FULL SHOW: Pizza Party Rules (Feat. Jonny Brugh)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome this.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Big Show, Jason Howitz, Nightmanroad and Cheesy.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
I'll get at your mad bastard.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's great to have your company this glorious Tuesday afternoon.
It is the eleventh of November twenty twenty five, and you,
my friends, is always listening to the Big Show, brought
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Speaker 5 (00:29):
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talked about it in the podcast out Troy today.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
But god, you're looking sharp, magie, You're looking You are
looking quiffed and just absolutely put together today.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Not dissimilar to how your helmet runs, although you've got
a finer lock. Yeah that runs further back on the dime.
Very jealous of your fine head of here their hootages,
but I'm going pretse yes, just another beautiful day here
in the City of Sales as we make our way
into the beauty of true summer. Yeah, man, feels like
it's right on our doorstep, fellers.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
It really does, actually, and I'm very excited about it.
And Keezy boy boy, you're looking bloody good too. Mate,
you've got a new hairdoo. You're running a bit of
stable action. I'd take a turn if I was given
a choice.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Jesus, good to have you back, Jas, Thanks mate forgotten
how good it is.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
Thanks Fellers.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Feeling good. Yeah, I'm still operating a little under the
weather after a big weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
You're still not quite a handy, just.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
A bit der brain.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
I was working on a little trucky today fixing something,
and I kept doing real durbrain stuff like leaving a
spanner in the kitchen and then went to the bathroom
and left a screwdriver and just.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Yes, so I just knew that I wasn't operating on
all cylind. Well, this is what happens, of course, Jase.
You know Kezy here is wants to do a couple
of days on the booze and then of course you
run into three four day hangovers.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yes, just how it goes.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
And you're hanging out with Mogi and I and we
do that sort of stuff all the time, you know
what I mean, Just leaving stuff, taking stuff out to
the car, leaving stuff in the car, all that sort
of jazz.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Last night after the show, walked to my car. I
need to discover I didn't have my car keys, yes,
which is a pain in the art.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
It's about a seven minute walk.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's a tiny walk, but it's irritating us. God damn
to come back again, Mogi. What's coming up on the
show today?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
What's happening on the Big Show with Old mogis.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Another massive day on the Big Show here on your Tuesday,
Old host is going to be talking once again vaguely
about the film and or television production he's doing. I'll
be talking about the transformative magic of makeup, won't you, Jason? Yes, man.
We're also going to be talking to Now, this is
going to be exciting for people, the other half of

(02:56):
the comedy duo that was Sugar and Spice. As you
all know, Jason was in a comedy Joe called Sugar
and Spice. And today we're going to be talking to
Johnny buff who was also the star of The Educator
season four out now on DV and d plush. And
up next, my daughter made a horrifying discovery when she
was putting the recycling out over the course of the
weekend and I've got a question for you about it,

(03:19):
jas you Keasey and the listeners out there. It was
an absolute maser in the anytime.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
He's ne Varna The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
You two on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
The time fourteen minutes past four o'clock. Hey, fellas, I
was doing a bit of a cleanup over the weekend
of the house there, and I got my daughter involved
in it as well. Moggi Minogi old, Moggi Minogi there.
And if you can keep you kid busy, men, they're
happy airs, especially if you can make them feel like

(03:55):
they're helping. Yes, man, they're just overjoyed.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
That's right, because is that strategy of like getting into
a responsibility.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Right there is. Mum used to do that to me.
She'd say, oh, you should can you clean the bathroom
for me? You're so good at it now. I'd be like, oh,
I'm so good, yeah, yeah, absolutely, idiot, full for it
every time. But so what I did this week last
weekend being I've got Moggie and Ogi to help me
put some recycling out into the recycling. But I said
put it in the one with the blue lid. Then

(04:22):
I got a call. There she was. She was putting
it in the one with the red lid. I said, nah,
not the one with the blue lid. She started taking
everything out. I disappeared, taking everything out and put it
into the bin. Then I'm in the kitchen, I think
putting a new rubbish bag in or something like that.
And she comes in to the kitchen. I could hear
it come out the stairs. She saying dead dead. She
comes in and she's holding a piece of paper and

(04:43):
she said, I found this in the bit. Oh, I
found this in the bit. Now. It was a piece
of paper that was cut into the shape of a
hat at a lot of hearts when you're a kid, keezy.
Out the top of it was what looked like a stork.
To me, it looked like an but it definitely was,
you know, the stork, So I had a stork. The
heart shape combined with the stork made it to me

(05:06):
look like it was an apple. Definitely a heart shaped apple,
but an apple nonetheless. I said what's that and she
said it's a card. I made it for you for
your birthday.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
And I was like, oh, well, I don't remember this
at all, yeah, I said, And I was looking at it.
I said, what's the say on it? And she said,
I got all my friends to write their names on
it for you. Oh my goodness, that's really sweet, I said,
but I'll be honest with you, I can't see happy
birthday written on here. I feel like I have seen this,
but I didn't realize that it was a birthday thing,

(05:39):
because obviously that's really special. I wouldn't have thrown it out. Yeah,
I wouldn't have thrown out if I knew specifically. I said,
you know, just on a you know, out of interest.
What's this thing at the top here? Is that a stork?
Because like a stork, but on the stork I had
lots of rectangles drawn, and the rectangle that was the
closest to the top of the love heart was the biggest,

(06:02):
and then they were decreasing in size as they got
to the top of the stem. Do you know what
I mean? I see what are they? She said, that's
a cake. That's your birthday cake. It was a multi
layered like a wedding cake, has all the tears to it.
On top of the so she drawn so drawn. There
was a cutout stalk on top, and drawn onto that
cutout stalk, which is not a cutout stork, It was

(06:23):
just a piece of paper, was a multi layered cake.
It was a birthday cake on top of her heart.
It's very confusing, see why you well, exactly so she
had made me a love heart with a cake on
top of it. And look, I'll be honest with you.
You get so much stuff that comes home from schools.
Oh yeah, reams and reams of paper. And I'd been

(06:43):
talking to earlier that day and I was saying to her, man,
I was like, what's happening. I see, what's this thing?
There's another picture with you know, and they said, people
who helped me? People, And I was drawing of a
whole bunch of different people. I didn't make the cat,
but a whole bunch of different people that help her out.
I said, okay, cool, what are we doing with this?
And she goes, well, we're not throwing it out because

(07:05):
she knows that's my device. I say, oh God, put
in your room and put it away. Yes. I go
into the room an hour later and there's just a
pile that thing that she'd made, with twenty other things
that had come out of her school bag, just on
a pile on the floor, and I said, you got
to put them where they go. Men, they can't just
sit on the floor. She said, I don't know where
they go. I said, I can tell you where they're
going to go if you don't find somewhere to put them.
And she said where, I said, the bin, the gain

(07:27):
and the bin. So then all of a sudden they
get sucked into her room. There is so much wonderful
stuff that comes home, but how much of it are
we honestly expected to keep?

Speaker 5 (07:38):
Ye? Err, it's a good point three four eight three.
Let us know your thoughts. You can also call us
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Speaker 2 (07:48):
In the meantime, here's quing to the son Age.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Red Hot.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Chili Pepper's here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is four twenty seven, and we're
talking about what to biff.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
And what not to bif real kids, that's right. I
had an episode where I was cleaning up the house
over the weekend, Moggie Minogi. My daughter was helping me out.
She found a picture that apparently she had given me
for my birthday. All of her friends had written on
it was a love heart with a multi tiered cake
stacked on top of it. I'd thrown it into the bin.

(08:32):
She was devastated. But the question has been raised here
what do you keep and what do you throw out
when there is a tsunami of you? I want to say,
chit stuff that comes home from school every single day. Yes,
I feel like we've been stitched up by the teachers.
Like it's I cannot store all this stuff in my house.
But my kid feels really connected to it. She thinks

(08:53):
every thing she does is important. Obviously, yes, but to me,
a vast majority of it's got to get some of
it's amazing.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Well, you mentioned being stitched up by a teacher. Mag
you We've actually got Nathan from Dneeda on the line.
Good Nathan, you gun man?

Speaker 7 (09:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (09:08):
Good?

Speaker 4 (09:08):
How are you fellas?

Speaker 8 (09:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Good mate?

Speaker 5 (09:10):
And I understand you're a kindergarten teacher, right.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, I have I probably I should have a pud
on the phone.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, she's kindergartens are the worst actually in terms of
that sort of stuff, little sculptures and pictures.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
And all that sort of carry on. Nathan. Oh yeah,
some of us absolute.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
But but I understand you've got to You've got like
an agreement going at your kindergarn, Is that right? Yeah,
we gentlemen's agreement with the parents and we go over
some stuff before before they go home, and whether they
want to take it home or not or it might
get lost.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yeah. Yeah, I think that's the thing, because what it
feels like to me is that the teacher's way of
tiding up the classroom is to tell the kids to
take their school bag and find any bit of scrap
paper in the classroom has or hasn't been yeused and
stuff it in the bag and bring it home for
each of us. Do then have to go through his parents?

Speaker 7 (10:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:06):
It depends if we like, Yeah, that's probably we've got
that little trip.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
See that's what it will be. Then thanks for your contribution, Nathan.
We'll hook you up with a fifty little reburg about you.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
And here's the thing for having four girls.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
As you can imagine, moogi crap loads of stuff and
it's another generalization I'm going to make it tends to
be the other partner that likes all that stuff, wants
to keep all that stuff. And as you can imagine,
in my house we've just got screens.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
About My point is, and I often make it to
my wife, when do we even look at this stuff?
You know what I mean? It sits in a cupboard
or in a wardrobe for years and years and years.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
It's not for years, but is it even for it?
It's it's for like, to be fair, there is such
thing as too much stuff. But in my bedroom at
high at my parents place, modern Don's, there is a
large draw one draw only with all of my school
stuff that they kept, and there's a nice selection of
like drawings from year eight and blah blah blah blah blah.
But I would say there's no more than ten things

(11:12):
from each year, which is about two clear files worth.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
That's right. So then you're talking in that instance, is
about one hundred and thirty items. I get that in
a week, Yeah right, I get that in a week.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Yeah, okay, So I must have had because I remember
there was a system at school where you had a
big folder thing every time you did a drawing. You
put it in that folder at the back of the class,
and then at the end of the year, I don't
remember what we did with that folder. I think they're
just like burnt it all.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
I thought I would say that'd be the case, because
the further you get away from it in your mind
the better, because otherwise it's every single thing because it's
so recent, it's the best thing you've ever done. Yes,
is a real connection. But there's a great text that's
cone through here on three four eight three. This is
a great rule. I'm going to do this. Keep one
hundred percent of the staff for one day, fifty percent
of it for a week, ten percent of it for

(11:54):
a month, and then zero point one percent of it
until they move out, and then give it back to
them when they leave it all away immediately. Cheers.

Speaker 8 (12:01):
Bread.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
Also this one here from Pete. Wait till you leave
it in your car, wait to you at the gas station,
and then put it in the bin at the gas station.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
I've done that, yes, right, yeah, I mean it's lovely
getting beautiful cards from your kids. Yes, but that was
you know, thirty years ago.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Right, But I mean you still have kids. They don't
give you anything nice anymore.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Oh, they still give me nice toaf, but they give
me like, you know, practical stuff, not little drawings.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean, Not little pretty cards. Yeah,
just you know, good stuff.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
I once made like a clay frame photo frame and
baked it and put bit to macaroni and drew a
little picture on it and baked that in an oven
and then brought that home to Mom and Dad never
saw it ever again. I don't know what the hell
happened to it, But.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
We should get Mone and Done on the phone and
ask them whatever happened to that?

Speaker 6 (12:49):
Oh yeah, I'll just do that for you now.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
The who Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
Tune in on Radio.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Pool Jam there on the Radio Hodnikey Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
The time is four forty two now, fellows. I'm looking
at our schedule for today's show, and I see.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Kiwi Pong is back. When the bloody hell did that happen?

Speaker 5 (13:11):
Yeah, it is back, Jase. I'm not sure when exactly
the ACC and Huduki decided to bring it back, but
I can confirm that it's already sold out. What yeah, yeah, yeah,
the event is sold out. It is the World Series
of Kiwi Pong, right thanks to Sobier, which is special
gummies that you take after a night out and then
you'll wake up fresh the next day.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Right.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
But the grand prize is ten thousand and six dollars.
It's going to be its Sweatshot Brew Kitchen, which is
in Auckland on Saturday, November twenty ninth. It is one
hundred percent sold out. However, there are two team spots
left that you can only win at hduky dot co
dot nz.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Wow. I sort of feel like we should have a
big show team, shouldn't.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
We I'm already doing it.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Yeah, I having a big show. Teach. How are you
doing it with Mania? Yes? That's not the big what man?

Speaker 5 (13:58):
What were you guys going to do it?

Speaker 8 (13:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Be offered to it? Yes's graceful. What the hell? Keys?

Speaker 9 (14:04):
He?

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Well, well, no, that's fine if you want, because I'm
sort of fifty fifty and sales Mania, you and you
and Mo you can do it.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Yeah, okay, sounds really good.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
It's on a Saturday.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Oh yeah, I love doing stuff on Saturday. You'll be
there are jays. Oh what Saturday did?

Speaker 5 (14:19):
I said? The twenty ninth of November.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Remember, Oh, just Siri, just check twenty nine November for me,
would you?

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Oh no, you see, Well that was quick fu Okay,
So you don't want it, that's fine. Well if you
want Mogi, you're busy that weekend, I can do it
with you, Jason and we can have a big show
team point and Kezy. Siri, No, I stopped talking to Sarah.
If you don't want to do it, this is.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Why you went out to be I'm busy. In that conversation,
you said you weren't keen. I said, I was keen
the whole time, said he was really keen. That's what
I was thinking. You're hearing what you want to hear.
I said, I'm keen. I'm keen.

Speaker 6 (14:51):
I thought you're like, oh no.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
I'm keen. It was Jace that was doing that, remember,
and he said, Siri about it Keezy and Mogi.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
Yeah you can. I'll be there between What time is it,
I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
We'll probably get about ten am or something like that.

Speaker 6 (15:05):
I think it starts maybe eleven.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, yeah, on.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
The provisor of course, Fellers. I'm prepared to give up
my place.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
You don't have a place if if you win, like
ten k.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
It's a big show win you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
That?

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Yeah, because you haven't loved a single Kii pong ball.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Well I gave up my spot. You know you guys
could do this tonight. Okay, Well now we'll literally them
back in. Okay, you can come back in.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
What as I say, you're in now?

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Yeah? Do you want to be in or not? Siri?

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Stop talking?

Speaker 5 (15:41):
Dot Co dott Is if anyone listening wants one of
those two final spots, will work out the details of
our team. I think we're our team's meeting at six
a m. On that Saturday morning. But when it takes
it all, when it takes it all, it's one thing
I want to check. And the other thing I want
to check is that the finalists can't split the winnings
and say we're not playing.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
I don't like that.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
Yeah, and it's a hell of an event. If you
are Kean, all you need to do is grab a mate,
think of a team name for the big show. Well,
that's obviously our team name, but for people that want
to get one of those last two team spots, grab
a mate, think of a name, and head to holdaki.
Dot Co Dottings in and you could win over ten
thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Feellas, feellas, how good? Oh ship.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Blink one eight two.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
I suppose the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hodarky Green Day.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Let's talk TV.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue p.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Is TV guys. I've got so much to talk about.
I've been watching some really great, great staff. But I
overheard a conversation when I got to work today and
I simply cannot take up any more time. Because I
know that Kezy has got some great chat around a
show he's been watching. I really want to give him

(17:06):
the floor. So, Jace, I understand you probably want to
talk about something, but I did.

Speaker 6 (17:11):
Well, you can just let me talk for a wee bit.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Yeah, the game before or afternoon, I'll go before.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Look, he hates that day, oh, Jason man. He likes
to be the big dog, you see, and he hates that.
So I just finished up watching the latest season, well
the only season of Celebrity Traders UK. Yeah all right,
I've talked about it before. It's on three now. It
is the best reality TV show. I've ever watched man
it is that? Is it better than Jersey Shore. I
haven't watched Jersey Shorty. Sure, I didn't watch those Island.

(17:42):
It's better than Busy Island. Just but seriously, it is funny.
You can watch it with your partner. You're both entertained.
And the reaction, especially the final was it was just brilliant.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
The talent involved.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
If you like Ted Lasso, you got Nate the Great there.
If you like footy, you've got Joe Mahler there. If
you like comedy, you've got Joe Wilkinson and Stephen Fryan,
just all these great, top level talent. Yeah, and it
is only nine episodes and it is absolutely brilliant.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
I heard you cried at the end.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
I didn't cry. I was talking a bit our Dasha.
She cried it was you. Oh yeah, yeah, I whipped
at the end.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Did your wife cry? No?

Speaker 5 (18:18):
But I can see why you would cry because it
was It's quite an intense game because it involves seriously
lying to these and these people are all friends, their
fellow comedians and stuff, and you have to light to
them for days.

Speaker 6 (18:29):
So seriously, best reality show I've ever watched.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
I had to watch that based on your recommendation, Kezy,
all right, cool, can't wait for you.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
To come in and beg it can't wait on the
reality scale. Trader's uk on three. Now you can go now, Jay,
so man, look at him all sheepish. Now he's been
he's he's packing a sad and then come on.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Jason said, I watched a movie called Frankenstein. Yes, the
new one, Del Toro, Del Toro. I had to keys
it an old friend of I had to keyes it.
And by that I mean split it into two nights.
She's a long or something like that. Stupid, it's a long, right.

(19:12):
I think we all know the story of Frankenstein. It's
basically taken a tolld from the perspective of the creator
of said monster, and then from the perspective of said monster.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
It's told for the perspective of Frankenstein. He's the guy
that makes the monster that everyone calls Frankenstein. It's Frankenstein's monster. Yes,
where it's doctor Frankenstein that makes them look.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
I really enjoyed it visually amazing, just very well well told,
very lavish, very well acted, quite dramatic. I really enjoyed it,
and I've got to I've got to be you know,
it whilst too long, I mean even over two nights,
that's too long.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
We three hours, that sounds like a three night.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
So but definitely if you've got a you know you're
feeling a bit hairy on a Sunday afternoon it's raining outside,
just in your entire afternoon watching it, I'll give it
three point four buzzies.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
It's not that's a lot.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
That's bad.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
What you said three point five busy? Still is it
losing points because it's too long? I heard some of
the dialogue was a bit on the nose. I felt
some of that. They people felt that some of the messaging,
which should have been a bit more subtext, was a
bit on the nose. No, a little bit obvious towards
the end. No, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, I mean it did get a bit of obvious
in parts, but it was just visually really fun to watch.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Right. But still three and a half stars, Oh my goodness,
great actors, great directing, looked amazing. Three stars. Did I
say three and a half? Did I when I meant
three point seven buzzies? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Okay, I'll take it.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Still came to watch it, Hey, what heaps coming?

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Out after five, including we've got to sort out our
pizza party on tour.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
I've got a bone to pick with old Hoidy jum
and how you.

Speaker 6 (20:54):
Can do it just quickly.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
We've got another copy of the Hoduckey Big Show Limited
Edition vinyl to give away.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Oh how good.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
We'll be doing that after five as well, which is and.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
The one and only Johnny Bruff from Educators is coming
and will be chatting to him.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
How good.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

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change the gome.

Speaker 7 (21:28):
Dum damn great arm tell you what it was actually, yeah, yeah,
um um, it was great catching up.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
With the fels done underned him from Reburger. Oh yes,
my god, it's good food.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
It is good food. Mogi actually took someone snuck it
into the beer festival, Yes he.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Did, well. I carry it was an open carry. That
was an open carry I had the bag little setral
screwed it up at the top and I just walked
in with it right in front of me, and they
didn't stop me. What would you Well, they get it. Yeah,
totally gets it when you've got the They could have said, look,
we've got people in here that sell food, but they
went sell on the good stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
And you know, it's interesting as I saw there was
a security guard off to the side who noticed Moogi
with a little satchel of reburger because they give it
to you in satchels, and he went to come over
and inspect it. And then the other guy put his
hand in front of his chest and said, hey, don't worry,
that's it's full of crave with his street food, freshly made. Yeah,
And he said, oh, you're fair enough. I'm just let
him through.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Can I just make the point you don't get between
a man and his rebururger?

Speaker 4 (22:31):
No exactly, you know what I'm saying, Yeah, or's reburger
or has reb a gear? Yum? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Hey, speaking of yum, I'm gonna be talking pizza parties next. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
We need to establish some rules or lack thereof. Yeah,
this is what we try to address. Jas you try
to make us feel guilty. Anyway, we'll get into it next.
In the meantime, who's this.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Drick Man Geese the whole actually big show with Jace,
Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days and four on
radio Holdy.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
David Bowie there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past five o'clock.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
You're gonna wipe that out, Oh major.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Shown show me the meeting, show meeting is now in Roguish.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Calling a show meeting, and Pugs is here by the way. Yeah,
Now people won't be aware of this. We might have
mentioned it once or twice. But whenever we go on
the road, like we've just been to Dunedam, sometimes we
like to go back to Hoidy Jay's room and have
a pizza party. Now we've done this once and I
believe that was in Tartanaki, Pugs Taranaki. We went to
back to Hoidy Jay's room maybe about nine thirty or something.

(23:40):
We ordered pizza and we watched a Jean Claude van
Dam movie. There was also one other time that I've
just thought of.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Thank you, Pugs.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Yes, where was that?

Speaker 10 (23:48):
We're your room, in your room where we ordered pizzas,
and Hoidy j tunes up at the door and helped him.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Say at the Black Clash, that was the last tote
of a Black Clash. Yes, we ordered pizzas. That was
that's eleven thirty pm. The reason we ordered pizzas because
it was all that we could order. It started this
thing called a pizza party. And Jace, you've been trying
to get another one of those off the ground recently,
haven't you. You've done the last couple of those broadcasts
we've done out of town.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Absolutely, It's just an opportunity to spend some time with
the Fells, you know in a hoody Ja shout the
fellows a bit of a treat and we can just
sit around. That's a new developer, right, watch a movie
to give them and bond and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
So yeah, for sure I want a fond of them.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Jace.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
You sent through the Pizza party inviote at like nine
o'clock or something whilst we were internedd having an awesome time,
and it felt like my partner was at home being.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
Like, oh, come on and watch a movie with me.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
Well, we're having a good time. That's what it felt like,
and I had to choose between the two.

Speaker 10 (24:54):
Can I also note the bfist was still going at
that time? Yeah, nine pm on that night, it was
still ten thirty event, Jase.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
You know, we were hanging around.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Catching up with the punters that had come.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
To see us and you. Yeah, and I was getting
guilt tripped into coming home to have a pizza pace
like we yes, we will, but let's do it at
like eleven thirty or something.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
Once we finished. Yeah, that's my point.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
And then Mike, was there anything you wanted to add
about pizza parties?

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Well, I don't feel like I should see it really
because I've never been to one. Actually, I guess. I
guess I've never been invited, and so I don't feel
like I should contribute to what is something that you
guys have got together?

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Can I call bs on that?

Speaker 10 (25:28):
Because we had a pizza party yet the last Magic
Round and Keesy wasn't there for it.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
He was out with Manyah.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Oh really, and we were in you one of.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Your hotel rooms and we had a pizza party and.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
We watched that movie Heathers. Well, listen, yeah, Fowls. That's
all ge.

Speaker 6 (25:44):
No, don't put on a sad voice.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Come on, man, I'm saying you were certainly invited, Mogi.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
I just you know, when I say pizza part I
mean big show pizza bah.

Speaker 8 (25:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
Why did you make a separate group chat with just
me and Pugs in it?

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Then?

Speaker 5 (25:56):
I thought that was weird called pizza party?

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Just you know, Bracket, don't tell Moggie, Bracket.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
I got some pizzas in and stuff and that's all.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
I hear your point, Fellas and old look at it.
Look's the table twenty to nine. You're sending in a
text message to the group saying, Jays feels the Fellows
aren't really into pizza Knights twenty tonight. I just don't
know how to tell him less than an hour and
a half after the show.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (26:26):
I thought it was next morning at seven thirty nine.
There's a pizza Hero in my room. Fellas just that
I'd order it for the fellas and.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
It's not even dark yet, and we're getting gilded over
the pizza. Pizza parties from now on have to occur
after ten thirty. I think that's very reasonable.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
And then there's a follow up message here your mates
from the broadcast that we're wearing the Jason Hoyt shirts.
Were keen to join your pizza party then from Jason,
that's nice. A couple of fellows that want to spend time.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Oh god, Okay, okay, new real sote. Okay. If we're
in a small town, after nine, pizza party. If we're
in a city like Dunidan, christ it's willing to pizza
party after like ten thirty.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
I'm always down for a pizza party because I I'm
like you, you know, I'm exhausted after putting everything into
it mentally and physically for the live show. So I'm
ready to go back to bed. So quarter pout seven,
half our seven, I'm ready for a pizza party, lights
out of eight, good stuff Magie.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Well listen, I'll take that on board, and yeah, you know,
and just you know, make sure that next time, how
about this, I'll I'll wait to order the pizzas probably
till after eleven.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
You've literally never ordered the pizzas for us, this is this.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
Is bullshit, man, God, here's going to Roses.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
The whole Rochy Big Show was jas, Mike and Kyzy tune.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
In four the exponents there on the radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
The time is five twenty three.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Now do you want to win a very exclusive vinyl
New Zealand, i e. The Big Show vinyl and our
origin story. If you do, give us a call right
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Speaker 5 (28:24):
Yeah, that's right. Limited Run already sold out things to
mates at Holiday Records for making it all possible. It
is a very open and honest chat of how The
Big Big Show started, hiccups we experienced along the way,
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Speaker 4 (28:37):
I mean, no, you go, mate, Well, we're just saying
more chatting about it while you're away yesterday, haughty Jay.
And it turns out because we're interested to see how
we went on the vinyl charts. Switch amused every every
week and we thought we would have got on there
because we sold thousands of copies and no time flat.
They don't measure it because it's not music, so it

(28:58):
doesn't count towards chat music, which I think is weird
when you show that it's a vinyl and it's been sold,
So it'd be like any comedy or any kind of
like you know, Kevin Bloody Wilson Beck in the Day
or twelve on the chats because it's album sales.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
The other the other interesting thing too is Mogie actually
looked at the album charts and the albums that are
and it wasn't it Pink Floyd.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Pink Floyd. The Wall is number two? Still?

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Yeah, But then you've got Tata Swift in their whole time.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Is in there, Harry Styles is in there, three three albums,
we've got Queen Queen's two albums, craziness. Get a nicky
mad BASSI how's life? Bloody good fellows? Good on you mate?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Tell me Nick, what do you do for a crust
a music shop?

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Just on that front? What do you think about what
Moggie was just saying.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I mean, surely our vinyls should be should have been
counted on.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
The charts there, right, bloody good?

Speaker 5 (30:00):
I reckon, Nick, you should quit in protest sort oft it?
Would you like a copy of our limited edition vinyl?

Speaker 6 (30:09):
Nick?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
I'd love a copy?

Speaker 8 (30:11):
All right?

Speaker 4 (30:12):
That's all yours? Man?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Hey tell me that do you get sort of you know,
discounts and freebe Since you're a music dude and you work.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
With music, it helps with getting strings?

Speaker 8 (30:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Yeah right, yeah yeah yeah they fit in your back pocket.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Are you tell me your Nick, do you have dreams
of becoming a rock star?

Speaker 8 (30:32):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Is that what's going on here? That's exactly what's going on.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
Good stuff man, Yeah, same as jayso although the keyboard
that he got six months ago is still just sitting
out there doing nothing. But I'm sure you will both
become rock stars one day. Congrats Nick, That vinyls all yours, mate,
thanks to appreciate it, Love you man, I appreciate you, man,
love you massive backbones.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Oh well, that's disappointing because would have really liked to
have known if we featured.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Well I can tell you we didn't.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah, but how do you feel fellows are sold out?

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Vinyl? It's pretty good. I've been getting so many messages
about the hit ms. People are loving it. Yeah, man,
people loving it.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Yeah, absolutely, if you do want to get your hands
on it, they're all done. By the way, we're not
doing another pressing of these. We do have a few
more up our sleeves. To stay listening to the Big
Show and call over one hundred Hoducky when we tell
you up.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Next, yeah, mate, Johnny Bruff, Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodark.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Is indeed the Killers there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
This glorious Tuesday afternoon. Fellows, what a special treat. We've
got a star in our midst He's the star of
the hit comedy Educators.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
The one and Only Jog Johnny Bruff your man?

Speaker 8 (31:49):
Good?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Thanks, jac How are you making yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Good? Thanks mate. It's Mike in the new series, is he?

Speaker 8 (31:54):
He was right?

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Okay? How are you going good?

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Buddy?

Speaker 3 (31:58):
How you going?

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Yeah good?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
I can't complain you're writing poetry. Funnily enough, Johnny, I
am good. My wife for my birthday brought me an
old typewriter. Oh lovely, because I've been talking about it
for ages and banging on about it. And then for
my birthday she got me a beautiful what was it?

Speaker 4 (32:17):
An olive dy? Was not quite? Nevertheless beautiful it is.

Speaker 8 (32:27):
Away.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
I am tapping away very contentedly. What about you, Johnnyre
you doing a bit of writing? Yes?

Speaker 3 (32:31):
I write goth poetry. Can I just what do you
call it?

Speaker 9 (32:36):
When you talk about your up and coming gig on
the radio play a gig On the twentieth of November,
Clown Clown of thorns, my goths, bassis, goth beat poet,
characters doing a spot and I have going to play
my bass through an octave dropper on a two hundred
wat bass rig and it's going to be like a

(32:56):
nightmare witch thunderstorm.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
And cup goth poetry.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Where is that gig?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
That's stupid ocupido a little bar and.

Speaker 6 (33:05):
Point chef And how do you get tickets for it?

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Just tune up right, Okay, it's just because we've we've
got like a one plug policy, so we're plugging educators.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Well, we can plug educators for me and a smart
smart look.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
I think Johnny can plug as many things as he wants,
you know what I mean, sort of And just on
that front, Johnny, do you do much sort of live
stuff still?

Speaker 8 (33:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Do I play clown of thorns, goth basis beat.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Poet, Yeah, yeah, that's the main character.

Speaker 9 (33:33):
Yeah, and the and the comedies. And when things go wrong,
like it bases out of tune.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Wet doing doing doing doing doing.

Speaker 9 (33:40):
Yeah, And that's the funniest part of the rest of
It's just awkward unrequited love songs.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Well back in the day when we were the old
sugar and Spice days, we took joy and things going
wrong we did.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
That was the entirety of our.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
We didn't realize we needed to write another ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Well, we should point that out and be clear about
that years. That's that, Jay's you, Jay's you and Johnny
were in Sugar and Spies together, which we have talked
about Adam and across the show over the years. How
did you make We shouldn't because we've never done a
proper I think we should do a special podcast.

Speaker 8 (34:14):
Yeah. Sure.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
In the meantime, just a bit a little run down
for the for the team out there.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Oh you go, Jason doing How we met?

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Was that the question? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
For a college duo had a mutual friend called Brendan
Lovegrove who went to my school deal with and then
ended up going to Johnny's school, Sacred Heart.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (34:32):
And he had he looked, he wanted, he thought his
bono and he had long, long, wavy hair.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
And he was awesome.

Speaker 9 (34:39):
And he would sit with all the form one kids
with his big here with legs cross and his arms
crossed folded as a seventh former and sit there and
put his hand up and ask annoying questions and just
be just put on a show and I found it
really inspiring. And then I met Jace and all the
deal with boys, and we had an insitant complicity.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah we did, we did, you know, And it may
have been and at the time we were, you know,
having the odd your stone.

Speaker 9 (35:07):
Teen spots later, I've just bowled beautiful forty overs at Jason.
He's on a five hundred and it's a piece of
paper and tape and Jason's using a piece of drift wood.
But the cover drives were glorious. I remember you hitting
like five hundred off me. Yes, and we're young enough
that we didn't injure ourselves the good.

Speaker 6 (35:27):
Old days, man, they sure were.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
But listen and nope, we should do that's to do
a podcast. But in terms of educators a new season, mate.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
My wife was actually.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Asking me to find out you've got some bloody big
stars on the show.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
This ye had not, you know.

Speaker 9 (35:43):
You included Julian Julian Barrett from Yes Wow, Yeah, the
first episode which Tiger's in.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
Yeah, wow, Julians, that's really cool.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yeah, he's my favorite.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
How did you get him?

Speaker 3 (35:57):
We've also got his hatner, Judy Davis. Julia Davis, who.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Is brilliant as well, by the way.

Speaker 9 (36:06):
Yeah, yeah, and so she said I'm coming over with
the family, and Jesse calls me and goes, so Julian
Barrett's going to be here.

Speaker 8 (36:13):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (36:14):
I demanded that we have our storylines intertwined. Yes, So
we did that and it was great.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
It's great, man.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Yeah, he's well.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Actually, when I look at him as I performer, you
guys are kind of similar in a way.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Well, to be fair, you could fit in with the
sort of Nold Fielding look as well, you know, like
and him.

Speaker 6 (36:31):
One hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
You're just talking about the heir, do, aren't you.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
No, wellout goths too, aren't they, well especially no.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Oh yeah, he plays the goth.

Speaker 9 (36:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So but Julian Barrett's got this lovely
helplessness to him, which would suit clown of thorns.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
He'd be a good clown of thorns.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Yes, now, let's all go to a song because I
really want to knuckle down on educators.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
Yeah, and there's a special treat. Johnny Jays tells me
your favorite band is Stone Table Pilots.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
It's not true.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
The hi Archy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
Tune in four.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Indeed, Stone Temple Pilots. Here on the radio Hodarkey Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon, We've got the star of the
hit comedy Educators, Johnny Braff with us. Tell me, Johnny,
where are you at refilming? Are you done and dusted
or is it still going?

Speaker 3 (37:20):
We shot that last summer.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Release, Jason. I know times it's released, you won't still
be shooting it, because.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yeah, it'd be nice if we were, wouldn't it.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
It's on Teams in Plus, by the way, you check
out every episode there and all the other seasons.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Too, Yeah, they're all there.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
I was actually supposed to be on that show. I
was supposed to be a dog handler.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah. I had a word to producers, yeah, and managed
to get keys of a job there, and then they
changed the shooting schedule. Key was unavailable and that was
the end of it.

Speaker 8 (37:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
I thought you were going to say that they looked
at the footage and went.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
The amount of I've only done like three ad auditions
and every single one I walked away being like, I'm
the biggest idiots in the world.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
That's the nature of the beast.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
In terms of Educators, though, Johnny, am I right in
saying a heavy improvisation content going on there.

Speaker 9 (38:11):
Yeah, so we know what the scenes ideally about, we
want to how we want to end the scene. Guess
what point when to get across and then we just
wing it and we'll get two or three goes at it,
and Jesse Griffin, who's the comedy master with the cans On,
will throw some ideas and then we'll just sort of
maybe if we're getting a bit too sidetracked, to push

(38:32):
us along towards the end because he's we've got to
hurry up as well.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
Yes, that must be a nightmare when it comes to editing, though,
you know what I mean, if it's just constantly being improvised.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
I think he knows. I think that he knows what
he wants, so doesn't he idea so and then he's
also making notes as well as a script supervisor about
the things that he wants. And it's also he's got
a great ability, Jesse as a director, to be very brutal.
The hardest thing about it, whenever you watch it, doesn't
it Yeah, when you watch it back and you've been
on set, So what about that? But that? But in

(39:04):
every episode should be an hour and a half long,
as far as you're concerned.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
But I reckon.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
But Jesse is very good at going okay, Yeah, sure
that's funny, but does it also move the story along.

Speaker 9 (39:13):
Yeah, we'll just take the funniest bits. And I mean
let Julian Barrett, who plays a detective, let him have
a play. Yeah, because he's special and you know, give
him a good thing. I get to be in all
the scenes just doing the same thing, trying to say
no to all the idiots, and they put and not
put out all the fires I've started.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
That's what I like about your character, and it's been
the same for four seasons now, as you always your
job and every episode seems to be having to address something,
but you never actually address anything, as you always get basically,
there wouldn't be.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
A show, wouldn't they no exactly?

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Which is great.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
Yeah, very relatable character.

Speaker 9 (39:47):
My favorite part, of course is the storyline of thinking
of my long lost son has found me.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
Oh, that's right.

Speaker 9 (39:53):
It worked out that I'm his father, but I work
out as we go to lunch that it's he's three
three years out and I'm but I still think I've
got a son, and I just love that storyline so much.
Has so much stuff we did that. You know, as
you say, you've got a hurry up with the story
doesn't get in the edit.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
No, I love it.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
Well that that wasn't That wasn't the That was the
first episode of season four. That's the one tigers in
as well. Yeah, that's right, and you sort of you
meet your long lost son, you work out, but then
you realize halfway through he is not your son, but
you go along with it.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
Any well, yeah, the other characters don't. There they go,
that's not your son. It's not your son, mate.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
But he's a good boy, crowded. I've learned him fifteen
grand well, I've given him fifteen great.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Very well played actually by Robbie Nicholas his name there.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
Yeah, yeah, he was a very likable young fellow. As
soon as he came on, I was like, oh no,
there could be Johnny's Yeah, yeah, it's very similar.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Is that the guy with a mo is he got
a I saw a little clip of that was very funny.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
I see you've shaved your mo No, it was glued
on leave me alone.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
It was a cool Johnny, why isn't Jason educators question?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Well, marvelous.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
I've had the opportunity. The funny story with that was
they literally rang me on the day when I was
in the mall with my daughter and said, can you
come and film now?

Speaker 9 (41:08):
And we have to do though we can't change the
schedules because we're shooting in a school.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yes, and the head master.

Speaker 9 (41:15):
I wanted to have a giant obelisk of clay, and
I wanted to be sculpting my ex wife out of
clay and stationary products. And Paul Rachel's producer goes.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
No and did that.

Speaker 9 (41:26):
No, No, you're stifling my creativity. She goes out to
a real head master's office. If we mash Clan of
the carpet will never get out.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
I go in there and into the green room and
Johnny's in there with a massive canvas painting.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
Yes, himself turned into the paintings.

Speaker 9 (41:42):
Yes, So in the spirit of a rigorous innovation, as
Jason Hoyt and I have always endeavored to strive for.
I wanted my character to do big paintings, inappropriate paintings,
awful ones that were appropriate for school. And that started
as a ton of clay and ended up little paintings
getting bigger and bigger.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Until well, it's very good because one of them is
hanging up in the sick Bait and it's the painting
of the Angel of Death.

Speaker 9 (42:10):
And I'm nude and I've gone a little willy and.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
If I know you as I do, there would be
some nudity in the.

Speaker 5 (42:19):
Well.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Great stuff. Well, Johnny Bruff Educators? Where is it on.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Plus every season?

Speaker 8 (42:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (42:24):
And I highly recommend it. It's my favorite New Zealand
comedy other than.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Talk Beat, other than talk Back.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
Go check it out all four seasons.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Hey, get me in talk Back.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Season. Yeah, we're making it one wait ten years the
second season?

Speaker 6 (42:40):
Do you like an exist Johnny?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
On Radio Friends.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Ferdinand there on the Radio Holarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening.
I tell you what, it's always love me to catch
up with Johnny.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
It is great.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
If you've just joined us.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
We had Johnny Bruff and who is in the latest
season of Educators and also was Jace's original comedy partner
and his duo.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
How many years ago now?

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Jason? Oh god, twenty seven? How long time?

Speaker 5 (43:08):
Yeah, a long time. If you miss the chat, it'll
be on today's podcast which comes out at seven thirty.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
I've just realized then, so bent you guys broke up
around about the same time as you got together with
your wife. Is your wife the Yoko Ono of sugar
and Spice? I think she might be. Maybe she's fully
the blame.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah, hey, now coming up after six o'clock shit chat
and Kezy got a few questions about his little motorbike.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Don't start naming my little Pup Pup motorbike. My Chevy
truck is now known as my little trucky. People might
not take me seriously. Fellers. That's not what it sounds like,
because I can't start it at the moment.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
The hold Iche Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ik.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
You can make your mess of backbones. Hope you're Tuesday
evenings going along very nicely and you're relaxing at home
and maybe having a cold one as you look forward
to dinner. By the way, the Big Show is brought
to you by Reburger.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Certainly is serving good times and good food dining or
take away reburg Year today. Oh no, I played that
one yesterday.

Speaker 8 (44:18):
Before produced to your attention to this nix sword. You
see times and good food and it's weird WORDBLD. You're
diving or tiker World rebuilding this nut sword?

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Yeah, man, so good fellas.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
I've heard a rumor about reburger and potentially releasing a
new product to do with the Big Show.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Oh really yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
I don't want to give away anything.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Okay, what is it?

Speaker 6 (44:55):
Oh well no, well I can't give away anything, right.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
But what is it though? Just give us a clue,
just give us some hints.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
It's it's a menu item, yeah, okay, every burger. Yes,
it's it's crave worthy, it's street food. I can't say anymore.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Socallists.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
And it's like a it's a main it's the main thing.
It's not like a dessert or a starter.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
And it's to do with the Big show.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
And it's to do with a big show. Wow, yeah,
an Anys is probably a burger.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Ah, couldn't say, maybe some spicy tenders.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
No, that's no, it's not that you just said it
was a burger. No I didn't, I said, couldn't say,
is it a burger?

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (45:43):
No?

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Oh? Isn't it?

Speaker 6 (45:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
I can't say a wink wink, nudge, nudge. I don't
know what it is.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in four on radio.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Pink Floyd there on the radio, Hold Archy Big Show
this glorious Tuesday evening.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Hey, you failers. I'm going out to Todunger this weekend.
Thanks man, No, no, thank you. It's I'm just going
down to my parents have been on holiday for two weeks.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
They're going to be home set d so I'll be there.
I'll work on my bike during the day and then
I might cook them dinner again with my brother on
the set day night.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Grease monkey, What do you mean you'll be working on
your bat.

Speaker 6 (46:22):
Oh yeah, thanks man. Yeah, but just on my bike.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
You'll wash your hands obviously for yeah, I washed.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
No, I'll probably wear gloves.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
But I do have a question just about my bike,
because I'm thinking of bringing it back up to Auckland.
It's at the point now where I've just got to
give it a bit of a tune and then i
can take it and get it registered and put it
on the road.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Yeah. Right.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
And I was just wondering because you guys used to
ride motorbikes I kind of need someone to ride my
bike with. What do you mean, like at the weekend.

Speaker 6 (46:49):
Oh no, no, no, I'll put that on the back of
my truck.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Look, I've got my bike at home.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
But the problem is, I think you're little put pat.
It only goes like what you were saying. That top
speed of forty k Well.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Yeah, but that was before I tuned it and had
it running right. Oh right now fifty No, go easily
go over one hundred. It's happy sitting about one hundred.
It's old. It's nineteen seventy one, so it's old, but
you know it's five hundred cc. It goes all good.
So what kind of bike did you have, because mine's
a Honda.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
He's got a fast one. Yeah, it's definitely fast. Zuki
keasy yeah, Suzuki ccs.

Speaker 6 (47:25):
Thousand yeah, how many cylinders?

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Two? Wow?

Speaker 5 (47:28):
A thousand cc twins Suzuki.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
Yeah, man, far that sounds sick.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Side saddles as well. He does side set Yeah, he's
got a side settle. That's when we can do paper
run and all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
Side the bags.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
Yeah, okay, okay, we would you be kid.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
If I'm going for like optimum speed.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
I'll take the saddles off obviously, right, okay, yes, top
probably easy one fifty.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
Well, to be honest, if he had a thousand seasons, like,
i'd say almost two fifty.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Yeah, well, but I like to just cruise at one fitt.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
That's why it's a boat that's breaking the law.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
I wouldn't want to go with you because you'd be
tailing behind at forty.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
Now I'll go the speed limit.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
What do you want to come for a ride one weekend?

Speaker 4 (48:16):
We've always have had a peer you knows, right, okay, exactly?
I mean I don't know.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
Well, what what did you still have your bike?

Speaker 7 (48:25):
Man?

Speaker 4 (48:25):
I got mine? Yeah? If it's to your one month?
Oh wow?

Speaker 6 (48:30):
What's that Harley?

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (48:32):
Harley Man.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
It's widely considered to be the fastest Harley ever made.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Yeah, but that's like saying, you know, the biggest bloody
mouse ever.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Yeah, well, I guess one hundred and sixty miles per hour? Kezy.
I mean you probably can't work out what miles are.
It's around about two sixty something like that. Man. Can
I just say when.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
I'm riding Bitch with Mogi on that bar SOI you
can feel the throat.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Absolutely so Jason's when Jason's riding Bitch, which is when
he's sitting behind me in the old Settle there. Yeah,
I can feel his thighs tighten around my bittox because
he is freaking brother.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
She's quite keasy, you were saying. You take his legs
and tie them up in front of you like a sweater.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Sometimes you have to when you're going that fast. Yeah,
tie the mica bow like as if I'm doing up
my sports shoes.

Speaker 6 (49:20):
Yea, right, yeah, he's double not I do.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Why are you on the back of his bike when
you've got a thousand cc twins Uzuki.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Well, because you know, sometimes it's nice to change it
up a bit, and there's no better feeling in the
world than riding Bitch with Magie.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
Yes, all right, Well, so let's go for a ride
maybe in the next couple of weekends, like a Sunday ride,
and you'll bring your what was it, Harley? What was
it called again? That's AX one one for Oh yeah,
it's hard, and Jason, you jump on the back of it.
I just call it to do yeah, yeah cool, all right,
well let's do that. I call it Yeah cool, got

(49:57):
a riding Buddy, How.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Good Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Matellica there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening. Now,
fellas I realized they haven't played golf for a while,
I'm absolutely.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Itching to get out there.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yeah, man, with that in mind, the Swingers Club is back, by.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
The way, certainly is.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
I played golf with Maniah last week, did you?

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Yeah, hod they go? It was good. Yeah, it makes
you feel better about yourself.

Speaker 6 (50:27):
Right, I loved it.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
Yeah. Playing with another member of the Hidarky team was great.

Speaker 6 (50:29):
Yeah, yeah, far it was a nice day.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
Yeah, it's tweaty. Wow.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
How do you know you were there?

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Well, because I know it was a really hot day,
that's true.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Yeah, but we were some blocked up. We had an umbrella,
a parasol, A parasol, yeah, and I had a parasol.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
And I just had a regular umbrella, a barbecue one.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Because the parasols are good because they generally got the
they made out of the paper there. So it doesn't
you know that you're find with the umbrella's keezy that
it magnifies the heat oftentimes.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
Oh really no, Well, this barbecue one was designed to
like shield a table of about six people.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Oh, one of those ones canvas.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
And you said, even even just spite that your snils
were still poking out the front of it.

Speaker 6 (51:10):
What do you mean you weren't there?

Speaker 5 (51:11):
How do you know? I said that?

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Well, you said, after you came back and your nose
was so bright red. I said, haven't you got a
massive umbrella? And you went, yeah, but the old snows
she's massive.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
I don't remember this conversation, but I must have. It
was weird though, because and I had the parasol, yeah,
and he didn't have any clubs. You just had the parasol.
But then I realized he the handle he could pull out,
and it was just a golf club and the sort
of handle y.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Yeah, yeah, it was great. That explains where you go
so terribly. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
Yeah, you need a golf club and club. Good luck
telling him that. Now.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
The Swingers Club is this month because of November. Of course,
I'm making a big November event feelers, making sure you're
stay in touch with your pals.

Speaker 6 (51:56):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
If you had to hod co dot in ZID, you
and a mate can join us playing wind Ross, which
is of course up here in Auckland. It's still within
driving distance of literally everywhere in New Zealand, so do
enter and come play golf with us. We're looking for
two people to team up with Hody j and myself
and two people to team up with Jerry and Mini
from The Bricky Show, and then we will take each
other on whilst Mogi and PUGSN and Big from The

(52:19):
Day Show behind us in a golf cart running a
mark Ta so good. If you are a kin you
just have to pick whether you are Team Bricky or
Team Big Show and here to hold co dot in
ziw I don't know after playing golf with Mania last week.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Yeah, but Mogi, as you've pointed out, we need some
revns you do.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
We need to redeem ourselves.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
Keysy, you realize it's a terrible idea. I will fold massively.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Just you and I play, Jake, maybe it makes sense,
and you can play with Pugs.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
I play with Pugs. I want to play with It's
not very nice man love to play with. No, he's
lovely to play with. What appears what you're talking about. Hey,
if you're keen though, Hdaky dot co dot in Zi
grab a mate, choose with your team break your team,
big big show, and don't forget every dollar you give
fuels the programs, research and support that help men live
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(53:16):
z dot MOVINBA dot com.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Ah have you.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Heard this tune? It's brand yew sure, I have my
band called a.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
It's brand new you.

Speaker 6 (53:27):
Say literally came out yesterday.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
The hold Aching Big Show with J Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Well, there you go, your there dances. That's the big
show down and Dust did this Tuesday evening. Hey in
the podcast out true today, but a bonus a bit
more Johnny Bruff than that fellas.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
That's right. He sort of turned up as we're heaving, ay,
so we invited him. Then, Oh he's a good fellaw.

Speaker 6 (53:58):
He's a lovely man.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
Also, I kind of went out and explained to him
that we were still doing the podcast. But I come
in for the last five and I could tell you know,
when you say something to someone, you know that they
don't know what you're talking about. Yes, that's what happened.
And then you tried to just wait in the be
studio with Pugs like na and then he sort of
came and didn't realize he was on it like it was.
It was good, it was great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it
was very raw.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
That used to have it on stage all the time,
where I'd be looking at him going, he doesn't know
what the hell I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
That's no word of a lie.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
That's because Jason him were in a comedy doer together.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
A funny thing, dude going through you. Yes, your partner,
you're doing something together. You're saying something and you're thinking, Oh,
he's got no idea what I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
He's like, he's so funny about it.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Though.

Speaker 6 (54:40):
Here's a clip of today's podcast.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
By the way, I'm now known as Hoidy jizz Bot,
what else Janiss?

Speaker 4 (54:50):
It all comes from Mike, you know, so of.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Course, Wow, I think Hody Janis was me just but
it was definitely old Mogi.

Speaker 7 (54:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:59):
Just do you want a new nickname Johnny?

Speaker 5 (55:02):
No thank you?

Speaker 4 (55:03):
Yeah, good suffu polite no thank you based on those nicknames, Jason,
He's going to pass. What's the plan tonight, Maygie. Well,
I've got to make coming over. My wife ran into
a maid of mine at the place where she works.
She's working on a movie and she them over for
dinner on a Tuesday night. Am I happy about it?

(55:24):
Not really happy to see it? Happy to see I
had a to them earlier today. But I prefer a
Wednesday onwards to my week. I like to have my
own time for me during the early stages of the week.
That's just how I am. Fair enough. But I've known
him for forty five years. I think. Wow, yeah, so quite.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
That's longer than you have been alive, Jason.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
That is crazy. Hey, Kezy, what are you having for tea?

Speaker 5 (55:51):
I'm making a butter of chicken. My wife has got
this amazing recipe which is amazing. It's amazing, it's amazing,
and I'm making it because she's got squash and so
she busy.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
She is never home anymore.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
So busy.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
She's never at home with me. I don't know what
it is, but I'll be making that for her and
it'll be delicious.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Do you check in a bit of an extra spice?

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (56:13):
Yes, But the interesting thing about this recipe is you
you like cover it in a paste the chicken, and
then you add another paste and with the sauce, and
it just makes it extra because you know you make
it yourself. It's a bit blandish.

Speaker 6 (56:26):
Yes, it is amazing.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Can you send me the recipe?

Speaker 6 (56:29):
Na, What are you doing tonight?

Speaker 8 (56:32):
Well?

Speaker 4 (56:33):
Going home obviously, No?

Speaker 6 (56:34):
What else?

Speaker 5 (56:34):
Man?

Speaker 4 (56:35):
Probably learning some lines?

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Are you filming tomorrow?

Speaker 8 (56:38):
No?

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Not tomorrow?

Speaker 5 (56:40):
Gods is a fun chat.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
An interrogation? Well, I just trying to get something out.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
Of here, asking each other what we don't know?

Speaker 4 (56:48):
I agreed. Come on, yeah, yeah, Jason's got a secret.
Probably am I watch Educators tonight? Oh yeah, yeah yeah?
Start season one, episode one? You've watched none of it?
I have, actually some of it?

Speaker 5 (57:01):
What about Traders? Celebrity Trader?

Speaker 4 (57:05):
It sounds like a nightmare? Yeah, okay, fine stars those
keys is given up. So I'm going to give it
a try, but it won't be tonight, of course, coming.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Hete me see and check out the podcast, check out
the Instagram. Lots going on there. In fact, I think
pad Sounds just released a video of our trip to
the needn't don't have a look there and until tomorrow, goodbye,

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