November 8, 2025 • 16 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodich Living Color.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is five forty nine.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I had a shock and sleep last night. Shock him, No,
I know.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
I laid to wait till around about one o'clock, just
thinking about my life. Best time to do it rather
than sleeping. I just have a little think about stuff
there and finally managed to drift off deep beautiful sleepers
and until I run.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
About three three thirty am.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Got this local bird gets up at three three thirty
in the morning and just starts yearning. Yeah, just starts
running his yap to nobody. Because birds, when they're chirping
away there, it's it's to attract a mate. That's the
time of the day that they're trying to attract a mate.
(00:52):
No one's talking back to him. Everybody, all the birds
know he's a punisher.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Well he started too early.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
That's he's too early, but he wants to be first
early bird gets the worm or that nice bird ass
if you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, but no
one gets back to him. So he goes through about
and I'm not. He's got a really annoying voice as well,
and I think that's part of the problem. The bird,
like it just goes straight through.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
You, like he can imagine all the other beds, like,
oh God, what does that sort of sound like? Imagine
every really wow?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Does that over and over again till around about five
thirty he gives up, So a couple of hours of that,
and then he tags in about another half a dozen
other species and then they all start yearning, right, So
that goes to about seven and then they all go
about their you know, about their days, get some wombs
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Feeding and getting coffees and that sort of thing.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
But when I tell you, you cannot sleep through it, man,
So I'm awake it through and I don't know what
to do about it because I'm just lying there thinking
it's probably too dark to shoot him, Like, how would
I find him? I would need night vision goggles. Have
you got any keysy?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I don't have any. I don't know why you'd think
i'd have some.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
If I was thinking about someone that would have night
vision goggles, you would be my first bet.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yes, yes, totally. And fatigues and fatigue, I bet you're
in the territorials. That's how I think of you. I mean, look,
I mean I've flattered. I guess that you guys would
think I have night vision goggles.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Well, I just you strike me as a gadget kind
of guy. Yeah, gadget.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I like my gadgets. Yeah, I don't have night vision.
I feel like we're getting off topic here, but I
don't know what to do.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Apparently it's worse because it didn't used to be like
this in the winter, So I think now that they're
into their mating and all that sort of carry on.
Daylight savings, of course doesn't help, but the warmer where
that plays into it. So spring and summer, early summer,
it said, it's worse, apparently, So I've got another two
three months of this and I can't.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I can't deal with it.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
So I wake my missus up about It's like, how
about these bloody birds?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
She's like, I can't hear anything?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yeah? These she said, what? Yeah, I said the birds.
You can't tell me you can't hear the bird.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
She's like, is this sweep? Yeah? So I can't talk
to her about it. She doesn't get it. Oh man,
sorry to hear that.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
But what can I do kids. I'm looking for a solution,
not sympathy. I mean a million times, I'm looking for
solutions or night vision goggles, not sympathy.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I've told you a million times that you have you
tried wearing ear plugs? Yes? Right? Work? Yeah? Where you go?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah? Oh sweet? Are is it? She is? Man? Actually?
I do some Arabian nightgoggles you could borrow if you want.
I don't know what that means. Well, I don't like
the sound of it. No, no, trust me. I'll bring
them in and you try them on. You're a second.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Stone Temple pilots here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday evening. The time is five twenty seven. Fellas.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And we were sitting in our lounge.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Last night, de douche de douche firecrackers, of course, cracking
the fire cracker, and my wife and I, as we
always doing that scenario, we immediately tense up because you
remember back in the day when we had our dog.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
She said, dog called Rue. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
She was betshit. She would go beatshit crazy, and I
mean she was a farm dog.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
She would back her ass off. She was she was
a collie, and so.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
We're tense up and then we realized that for the
first time in over ten years, Guy Forks is going
to occur, and a snowbit deal to us anymore.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
You'd be stressed out for quite a long period before
because it was early, and then it goes for another
few days afterwards, and you'd be coming in here like
a lot of nerves, ifing and.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Jeff and having a dealer.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
You were freaking out about the fire, about the dog,
freaking out about the fireworks. The dog was int and
that you were freaking out about something, so the dog
was freaking out, and then all of a sudden there's
an explosion that doesn't have a nap.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, totally, And I was freaking out about Jase was really.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Funny, and it was so it was seriously so bad.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I used to hate it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Man, This is who like drugged to the eyeballs as well,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I know, but you gave him with them. That's not
the drug. It's not.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Do you do do you do?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Guy Fawkes? Can you do? Do you do? Do you do?
Do I do? Guy for Do you like Guy Forks? Mogie.
I person. I used to love guy fawks as a kid. Yeah,
but that was back in the day where we go
to the stock cars, right, stock cars and total and
then it'd be fireworks afterwards, like a proper display. I
(05:40):
mean there was one or one or two occasions when
I was a kid where we'd, you know, have bought
fireworks and have the Yeah, have the cousins around and
do it. But it always didn't live up to the
expectations of going somewhere and watching the proper show. Right.
So to be honest, I don't. I don't really like fireworks.
It doesn't affect me. I don't have a dog or
a young kid, but I think having having that can
(06:00):
potentially keep your entire neighborhood up at ten or eleven
o'clock at No, I'm not that keen on it because
I would have packed.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
This would have been my peck for you here we
go that your you and your wife would have packed
a picnic and sat in the park somewhere to watch
the fire.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
This is the thing.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
What There's nothing Kezy likes more surprise picnic thrown by
his wife.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
They go out.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Then the last thing she does after they've had dessert
and had the walk around she gets out of Sparkle
for Keezy to wrap the night at a true keesy.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, well yeah if that sky foks and one hundred percent
I love it.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
And I also want to make this point too. I
don't want to be like those reformed smokers, you know,
who are holier than now. My heart and my head
are sore with all the pet owners out there, because
that is a fricking night.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
I mean, I've just say pet owners owners something else,
you know, because I've still got Jazz, your cat, my cat, Well,
you haven't experience, hasn't experience so well, as I said,
it was a little bit going on last night, like
oh where's Jizz?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
And then we opened in the front.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Door and she just strutted his ship, so she didn't.
She's pretty staunch old ers.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
So what I'm what I'm getting gathering from you here, Jason,
is that you are pleased that your dog is dead.
I'm not pleased.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I'm just saying it is a relief to not have
to go through that at this time of year, at
this time of the year. Okay, just check and Moggie's right,
because we live in West Talk and I don't know
if you've ever been out West Moga. It's wild out there.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Ake easy, yeah, don't go out there barding kids.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
And the fireworks tended to start like three days before
go fawks and then go for about three days afterwards.
So it turned into like a seven day nightmare in
my household. Thus I'd come in to work Efan and
Jeff and stressed.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Also do we call it fireworks or do we call
them firecrackers? Fuck? Cracking, crackle.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
The hold Aching Big Show with j Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hold Iching.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Police see her on the radio hold Donkey Big Show
this Wednesday evening.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Let's give out some advice gmail dot com. Get in
touch with the les me Petty Nips sixty nine at
gmail dot com. It's a real email address. Please do
get in touch. You must, you simply must. You can
(08:34):
get yourself a fifty dollars reburg of voucher. If we
read it out on the show. And we are just
starting to run a wee bit low now people might
be listening thinking, oh what, you haven't read my question?
A lot of them Yeah, philm yeah, IM one beerfore
was from a guy who was having ear pain whenever
Hoidy J Was speaking listening and then you realized it
was because his honker was sticking out through the headphones
(08:57):
and into his ear. So just stuff like that. We
can't really give it on that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, I mean we could really, I would have been
happy to give advice on that.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Well that, what would your advice have been?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Well, I'm not going to do it now, because that
then that loser we get a fifty.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So just keeping coming and meet patting
up sixty nine at gmail dot com. This one comes
from anonymous feelers. Hey, team, keep this anonymous or not
up to you guys? Oh, up to us? Okay, not anonymous? Really? Okay?
Well why don't we see what it sees first? Sean Wilson,
what about him? That's who's sent it in. I need
some advice on getting sponsors. Me and a couple of
(09:31):
mates are taking on the Mongol Rally next year. Can
you call it there? Yeah, it's in Mongolia. It's a
self supported car rally from Prague to Kazakhstan and basically
the shittest car that you can buy. I've heard of
this thing and it's something I've always wanted to do.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
And I think we've actually interviewed someone that's done that.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
We should do it. Do you beget in the Mongol
rally for sure? Where's it from again, Prague to Kazakhstan? Yeah,
it's got a long way.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, we're just trying to rustle up some sponsors and
thought i'd ask some advice on how to go about
doing it, especially since you fellows managed to do deals
with Reburger and Diamonds on Richmond, which I imagine must
run into the millions, if not billions of dollars per year.
Any help appreciate?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Well, this is a difficult one. First and foremost and
the most important thing. You've got to have some talent. Yeah,
you've got to be a megastar.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, if you're doing a radio show. Yeah, but they're
driving across you know, so to be cool like online content.
But what do they need? They need gas money, what
do they need? Well, they need they didn't pay for
the car. They need to get over their flights. They need,
you know, pay the entry fees. It's an expensive endeavor,
but what's the spot You gotta think what's the sponsor
going to get out of it? Is one of them. Second,
(10:40):
it's one of them sick.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
No, because it's had if people are just going away
to have fun, Like if we're going to start doing that,
then I would like to get some sponsors so I.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Can go to Europe next year again.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I'd like sponsorship for the same thing. I've never even
been to bloody Europe. I mean, before anyone thinks they're
giving these losers sponsorship, they should be giving it to
Hoidy j to get but in Europe because I simply
must No.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
But that's like you have money, You got heaps of
money to get over there. No way, don't dog squad money. Yeah,
I've gone by, been through that. Yeah, been through the
dog squad money. Sure, I don't money.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
I guess it's family and friends as the first place
to start, right, Yeah, it's five thousand k's. It's a
long way from from Prague to Kazakhstan. Four and a
half five thousand k's. It's long way, right, Yeah, I
don't know, it's it's very very tricky. I don't know
if Eburger would be interested because you get offer them
(11:33):
free burgers as they went around, but I don't know
if they're in Kazakhstan.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, and I don't know the diamonds on Richmond would
be any good either, because you know what's good? What's
a ring to them when you're going through the desert
and stuff?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yeah yeah, I mean, I guess we could hit up
the Black Clash.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I mean, I'm not doing it. We're given him suggestions.
We're not now working for him.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Are well maybe we could, you know, because we're a
great show. We could talk to some of our sponsors, like,
for example, we could to the Dunedin Beer Festival, which
were going to this weekend. Yeah, and see if they
want to sponsor his car.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Well maybe they could have some of the big to dos,
the beer that Emersons have made for us down there.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah. No, okay, that's that sort of you. I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I think just quit. Quit while you're here while it lasted. Man,
that's shocking.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
People say follow your dreams.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
That's just that's ship. That's bullshit.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
There's bucketless stuff, but sounds like it's on someone else's buckets.
It's too hard for usual.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
It's tell that the bucket is full of poos. Yeah exactly.
But let me know how you go though, because we
can to do it.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
The Whold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Hodarchy and exists there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
This our Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty five minutes
past five o'clock. We were talking about the fel You know,
when you have your group of friends, your feller friends
after you know, when you leave score and you play
sport together, your flat together, you go partying together, you
do all the sort of fun stuff, and then one
(13:00):
of your mates falls in love with someone and you
never see them again and.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
They just bag her off.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And then you were talking about one of your great
mates and you were inseparable Mogi, Yes, right, and he
found someone and you didn't see him for a year,
and then he came sniffling back to your.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Doorway he did, and to be honest, the connection was gone.
Yes at that point, really yeah, yeah, yeah, Wow, we
were mates again.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Because I've certainly had that, Like at high school. I
vividly remember like dating a high school ch This is
when I'm freaking I don't know, fourteen or one of
the teachers. What was the gats. No, I wasn't dating
a teacher, that's you're getting me mixed up with another
member of the Big Show. So when I was at Sky,
I remember having a part a girlfriend who might have
been like fourteen or something. I was fourteen. And then
(13:44):
at lunchtime, instead of playing touch rugby with all my mates,
which is what we did every lunchtime, I was like, no,
I'm going to go hang out by the canteen with
so and so. And I did that for like and
then we broke up. Her name was so and so.
Where is she from? Front Toto?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
When you say you you're going to hang out with
so and so, you when you say hang out and
inverted commas, you mean pash.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
They like hold hands and stuff by the canteen and
sort of share a juicy all.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I remember, you know, when I uh first fell in
love and this was after school and my mates and
I would be like and my mates would say to me,
do you want to have to have a game of marbles?
And I'd be like, Oh, I'm gonna go and hang
out with what's the name.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
From?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
She was just a friend that a girl I met
through an usual name though it is I think it's Romanium, right,
And they go okay, fine, so.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
You play marbles generally, and then what you go do
you after school job cleaning chimneys?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah I was doing chimneys at that time, actually yeah.
And then you know, but this is the thing and
they just disappear and they and you lose that connection
with your mates, you.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Do, you know, I think if it's a different story,
if you'll be mates with him for years, lots of
my other mates, if they had have done that, then
that would have been that would have been different.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
But yet I always found it an odd bastard. It's
always an initial thing. Well in my experience, it's an
initial thing, and then eventually they realized, hang on, it's
great having a partner, but you do need your mates
as well, you know.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Yeah, yeah I need both. Look, it's learnings, isn't it, fellers.
Can we just put it down to learnings?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
It is learnings? And also, if there's anyone listening right
now who's worried that maybe they're doing that right now
of their mates, they should, they should, you know, reach
out to your friends and go have a beer or whatever. Yeah,
what is that?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
What are the people saying? They're fellows?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
We had one here from Jonas and he said when
he got his first girlfriend as a young fellow there,
he was a shock and burstard his words, not mine,
completely ditched his friends and was the first in the
group to do so, and nobody had ever experienced that before.
Eventually things ended with her and he returned to the
friend group tail between his legs and was fully accepted.
Backgrounded came with a couple of years of ribbing. And
(15:59):
that's the thing. Somebody's got to learn the lesson, don't they.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
On behalf of the whole group. Yes, and then you're
aware not to do that. Yeah, that's right. It's going
to be spread out a little bit.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
But Jesus, you know, look, girlfriends and boyfriends can offer
things that friend friends can offer. Correct, Like what well
you think about old so and so? Oh yeah, you know,
half a juicy.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Half a juicy al right? Actually, whatever happened to so
and so? I think she moved in with watching m
Call it
Speaker 1 (16:26):
The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodich Living Color.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is five forty nine.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I had a shock and sleep last night. Shock him, No,
I know.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
I laid to wait till around about one o'clock, just
thinking about my life. Best time to do it rather
than sleeping. I just have a little think about stuff
there and finally managed to drift off deep beautiful sleepers
and until I run.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
About three three thirty am.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Got this local bird gets up at three three thirty
in the morning and just starts yearning. Yeah, just starts
running his yap to nobody. Because birds, when they're chirping
away there, it's it's to attract a mate. That's the
time of the day that they're trying to attract a mate.
(00:52):
No one's talking back to him. Everybody, all the birds
know he's a punisher.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Well he started too early.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
That's he's too early, but he wants to be first
early bird gets the worm or that nice bird ass
if you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, but no
one gets back to him. So he goes through about
and I'm not. He's got a really annoying voice as well,
and I think that's part of the problem. The bird,
like it just goes straight through.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
You, like he can imagine all the other beds, like,
oh God, what does that sort of sound like? Imagine
every really wow?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Does that over and over again till around about five
thirty he gives up, So a couple of hours of that,
and then he tags in about another half a dozen
other species and then they all start yearning, right, So
that goes to about seven and then they all go
about their you know, about their days, get some wombs
and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Feeding and getting coffees and that sort of thing.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
But when I tell you, you cannot sleep through it, man,
So I'm awake it through and I don't know what
to do about it because I'm just lying there thinking
it's probably too dark to shoot him, Like, how would
I find him? I would need night vision goggles. Have
you got any keysy?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I don't have any. I don't know why you'd think
i'd have some.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
If I was thinking about someone that would have night
vision goggles, you would be my first bet.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yes, yes, totally. And fatigues and fatigue, I bet you're
in the territorials. That's how I think of you. I mean, look,
I mean I've flattered. I guess that you guys would
think I have night vision goggles.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Well, I just you strike me as a gadget kind
of guy. Yeah, gadget.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I like my gadgets. Yeah, I don't have night vision.
I feel like we're getting off topic here, but I
don't know what to do.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Apparently it's worse because it didn't used to be like
this in the winter, So I think now that they're
into their mating and all that sort of carry on.
Daylight savings, of course doesn't help, but the warmer where
that plays into it. So spring and summer, early summer,
it said, it's worse, apparently, So I've got another two
three months of this and I can't.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I can't deal with it.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
So I wake my missus up about It's like, how
about these bloody birds?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
She's like, I can't hear anything?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yeah? These she said, what? Yeah, I said the birds.
You can't tell me you can't hear the bird.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
She's like, is this sweep? Yeah? So I can't talk
to her about it. She doesn't get it. Oh man,
sorry to hear that.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
But what can I do kids. I'm looking for a solution,
not sympathy. I mean a million times, I'm looking for
solutions or night vision goggles, not sympathy.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I've told you a million times that you have you
tried wearing ear plugs? Yes? Right? Work? Yeah? Where you go?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah? Oh sweet? Are is it? She is? Man? Actually?
I do some Arabian nightgoggles you could borrow if you want.
I don't know what that means. Well, I don't like
the sound of it. No, no, trust me. I'll bring
them in and you try them on. You're a second.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Stone Temple pilots here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday evening. The time is five twenty seven. Fellas.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And we were sitting in our lounge.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Last night, de douche de douche firecrackers, of course, cracking
the fire cracker, and my wife and I, as we
always doing that scenario, we immediately tense up because you
remember back in the day when we had our dog.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
She said, dog called Rue. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
She was betshit. She would go beatshit crazy, and I
mean she was a farm dog.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
She would back her ass off. She was she was
a collie, and so.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
We're tense up and then we realized that for the
first time in over ten years, Guy Forks is going
to occur, and a snowbit deal to us anymore.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
You'd be stressed out for quite a long period before
because it was early, and then it goes for another
few days afterwards, and you'd be coming in here like
a lot of nerves, ifing and.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Jeff and having a dealer.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
You were freaking out about the fire, about the dog,
freaking out about the fireworks. The dog was int and
that you were freaking out about something, so the dog
was freaking out, and then all of a sudden there's
an explosion that doesn't have a nap.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, totally, And I was freaking out about Jase was really.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Funny, and it was so it was seriously so bad.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I used to hate it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Man, This is who like drugged to the eyeballs as well,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I know, but you gave him with them. That's not
the drug. It's not.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Do you do do you do?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Guy Fawkes? Can you do? Do you do? Do you do?
Do I do? Guy for Do you like Guy Forks? Mogie.
I person. I used to love guy fawks as a kid. Yeah,
but that was back in the day where we go
to the stock cars, right, stock cars and total and
then it'd be fireworks afterwards, like a proper display. I
(05:40):
mean there was one or one or two occasions when
I was a kid where we'd, you know, have bought
fireworks and have the Yeah, have the cousins around and
do it. But it always didn't live up to the
expectations of going somewhere and watching the proper show. Right.
So to be honest, I don't. I don't really like fireworks.
It doesn't affect me. I don't have a dog or
a young kid, but I think having having that can
(06:00):
potentially keep your entire neighborhood up at ten or eleven
o'clock at No, I'm not that keen on it because
I would have packed.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
This would have been my peck for you here we
go that your you and your wife would have packed
a picnic and sat in the park somewhere to watch
the fire.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
This is the thing.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
What There's nothing Kezy likes more surprise picnic thrown by
his wife.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
They go out.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Then the last thing she does after they've had dessert
and had the walk around she gets out of Sparkle
for Keezy to wrap the night at a true keesy.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, well yeah if that sky foks and one hundred percent
I love it.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
And I also want to make this point too. I
don't want to be like those reformed smokers, you know,
who are holier than now. My heart and my head
are sore with all the pet owners out there, because
that is a fricking night.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
I mean, I've just say pet owners owners something else,
you know, because I've still got Jazz, your cat, my cat, Well,
you haven't experience, hasn't experience so well, as I said,
it was a little bit going on last night, like
oh where's Jizz?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
And then we opened in the front.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Door and she just strutted his ship, so she didn't.
She's pretty staunch old ers.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
So what I'm what I'm getting gathering from you here, Jason,
is that you are pleased that your dog is dead.
I'm not pleased.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I'm just saying it is a relief to not have
to go through that at this time of year, at
this time of the year. Okay, just check and Moggie's right,
because we live in West Talk and I don't know
if you've ever been out West Moga. It's wild out there.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Ake easy, yeah, don't go out there barding kids.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
And the fireworks tended to start like three days before
go fawks and then go for about three days afterwards.
So it turned into like a seven day nightmare in
my household. Thus I'd come in to work Efan and
Jeff and stressed.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Also do we call it fireworks or do we call
them firecrackers? Fuck? Cracking, crackle.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
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Speaker 2 (08:09):
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this Wednesday evening.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Let's give out some advice gmail dot com. Get in
touch with the les me Petty Nips sixty nine at
gmail dot com. It's a real email address. Please do
get in touch. You must, you simply must. You can
(08:34):
get yourself a fifty dollars reburg of voucher. If we
read it out on the show. And we are just
starting to run a wee bit low now people might
be listening thinking, oh what, you haven't read my question?
A lot of them Yeah, philm yeah, IM one beerfore
was from a guy who was having ear pain whenever
Hoidy J Was speaking listening and then you realized it
was because his honker was sticking out through the headphones
(08:57):
and into his ear. So just stuff like that. We
can't really give it on that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, I mean we could really, I would have been
happy to give advice on that.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Well that, what would your advice have been?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Well, I'm not going to do it now, because that
then that loser we get a fifty.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So just keeping coming and meet patting
up sixty nine at gmail dot com. This one comes
from anonymous feelers. Hey, team, keep this anonymous or not
up to you guys? Oh, up to us? Okay, not anonymous? Really? Okay?
Well why don't we see what it sees first? Sean Wilson,
what about him? That's who's sent it in. I need
some advice on getting sponsors. Me and a couple of
(09:31):
mates are taking on the Mongol Rally next year. Can
you call it there? Yeah, it's in Mongolia. It's a
self supported car rally from Prague to Kazakhstan and basically
the shittest car that you can buy. I've heard of
this thing and it's something I've always wanted to do.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
And I think we've actually interviewed someone that's done that.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
We should do it. Do you beget in the Mongol
rally for sure? Where's it from again, Prague to Kazakhstan? Yeah,
it's got a long way.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, we're just trying to rustle up some sponsors and
thought i'd ask some advice on how to go about
doing it, especially since you fellows managed to do deals
with Reburger and Diamonds on Richmond, which I imagine must
run into the millions, if not billions of dollars per year.
Any help appreciate?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Well, this is a difficult one. First and foremost and
the most important thing. You've got to have some talent. Yeah,
you've got to be a megastar.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, if you're doing a radio show. Yeah, but they're
driving across you know, so to be cool like online content.
But what do they need? They need gas money, what
do they need? Well, they need they didn't pay for
the car. They need to get over their flights. They need,
you know, pay the entry fees. It's an expensive endeavor,
but what's the spot You gotta think what's the sponsor
going to get out of it? Is one of them. Second,
(10:40):
it's one of them sick.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
No, because it's had if people are just going away
to have fun, Like if we're going to start doing that,
then I would like to get some sponsors so I.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Can go to Europe next year again.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
I'd like sponsorship for the same thing. I've never even
been to bloody Europe. I mean, before anyone thinks they're
giving these losers sponsorship, they should be giving it to
Hoidy j to get but in Europe because I simply
must No.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
But that's like you have money, You got heaps of
money to get over there. No way, don't dog squad money. Yeah,
I've gone by, been through that. Yeah, been through the
dog squad money. Sure, I don't money.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
I guess it's family and friends as the first place
to start, right, Yeah, it's five thousand k's. It's a
long way from from Prague to Kazakhstan. Four and a
half five thousand k's. It's long way, right, Yeah, I
don't know, it's it's very very tricky. I don't know
if Eburger would be interested because you get offer them
(11:33):
free burgers as they went around, but I don't know
if they're in Kazakhstan.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, and I don't know the diamonds on Richmond would
be any good either, because you know what's good? What's
a ring to them when you're going through the desert
and stuff?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yeah yeah, I mean, I guess we could hit up
the Black Clash.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I mean, I'm not doing it. We're given him suggestions.
We're not now working for him.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Are well maybe we could, you know, because we're a
great show. We could talk to some of our sponsors, like,
for example, we could to the Dunedin Beer Festival, which
were going to this weekend. Yeah, and see if they
want to sponsor his car.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Well maybe they could have some of the big to dos,
the beer that Emersons have made for us down there.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah. No, okay, that's that sort of you. I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I think just quit. Quit while you're here while it lasted. Man,
that's shocking.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
People say follow your dreams.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
That's just that's ship. That's bullshit.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
There's bucketless stuff, but sounds like it's on someone else's buckets.
It's too hard for usual.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
It's tell that the bucket is full of poos. Yeah exactly.
But let me know how you go though, because we
can to do it.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
The Whold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Hodarchy and exists there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
This our Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty five minutes
past five o'clock. We were talking about the fel You know,
when you have your group of friends, your feller friends
after you know, when you leave score and you play
sport together, your flat together, you go partying together, you
do all the sort of fun stuff, and then one
(13:00):
of your mates falls in love with someone and you
never see them again and.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
They just bag her off.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And then you were talking about one of your great
mates and you were inseparable Mogi, Yes, right, and he
found someone and you didn't see him for a year,
and then he came sniffling back to your.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Doorway he did, and to be honest, the connection was gone.
Yes at that point, really yeah, yeah, yeah, Wow, we
were mates again.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Because I've certainly had that, Like at high school. I
vividly remember like dating a high school ch This is
when I'm freaking I don't know, fourteen or one of
the teachers. What was the gats. No, I wasn't dating
a teacher, that's you're getting me mixed up with another
member of the Big Show. So when I was at Sky,
I remember having a part a girlfriend who might have
been like fourteen or something. I was fourteen. And then
(13:44):
at lunchtime, instead of playing touch rugby with all my mates,
which is what we did every lunchtime, I was like, no,
I'm going to go hang out by the canteen with
so and so. And I did that for like and
then we broke up. Her name was so and so.
Where is she from? Front Toto?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
When you say you you're going to hang out with
so and so, you when you say hang out and
inverted commas, you mean pash.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
They like hold hands and stuff by the canteen and
sort of share a juicy all.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I remember, you know, when I uh first fell in
love and this was after school and my mates and
I would be like and my mates would say to me,
do you want to have to have a game of marbles?
And I'd be like, Oh, I'm gonna go and hang
out with what's the name.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
From?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
She was just a friend that a girl I met
through an usual name though it is I think it's Romanium, right,
And they go okay, fine, so.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
You play marbles generally, and then what you go do
you after school job cleaning chimneys?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah I was doing chimneys at that time, actually yeah.
And then you know, but this is the thing and
they just disappear and they and you lose that connection
with your mates, you.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Do, you know, I think if it's a different story,
if you'll be mates with him for years, lots of
my other mates, if they had have done that, then
that would have been that would have been different.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
But yet I always found it an odd bastard. It's
always an initial thing. Well in my experience, it's an
initial thing, and then eventually they realized, hang on, it's
great having a partner, but you do need your mates
as well, you know.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Yeah, yeah I need both. Look, it's learnings, isn't it, fellers.
Can we just put it down to learnings?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
It is learnings? And also, if there's anyone listening right
now who's worried that maybe they're doing that right now
of their mates, they should, they should, you know, reach
out to your friends and go have a beer or whatever. Yeah,
what is that?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
What are the people saying? They're fellows?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
We had one here from Jonas and he said when
he got his first girlfriend as a young fellow there,
he was a shock and burstard his words, not mine,
completely ditched his friends and was the first in the
group to do so, and nobody had ever experienced that before.
Eventually things ended with her and he returned to the
friend group tail between his legs and was fully accepted.
Backgrounded came with a couple of years of ribbing. And
(15:59):
that's the thing. Somebody's got to learn the lesson, don't they.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
On behalf of the whole group. Yes, and then you're
aware not to do that. Yeah, that's right. It's going
to be spread out a little bit.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
But Jesus, you know, look, girlfriends and boyfriends can offer
things that friend friends can offer. Correct, Like what well
you think about old so and so? Oh yeah, you know,
half a juicy.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Half a juicy al right? Actually, whatever happened to so
and so? I think she moved in with watching m
Call it
Speaker 1 (16:26):
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