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Speaker 1 (00:01):
For all your mad bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up Even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
On Instagram, YouTube and picture off for Raw Dogging four
to seven every weekday. On Radio recre.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Gid a fellows looker's back.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
How you going, Team one man? I was going to say,
you're looking very smart the achezy and you do?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Is it fresh haircut?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It looks good man.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We're going to fresh fluid.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Because MOGGI into the barbers yesterday, I.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Was going to say, it's about to say, is looking
very sharp too, actually, and you've got a little bit
more stubble action going on to.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Mate, thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I didn't say that was good.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I appreciate it. So Mogi into the barber and I
think you had my barber right, Adam? Yeah, he cut
yours and he said I saw photos of Kezy over
the weekend. Is he's looking a bit wooly?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Right? Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
And then Mogi said, well, to be honest, we're on
the same here schedules. I bet he'll be in soon.
And that reminded me that I was going to book
a here cut this week straight in there?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Did it today?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Looks very good? You both look very smart.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Oh God, Johnny brass outside.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Pugs should just get him in for the intro as well. Yeah, absolutely, yeah,
the intro outro.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
We're recording this song.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You put it in the door, put it in the
fire exit. John this the one man. I mean there's
bike stands that you just went straight past you.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
What's he going to chain it too? Can you see
this on camera at all? Pugs, this won't be on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Have had the front mate? Yeah? Yeah, he's worked it out. Man?
Is he looking good? He's running a bit of a
Johnny Farnham.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
He's got a bit of a mullet going down.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
It's not a bit of it. It's a massive bath.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, which is all the rage out west. I must
say the mullet is a lot of people. In fact,
there was three young kids today. They would have been
a spectacular mane. But you know the sort of shaved sides. Yeah,
really long down the back west Auckland.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
All over you look at it with the mullet.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, well I did. I did have a mullet for
a little while. Why what was that? By the way,
can you.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Remember when you had mullets and mohawks.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Mullets and mohawks, right, yeah, and mos.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
The go tea. Yeah, it was mos We had mohawks, yes,
and then we grow November.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And my mo was just a neertosity.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, was terrible. Mohawk was good.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
My mohawk was really good.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Funny.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
It's about that a lot of ladies getting in touch.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Is that was that real though?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Or is that?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
We're just we actually ladies getting into I posted.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
A video with my mother and there was quite a
few responses.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
That's just so that way.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I mean, I didn't reply to them, obviously I'm a
happily married man, but certainly there was some some admiration.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Sure, fuck, it's good to have you back, Jason.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well you know in the world, we haven't been playing
that enough. Yeah, because it was absolutely your catchphrase.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yes, I really want to get a here cut too,
but I can't at the moment.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Unfortunate because you feel me.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, so I want to. I want to look as
sharp as you guys.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You should go to our barber and ask for a keysy.
Well actually, wow, eyes to the front.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Geez. Funnily enough, that was a shocking one.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I did, actually think because I was too busy.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
The next time I get a haircut. I will go
to where you guys go. But actually, the last time
I went to the fellow up the road for me,
he did pretty good jobs.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So what are you going to do?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Well, I think, yeah, just the guy. And you know,
he put black dye in my hair without me asking.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
What about it's at the top.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Ah, yeah, just he was.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Just sprinkling powder in my hair. And I was like,
what's that. He said, it's just like a die make
you look a little bit younger.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
And I was like, really, a powdered die.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, it was black, And I was like, oh, well,
I don't mind the grays man.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I didn't you ever got any grapes?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Well, I have you just down the side.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I don't know if there's a powder black as a
real thing. Is that like a real thing?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Apparently?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
You could just sprinkle die in you.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Here, because you can also get the powder just for
as like a gel, not a gel, but it does
the same thing as sticky.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh yeah, we can bring him in.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Pugs is cutting a video, so yeah, yeah he can't,
and he's fuming in there.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Honestly, I think he's coming to the end of his right.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Pugs, can you cut to you and the beast. You
just to show over all shucks. Yeah, it's fully shock, Johnny.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I'll be back. It's shacks out in there man.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah. Weekend Maggie, Yes, it was yes nice. I went
to the batch no you did, Yes, and we arrived
on the set be at full tide and it was
a beauty.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It was the ripper of a day, wasn't it.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I just stripped off, yes, straight and plunged into the
freezing cold.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Ocean, dog pedaled around.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, well I was about I was in there for
about ten seconds.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, good.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I dive.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I dived and got up and went if dived in
again and went.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
A couple of dives in and that's a lot. Yes. Yeah,
that was a good weekend. Workie, workie, working teacher. Yes.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Incidentally, who won between Tongue and Samar in New Zealand.
I don't see that game.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
In New Zealand? Great great game of rugby league.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
It was the Big Show week days from four on
radio hurarcky. Remember they Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Is Johnny Braff good staff.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, we're just recorded. The podcast is a podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
It was Yeah, it was pretty cool, but it was
right in a fire exit door.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Everyone move on, so I did.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Everyone was admiring your hair do Johnny.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
What I do is I just do lots of inversions.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Well, what's that?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Just? Hanging upside down just fills the not only the thyroid,
the thyroid gland and the portuitory land with blood, flushing
them out, but it also fills your hair follow cales
with blood and nutrients, and that's why it's so thick
and luscious.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I was more interested in the length than the lusciousness.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
That's what happens when you hang upside down.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Your hair grows faster, right then it could have n
an a normal rate. John You see what I'm saying.
I don't know how much how much hanging up are
you doing?
Speaker 5 (06:36):
That's that's your interpretation of it.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
But you've but you've always had lush hair, Johnny, I
have so you know.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
I used to call me buff head bruff, you know,
when I was a little fifty five year old lock
it's five years old.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Sorry.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
I think I was either bum fluff or buff head was.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
My right, and then Jay's was busom.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Bism had nothing to do with here, though, because I
had freckles face.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
There was jezz face as well, because Yeah, that's not true.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
It's it's it's funny Johnny. I'm now known as Hoidy
jizz Bot what else jan It all comes from Mike,
you know, so of course.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Wow, I think hoy Janis was me. It was definitely
old Mogi.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Just do you want a new nickname, Johnny?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
No? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yeah, I have years of colloquialism.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, talking about So what have you been doing with yourself?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Myself?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, not someone else.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
I've been writing a goth musical goth band with Jermaine Clement.
I'm the new goth slightly shorter Britt Mackenzie.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
How good?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Yes good, it's fun.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Because you ran there a year or so? Good, didn't
you two years?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, we did it.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
We did the Comedy Festival a couple of years back
and it was great, sold out. The reviewer called us
a disaster. All the all the public reviews underneath said
things like strongly disagree, that's good, but it was a disaster.
At one point, at one point, Jermaine looks down at
his drum machine and then character goes it says that
I need new batteries. What's happened to see? Get new
(08:28):
batteries and he said, John, I need new batteries. He
left the theater and went off and found batteries for
his drum machine. You I have to stand there.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
By yourself, go yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
The key the keeper making it funny though, is to
just stand there being awkward and not try to fill
it with stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yes, yeah, yeah, how'd you go with?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah? You're still playing the bass, Johnny.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Yes, from the bass played bass can't slap right because
I'm lifted the basses upside down.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
So that's why you hang upside down all the time,
so you can play the bass properly and it.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Would be the right way up. Yeah, yeah, either way
it confuses people.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yes, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
See you've got a guitar in the studio. That's nice.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah? Is it nice?
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Who plays that.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Little strum every now and then?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
I should have brought a bass down.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Do you have a little jam?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Go jam?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
And I quite a lot of Goth tunes, which ones
just evnocence, a lot of evacence.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Are they go? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
The Cure, the Cure.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
The Cure refused to be called Goth. They don't identify
as Gough, although seventeen seconds is wonderfully goth.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Very e see I would When I think goth, I
think of what's his name, the front man, Robert Smith,
Robin Smith. Yes, he's not God.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
When he was a younger feeling he's going to be
now like I'm over that.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
All the goths are all in the seventies. Now they're
all there. They're all boomers in a loop and they're
a goth ilumina And he's would be a reluctant member. Yeah,
to pay him for paying the taxi for you to
get him along to the Illuminati meetings.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Because I suppose, like, because if you're a goth, you
have like five years of being a goth and you
outgrow it, whereas he's kind of he's stayed in it
for years.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You know.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
He does happy stuff. He does happy stuff now, well
I did back then as well. Happy goth hit on
the door.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Really it's just like you're looking.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
It's more of it. No, no, I'm thinking about it.
It's more of a.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Last time.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
It was more of a haircut and eyeliner, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
It's no, it's an ethos.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
But I'm saying for him, as you say, is a
pretty pretty happy tunes he's got in there.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah. Actually you've got a here do like, it's very
very Robert Smith.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
It's becoming I'm developing a trad goth here do so
a big Maine, Yeah, a big main.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
What does trad mean?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Bow house, big hair, big hair.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I still don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I send your pictures like, Hey, Johnny, what we're going
to do now? Is going to do it? We're going
to do the radio show. But you're on the radio show.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
You want to be on the radio show man?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah, yeah, we'll talk about you know, stuff, acting and
all that.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Ja yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, Jason's doing a show at the moment.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Oh what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
You can't take about it? But you've probably heard of it.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Lady Chatterley's Lover.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
It's called Johnny, Really is it? Is it a film
or a live show?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
A show that's a man show. It's just broken with
men show and it's Lady Chetley's lover waiting for Lady
Cheddley to turn up. And he's just jacking it.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
We have to beep out you saying the name of it.
Just In was avoiding your contract at all.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I don't think I don't think it.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Well, maybe that pus He seems to not care men,
just leave it.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
When Jason and I were teenagers we met. I went
and saw him do the Importance of being Earnest. Oh
my god, classic and here's a start.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Really, how old was he then? How old? Twenty?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
About twenty, I think, so, what nineteen years ago?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
That's right? Keys?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Really two thousand and six?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, man, that's right.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
All right.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Then, Hey, listen to The Big Show four or seven weekdays. Man,
you'll love it. It's on hold.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I can
For all your mad bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up Even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
On Instagram, YouTube and picture off for Raw Dogging four
to seven every weekday. On Radio recre.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Gid a fellows looker's back.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
How you going, Team one man? I was going to say,
you're looking very smart the achezy and you do?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Is it fresh haircut?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It looks good man.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
We're going to fresh fluid.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Because MOGGI into the barbers yesterday, I.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Was going to say, it's about to say, is looking
very sharp too, actually, and you've got a little bit
more stubble action going on to.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Mate, thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I didn't say that was good.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I appreciate it. So Mogi into the barber and I
think you had my barber right, Adam? Yeah, he cut
yours and he said I saw photos of Kezy over
the weekend. Is he's looking a bit wooly?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Right? Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
And then Mogi said, well, to be honest, we're on
the same here schedules. I bet he'll be in soon.
And that reminded me that I was going to book
a here cut this week straight in there?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Did it today?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Looks very good? You both look very smart.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Oh God, Johnny brass outside.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Pugs should just get him in for the intro as well. Yeah, absolutely, yeah,
the intro outro.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
We're recording this song.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You put it in the door, put it in the
fire exit. John this the one man. I mean there's
bike stands that you just went straight past you.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
What's he going to chain it too? Can you see
this on camera at all? Pugs, this won't be on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Have had the front mate? Yeah? Yeah, he's worked it out. Man?
Is he looking good? He's running a bit of a
Johnny Farnham.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
He's got a bit of a mullet going down.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
It's not a bit of it. It's a massive bath.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, which is all the rage out west. I must
say the mullet is a lot of people. In fact,
there was three young kids today. They would have been
a spectacular mane. But you know the sort of shaved sides. Yeah,
really long down the back west Auckland.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
All over you look at it with the mullet.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, well I did. I did have a mullet for
a little while. Why what was that? By the way,
can you.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Remember when you had mullets and mohawks.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Mullets and mohawks, right, yeah, and mos.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
The go tea. Yeah, it was mos We had mohawks, yes,
and then we grow November.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And my mo was just a neertosity.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, was terrible. Mohawk was good.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
My mohawk was really good.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Funny.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
It's about that a lot of ladies getting in touch.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Is that was that real though?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Or is that?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
We're just we actually ladies getting into I posted.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
A video with my mother and there was quite a
few responses.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
That's just so that way.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I mean, I didn't reply to them, obviously I'm a
happily married man, but certainly there was some some admiration.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Sure, fuck, it's good to have you back, Jason.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well you know in the world, we haven't been playing
that enough. Yeah, because it was absolutely your catchphrase.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yes, I really want to get a here cut too,
but I can't at the moment.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Unfortunate because you feel me.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, so I want to. I want to look as
sharp as you guys.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You should go to our barber and ask for a keysy.
Well actually, wow, eyes to the front.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Geez. Funnily enough, that was a shocking one.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I did, actually think because I was too busy.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
The next time I get a haircut. I will go
to where you guys go. But actually, the last time
I went to the fellow up the road for me,
he did pretty good jobs.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
So what are you going to do?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Well, I think, yeah, just the guy. And you know,
he put black dye in my hair without me asking.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
What about it's at the top.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Ah, yeah, just he was.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Just sprinkling powder in my hair. And I was like,
what's that. He said, it's just like a die make
you look a little bit younger.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
And I was like, really, a powdered die.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, it was black, And I was like, oh, well,
I don't mind the grays man.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I didn't you ever got any grapes?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Well, I have you just down the side.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I don't know if there's a powder black as a
real thing. Is that like a real thing?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Apparently?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
You could just sprinkle die in you.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Here, because you can also get the powder just for
as like a gel, not a gel, but it does
the same thing as sticky.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh yeah, we can bring him in.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Pugs is cutting a video, so yeah, yeah he can't,
and he's fuming in there.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Honestly, I think he's coming to the end of his right.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Pugs, can you cut to you and the beast. You
just to show over all shucks. Yeah, it's fully shock, Johnny.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I'll be back. It's shacks out in there man.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah. Weekend Maggie, Yes, it was yes nice. I went
to the batch no you did, Yes, and we arrived
on the set be at full tide and it was
a beauty.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
It was the ripper of a day, wasn't it.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I just stripped off, yes, straight and plunged into the
freezing cold.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Ocean, dog pedaled around.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, well I was about I was in there for
about ten seconds.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, good.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I dive.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I dived and got up and went if dived in
again and went.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
A couple of dives in and that's a lot. Yes. Yeah,
that was a good weekend. Workie, workie, working teacher. Yes.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Incidentally, who won between Tongue and Samar in New Zealand.
I don't see that game.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
In New Zealand? Great great game of rugby league.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
It was the Big Show week days from four on
radio hurarcky. Remember they Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Is Johnny Braff good staff.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, we're just recorded. The podcast is a podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
It was Yeah, it was pretty cool, but it was
right in a fire exit door.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Everyone move on, so I did.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Everyone was admiring your hair do Johnny.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
What I do is I just do lots of inversions.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Well, what's that?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Just? Hanging upside down just fills the not only the thyroid,
the thyroid gland and the portuitory land with blood, flushing
them out, but it also fills your hair follow cales
with blood and nutrients, and that's why it's so thick
and luscious.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I was more interested in the length than the lusciousness.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
That's what happens when you hang upside down.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Your hair grows faster, right then it could have n
an a normal rate. John You see what I'm saying.
I don't know how much how much hanging up are
you doing?
Speaker 5 (06:36):
That's that's your interpretation of it.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
But you've but you've always had lush hair, Johnny, I
have so you know.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
I used to call me buff head bruff, you know,
when I was a little fifty five year old lock
it's five years old.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Sorry.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
I think I was either bum fluff or buff head was.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
My right, and then Jay's was busom.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Bism had nothing to do with here, though, because I
had freckles face.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
There was jezz face as well, because Yeah, that's not true.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
It's it's it's funny Johnny. I'm now known as Hoidy
jizz Bot what else jan It all comes from Mike,
you know, so of course.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Wow, I think hoy Janis was me. It was definitely
old Mogi.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Just do you want a new nickname, Johnny?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
No? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yeah, I have years of colloquialism.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, talking about So what have you been doing with yourself?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Myself?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, not someone else.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
I've been writing a goth musical goth band with Jermaine Clement.
I'm the new goth slightly shorter Britt Mackenzie.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
How good?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Yes good, it's fun.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Because you ran there a year or so? Good, didn't
you two years?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, we did it.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
We did the Comedy Festival a couple of years back
and it was great, sold out. The reviewer called us
a disaster. All the all the public reviews underneath said
things like strongly disagree, that's good, but it was a disaster.
At one point, at one point, Jermaine looks down at
his drum machine and then character goes it says that
I need new batteries. What's happened to see? Get new
(08:28):
batteries and he said, John, I need new batteries. He
left the theater and went off and found batteries for
his drum machine. You I have to stand there.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
By yourself, go yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
The key the keeper making it funny though, is to
just stand there being awkward and not try to fill
it with stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yes, yeah, yeah, how'd you go with?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Yeah? You're still playing the bass, Johnny.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Yes, from the bass played bass can't slap right because
I'm lifted the basses upside down.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
So that's why you hang upside down all the time,
so you can play the bass properly and it.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Would be the right way up. Yeah, yeah, either way
it confuses people.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yes, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
See you've got a guitar in the studio. That's nice.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah? Is it nice?
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Who plays that.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Little strum every now and then?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
I should have brought a bass down.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Do you have a little jam?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Go jam?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
And I quite a lot of Goth tunes, which ones
just evnocence, a lot of evacence.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Are they go? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
The Cure, the Cure.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
The Cure refused to be called Goth. They don't identify
as Gough, although seventeen seconds is wonderfully goth.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Very e see I would When I think goth, I
think of what's his name, the front man, Robert Smith,
Robin Smith. Yes, he's not God.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
When he was a younger feeling he's going to be
now like I'm over that.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
All the goths are all in the seventies. Now they're
all there. They're all boomers in a loop and they're
a goth ilumina And he's would be a reluctant member. Yeah,
to pay him for paying the taxi for you to
get him along to the Illuminati meetings.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Because I suppose, like, because if you're a goth, you
have like five years of being a goth and you
outgrow it, whereas he's kind of he's stayed in it
for years.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You know.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
He does happy stuff. He does happy stuff now, well
I did back then as well. Happy goth hit on
the door.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Really it's just like you're looking.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
It's more of it. No, no, I'm thinking about it.
It's more of a.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Last time.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
It was more of a haircut and eyeliner, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
It's no, it's an ethos.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
But I'm saying for him, as you say, is a
pretty pretty happy tunes he's got in there.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah. Actually you've got a here do like, it's very
very Robert Smith.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
It's becoming I'm developing a trad goth here do so
a big Maine, Yeah, a big main.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
What does trad mean?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Bow house, big hair, big hair.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I still don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I send your pictures like, Hey, Johnny, what we're going
to do now? Is going to do it? We're going
to do the radio show. But you're on the radio show.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
You want to be on the radio show man?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yeah, yeah, we'll talk about you know, stuff, acting and
all that.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Ja yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, Jason's doing a show at the moment.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Oh what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
You can't take about it? But you've probably heard of it.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Lady Chatterley's Lover.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
It's called Johnny, Really is it? Is it a film
or a live show?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
A show that's a man show. It's just broken with
men show and it's Lady Chetley's lover waiting for Lady
Cheddley to turn up. And he's just jacking it.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
We have to beep out you saying the name of it.
Just In was avoiding your contract at all.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I don't think I don't think it.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Well, maybe that pus He seems to not care men,
just leave it.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
When Jason and I were teenagers we met. I went
and saw him do the Importance of being Earnest. Oh
my god, classic and here's a start.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Really, how old was he then? How old? Twenty?
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
About twenty, I think, so, what nineteen years ago?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
That's right? Keys?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Really two thousand and six?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, man, that's right.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
All right.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Then, Hey, listen to The Big Show four or seven weekdays. Man,
you'll love it. It's on hold.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I can
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