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November 25, 2025 11 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You high there or you podcast listeners.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Just want to put a little disclaimer at the front
of this podcast not suitable for children.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
There's a lot of buggery talk.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
There's a few topics touched on their buggery slavery, a
lot of interesting facts I think you'll find, but there
is probably just a little disclaim that needs to.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Be head for all you bastards loving the Big Show
podcast get Instagram. Raw dogg It for to Siver every
weekday on radio Raw Dog It Man. Do you like
raw dog in It? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I lost my watch fellas. I think I was moving
staff today and I think it's been knocked off. My
wrist really lost. Yeah, silvery one, you know the no
not like that.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Well actually that's so if you knock one thing, it
could slide off, would I think.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
It would have knocked off. They're more inclined to knock
off there with that and yeah right, yes, that's a bastard.
That was a gift from we have. So see here
we go, just go through the day hundreds maybe I
got through the day and what I was out and
about I got through down I said, I feel a

(01:19):
bit naked on my wrists.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Bastard's gone. Yeah, fuck fure.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
You go really great? Yeah, Michael, stop it, Jason, Yes,
are you sure?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
You're all g man?

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Came come on, absolute hor Come on, you've been a good,
good story.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
But you're finished shooting.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
You're finishing your secret project. Yes, still done now.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Actually like the Ellen DeGeneres of podcasting, because you're on
episonas that you're really nice, that you put on this facade,
but behind the scenes you're a bullying.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Is that her? Is that her reputation? She's got no
show anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I remember that, Remember that there was a controversy. She's
actually really horrible and stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
How did that make you feel? I'm all g man,
you respect that kind of behavior.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
It was weird for her to behave like that because
of course she was a stand up comedian and she
got a sitcom in the ninetieskezy huge sitcom. It was
called Alan, Yes huge, it was massive. And then she
insisted that a storyline, and rightly so, should be that
she was coming out as gay. Yes, so she was
coming out as gay in the real world and also

(02:38):
as the character on the TV show because nobody knew,
and instant cancelation, instant backlash from the public, instant cancelation
of that show, and she was in the wilderness for
about a decade before she got that talkback show. So
funny that she could go through all that and still
be a fucking bitch.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah, what does she doing?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Maybe during and resentment because she was being honest and
open about who she was and they went, we don't
want you.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yes, so she had a reason for being angry.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
But that would be about that. But then she has
huge success with the talk show. You think she'd be like.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh, they welcome me back as me, yes, And also
I'm gonna be nice to everyone becaucause I know what
it's like. It's horrible. You would think so for some people.
And I used to have my first ever manager in
radio was like this one.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I was an intern.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
He had a shit internship, and so his thing was
he wanted every intern to.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Be shin shurn ship a ship in shit. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah, and he was a prick. Right, they do that.
So I got school, wasn't it as well? You give
the third formers and what do you call those new entrants? Yeah,
third formers, but they call it something where you just
hammer them because the new kids at school.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, it's funny.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
You should talk about her being canceled. Because we were
watching the show last night, my wife and I, and
it was at a certain I was in the eighteen
eighties or something like that, and how homosexuals were discriminated
against and and all these people, and my wife and
I were reflecting about how much it's changed nineteen eighty,
you know, back in the god yeah dark you know,

(04:08):
and people thrown in prison, and you know, you're great
like Oscar Wild, etcetera. What about It's quite an extraordinary
thing to think about that you are a homosexual and
that you can't come out and say, hey, I'm gay.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Man, that's all g What about Alan Shearing?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Who Alan Shearing? Are you saying sharing?

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Alan Shearing?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Meaning? Yeah? Allen Turing? Yeah? Who's that?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
He tracks the Enigma code? Remember, played by Egg Benedict's
Cucumber Patch.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh yes?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
And then he was he came out and what happened
is his flat got robbed, and whilst telling the police
what happened, he had accidently admitted that he was living
there with his partner, who was a man, and then,
rather than solving the issue, they basically arrested him and
he was charged with.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Indecent public in decency or something like that.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
And then he had a year of being forcefully and
acted with estrogen chemical castration which made him grow breasts
and sterile.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
But there was also just because you were just charged
with being a.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but that was in the fifties.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
I'm trying to remember of the war. Yeah, the war.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
As soon as I said that, I was like, that's
not what he did. But he helped cut approximately two years.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Ago, that's right. Well yeah, yes, right, the.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on radio Hiarchy,
remember the Warchy Big Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
And then there was also what's the other thing that
was illegal? Anal you get, you get you go to
jail for the old bagger and that was illegal in
New Zealand up until around about nineteen eighty seven or something.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Yes, and being a gay, et cetera. New Zealand wasn't
ready businessman, well exactly what.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Do you do in your bed? And keyesy is able
to you mane efference to me, Thanks you, thank you.
I mean obviously what.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
You do is a little bit you know, it's weird.
I'll be honest, but I mean I don't illegal. I
wouldn't lock you out. Yeah, I mean, I mean I
ostracize you. It would almost be illegal.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I would have thought, but yeah, what I do in
my bedroom is currently illegal?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yes, what is it? I don't want it. You got animals.
I don't want to animals. I don't want to shame
you keysy, No anymore? I don't you. You do you
in the bedroom?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Man?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
I quite often do?

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, I bet you do your basic criminalize in nineteen
eighty six in New Zealand, what buggery homosexuality? It was
illegal to be gay in New Zealand in nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
How terrible to having to live your life like that
day and go because you.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Can't say that anymore? Was nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
There's never been anything wrong with it, and now society agrees.
And you're saying, Mike, terrible to live your life like that.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Listen to me.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
What I'm saying is how terrible to have to let
that the law says that who you are is not acceptable?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Correctly?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Who gives a shit? But the funny thing is, did
you know that? It's not funny? But I think it's
in the UK, but it is not. When do you
think owning a slave became illegal in the UK.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
In the UK, owning a slave, yeah, a sex slave
or slave.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Right, I guess a slave you might do whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, probably quite recent, i'd imagine.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
I think it was in two thousand and something, right,
so they like got rid of it, but there was
no law saying you couldn't own a slave. I'm pretty
sure I'm going to have to google it.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I'm gonna have to, and I've got it for you.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh, you've just reminded me of something I wanted to
do on the show.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Oh really, I have a six slave.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Being a horror of a mood.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
It's along those lines there, Magi.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Slavery became unenforceable on UK soil in seventeen seventy two.
Slave trade was abolished in eighteen o seven and in
most of the Empire in eighteen thirty three.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
It officially became illegal to own a slave in the
UK April sixth twenty ten with the passage of the
Anti Slavery Acts twenty ten, so it was outlawed, et cetera.
But it was never a law you couldn't own a
slave until twenty ten.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Wow, how fuck does that good? With that? I mean
buggery in terms of buggery? Is it? Is it just
any anal sex?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Or is looking at me directly? Any anal sex?

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Wall?

Speaker 3 (08:35):
How many auses do is that?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (08:37):
I see, I mean between male and female?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
No, I think it was sort of you know, saved
under the carpet if it was female male.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Right, Okay, define buggery.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
I'm going to get pinged by the bloody no, as
you should be.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Course.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Um, it doesn't say anything about it's just anal it's
just in general.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, yeah, so it's anything.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
So only one doing it is Yeah, why are you
trying to find a loophole?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Is doing technically buggery? God? It's a good word though,
don't you.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Think they replied to anyone? But it was the buggery one.
So of course in the United Kingdom, and you remember
this Jase under the Buggery Act of fifteen thirty three,
without a word of life fifteen thirty three worried about
the buggery and later the Offenses against the Person Act.
Buggery was to find theirs anal intercourse between a man
and a man or a man and a woman, but

(09:35):
so legally it covered any person, but in practice all
prosecutions were against men.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah, yes, because.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Well that's why I asked a question, because I was like,
is it only deemed buggery if it's between men?

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yes, but it must be buggery in general across the board,
but only enforced as it was regardless of perversion. Yes,
but between men.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Need to put a disclaimer on this one. I think
by children, it's it's fair factory. It's a factory. It's
fat factory of filth. We're working with.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Old Pugs is in there, working on the next Reburgers. Absolutely,
he's given a death and now he's he's spotted us
listening to him.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
He's gotten all sheepish. That's just I think he's washed
us here today. So it's gone all buffy. I'm not
talking about us sheepish. Got him? Feels like it should
be a Thursday or Friday? Fuck? Is you roll your eyes?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Actually texted my wife feels like it feels like today.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
It feels like we should be on holiday now.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh yeah, do you feel like feels feels soon? Mate? Yes?
One month. I'm all good because what have we got
going up? Can we go through that?

Speaker 4 (10:52):
We've got golf day tomorrowrely Cauncers really.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Great Chasing the Fox in three weeks time, on the twelfth,
and then that final week, which be pretty chill. Yeah,
so it's pretty chill from here on out.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Their final week will be pretty chill.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Oh yeah, yeah. December is going to be good, and
that's going to be Monday. That's right, December.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
It'll be so hot. Let's agree to record a little
disclaimer at the end of this, which will be at
the front of the pod.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, let's do it, all right.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
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