November 5, 2025 • 52 mins
On today's show, Jase has a hot property idea, Mike has the scoop on the Melbourne Cup winnings and Keyzie really, really loves food.
OUT OF TIME:
(00:00) Intro: YUM
(03:36) THE BIG POLL
(08:45) The Discovery
(13:01) No Sleep Til The Hole In One
(17:45) Telly
(22:45) BREAKING NEWS
(24:56) Intro: Recieving Stolen Goods
(27:06) Jase's Big Idea
(32:24) The Melbourne Cup Winnings
(37:04) BACKBONING ON THE BENCH
(42:57) Intro: Burger Boy
(44:59) We talk to the Hole In One-r!
(48:50) Best seats on the boundary
(52:20) Farewell!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome this.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
So Jason Heich my note and key oh get your
man Bussard's great to have your company. This beer hotel
for Wednesday afternoon and it's the fifth of November twenty
twenty five, and you're my friends to listen to the
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Speaker 2 (00:32):
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Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yuh yeah, great stuff. Get a yum old Mogi. Oh
yum MOGGI. I'm gonna call you from now on. You're
just so yum yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Thanks mate, your bed dog, you're six cent of a me.
I appreciate that coming from you, man.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Man.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
One thing I know about old Houghty Jizbot, Older Houghdy
janis you've got great taste man, A right, that's for sure.
So when I get a compliment from Houghty Jizbot, it
means so much more.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Thanks.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
It's a joy to be here today. It's a joy
to be in your camp. And I can't wait to
see what the show brings today. Feelers.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Feelers totally Ma, how you going, Keezy? Are going really great?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You haven't you wet yourself today?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, yesterday's spiled a glass of water on myself for
people wondering what happened there. No, I haven't. I've had
a lovely day. It's been nice and sunny. Got a
lot done this morning, drove my trucky to work.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Just a good day, A day that makes you go, man,
so great being here, isn't it yet?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Jace?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
It just makes me so grateful Keezy?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
And I realized today what makes me think about is
that these good things to come. Oh yeah, We've got
a whole plethora of days like this coming up, all
banked in the future, you fellows over the summer. I'm
feeling good.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I got your summer shirt on there. That's the one
with turkeys on today.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I don't know what is on it actually, have never
really looked at it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's turkeys.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I was a turkey's gobble god, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Your turkey ship.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, great, Jas that's Jason's catchphrase, gobble gobble.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I thought it was old turkey neck hoyt.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
All right, okay, hey, moggie, what's coming up on the show?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Mate, what's happening on the Big Show with old mobiles?
I'm glad yours, Janus. We've got so much going on
today's show. I don't know how we're going to fill
it in. We've got competitions, we've got a backbone bench fellas.
We'll were talking about best seats on the boundary. We're
also going to talk about how we may have gone
to the top of the vinyl charts with our unbelievable
(02:30):
podcast story of Vinyl called The Big Show. The origin
story be a little bit of chat about the November
Swingers Club, and Kezy has come in with one of
the hottest ideas for content I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
It's actually my wife. We're going to have a big pole,
aren't we, Keezy? We certainly are, Mike, I know how
much you love a big pole. And today's is whether
you'd rather give up food or shagging? And my wife
asked me this question last night. I guess it depends
on who you're shagging, right or what you're eating? Yep, exactly, yeah,
three four eight three. By the way, give have your
(03:03):
say on that topic and we'll get into it next.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Is she the hierarchy? Big Show Weekdays from four on
Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Green Day There on this beautiful Wednesday after the noon
of the time is eleven minutes past four, which means
it's time for.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Pole. That's right. As always, you can have your seal
on the Big Pole by texting three four eight three,
calling us on eight hundred Hadarky, or voting on the
official pole at the Hdarky Big Show's Instagram story. Today's
one feel as comes from my wife who last night
(03:42):
I was doing the dishes there and again again one
hundred percent. I was doing the dishes. You wearing gloves
When I hand wash my dishes, I wear gloves because
the dish soap I noticed made my hands go all dry,
so I started wearing gloves. But that's not what we're
here to discuss, although that could be another part. But
(04:06):
she basically said, Oh, I was watching a video on
Instagram today and they were trying to decide what you'd
rather give up, food entirely from your life or doing
the nasty doing the nasty. No, no, no, that's it'd
be too easy to choose.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Mogi.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, would you rather give up food or mating?
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Shagging?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Shagging?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yeah, it sort of ignores you know if you stop eating,
you die.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Well, that's the thing, right, And so the idea of
a question like this, Moggie is.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Hypothetical, hypothetical, hypothetic. I don't actually have to choose.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You don't have to choose. But also it's just that
you just give it up and you don't need to
do it anymore. But you don't get that satisfaction easy.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Can I ask you this before we delve into this topic.
And I don't mean this in a pervy way.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, it already feels so herb.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Did you ask your wife that question?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Well, she asked me, yeah, and then I gave an answer,
and then I asked her and she gave the same answer. Right, okay, yeah, yeah, yes,
So would you like to know what my answer was? Yes,
I said, don't even have to think about it. I
would give up shagging. Yeah, food because you couldn't give
up that. You know, your favorite food is frozen Maccaine's
(05:27):
pizza Hawaiian.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I mean that is and that is some good eating.
So how are you going to give that up? That
this sex must be out the gay?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Well, that's the thing, is right, Like I eat food
between two and four times a day. I only shagged
two times a day. Yeah, so it's just basic maths. Yeah,
and she was the same. She's like, we love food,
we love eating together and going out, and like, you
experienced a delicious meal. It's one of the best things
on earth.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Well, that's the thing though, But that's what you've had,
is you've had some unbelievable culinary experience. Is Chris and
my concerners that one or both parties haven't had an
exceptional experience in the other department. Now, if you had
had that experience, Jase Green, you'd be very reluctant to
give it up.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Or Look, I've got to be really honestly, really simple
for me food because I don't eat anyway. You give
up food, I give up food. I'm a sex machine. Yes, same, Well.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
You hang on. So are you a six machine, Jason,
or are you an old ram cast in the back
paddick because I can't get a read on you.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I may be an old ram cast in the back paddock,
but I'm still going still, you know, And you've often said,
what did you eat today? Jason used to get in
the who.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Of a mood about what I've had a cracker with
a piece of tomatoes.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
So what's it to me to give up food?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yes, and I'm the same. You see me coming through
the door with some bull checking and some you know,
some garbage rice with a bit of soissles on it.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, exactly, and it's interesting. Actually.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
The only difficulty for me, of course, would be the chips. Yes,
you know what I mean, that'd be hard, but chips, yeah, chips.
But apart from that, definitely, Shaggan would be my jest.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Right, So you'd give up food, yes, and Moggie you
give up food as well. I'd give up food as well. Yeah, right,
am I the only one that's given up share?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Now your missus has given it up as well.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
So that's stoked that.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
She was saying it was a tough decision.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I should say that.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
It's like anytime there's an award given out. So this
year's finalists were all very, very good and the decision
was really hard.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
When you know, it wasn't hard. Yeah, it wasn't hard
at all. That's not what she was it was. It's
not hard, yeah, yeah, because of my dys function. Three
four eight three give us a text. What do you
think on the Big Pole today? Call us eight hundred
Hadarchy or vote on the Hodaky Big Shows Instagram story
every single piece of correspondence in the drawer for a
fifty dollars reburg avoucher.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
There's Jane's edition.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
David Bowie there on the Radio Holdarky Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon, twenty three minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Keys.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
If you don't mind me bringing this up, I just
it was something that you see it in the last
voice break, and it just sort of shook me to
my core. And they were talking about whether you want
to give up shaging or food or food and you
see definitely shagging. But but also in that conversation you
were talking about how when you do the dishes you wear.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Dish gloves, dishwashing gloves correct.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
And I I have concerns about because we were talking
in the podcast out Trying today you're a bit of
a horn dog, but not really right hang on, and
I I don't know how to phrase this your manliness
all right, because I know, I mean you're a big, strapping,
(08:46):
goofy looking bass you know, yes, you've got a good
body on you and stuff, you know, But but I
noticed that you're also quite.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
We'll see, Jace. Do you think I wear dish gloves
because the water is too hot?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Even worse than that, I know why you wear them.
It's because it tries out your skin on your hands.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well, the thing you might not know about soap is
that it basically separates oil from water. Right, so you
know soap will do that.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
What does it do?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
It gets rid of the surface tension of oil, for example.
Even the fact that you talked about.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
That exactly what I was going to say. It's this,
why can I ask? Can I ask? And I don't
want to make this all about you.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
It's just okay, it's just been twenty four minutes of
it's so far.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Is this why when you and you and your dad
are doing car projects?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yes, your dad.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Does a sort of rup and tumble because you don't
want to get oil on the hands and stuff, because
that little stripped up the natural oils.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Well, that's the thing. I don't want car oil on
my hands. I want my natural hand or Jason, there
are people out there who might not have even stumbled
across that. They'll be looking down at their hands, going
why are my hands so dry and grass? It's because
you're washing the dishes without gloves. And my house that
I'm living in now, before I renovated it, we didn't
have a dish washer, so I had to hand wash
the dishes every night, and my hands got really really dry.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Oh God, that terrible?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
At what?
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Thank you? So?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Firstly I invested in some hand cream. Yes, and that's
sort of like that would make it better during the day,
But then I'd washed my hands again and whilst doing
the dishes, and they'd get worse again. I couldn't wrap
my head around it. Yeah, just so I bought some
dish gloves all right, and I paid I think it
was eight ninety nine at the supermarket for really good ones.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Do you wear a shower cap as well if you
because you're worried about the oils in your hair?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
No, I don't wear a shower cap. My wife wears
a shower cap if she doesn't want to hear getting
wet and she's done it or something. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
No, can I ask just as a little side issue
for you, Mogi, and it probably happens to you too, Kyzy.
My wife's even asking me if I want a squirt
of hand cream. Right, she always has hand cream in
her person. She's like, do you want some? And I'm
like no, thanks, love.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Well, that's obviously because your hands feel like scales.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Yeah, that's probably why it's Like one time there was
a guy that I worked with who had bad bo
yeses and we got yeah yeah, we got sent free
arm under army under free under arm deodorant.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Sorry yeah, And I was like, hey, man, do you
want to pack of this theodorant here? And he's like,
non aimal good and I'm like, no, it takes the man,
it's free. She was like noah, man, I'm sweet things though,
and I was just like, honestly, yeah, take it. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
So that's what your wife's doing to you, right.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I want my hands, I mean, but this is the
thing that she you've got bo I think. I don't
even think about my hands, no, right, you.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I'm not thinking about these sexual oils being stripped off them.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
More so, that's what you mean when you always say
my hands have a mind of their own.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
The hill Archy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
A bit of Bush for your Wednesday afternoon. The time
is four thirty five. Now there's a bit of a
thing going on at the moment with the ACC No
Sleep till a Hole in One. It's called with that
of Mind. We've got Joseph Jury from the ACE. I'm
being very form Joe from the ACC, who's been running
(12:27):
this competition first and foremost. Mate, tell us what it's
all about and what you've had to go through.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
So it's for November, using funds for November, and we
are doing a hole in one challenge on a simulator
and it's not going very well.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
So you're raising money for November, which of courses to
assist with men's health, that's right, and men's particularly their
mental health. How's your mental health, Joe?
Speaker 7 (12:54):
I think it's one of those major backfire promotions that
you usually see in radio. Yeah, so my and Finn
Catty had to do the night shift through the evening
and yeah, there was there were some tense moments. Yeah,
at about three to four thirty am.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah. By the way, if you want to support or
even just watch, text hole to three four eight three
and we'll get your link there. So I left, I
mean after the show finished here. I stayed for half
an how I hit a few balls, was like, this
hasn't happening. There's no chances there. Yeah, I'll see see
you guys later. And I woke up this morning and
was listening to the Breakfast Show and they were talking
(13:33):
about how you guys were still going and it was
just you and Mash the entire evening. Yep, things get weird.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Very weird.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Like there were points where I thought I was talking
to him, he wasn't in the room, and then I
was out and he was. He thought he was talking
to me. And there were people on the live stream
named toilet Inspectors six eight seven eight who was giving
us kind of therapy and health.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
You were saying, friend got a bit free ski to
it one day. What was a young buckster? And D
said he sort of rolled over and sort of curled
into you in the fetal position. That must have been weird.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
Well, it was weird because we weren't laying down and
we're actually standing up.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Just to clarify here, Joe, the idea is you guys
can't sleep until sun bas it gets a hole in one.
That's right.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
So I would really appreciate if you guys came after
the show and.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I'll have a bit of a whack in the next break.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Well, I was listening to the award winning podcast The
Agenda Today that goes so good, and the chat. The
chat was that you guys were going to end it
at twelve pm midday, You're going to call it.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
Yeah, that's right, that's what Lane wanted to do. Yeah,
we wanted to pull.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Out exactly what I was looking forward to, you know,
coming in here today and finding that you'd stopped it
and then the name NOS Sleep until hold On one
would have been rubbish and then you guys were shocking bastards. Yeah,
I would have been able to put the boot into you. Yeah,
what's changed there? Because you're still going out. I don't know.
By the way, there's half a dozen people out there
swinging the club. I don't know who any of them are.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
No, no, exactly.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
So what we decided was we just would open up
to anyone who could have two hands, right I am
in one hand, if you could have some kind of
device to attach the golf club too. So we've just
got anyone in the office to come down and help us.
What about Foxy is around, Well he isn't the is
in the city so we could reach out to him.
I'm not sure if he wants to lure himself to
(15:18):
be on a live you're tired as yeah, and so
the crickets and that it'll be interesting to see how
we're going to commentate and do a hole in one
simulator challenge.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Because who's on the cricket?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
G lane?
Speaker 7 (15:31):
G lane?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
That's so good, right, because you've had what two hours sleep?
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Joe?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
You had a nap this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I had a little nana nap.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Yep, went home. I tried to put my life back
together failed and so I just bought myself back in here.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah cool, And how stoked were you? And we saw you.
You should come and have a chat about how much
you guys are failing.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Oh, I love you guys. So I thought nothing brings
me Joe, I'll go in and have a whack now
and just end your misery.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Please please.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Yeah, we've been waiting for you to do it, so.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, it would be today. But she was a shambles.
I was using a sandwig. I realized.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Yeah, yeah, I went in for a little girl as well.
I was wondering why I couldn't get it, you know,
more than forty feet from the tee. Also, I suck, yeah, yeah,
say why to be fear made? That's true.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Text hole to three four eight three will send you
a link to tune in. It's be generous too, because
it's an aid of November and men's health and whatnot.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
And if you really want to annoy Jace, you could
donate and have Green Day play while he is on
the simulator.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Oh right, so you can do things like that. Yeah,
And of course, well.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
We've just been out there and there's been playing on
for an hour on rotation because somebody said I'll give
you X amount of dollars if you play that. It's
a full glass and it's a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
It is a nightmare in the meantime, isn't it tell?
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hodarky Blanke.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
He's there on the Radio Hurdarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time it's four forty eight. Let's talk TV. It's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yes yes yes, yes, yes, yes yes yes yeah, Hey fellas.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Last night I watched this really just new show that
I hadn't seen before. It's called Down Cemetery. Rodent's on
Apple TV and it's from the producers of Slow Horses. Oh,
it's a thriller. It's based on a book, and it's
about a woman who's an art restorer who is not
Emma Thompson. She's somebody else and she's sort of got
(17:32):
a husband that's in finance and they having a dinner
party one night when all of a sudden fellas spoiler alert,
there's apparently a gas explosion at a neighboring house. It
blows in their windows. It's all go A mother is killed,
a child has taken into hospital, and this woman goes
to goes to hospital to give the child a card
(17:56):
and make sure she's okay. But everybody at the hospital
is behaving very strangely, so she goes to the police
and the police are behaving very strangely. So she gets
the help of a detective service, which is Emma Thompson
and her husband and they start looking into what's going
on here. So it's all very cloak and dagger what's
(18:16):
going on. The Guardian gave it a five star review
five stars. It's quite a lot five busy as they
see in there. Five out of five Buzzies using Buies
now they're using the rating service, it's great. Rotten Tomatoes
has it at eighty percent. I'm going to give it
three because I've only watched one episode. I think there's
only three episodes. It's good, but you know, it's only
(18:38):
the first episode. It's hard to judge, but worth a
geeze I reckon?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
What was it called again?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
It's called Down Cemetery Road. It's on Apple TV, and
it's Emma Thompson and what has been described as a
brilliant performance.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Great, okay, hey, you feel us. They've got nothing really
to offer. I was trying to learn lines last night
whilst also watching the TV and not succeeding in either occupation. Right, okay,
so I've got really nothing to give you, right.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
And your performance tomorrow or today was probably terrible as well.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
That was very good, keysy, Oh, he's very good. I
was actually I'll give myself five bullsies.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Really? Yes, what were you filming?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Look? I told you Lady Chattley's lover.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Last night I watched the first episode of the latest
season of Educators on TV and Z, which is a
new Zealand Comedy. Know you featured a few times you
were hearing this season as well.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
This season, Yes, the first I haven't been cut out
and that's possible.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, I know what that's like me don't worry about that.
But this first episode they went all in. They had
Taigaway t t guest starring right, funny role, largely improvised
that show, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
It's entirely improvised. Yeah, so do they give you the
sort of premise, so you go and this is this
is a show that's about a bunch of pretty much
scumbag school teachers at a secondary school. An amazing cast,
isn't it Johnny Braf, Angelo Driver, Jackie van Be, Tom Sainsbury,
Cohen Holloway, just to who's who of New Zealand comedy
(20:05):
and years. They give you the idea of the scene,
the starting point and the ending point, and you just
have to sort of make your way there by improvising.
There's no script, there's no lines in Jason's hen which
would be really I reckon that would be really fun.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
And so the first episode Taigaway isn't It, which I
like they front loaded get him in there. He plays
a funny character. It was one of those things where
you return to one of your favorite sitcoms because it's
probably my favorite New Zealand sitcom lately. Yeah, since Talkback,
of course, and it's not into Paranoim went into ParaNorman
before seven periods of Mister Gormsby of course. But yeah,
(20:42):
it was nice to be reunited with the characters. And
I love Johnny Bruff's character, the principal because he's just
like a bumbling idiot who's in charge of everyone. Yeah yeah, yeah,
very relatable, you know, like he's just I don't know,
he's he's brilliant. He's got such a worried look all
the time, whilst constantly everyone below him is manipulating, basically
bossing him around. Yes, yeah, so Educators TVNS in plus,
(21:04):
if you've never watched it, check it out. Great New
Zealand comedy. Every single season's there. Yeah, they're only twenty
minutes lost. It's bloody good eating.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I give it four busies out of five.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
It's nice.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, he's rim The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio hod Is.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Indeed, are em there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon the time is four point fifty five
and we've got breaking news and Z.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
This is breaking news eight am yesterday morning, Feelers. The
ACC undertook a mission. It was to not sleep until
they hit a hole in one with a golf simulator
that the ACC has happened upon. It's currently set up
in the office next door. They stayed overnight. Morale was
extremely low, and I'm pleased to announce that as of
(21:54):
one minute ago, someone has hit a hole in one.
As I'm officially done and dusted. Pretty exciting stuff. The
gentleman involved as somebody that I haven't seen before. He
sort of looks like a Timu Ryan Fox actually does.
He's got all the golf gears on. He's familiar with
our show, but I've never seen him before, and it
always worries me because I'm terrible with both names and faces.
(22:17):
So I don't know if A I'd ever never met
him before, or B I'd spent a long weekend with him.
But it loves this golf.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Obviously, he managed to just drop it maybe more seven
meters in front of the hole and it just rolled
straight and beautiful.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I did, I think, and I may be wrong, Yeah,
I did. Hear someone saying that I think he may
be a pro so or of a higher quality than
say us fellows.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Oh wow, I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
I don't know, but I tell you what. I actually
literally walked out of the studio when it happened, and
it was an almighty right chair of celebration slash relief.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah. I personally am a wee bit gutted. You know,
I wanted to keep on going.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Oh, absolutely, because I have nothing I can pop out
there for five or ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
And then go whack for them.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
It's absolute torture, particularly for Joe Jury, who dives better
to be honest with you, he's a good man.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. But we might have a
chat to the winner after five A feelers.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Hey, Now, listen to in other news, Big News about
the Big Show, Finyalo Boy and some weird stuff is
happening in the Meldeves.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Welcome back in mess some backbones. Hope you're getting through
your hump day this Wednesday afternoon. You're listening to the
Big Show brought to you by.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Reberger crave worthy street food freshly made with Reberger rebgar. Yeah,
great stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
The only thing you know, with the golf going on
next door with the ACC, Feedler said, I'm disappointed about
is I can't steal any chaps?
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yes, you know there's a cricket tonight, yeahs to West Indy.
So the Fellers are getting prepared for the commentary there
and old Hordy J can't do the slinky.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Well, there's people from other radio stations that came in
and were blatantly openly thieving chips. And when you do it, Jace,
every single day for two years in a row, they
get their backs up.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
What's it all about?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I reckon? And you know what disgusted me about that
fellas someone came into the studio B with old Pug
sim with a bag of chips and they sat there
and ate them themselves. Did we get any No? Does
Pug steal fistfuls of Houghdy J's stolen chips?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Every single day?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
When when Pug steals your chips which you've stolen, Yes,
is Pugs stealing from the ACC? Is he stealing from you?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Well you call that an accomplice don't you absolutely over
the fact. Yeah, if you know the goods are stolen
and you still go into them and you're indulgent.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
It's receiving stolen goods, right, Okay, so it's excelling. Sadly,
it's not Luder's rights. Luder's rights don't apply in the case.
Jason is a looter. Yeah, still knows. He still knows
that he's receiving stolen goods.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Work.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yeah, it's the skinny just goes and eats his own
pack don't do that. It's his own packet of chips.
Quietly in the corner. I'm really hungry too. I went
to the cheap sushi place that wasn't bloody open.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Guys, this isn't your personal buffet. All right, bring a
little pack luncheon with you like I do. He Old
Magie and old Magie. This is an absolute tune.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Can you turn this up? Jason?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (25:30):
You here, you go?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Ready, wrong way manue.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Hod's indeed Tom Pitty there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is five point fifteen
and right now it's time for Property Chat.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Oh, Property Chat.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
On the big show.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
That sounds different from the time that day.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
What do you mean you can't just throw a new
sting on me without even asking for it and just
assume I'm going to play the creeks.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I'll be honest with you. That was such a surprise
to me. I freaked out and thought we were talking
about I thought, geez, I think we're talking about sothing
different to what we've been.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Chatting about chatting about. Yeah, totallyers.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
I was shocked.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yeah, I'm shocked that we don't have a property chat
sting since we talk about property so much on this
you know, when yesterday, what are we talking about property?
To show you fellas are forever banging on and looking
at homes and houses and what about this, fellas? And
as you know, I'm in the in the position at
(26:38):
the end of this year where we're looking to move. Yeah,
so I've kind of been delving into the property market.
I mean, I don't bang on about it as much
as you guys do, especially Kesy, but you know, I
have been looking at property and I mentioned this a
little while ago, and I've reinvestigated it and I'm reinvigorated
(27:00):
by the idea of it. And that's a retirement village.
Now there are some beautiful, beautiful units on peninsulas by
golf courses that are retirement villagers. But then you chuck
in Fellers. You can get a reasonable, you know, very
attractive villa on a golf course at a really nice price.
(27:21):
You've got medical help on board should you have some
kind of have a fall, a fall, or break your hap,
or have a heart sort of murmur or something like that.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
You've got an inherent fear of medical assistance, though I
know I do.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
But it's comforting for me to know that. Should Hardy
Jay have a turn of some description, because that's what
old people have. They have turns that there's medical and
I just squeeze the little button in the unit. Then
they've got little buttons in the unit and someone medical
comes out and fixes you up.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah, that's right, you heard right, someone medical.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Your knowledge of the medical system here in New Zealand
is amazing, Thank you. Men. There's a button in the
unit and a medical person comes out and to.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Do someone medical and just gives you a heart thingy
with one of those heart thingies. Oh, for example, you
and your wife could be sitting there and in your
unit and you go, oh, what are we going to
have for dinner tonight, darling, And she'll go, oh, I
can make a pass and I no, no, there was no, no,
you don't need to make a pass to my love.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
We will just order in from the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Well, they often have, you know that they have a
kitchen there and they can make meals and you can
get them Deliveredy to go out.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
To the food hall there, and you have to eat
with all of the other residents, Joe's. You have to socialize.
That's that's the beauty of one of these retirement homes. Yeah,
I can see you out there. They have the troughs
there of mesh spuds, sort of lumpy mash buds and
peas and sort of corn boiled boiled meats. Yeah, I
can see you there absolutely.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
I can you talk about company? And I don't know
if you guys ever do this in your household, You'll
be sitting at how many go we should do something? Downly?
What should we do? And I'll be bugging a bucking
think of an idea. They organize activities, Yes, lawn bowls.
You'd love a bit of.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Lawn bowl Actually, you and your wife Casey. Yeah, I
like playing lawn bowls. But what they do at these
retirement homes is you will hop into the shuttle. The
shuttle's arriving on Wednesday. You will hop in the shuttle.
You go for a nice drive around the scene out
an outing and while we went to the beach.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Yeah, but the troublers they get back to the retirement home.
Oh god, we've done a miscount. Howidy Jay has gone missing?
Oh no, so houghdy J is now wandering around a
park somewhere. Oh god, and he's it's getting towards nightfall
and it's getting cold, and aughdy J hasn't taken his sweater.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Again, and now he's starting to get scared. Yeah, so
we're gonna put wanted posters ups and then we've got
a recent photo. Nah, we just have to use this
photo of him from Labyrinth put Hog. But anyway, Oh yeah,
I thought you should do it.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
My wife would be there with me, Maggie says, she'd
make sure I got on the shuttle. True, you know, no, no,
And I love a bit of garden act going to
the gardens.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
A couple of years ago, I did a bit of
a thing where I suggested you and your wife moving
to a retirement village. And you said your wife would
be furious with me for suggesting that you're saying that
she's keen.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Well, she said, this is the one sticky point and
the whole thing is my wife isn't that keen on it.
But as far as I can see, I can't see
any drawbacks. Would you know the radio show, Oh sure,
I could get the shuttle in. They could shut it,
you know, because they just shut it.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
I'll tell you what would you even have to drive anymore?
Hoidy J doing his own radio show at the retirement village.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
How good would that be?
Speaker 4 (30:37):
You'd be You'd be geez, you'd be a hit a
monks the ladies there Radio fogie with Hoidy J.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Ding Dom Ding, Hello, cambell I reckon you should do
it man, Thanks Philo, start tomorrow tomorrow you reckon. I
should put a deposit down, leave a deposit.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
For the Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurdarchy.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Queens of the stone Age. There on the radio ho
Donkey Big Show this Wednesday afternoon, the time five to
twenty seven guys.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Yesterday the Melbourne Cup was on. It's a horse race
that stops both nations, both New Zealand and Australia.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yes, you're right, Yeah I did. We even watched it.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Are you mentioned for a Punta Hordages bot No.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
I told you the story. I went to the tab once.
I bet a two dollar each way bet on dual Dancer,
a rank outsider. I won like forty five dollars, and
I went, I'm never coming back again. Smart self control, man,
you're n It was the only time I've ever had
any kind of self control. I knew instinctively that I
would become a massive gambler otherwise.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Well, there was a two dollar bit. You might have
read about it in the paper. Yes, on the Melbourne Cup.
The guy won three hundred and fifty three thousand dollars. Wow,
three hundred and fifty three thousand dollars. And that was
simply for doing a pick four. So essentially you picked
the first four runners home. It's not I think they
do you do box try effectors. We can pick multiple
(31:57):
horses and they can finish in any order as I
as they finished in the first three. Well, you know
four the first four runners were selected in this one
and one three hundred and fifty three thousand dollars, and
I'm just wondering what you guys reckon I.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Should spend it on? What do you mean what you
could spend?
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Well that that I didn't want to tell you guys
about it yesterday because obviously we watched the race live
and I couldn't quite believe what I was saying. It
wasn't until I got home and had a good look
at the ticket that I realized that I had won
three hundred and fifty three thousand dollars plus another one
hundred and twenty one dollars. Wow, it's not bad.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
And what was it?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Bit? You made three buck two two bucks?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
So you know how you bet two dollars and you
got forty dollars?
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Yeah, I bet two bucks and I won three hundred
and fifty three thousand, one hundred and twenty one dollars. Right,
So that was you. But I'm just a bit concerned about,
you know, what I should do with it, because obviously
you don't want your family to know because there's shock
and bastards.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Your wife and my wife.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yes, So what do I do with it?
Speaker 4 (32:58):
It's got to be discreet, and it's got to have
long term returns.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
If I was on, if I was you, I get
it all out in cash, Yes, and I cash out
and I put it in a PO.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Box, a post office box. Yeah, yeah, right, I think
I need a few post office boxes. Is it going
to achieve me any sort of interest? What's the returns
on that and just sticking it in a box?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Well, just that no one else will ever know about
it and if things ever get you know, difficult. You know,
you've got that three.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Hundred, but it's not cash, it's not earning you anything.
That's okay, No, what do you mean? Or you've got
that money, let that money work for you. Make if
you do have it, because that's the thing. Can you
send your money out to work for you?
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:36):
What sort of stuff does it do?
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
It can be invested in stuff and it earns you money,
right think, Not that I would know, because I don't
really have much money.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Yeah, or you could do like multiple accounts. But the
problem is what you're Yes, I agree with that. What
you're saying. The keys is an investor in something like
property for example.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah, or like you can get really clued up on
the stock exchange.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
That seems like too much Yeah, it's going to crash
the stuff I was actually thinking because, of course, is
that that lion's the old lionman's joint. Nor So, I've
been in discussions with the woman who runs out she's
got the seven big cats that they're going to euthanize
because they're selling that probably for land. We've come to
an arrangement. She said I could have all seven for
three hundred and fifty K. So that's fifty grand each
(34:18):
for a lion. There's four lions, two tigers, and a
polar bear, and that leaves me worth threey one and
twenty one, which I imagine I'll have to spend on freight.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Right.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
But I just sort of feel like I just don't
think big cats depreciate and value.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Oh no, when they die. When they die, I don't.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Think they last forever, like fifty or sixty years old.
There are only like eight or ninety, you know, they
die in their twenties.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Who the big cats.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
That's the ones that live in the wild because I
get shot, But I wouldn't shoot these ones because they'd
be like waste of money, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Literally shoot south from the foot there what not?
Speaker 8 (34:57):
Literally sho literally literally Shootinggoratively, yes, figuratively, i'd be shooting myself,
but literally i'd be shooting a line, but not on foot.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
And I don't want to do either of those things.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, and lines don't have feet, they have paus. Jason,
come on, man, God, I'm such a dam.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I don't know what you should do? Man with you
because you've won money from gambling, yes, untaxable as well,
and you're going to use the money from gambling to
buy lions.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
When am I going to get another opportunity? It seems
like that, you know, there's something can work here. It's
the heavens are talking to me or God is talking
to me. It seems like too much of a coincidence
that I would win on one day three hundred and
fifty thousand dollars and on another day seven big cats
go on sale, what sex and a polo?
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yeah, it feels right, doesn't that?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Either that?
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Or Queen of the Nile.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Queen of the Nile put all three hundred and fifty
thousand into a poke machine. Yeah, I reckon Now, it's
all the Hurdiarchy.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Big Show week days from four on Radio hod.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Ike Kill there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. The time is five forty one and I
think it's fair to say fellas, but the Big Show
are big fans of the Breakers.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Here we are man the B and Z Breakers. Who's
your favorite player?
Speaker 3 (36:15):
I hate it when people ask me that.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah, yeah, right, what is that?
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Because I don't like it's a team game and I
hate you know, yeah, just getting one person named out
of the whole team.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
What about all time favorite Breaker?
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Again, it's like it's like trying to It's like trying
to ask someone what their favorite song is.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
What about like, yeah, earlier this year you shot, you
hit a jump shot and crom Yeah yeah. Would he
be one of your favorites?
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (36:46):
He was certainly up there.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
He's a captain of the Breakers at the moment.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
That's a good question. Actually I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
The good news is though, for every Breakers game in
New Zealand this season, the Big Show have organized for
a backbone bid. Yeah, which is right court side for
you and three mates.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Got a real ring to it.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
It's got the best it's the best seats in the
house with the beauty of.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
This backbone bench and keys. I don't know if you
know this, man, but it allows you to feel the
energy while you hear the noise and witness the best
of basketball life.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Okay, that should be like some sort of summary or
like commercial thing that we put it. Oh my god,
that was great.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
I remember the last Fellows had actually won this prize.
They were talking like they were literally showered in the
players sweat.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
That's right, that's right. They said they felt like they
were part of the team. Oh wow, because they were
on the court and they were playing the game. That's
how close they got. One of them took the winning shot.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
I don't know if that's what we're offering here, because
we can't endorse people they're supposed to be.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
All I'm telling you is what they said.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Oh, this is what happens with the with a bench,
Keysy in basketball. I don't know if you know the mechanics,
but you get players off the bench.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
Yeah, most people, you know, they get off the bench.
And your experience, you were just on the beam.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Oh yeah, because I was told like sitting on the
bench is like the best roll in the team. Anyway,
we've got Zach on the line. Zach your mayor bastard.
How's life man, you could yourself?
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Yeah, thank sack.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
You like a B ball mate, Yeah, do enjoy it
with the B ball?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Bloody great man you down in christ I am yeah,
bloody ripper. The Breakers are taking on the Adelaide thirty
six's tomorrow night, Wolfbrook Arena. Man, you and three of
your mates pack your bed. We don't pack your bags,
but chuck your Breakers gear on, mate, because you're gonna
be sitting courtside.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
I have bloody good good man, your suitcases down there.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, take pack your bags man, and take them belong
just in case.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Tell me, Zach, do you have three mates?
Speaker 5 (38:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (38:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Nice? Yeah, I don't. I don't believe you.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Man.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
What are your names? Zach? You know?
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Maybe what times your game start? Mates, But a reburger
before hand and then going go and watch a Breakers game?
Why not?
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Well, you don't want to be too full when you
get called onto the court in the last quarter.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah, yeah, yes, I don't have reburger. Man, Maybe have
that afterwards, Zach. Actually, I've just realized he han't been
asked Zach what he does for a crust. What do
you do for a crust? Zach?
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I'm a builder.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I didn't even need to ask that that because I
knew he was a builder. Really, it was just a
backbone from beginning to end.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Zach Bone. Hey, Zach, sorry about that man. Congrats mate,
we'll chuck you on. Hold it old pugs An, I'll
hand you those tickets, all right?
Speaker 5 (39:35):
Sweet thanks?
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Feelers How good?
Speaker 3 (39:38):
I love that he was a good He was a
good dude, wouldn't he.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah, like Zack. It was fine.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
I mean, I'll be honest, I don't like all our callers.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Really, Zach was good.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
That was cool.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Man. Yeah, he's got three mates, does he though?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Radiohead The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Hold Ikuns Roses There on the radio, Hold Anky Big
Shane Ellison, New Zealand Plenty coming up after six o'clock.
The guy met who hit the hole in one for
the acc No sleep till hole in one pop them
out of their misery at about five o'clock today on
(40:21):
the simulator there we're going to be chatting to him
after six o'clock.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Very exciting. Plus, if you ever need advice on anything,
don't forget meet Patty Nips sixty nine is a real
email address you can get in touch with it's one
hundred percent anonymous, and you can win yourself a fifty
dollars Reburger voucher. If we've read it out on here,
we'll be dishing out some advice, fellers. The person who's
reached out needs advice on how to get sponsors for something.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Sponsors.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Were you know how we have Reburger?
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Oh my sponsor.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Yeah, they're a it's called it being a sponsor. Oh
do you not know that?
Speaker 1 (41:00):
With Jason, Mike and Kezy, tune in week days at
four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
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Speaker 2 (41:35):
Who great stuff?
Speaker 5 (41:41):
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Speaker 2 (41:42):
That one great stuff? It's good, that is really good
good eating. I wouldn't mind finding out what Reburger thinks
of those.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Actually there would be genuinely, I would like to know
what they think about them, because I think they're fantastic.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
I mean, you don't hear a word out of them.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Do you know?
Speaker 4 (41:56):
You said it'd be on the phone all the time,
singing pugs as praises.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Well, don't you what?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Did he make a great mascot?
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Pugs?
Speaker 5 (42:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:04):
He really would you call him burder boy? But what
he could dress up as a sauce chicken? Ye, sauce
chicken would be called pugs.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Isn't it a good sign when you don't hear from people?
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (42:15):
It's no news is good news?
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Just thank you? That's what I was searching for in
my aged brain.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
It's funny because no news is good news. Yes, but
then any press is good press.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Yeah, the publicity yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, well butchered
a little bit, you still got you got the drift,
the drift, Yes, but no, we should.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
We should send them to the people at Reburger and
I want to get their feedback on them because they're brilliant.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Okay, so we're going to send them to them.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
You send them?
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Can you do that?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Was that post? No? You would have to private Bag.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
Private Bag four four one two.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
That's Aukland.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
That's right, that's how its Hey, here's Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in week
days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Birosmith there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday
evening and then today Drama, Drama, Drama, fellows the acc
You have been running a competition from November, no sleep
till a hole in one.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
It's just no sleep till hole in one.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Oh till hole in one?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
And they started at eight am yesterday morning, and when
all through the night you were saying maga. When we
came in this afternoon, that was still going and morale
was very very low, very very low.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
And you can understand why, you know, when you've got
a competition that revolves around you doing something miraculous on
a golf course. Right, Let's be honest, if you get
a hole in one, it's something to be treated for
your entire life. The people that you've got swing in
the club are all shit at golf.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
That's what they've realized.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
It's just like, oh, it's going to be easy if
we just keep on swinging that's not how it works, Kezy.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
No, yeah you did, right, Mega, I've never thought of
it like that.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
But then just before five overclock, as Hawdy J was
coming out of the studio, I heard a loud chair
of excitement and yes, relief because some mad barstard had
done it. And that mad barstard is Matt, who joins
us now get a Madhouse Live.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
And Keezy and Mogi it's he.
Speaker 9 (44:19):
I'm a big found you fellow being here, and yeah,
very excited to very excited to have knocked better and
give g Lane the night off because he was He
was stretching out about it.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Tell me, Matt, because you're obviously a pretty gun golfer.
Have you ever had a real hole in one.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
In your life?
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Yeah? I've actually had eight? So, oh my god, were
you called in, especially Matt to get this done.
Speaker 9 (44:45):
I was watching last night and Witshally supplied the tech
for the for the for the hynarious I was I
was worried the computer was going to burn out after
watching them, That computer running for fourteen days straight wasn't
gonna be here.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
Because I saw you earlier on and I thought to myself,
that guy seems familiar but I'm terrible with faces and names,
and that could mean that I've either never met you
or that we're spend time together. It turns out that
we did meet it in the airport, and if I
remember correctly, were you going on a golf trip? Then
is that where you were going or you come back from? Yeah,
I was going.
Speaker 9 (45:16):
I was off to Fiji for a for a golf trip,
and yeah, we bumped into each other. And I take
a big fan, so I thought I'd take my chance
and yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yeah, right. What's so, Matt? So are you a golfer
by trade? What's your handy here?
Speaker 9 (45:29):
I'm a failed player, so I tried to I tried
to make money out of golf, but that was no luck.
So I actually work in the industry now for different
brands like Wilson, which we were an event, and we
also do golf simulators, so premium golf simulators.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Right, So you must be a golf of some repute though, right?
So plus three plus yeah, so you know it's not
that good. Plus three means he's gone past zero up
to plus three? Yeah, do you even know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Yeah? I do know what you mean. And it kind
of pisses me off a little bit. Now, Matt, very quickly,
makee talk us through the shot. Just you were just
doing what you were doing.
Speaker 9 (46:08):
Why should you felt like a bit of a dick
because I was struggling with the clubs in there, because
my clubs are slightly longer. So I requested that I
went to my car and got my own clubs out,
which it's felt like a bit of a loser really, bit, Yeah,
I got I got the got the job done for
the fellas and yes.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Right, so and you just hit it to feel sweet
when you hit it?
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
It was.
Speaker 9 (46:25):
There was a few on a row that was sort
of dancing around it. So right, as soon as you know,
you get a bit of an inklean when it's in
the air.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yeah you felt good.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
I've never had an inkling happened. Yeah, Well, good on you, Matt.
You saved the fellows a lot of pain and maybe
we should I might have a chat with you afterwards
when a man and get a few taps.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Oh it's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
I must swing.
Speaker 9 (46:46):
I've been following the form online and it's looking good.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
You're almost there.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Radio the White Stripes there on the radio Hodarchy Show
this Wednesday evening. Now, if you fellows heard of best
seats on the Boundary, No, neither of I. What's that about?
Speaker 5 (47:07):
You know?
Speaker 2 (47:08):
The Black Clash? Yes, better known as the Hot Spring
SPA T twenty Black Clash in association with Wolfbrook.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
How big that name and titles its? I've seen that
live on TV too, of course.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Jays, you'll be calling it this year. It's live from
Beoval tod at the Mount there January seventeenth. That every
single year, Moggie, you and I are in a hot tub.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
This year there's no hot tub, So we're going to
have like a special darky zone. It'll probably be at
the front of the ACZ party zone. Is AZZ going
to be there's not going to be there. Holy heck,
there's not even any of the promotional they should be.
She's golling she knows how to use it. Ye. No,
(47:55):
they're not going to be there. Oh, but we're going
to be sitting in front of the acc what ultra
Parti zone.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
Oh that's better.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
And we just need to figure out what this sort
of hadarky, the best seats in the house. What it's
actually going to look like. The winner of this competition
will be sitting with us in that area. Yes, so
what would you like down there mode? Because Jace, you'll
be commentating. Am I right that there's going to be
a boat involved?
Speaker 5 (48:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (48:14):
I think there is a boat, aren't you, Guys?
Speaker 2 (48:17):
I've heard rumors things are coming, things we don't know.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
Okay, well, this is what I want. It's going to
be soundproof. I don't want to hear any of the
scumbags in the acc zone to be able to be
able to talk to me, be able to throw things
at me, which is what happens, and particularly as the
evening progresses, things start getting hurdled your weight because they're Jealouskezy, Yeah,
they are just scumbags, they're jealous. So soundproof would be
(48:41):
my first thing, and protected from projectiles, so it's closed
in box of some sort. But then that's kind of
blocking the view for people.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Mind you.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
If I was in your guys position, I'd be wanting
some platters. H platters go without saying, okay, good Jesus
and cold meat.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Lots of cheeses are a kid, Yeah, heaps of up
iced coffee. Ah, get back to it, unlimited cheese balls
and darts just being handed around. Wows like it rules.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
I might have to reconsider what I'm doing here.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
And it's interesting. What about a spa. A spa A
spa would be like a hot spring spa. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't know what's going on there, but we should
because they've just started, you know, after a few years
of me being and there with the old nips out
there over it, that's sick of it.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
Well, that's right, because it was perfectly fine for the
previous four five iterations. But it's once those nipples came out,
just ruined it for ever because it used to be
like a family event, didn't that you'd watch the cricket
with your family, And of course you know, tens of
thousands of children's lives ruined. Yeah, they were traumatized. When
the side of keys is horrendous and look, I say
this with all the love in the world.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Keys just doesn't feel like absolutely I thought it was empowered.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
We say it with absolute affection. I thought it was free,
absolutely foul nipples.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
But if you would like to sit with us in
the hudaky zone, which we are still designing heads hdak
dot co dot in ziggis out in the drawer there
and thanks to news on the grab a seat, we
can actually fly from anywhere in the country and we'll
also put you up at the Trinity Wharf Hotel, which
is where we are all staying as well, and all
the players stay, so it's a good place to be. Hodak,
you do get yourself and the drawer hash pipe.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Oh yeah, you're gonna have one of those.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah, wheezer the hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Well, there you go, your man Barstards. That's the big
show down and dusted this Wednesday evening and the podcast
out tro today. We were talking about men's testosterone.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
That's right, that's right. That podcast comes out at seven
thirty tonight and that explains why today's clip is entitled Horny.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
An old ram cast in the back pattern constantly having
a go at himself, rubbing himself up forgett.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
That's good podcasts and there's good eating their fields.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
It's actually a pretty good podcast and going listen to
it if you like podcasts.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yeah, if you like talking Yeah, good starf hearing. There's
a lot of chat about how how passionate with how
what's the word horny?
Speaker 5 (51:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (51:17):
I guess so we each are and who's the hornyess.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
There wasn't a lot of chat about that that sort
of rounded it out. It was more along the predisposition
you have genetically to.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Do genetic Yeah, and you know that it's just your
hormones making you do stuff.
Speaker 4 (51:30):
It's got nothing to do with choice. Really, you're driven
by your yeah programmings, totally Bogie, What are you doing tonight?
I'm going to go and see a play at Basement
Theater called The dry House.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
The Dry House.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Sale to my wife, she's going to that and she tonight?
Is that without Allison Bruce?
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Alison Bruce and Zoey Crane Yeah, both on the books
at friend So I'll be able to tell you all
about that tomorrow. I'm very excited. I haven't seen to
play for a long time. Keezy should get into theater, Keyzy, No,
you simply muss. I think that's a terrible idea. I
hate remember.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
I can't even remember one line for an audition for
an air let alone an entire play. I don't like theater. Yeah,
I like. I hate watching theater. I hate thespians. Yeah
that's a bad idea, an idea, Yeah I should.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
What are you having for tea tonight?
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Burgers? We've got these two frozen beef and venison patties
that we that we made about a month ago and
we just got them. We're going to have burgers and
the We're gonna go for a walk hopefully get home,
eat the burger straight away, go for a walk before
the sun goes down.
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Good for your prostate?
Speaker 2 (52:36):
What about yes, Jas? Apparently? What are you doing tonight, Jason?
Speaker 4 (52:39):
Your wife lines lines and more lines, drugs?
Speaker 2 (52:42):
Yes, learning lines?
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Learning lines?
Speaker 2 (52:47):
Your wife? Is that to play with Mogi? Anyway? Ye
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It's a joy to be here today. It's a joy
to be in your camp. And I can't wait to
see what the show brings today. Feelers.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Feelers totally Ma, how you going, Keezy? Are going really great?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You haven't you wet yourself today?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, yesterday's spiled a glass of water on myself for
people wondering what happened there. No, I haven't. I've had
a lovely day. It's been nice and sunny. Got a
lot done this morning, drove my trucky to work.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Just a good day, A day that makes you go, man,
so great being here, isn't it yet?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Jace?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
It just makes me so grateful Keezy?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
And I realized today what makes me think about is
that these good things to come. Oh yeah, We've got
a whole plethora of days like this coming up, all
banked in the future, you fellows over the summer. I'm
feeling good.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I got your summer shirt on there. That's the one
with turkeys on today.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I don't know what is on it actually, have never
really looked at it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's turkeys.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I was a turkey's gobble god, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Your turkey ship.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, great, Jas that's Jason's catchphrase, gobble gobble.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I thought it was old turkey neck hoyt.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
All right, okay, hey, moggie, what's coming up on the show?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Mate, what's happening on the Big Show with old mobiles?
I'm glad yours, Janus. We've got so much going on
today's show. I don't know how we're going to fill
it in. We've got competitions, we've got a backbone bench fellas.
We'll were talking about best seats on the boundary. We're
also going to talk about how we may have gone
to the top of the vinyl charts with our unbelievable
(02:30):
podcast story of Vinyl called The Big Show. The origin
story be a little bit of chat about the November
Swingers Club, and Kezy has come in with one of
the hottest ideas for content I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
It's actually my wife. We're going to have a big pole,
aren't we, Keezy? We certainly are, Mike, I know how
much you love a big pole. And today's is whether
you'd rather give up food or shagging? And my wife
asked me this question last night. I guess it depends
on who you're shagging, right or what you're eating? Yep, exactly, yeah,
three four eight three. By the way, give have your
(03:03):
say on that topic and we'll get into it next.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Is she the hierarchy? Big Show Weekdays from four on
Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Green Day There on this beautiful Wednesday after the noon
of the time is eleven minutes past four, which means
it's time for.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Pole. That's right. As always, you can have your seal
on the Big Pole by texting three four eight three,
calling us on eight hundred Hadarky, or voting on the
official pole at the Hdarky Big Show's Instagram story. Today's
one feel as comes from my wife who last night
(03:42):
I was doing the dishes there and again again one
hundred percent. I was doing the dishes. You wearing gloves
When I hand wash my dishes, I wear gloves because
the dish soap I noticed made my hands go all dry,
so I started wearing gloves. But that's not what we're
here to discuss, although that could be another part. But
(04:06):
she basically said, Oh, I was watching a video on
Instagram today and they were trying to decide what you'd
rather give up, food entirely from your life or doing
the nasty doing the nasty. No, no, no, that's it'd
be too easy to choose.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Mogi.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, would you rather give up food or mating?
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Shagging?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Shagging?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yeah, it sort of ignores you know if you stop eating,
you die.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Well, that's the thing, right, And so the idea of
a question like this, Moggie is.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Hypothetical, hypothetical, hypothetic. I don't actually have to choose.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You don't have to choose. But also it's just that
you just give it up and you don't need to
do it anymore. But you don't get that satisfaction easy.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Can I ask you this before we delve into this topic.
And I don't mean this in a pervy way.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, it already feels so herb.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Did you ask your wife that question?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Well, she asked me, yeah, and then I gave an answer,
and then I asked her and she gave the same answer. Right, okay, yeah, yeah, yes,
So would you like to know what my answer was? Yes,
I said, don't even have to think about it. I
would give up shagging. Yeah, food because you couldn't give
up that. You know, your favorite food is frozen Maccaine's
(05:27):
pizza Hawaiian.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I mean that is and that is some good eating.
So how are you going to give that up? That
this sex must be out the gay?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Well, that's the thing, is right, Like I eat food
between two and four times a day. I only shagged
two times a day. Yeah, so it's just basic maths. Yeah,
and she was the same. She's like, we love food,
we love eating together and going out, and like, you
experienced a delicious meal. It's one of the best things
on earth.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Well, that's the thing though, But that's what you've had,
is you've had some unbelievable culinary experience. Is Chris and
my concerners that one or both parties haven't had an
exceptional experience in the other department. Now, if you had
had that experience, Jase Green, you'd be very reluctant to
give it up.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Or Look, I've got to be really honestly, really simple
for me food because I don't eat anyway. You give
up food, I give up food. I'm a sex machine. Yes, same, Well.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
You hang on. So are you a six machine, Jason,
or are you an old ram cast in the back
paddick because I can't get a read on you.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I may be an old ram cast in the back paddock,
but I'm still going still, you know, And you've often said,
what did you eat today? Jason used to get in
the who.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Of a mood about what I've had a cracker with
a piece of tomatoes.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
So what's it to me to give up food?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yes, and I'm the same. You see me coming through
the door with some bull checking and some you know,
some garbage rice with a bit of soissles on it.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, exactly, and it's interesting. Actually.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
The only difficulty for me, of course, would be the chips. Yes,
you know what I mean, that'd be hard, but chips, yeah, chips.
But apart from that, definitely, Shaggan would be my jest.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Right, So you'd give up food, yes, and Moggie you
give up food as well. I'd give up food as well. Yeah, right,
am I the only one that's given up share?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Now your missus has given it up as well.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
So that's stoked that.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
She was saying it was a tough decision.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
I should say that.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
It's like anytime there's an award given out. So this
year's finalists were all very, very good and the decision
was really hard.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
When you know, it wasn't hard. Yeah, it wasn't hard
at all. That's not what she was it was. It's
not hard, yeah, yeah, because of my dys function. Three
four eight three give us a text. What do you
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Speaker 3 (07:43):
There's Jane's edition.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
David Bowie there on the Radio Holdarky Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon, twenty three minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Keys.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
If you don't mind me bringing this up, I just
it was something that you see it in the last
voice break, and it just sort of shook me to
my core. And they were talking about whether you want
to give up shaging or food or food and you
see definitely shagging. But but also in that conversation you
were talking about how when you do the dishes you wear.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Dish gloves, dishwashing gloves correct.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
And I I have concerns about because we were talking
in the podcast out Trying today you're a bit of
a horn dog, but not really right hang on, and
I I don't know how to phrase this your manliness
all right, because I know, I mean you're a big, strapping,
(08:46):
goofy looking bass you know, yes, you've got a good
body on you and stuff, you know, But but I
noticed that you're also quite.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
We'll see, Jace. Do you think I wear dish gloves
because the water is too hot?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Even worse than that, I know why you wear them.
It's because it tries out your skin on your hands.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well, the thing you might not know about soap is
that it basically separates oil from water. Right, so you
know soap will do that.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
What does it do?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
It gets rid of the surface tension of oil, for example.
Even the fact that you talked about.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
That exactly what I was going to say. It's this,
why can I ask? Can I ask? And I don't
want to make this all about you.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
It's just okay, it's just been twenty four minutes of
it's so far.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Is this why when you and you and your dad
are doing car projects?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yes, your dad.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Does a sort of rup and tumble because you don't
want to get oil on the hands and stuff, because
that little stripped up the natural oils.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Well, that's the thing. I don't want car oil on
my hands. I want my natural hand or Jason, there
are people out there who might not have even stumbled
across that. They'll be looking down at their hands, going
why are my hands so dry and grass? It's because
you're washing the dishes without gloves. And my house that
I'm living in now, before I renovated it, we didn't
have a dish washer, so I had to hand wash
the dishes every night, and my hands got really really dry.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Oh God, that terrible?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
At what?
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Thank you? So?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Firstly I invested in some hand cream. Yes, and that's
sort of like that would make it better during the day,
But then I'd washed my hands again and whilst doing
the dishes, and they'd get worse again. I couldn't wrap
my head around it. Yeah, just so I bought some
dish gloves all right, and I paid I think it
was eight ninety nine at the supermarket for really good ones.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Do you wear a shower cap as well if you
because you're worried about the oils in your hair?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
No, I don't wear a shower cap. My wife wears
a shower cap if she doesn't want to hear getting
wet and she's done it or something. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
No, can I ask just as a little side issue
for you, Mogi, and it probably happens to you too, Kyzy.
My wife's even asking me if I want a squirt
of hand cream. Right, she always has hand cream in
her person. She's like, do you want some? And I'm
like no, thanks, love.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Well, that's obviously because your hands feel like scales.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Yeah, that's probably why it's Like one time there was
a guy that I worked with who had bad bo
yeses and we got yeah yeah, we got sent free
arm under army under free under arm deodorant.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Sorry yeah, And I was like, hey, man, do you
want to pack of this theodorant here? And he's like,
non aimal good and I'm like, no, it takes the man,
it's free. She was like noah, man, I'm sweet things though,
and I was just like, honestly, yeah, take it. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
So that's what your wife's doing to you, right.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I want my hands, I mean, but this is the
thing that she you've got bo I think. I don't
even think about my hands, no, right, you.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I'm not thinking about these sexual oils being stripped off them.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
More so, that's what you mean when you always say
my hands have a mind of their own.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
The hill Archy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
A bit of Bush for your Wednesday afternoon. The time
is four thirty five. Now there's a bit of a
thing going on at the moment with the ACC No
Sleep till a Hole in One. It's called with that
of Mind. We've got Joseph Jury from the ACE. I'm
being very form Joe from the ACC, who's been running
(12:27):
this competition first and foremost. Mate, tell us what it's
all about and what you've had to go through.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
So it's for November, using funds for November, and we
are doing a hole in one challenge on a simulator
and it's not going very well.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
So you're raising money for November, which of courses to
assist with men's health, that's right, and men's particularly their
mental health. How's your mental health, Joe?
Speaker 7 (12:54):
I think it's one of those major backfire promotions that
you usually see in radio. Yeah, so my and Finn
Catty had to do the night shift through the evening
and yeah, there was there were some tense moments. Yeah,
at about three to four thirty am.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah. By the way, if you want to support or
even just watch, text hole to three four eight three
and we'll get your link there. So I left, I
mean after the show finished here. I stayed for half
an how I hit a few balls, was like, this
hasn't happening. There's no chances there. Yeah, I'll see see
you guys later. And I woke up this morning and
was listening to the Breakfast Show and they were talking
(13:33):
about how you guys were still going and it was
just you and Mash the entire evening. Yep, things get weird.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Very weird.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Like there were points where I thought I was talking
to him, he wasn't in the room, and then I
was out and he was. He thought he was talking
to me. And there were people on the live stream
named toilet Inspectors six eight seven eight who was giving
us kind of therapy and health.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
You were saying, friend got a bit free ski to
it one day. What was a young buckster? And D
said he sort of rolled over and sort of curled
into you in the fetal position. That must have been weird.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
Well, it was weird because we weren't laying down and
we're actually standing up.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Just to clarify here, Joe, the idea is you guys
can't sleep until sun bas it gets a hole in one.
That's right.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
So I would really appreciate if you guys came after
the show and.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I'll have a bit of a whack in the next break.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Well, I was listening to the award winning podcast The
Agenda Today that goes so good, and the chat. The
chat was that you guys were going to end it
at twelve pm midday, You're going to call it.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
Yeah, that's right, that's what Lane wanted to do. Yeah,
we wanted to pull.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Out exactly what I was looking forward to, you know,
coming in here today and finding that you'd stopped it
and then the name NOS Sleep until hold On one
would have been rubbish and then you guys were shocking bastards. Yeah,
I would have been able to put the boot into you. Yeah,
what's changed there? Because you're still going out. I don't know.
By the way, there's half a dozen people out there
swinging the club. I don't know who any of them are.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
No, no, exactly.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
So what we decided was we just would open up
to anyone who could have two hands, right I am
in one hand, if you could have some kind of
device to attach the golf club too. So we've just
got anyone in the office to come down and help us.
What about Foxy is around, Well he isn't the is
in the city so we could reach out to him.
I'm not sure if he wants to lure himself to
(15:18):
be on a live you're tired as yeah, and so
the crickets and that it'll be interesting to see how
we're going to commentate and do a hole in one
simulator challenge.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Because who's on the cricket?
Speaker 4 (15:30):
G lane?
Speaker 7 (15:31):
G lane?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
That's so good, right, because you've had what two hours sleep?
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Joe?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
You had a nap this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I had a little nana nap.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Yep, went home. I tried to put my life back
together failed and so I just bought myself back in here.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah cool, And how stoked were you? And we saw you.
You should come and have a chat about how much
you guys are failing.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Oh, I love you guys. So I thought nothing brings
me Joe, I'll go in and have a whack now
and just end your misery.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Please please.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Yeah, we've been waiting for you to do it, so.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, it would be today. But she was a shambles.
I was using a sandwig. I realized.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Yeah, yeah, I went in for a little girl as well.
I was wondering why I couldn't get it, you know,
more than forty feet from the tee. Also, I suck, yeah, yeah,
say why to be fear made? That's true.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Text hole to three four eight three will send you
a link to tune in. It's be generous too, because
it's an aid of November and men's health and whatnot.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
And if you really want to annoy Jace, you could
donate and have Green Day play while he is on
the simulator.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Oh right, so you can do things like that. Yeah,
And of course, well.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
We've just been out there and there's been playing on
for an hour on rotation because somebody said I'll give
you X amount of dollars if you play that. It's
a full glass and it's a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
It is a nightmare in the meantime, isn't it tell?
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hodarky Blanke.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
He's there on the Radio Hurdarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time it's four forty eight. Let's talk TV. It's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yes yes yes, yes, yes, yes yes yes yeah, Hey fellas.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Last night I watched this really just new show that
I hadn't seen before. It's called Down Cemetery. Rodent's on
Apple TV and it's from the producers of Slow Horses. Oh,
it's a thriller. It's based on a book, and it's
about a woman who's an art restorer who is not
Emma Thompson. She's somebody else and she's sort of got
(17:32):
a husband that's in finance and they having a dinner
party one night when all of a sudden fellas spoiler alert,
there's apparently a gas explosion at a neighboring house. It
blows in their windows. It's all go A mother is killed,
a child has taken into hospital, and this woman goes
to goes to hospital to give the child a card
(17:56):
and make sure she's okay. But everybody at the hospital
is behaving very strangely, so she goes to the police
and the police are behaving very strangely. So she gets
the help of a detective service, which is Emma Thompson
and her husband and they start looking into what's going
on here. So it's all very cloak and dagger what's
(18:16):
going on. The Guardian gave it a five star review
five stars. It's quite a lot five busy as they
see in there. Five out of five Buzzies using Buies
now they're using the rating service, it's great. Rotten Tomatoes
has it at eighty percent. I'm going to give it
three because I've only watched one episode. I think there's
only three episodes. It's good, but you know, it's only
(18:38):
the first episode. It's hard to judge, but worth a
geeze I reckon?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
What was it called again?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
It's called Down Cemetery Road. It's on Apple TV, and
it's Emma Thompson and what has been described as a
brilliant performance.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Great, okay, hey, you feel us. They've got nothing really
to offer. I was trying to learn lines last night
whilst also watching the TV and not succeeding in either occupation. Right, okay,
so I've got really nothing to give you, right.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
And your performance tomorrow or today was probably terrible as well.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
That was very good, keysy, Oh, he's very good. I
was actually I'll give myself five bullsies.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Really? Yes, what were you filming?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Look? I told you Lady Chattley's lover.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Last night I watched the first episode of the latest
season of Educators on TV and Z, which is a
new Zealand Comedy. Know you featured a few times you
were hearing this season as well.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
This season, Yes, the first I haven't been cut out
and that's possible.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, I know what that's like me don't worry about that.
But this first episode they went all in. They had
Taigaway t t guest starring right, funny role, largely improvised
that show, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
It's entirely improvised. Yeah, so do they give you the
sort of premise, so you go and this is this
is a show that's about a bunch of pretty much
scumbag school teachers at a secondary school. An amazing cast,
isn't it Johnny Braf, Angelo Driver, Jackie van Be, Tom Sainsbury,
Cohen Holloway, just to who's who of New Zealand comedy
(20:05):
and years. They give you the idea of the scene,
the starting point and the ending point, and you just
have to sort of make your way there by improvising.
There's no script, there's no lines in Jason's hen which
would be really I reckon that would be really fun.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
And so the first episode Taigaway isn't It, which I
like they front loaded get him in there. He plays
a funny character. It was one of those things where
you return to one of your favorite sitcoms because it's
probably my favorite New Zealand sitcom lately. Yeah, since Talkback,
of course, and it's not into Paranoim went into ParaNorman
before seven periods of Mister Gormsby of course. But yeah,
(20:42):
it was nice to be reunited with the characters. And
I love Johnny Bruff's character, the principal because he's just
like a bumbling idiot who's in charge of everyone. Yeah yeah, yeah,
very relatable, you know, like he's just I don't know,
he's he's brilliant. He's got such a worried look all
the time, whilst constantly everyone below him is manipulating, basically
bossing him around. Yes, yeah, so Educators TVNS in plus,
(21:04):
if you've never watched it, check it out. Great New
Zealand comedy. Every single season's there. Yeah, they're only twenty
minutes lost. It's bloody good eating.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I give it four busies out of five.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
It's nice.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, he's rim The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio hod Is.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Indeed, are em there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon the time is four point fifty five
and we've got breaking news and Z.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
This is breaking news eight am yesterday morning, Feelers. The
ACC undertook a mission. It was to not sleep until
they hit a hole in one with a golf simulator
that the ACC has happened upon. It's currently set up
in the office next door. They stayed overnight. Morale was
extremely low, and I'm pleased to announce that as of
(21:54):
one minute ago, someone has hit a hole in one.
As I'm officially done and dusted. Pretty exciting stuff. The
gentleman involved as somebody that I haven't seen before. He
sort of looks like a Timu Ryan Fox actually does.
He's got all the golf gears on. He's familiar with
our show, but I've never seen him before, and it
always worries me because I'm terrible with both names and faces.
(22:17):
So I don't know if A I'd ever never met
him before, or B I'd spent a long weekend with him.
But it loves this golf.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Obviously, he managed to just drop it maybe more seven
meters in front of the hole and it just rolled
straight and beautiful.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I did, I think, and I may be wrong, Yeah,
I did. Hear someone saying that I think he may
be a pro so or of a higher quality than
say us fellows.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Oh wow, I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
I don't know, but I tell you what. I actually
literally walked out of the studio when it happened, and
it was an almighty right chair of celebration slash relief.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah. I personally am a wee bit gutted. You know,
I wanted to keep on going.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Oh, absolutely, because I have nothing I can pop out
there for five or ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
And then go whack for them.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
It's absolute torture, particularly for Joe Jury, who dives better
to be honest with you, he's a good man.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. But we might have a
chat to the winner after five A feelers.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Hey, Now, listen to in other news, Big News about
the Big Show, Finyalo Boy and some weird stuff is
happening in the Meldeves.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Welcome back in mess some backbones. Hope you're getting through
your hump day this Wednesday afternoon. You're listening to the
Big Show brought to you by.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
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great stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
The only thing you know, with the golf going on
next door with the ACC, Feedler said, I'm disappointed about
is I can't steal any chaps?
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yes, you know there's a cricket tonight, yeahs to West Indy.
So the Fellers are getting prepared for the commentary there
and old Hordy J can't do the slinky.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Well, there's people from other radio stations that came in
and were blatantly openly thieving chips. And when you do it, Jace,
every single day for two years in a row, they
get their backs up.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
What's it all about?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
I reckon? And you know what disgusted me about that
fellas someone came into the studio B with old Pug
sim with a bag of chips and they sat there
and ate them themselves. Did we get any No? Does
Pug steal fistfuls of Houghdy J's stolen chips?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Every single day?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
When when Pug steals your chips which you've stolen, Yes,
is Pugs stealing from the ACC? Is he stealing from you?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Well you call that an accomplice don't you absolutely over
the fact. Yeah, if you know the goods are stolen
and you still go into them and you're indulgent.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
It's receiving stolen goods, right, Okay, so it's excelling. Sadly,
it's not Luder's rights. Luder's rights don't apply in the case.
Jason is a looter. Yeah, still knows. He still knows
that he's receiving stolen goods.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Work.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yeah, it's the skinny just goes and eats his own
pack don't do that. It's his own packet of chips.
Quietly in the corner. I'm really hungry too. I went
to the cheap sushi place that wasn't bloody open.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Guys, this isn't your personal buffet. All right, bring a
little pack luncheon with you like I do. He Old
Magie and old Magie. This is an absolute tune.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Can you turn this up? Jason?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (25:30):
You here, you go?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Ready, wrong way manue.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Hod's indeed Tom Pitty there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is five point fifteen
and right now it's time for Property Chat.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Oh, Property Chat.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
On the big show.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
That sounds different from the time that day.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
What do you mean you can't just throw a new
sting on me without even asking for it and just
assume I'm going to play the creeks.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I'll be honest with you. That was such a surprise
to me. I freaked out and thought we were talking
about I thought, geez, I think we're talking about sothing
different to what we've been.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Chatting about chatting about. Yeah, totallyers.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
I was shocked.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yeah, I'm shocked that we don't have a property chat
sting since we talk about property so much on this
you know, when yesterday, what are we talking about property?
To show you fellas are forever banging on and looking
at homes and houses and what about this, fellas? And
as you know, I'm in the in the position at
(26:38):
the end of this year where we're looking to move. Yeah,
so I've kind of been delving into the property market.
I mean, I don't bang on about it as much
as you guys do, especially Kesy, but you know, I
have been looking at property and I mentioned this a
little while ago, and I've reinvestigated it and I'm reinvigorated
(27:00):
by the idea of it. And that's a retirement village.
Now there are some beautiful, beautiful units on peninsulas by
golf courses that are retirement villagers. But then you chuck
in Fellers. You can get a reasonable, you know, very
attractive villa on a golf course at a really nice price.
(27:21):
You've got medical help on board should you have some
kind of have a fall, a fall, or break your hap,
or have a heart sort of murmur or something like that.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
You've got an inherent fear of medical assistance, though I
know I do.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
But it's comforting for me to know that. Should Hardy
Jay have a turn of some description, because that's what
old people have. They have turns that there's medical and
I just squeeze the little button in the unit. Then
they've got little buttons in the unit and someone medical
comes out and fixes you up.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah, that's right, you heard right, someone medical.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Your knowledge of the medical system here in New Zealand
is amazing, Thank you. Men. There's a button in the
unit and a medical person comes out and to.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Do someone medical and just gives you a heart thingy
with one of those heart thingies. Oh, for example, you
and your wife could be sitting there and in your
unit and you go, oh, what are we going to
have for dinner tonight, darling, And she'll go, oh, I
can make a pass and I no, no, there was no, no,
you don't need to make a pass to my love.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
We will just order in from the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Well, they often have, you know that they have a
kitchen there and they can make meals and you can
get them Deliveredy to go out.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
To the food hall there, and you have to eat
with all of the other residents, Joe's. You have to socialize.
That's that's the beauty of one of these retirement homes. Yeah,
I can see you out there. They have the troughs
there of mesh spuds, sort of lumpy mash buds and
peas and sort of corn boiled boiled meats. Yeah, I
can see you there absolutely.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
I can you talk about company? And I don't know
if you guys ever do this in your household, You'll
be sitting at how many go we should do something? Downly?
What should we do? And I'll be bugging a bucking
think of an idea. They organize activities, Yes, lawn bowls.
You'd love a bit of.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Lawn bowl Actually, you and your wife Casey. Yeah, I
like playing lawn bowls. But what they do at these
retirement homes is you will hop into the shuttle. The
shuttle's arriving on Wednesday. You will hop in the shuttle.
You go for a nice drive around the scene out
an outing and while we went to the beach.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Yeah, but the troublers they get back to the retirement home.
Oh god, we've done a miscount. Howidy Jay has gone missing?
Oh no, so houghdy J is now wandering around a
park somewhere. Oh god, and he's it's getting towards nightfall
and it's getting cold, and aughdy J hasn't taken his sweater.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Again, and now he's starting to get scared. Yeah, so
we're gonna put wanted posters ups and then we've got
a recent photo. Nah, we just have to use this
photo of him from Labyrinth put Hog. But anyway, Oh yeah,
I thought you should do it.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
My wife would be there with me, Maggie says, she'd
make sure I got on the shuttle. True, you know, no, no,
And I love a bit of garden act going to
the gardens.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
A couple of years ago, I did a bit of
a thing where I suggested you and your wife moving
to a retirement village. And you said your wife would
be furious with me for suggesting that you're saying that
she's keen.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Well, she said, this is the one sticky point and
the whole thing is my wife isn't that keen on it.
But as far as I can see, I can't see
any drawbacks. Would you know the radio show, Oh sure,
I could get the shuttle in. They could shut it,
you know, because they just shut it.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
I'll tell you what would you even have to drive anymore?
Hoidy J doing his own radio show at the retirement village.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
How good would that be?
Speaker 4 (30:37):
You'd be You'd be geez, you'd be a hit a
monks the ladies there Radio fogie with Hoidy J.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Ding Dom Ding, Hello, cambell I reckon you should do
it man, Thanks Philo, start tomorrow tomorrow you reckon. I
should put a deposit down, leave a deposit.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
For the Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurdarchy.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
Queens of the stone Age. There on the radio ho
Donkey Big Show this Wednesday afternoon, the time five to
twenty seven guys.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Yesterday the Melbourne Cup was on. It's a horse race
that stops both nations, both New Zealand and Australia.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yes, you're right, Yeah I did. We even watched it.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Are you mentioned for a Punta Hordages bot No.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
I told you the story. I went to the tab once.
I bet a two dollar each way bet on dual Dancer,
a rank outsider. I won like forty five dollars, and
I went, I'm never coming back again. Smart self control, man,
you're n It was the only time I've ever had
any kind of self control. I knew instinctively that I
would become a massive gambler otherwise.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Well, there was a two dollar bit. You might have
read about it in the paper. Yes, on the Melbourne Cup.
The guy won three hundred and fifty three thousand dollars. Wow,
three hundred and fifty three thousand dollars. And that was
simply for doing a pick four. So essentially you picked
the first four runners home. It's not I think they
do you do box try effectors. We can pick multiple
(31:57):
horses and they can finish in any order as I
as they finished in the first three. Well, you know
four the first four runners were selected in this one
and one three hundred and fifty three thousand dollars, and
I'm just wondering what you guys reckon I.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Should spend it on? What do you mean what you
could spend?
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Well that that I didn't want to tell you guys
about it yesterday because obviously we watched the race live
and I couldn't quite believe what I was saying. It
wasn't until I got home and had a good look
at the ticket that I realized that I had won
three hundred and fifty three thousand dollars plus another one
hundred and twenty one dollars. Wow, it's not bad.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
And what was it?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Bit? You made three buck two two bucks?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
So you know how you bet two dollars and you
got forty dollars?
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Yeah, I bet two bucks and I won three hundred
and fifty three thousand, one hundred and twenty one dollars. Right,
So that was you. But I'm just a bit concerned about,
you know, what I should do with it, because obviously
you don't want your family to know because there's shock
and bastards.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Your wife and my wife.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yes, So what do I do with it?
Speaker 4 (32:58):
It's got to be discreet, and it's got to have
long term returns.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
If I was on, if I was you, I get
it all out in cash, Yes, and I cash out
and I put it in a PO.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Box, a post office box. Yeah, yeah, right, I think
I need a few post office boxes. Is it going
to achieve me any sort of interest? What's the returns
on that and just sticking it in a box?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Well, just that no one else will ever know about
it and if things ever get you know, difficult. You know,
you've got that three.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Hundred, but it's not cash, it's not earning you anything.
That's okay, No, what do you mean? Or you've got
that money, let that money work for you. Make if
you do have it, because that's the thing. Can you
send your money out to work for you?
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:36):
What sort of stuff does it do?
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
It can be invested in stuff and it earns you money,
right think, Not that I would know, because I don't
really have much money.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Yeah, or you could do like multiple accounts. But the
problem is what you're Yes, I agree with that. What
you're saying. The keys is an investor in something like
property for example.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah, or like you can get really clued up on
the stock exchange.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
That seems like too much Yeah, it's going to crash
the stuff I was actually thinking because, of course, is
that that lion's the old lionman's joint. Nor So, I've
been in discussions with the woman who runs out she's
got the seven big cats that they're going to euthanize
because they're selling that probably for land. We've come to
an arrangement. She said I could have all seven for
three hundred and fifty K. So that's fifty grand each
(34:18):
for a lion. There's four lions, two tigers, and a
polar bear, and that leaves me worth threey one and
twenty one, which I imagine I'll have to spend on freight.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Right.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
But I just sort of feel like I just don't
think big cats depreciate and value.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Oh no, when they die. When they die, I don't.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Think they last forever, like fifty or sixty years old.
There are only like eight or ninety, you know, they
die in their twenties.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Who the big cats.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
That's the ones that live in the wild because I
get shot, But I wouldn't shoot these ones because they'd
be like waste of money, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Literally shoot south from the foot there what not?
Speaker 8 (34:57):
Literally sho literally literally Shootinggoratively, yes, figuratively, i'd be shooting myself,
but literally i'd be shooting a line, but not on foot.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
And I don't want to do either of those things.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, and lines don't have feet, they have paus. Jason,
come on, man, God, I'm such a dam.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I don't know what you should do? Man with you
because you've won money from gambling, yes, untaxable as well,
and you're going to use the money from gambling to
buy lions.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
When am I going to get another opportunity? It seems
like that, you know, there's something can work here. It's
the heavens are talking to me or God is talking
to me. It seems like too much of a coincidence
that I would win on one day three hundred and
fifty thousand dollars and on another day seven big cats
go on sale, what sex and a polo?
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yeah, it feels right, doesn't that?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Either that?
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Or Queen of the Nile.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Queen of the Nile put all three hundred and fifty
thousand into a poke machine. Yeah, I reckon Now, it's
all the Hurdiarchy.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Big Show week days from four on Radio hod.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Ike Kill there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. The time is five forty one and I
think it's fair to say fellas, but the Big Show
are big fans of the Breakers.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Here we are man the B and Z Breakers. Who's
your favorite player?
Speaker 3 (36:15):
I hate it when people ask me that.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Yeah, yeah, right, what is that?
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Because I don't like it's a team game and I
hate you know, yeah, just getting one person named out
of the whole team.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
What about all time favorite Breaker?
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Again, it's like it's like trying to It's like trying
to ask someone what their favorite song is.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
What about like, yeah, earlier this year you shot, you
hit a jump shot and crom Yeah yeah. Would he
be one of your favorites?
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (36:46):
He was certainly up there.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
He's a captain of the Breakers at the moment.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
That's a good question. Actually I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
The good news is though, for every Breakers game in
New Zealand this season, the Big Show have organized for
a backbone bid. Yeah, which is right court side for
you and three mates.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Got a real ring to it.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
It's got the best it's the best seats in the
house with the beauty of.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
This backbone bench and keys. I don't know if you
know this, man, but it allows you to feel the
energy while you hear the noise and witness the best
of basketball life.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Okay, that should be like some sort of summary or
like commercial thing that we put it. Oh my god,
that was great.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
I remember the last Fellows had actually won this prize.
They were talking like they were literally showered in the
players sweat.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
That's right, that's right. They said they felt like they
were part of the team. Oh wow, because they were
on the court and they were playing the game. That's
how close they got. One of them took the winning shot.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
I don't know if that's what we're offering here, because
we can't endorse people they're supposed to be.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
All I'm telling you is what they said.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Oh, this is what happens with the with a bench,
Keysy in basketball. I don't know if you know the mechanics,
but you get players off the bench.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
Yeah, most people, you know, they get off the bench.
And your experience, you were just on the beam.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Oh yeah, because I was told like sitting on the
bench is like the best roll in the team. Anyway,
we've got Zach on the line. Zach your mayor bastard.
How's life man, you could yourself?
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Yeah, thank sack.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
You like a B ball mate, Yeah, do enjoy it
with the B ball?
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Bloody great man you down in christ I am yeah,
bloody ripper. The Breakers are taking on the Adelaide thirty
six's tomorrow night, Wolfbrook Arena. Man, you and three of
your mates pack your bed. We don't pack your bags,
but chuck your Breakers gear on, mate, because you're gonna
be sitting courtside.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
I have bloody good good man, your suitcases down there.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, take pack your bags man, and take them belong
just in case.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
Tell me, Zach, do you have three mates?
Speaker 5 (38:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (38:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Nice? Yeah, I don't. I don't believe you.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Man.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
What are your names? Zach? You know?
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Maybe what times your game start? Mates, But a reburger
before hand and then going go and watch a Breakers game?
Why not?
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Well, you don't want to be too full when you
get called onto the court in the last quarter.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah, yeah, yes, I don't have reburger. Man, Maybe have
that afterwards, Zach. Actually, I've just realized he han't been
asked Zach what he does for a crust. What do
you do for a crust? Zach?
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I'm a builder.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I didn't even need to ask that that because I
knew he was a builder. Really, it was just a
backbone from beginning to end.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Zach Bone. Hey, Zach, sorry about that man. Congrats mate,
we'll chuck you on. Hold it old pugs An, I'll
hand you those tickets, all right?
Speaker 5 (39:35):
Sweet thanks?
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Feelers How good?
Speaker 3 (39:38):
I love that he was a good He was a
good dude, wouldn't he.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah, like Zack. It was fine.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
I mean, I'll be honest, I don't like all our callers.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Really, Zach was good.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
That was cool.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Man. Yeah, he's got three mates, does he though?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Radiohead The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Hold Ikuns Roses There on the radio, Hold Anky Big
Shane Ellison, New Zealand Plenty coming up after six o'clock.
The guy met who hit the hole in one for
the acc No sleep till hole in one pop them
out of their misery at about five o'clock today on
(40:21):
the simulator there we're going to be chatting to him
after six o'clock.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
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don't forget meet Patty Nips sixty nine is a real
email address you can get in touch with it's one
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dollars Reburger voucher. If we've read it out on here,
we'll be dishing out some advice, fellers. The person who's
reached out needs advice on how to get sponsors for something.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Sponsors.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Were you know how we have Reburger?
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Oh my sponsor.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Yeah, they're a it's called it being a sponsor. Oh
do you not know that?
Speaker 1 (41:00):
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Speaker 5 (41:41):
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That one great stuff? It's good, that is really good
good eating. I wouldn't mind finding out what Reburger thinks
of those.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Actually there would be genuinely, I would like to know
what they think about them, because I think they're fantastic.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
I mean, you don't hear a word out of them.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Do you know?
Speaker 4 (41:56):
You said it'd be on the phone all the time,
singing pugs as praises.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Well, don't you what?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Did he make a great mascot?
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Pugs?
Speaker 5 (42:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:04):
He really would you call him burder boy? But what
he could dress up as a sauce chicken? Ye, sauce
chicken would be called pugs.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Isn't it a good sign when you don't hear from people?
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (42:15):
It's no news is good news?
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Just thank you? That's what I was searching for in
my aged brain.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
It's funny because no news is good news. Yes, but
then any press is good press.
Speaker 4 (42:26):
Yeah, the publicity yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, well butchered
a little bit, you still got you got the drift,
the drift, Yes, but no, we should.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
We should send them to the people at Reburger and
I want to get their feedback on them because they're brilliant.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Okay, so we're going to send them to them.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
You send them?
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Can you do that?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Was that post? No? You would have to private Bag.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
Private Bag four four one two.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
That's Aukland.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
That's right, that's how its Hey, here's Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in week
days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Birosmith there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday
evening and then today Drama, Drama, Drama, fellows the acc
You have been running a competition from November, no sleep
till a hole in one.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
It's just no sleep till hole in one.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Oh till hole in one?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
And they started at eight am yesterday morning, and when
all through the night you were saying maga. When we
came in this afternoon, that was still going and morale
was very very low, very very low.
Speaker 4 (43:33):
And you can understand why, you know, when you've got
a competition that revolves around you doing something miraculous on
a golf course. Right, Let's be honest, if you get
a hole in one, it's something to be treated for
your entire life. The people that you've got swing in
the club are all shit at golf.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
That's what they've realized.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
It's just like, oh, it's going to be easy if
we just keep on swinging that's not how it works, Kezy.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
No, yeah you did, right, Mega, I've never thought of
it like that.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
But then just before five overclock, as Hawdy J was
coming out of the studio, I heard a loud chair
of excitement and yes, relief because some mad barstard had
done it. And that mad barstard is Matt, who joins
us now get a Madhouse Live.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
And Keezy and Mogi it's he.
Speaker 9 (44:19):
I'm a big found you fellow being here, and yeah,
very excited to very excited to have knocked better and
give g Lane the night off because he was He
was stretching out about it.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Tell me, Matt, because you're obviously a pretty gun golfer.
Have you ever had a real hole in one.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
In your life?
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Yeah? I've actually had eight? So, oh my god, were
you called in, especially Matt to get this done.
Speaker 9 (44:45):
I was watching last night and Witshally supplied the tech
for the for the for the hynarious I was I
was worried the computer was going to burn out after
watching them, That computer running for fourteen days straight wasn't
gonna be here.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
Because I saw you earlier on and I thought to myself,
that guy seems familiar but I'm terrible with faces and names,
and that could mean that I've either never met you
or that we're spend time together. It turns out that
we did meet it in the airport, and if I
remember correctly, were you going on a golf trip? Then
is that where you were going or you come back from? Yeah,
I was going.
Speaker 9 (45:16):
I was off to Fiji for a for a golf trip,
and yeah, we bumped into each other. And I take
a big fan, so I thought I'd take my chance
and yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yeah, right. What's so, Matt? So are you a golfer
by trade? What's your handy here?
Speaker 9 (45:29):
I'm a failed player, so I tried to I tried
to make money out of golf, but that was no luck.
So I actually work in the industry now for different
brands like Wilson, which we were an event, and we
also do golf simulators, so premium golf simulators.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Right, So you must be a golf of some repute though, right?
So plus three plus yeah, so you know it's not
that good. Plus three means he's gone past zero up
to plus three? Yeah, do you even know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Yeah? I do know what you mean. And it kind
of pisses me off a little bit. Now, Matt, very quickly,
makee talk us through the shot. Just you were just
doing what you were doing.
Speaker 9 (46:08):
Why should you felt like a bit of a dick
because I was struggling with the clubs in there, because
my clubs are slightly longer. So I requested that I
went to my car and got my own clubs out,
which it's felt like a bit of a loser really, bit, Yeah,
I got I got the got the job done for
the fellas and yes.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Right, so and you just hit it to feel sweet
when you hit it?
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
It was.
Speaker 9 (46:25):
There was a few on a row that was sort
of dancing around it. So right, as soon as you know,
you get a bit of an inklean when it's in
the air.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yeah you felt good.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
I've never had an inkling happened. Yeah, Well, good on you, Matt.
You saved the fellows a lot of pain and maybe
we should I might have a chat with you afterwards
when a man and get a few taps.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Oh it's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
I must swing.
Speaker 9 (46:46):
I've been following the form online and it's looking good.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
You're almost there.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Radio the White Stripes there on the radio Hodarchy Show
this Wednesday evening. Now, if you fellows heard of best
seats on the Boundary, No, neither of I. What's that about?
Speaker 5 (47:07):
You know?
Speaker 2 (47:08):
The Black Clash? Yes, better known as the Hot Spring
SPA T twenty Black Clash in association with Wolfbrook.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
How big that name and titles its? I've seen that
live on TV too, of course.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Jays, you'll be calling it this year. It's live from
Beoval tod at the Mount there January seventeenth. That every
single year, Moggie, you and I are in a hot tub.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
This year there's no hot tub, So we're going to
have like a special darky zone. It'll probably be at
the front of the ACZ party zone. Is AZZ going
to be there's not going to be there. Holy heck,
there's not even any of the promotional they should be.
She's golling she knows how to use it. Ye. No,
(47:55):
they're not going to be there. Oh, but we're going
to be sitting in front of the acc what ultra
Parti zone.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
Oh that's better.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
And we just need to figure out what this sort
of hadarky, the best seats in the house. What it's
actually going to look like. The winner of this competition
will be sitting with us in that area. Yes, so
what would you like down there mode? Because Jace, you'll
be commentating. Am I right that there's going to be
a boat involved?
Speaker 5 (48:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (48:14):
I think there is a boat, aren't you, Guys?
Speaker 2 (48:17):
I've heard rumors things are coming, things we don't know.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
Okay, well, this is what I want. It's going to
be soundproof. I don't want to hear any of the
scumbags in the acc zone to be able to be
able to talk to me, be able to throw things
at me, which is what happens, and particularly as the
evening progresses, things start getting hurdled your weight because they're Jealouskezy, Yeah,
they are just scumbags, they're jealous. So soundproof would be
(48:41):
my first thing, and protected from projectiles, so it's closed
in box of some sort. But then that's kind of
blocking the view for people.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
Mind you.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
If I was in your guys position, I'd be wanting
some platters. H platters go without saying, okay, good Jesus
and cold meat.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Lots of cheeses are a kid, Yeah, heaps of up
iced coffee. Ah, get back to it, unlimited cheese balls
and darts just being handed around. Wows like it rules.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
I might have to reconsider what I'm doing here.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
And it's interesting. What about a spa. A spa A
spa would be like a hot spring spa. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't know what's going on there, but we should
because they've just started, you know, after a few years
of me being and there with the old nips out
there over it, that's sick of it.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
Well, that's right, because it was perfectly fine for the
previous four five iterations. But it's once those nipples came out,
just ruined it for ever because it used to be
like a family event, didn't that you'd watch the cricket
with your family, And of course you know, tens of
thousands of children's lives ruined. Yeah, they were traumatized. When
the side of keys is horrendous and look, I say
this with all the love in the world.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Keys just doesn't feel like absolutely I thought it was empowered.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
We say it with absolute affection. I thought it was free,
absolutely foul nipples.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
But if you would like to sit with us in
the hudaky zone, which we are still designing heads hdak
dot co dot in ziggis out in the drawer there
and thanks to news on the grab a seat, we
can actually fly from anywhere in the country and we'll
also put you up at the Trinity Wharf Hotel, which
is where we are all staying as well, and all
the players stay, so it's a good place to be. Hodak,
you do get yourself and the drawer hash pipe.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Oh yeah, you're gonna have one of those.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah, wheezer the hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Well, there you go, your man Barstards. That's the big
show down and dusted this Wednesday evening and the podcast
out tro today. We were talking about men's testosterone.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
That's right, that's right. That podcast comes out at seven
thirty tonight and that explains why today's clip is entitled Horny.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
An old ram cast in the back pattern constantly having
a go at himself, rubbing himself up forgett.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
That's good podcasts and there's good eating their fields.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
It's actually a pretty good podcast and going listen to
it if you like podcasts.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yeah, if you like talking Yeah, good starf hearing. There's
a lot of chat about how how passionate with how
what's the word horny?
Speaker 5 (51:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (51:17):
I guess so we each are and who's the hornyess.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
There wasn't a lot of chat about that that sort
of rounded it out. It was more along the predisposition
you have genetically to.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Do genetic Yeah, and you know that it's just your
hormones making you do stuff.
Speaker 4 (51:30):
It's got nothing to do with choice. Really, you're driven
by your yeah programmings, totally Bogie, What are you doing tonight?
I'm going to go and see a play at Basement
Theater called The dry House.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
The Dry House.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
Sale to my wife, she's going to that and she tonight?
Is that without Allison Bruce?
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Alison Bruce and Zoey Crane Yeah, both on the books
at friend So I'll be able to tell you all
about that tomorrow. I'm very excited. I haven't seen to
play for a long time. Keezy should get into theater, Keyzy, No,
you simply muss. I think that's a terrible idea. I
hate remember.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
I can't even remember one line for an audition for
an air let alone an entire play. I don't like theater. Yeah,
I like. I hate watching theater. I hate thespians. Yeah
that's a bad idea, an idea, Yeah I should.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
What are you having for tea tonight?
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Burgers? We've got these two frozen beef and venison patties
that we that we made about a month ago and
we just got them. We're going to have burgers and
the We're gonna go for a walk hopefully get home,
eat the burger straight away, go for a walk before
the sun goes down.
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Good for your prostate?
Speaker 2 (52:36):
What about yes, Jas? Apparently? What are you doing tonight, Jason?
Speaker 4 (52:39):
Your wife lines lines and more lines, drugs?
Speaker 2 (52:42):
Yes, learning lines?
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Learning lines?
Speaker 2 (52:47):
Your wife? Is that to play with Mogi? Anyway? Ye
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Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies!
The Breakfast Club
The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, And Charlamagne Tha God!