry, are you so that? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (56:57):
So I'm am seeing a wedding tomorrow. Fingers crossed to
the stage. My flight has not been postponed yet. It's
happening in a couple of hours time.

Speaker 10 (57:05):
It's going to be great, Chris Man, Thanks man, I'm
not worry yourself. I'm not worried about the chill out
and just give it your all, leave nothing behind, thanks man.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Wait, no, leave it all out there.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Leave it all out there, but leave nothing behind.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
I'm more nervous that my flight's not going to make
it to christ Church because it's also a long weekend. Right,
so any chance of popping on a flight tomorrow is
out the door because everyone's aready snapped. All those flights out, yes,
even from local Airport's Hamilton Todhunger. I've checked them all
this none so I don't know what they're going to
do tomorrow. If I don't arrive to sort of save
the win, the winning, they'll have to care to park

(57:43):
the relationship?

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Do they can't? The winning can't go ahead on this
old keys is there to sort of? That's it, the
damn the glue. What are you doing this weekend?

Speaker 10 (57:51):
Man?

Speaker 6 (57:51):
Tomorrow, I'm picking up a dog that I'm dog sitting
okay three weeks, which I'm really excited about. It's a
little guy and he's going to be hanging out in
our apartment from somebody here at work actually right. And
then I'm catching up with a couple of mates tomorrow
coming over to our place who haven't seen it, some
of our best friends. And then Saturday, oh oh oh,
I was supposed to go to a batch this weekend,
but I got canceled, so instead they're having drinks at
their place.

Speaker 7 (58:11):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Sweet sounds great?

Speaker 5 (58:13):
Hey rest up man, Yeah, I'll take it easy, Take
it easy, and I'll see you on Shuesday for a
full reunion of the Huducky Big Show.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Love you bye, Thanks for listening.