FULL SHOW: Revolutionising Radio

On today's show, Jase is a bully, Mike's hanging with the stars and Keyzie has a brand new segment.

TIMEFRAME:
(00:00) Intro: NOT hung
(04:19) Keyzie's new segment
(08:52) Testing out the segment
(13:27) The Big Show Big Yarn
(16:51) What's On Telly?
(23:23) Intro: PUT YOUR HOUSE ON IT
(25:36) Red Carpet Chat, with Old Mogey
(30:52) Jase's on-set incident
(38:20) KIWIPONG WINNERS
(39:33) Intro: Fries or chips?
(41:30) SPORT CHAT
(47:06) Swingers!
(50:58) MEATPATTYNIPS69
(55:06) Farewell!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hose.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I keep the big show, show show thanks to crave
worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
This is a big show, really, Jason, howich might not?
And I'll get at your mad bars.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
It's going to have your company this glorious Monday afternoon.
It is the twenty fourth of November twenty twenty five.
And you, my friends, as always listening to the big
show brought to you by.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Reburger, handcrafted burgyars, loaded fries and gormets that will change
the game.

Speaker 6 (00:34):
Bye. He's no easy way to say this. I'm breaking
up with you.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Soons away.

Speaker 6 (00:45):
Its Reberg.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
It's just this.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
I can't It's a crave ready, I can't stop craving it,
and and it's hand crafted soon yeah well yeah, as
over the brig is yeah. Well have you tried the fries?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Pretty good? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:08):
Yeah quite.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
So? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Check out good work plugs Yeah nice. Speaking of nice work,
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Sun streaming into the studio straight onto Mowgie's finally sculpted body.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
How are you a massive stallion going pretty grassy? Your
mad dog? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Sixth son of a baby. What a weekend that was, man? Yeah,
beautiful sunny bastard. It was had plenty on and you know,
just a joy to be back and there to day
with you. Beg but it's good to see you. Feels good.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
How are you going, gezy good man?

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Second day hangover? Okay, so just a little bit of
a brain yeah sure, but I've got a coffee here,
like for example, I just put my elbow and sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, you've got a white long sleeve to you. Now
it's ruined.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I went with getting hammered. I mean I drink responsibly
on your Friday. So I'm sweet today.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Because you called me on Sunday and I was like, man,
moogie sounds either really hungover?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh no, I wasn't hungover on Sunday or sweet on Sunday. Yep,
that wasn't work made by then. But I wasn't now
as good?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh really? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Surprisingly that Saturday was grim, yeah, responsibly.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Grim about you? Jay? You're looking grim man? You look great?

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Oh hey, well I'm pretty filthy fellas, Yeah you are.
I want you to look at our little show outline
here and see.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
The date on it. Twenty eighth of November.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Someone's taking the pass, someone is dropping the ball left
right and seeing someone's already on Christmas holiday, mate.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, man, was.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
That Pugs's fault?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
It's I feel like it's just a typo and we
should have just let it stop the entire show.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Someone's fault. It's someone's fault. I don't want to point
any fingers, hey, MOKEI pointing at Pugs. Speaking of the show,
what's coming up? Mate? What's happening on the Big Show
with Old Mogi.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
She's a hell of a show today the Feller's welcome
back to your Monday. We'll be announcing the Kiwi Pong
team winners later on in the show. Bloody Humungus has
two teams the last two possible slots for the Kiwi
Pong competition coming up, which is a prize of ten
thousand and six dollars. We've also got a bit of
a chat. Bit of audio comes through from the Breakfast

(03:26):
Boys who want to put a bed on this Wednesday's
Swingers Club the golf competition, the second one that we've
had this year. There's also been a little bit of chat.
I went to the Film Awards on Friday night. Jeez,
it was yea, it was I tell you what, and
we're going to be talking about what's in your glovebox,
specifically yours jays.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, cool man. In the meantime, he has Pluto.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Hodarking Read.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Chilli Pepper's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show Monday
afternoon and time twelve minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
Hey, fellers. I thought of it over the weekend. I
did some brainstorming for the show. I was like, and
I was like, what can I sort of come up
with the you know, freshen things up, get the get
the audience involved, and just sort of I'm not chasing
radio awards and things like that, but you know, just
sort of really let people know that we're here. Yeah, man,
And I came up with a new segment. It's called

(04:25):
What's in your Glovebox? No yet, it's in the works.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Oh yeah, it'll take a while.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
I send it over to Ossie and they're going to
make it and then we're going to get it approved and.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, yeah, are we going to be doing this regularly?
Are we your glove Box? Well? I mean I want
to just see how this one goes A easy What's
the gist of it.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
So basically, you know your glovebox in my car in
your car? Yeah, I just thought it might be or
you seen a console, which is it? No, what's in
your glovebox?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Okay you have a console?

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Well, no, it's what's in your glove box.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
But we kind of know.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
It's just like what's in the little compartments in your car?

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay, So what's in your little compartments in car? Does
that include the boot because it's a little compartment of
my car.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
No, because the boot you'd have to park up and
hop out.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Jesus needs a lot of Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
I've got a compartment in my and my door as well,
and it doesn't include them because there's a lot.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Of stuff in there. The door well yeah, the door well,
I mean, is that part of it?

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Because he was just full of empty cheeseballs, packets and
iced coffees.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Because I'm feeling like you're going to need to redo
your sting here.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
I haven't even made this as a sting.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
It works. This is just a temporary about on your door. There.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Get that little thing beside the doorhandle where you can
put coins and stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Does that count?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
No?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
I think the way it's a little compartments, but not
that door thing. Let's just see those titles is getting
longer and longer.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Can I just say on that front by the way, mogi,
because I've got my center console and then I've got
another little thing behind my you lift the lid.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Up, that's part of it. That's where i put my
coins in. So I think I'm rested.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Little things hang on keys. You're right, because there's a
lot to think about.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
It's got to be it's got to be factually correcting.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Not boot not okay, door well, no, I prefer not.
I prefer not. Well.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
I think we would make it like a sort of
blanket rule that you have to open something in order
to play.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
You see my my senate console is already open. Do
you leave it open?

Speaker 7 (06:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (06:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
What about that a little bit in front of the
stick shift there there's always a little place.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, because that's mine, has a little flap on it. Flap.
I'll tell you what I've also got. I don't know
if you guys got this a little a little.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Well above above my mirror here, sunglass here for your sunglass?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Ye, what do you got in there? Sunny? Does that count? Well? No,
because everyone's just got sunny, so it.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Doesn't get down. Even though they opened and closes, it
doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
So, but what what I mean in terms of what
you've been describing that would seem to me to be
the epitome of what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
What the open and a little compartment?

Speaker 5 (07:10):
I know, but I don't want everyone to call up
and go, oh, and by the way, I've also got
Sunny's in the sunglass compartment.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Can I make a suggestion here, fellows, please, we just
worked through this a little bit more.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Comeback justin I just want to make sure we've got
the sting right. So it could but you initially started
with watching your glovebox. We're going to change it to
what's in your glove box, your arm risk you're send
the console, not your boot, your door well or your
sunglasses whole.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
See, it's it's starting to starting to lose a bit
of that. Yeah, yeah, because.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
It's going to be catchy keasy. And what about what's
in your car?

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Nah, because it's not just what's in your car one
of the specific stuff you keep in your little compartments.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
We could make it just what's in your glovebox.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
The hold actually Big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days and four on Radio Hodache.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
You two there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
The time for twenty four fellas of just trying to
sort of get a new radio competition off the Yes,
I think it's got legs. Is it a competition? And
it'll be a competition, Okay if you've just joined us,
it's basically what's in your glovebox?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
On the give or take? Well, I think we stick
with that name What's in your Glovebox? Well, I'm going
to disagree with you there.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
We've had a fantastic text come through on three four
eight who suggested, no, just three four eight, we've changed
the number, and that suggested that we go with what's
on the glove Box with Me Kesey And I've got
a time, and I've got to say we've got to
stay on brand. Yes, people people like to sit with

(08:45):
things that they understand. Kezy, So what's on the glove
box with me Keyzy?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
But all the box? Yeah, that is a big tech
for hoy J.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
But that doesn't make it's like what's on the dinner
with Me Kezy? That doesn't make sense either.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Well, we can't religate that that's locked and loads.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Okay, So if I if I agree to call this
what's on the glove box with me?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Kesy? Yes, will you guys just be with me and
just hear me out? Sure?

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Man, Because the reason I think this idea has got
legs is because everyone has a car, right, and everyone's
car has a glove box, that's true, and people keep
all sorts of great stuff and their interesting stuff.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Well we should do like what's on the tires with me, keasy,
because then every cow has got four tires.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
And the last thing, and the last thing that Moggie
and I want to do is stifle your wacky ideas
in your creativity.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, man, I mean it's we're a team here, and
every idea, you know, it has its mirror, it does,
thanks guys. All right.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
So so for example, I might go, oh, Mike, you've
got a Tita, what's in this? And Tita hatchback, Oh, yes,
what's in your glovebox?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
I don't keep anything in there, because Kezy the Tea
is the most stolen vehicle in the country. You think
I'm leaving anything in the glove box, It's going to
disappear overnight. Brother, So no, I've got literally nothing in there.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Right, So in this case, obviously it wouldn't work because that's.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
That's no good. That's what I call ship radio. Yeah, yeah,
that I mean that was a terrible bit of radio
right there.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Hey Jace, Yes, Mike is an exception though. So for example,
so you're a caller, Jase, you've called up, Oh hello,
what have you got in your glove box?

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Let me have a look there, I'll see what's on
my glovebox? Click? Oh she's empty.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
I've got nothing in my glove box either, She's totally
and that's the true story.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
And my door, well, we're not playing what's in your door?

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Well, she's ball wrappers and Nippy's ice chocolate containers in
my glovebox.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Nada zip zero.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Oh that's weird. What about in your center console?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
No, we're not playing what's on your glovebox?

Speaker 4 (10:56):
All right?

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Okay, well how about let's go to the lines here
and just see Braiden are you there?

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Man?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Get a get a braid man, Bassett house life, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (11:08):
Chevy, how's a go?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Good?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hey, Brad, what do you do for a crust man?

Speaker 8 (11:13):
I'm a park ranger.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Wow, yeah, Braiden, have.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
You got any contributions you'd like to make towards the
sigmund men?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to ask him.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Hang on a minute, mate, Sorry, you've got to You've
got to say what what's on the glove box with me?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Kezy?

Speaker 5 (11:29):
You know, we will get to we'll get to that.
I think Braiden's got some great ideas.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
So I drive okay, legion, yeah, legend.

Speaker 8 (11:40):
And you know how there's that like one box above
the dash, Yeah, the sunglasses holder? Yes, yeah, yeah, in there,
I've got the sunglass.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah no, no, no, this is the same way.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
I didn't want to include the sunglasses because of course
you do.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
How hand is that? Yeah? Pretty? And what kind of
sunnings are they?

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (12:02):
They are blocked protect your eyes from the light.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
No, but like the brand on the oh, they're t
Moose sunglasses. So why don't we change the name to
what's on the sunglasses with me?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Keazy? Right?

Speaker 5 (12:14):
So people ring up and then they tell us what
kind of what's sunglasses?

Speaker 8 (12:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, I think I look at that.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
I'll have more traction, especially in the summer. Yeah, totally, man,
Befrothen hey, but again, Keezy, nice work man, nice work.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
The Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in four on Radio.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
A hole there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon, the time four thirty seven.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
Feel as we've teamed up with PGG Wrightson for the
Big Show, Big Yarn. It's to celebrate the hard working
farmers that keep this country going. Like for example, you guys,
you have a million yarns about being on the farm there.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Right, bloody aids, my bloody aids. I'm a mad farmer.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
You didn't want to share any or not right, I
don't want to stage, but we're about to come on
exactly like if we start ripping onto our farm and
y has and then you get some poor bastard on
the phone line there with his shocker.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah the surprise, Yeah right, fair enough.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
It's like when you're doing a stand up gig, you know,
and something goes on before you and kills.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, and then you have to go on and die
on your ass.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Basically, you get your phone out, you tick Bogy, stop
cracking up at your own joke.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Get your phone out.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Ticks PGG to three four eight three. We'll send you
he will send you a link to g G g
G to three four eight three send the three. We'll
hit you with a link. Follow the instructions, tell us
your yarn and we could be calling you with a
PGG writes and price pack and one hundred bucks cash.
All right, we've got Rory on the line. Rory did

(13:50):
exactly that? Get I Rory again? Yeah, bloody get his gold.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
He sounds like a farmer, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yeah, that's out the back, just having a go, just
sharing one of the bloody easy dad's all over the
bloody place.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Bloody yeah, bloody disgusting thing. It was ramming away. But anyway,
what's your story Rory?

Speaker 8 (14:13):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (14:13):
Well mate, So growing up I was never really a farmer.
I've kind of gone into it now.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:17):
But we were down an old white kerry. I was
about ten years old. Down south. We're at a mate
farm man. So yeah, they decided to be a bit
generous and chucky on the farm. Mode work for a
little spin. Yeah, coming from the mighty topol, I had
never ridden anything with an engine on it. But you know,
I thought I was going to be the man. I
thought I thought I'd shine with this A hop on

(14:40):
they say, take it easy to give a little twist
on the toddle. First I thought of the left side,
so that's the wrong one, shit start. And then I
three before they even finished the bloody sentence, I twisted
toddle like I was keysying a brothel, shot off like
a rocket and went bang straight through the fence, didn't turn,
didn't break one big bloody hole in the fence. In

(15:02):
since then, I've never jumped Rory.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Did it hurt Dad?

Speaker 7 (15:06):
Ten years old? You think I can remember?

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Great?

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeh?

Speaker 5 (15:10):
And Rory, I mean there are a few bits and
pieces you could have left out there, but a congrats
meate you've got the hunterbucks cash and you got yourself
a PGG rights and price pack as well.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Man Jeers appreciate it. About that? Helly know about that?

Speaker 5 (15:22):
About what you and that that brothel there, Mogi PGG
rights and make rural living easy, sort your farm pits
and Christmas online. It's stored dot PGG rights and dot
co Dottie and Ze.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
That's true. They do.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, they're very good, do you seem Jason pardon PGG rights?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
What about the new zum Oh yeah, hell yeah. When
I was farming, I did Buddy Oats. Do you want
to throw to this song? Here is this Eddie Vedder
Hard Sun.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Tune in on Radio John bon Jovi The on the
Radio Hodaki Big Show this Monday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
The time is exactly ten to five. Let's talk TV.
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Last night I watched the documentary on Netflix called This
Is Eddie and it's about Edie Murphy. Eddie Murph, Eddie Murphy,
the comedian and actor and singer, bloody good it is.
He's one of my favorites growing up, and he's an
absolute weapon. You've got to say, doesn't drink because I've
never drunk a drop in his life, which is probably
why he still looks thirty at the ripe old age

(16:43):
of sixty five. Didn't smoke any weed, has never done
any drugs smoked, has first joined at thirty.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Wow, that's impressive. Yeah and yeah he's done some bloody
made and stuff.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Absolutely worth the watch if you haven't if you haven't
seen it already, Like immense success.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
He was the biggest star on the planet.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
He was demand for a long time.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
So like when I was coming up, Doctor Doolittle and
the Nutty Professor and stuff were.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Like, well that's and that's twenty years after his success.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
But like he was going.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
If there was a funny movie, it was an Eddie
Murphy movie totally. And so for him to be that
big of a star and to not have had any
alcohol or know and not had any buggrups either, Yeah,
and that's.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Happened.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Didn't get addicted to anything, didn't have any big divorces,
didn't have any you know, any just just just like
and he's just a really funny, nice level dude.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
But the issue with that is the documentary.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
Like you watch the Charlie Sheen documentary, Oh yeah, and
it's like really interesting, this.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Guy just off the rails absolutely well, this is you
know what you can say what you like about Charlie Sheen.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
He doesn't have the career that Eddie Murphy has had.

Speaker 7 (17:48):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
So his career is in drug taking, where he has
had incredible relationships with so many different people, made so
much of him stuff. So that's where the interesting stuff
lies with him, just how yeah, whereas with Charlie, so
his career stopp being interested in nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
They had what was it too?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
But four four bus out of five on your Netflix
there that is this is Eddie the Eddie movie documentary
Where you Go.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
I watched a movie yesterday afternoon with my wife that
called Train Dreams with the Great and I'm a big
fan of.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Digitan. You're a big fan. I am a big fan Igitan.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Noel Egerton and and William H.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Macy. William H.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Macy, Yeah, who's great in it as well? A really beautiful,
simple film. There's not a lot of dialogue in it,
and it's essentially a.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Lot well it is a love story between between him
a man and another and a woman. Wow.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
But there's it's just so simple be told and it
allows the audience to just it's one of those ones
you have to actually settle down into and it's just
beautifully done. And it's incredibly sad too. It's very you
get emotionally involved in it. One of the best movies
I've seen in quite some time. I would say, what

(19:19):
was it called?

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Again?

Speaker 4 (19:20):
It was called Train Dreams? Train Dreams, And I'll give
it four point seven busies.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Here he is just because of its subtlety and it's beauty,
and it's beautifully shop and there's some lovely performances and
it's all very subtle and it's all very quiet.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I love the Big Show. Yeah wow, Yeah. Is it cinema?

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (19:40):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
It's cinema absolute Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
It just doesn't overtell the story. It's just done very
simply right, and there's a narration throughout it. And often
narrations can annoy me, it didn't in this case.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
What what did you watch that on Netflix? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Right, okay, dot com dot Fallen filip before Netflix, dot com,
I watched the Www.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
I watched the TV show last night called Amazing Hotels
Life Beyond the Lobby, and it's on it's on TV
and ZRE. But it's good jays because you basically, these
are the best hotels in the world in different countries,
and they just go to it and show you what
it's like and how it all runs behind the scenes,
and then they tell you that it's two thousand pounds
a night to stay there.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Yeah, so you never get to stay there. No, but
it's just cool. You're living curiously through that.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
You never stayed there unless Boys Trip wants to send
us to you know.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah, whatever happened, never say never. Yeah right, okay, you
know what I mean. But it's on TVNZ and I
give it three point eight buses out of five. Okay,
pretty good across the board today. So yours game last? Yeah,
well that is just a show about hotels. Is Jimmy Eat.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Wild the Hiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in on Radio Hoky.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Jimmy Eat World. There on the radio. Holdankey big show
this Monday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
The time is four fifty seven now coming up after five,
Old Mogi gives us the goss on the big night
for actors and directors.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
A like out there, Mogi, you're gonna give us the
inside goss of what went down.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
At the Film Awards, the New Zealand Screen Awards Fellows.
For God's sake, I'm right, and it was a night
of yeah really the stars came out to me.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yes. Red carpet, Yeah, the red carpet.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
There was a red carpet. So yeah, we'll be talking
about all of that after five.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Also, we'll be announcing the two winners, the two final
teams who are going to be joining us for the
Kiwi Pong World Championship there are only two spots left.
Will be giving them a call after five o'clock.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Yes, also, after twenty eight years living in my residence,
my wife has had a revelation and it shocked me.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Oh god.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
The hold actually Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four radio Hold.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
I here, welcome back to your massive bagbones. Hope you're
getting through your Monday afternoon tickety boo. The time is
five past five o'clock and you're listening to the Big
Show brought to you by Regburg.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
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Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah, so good. They are good.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Did you guys have any I had some over the weekend.
I was going to say to five because you had
a big Friday.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
I did have a big Friday there, And do you
put the order in with the Mississinia and now I
made of mine was staying with me out from Dunedin
and he'd never had it before and he started started
eating the chips here, Jesus, chips are good. Wow, bloody
and the bloody So it was a great It was
a great success. Yes, bloody, and I had my first
ever a chicken burger from there. I can't remember what

(22:50):
it was called Sadley Fellers, but it was bloody good, yes,
bloody good eating.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah. Never been disappointed? Isn't that great? It's really I
mean I have in my life, yeah, but not not.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Yeah, that's the thing about rebaty you'll never be disappointed
when you order it.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Well, I don't know if we could just say that
as a blanket statement. Yeah I can no, But but Jason,
thing is we're on the radio and you get in
trouble because you've just said that as a blanket statement,
and now someone might like say, Heaven forbid and.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
You can take that to the bank.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
You thank you, Magan, But let's just say by some
mistake and put your house on it.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
No, I get what you're saying, but we're responsibly. Yeah,
what if all right, judish human eraror I.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Don't do what if it's keezy you need to do
guaranteed that's a dead serit.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
But what if judish human error they actually give the
wrong order to someone and then they'll be initially disappointed,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Well, this is a thing. Even if they did that,
you'd still love what you got.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Because you can't lose key. This is a thing, right,
It's a sure thing.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
They'd be such a negative nelly Keezy, come on.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
Man, sorry, fellas, I just wanted to cover our asses there.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh tune, turn it up, Rage against the Machine.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hold Itching radio Head.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
There on the radio, Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
But right now it's time for the red carpet with
old moogie fellas.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
I went to the twenty twenty five New Zealand Screen Awards.
How good on Friday night. I'd love to go to
something like that, right you, Jase. I've got a talent
management company, Yes, Frank Management. So we took the team
along there. Beautiful bloody evening. It was, yeah, sunny, beautiful outside.
I will wear a suit. Yeah, actually I've had it

(24:49):
for almost twenty years. It was the first suit that
I bought. I was going to get another one for
this one, Keezy, but I thought no, no. In fact,
my wife's why don't you wear that one? You look
amazing in that one. I said, you're right, I do,
I do right? My wife wore a yellow dress made
it a sort of a meshy metal sort of a
number bloody heavy bars that it was like it was

(25:11):
like like chain mail. That's right, looked bloody beautiful. Anyway,
we got there and the stairs were out.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, once I've had a few drinks, you know. Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
So there was you could get in there through the
red carpital and there was a side you go down
red carpet that meant everybody could get their photos taken.
So we skipped that and we went straight to it,
straight to the bar. Oh yeah, good, good thinking, straight
to the bar, and I started off with a few beers.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Yeah. Nice. Well it was a hot from recollection. It
was very very yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Right, so I had four beers and my wife had
a glass of bubbles. Oh yeah, class responsibly, responsibly, that's right.
Then we moved through so after a while, you know,
about ten minutes, finish the beers off, and then went
through to our table.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Now that was all seated in there.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Yes, the meal, your entree, your maine and dessert as well,
and and table service for your booze. There.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I went with a gimlet gravels from the Hawk's Bay.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
There was a siar oh yeah, very nice, very nice,
absolutely beautiful. And then sitting on the table they're waiting
for us was the entree, which was a citrus cured
salmon with herb.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Cream fresh that is absolutely.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Finished off with crisp capers and thinly sliced rad It's
just for a bit of balance and text.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
But it sounds great. Yes, I just was there anyone
like I want to I want the thought in the goss.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yes, here's the thing, here's the thing. Next up, I
had a oh yeah, lovely out of Nelson.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Very crisp. They do a good shot.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
They do not as buttery, yes, a little bit crisper,
but very fresh, exactly what I needed to clean a
palette just before I started cracking into the main, which
was a sad tune with soy ginger glade.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Oh god, this is beautiful.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
After this, for a few darts, yes, out there, but
you saw some famous people out there.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
And while I was out there, I did actually CAZy.
I saw a waiter and I ordered myself a NEGRONI
oh yeah. And then as he was walking away as
he'd make it too hop Mogi's feeling good. Yeah yeah.
I got back into my table there and lo and behold,
I did it, kezy. I saw a famous mint julip

(27:35):
sitting waiting for me on my table. My wife thought
I might like one of those.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Lovely. She was right, she was right. What is that
like a dessert? No, it's a drink.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Oh yes, it is a drinks. Drink, bloody beautiful. If
you do not have one before Heaven, you simply must.
By this stage, thing started to get a little bit hazy,
if I'm honest.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, people won awards, lost awards. They were on the
top of ward.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
If you go it, you know more about it than me.
I was busy, sort of chit chatting. Then I managed
to work my way through and a spirit so martini,
a couple of Moscow mules, and a vog and cranberry
responsibly obviously.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, but j Z, they turned it all on for you.
Many sounds beautify.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Can I just say when I asked for the tuna,
because I had a tuna no longer it was overdone?

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Was it beautifully cooked?

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Well? It was, And I think the secret was I
finished it with the toasted sesame season a drizzle of
the old ponzou there, and then of course we went home.
We had some took some many lemon and almond cakes
with us, so with the dop of vanilla vanilla MESCAPONI
I think it was it was a spoonful of the
seasonal fruit compotent.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah. Yeah, so that was it was pretty good. Pretty good,
great evening, mate, Great did you.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
See did you see anyone famous? Did any gossip happen
at all?

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Or was it just um well, a lot of people
were sort of bagging the Hawk's bay pin.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yeah, which is hard because I think I've heard it's.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Quite talking a lot of shit about that while they're
railing up in the old paraplegic toilets here.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
Yeah right, Yeah, to be honest, it wasn't the It
wasn't the guss I thought i'd get, but yeah, I
feel like I was there though.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, then you should come next to you. I got
your job as a waiter.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four on.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Radio the Rolling Stones.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
The time is five twenty nine.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Feels something happened to me on set today and it
was awful and I need some reassurance from you, as
you know, I'm filming a secret show at the moment
script project. Yeah, Lady Chatterley's lover. But that's by the bye.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
When something happened on set today which has never happened
to me before, and I'm getting quite paranoid about it.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
You know when when something happened to was fine at moment,
and then as the sort of time goes on, you
think about it more and more and go, oh my god,
actually that could turn out really bad. Yeah, well, I'm
a massive overthinker.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
This is what happened.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
I was filming and basically I shoulder barged a young
crew member on set, a young lady.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
As it turns out, So.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
You physically assaulted a young woman.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
No, I didn't physically ate the cameras rolling, No, they
weren't rolling at that point.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Now, in my defense, can I explain what turn or something?

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Yeah, what actually happened was I was outside and as
you can see outside at the moment, it's a beautiful
sunny day, right, And then they said, mister Hoyt, sir.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
You're wanted on set.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
They say, sir, yes, Well that's part of the thing
that when people address me when I'm in an agreement. Yeah,
part of the agreement, could you come on set, sir.
So I was outside in the bright sunlight, and I
walk in and it's a very very dark warehouse and
for about ten or so meters when you're walking in there,
you actually can't see what you're where you're going, or

(31:09):
anything like that.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
It's dangerous.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
And as I was doing that, I accidentally shoulder barged
the young lady and she sort of pretty much toppled
over and I.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Was like, oh my god, well that sounds like you're
stretching it a little bit because I can't see use
shoulder badge in anyone in them top lean over.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Well, I know, but you know, she was probably smaller
than me, right, And I was walking at a pace
because I love to get on set and I love
to get filming. And then it was like, oh, that's fine,
and I said I'm so sorry. I couldn't bloody see
where the hell I was going. And she said, oh, no, no,
that's fine, that's fine. And then I sort of left.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
After filming to that, and I was driving home and
I was going, that was really bad.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
I mean, what if what if it gets out that
old hoody jays and on set bully, because you know,
you hear about actors like that who have tantrums at
the crew, who throw stuff. I mean, what if it
gets out that old hardy j it becomes folk law.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
You know that. I was that.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
I once shoulder barged a female crew member almost to
the ground. I don't think it becomes folklore. I think
it more becomes evidence, you know, in a.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Cord of law.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Yeah, folk law, court of law, cord of law. So
your charges are brought, you're in the dock. People are
listing off all of the things that you've done, a
long list. You've been in the business for a long time. O.
People start coming forward, that's right.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Well you were saying it that bloody red carpet the
other night. People were bloody bleeding about me all night.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Well, yeah, I know what the secret project is you're on.
And I was talking to the other people that are
on that show, and let me tell you, they were
in tears really with stories about what you get up
to on that set. Well, they said, and I quote
shocking burst.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Wow they said that.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Yeah, but it was just one of those things. Genuinely,
I was blinded by the light. I went into the
darkness and did, and I went, oh my god.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
The problem is what you're doing here is you're now
telling your side of the story.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Well, I just want people to know now your story.
Yeah that's what happened.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Well, look, she probably would have been bloody stoked to
come into contact with a fantastic, world class actor.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
That's fair. Sadly it was you.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Midnight Oil there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Hey you feel is this coming weekends? This weekend?

Speaker 5 (33:34):
Yes, the twenty ninth is the world series of Kiwi
Pong thanks to so Beer, which are delicious gummies you
take after a night out to wake up fresh the
next day.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah, that's what you needed on Friday Night Magie.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Well yeah, I could have done with it, to be
honest with you, man, I could have done with a
lot of them.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
And you two on Saturday Night Keysy, all right, I.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Haven't seen any of them around the office. I've got
any giveaways for us?

Speaker 5 (33:55):
I don't know, man, okay, man, But the good news
is this today at Sweatshot Brew Kitchen is the Kiwi
Pong World Series. I'm going to be competing in that
world series along with Mania Stewart. Our team name is
Pong Jovi, Yeah, famously, because we both really like bon Jovi.
The event is one hundred percent sold out. In terms

(34:17):
of spots for teams, we've got the last two team
spots available.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yes, and we have to do a draw out of
the as.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
You can see, fellas, we've got four potential winners on
the screen, so you just have to pick one.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Of the two. Do you want me just to do
a lucky dip? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (34:32):
Do it?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Man?

Speaker 5 (34:33):
All right, let's go for this, FeelA. Hello, are you there?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yes? Hi? Is that Luke? Gooday? Luke? How are you going? Yeah?
Pretty good man? Pretty good? Yeah? Good on you, Luke,
your massive backbone. What do you do for a crust? Mate?

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Sparky bl bloody hell hey Loo, good news is mate.
Your team is officially in for the World Series of
ky Pong this weekend.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
What's the name of your team, Luke? The Forum of Fury.
I like it.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Yeah, it's a great team name. All right, Luke, I
will see you this coming Saturday.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
You going down? Yeah? Yeah? Okay.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Matinee was a good one taking the pets, all right.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Do you want me to go to line one, three
or four. I'll go one. All right, here we go, Dan?
You there man? Yeah, mate, here you going. You're good?

Speaker 8 (35:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (35:34):
Not bad?

Speaker 7 (35:34):
Brother?

Speaker 8 (35:34):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah? Good as gold? But he sounds like he'd be
really good. What right? Just from his voice? Yeah, I
can tell he's a really coordinated bastard. Really, Hey, Dan,
what do you do for a crust man?

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Man, I'm a high school teacher.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Good on you, Dan, Hey, good news this man. You've
begged the last spot for the Kiwi Pong World Series.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
You were joking? Good mate? Yeah. What's your team name?

Speaker 8 (36:04):
Double D Cups?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah? Nice man, that's good ship.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
All right, Dan, Well, grab your teammate, man, chuck some
costumes on, and I'll see your set that you're going down, brother?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Oh you bloody beauty. Cheers, guys, that's good. Couple of
they chats on the set. D Is it keasy? The set?

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Do?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
I believe it is?

Speaker 5 (36:23):
And the prize the grand prize is ten thousand.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
And six dollars? Is there a grand prize? That's the
grand prize? The prize before that? Is there a runner
up prize? Just the pro one thousand and five back?
Just no it's not I might show up for that.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
Actually, really, you're going to show up to a hadarky
event on a weekend? No, just kidding, Hey, big shot though?

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Making it all possible? Can it? To take those suckers down?

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Man?

Speaker 1 (36:47):
It's gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah, The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in four on Radio.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Pil Jim there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
This it's Monday evening now plenty coming up after six o'clock,
a bit of sports chat fellows, A lot going on
over the weekend. Also, apparently the Breakfast Show have laid
down the challenge with the golf tourney on Wednesday, so
we'll be hearing from those fellows.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Yeah, they've basically proposed a sort of punishment if we lose,
and having been here before and having lost, I don't
know whether we should accept it. I haven't heard what
it is, so I'll be curious. But I also will
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Speaker 2 (37:37):
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Speaker 3 (38:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
Well yeah, as over the brig is yeah, well have
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Speaker 1 (38:25):
The fries is pretty good?

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (38:28):
Yeah, that'll be quite yet.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
There are ye are they fries or chips?

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Hmmm?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Fries or chips? What's the difference? Just the title?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
I think the fry is a thinner.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yeah, isn't the string? That's a string? Yeah, so you'd
have to go the chips mate? Yeah? Yeah, and then right,
yes we do? Should we google that?

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Could? Well?

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Now, I just want to have a lot because I
want to be sure you see what I mean? Fries
or they have loaded fries. It doesn't say anything about
chips fries. Okay, so we can't call them chips anymore.
You've been saying chips for ages, Jason.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Right, Okay, Well I'm kind of have old school on
that front, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
One you've said something a certain way your whole life,
and you're not about to change now.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Yeah, pretty much, pretty much. They must get you in
a hell of a lot of trouble. It does sometimes.
Do you like the Food Fighters? Man? Is it that
one of theirs that I like that I played as
a rubb at that time?

Speaker 2 (39:31):
The Hidarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
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Speaker 1 (39:36):
Radio the offspring there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
This Monday afternoon, let's have some sport chats? How God, Yes,

(40:01):
how good? Friday afternoon. I was filming all day in
a sweaty little box and it was full on. Got home,
cracked open a cold zero.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Tend on the Tally Linebacker the Couch, the Ashes Australia
versus England in Australia.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
It just started as well. I was actually just getting
to the start. I got to the second session on
the first day. So good. I love it.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Because I've gone off cricket of blake, but the ashes
in Australia nothing better than my mind.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Absolutely, just so good. I had a pretty spectacular hand. Well,
you know, bad enough. I don't want to get off
the couch, so I just spent the day watching cricket.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah, it was a bloody ripper.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
And so when you're doing that, because you guys obviously
very passionate Test cricket fan, do you just you don't
just sit there and watch the cricket, right, you do
other stuff too, Yes.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
I do. I wander in and out sort of doing things.
What an extraordinary match it was all over in two days.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
The bowler is totally dominating, stuck ripping the crap.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Out of the English, and then the English with their.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Five prong pace attack ripping the rs out of the
old Australians.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
There.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
So England had a surprising lead in the first innings,
got to over two hundred lead in the second innings
and then deduce Travis Head who came in to replace
Kowaja who was injured, just smacked the crap out of
them and won.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Them the Test match.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
It was extraordinary stuff, right, Well, we were watching it
on day one and England scored one hundred and seventy two.
And as we're watching the fall of wickets and sort
of clumps here and there, we did say to each
other and made of mine and myself there this is
all well and good. But then Australia has to go
on them back. Yes, And sure enough they were all
out for one hundred and thirty two. So England had

(41:59):
a first means lead of forty. England go back and
gett one hundred and sixty four. So it was a
leader of it of two hundred odd. Yes, and you think, well,
actually that's not too bad given what you've seen so far.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
They had a chance.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
But then Trevis he comes out and hits the sixty
nine ball ten and she's all over.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yeah, totally. And he was only out there because Kowaja
was injured. Yes, and he went, oh, pick me, pick me.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
I got to say, of all the Australians, I don't
mind a bit of Travis Head.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
He's a bit of a character.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
There's a few too many of those in that Australia
team now who I don't hate, and I don't.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Like it, Yes, no, I don't like it either. Then,
of course the rugby on Sunday morning.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
The All Blacks. Yes, did any of us care?

Speaker 3 (42:38):
I mean, I kid enough to watch it, certainly, you
just I'm still looking for the improvements and stuff. It
was another dire game from my point of view. The
last twenty were pretty good. But to me, it's just yeah,
I don't know. I just don't know it was going on.
It's more lateral movement. You know, there used to be
a thing in rugby and it doesn't seem to happen anymore.
It certainly wasn't in that game where you'd use your
forwards to just smash up the middle. Yes, and then

(43:00):
that's when you would find the space on the outside.
But yet sort of go one out, gain momentum, quick
rack ball, dragging the affords to create space on the outside.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
I have not seen that at all.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yes, it seems to be a couple of rucks slow
as how, then try and pass it way, but just
run laterally and then hope for the best.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
It's been The peculiar thing MOGI for me is the
back line. You know, I know, I take your point
about the Fords. It is totally lateral. There's no one
heading the line. It's just scooping it from me one.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Right when you hit straight lines, you dragon defenders, which,
of course, I mean, I don't know anything about.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
It obviously, Jase. So I feel like I'm on like
Deecer on sport or something. Yeah, Yeah, it's good chat,
It's good a Ellison, Hey Fellers. The UFC fight was on.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
There was a UFC fight on over the weekend, a
couple of good fights Muhammad versus Ian Gary. Muhammad was
previously a champion a couple of fights ago, and he
just got his beans again against Ian. Gary has probably
gon title fight coming up, and the main event was
Dan Hooker, New Zealand's own Dan Hooker, Yes, fighting Arman Serukian,

(44:09):
who's the number one contender in the lightweight About Dan
Hooker's called him out, Dan's seventh Dan hasn't hiding fought
for about eighteen months, and I think I don't think
he'd mind me saying this. He got his beans, got
choked out in the second round, and he's got his
face rearranged, got a good, pretty solid knee in the head.
There's all sorts of swelling going on. So it was

(44:30):
a bloody shame. But you didn't have the feeling that
he was going to go. He didn't look like himself
at all. But I don't think you can take that
long off he's been. He's had a lot of trouble
with injuries and all that sort of stuff, so he's
a backbone anyway. He said he's going to fight on.
He said he's got no chance of getting the title anymore.
But what he wants to do is go out and
ruin everybody else's opportunities of getting the title, because if
he can't have what he wants, then why should anybody

(44:51):
else have what they want? So he's just going to
go over here and smack other people over heavy days sat.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
That was quite a constructive sports chair.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
It was way too I was waiting for a chance
to jump in and like say my wife or something
like that, but nothing happening.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah, no, it was just too good.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
The whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
See there on the radio Hold Archy Big Show this
Monday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
And I tell you what, there's been a bit of
golf chat.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
But boys, it's been over two weeks now since Hordy
Jay's had a swing and so I'm a little bit
nervous about the game on Wednesday. It could go either
one of two ways after a break like that, I
could come back and play very well, or I could
be appallingly I mean, I'll always be appallingly bad.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
It's just how appallingly bad I'm going to be. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
There's the two options day to day as opposed to
after two weeks.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
But it's just the level of badness I'm talking about.
I may come back and be refreshed.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Oh you know, I may have got to the book
because I was praying so often that I was a
little jaded, and I was getting a bit loose and
you know, reinforcing my bad habits. If I come back
after a break, I'll actually play a bit better.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
My money is on you playing way better. Okay, that's
the way you guys have support of each other. My
money has only been worse. Yes, because you haven't played
for two weeks, and you normally play a couple of
times a week, so I thought would be you'll be wor.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
But traditionally with golf, as you said, you have been
getting what you like. You play right for the first time.
Remember the very first time we played. Yes, your return
you played awesome, and I was like, holy shit, you
haven't played that well since And that was just you
returning fresh and not even trying and expecting nothing. And
so soon as you start going how you're gonna start
paying golf, that's when you start playing bad.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Right, Yeah, I think you'll play really well. I think
I'm gonna play terrible. That's what I'd agree with that. Ah.
I thought you'd kind of back me up on that,
and no, I am backing you up on it. I
think you'll play terrible.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I'm supporting you and
your thoughts there, keasy.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
Yeah, right, Well, the Bricky Fellers have actually sent something
through for us apparently, should we ever listen to it.

Speaker 9 (46:57):
It's at steak and what's the format going to be.
I'm happy for them to pick the format because you.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Know they're going to wende about it until they get
their own way.

Speaker 9 (47:04):
And also I feel like we and the team that
we've put together can beat them at any format. What
I want to know, though, is what's at stake. I
would like I would like to put two different options up.
One is we run the penalty back from the last competition.
That we did, so loser has to do the winner's
show on the last day of the year, thereby extending
our holiday by an extra day, so the Friday, the nineteenth,

(47:29):
I was not December, Yes, and I like this. This
is high stake because I was shaking your head out
in the studio. But she's probably going to get roped
into helping whichever.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Anyway, but I'm loving this minion. It's pretty high stage.

Speaker 9 (47:41):
The other one that I don't know that they're going
to accept, but would be a financial one.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
So a donation to November yep, out of our own pockets.
So definitely not going to but there is no way
that you imagine reaching it. There's no way.

Speaker 9 (47:54):
Okay, so corse pockets. Let's see what they reckon about
format and penalty. How do you feel about that?

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Well, it's got nothing to do with me, I know.
But you also have to work there if we were
to lose.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
But I wouldn't, yeah, because I can't influence the result
one way or the other. So I'm not going to
suffer because you guys are terrible.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
And Jay's doing breaking as it would be.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Yeah, should we just make it a financial donations? You've
got you've got your game of two halves money. I
don't are your rich is man, you've got your property portfolio.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
All right, Well, it's good.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
This is concerned, I've got to say, because it's got
to be something. They're challenging you here, and are you
two coward's going to say?

Speaker 1 (48:35):
No, well, we have to think about it. Oh yeah, no,
we do have to think about it. We're very retired at.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
The moment because I guess the other thing is how
much is this financial donation?

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yeah, well twenty bucks and your beauty? Yeah, I can
donate twenty bucks happy. I mean, I'm happy to do that.
I'll do that anyway, all right, but I want to
watch you do it though. Yeah, that's right. I will
have a think about it and we'll respond to them tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
The hold I keep big Shit weekdays from four on radio.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Hodike ther Door's there on the radio ho Donkey Big
Show this Monday evening.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Let's give out some advice. Feels at gmail dot com.
Get in touch with the Fellers.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
It's a really email address. Meet Patti Nibs sixty nine
at gmail dot com. Get in touch one hundred percent anonymous,
and if we read out your question on the show.
You have a fifty dollar reburg about your Unless you've
already won one, We're on to you. This one comes
from Anonymous Feelers Gay Feelers. I have a lifelong friend
who has just got married. I don't think his wife

(49:39):
thinks very highly of me, and she always tries to fade,
slash push me out, but in a catty and overprotective way.
That is weird, kind of pissed off because he's known
her for about two years and I've known him for
like twenty six years, and we had some seriously great
memories together.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Do I just walk away or what do I actually do?

Speaker 5 (49:55):
I can't be bothered causing a fuss because I hate
relationship drama, and we prepare to just let it be.
Cheers Anonymous. It's a tough one, very common one, though,
isn't It's.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
We're talking about this kind of thing the other day,
won't we. Fellers.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
You know when a good mate of yours finds love,
oh yeah, you know, and then buggers off and abandons.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
All his mates.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (50:17):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (50:19):
It is a really different because you had your mate
who you were really close with, Moggie, and he got
into a relationship.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
You didn't see him for years.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Said that was in my teenage years. Better work from
people when they're old. I've also got another mate where
we had a you know.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
That sort of he does.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
I don't know what the guts is meant, but his
missus doesn't like me, right, okay, really unbelievable And so
at that point, and I understand it completely. It's easier
from a male point of view, just go. You know what, man,
it's easy if I just keept my missus happy. We'll
see you late, I'll see you, I'll see.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
You now and again. I'll stand.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
It's just not going to be as often as it
used to be. Man, We'll catch you later. So yeah,
that that friendship's over.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
Man, really you can forget that one, see, because I
was going to say, he's gonna choose here.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
No, no, but maybe you could have a yarn with
him about it. No, No, you see it because well
you can and you should and you did and I did.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
But it's just like, yeah, at the end of the day,
you know your your mate's always going to go back
to their lover.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
The thing about it is it was healthy bastards with
you as a mate, he's going to see you, what
as you're older now once a week, once every two weeks,
once a month, once every three months, once every six months.
He's lived with her every day. Yeah, he doesn't need
to keep you happy, He needs to keep her happy. Yeah,
he's just way to keep her happy, to just get
rid of you.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Unless they become lovers.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Yes, and if they can hook up with his missus
waiting to hang on, that will completely throw a cat
amongst the pigeons. Totally the pigeons. Pigeons, Yeah, in the house.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Jase, you were talking about hooking up with the guy.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
You're going to hook up with a guy. Well, that
would be good as well, Jason, Well, it can go
either way. You hook up with one of them.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
I don't know if you coming into the situation that's
already pretty dicey, and then you hooking.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Up with one of the guys is going to help well,
I mean you know that way, he'll want to spend
more time with you.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
Yes, Well, if you're there hooking up with his mate, totally, Yeah,
and she'll think you're cute.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Yeah, she will look at those two fellows making out
on the couch. There go. Who's that J? God, he's
going at it? Oh, there you go. That's good advice.
So are you all good?

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Over there?

Speaker 1 (52:31):
John J? Going too hard for you? Well, there you go,
Hope with white buttocks?

Speaker 7 (52:38):
Just what?

Speaker 5 (52:42):
Just what?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Just clenching?

Speaker 4 (52:45):
And then I was going to say something that which
I really I don't really do this, but you know,
I stopped myself.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Were you hoping that I just sort of cut it off?
We go to the No I thought I was. I
was hoping that you would come in with what my
white butdocks were doing.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
No, I don't want to be anywhere near your white buddocks,
but anonymous, I hope that helps, and we'll email back
with Hordy Jay's number and we can see that up
the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on radio.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Hold Ikey, there you go, your mad Barstards.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
That's their big show, done and dusted this Monday evening
and the podcast outtro today.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
We had a bit of chitter chat before the show did,
and we found us what's the clip the good.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Question this club? Is Mike doing an impression of Jason
comes out at seventh thirty tonight we've get your potties
from so I actually check it out.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
I ran into a couple of people that you work
with on your secret project on Friday night at the
Screen Awards and we're chatting about you. I said, I'll
do I'll do my Hoidy Jay impression if you like,
And they said, there you go on. I said, ask
me a question and they said, like, do you want
a coffee?

Speaker 5 (53:57):
You know it?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Oh my god, I don't say. Do I feelos Nah? Today?

Speaker 5 (54:08):
I reckon in the studio today. It's actually been pretty good. Yes,
you've done four no, like four proper ones, not for
like you're not you know doing Ah how good?

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Yeah, it's true though, it's true. Hey Mogi, Oh what's
the plane tonight?

Speaker 10 (54:27):
Man?

Speaker 1 (54:27):
I don't know. Actually I might watch something. Yeah, I
don't know. I'll go home and hopefully have a delicious
dinner train dreams.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Oh yeah, I don't know if I'm in the mood
for that.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Okay, yeah I might. I might need another night before
I do that.

Speaker 10 (54:42):
I think your wife would like that movie Keezy really, yeah,
there's something. There's some moments in it not too artzy.
Fartzy is no beautiful, all right, he keezy, What what
are you having for dinner? Man?

Speaker 1 (54:57):
My wife's got touched tonight. He is never home always
this last I can't recall her being home for dinner.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Do you know Keysy was telling me before you got
in today, Jase, that they only change the sheets once
a month because her side is pretty much unslept.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Yeah. I told you that in confidence. Mike. There was
off her chat.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
But basically the way it works, Jasons, I'll sleep for
a week on my side, then on her side, week
on my side again, and then on her side. Then
she'll come home for like a night, put fresh sheets on,
and then that's it.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
For a month. Right, okay, But what's the tea though?

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Lamb and halloomi flatbreads?

Speaker 1 (55:38):
No, I did it. This is the first time we've
ever had it. What are you having? I don't know? Actually?
Oh good? Which is never aburger? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:44):
Maybe some reburg some sneaky reburger on the way that
reminds me.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
But later