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October 28, 2025 11 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For All Your Men Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off
for for Doggers for to seven every weekday on radio care.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Get a fee.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
There is part time. Howdy Joe, fuck off?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
How are you? How are you? It feels like it's
been a while. Yeah, it has been a little while.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hasn't it. It has. The last one was in a
conference room in Fiji. It's true. Yeah, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
You do realize Kezy it's not raining in here.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I think Kezy is a little bit vulneyes. You know,
generally if you see a man we're in a hoodie
in the middle of the day, was outside and you haven't. Yeah, yeah,
it's normally hangover material. How we how we feel?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
In the CAZy. I had a couple of big nights,
had a five day weekend because well does it hang on?
Is it no four day weekend? Fay? Yeah? Did you?
Because I had it wedding on the Friday in christ Church.
Oh so then Satday, Sunday, Monday days Tuesday, and I
had a big Friday night, big Saturday night, small Sunday.
Oh yeah, so I had a two and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah, but I'll.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Be sweet, you know me, you're just pile on through
Man the Postman. I guess we can get into this
when you when we do the show. But I'm keen
to know how you're seeing went your jewel doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I don't know about that. Yes, yeah, I saved that
content for last week. Good stuff. Yes, you know, do
you shoot because there's a lot of stuff in.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
The show across the week though, kidsy because it was
busy today. Yeah you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, save it
for tomorrow because all we do it today and we
move some other stuff round. I am kin to her
a bit good. Yeah, that's saying to look forward to
you guys. Are you hoping for a disaster?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Not at all.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
No, And I don't think it could be a disaster.
You're a very experienced public speaker. Even my wife is
a shambles.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
What do you mean she's.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Seeing together a double double?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yes, oh my god, that's why nervous. But the interesting
thing was I worked this out like we've never worked
on something together, because our styles very much clashed in
terms of the build up to him seeing, because I
very much leave everything to the last night or last day.
Write a few jokes, I'll be sweet. She's like, no,
I want it committed to my memory. But she often

(02:24):
do that. She's three or four weddings, like with her
brother and with her Yeah, she's like the bubbly one
of her friends, so she always gets asked. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
It's like and my family if there's any sort of
family event going.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
On, which there isn't anymore sweet.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
It was always me that had to talk because I
was the actor and so and my brothers were like, no,
I'm not fucking doing it, and so it was always
left to me.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
The people are that clear, yes I'm not doing it.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Well, my particularly my eldest bro, he's like he fucking
hates speaking in public. Yeah, he's like, it ain't happening.
Even at his own wedding. He was like, yeah, yeah,
let's just make this quick, shall we.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I think it's like, because Maniah on BRICKI he's got
this thing. Don't fucking ask me to mc A winning
just because I'm on the radio. I'm not fucking doing it.
I just want to get pursed. Whereas I'm like, it's
a nice one hundred percent and I did. But it's
a nice thing that you can do for them. That
takes ten percent of my brain power as a lot
of people fucking hate it up the you know what
I mean, Whereas I don't actually give a ship.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh yeah, so you just got to keep the good
vibes goal I would rather not.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I've done enough of them totally. I think I've done
four or five weddings now. Yeah, And to be on
the I did one. The very first one I did,
I was I'm never fucking doing that again, right.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yeah, I sort of hit a similar yeah, just because
it was bad, but because I felt it was bad.
They were happy, but I know.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I felt I didn't realize it was. Sometimes when you're
the MC, a slight bit of winning coordinator gets thrown
onto you. And then that first wedding one, A lot
of it did. And I was making calls on how
a wedding should run, and I sure experience absctly and yeah,
fucked a couple of things up.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
I remember I did him see one wedding down the
Deep South far and I told one joke that you know,
I have to be honest.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Before I said it, I was like, well, should I
do that joke? You know? It was one of those
dodgy ones.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, but I went, yeah, let's just go for it
based or sexual.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
It was very sexually.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
In hindsight, highly inappropriate for a wedding year. Yeah, and
then I just went out by, I'll do it. And
then there was this old lady who was about three
meters from me, and I remember her just clutching, clutching
her chest and going, oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
She grabbed both of her breasts.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
No, she just clutched. She put her hand on her
She did have an ample bosom. I remember that you do,
and she was like, oh, oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
But I imagined the job. I can't remember, but you're.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Seeing the jugs on this one down here video.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
It was really I don't know what I was thinking
in terms of saying that we're probably pursed again, but
I can imagine your wife starting with my husband.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
And no Chris, Christopher and I you've.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Heard her talk.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
But I was thinking, should be very fun my husband
and my husband and I, oh, do do Christopher?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
And then you and the background going back.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
By the whole Arky Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hurarchy. Remember the Wracky Big Show podcast. No,
I won't say I will save that for the save
it save it up, but it went very, very, very
very well.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
I've got a question that probably should stay on the radio.
How do we feel about the fee G files? Are
they getting released?

Speaker 4 (05:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I think what happened was we listened to thirty seconds
of it. Yeah, and the first thirty seconds is JA
just trying to I was just giggling the whole time. Yeah,
but at the end of speaking, then it was speaking,
and he was just like, no, we're not do it,
and p board, I don't care, and I'm also on board.
It was fun though.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I even got in touch with Pugs and said it's
not happening man y.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah. So anyway, that comes out on Tuesday, and he
was filming it as well.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
But the only the only downside of that is I
know that Pugs put a lot of work into that,
So I feel a bit guilty about that.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I don't think he did, did he All he did was.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Recorded, I know, but he did an edited version, so
he'd gone through it.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
He didn't know.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I don't have to be sorry for anything. Yeah, But
and at the end of the day, I mean, fuck,
it's pretty confronting hearing yourself quite pursed, you know.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, and this is the thing without that,
because I was like, all right, I'm a bit of
a punisher, but I can sort.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Of live with that. That's fine.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
But without Jason there being hammered, it's not funny. It
needs it needs that to be funny. Yeah, but I
didn't get to it got to the point where I
was like, I don't even know why I'm listening to
this because if Jason, if Jase says this is okay,
then I listen to it. Yes, correct, but like my
jose is going to say, no, way, So what has done?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
And that answers the age old question of should we
do the podcast while drunk or while hangover? Probably, well hangover,
that's the way I because then you're just reminiscing and
it's not your big an absolute idiot just sobbing. Yeah. Yeah,
so sorry everyone, it's not coming out. Some ideas about it.
There's bloody good, fucking funny.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I released it as a vinyl.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, that's a good idea, everyone, But the winner's noisy
and Nan also that dude from wanaka Ryan. They heard it.
They heard Yeah, I probably don't remember it. They heard it,
and congratulations guys.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah, yeah, the only two three people in the world
are dead, Yes, and we're going to get nolesy and
old Nate dogg Nate dog get it around a golfing. Yeah, man,
take them out to.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
The tax a keasy attackers.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah, hell yeah keen.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
But how Fiji was good? Mogi was bloody good. I
was saying, off, yea, but yeah, just a bit long.
I think if you didn't have obviously our trip and
then a family trip tacked on to the end of
it would have been about right. But back to back
ten days is a long time, yes, to not be working.
But yeah it was bloody good. And the other hotel
was good. Not as good, yes, not as good.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Fine or like good great, But if you hadn't gone
to that first one, you'd.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Be like especially the room. Yeah, the rooms, yeah, pretty good.
My daughter walked in there and she was like, God,
this room is small. I was like, excuse. I was like,
obviously not the one we stayed at, but one, but
I had her She had her own bunk room in
the m plus our room. And I was like, what
do you mean it's this is not small. And then
I realized, actually, I don't think she's ever stayed in

(08:45):
a hotel. We always get Airbnb, right, So it's houses
that she's used to. So she's like, this place is tiny, man,
this is how does she pay for this? She was right,
but yeah it was bloody good. It was sat yeah,
beautiful every day. The boat trip was out the gate
toast stuff. Yea, it was bloody good.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
So did you give her you and your wife give
her your main room because she's used to the big room. Yeah,
she gets the big room. That's just a rule. And
then you guys are in the boat room. She gets
whatever she wants. Yeah, gets whatever she wants.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, and you get the top bunk and your wife
gets exactly right.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, at least changes her mind at some point, and
then we have to swap over, you know, but her
happiness comes first.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
I was telling because we went to Devenport and stayed
there the old Esplanade.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Oh fucking hell, what is it a hotel?

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah, it's one of the oldest hotels in the country.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Former brothel one hundred and three.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Jesus one hundred was not far off that, and I
was saying, the keasy it showed all of its one
hundred and three years and it was so funny because
we posted this pictures of it to our daughter's overseas,
and one of my daughter's money went yack. You'd have
to fucking pay me to stay there.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Where's this sense of adventure? Child?

Speaker 1 (10:01):
A century of people doing god knows what in there?

Speaker 4 (10:04):
And I thought of you, Mogi, because at three thirty
in the morning, you're beating off.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Right outside, right outside our window.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
A bird bib bab a fire alight bibe bit.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Really really loud.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
A fucking rubbish truck at three thirty in the morning.
That was there for twenty minutes. It didn't move in
reverse for twenty minutes. It just sat there and I
was like, both of us woke up and I was like,
what the fuck is that noise?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Did you get your naked?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
And then they started dumping shit in there?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Yeah, all the bins and stuff three thirty in the morning,
and it was sort of that Sunday morning.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
That's on assuming that's a township.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah yeah, it's like fucking now, get on with it, man.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
So then we made love Harry Geezy. We made it
love Men.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Like three thirty after being awoken by the bin men.
Nothing gets men thinking about it. Hey, this is a
big show on the radio. Littal seven weekdays Radio Hodaki.
It's good stuff to day stage days stays Days, Days Days,
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