November 4, 2025 • 51 mins
On today's show, Jase meets a true backbone, Mike's got a new pet and Keyzie might poo himself.
HOW UNTIMELY:
(00:00) Intro: Summer Wet Bum Vibes
(03:37) THE BIG POLL
(08:21) Your thoughts!
(12:58) Jase's wholesome interaction
(18:04) TV
(22:26) Melbourne Cup breakdown
(24:04) BREAKING NEWS
(29:16) Git Golfin'!
(33:52) WFH
(38:13) Intro: Cup Day
(40:19) What's On The Dinner?
(44:36) BEERFESTY
(46:58) POLL RESULTS
(50:32) Farewell!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome, Big, Big Show, Big Jason Hoich, Mike Minogue and
Kisi of gid a mad Barsard's great to have your
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Speaker 3 (00:21):
Tuesday after It's the word Tuesday afternoon. It is the
fourth of November twenty twenty five, and you, my friends,
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Speaker 5 (00:38):
Yeah yeam yam yam, yeam, yam, yam.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yum yum. Speaking of you get a Maggie, how's life?
And you're tidy whitey there, God you look.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Good man going pretty grassy. You're mad dog, you're six
hundred beer. I mean the weather has really changed, hasn't
spring hair sprung? After all? I mean we've been a
pretty depressed about the weather. But credit where credits due
with you know, we've we've given it a bit of feedback.
We've told her it needs to sort itself out and
has really come through these last few days absolutely happy days.
And I couldn't be happy. It good to be alive.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
And what a difference a bit of sun makes a
keys he's in there and his jendles and his shorts.
He's all tapped his shirt into a shorts.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
That is that.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
That's an interesting look, but good a keasy, how you
gang your made basket?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Good things fellas in my golf a tire because I
was helping the acc try and hit a hole in
one on this simulator because they're basically not going to
sleep until they had a hole in one on their
golf simulator. So I'm in full golf a tire and
I spilled a cup of water on my bum and
now it looks like I've weed myself.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
It's very uncomfortable. It doesn't look good.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
No, it doesn't look stupid. But I'm good though. Other
than that, Jason, you look great.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Thank you? Shit, No, what do you call that material?
What is that? I don't know? Is it flannel? No,
it's not fin I said, very light shirt make it's
very thin.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, I'm not taking the purse. It looks identical to
a tablecloth that my mum has.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, well it's really interesting. He should say that because
my wife thinks I look great.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah, she always says to me. I like it when
you wear that shit look even better out of it, though,
don't you when you wear that? Do your wives ever
say that? Never?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yes, my wife does say that, yes, quite often.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Hey, Mogi, what's coming up on the show mate? What's
happening on the Big Show with Old mogis a bloody
huge show as always, fellers. Of course we've got the
Melbourne Cup coming up today. Yes, it's the race that
stops two nations. Did you hear about that? I have
(02:35):
heard about it. We'll be discussing why that is also
jas now. I can't wait to get to this, Jesse.
You had a brilliant conversation today with a lollipop man
at a traffic stop. I did. I can't wait to
find the details about that. Stick around if you want
to know to New Zealand and also drinking milk straight
out of the bottle. I'm going to find out how
(02:56):
we feel about that one, Fellas. This is what we
call vanilla y. No, it's not. It's good radio. It's
my idea. I feel very strongly about that subject. But
in the meantime, you sound good.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
The Pixie's here on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon, twelve minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
But right now it's time four big Pole, two big
poles in a row. Fellers.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, two days we're back, baby. I'm bringing this particular
discussion topic to the table. Yesterday. It was after dinner.
I had done the dishes there and I was chating
to my lovely wife and she was putting stuff back
in the fridge and then took the three little bottle
of milk out, unscrewed the lid, went to have a drink,
then looked at me and then went, oh, yeah, that's right, Sorry,
(03:50):
I forgot, and then put the lid back on and
put it back in the fridge. I was like, what
did you forget? She said, I forgot to not do
it while you're around. It's a basically because I would
people drink out of the milk and then I use
the milk. And so she's stopped doing it, I thought,
for the last decade.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
In front of me. So she's been doing it.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
And I know her too, she loves milk, so she
would have been doing it every single bottle of milk
we get.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
She would have drunk out of the bottle.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I just wanted to know if i'm you know, am
I being uptight or is she being gross?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Well in the first instance, yes, right when it start
with that. Okay, So she's been drinking out of the bottle,
every bottle of milk you've had for the last ten years.
Probably what sickness is? What bad things have happened to
you as a result of her doing that all this time?
And you thought she hadn't been doing it, but she has.
What's happened to be fear?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Oh no, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Not completely not worth worrying about. Then. Also, I'm assuming
that you guys are at the kissing stage. Ah, yeah,
thank you. So I mean you're getting those coodies anyway, Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I just wouldn't mind getting them from kissing. Yeah, but
now I'm getting those koodies without kissing.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I'm getting it in the morning. I make my morning Milo.
And also.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I think those are really good points, Maggie. And also,
but the thing is, because I love nothing more. In fact,
it's got to the point for me where I can
only drink it out of the bottle.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
It's like my wife will say to me, can you
just put it in a glass.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Yes, and it's like not the same. It's not the same.
And that's proven by what you've just said. The KIZI
she's gone to have a drink out of the bottle.
She's stopped after taking the lid off. She's looked at me.
Then she's going, oh that's right. Then she's put the
lid back on and put it in the fridge. Yeah,
so she didn't she wanted to drink of milk. She
didn't then go and pour it into a glass. She
(05:42):
only drinks it out of the bottle one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
But the thing is, I feel like it's a she
wants the milk, but the movement involved in taking two
steps to the right, opening a cup and getting a
glass out as too much and outweighs how much she
wants the milk or she's just gonna wait for me
not to be there and have a.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Well, I tell you what, this is advice for your wife,
because this is what I do, and it's really bad.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
It's terrible advice.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Be as I actually never really get away with it,
as I'll open the fridge door and leave the fridge
door open and hide behind it and then hide behind
it and sort of kneel down a little bit and
then skull from the bottle.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
And pretty much every time my wife will go, I
know what you would do. I know what you're doing
because it's not physic it's joking. Man, Come on, man,
come on guys.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
As I was saying before, I also and I think
it comes from the days that you know, when you'd
have a fierce hangover and there was nothing better to
me than a big bottle of ice cold milk when
you wake up and you got the dry horrors, and
it was like, but there is potential of floaties.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
I want to keep me there. I just think it's gross.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
And I think, especially if you know, if we have
kids and stuff, they are all going to be doing
it because they see mum doing it. And then all
of a sudden, I've got a house full of milk
bottle drinkers.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Oh, don't get me wrong. I mean, she's an animal?
Is she shocking? Bastard thought?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
So what do you think? New Zealand three four eight three.
You can also give us a call on eight hundred
hadarky everyone that does so. To draw from a fifty
dollars Reburger voucher and of course the poles up on
our Hurdaky Big Show Instagram story.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Meantime, he's going to the Stone Age.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
The hold King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaky.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Poddle of mud.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
There on the Radio hod Archy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The big pole today was drinking milk straight from the bottle?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Yes or no, that's right.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I discovered yesterday that my wife is still drinking milk
straight from our bottle after a decade of hiding it
because I remember a long time ago I was like,
can you not do that? And then she's like, oh okay,
and then it turns out she's just been hiding it
this whole time, and it's probably drunk out of every
single milk bottle we've ever owned. She loves it, she said,
what the punters reck?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
And Jason, yeah, I think so good a Adam, your
mad bastard? How's life?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
No, good mate.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
I got told at a young age you need require
a sport milk.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Right, okay, so that means you're on her side, Adam. Well,
she didn't have sport any milk, so I don't know
what keasy's cring.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
That's a good point. She hasn't spilt any milk. That's
not what you know of. That's not that I know of.
Thank you very much for that, Adam. What about you,
Stephen graymouth Man? Are you pro drinking from the bottle
or anti?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
I'm one hundred percent pro. I think it's all to
do with the primal, primal urges from the way back
when we hit the suck from the tit of the
cow right for the bottle.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
I don't think anyone was sucking on a cow's tit.
I think the pullet's pud I've done that, not the
pud mogi the tea.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
But actually, I've got to say that when I'm partaking
in it, there is a primal element to it.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
It's like I must have the sustenance. Now what eating?
You just eat? Just drinking. And it's the coldness of
it too. Do you also it with other drinks? You
do it with juices or anything else that's in the fridge?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Genuinely, I don't, right, you know, because we've got like
soda and tonic water and all that much guy, and
I'll always pour that into a glass. But when it
comes to milk. I just suck it straight from so
I suck it hard.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Magie.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
What about Nakita, what do you think on this, Nikeda?
You pro drinking from the milk bottle.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Or anti we're antie that it's unsafe or for the
bacteria it is?
Speaker 5 (09:28):
It is? Really? Yeah, well that's sound real, is it?
Because Keysy has been drinking out of been drinking milk
that's been contamidated every single day for the last ten years,
and nothing's happened to him except he spilt water all
over his eyes today. I don't know if that's related.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Well, the thing is is that you don't really know
where the other person's mouth being, well, the.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Other person's mouth being on you. Yeah, well, hey have
you been.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Thanks Nikita, you're on my side, mate, Thank you very much.
I do kind of know where her mouth's bit.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
I guess.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I'm no, don't look at me then on you.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
I know, there's just some deep reluctance in me to
go down that particular path. Really reluctance. Sure, there is reluctance.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Key.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
So the thing for me when it comes to floating
is it has always been the thing back at school
when Suddeny got gives a scull means a sip, because
a sip when you had a Coca Cola or whatever
it might be, was it's not the saliva that it's
the it's the food floating is it's whatever they've been
eating going back in, and that's that backwash, which is
just that is disgusting. But you would hope that by
(10:37):
the age that your wife set now, she would know
how to drink out of a bottle without depositing floatings
back in.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Can I just say slightly in your defense? And it's
kind of related.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
When I went to school, the boarding school, we used
to get cut a little carton of milk from riches.
I hit this mate.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Who every morning would scull it and it was often
quite warm, milk wasn't freezing cold. It's all this cart
and the milk every morning and do the most hemous
disgusting belt.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Right right, And I was like, right, So, I don't
what's the point. What's the point of that?
Speaker 5 (11:13):
He's saying. You can understand it, because that's what you're
missus does she raps them out? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she does.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
She'll be stoked. Actually, I wonder she's listening right now.
But it is disgusting and to be honest, there's a
lot of texts here on three four eight three backing
me up. If we're going to start drinking from the
jug one not put on a couple of loinclothes and
start flinging poos at each other. I'm with key rings here.
It's disgusting.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
A lot of people.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Also are saying, Keezy, get over yourself. Don't you finish
her reburger when she can't eat it all? And you
cass here and do other stuff too, and you're worried
about drinking from the bottle not a backbone. Wheezy kesy
And that's from Jeff in Southland. So have your say,
New Zealand three four eight three. You can also vote
on the Hocky Big Shows Instagram story.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Great stuff mate, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
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Speaker 3 (12:05):
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Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
The time is four thirty seven.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
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Breakers take on the Adelaide thirty six is it's happening
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Speaker 5 (12:23):
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Speaker 4 (12:24):
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eight three.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Great stuff for mate fellas. Thank you, Sorry, that's okay, man.
I had something happened to me today that really made
mid day.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you. I was having
an annoying morning. Oh wow, you know, and I was
efine and Jeff and yeah, I was effin and Jeff
in a little bit and stuff wasn't quite going all right,
and just trying to organize certain things and they weren't
quite happening. And then I went, I'll just get in the.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Car and go to the supermart and get dinner sorted out,
do something practical in the meantime. And so I was
in a bit of a sort of bad meat And anyway,
I was driving down my street and then I got
towards the end of my street and there were roadworks, joker,
and I was like, ah, I was effing and Jeff
and just going, oh good one, And there was a
dude standing there with his lollipop with the stop. So
(13:21):
I stopped now I've got to describe this dude.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
He was one of the most enormous men I've ever
seen in my life.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Mustly a hot feller. I'm sure there was muscle in there.
Big unit.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
He was a substantial, substantial unit, right, And he had
some wrap around sonnies on like shades like shade, No,
not that flash, just really shitty shitt wrap around glasses.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
But he also had this.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Tiny helmet on his head, and I swear to god
it was teens.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Teen's side is too small for him.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
But having said that, his head was so massive, I
don't think there's a helmet that's been invented that would
fit his head.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Can I just say? He sounds like an absolute stellia? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:09):
He was.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
He was. He was a character. He was magnificent.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Anyway, So I'm stopped there and the window on my passenger.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Side is down because he was quite steamy, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Anyway, he shuffles over to me, and I'm like, oh,
this is weird. They don't usually come and have a
chitty chap. They usually just say stop or go. And
then he bends down and he looks at.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Me and he goes, your name is and I swear
to God that was his voice. Wow.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
And it was like, firstly and foremost, that voice doesn't
suit the body.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Oh my god, because he's like the opposite of you.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
He is the opposite of me. That's your voice. It
should be my voice, and he should have had my voice.
And he's like, you know, is you taken? And I
was like, oh, you know, I came in, not too
bad about yourself.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
And he oh, just sitting in here like an if
an idiot, you know.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
It's per usual. And I went, oh, you're not an idiot, mate, and.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
He goes anyway, mate, just so as you know, he's
a bit of tripping down the bottom.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Then once we once we lift it through, I can
lift me, I can let you through. And I was like, oh, okay,
that is going to take a while, is that And.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
He's like, oh, oh.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
No, probably about probably about thirty seconds. And I was like, oh,
that's a good man.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I don't mind that, you know, that's fine, and he
goes even not he knows no, And I was like, yeah,
there's lovey down. He goes, oh, if it took long enough,
and I went, yeah, didn't it, mate? Jesus took forever
and then he goes, oh, no, see look swift me
even asks like a legit, and I was like, and
(15:55):
he's just this huge guy. Look at him and I
was like, yeah, but you guys must get really really
hot in any way, the conversation stopped and he was
just staring at me and he didn't say anything for
about ten seconds, and it was really awkward, and I'm
frantically going, how do I how do I.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Carry on this conversation? And after about ten seconds he
looks at me and he's got a little smile on
his face and he goes, anyway.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Big boom, big boom, and I went, yeah, mate, you're
a backbone.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Backbone. He went, you're good on you mate, just.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Warmed it off and then he gave me the two
thumbs up. But it was one of those things. It
was so ridiculous. I was like, actually, that's really tuned
my day around, and it was in a good mood
from there on.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Legit. Hopefully he's listening right now as we speak, has
as to be even weirder than Keys is at the moment.
Quite possibly.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
I spilled water on my butt. Just for those who
have just joined us, boom.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
You're a big Boone keysy on you. I was just
talking here.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Guns Roses here on the Radio hot Aki Big Show.
Just a reminder, by the way, on the show, letter
On will be taking the Melbourne Cat live, Fellows by.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Later on you mean like ten minutes time, I Reagan.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yeah, just after five o'clock there will be taking it live.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
So good.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
At the meantime we'll yeah, at the meantime, here's uh
on the telly will be taking it live.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
I don't know what that means, just nothing.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
What's on the telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Yeah, hey, fellas. Last night I watched the last episode
of season five of Slow Horses on Apple Television. Yes, okay,
they only have six episodes per season. It's not many, keezy,
(18:09):
six episodes mate per season. And it's got Gary Oldman
in it, who plays a spy, the bloody good spy
has been around for Donkeys years and he sort of
leads a group of near do wells and misfits out
of a place called Slough House and they always find
themselves entangled in the latest terrorist attacks somehow, I don't
(18:30):
know how. Yes, and everybody hates them because they're useless
and you know they should be throwing out of five
and all that sort of carry on. But they solve
every single problem that ever comes into the country, and
so you think that they would be celebrated, indeed promoted,
but you know you can't have that. It sort of
ruins the idea of the show men, so you can
(18:51):
forget about that. So this in this one they have
this season was all about a terrorist organization sort of
a sell of terrorists that have gone rogue and they
want to bring the United Kingdom to its knees as
a result of some foreign policy that was at play
in the eighties, yes, possibly the seventies. Well, I won't
(19:13):
ruin it for you, but the slow Horses get involved
from slaur House and it was good. It wasn't their
best season, but it was really enjoyable. As always, the
Roan's really good, the character you're in it for. The
characters really Gary Oldman's amazing, Christina Scott Thomas is amazing.
All of the cast are really good, very very funny lines.
You always get a couple of three laugh out loud
(19:34):
moments every week from the horrendous things that Gary Oldman
says to pretty much everybody. The storyline was a little
bit looser, wrapped up, a little bit easy for me. Yeah. Sure,
this time around it was all of a sudden, okay,
all right, that's how we're doing it. It was found
a little bit lazy. Is it the whole show done? Now?
So they have a story, one arching storyline in each season,
(19:58):
so it's sort of like, you know, and this one
it was as terror as sow as six episodes that
deal with that from start to finish. Yeah, and then
and then next season there'll be another thing that's a
problem and another thing you know. Sorry.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
The reason why I'm looking at the TV behind you, Meger,
is because there's a guy that looked just like Hoidy
j on there.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Do you mean how many busies out of five would
you give that? I would give it probably a good
four for the show in general, and probably a three
for the storyline, but definitely you recommend it. If you're
not watching Slow Horses, you got to. And the other
thing is, at the end of it, they played the
trailer for the next season, which seems like they've already
filmed it. Underweight edem next season is looking good man.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Great sound for mate. Yeah, look, I'll be honest with you,
I didn't watch. We hit one of those nights where
we couldn't decide on you, so we just chatted and
faft around and I cleaned golf balls.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
How many buzzies out of five cleaning golf balls?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Yeah, it's my relaxation, so five buzzies.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Nice man.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Coming up next on the Big Show, the Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Actually Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune in week
days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Welcome back in messive Backbones. Hope you're getting through your
Tuesday afternoon. You're listening to the Big Show, brought to
you by Reburg.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Gear, crave worthy street food freshly made with Reburg.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Year scrumptedly obstious.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Sure is things heading up in Melbourne? Of course the
race that stops two nations. You were saying, actually, Mogi
that it's going off in Ponsonby Ride. I imagine it
would be with all the bars et cetera there.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Yeah. I had a bit of a wander down there
earlier on today, in the heart of Auckland's and there's
a whole bunch of of bars down there that are
having a special day. There's tables out on the streets.
Nice men and women dressed to the absolute nine. Paste up,
you know, good times.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Can I just say the first sorry, the last horse
is officially into the old what was it called the
cage bird cage? Yeah, cage there, So we are about
to be underway.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Feelers, there's another one going in there, keysy, come on,
they gets slopping them in there.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
There we go, there you go.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Wow, jeez, that was bizarre, right, because was it royal supremacy?
I had about a thirty meter lead there? Yeah, seven
links and then you completely no, I think it's meetings.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
You measure it by the length of the horse. That's
upsurd um.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Yeah, when went hard, didn't it. I used to do that,
you know, and I'm the eight hundred meters and I'd
be leaving by, you know, one hundred and fifty meters,
and then everyone, inevitably they'd bring me down.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
And last, you can't ride a horse at the eight
hundred meters, man, it's just stupid. But that was very interesting.
That horse completely ran out of gas. They got chased down.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
The horses you don't fill them up with guests, man,
they don't run out of guess.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Wow, it's like it's like a colloquial saying a figure
of speech moogi. But the interesting thing there, Buckaroo, there
was that bloke who had a twelve leg multi and
the twelve leg the twelfth yet it's a multi bit
the twelfth league. All of them had come and except
for the twelfth one which was for Buckeruda Place and
a time about eight or something. So that guy missed
down one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
You just saw on that text us. Now, did you
have a bit of an office too going on? Who
was the winners, who were the losers?
Speaker 5 (23:12):
How much did you win? What was happening? That's right
and also interesting that there was not one New Zealand
horse in the field this year, so it should have
really only stopped one nation stop two or there's one, No,
there's none smoking romans now it did it make it?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
He just ran I'm so confused.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Three four eight three is the number, by the way,
in Kings of Leon.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarki.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Read Chilli Pepper's here on the Radio Hodarky Big Show.
This Tuesday afternoon at sixteen past five.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
This is breaking news, big news, fellas big news. You
guys will remember the gentleman known as Lyon and a
series up and Fugaday and had I think he had
up to around about thirty odd cats. Big cats, big
bastards are at his park there and used to be
(24:13):
able to pay for tickets and you go along and
you'd watch the lion man sort of play with the
big cats. And he was a bit of a study
at a ponytail real smoke show. Sounds hot. Then they
ran into a few issues and he stepped down as
a director of the park. His mum took over a
few issues here and there, et cetera, et cetera. Anyway,
they're down to seven the old ladies had. She's had
(24:34):
an absolute guts full of the joint and she decided
to sell the joint for sell the land off. Well,
of course you've still got seven big cats there, right.
So it's in the paper that they're having to euthanize
these cats. They're going to have to kill them. I
don't know how they do it. They've got to get
rid of them because the people that are buying the
land don't want seven big cats. You're talking your lions,
(24:55):
your tigers, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
What are they doing with the land? If are they
building townhouses? Because they could just you know, save a
few of the townhouses and put the lions in there.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Yeah, I don't know. Well it's too late, easy because
I've been on the phone to it and I've bought
all seven seven. Well, because there's a MIXI you've got
four lions, two tigers in a polar beer, so dear
mind now.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Okay, and they're all big cats, big cats, yeah, Polar Bear, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
The white ones.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah, it's not some Sumerian Siberian.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
No, No, it's definitely what she said, Polar Bear. She
said they got bag it up in the orders, but
they got stuck with us. Polar Bear sweating like a bastard.
You said you would be at last week or so
because I thought they'd might be bloody good for secret centers.
Secret centers. So you know at Christmas time when everybody
gets a gift and you don't know who's given it
to who or whatever, imagine if you've got a lion,
(25:53):
because we are, aren't we doing a polar beer? Totally?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
What it depends like a secret center used has like
a limit like thirty dollars.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, but that's you sort of, it's suggested.
But if somebody wants to be more generous than that,
you're not going to be gadded, are you. It's going
to be gaded if you get a lion or a
polar bear.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
True story, my daughter's fourth birthday party and a mate
turned up and she bought she had bought my daughter
for her fourth birthday party a baby rabbit, right yeah, yeah,
compared not.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Only that, she bought my four year old daughter.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
A baby rabbit, but no hatch, nothing like that, just
literally a baby rabbit.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
He's got it good. How old is your daughter now?
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Twenty nine about the right age to get a polar beer,
don't you think?
Speaker 5 (26:50):
I think so? Or a lion or a lion. Yeah,
she has a preference. I think knowing her as ID,
she'd probably go polar bear. Actually yeah, we living she's
living in Melbourne hot over there. But that's the beauty
of it, you see, because a lot of people think
that polar bears are dangerous, and in the normal element,
they are. If they're in the cold, God, you've got
(27:12):
to be careful of a bloody polar beer. They'll have you.
But if it's thirty two thirty six degrees celsius, they're
just on the ground. Pan. Yeah, true, absolutely, Pan.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
So can I just have confirmation that you're not going
to put one of these things in the Big Show
secret Sandard that we're going to do?
Speaker 5 (27:33):
I think we should really, I don't want to ruin
the surprise.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
I just don't think that you know me.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
And if you do get one, I'm not saying it's
come from me, all right, Yeah, true, it could have
come from someone else.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Tune in four on Radio Mattella.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
You're there on the Radio Darchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
The time is five forty and Apple.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
You austallions out there because boy, we got an opportunity
for you.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
The Swingers Club is back, that's right, Jace.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
We went to Fiji recently and took the Swingers Club International.
If you don't know what the Swingers Club is, it's
Hodaki's basically golf club, a.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Bit of a pun theer Mogi. It was good stuff.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Thanks man, You've got Manyah and Jerry from The Bricky
Show who love playing golf, and then you've got me
and Jason love it, and Mogi and Pugsan are just
acquiring the golf taste.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Yeah. I got my first par over in Fiji, which
I loved. That's buy Jase immediately. I played golf twice
in twenty years, Jase, jumpstraight and Set. I just got
a birdie. Oh you did get a bertie too. Yeah,
but we didn't have the hoody j a number one
best in the wilds thing on hand, which is a
real shame. It was a magnificent birdie.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
So cool man. But we are playing another game later
this month. We're going to be doing this up in
Auckland at wind Ross, which is a course out south
in the Cleveden area.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
It's beautiful out there way too, I know that much.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
It is beautiful. And this time it's an aid of November.
Everything is in support of November. And all you have
to do is decide whether you want to be Team
Bricky or Team Big Show. Because how it's gonna work
is you're gonna have Jason and I who are going
to need two playing partners to round out our four,
and we will be taking on Team Bricky, so it'll
be Meniah and Jeremy and they will have two.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Winners as well.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
So if you'd like to enter, if you think you
could represent one of the two teams, go to hoduk
you dot co dot inzid inter there and don't forget
with Movember. Every single dollar you give fuels the programs,
research and support that help men live healthier and longer lives.
Don't wait, donate now at in zi dot Movember dot com.
We are looking for teammates. What are we looking for
in terms of you.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Look, I think, ez, we want them to be better
than us. Yeah, that's not hard.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Because every team needs to have a couple of guys
that are good in a couple of cos.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah, a couple of Yeah, we've got the bums cover definitely,
no question about that. But I don't want them to
be so good that it becomes a spectacle, because I
want to I'm thinking like sort of ten to fifteen handicap,
which is pretty good, it's very good, whereas we're in
the late twenties.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Yeah kind of thing. So two preferably guns, yeah, but
not two guns. Not they're going to be battlers, you know,
they're going to be you know.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, I think so, because Jerry's pretty good Manaia is
terrible and cheats.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
Then the other thing is, how is it going to be, Like,
how are you going to the score because last time
you go shot yourselves in the foot by an again
with what was the best score or so instead of
adding both the scores together of both of them taking
the best shot or whatever it was which played, because
they just ended up being Jerry shot every single time.
So you guys, yeah got and keys. He had a
(30:46):
shy and a shocker that day. Yeah, in most days,
but I also had a shaka. Yeah, but it was
all good because Jerry had a great one. Yeah, it
would have been fine you having a shocker if Jays
had a great one. But he didn't, Well, he just
had a standard one. I had a step eat shocker.
Yeah yeah, yeah. So I think you guys need to
make sure that the rules are more in your favor
this time, more than you need to worry about who
(31:06):
you're playing with. I think you need to add all
of the scores together. That's tough.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
I like that though, Yeah, yeah, I think so, because
I will shoot like two hundred and something if he
doesn't cheat exactly.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
Well, that's that's the thing as four against four, isn't it.
So it needs to be everybody's score. I've been pushing
hard for that one, fellas. You need we need to win.
This is an opportunity for the Big Show to see
out the year with a goddamn victory. If Hannasis nded
to us this year by these bastards, yeah, you got
smacked over in the Gulf, you pulled a hammy. We
lost the four by one hundred meter relay against them
as well. Quad and it was also Jace that did that.
(31:41):
Oh yeah, sure, And so we need to round out
the year with a victory. It's the last three times
against him. It's got to be a win. Do we
put something on it?
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Again?
Speaker 4 (31:49):
We didn't have a brainstorm. What are we putting on
the line here? Obviously not something that affects you and
pugs are nothing to do.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
With me, obviously. Yeah, but any suggestions three four eighths
three three?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
You know, the winner takes the other team out to Reburger.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
Well, I mean we'll probably get that for a free one, right,
but Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Dot co dot ins and get yourself in the drawer
there and see whether you'd like to represent our team
Bricky or team Big Show. And yeah, we'll have a
little think, great idea suggestions three four eight three, that's
what we should put on the line for.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
The same good. In the meantime, he's the Kellers for.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
The cult there on the radio Hoedarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is for five poin fifty three.
Now remember tonight after six o'clock? What's on the dinner
with me? Kezy so text us what are you having
for dinner? On three four eight three, And you'll immediately
go on the drawder whin yourself a fifty dollar reburger
voucha and how about that for dinner?
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Feellos so good man three four eight three, what's on
the dinner coming up after six? Hey, guys, I was
having a little think, you know how like sorry, have.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
You got any thinking music? Ah? Thinking music? Thinking? Me?
I don't think so let me just have a look here,
d D that's good, is it? Yeah? I'd be thinking
if I was listening to this, yeah, man, that's perfect.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Probably sucking on a cigar and a kimono and cravat.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Okay, well that's not what's happening.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I was having a little think and you know, probably
five years ago. I'm not sure what triggered it, but
about five years ago, all of a sudden, working from
home became a massive thing. Yes, and I was just thinking,
like it all through, let's just say pandemics and whatever's happening.
The big show backbones are in their cars, they're at work,
they are broadcasting regardless.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Like the fact there was a deadly disease.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
That's right, we were broadcasting. And it made me think,
shouldn't we have sort of like once a week someone
works from home?
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Oh you know me on the show. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Well, the really interesting thing about working from home was
there was no up in productivity, and in fact, what
they found was that the productivity was higher with people
working home. Of course, the assumption is you just be
at home and get on the pass.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Well, I mean I wouldn't. No, I mean depends how
sunny it is.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah, I mean that's a beautiful day. I mean, but
you know, it's also computerized these days. You could be
sitting outside Moggi in the sun on your computer doing
your stuff.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
That's right, exactly. Well, hang on, we're talking about broadcasting
the show.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yes, okay, we're getting back to broadkay you what, I'm
sure we I mean just.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
One at a time at home or all of us
at home.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Maybe we were like maybe it's we have well, because
the way it works is they pick a few days
a week which are called anchor days, which are the
days everyone has to be in the office. Oh yeah,
And so we could say, you know, Monday, Wednesday, Friday,
those are anchor days.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Everyone has to be in Monday is no good for me?
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Tuesday Thursday optional, so you need Mondays off? Yeah, but
I mean you're currently working on Fridays.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Well, you could do the Monday and the skip the Monday. Yeah,
you could do from home Monday home on Friday. Keys,
you could do Tuesday and Thursday.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Yeah, and then so you're and then but Wednesdays and
anka day, so we'd all need to be here Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
We could all be here on Wednesday, and I'll just
be here every day because I don't have the technical
capabilities of having a home studio.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Yeah right, So would you be down for that? Mom?
I totally for that. Yeah. So we go home and
we just there's a day off as it will. It's
not a day but I'm working from home, right, which
is yeah, it's a day off.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
No, but you're doing that, you're still expected to deliver
the same as if you were at work. So we
need to you need a microphone, We probably need.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
You could be at home in your Mondays glass of
wine there on the deck and on.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
The deck, yeah, and just chatting. Be fine man, Yeah,
it was worth to go. I just think if I'm
at home, I should probably just put my feet up.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
Well.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
And also, you don't want to bring you Have you
heard the saying I don't want to bring your work
home with you?
Speaker 5 (35:53):
That's true. Yeah, but actually it's a good point.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
So I don't think i'd want to work Tuesdays and Thursdays, No,
because I don't want to be at.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Home with Do you want to do Mondays and Fridays
off as well? I mean working from home as well? Yeah? Okay,
is that an option? Yeah? And then so what's the
three Jason Pugs will just do the.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Show Monday, Tuesday and Thursday Friday. Yeah, and then on Wednesday,
of course we'll be here promo meeting. Yeah, and so yeah,
I think we do that.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Sweet.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
We just trial, that productivity will be probably be up Jason.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Look, I'm all for it, Forelos, Yeah, I think it's good,
so I reckon knock it in.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
We haven't talked to Toddy about it, Yes, I think so.
He's our boss, but I think he's working from home.
He's making from home to yeah yesterday as well. So
yeah sure, Actually shit, I just realized it's Tuesday. I'm
not even supposed to be here right. Oh yeah, Now
you can take the rest of the day off. Yeah,
I'll see you guys later.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Ike, You're welcome back, your messive backbones. Haven't your Tuesday
Night's just beautiful? You're listening to the Big Show, brought
to you by.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
Rebooger, handcrafted Burgers, loaded fries and gorme. So they will
change the game.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
And they're off and at the cake You've got by
Chicken leg and let's dynam I think a me Salagy
the box close in town.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
It's all hat cramp.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
And loaded price is getting a thick Oh my, they
don't change the game. Later in the race, it's good times.
Well oh my good food dining, could take away and
could be anybody's gaming.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
You can don't beat chicken, they.
Speaker 7 (37:25):
Cannot pigetarian read, they don't.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Reading money and a.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Yeah, oh, Pugs, he was gutted that the memo didn't
quite get to me to play that before the Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, because it seems I think, is
that what it's about? The Melbourne Cup? Yeah, the horse race,
because it makes no sense. Plain that there, Well it.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Still makes sense. I think people will still be like
Melbourne Cup day.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're genius, Pugs. You're
so good man kick ka good eating, good eating.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Hey, speaking of eaton, we need you to text in
on three four eight three what are you having for
dinner tonight?
Speaker 5 (38:07):
And we'll get into that next fellows.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
It's right fifty dollar Reeburg of our trup for grabs there, guys,
do you like Supergroove?
Speaker 5 (38:18):
Do you like it or not?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
The Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
In on JOm Petty there on the radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Tuesday evening.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
But right now it's time for Hey, guys, text here
from Steve.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
What's on the dinner with me Ki.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
Me.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
It's to seeing when where people text through what they're
having for dinner and then we read it out on
the radio.
Speaker 5 (38:46):
Oh so good.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
This one comes in from Will Will Will Ferrell smath
is Will Ferrell. Yes, yeah, he's sure good a fellas
Will Ferrell. Here, I'm having some barbecue duck with a
side of swede for dinner. See you at the beer festival.
Cheers Will Ferrell. Swede, Now that's something you don't hear
(39:09):
about too often as swede.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
No, it's I kind of put it in the yam tar.
I say more of a parsnip, I think about a turnip. Sure.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Wow, yeah, look I've got to be honest, by the way,
just on that very fond of a bit of duck.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
Oh yes, you know what I mean. I'm very the
one that takes dumps in your lounge pit duck. What's
its name again?
Speaker 3 (39:33):
No, I'm talking eating Walter Welter, you know, and the
peaking ducks that they have hanging in the old restaurants.
Love it that all diced up?
Speaker 5 (39:43):
I've never had it so goodly. The skin's delicious.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
You'd love it kesy bony, but you'd love it sweet
sort of dense, rich meat.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
But back on the swede, that's one of your that's
one of your your wheat roots. I don't like a
sweet root. Sweet root? Are we thinking roasted? What was it?
I think it might. It feels like it's going to
be a pure aid sort of a mesh with a
duck roasted. I feel like you need more than a yeah,
(40:19):
maybe a mesh done good stuff. Well, will Ferrell enjoy that.
I've got a text here from Geene Genie Gene Simmons
from the band Kiss. It's actually Geene Jeenie. Oh Jeene Jeannie,
the fictional character from the David Bell said, that's the
one living in Poky Core these days.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
He Hey, guys, my wife's gone out for tea with
your friends after the horse race to a vegetarian restaurant out.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
I stopped.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
I stopped and picked up five big ben pies from
the garage, and I'm going to squash them between fresh
bread and ketch up.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
I'm a shocking bastard. There ain't nothing wrong with that, man.
I've never had a pie of sandwich either.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
God, I mean pie sandwiches got me through my adolescents.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Would you say that you'd put a lot of butter
on one of those. You need the butter needs to
be melted onto them, and it's got to be fresh
white bread. That and a good squirt of sauce. Pie
sandwich is the bomb I've never I love a chip buddy.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
So he's having five pie sandwiches. Yeah, ten, ten slices
of bread and five pies. That is good eating, as
Gene Jenny for you. And she's at a vegetarian.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
So good wander's force to eat vegetarian when she's there,
just gone hard out in the pi.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
Here's one from Charles Charles Dickens. I was going to
say Charles Manson, it's.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
Actually King Charles. Oh yeah, yeah, good guys, King Charles.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Sausage fingers. That's the one.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
Is that why there's so many typos?
Speaker 5 (41:54):
King Charles?
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Here?
Speaker 4 (41:55):
Mince and cheese, Paddy Burger homemade, young Yum's.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
A shock and he's a bit of an idiot, a
bit of pressure lately. Mince and cheese, what burgers?
Speaker 4 (42:07):
Mince and cheese, Paddy Burger homemade, Yum yum.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
Jason come out with his new burger petties where they
put the cheese inside the beef. Now, having said that
he said it's homemade, yes, so that that means it
might be good. But the prepackaged ones, I'd say no,
say no to that.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Right, sounds like right up your alley easy yih is
a bit squishy at the moment because you ate something dodgy.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Okay, my actual alley is Yes, I am struggling. I
feel like maybe some dud chicken. Yeah, I feel like
I'm going to explode at some point, hopefully not to
get home.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
But The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Green Day there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show. This
beautiful Tuesday evening fellas the day dawns nearer down to
Dunedin on the Friday early doors too. I was looking
at the flight it's like six point fifty in the morning. Yeah,
she's early, boy, she's an early.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
Far away like Dunedin's ages away from Auckland we were based.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Isn't it about like eight hours from Auckland to Janedin
on the plane plane? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:08):
Yeah, so yeah, yeah, you leave at six fifty. By
the time we get down, they're only just going to
make it. I think we might actually miss the first
half an hour of our show because we're going north.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
We're not going due south, We're going dune north, so
we've got to go all the way up and then
under and over Antarctica. Oh really, is that why Antarctica? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Apparently it's with the winds and the magnetic sort of field, right.
Speaker 5 (43:30):
So okay, well that makes sense. Seem to have it
so ridiculously Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Yeah, yeah, Actually, to be honest, to be safe, we
should probably ask to switch it to the night before, Yeah,
night about midnight to get there on time. Yeah, but
we'll look into it. But we are going to be
at the Dined and Craft Beer and Food Festival on
the friday our show. If you are listening, will we
broadcast live from the festival, which I'm excited about.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Yeah. Yeah, and hopefully the festival will be going while
we're doing the live. We're going to stop it? Are
they going to stop? Everybody to leave, and then then
we'll show and then yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Well that's good because it could be quite distracting having
people listening to your show, you know.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
Too much energy in the show. No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
I'd like to picture no one listening to our show.
Oh yes, I've never met a single listener of our show,
so i'd get pretty thrown off.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
I actually picture people nude listening to the show because
it relaxes you picture yourself nude.
Speaker 5 (44:20):
No people listening to the show in nude. Ah, you
know what I mean? Just like it's one of the
hints they give you when you've got fear and you're
going on stage.
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Keezy, it's the picture of people new Yeah, to picture
the audience all naked.
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Wouldn't that just like give you a would give you
get your rivved up? Yeah? It did that to me
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Now the big pole today drinking milk out of the bottle?
Speaker 5 (45:13):
Yes or no? Pole?
Speaker 4 (45:22):
That's right, Today's big pole drinking milk out of the bottle?
Speaker 5 (45:25):
Yes or no.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
You can vote at Hidarky Big Show's Instagram story. Do
you want to have a guess at where it came in? Feelers?
Speaker 3 (45:32):
My instinct would tell me that the majority, but maybe
not a huge majority, would be in favor of I'll
say sixty percent.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
I was going to sixty five years.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
All right, Well, I've gone to the Hdacubi, says instagram story.
I've voted myself for no because you shouldn't, and the
results are fifty two percent.
Speaker 5 (45:51):
Yes. Wow, so it's split right down the middle. Yes,
one of those things, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Yeah? Actually that makes sense because the gross as some
people out and some people love it.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
They lap it up.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
Well, what about this? So we had heaps of correspondence
on this earlier in the show. A great ticks suggestion
here because in my house, my wife loves it, she
loves drinking out of the bottle, and I don't like it.
And this ticks here on three.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
Foot Why are you guys smoking nothing? Because you started smoking?
Wasn't because I said, my wife loves it. Yeah, when
you see my life, my wife loves it. And then
you started smoking, and then you worked at me.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Anyway, there's text here on three four eight three.
Speaker 5 (46:29):
I do it so much.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
My family make me buy my own two liter bottle,
so I have my own bottle and the fridge always.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
But two liters of milk a week. It's a lot,
isn't it. I mean, obviously your tailor then back the
amount of people. But maybe she does need her own,
she needs her own bottle milk. I would go through
two leaders in two days. Really, you drink a liter
of milk a day.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
You've got to add in the coffees there. I don't
for your milk. Oh yeah, yeah, So I mean I
have three coffees a day.
Speaker 5 (47:04):
Yeah. And one of those is a long black, isn't it? Yeah?
One of them is a long black one. How much
milk is in that? Another one is you know, a
cold ice?
Speaker 7 (47:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (47:14):
And I drink a lot of milk right easily, there's
a lot of milk.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
And in fact, our whole family does we go through
a two leader and like a day and a half,
two days at most.
Speaker 5 (47:25):
Have you guys ever thought of getting your own cow.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
You guys are shocking, Yeah we are, Yeah, acount, I
haven't because you could, like they'll probably how much is
the cow?
Speaker 5 (47:34):
Cot? They're free. You get one anyway driving out and
I'm going again tonight, Hamilton. They're just on the side
of the road. They're all on the side of the road.
Cows everywhere. Yeah, you seen them before.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
Yeah, but they must have like a tag on them
or something that if they get stolen in.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
The middle of field. But nobody owns them the middle field.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
And how do you how do you manage to coerce
them into the teeter?
Speaker 5 (47:53):
You just go over and grab them. Yeah a cow?
You put some grass on the back seat. Yeah, they
love grass, you know, cows the stupid burst and then
they just hop in the back. Yeah okay, So and
what are you using the cow for? What's that for? Milk?
I haven't got one? What No, No, I got one
last year for a secret center.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
Wait, so you stole the cow and then you gifted
it to someone to steal it keys.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
You're not listening. I was standing in the middle field
doing jack ship saved it exactly. It was dying of cold,
would run out of grass. I picked it or put
it in the back of the cap.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
Well, have your say, New Zealand vote on the Big
Pole Hdarky Big Shows Instagram.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
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Speaker 5 (48:46):
Well there you go in there advanced. That's that the
joke downe and dusted this Tuesday evening. In the podcast
outro today there was a lot of Wii.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
Chat wheeze chat how we we you know, yeah, down.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
How Maggie weeze all over the place and it expects
everyone has to clean it up.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
Yeah, it was interesting. What's the clip today? Keasy ah?
Speaker 4 (49:10):
Well, the club I've got for you today was very
much in the same vein Jason and a reminder, if
you're listening to this and you love it seven thirty tonight,
it comes out just such ducky Big Show.
Speaker 5 (49:18):
Where you get your podcasts from.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
Fait way to shoot, that would be you get someone
like Pugs Yeah or maybe Jace Yah to put a
head mounted GoPro on and then just sort of crouched
down behind you and.
Speaker 5 (49:30):
So I would just squat over Jason's head.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
That's right, it needs to be head mounted to my
instinct on that is that the sphincter is quite tight,
So I don't imagine it would be there would be
much movement unless you're really repent.
Speaker 5 (49:46):
Yeah, great stuff. There's a kind of clip that you'd
expect Deli to put up. Yeah, I don't expect beautifrom
You's gusty, to be fair, He's just working with what
he's got. That was the best of a bad yes,
he What are you up to tonight? Magie? Driving to Hamilton? Man,
I've got a cool event to go there, if you
can believe this, I've got to go to an event
at seven thirty in the morning tomorrow, Yes, seven thirty
(50:09):
a m That sounds so great. And That'll be done
by about nine and then I'll drive back to Auckland.
So I'll tell you it's all about it tomorrow. Right.
So I just marked that one down, Fowlers, I'll just
put it in the dock now put it on the
chat there will start the show with that, Keys, I'm
only three breaks for that. Mogi driving in his car
to Hamilton and back. Wow, Hey, Kezy, what are you
(50:30):
having for tea?
Speaker 4 (50:32):
I'm making a noodle chicken stir fried dish because my
wife is playing squash tonight again.
Speaker 5 (50:37):
No, she played touch last night. What extra curriculum? And
I'm worried about you, Keesy, because she's continued. She's always
out there, she's playing all sorts of different sports. You're
doing nothing, and I'm worried about that. Used to play touch,
used to play indoor netball, basketball, basketball, you did lots
of things, and you've parked all of that and you
don't go run anymore.
Speaker 4 (50:55):
I'm worried you're going to blow out men. I play
golf with Jason. Yeah that's not enough.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
You're going to play and you go and you sit
on the couch and play games and eat homemade, well
bought pizzas and noodles and yeah, yeah, that is really bad.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
I do have a bear guts actually, So if we
could wrap this up and I could get home, Jason,
what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 3 (51:15):
Man?
Speaker 5 (51:16):
Leading lines and filming early tomorrow? Kill men?
Speaker 4 (51:21):
Tell us about that tomorrow? Eh nah, see you tomorrow,
floor everyone, We'll see
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Good man going pretty grassy. You're mad dog, you're six
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We've told her it needs to sort itself out and
has really come through these last few days absolutely happy days.
And I couldn't be happy. It good to be alive.
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He's all tapped his shirt into a shorts.
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That is that.
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That's an interesting look, but good a keasy, how you
gang your made basket?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Good things fellas in my golf a tire because I
was helping the acc try and hit a hole in
one on this simulator because they're basically not going to
sleep until they had a hole in one on their
golf simulator. So I'm in full golf a tire and
I spilled a cup of water on my bum and
now it looks like I've weed myself.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
It's very uncomfortable. It doesn't look good.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
No, it doesn't look stupid. But I'm good though. Other
than that, Jason, you look great.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Thank you? Shit, No, what do you call that material?
What is that? I don't know? Is it flannel? No,
it's not fin I said, very light shirt make it's
very thin.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, I'm not taking the purse. It looks identical to
a tablecloth that my mum has.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, well it's really interesting. He should say that because
my wife thinks I look great.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah, she always says to me. I like it when
you wear that shit look even better out of it, though,
don't you when you wear that? Do your wives ever
say that? Never?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yes, my wife does say that, yes, quite often.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Hey, Mogi, what's coming up on the show mate? What's
happening on the Big Show with Old mogis a bloody
huge show as always, fellers. Of course we've got the
Melbourne Cup coming up today. Yes, it's the race that
stops two nations. Did you hear about that? I have
(02:35):
heard about it. We'll be discussing why that is also
jas now. I can't wait to get to this, Jesse.
You had a brilliant conversation today with a lollipop man
at a traffic stop. I did. I can't wait to
find the details about that. Stick around if you want
to know to New Zealand and also drinking milk straight
out of the bottle. I'm going to find out how
(02:56):
we feel about that one, Fellas. This is what we
call vanilla y. No, it's not. It's good radio. It's
my idea. I feel very strongly about that subject. But
in the meantime, you sound good.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
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Speaker 5 (03:18):
But right now it's time four big Pole, two big
poles in a row. Fellers.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, two days we're back, baby. I'm bringing this particular
discussion topic to the table. Yesterday. It was after dinner.
I had done the dishes there and I was chating
to my lovely wife and she was putting stuff back
in the fridge and then took the three little bottle
of milk out, unscrewed the lid, went to have a drink,
then looked at me and then went, oh, yeah, that's right, Sorry,
(03:50):
I forgot, and then put the lid back on and
put it back in the fridge. I was like, what
did you forget? She said, I forgot to not do
it while you're around. It's a basically because I would
people drink out of the milk and then I use
the milk. And so she's stopped doing it, I thought,
for the last decade.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
In front of me. So she's been doing it.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
And I know her too, she loves milk, so she
would have been doing it every single bottle of milk
we get.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
She would have drunk out of the bottle.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I just wanted to know if i'm you know, am
I being uptight or is she being gross?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Well in the first instance, yes, right when it start
with that. Okay, So she's been drinking out of the bottle,
every bottle of milk you've had for the last ten years.
Probably what sickness is? What bad things have happened to
you as a result of her doing that all this time?
And you thought she hadn't been doing it, but she has.
What's happened to be fear?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Oh no, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Not completely not worth worrying about. Then. Also, I'm assuming
that you guys are at the kissing stage. Ah, yeah,
thank you. So I mean you're getting those coodies anyway, Yeah,
I know.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I just wouldn't mind getting them from kissing. Yeah, but
now I'm getting those koodies without kissing.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I'm getting it in the morning. I make my morning Milo.
And also.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I think those are really good points, Maggie. And also,
but the thing is, because I love nothing more. In fact,
it's got to the point for me where I can
only drink it out of the bottle.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
It's like my wife will say to me, can you
just put it in a glass.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Yes, and it's like not the same. It's not the same.
And that's proven by what you've just said. The KIZI
she's gone to have a drink out of the bottle.
She's stopped after taking the lid off. She's looked at me.
Then she's going, oh that's right. Then she's put the
lid back on and put it in the fridge. Yeah,
so she didn't she wanted to drink of milk. She
didn't then go and pour it into a glass. She
(05:42):
only drinks it out of the bottle one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
But the thing is, I feel like it's a she
wants the milk, but the movement involved in taking two
steps to the right, opening a cup and getting a
glass out as too much and outweighs how much she
wants the milk or she's just gonna wait for me
not to be there and have a.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Well, I tell you what, this is advice for your wife,
because this is what I do, and it's really bad.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
It's terrible advice.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Be as I actually never really get away with it,
as I'll open the fridge door and leave the fridge
door open and hide behind it and then hide behind
it and sort of kneel down a little bit and
then skull from the bottle.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
And pretty much every time my wife will go, I
know what you would do. I know what you're doing
because it's not physic it's joking. Man, Come on, man,
come on guys.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
As I was saying before, I also and I think
it comes from the days that you know, when you'd
have a fierce hangover and there was nothing better to
me than a big bottle of ice cold milk when
you wake up and you got the dry horrors, and
it was like, but there is potential of floaties.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
I want to keep me there. I just think it's gross.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
And I think, especially if you know, if we have
kids and stuff, they are all going to be doing
it because they see mum doing it. And then all
of a sudden, I've got a house full of milk
bottle drinkers.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Oh, don't get me wrong. I mean, she's an animal?
Is she shocking? Bastard thought?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
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There on the Radio hod Archy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The big pole today was drinking milk straight from the bottle?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Yes or no, that's right.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I discovered yesterday that my wife is still drinking milk
straight from our bottle after a decade of hiding it
because I remember a long time ago I was like,
can you not do that? And then she's like, oh okay,
and then it turns out she's just been hiding it
this whole time, and it's probably drunk out of every
single milk bottle we've ever owned. She loves it, she said,
what the punters reck?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
And Jason, yeah, I think so good a Adam, your
mad bastard? How's life?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
No, good mate.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
I got told at a young age you need require
a sport milk.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Right, okay, so that means you're on her side, Adam. Well,
she didn't have sport any milk, so I don't know
what keasy's cring.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
That's a good point. She hasn't spilt any milk. That's
not what you know of. That's not that I know of.
Thank you very much for that, Adam. What about you,
Stephen graymouth Man? Are you pro drinking from the bottle
or anti?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
I'm one hundred percent pro. I think it's all to
do with the primal, primal urges from the way back
when we hit the suck from the tit of the
cow right for the bottle.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
I don't think anyone was sucking on a cow's tit.
I think the pullet's pud I've done that, not the
pud mogi the tea.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
But actually, I've got to say that when I'm partaking
in it, there is a primal element to it.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
It's like I must have the sustenance. Now what eating?
You just eat? Just drinking. And it's the coldness of
it too. Do you also it with other drinks? You
do it with juices or anything else that's in the fridge?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Genuinely, I don't, right, you know, because we've got like
soda and tonic water and all that much guy, and
I'll always pour that into a glass. But when it
comes to milk. I just suck it straight from so
I suck it hard.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Magie.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
What about Nakita, what do you think on this, Nikeda?
You pro drinking from the milk bottle.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Or anti we're antie that it's unsafe or for the
bacteria it is?
Speaker 5 (09:28):
It is? Really? Yeah, well that's sound real, is it?
Because Keysy has been drinking out of been drinking milk
that's been contamidated every single day for the last ten years,
and nothing's happened to him except he spilt water all
over his eyes today. I don't know if that's related.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Well, the thing is is that you don't really know
where the other person's mouth being, well, the.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Other person's mouth being on you. Yeah, well, hey have
you been.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Thanks Nikita, you're on my side, mate, Thank you very much.
I do kind of know where her mouth's bit.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
I guess.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I'm no, don't look at me then on you.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
I know, there's just some deep reluctance in me to
go down that particular path. Really reluctance. Sure, there is reluctance.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Key.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
So the thing for me when it comes to floating
is it has always been the thing back at school
when Suddeny got gives a scull means a sip, because
a sip when you had a Coca Cola or whatever
it might be, was it's not the saliva that it's
the it's the food floating is it's whatever they've been
eating going back in, and that's that backwash, which is
just that is disgusting. But you would hope that by
(10:37):
the age that your wife set now, she would know
how to drink out of a bottle without depositing floatings
back in.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Can I just say slightly in your defense? And it's
kind of related.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
When I went to school, the boarding school, we used
to get cut a little carton of milk from riches.
I hit this mate.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Who every morning would scull it and it was often
quite warm, milk wasn't freezing cold. It's all this cart
and the milk every morning and do the most hemous
disgusting belt.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Right right, And I was like, right, So, I don't
what's the point. What's the point of that?
Speaker 5 (11:13):
He's saying. You can understand it, because that's what you're
missus does she raps them out? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she does.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
She'll be stoked. Actually, I wonder she's listening right now.
But it is disgusting and to be honest, there's a
lot of texts here on three four eight three backing
me up. If we're going to start drinking from the
jug one not put on a couple of loinclothes and
start flinging poos at each other. I'm with key rings here.
It's disgusting.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
A lot of people.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Also are saying, Keezy, get over yourself. Don't you finish
her reburger when she can't eat it all? And you
cass here and do other stuff too, and you're worried
about drinking from the bottle not a backbone. Wheezy kesy
And that's from Jeff in Southland. So have your say,
New Zealand three four eight three. You can also vote
on the Hocky Big Shows Instagram story.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Great stuff mate, Thank you.
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Great stuff for mate fellas. Thank you, Sorry, that's okay, man.
I had something happened to me today that really made
mid day.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you. I was having
an annoying morning. Oh wow, you know, and I was
efine and Jeff and yeah, I was effin and Jeff
in a little bit and stuff wasn't quite going all right,
and just trying to organize certain things and they weren't
quite happening. And then I went, I'll just get in the.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Car and go to the supermart and get dinner sorted out,
do something practical in the meantime. And so I was
in a bit of a sort of bad meat And anyway,
I was driving down my street and then I got
towards the end of my street and there were roadworks, joker,
and I was like, ah, I was effing and Jeff
and just going, oh good one, And there was a
dude standing there with his lollipop with the stop. So
(13:21):
I stopped now I've got to describe this dude.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
He was one of the most enormous men I've ever
seen in my life.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Mustly a hot feller. I'm sure there was muscle in there.
Big unit.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
He was a substantial, substantial unit, right, And he had
some wrap around sonnies on like shades like shade, No,
not that flash, just really shitty shitt wrap around glasses.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
But he also had this.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Tiny helmet on his head, and I swear to god
it was teens.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Teen's side is too small for him.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
But having said that, his head was so massive, I
don't think there's a helmet that's been invented that would
fit his head.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Can I just say? He sounds like an absolute stellia? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:09):
He was.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
He was. He was a character. He was magnificent.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Anyway, So I'm stopped there and the window on my passenger.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Side is down because he was quite steamy, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Anyway, he shuffles over to me, and I'm like, oh,
this is weird. They don't usually come and have a
chitty chap. They usually just say stop or go. And
then he bends down and he looks at.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Me and he goes, your name is and I swear
to God that was his voice. Wow.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
And it was like, firstly and foremost, that voice doesn't
suit the body.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Oh my god, because he's like the opposite of you.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
He is the opposite of me. That's your voice. It
should be my voice, and he should have had my voice.
And he's like, you know, is you taken? And I
was like, oh, you know, I came in, not too
bad about yourself.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
And he oh, just sitting in here like an if
an idiot, you know.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
It's per usual. And I went, oh, you're not an idiot, mate, and.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
He goes anyway, mate, just so as you know, he's
a bit of tripping down the bottom.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Then once we once we lift it through, I can
lift me, I can let you through. And I was like, oh, okay,
that is going to take a while, is that And.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
He's like, oh, oh.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
No, probably about probably about thirty seconds. And I was like, oh,
that's a good man.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I don't mind that, you know, that's fine, and he
goes even not he knows no, And I was like, yeah,
there's lovey down. He goes, oh, if it took long enough,
and I went, yeah, didn't it, mate? Jesus took forever
and then he goes, oh, no, see look swift me
even asks like a legit, and I was like, and
(15:55):
he's just this huge guy. Look at him and I
was like, yeah, but you guys must get really really
hot in any way, the conversation stopped and he was
just staring at me and he didn't say anything for
about ten seconds, and it was really awkward, and I'm
frantically going, how do I how do I.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Carry on this conversation? And after about ten seconds he
looks at me and he's got a little smile on
his face and he goes, anyway.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Big boom, big boom, and I went, yeah, mate, you're
a backbone.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Backbone. He went, you're good on you mate, just.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Warmed it off and then he gave me the two
thumbs up. But it was one of those things. It
was so ridiculous. I was like, actually, that's really tuned
my day around, and it was in a good mood
from there on.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Legit. Hopefully he's listening right now as we speak, has
as to be even weirder than Keys is at the moment.
Quite possibly.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
I spilled water on my butt. Just for those who
have just joined us, boom.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
You're a big Boone keysy on you. I was just
talking here.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Guns Roses here on the Radio hot Aki Big Show.
Just a reminder, by the way, on the show, letter
On will be taking the Melbourne Cat live, Fellows by.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Later on you mean like ten minutes time, I Reagan.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yeah, just after five o'clock there will be taking it live.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
So good.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
At the meantime we'll yeah, at the meantime, here's uh
on the telly will be taking it live.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
I don't know what that means, just nothing.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
What's on the telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Yeah, hey, fellas. Last night I watched the last episode
of season five of Slow Horses on Apple Television. Yes, okay,
they only have six episodes per season. It's not many, keezy,
(18:09):
six episodes mate per season. And it's got Gary Oldman
in it, who plays a spy, the bloody good spy
has been around for Donkeys years and he sort of
leads a group of near do wells and misfits out
of a place called Slough House and they always find
themselves entangled in the latest terrorist attacks somehow, I don't
(18:30):
know how. Yes, and everybody hates them because they're useless
and you know they should be throwing out of five
and all that sort of carry on. But they solve
every single problem that ever comes into the country, and
so you think that they would be celebrated, indeed promoted,
but you know you can't have that. It sort of
ruins the idea of the show men, so you can
(18:51):
forget about that. So this in this one they have
this season was all about a terrorist organization sort of
a sell of terrorists that have gone rogue and they
want to bring the United Kingdom to its knees as
a result of some foreign policy that was at play
in the eighties, yes, possibly the seventies. Well, I won't
(19:13):
ruin it for you, but the slow Horses get involved
from slaur House and it was good. It wasn't their
best season, but it was really enjoyable. As always, the
Roan's really good, the character you're in it for. The
characters really Gary Oldman's amazing, Christina Scott Thomas is amazing.
All of the cast are really good, very very funny lines.
You always get a couple of three laugh out loud
(19:34):
moments every week from the horrendous things that Gary Oldman
says to pretty much everybody. The storyline was a little
bit looser, wrapped up, a little bit easy for me. Yeah. Sure,
this time around it was all of a sudden, okay,
all right, that's how we're doing it. It was found
a little bit lazy. Is it the whole show done? Now?
So they have a story, one arching storyline in each season,
(19:58):
so it's sort of like, you know, and this one
it was as terror as sow as six episodes that
deal with that from start to finish. Yeah, and then
and then next season there'll be another thing that's a
problem and another thing you know. Sorry.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
The reason why I'm looking at the TV behind you, Meger,
is because there's a guy that looked just like Hoidy
j on there.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Do you mean how many busies out of five would
you give that? I would give it probably a good
four for the show in general, and probably a three
for the storyline, but definitely you recommend it. If you're
not watching Slow Horses, you got to. And the other
thing is, at the end of it, they played the
trailer for the next season, which seems like they've already
filmed it. Underweight edem next season is looking good man.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Great sound for mate. Yeah, look, I'll be honest with you,
I didn't watch. We hit one of those nights where
we couldn't decide on you, so we just chatted and
faft around and I cleaned golf balls.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
How many buzzies out of five cleaning golf balls?
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Yeah, it's my relaxation, so five buzzies.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Nice man.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Coming up next on the Big Show, the Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Actually Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune in week
days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Welcome back in messive Backbones. Hope you're getting through your
Tuesday afternoon. You're listening to the Big Show, brought to
you by Reburg.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Gear, crave worthy street food freshly made with Reburg.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Year scrumptedly obstious.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Sure is things heading up in Melbourne? Of course the
race that stops two nations. You were saying, actually, Mogi
that it's going off in Ponsonby Ride. I imagine it
would be with all the bars et cetera there.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Yeah. I had a bit of a wander down there
earlier on today, in the heart of Auckland's and there's
a whole bunch of of bars down there that are
having a special day. There's tables out on the streets.
Nice men and women dressed to the absolute nine. Paste up,
you know, good times.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Can I just say the first sorry, the last horse
is officially into the old what was it called the
cage bird cage? Yeah, cage there, So we are about
to be underway.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Feelers, there's another one going in there, keysy, come on,
they gets slopping them in there.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
There we go, there you go.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Wow, jeez, that was bizarre, right, because was it royal supremacy?
I had about a thirty meter lead there? Yeah, seven
links and then you completely no, I think it's meetings.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
You measure it by the length of the horse. That's
upsurd um.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Yeah, when went hard, didn't it. I used to do that,
you know, and I'm the eight hundred meters and I'd
be leaving by, you know, one hundred and fifty meters,
and then everyone, inevitably they'd bring me down.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
And last, you can't ride a horse at the eight
hundred meters, man, it's just stupid. But that was very interesting.
That horse completely ran out of gas. They got chased down.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
The horses you don't fill them up with guests, man,
they don't run out of guess.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Wow, it's like it's like a colloquial saying a figure
of speech moogi. But the interesting thing there, Buckaroo, there
was that bloke who had a twelve leg multi and
the twelve leg the twelfth yet it's a multi bit
the twelfth league. All of them had come and except
for the twelfth one which was for Buckeruda Place and
a time about eight or something. So that guy missed
down one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
You just saw on that text us. Now, did you
have a bit of an office too going on? Who
was the winners, who were the losers?
Speaker 5 (23:12):
How much did you win? What was happening? That's right
and also interesting that there was not one New Zealand
horse in the field this year, so it should have
really only stopped one nation stop two or there's one, No,
there's none smoking romans now it did it make it?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
He just ran I'm so confused.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Three four eight three is the number, by the way,
in Kings of Leon.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarki.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Read Chilli Pepper's here on the Radio Hodarky Big Show.
This Tuesday afternoon at sixteen past five.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
This is breaking news, big news, fellas big news. You
guys will remember the gentleman known as Lyon and a
series up and Fugaday and had I think he had
up to around about thirty odd cats. Big cats, big
bastards are at his park there and used to be
(24:13):
able to pay for tickets and you go along and
you'd watch the lion man sort of play with the
big cats. And he was a bit of a study
at a ponytail real smoke show. Sounds hot. Then they
ran into a few issues and he stepped down as
a director of the park. His mum took over a
few issues here and there, et cetera, et cetera. Anyway,
they're down to seven the old ladies had. She's had
(24:34):
an absolute guts full of the joint and she decided
to sell the joint for sell the land off. Well,
of course you've still got seven big cats there, right.
So it's in the paper that they're having to euthanize
these cats. They're going to have to kill them. I
don't know how they do it. They've got to get
rid of them because the people that are buying the
land don't want seven big cats. You're talking your lions,
(24:55):
your tigers, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
What are they doing with the land? If are they
building townhouses? Because they could just you know, save a
few of the townhouses and put the lions in there.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Yeah, I don't know. Well it's too late, easy because
I've been on the phone to it and I've bought
all seven seven. Well, because there's a MIXI you've got
four lions, two tigers in a polar beer, so dear
mind now.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Okay, and they're all big cats, big cats, yeah, Polar Bear, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
The white ones.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah, it's not some Sumerian Siberian.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
No, No, it's definitely what she said, Polar Bear. She
said they got bag it up in the orders, but
they got stuck with us. Polar Bear sweating like a bastard.
You said you would be at last week or so
because I thought they'd might be bloody good for secret centers.
Secret centers. So you know at Christmas time when everybody
gets a gift and you don't know who's given it
to who or whatever, imagine if you've got a lion,
(25:53):
because we are, aren't we doing a polar beer? Totally?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
What it depends like a secret center used has like
a limit like thirty dollars.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, but that's you sort of, it's suggested.
But if somebody wants to be more generous than that,
you're not going to be gadded, are you. It's going
to be gaded if you get a lion or a
polar bear.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
True story, my daughter's fourth birthday party and a mate
turned up and she bought she had bought my daughter
for her fourth birthday party a baby rabbit, right yeah, yeah,
compared not.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Only that, she bought my four year old daughter.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
A baby rabbit, but no hatch, nothing like that, just
literally a baby rabbit.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
He's got it good. How old is your daughter now?
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Twenty nine about the right age to get a polar beer,
don't you think?
Speaker 5 (26:50):
I think so? Or a lion or a lion. Yeah,
she has a preference. I think knowing her as ID,
she'd probably go polar bear. Actually yeah, we living she's
living in Melbourne hot over there. But that's the beauty
of it, you see, because a lot of people think
that polar bears are dangerous, and in the normal element,
they are. If they're in the cold, God, you've got
(27:12):
to be careful of a bloody polar beer. They'll have you.
But if it's thirty two thirty six degrees celsius, they're
just on the ground. Pan. Yeah, true, absolutely, Pan.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
So can I just have confirmation that you're not going
to put one of these things in the Big Show
secret Sandard that we're going to do?
Speaker 5 (27:33):
I think we should really, I don't want to ruin
the surprise.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
I just don't think that you know me.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
And if you do get one, I'm not saying it's
come from me, all right, Yeah, true, it could have
come from someone else.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Tune in four on Radio Mattella.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
You're there on the Radio Darchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
The time is five forty and Apple.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
You austallions out there because boy, we got an opportunity
for you.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
The Swingers Club is back, that's right, Jace.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
We went to Fiji recently and took the Swingers Club International.
If you don't know what the Swingers Club is, it's
Hodaki's basically golf club, a.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Bit of a pun theer Mogi. It was good stuff.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Thanks man, You've got Manyah and Jerry from The Bricky
Show who love playing golf, and then you've got me
and Jason love it, and Mogi and Pugsan are just
acquiring the golf taste.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Yeah. I got my first par over in Fiji, which
I loved. That's buy Jase immediately. I played golf twice
in twenty years, Jase, jumpstraight and Set. I just got
a birdie. Oh you did get a bertie too. Yeah,
but we didn't have the hoody j a number one
best in the wilds thing on hand, which is a
real shame. It was a magnificent birdie.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
So cool man. But we are playing another game later
this month. We're going to be doing this up in
Auckland at wind Ross, which is a course out south
in the Cleveden area.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
It's beautiful out there way too, I know that much.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
It is beautiful. And this time it's an aid of November.
Everything is in support of November. And all you have
to do is decide whether you want to be Team
Bricky or Team Big Show. Because how it's gonna work
is you're gonna have Jason and I who are going
to need two playing partners to round out our four,
and we will be taking on Team Bricky, so it'll
be Meniah and Jeremy and they will have two.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Winners as well.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
So if you'd like to enter, if you think you
could represent one of the two teams, go to hoduk
you dot co dot inzid inter there and don't forget
with Movember. Every single dollar you give fuels the programs,
research and support that help men live healthier and longer lives.
Don't wait, donate now at in zi dot Movember dot com.
We are looking for teammates. What are we looking for
in terms of you.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Look, I think, ez, we want them to be better
than us. Yeah, that's not hard.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Because every team needs to have a couple of guys
that are good in a couple of cos.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah, a couple of Yeah, we've got the bums cover definitely,
no question about that. But I don't want them to
be so good that it becomes a spectacle, because I
want to I'm thinking like sort of ten to fifteen handicap,
which is pretty good, it's very good, whereas we're in
the late twenties.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
Yeah kind of thing. So two preferably guns, yeah, but
not two guns. Not they're going to be battlers, you know,
they're going to be you know.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, I think so, because Jerry's pretty good Manaia is
terrible and cheats.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
Then the other thing is, how is it going to be, Like,
how are you going to the score because last time
you go shot yourselves in the foot by an again
with what was the best score or so instead of
adding both the scores together of both of them taking
the best shot or whatever it was which played, because
they just ended up being Jerry shot every single time.
So you guys, yeah got and keys. He had a
(30:46):
shy and a shocker that day. Yeah, in most days,
but I also had a shaka. Yeah, but it was
all good because Jerry had a great one. Yeah, it
would have been fine you having a shocker if Jays
had a great one. But he didn't, Well, he just
had a standard one. I had a step eat shocker.
Yeah yeah, yeah. So I think you guys need to
make sure that the rules are more in your favor
this time, more than you need to worry about who
(31:06):
you're playing with. I think you need to add all
of the scores together. That's tough.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
I like that though, Yeah, yeah, I think so, because
I will shoot like two hundred and something if he
doesn't cheat exactly.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
Well, that's that's the thing as four against four, isn't it.
So it needs to be everybody's score. I've been pushing
hard for that one, fellas. You need we need to win.
This is an opportunity for the Big Show to see
out the year with a goddamn victory. If Hannasis nded
to us this year by these bastards, yeah, you got
smacked over in the Gulf, you pulled a hammy. We
lost the four by one hundred meter relay against them
as well. Quad and it was also Jace that did that.
(31:41):
Oh yeah, sure, And so we need to round out
the year with a victory. It's the last three times
against him. It's got to be a win. Do we
put something on it?
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Again?
Speaker 4 (31:49):
We didn't have a brainstorm. What are we putting on
the line here? Obviously not something that affects you and
pugs are nothing to do.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
With me, obviously. Yeah, but any suggestions three four eighths
three three?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
You know, the winner takes the other team out to Reburger.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
Well, I mean we'll probably get that for a free one, right,
but Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Dot co dot ins and get yourself in the drawer
there and see whether you'd like to represent our team
Bricky or team Big Show. And yeah, we'll have a
little think, great idea suggestions three four eight three, that's
what we should put on the line for.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
The same good. In the meantime, he's the Kellers for.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
The cult there on the radio Hoedarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is for five poin fifty three.
Now remember tonight after six o'clock? What's on the dinner
with me? Kezy so text us what are you having
for dinner? On three four eight three, And you'll immediately
go on the drawder whin yourself a fifty dollar reburger
voucha and how about that for dinner?
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Feellos so good man three four eight three, what's on
the dinner coming up after six? Hey, guys, I was
having a little think, you know how like sorry, have.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
You got any thinking music? Ah? Thinking music? Thinking? Me?
I don't think so let me just have a look here,
d D that's good, is it? Yeah? I'd be thinking
if I was listening to this, yeah, man, that's perfect.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Probably sucking on a cigar and a kimono and cravat.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Okay, well that's not what's happening.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I was having a little think and you know, probably
five years ago. I'm not sure what triggered it, but
about five years ago, all of a sudden, working from
home became a massive thing. Yes, and I was just thinking,
like it all through, let's just say pandemics and whatever's happening.
The big show backbones are in their cars, they're at work,
they are broadcasting regardless.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Like the fact there was a deadly disease.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
That's right, we were broadcasting. And it made me think,
shouldn't we have sort of like once a week someone
works from home?
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Oh you know me on the show. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Well, the really interesting thing about working from home was
there was no up in productivity, and in fact, what
they found was that the productivity was higher with people
working home. Of course, the assumption is you just be
at home and get on the pass.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Well, I mean I wouldn't. No, I mean depends how
sunny it is.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah, I mean that's a beautiful day. I mean, but
you know, it's also computerized these days. You could be
sitting outside Moggi in the sun on your computer doing
your stuff.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
That's right, exactly. Well, hang on, we're talking about broadcasting
the show.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yes, okay, we're getting back to broadkay you what, I'm
sure we I mean just.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
One at a time at home or all of us
at home.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Maybe we were like maybe it's we have well, because
the way it works is they pick a few days
a week which are called anchor days, which are the
days everyone has to be in the office. Oh yeah,
And so we could say, you know, Monday, Wednesday, Friday,
those are anchor days.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Everyone has to be in Monday is no good for me?
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Tuesday Thursday optional, so you need Mondays off? Yeah, but
I mean you're currently working on Fridays.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Well, you could do the Monday and the skip the Monday. Yeah,
you could do from home Monday home on Friday. Keys,
you could do Tuesday and Thursday.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Yeah, and then so you're and then but Wednesdays and
anka day, so we'd all need to be here Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
We could all be here on Wednesday, and I'll just
be here every day because I don't have the technical
capabilities of having a home studio.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Yeah right, So would you be down for that? Mom?
I totally for that. Yeah. So we go home and
we just there's a day off as it will. It's
not a day but I'm working from home, right, which
is yeah, it's a day off.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
No, but you're doing that, you're still expected to deliver
the same as if you were at work. So we
need to you need a microphone, We probably need.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
You could be at home in your Mondays glass of
wine there on the deck and on.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
The deck, yeah, and just chatting. Be fine man, Yeah,
it was worth to go. I just think if I'm
at home, I should probably just put my feet up.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
Well.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
And also, you don't want to bring you Have you
heard the saying I don't want to bring your work
home with you?
Speaker 5 (35:53):
That's true. Yeah, but actually it's a good point.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
So I don't think i'd want to work Tuesdays and Thursdays, No,
because I don't want to be at.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Home with Do you want to do Mondays and Fridays
off as well? I mean working from home as well? Yeah? Okay,
is that an option? Yeah? And then so what's the
three Jason Pugs will just do the.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Show Monday, Tuesday and Thursday Friday. Yeah, and then on Wednesday,
of course we'll be here promo meeting. Yeah, and so yeah,
I think we do that.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Sweet.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
We just trial, that productivity will be probably be up Jason.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Look, I'm all for it, Forelos, Yeah, I think it's good,
so I reckon knock it in.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
We haven't talked to Toddy about it, Yes, I think so.
He's our boss, but I think he's working from home.
He's making from home to yeah yesterday as well. So
yeah sure, Actually shit, I just realized it's Tuesday. I'm
not even supposed to be here right. Oh yeah, Now
you can take the rest of the day off. Yeah,
I'll see you guys later.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Ike, You're welcome back, your messive backbones. Haven't your Tuesday
Night's just beautiful? You're listening to the Big Show, brought
to you by.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
Rebooger, handcrafted Burgers, loaded fries and gorme. So they will
change the game.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
And they're off and at the cake You've got by
Chicken leg and let's dynam I think a me Salagy
the box close in town.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
It's all hat cramp.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
And loaded price is getting a thick Oh my, they
don't change the game. Later in the race, it's good times.
Well oh my good food dining, could take away and
could be anybody's gaming.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
You can don't beat chicken, they.
Speaker 7 (37:25):
Cannot pigetarian read, they don't.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Reading money and a.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Yeah, oh, Pugs, he was gutted that the memo didn't
quite get to me to play that before the Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, because it seems I think, is
that what it's about? The Melbourne Cup? Yeah, the horse race,
because it makes no sense. Plain that there, Well it.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Still makes sense. I think people will still be like
Melbourne Cup day.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're genius, Pugs. You're
so good man kick ka good eating, good eating.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Hey, speaking of eaton, we need you to text in
on three four eight three what are you having for
dinner tonight?
Speaker 5 (38:07):
And we'll get into that next fellows.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
It's right fifty dollar Reeburg of our trup for grabs there, guys,
do you like Supergroove?
Speaker 5 (38:18):
Do you like it or not?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
The Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
In on JOm Petty there on the radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Tuesday evening.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
But right now it's time for Hey, guys, text here
from Steve.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
What's on the dinner with me Ki.
Speaker 7 (38:40):
Me.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
It's to seeing when where people text through what they're
having for dinner and then we read it out on
the radio.
Speaker 5 (38:46):
Oh so good.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
This one comes in from Will Will Will Ferrell smath
is Will Ferrell. Yes, yeah, he's sure good a fellas
Will Ferrell. Here, I'm having some barbecue duck with a
side of swede for dinner. See you at the beer festival.
Cheers Will Ferrell. Swede, Now that's something you don't hear
(39:09):
about too often as swede.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
No, it's I kind of put it in the yam tar.
I say more of a parsnip, I think about a turnip. Sure.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Wow, yeah, look I've got to be honest, by the way,
just on that very fond of a bit of duck.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
Oh yes, you know what I mean. I'm very the
one that takes dumps in your lounge pit duck. What's
its name again?
Speaker 3 (39:33):
No, I'm talking eating Walter Welter, you know, and the
peaking ducks that they have hanging in the old restaurants.
Love it that all diced up?
Speaker 5 (39:43):
I've never had it so goodly. The skin's delicious.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
You'd love it kesy bony, but you'd love it sweet
sort of dense, rich meat.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
But back on the swede, that's one of your that's
one of your your wheat roots. I don't like a
sweet root. Sweet root? Are we thinking roasted? What was it?
I think it might. It feels like it's going to
be a pure aid sort of a mesh with a
duck roasted. I feel like you need more than a yeah,
(40:19):
maybe a mesh done good stuff. Well, will Ferrell enjoy that.
I've got a text here from Geene Genie Gene Simmons
from the band Kiss. It's actually Geene Jeenie. Oh Jeene Jeannie,
the fictional character from the David Bell said, that's the
one living in Poky Core these days.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
He Hey, guys, my wife's gone out for tea with
your friends after the horse race to a vegetarian restaurant out.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
I stopped.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
I stopped and picked up five big ben pies from
the garage, and I'm going to squash them between fresh
bread and ketch up.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
I'm a shocking bastard. There ain't nothing wrong with that, man.
I've never had a pie of sandwich either.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
God, I mean pie sandwiches got me through my adolescents.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Would you say that you'd put a lot of butter
on one of those. You need the butter needs to
be melted onto them, and it's got to be fresh
white bread. That and a good squirt of sauce. Pie
sandwich is the bomb I've never I love a chip buddy.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
So he's having five pie sandwiches. Yeah, ten, ten slices
of bread and five pies. That is good eating, as
Gene Jenny for you. And she's at a vegetarian.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
So good wander's force to eat vegetarian when she's there,
just gone hard out in the pi.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
Here's one from Charles Charles Dickens. I was going to
say Charles Manson, it's.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
Actually King Charles. Oh yeah, yeah, good guys, King Charles.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Sausage fingers. That's the one.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
Is that why there's so many typos?
Speaker 5 (41:54):
King Charles?
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Here?
Speaker 4 (41:55):
Mince and cheese, Paddy Burger homemade, young Yum's.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
A shock and he's a bit of an idiot, a
bit of pressure lately. Mince and cheese, what burgers?
Speaker 4 (42:07):
Mince and cheese, Paddy Burger homemade, Yum yum.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
Jason come out with his new burger petties where they
put the cheese inside the beef. Now, having said that
he said it's homemade, yes, so that that means it
might be good. But the prepackaged ones, I'd say no,
say no to that.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Right, sounds like right up your alley easy yih is
a bit squishy at the moment because you ate something dodgy.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Okay, my actual alley is Yes, I am struggling. I
feel like maybe some dud chicken. Yeah, I feel like
I'm going to explode at some point, hopefully not to
get home.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
But The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Green Day there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show. This
beautiful Tuesday evening fellas the day dawns nearer down to
Dunedin on the Friday early doors too. I was looking
at the flight it's like six point fifty in the morning. Yeah,
she's early, boy, she's an early.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
Far away like Dunedin's ages away from Auckland we were based.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Isn't it about like eight hours from Auckland to Janedin
on the plane plane? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:08):
Yeah, so yeah, yeah, you leave at six fifty. By
the time we get down, they're only just going to
make it. I think we might actually miss the first
half an hour of our show because we're going north.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
We're not going due south, We're going dune north, so
we've got to go all the way up and then
under and over Antarctica. Oh really, is that why Antarctica? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Apparently it's with the winds and the magnetic sort of field, right.
Speaker 5 (43:30):
So okay, well that makes sense. Seem to have it
so ridiculously Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Yeah, yeah, Actually, to be honest, to be safe, we
should probably ask to switch it to the night before, Yeah,
night about midnight to get there on time. Yeah, but
we'll look into it. But we are going to be
at the Dined and Craft Beer and Food Festival on
the friday our show. If you are listening, will we
broadcast live from the festival, which I'm excited about.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Yeah. Yeah, and hopefully the festival will be going while
we're doing the live. We're going to stop it? Are
they going to stop? Everybody to leave, and then then
we'll show and then yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Well that's good because it could be quite distracting having
people listening to your show, you know.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
Too much energy in the show. No, I don't.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
I'd like to picture no one listening to our show.
Oh yes, I've never met a single listener of our show,
so i'd get pretty thrown off.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
I actually picture people nude listening to the show because
it relaxes you picture yourself nude.
Speaker 5 (44:20):
No people listening to the show in nude. Ah, you
know what I mean? Just like it's one of the
hints they give you when you've got fear and you're
going on stage.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
Keezy, it's the picture of people new Yeah, to picture
the audience all naked.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
Wouldn't that just like give you a would give you
get your rivved up? Yeah? It did that to me
once and never recovered.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Hey, dnedn Beerfairs dot co dot z if you would
like some tickets, believe there's only a few left, so
you might want to get in there quick. We'll be
at the Emerson's tent pouring our beer that we crafted.
So if you want to come and taste the Big
Douge courtesy of one of the Big Show members, come
on down to Emerson's Friday and the Sati will be
there as well, which is exciting a feelers.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Beautiful ACU Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Black Sabbath There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show This Tuesday, evening.
Now the big pole today drinking milk out of the bottle?
Speaker 5 (45:13):
Yes or no? Pole?
Speaker 4 (45:22):
That's right, Today's big pole drinking milk out of the bottle?
Speaker 5 (45:25):
Yes or no.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
You can vote at Hidarky Big Show's Instagram story. Do
you want to have a guess at where it came in? Feelers?
Speaker 3 (45:32):
My instinct would tell me that the majority, but maybe
not a huge majority, would be in favor of I'll
say sixty percent.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
I was going to sixty five years.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
All right, Well, I've gone to the Hdacubi, says instagram story.
I've voted myself for no because you shouldn't, and the
results are fifty two percent.
Speaker 5 (45:51):
Yes. Wow, so it's split right down the middle. Yes,
one of those things, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Yeah? Actually that makes sense because the gross as some
people out and some people love it.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
They lap it up.
Speaker 4 (46:03):
Well, what about this? So we had heaps of correspondence
on this earlier in the show. A great ticks suggestion
here because in my house, my wife loves it, she
loves drinking out of the bottle, and I don't like it.
And this ticks here on three.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
Foot Why are you guys smoking nothing? Because you started smoking?
Wasn't because I said, my wife loves it. Yeah, when
you see my life, my wife loves it. And then
you started smoking, and then you worked at me.
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Anyway, there's text here on three four eight three.
Speaker 5 (46:29):
I do it so much.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
My family make me buy my own two liter bottle,
so I have my own bottle and the fridge always.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
But two liters of milk a week. It's a lot,
isn't it. I mean, obviously your tailor then back the
amount of people. But maybe she does need her own,
she needs her own bottle milk. I would go through
two leaders in two days. Really, you drink a liter
of milk a day.
Speaker 3 (46:57):
You've got to add in the coffees there. I don't
for your milk. Oh yeah, yeah, So I mean I
have three coffees a day.
Speaker 5 (47:04):
Yeah. And one of those is a long black, isn't it? Yeah?
One of them is a long black one. How much
milk is in that? Another one is you know, a
cold ice?
Speaker 7 (47:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (47:14):
And I drink a lot of milk right easily, there's
a lot of milk.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
And in fact, our whole family does we go through
a two leader and like a day and a half,
two days at most.
Speaker 5 (47:25):
Have you guys ever thought of getting your own cow.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
You guys are shocking, Yeah we are, Yeah, acount, I
haven't because you could, like they'll probably how much is
the cow?
Speaker 5 (47:34):
Cot? They're free. You get one anyway driving out and
I'm going again tonight, Hamilton. They're just on the side
of the road. They're all on the side of the road.
Cows everywhere. Yeah, you seen them before.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
Yeah, but they must have like a tag on them
or something that if they get stolen in.
Speaker 5 (47:48):
The middle of field. But nobody owns them the middle field.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
And how do you how do you manage to coerce
them into the teeter?
Speaker 5 (47:53):
You just go over and grab them. Yeah a cow?
You put some grass on the back seat. Yeah, they
love grass, you know, cows the stupid burst and then
they just hop in the back. Yeah okay, So and
what are you using the cow for? What's that for? Milk?
I haven't got one? What No, No, I got one
last year for a secret center.
Speaker 4 (48:13):
Wait, so you stole the cow and then you gifted
it to someone to steal it keys.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
You're not listening. I was standing in the middle field
doing jack ship saved it exactly. It was dying of cold,
would run out of grass. I picked it or put
it in the back of the cap.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
Well, have your say, New Zealand vote on the Big
Pole Hdarky Big Shows Instagram.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in on radio Holuky.
Speaker 5 (48:46):
Well there you go in there advanced. That's that the
joke downe and dusted this Tuesday evening. In the podcast
outro today there was a lot of Wii.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
Chat wheeze chat how we we you know, yeah, down.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
How Maggie weeze all over the place and it expects
everyone has to clean it up.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
Yeah, it was interesting. What's the clip today? Keasy ah?
Speaker 4 (49:10):
Well, the club I've got for you today was very
much in the same vein Jason and a reminder, if
you're listening to this and you love it seven thirty tonight,
it comes out just such ducky Big Show.
Speaker 5 (49:18):
Where you get your podcasts from.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
Fait way to shoot, that would be you get someone
like Pugs Yeah or maybe Jace Yah to put a
head mounted GoPro on and then just sort of crouched
down behind you and.
Speaker 5 (49:30):
So I would just squat over Jason's head.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
That's right, it needs to be head mounted to my
instinct on that is that the sphincter is quite tight,
So I don't imagine it would be there would be
much movement unless you're really repent.
Speaker 5 (49:46):
Yeah, great stuff. There's a kind of clip that you'd
expect Deli to put up. Yeah, I don't expect beautifrom
You's gusty, to be fair, He's just working with what
he's got. That was the best of a bad yes,
he What are you up to tonight? Magie? Driving to Hamilton? Man,
I've got a cool event to go there, if you
can believe this, I've got to go to an event
at seven thirty in the morning tomorrow, Yes, seven thirty
(50:09):
a m That sounds so great. And That'll be done
by about nine and then I'll drive back to Auckland.
So I'll tell you it's all about it tomorrow. Right.
So I just marked that one down, Fowlers, I'll just
put it in the dock now put it on the
chat there will start the show with that, Keys, I'm
only three breaks for that. Mogi driving in his car
to Hamilton and back. Wow, Hey, Kezy, what are you
(50:30):
having for tea?
Speaker 4 (50:32):
I'm making a noodle chicken stir fried dish because my
wife is playing squash tonight again.
Speaker 5 (50:37):
No, she played touch last night. What extra curriculum? And
I'm worried about you, Keesy, because she's continued. She's always
out there, she's playing all sorts of different sports. You're
doing nothing, and I'm worried about that. Used to play touch,
used to play indoor netball, basketball, basketball, you did lots
of things, and you've parked all of that and you
don't go run anymore.
Speaker 4 (50:55):
I'm worried you're going to blow out men. I play
golf with Jason. Yeah that's not enough.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
You're going to play and you go and you sit
on the couch and play games and eat homemade, well
bought pizzas and noodles and yeah, yeah, that is really bad.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
I do have a bear guts actually, So if we
could wrap this up and I could get home, Jason,
what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 3 (51:15):
Man?
Speaker 5 (51:16):
Leading lines and filming early tomorrow? Kill men?
Speaker 4 (51:21):
Tell us about that tomorrow? Eh nah, see you tomorrow,
floor everyone, We'll see
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