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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
get up even closer on.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Instagram, YouTube and TikTok for raw dogging for to seven
every wheek day.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I'm Radio Hurreck here.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Oh, get a your mad bastards, Hello, get a feels
there isn't this beautiful?
Speaker 5 (00:23):
We're sitting in wind Ross Farm golf course Farm.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Golf course, just looking at the people coming in on
the eighteenth field.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
It's very nice set up that blood here.
Speaker 6 (00:32):
It is lovely, very very pleasant, very wealthy area.
Speaker 7 (00:36):
Windross Farm, right next to the ard More Airport out
in Clevedon and Auckland.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh yes, is it?
Speaker 7 (00:41):
It's where all the yeah admals just over here, which
is why there's so many helicopters flying over here.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Tell me about Addmore. I know nothing about it.
Speaker 7 (00:49):
If you're if you're a big rock star, yep, you
fly into ard More sometimes sometimes and do you stay
out here as well? I don't think so, right, But
this is where if you've got like a a private
plane or private I don't know about private yip. But
if you've got a plane and you're an enthusiast that
has there's like hangars you can store your planes.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I think that's this is where my father and nor
Mowgi learned to fly. At ad More they do flying
lessons and stuff, but this whole area she's all primo farmland.
So she's some pretty wealthy fan.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
We're just talking around the room at the people that
are into us or are not adjacent, and it looks
like there's a few bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You. I don't know how many backbones are out here.
Put it that way.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
No, No, obviously four sitting at the Hodaki table there,
I had.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
A bit of a revelation. I was just telling Keysy
before Mogi where because we're right on the eighteenth Green.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I've been what I've watched probably now about forty people patting,
and no one has nailed a pat right, not one
more than five foot You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Patting is the key I believe to go and you
can part like a genius. You'll save yourself a world
of pain.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Right.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
That was interesting because that's what Jerry was saying with
last year's Chasing the Fox, where it was Jerry die
Heinwood and Mark Richardson. He was saying Mark the difference
because they won, they won Chasing the Fox. Yes, the
difference was Mark's ability for someone to put first and
then go, oh, the line's doing slowly this he and
then he was like, so do you think I should
aim here? They'd say yes, and then he would sink
(02:21):
the part every time, right, Yeah, putting like a genius apparently.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Well, of course this is quite interesting, isn't it, Because
I've come out I've been working all day not here,
and I've come out much later. You guys got out
here at ten am with a ten two ish tea time,
that's right, and I've just been working all day, so
I haven't been across the world.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
To be fair that our chat was completely silent, yep.
And then I just missed.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
You said when you're going to get yourmogi, and I said,
fucking hours away. Managed to get here for two Indeed,
I said, look, I've got no idea what's going on
at all. I haven't looked at Instagram or anything like that,
so maybe record my reaction when I arrived. Yes, and
then when you break the news to me and I
walked through the door, and of course nobody answered my
messages free messages, I've got no answer.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
So what I thought you said was record my reaction
for on the show. I told everyone in the building
not to say anything.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I meant a video the show. Yeah right, Yeah, So
I still don't know who's won, and.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
For anyone that isn't aware, the loser once again will
have to cover the other.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Person's show, the other persons show, final show of the year.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
That's right, And I'm very excited about it because and
I don't care what the result is, but what I'm
very happy about is that we managed to at least
convince you keys you don't want to be involved in it,
didn't want to at least try. Yeah, I cannot stomach
not trying at all. I'd rather get our asses kicked
than run away from these assholes with our tails between
(03:49):
our leagues, even though there's nothing I could do to
effect the score.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But you've got to be in to win. And you're right,
they are assholes.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Discussive massive and of course my dreamers and I'm not
looking either of you what I talk because I don't
want to look for any kind of clues at all.
But you know, you know, my my huge dream would
be that we win, that we get to do a
compilation of all the ship chat that they were doing
the arrogant way with which they were talking about how
they were going to dominate, just like never even occurs
(04:17):
to them. They're not a million times better than you
guys by any stretch of the imagination, but the manner
in which they were so arrogant.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
And most of the time the one being arrogant too
is my dear friend.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
He is a shock.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I mean, it was getting deep inside my gun. I
mean it's like you're a shocking place. Don't be giving
me ship.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hidarchy.
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So when lose or draw, I'm glad that we are.
I'm glad that we participated. And even if we lose,
I get to do two shows. I get to a
breakfast show in the year, get to do it obviously together,
So yeah, I'm looking forward to.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It no matter what.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
The other thing too, just for those of a single
the podcast is Jerry has had to run off to
seven sharp, so he's left, and so we did an
official announcement of the result, which we will play out
at the start of our show with Maniah and Jerry.
So we recorded that prior to you arriving Mike, and
then I guess the break following that we will reveal
to you.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
The result what you're going to play out.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
What.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
So we've already recorded Jerry's and Maniah and mine and
Jason with the official announcement before Jerry had to leave
for seven sharps.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
So it will be revealed in that break. It will
be revealed in that.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Break, and maybe you don't listen, and then at the
following break we will tell you.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
It's almost like a reaction of a you know, yeah,
we'll figure it out. But it was important to do
it while Jerry was here because.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Absolutely all right, okay, yeah, because of course you went Europe,
you appeared off separately, that's right.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Right. The interesting thing was it was Jason and I
and our playing partners two winners Joe and Kit and
Shut and Kits and it was all.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Four of us and bros.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Oh really surprise.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
It was really interesting. And it was no handicaps, nothing,
nothing like that. It was just straight up four of
us versus the four of them.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Right, it's really interesting.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I thought it was going to be. Yeah, that's why
I was like, we're doing all four of us, are we? Okay?
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Yeah, but it was it was It was really really great,
really exciting.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, it was awesome. I had good So at the end,
you don't know that's great.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
And you have people going around with you sort of
keeping score.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
It it keipt score and the CEO of wind ross
Or double checked everything and made sure it was correct.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That's right. Good stuff, isn't it. Well that's bloody good.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
It was exciting, and it's like, there's nothing like because
when you're playing golf usually it's me and Jason then
he was tripart and then obviously sucking up or whatever.
It's hard luck, mate. But then like this, there's four
of you standing around. One of your parts and sinks
one from like two meters away, and one person does
an excellent drive and everyone's really stoked about yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
And it's a beautiful course.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Actually it's a lot flatter than we used to and
it's it's a nice little set up here, sort of
nestled amongst all the Farmily it's bastard.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yes, very also still lose the ball very easily.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Look.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
One of the biggest giveaways too, is to the clientele
of a golf course is if you have an older
male sort of client towers, which is what it tends to,
which is exactly what this is. You have way less
trees on a golf course because there every board meeting
is like, we need to cut down these trees because
they're passing me off. This place has no trees at all.
(07:49):
It's just wide open, which I really like. Yeah, but
it's a good day.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Got burnt, Yeah, I got badly. Oh yeah, what was
a hot b I didn't put on any sundblock yees,
you know, furious.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
She will be pissed off with me. She hates it
when I do that sort of stuff. I mean, my
father never wore bloody sun block all his life.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Now they're hacking bits out of them.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, well exactly, there you go, you.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Know what I mean. All the cancers.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
That's so cool. That's really fun.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
We should use this. But for the podcast outro clip.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
On the oh yeah, yeah, a real doozy.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
How was a guarda back out on the course though, Jason,
of course it.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Was really nice yeaheah.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
And it's nice to have a swing. And I was
a little bit tense on my first drive.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
The Emogen drilled it down.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
I did you about thirty meters directly down the guts.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Wow twenty five about Jase, it's just copy and paste
old man golf did straight, did straight, did straight, pretty
much bogie every hole, but just did straight.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Not very fad ship.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
No, I'm happy with a bogy. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Good?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, right now, that feels about tender. Yeah seven and
a half? Is that seven and a half?
Speaker 7 (09:02):
I have no idea, So if you could just fire
off the music there, yeah, there we go. That sounds
like it was ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, that's definitely ten minutes.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
I'm looking at the clock.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I might get a coffee, yeah, I think so.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
I've had a couple of beers there, and obviously I
did to sharpen up ahead of the Like, hey, listen
to the Big Show fort or seven weekdays on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It's good listening.
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
get up even closer on.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Instagram, YouTube and TikTok for raw dogging for to seven
every wheek day.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I'm Radio Hurreck here.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Oh, get a your mad bastards, Hello, get a feels
there isn't this beautiful?
Speaker 5 (00:23):
We're sitting in wind Ross Farm golf course Farm.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Golf course, just looking at the people coming in on
the eighteenth field.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
It's very nice set up that blood here.
Speaker 6 (00:32):
It is lovely, very very pleasant, very wealthy area.
Speaker 7 (00:36):
Windross Farm, right next to the ard More Airport out
in Clevedon and Auckland.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh yes, is it?
Speaker 7 (00:41):
It's where all the yeah admals just over here, which
is why there's so many helicopters flying over here.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Tell me about Addmore. I know nothing about it.
Speaker 7 (00:49):
If you're if you're a big rock star, yep, you
fly into ard More sometimes sometimes and do you stay
out here as well? I don't think so, right, But
this is where if you've got like a a private
plane or private I don't know about private yip. But
if you've got a plane and you're an enthusiast that
has there's like hangars you can store your planes.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I think that's this is where my father and nor
Mowgi learned to fly. At ad More they do flying
lessons and stuff, but this whole area she's all primo farmland.
So she's some pretty wealthy fan.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
We're just talking around the room at the people that
are into us or are not adjacent, and it looks
like there's a few bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You. I don't know how many backbones are out here.
Put it that way.
Speaker 7 (01:32):
No, No, obviously four sitting at the Hodaki table there,
I had.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
A bit of a revelation. I was just telling Keysy
before Mogi where because we're right on the eighteenth Green.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I've been what I've watched probably now about forty people patting,
and no one has nailed a pat right, not one
more than five foot You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Patting is the key I believe to go and you
can part like a genius. You'll save yourself a world
of pain.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Right.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
That was interesting because that's what Jerry was saying with
last year's Chasing the Fox, where it was Jerry die
Heinwood and Mark Richardson. He was saying Mark the difference
because they won, they won Chasing the Fox. Yes, the
difference was Mark's ability for someone to put first and
then go, oh, the line's doing slowly this he and
then he was like, so do you think I should
aim here? They'd say yes, and then he would sink
(02:21):
the part every time, right, Yeah, putting like a genius apparently.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Well, of course this is quite interesting, isn't it, Because
I've come out I've been working all day not here,
and I've come out much later. You guys got out
here at ten am with a ten two ish tea time,
that's right, and I've just been working all day, so
I haven't been across the world.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
To be fair that our chat was completely silent, yep.
And then I just missed.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
You said when you're going to get yourmogi, and I said,
fucking hours away. Managed to get here for two Indeed,
I said, look, I've got no idea what's going on
at all. I haven't looked at Instagram or anything like that,
so maybe record my reaction when I arrived. Yes, and
then when you break the news to me and I
walked through the door, and of course nobody answered my
messages free messages, I've got no answer.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
So what I thought you said was record my reaction
for on the show. I told everyone in the building
not to say anything.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I meant a video the show. Yeah right, Yeah, So
I still don't know who's won, and.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
For anyone that isn't aware, the loser once again will
have to cover the other.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Person's show, the other persons show, final show of the year.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
That's right, And I'm very excited about it because and
I don't care what the result is, but what I'm
very happy about is that we managed to at least
convince you keys you don't want to be involved in it,
didn't want to at least try. Yeah, I cannot stomach
not trying at all. I'd rather get our asses kicked
than run away from these assholes with our tails between
(03:49):
our leagues, even though there's nothing I could do to
effect the score.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But you've got to be in to win. And you're right,
they are assholes.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Discussive massive and of course my dreamers and I'm not
looking either of you what I talk because I don't
want to look for any kind of clues at all.
But you know, you know, my my huge dream would
be that we win, that we get to do a
compilation of all the ship chat that they were doing
the arrogant way with which they were talking about how
they were going to dominate, just like never even occurs
(04:17):
to them. They're not a million times better than you
guys by any stretch of the imagination, but the manner
in which they were so arrogant.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
And most of the time the one being arrogant too
is my dear friend.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
He is a shock.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I mean, it was getting deep inside my gun. I
mean it's like you're a shocking place. Don't be giving
me ship.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hidarchy.
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So when lose or draw, I'm glad that we are.
I'm glad that we participated. And even if we lose,
I get to do two shows. I get to a
breakfast show in the year, get to do it obviously together,
So yeah, I'm looking forward to.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It no matter what.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
The other thing too, just for those of a single
the podcast is Jerry has had to run off to
seven sharp, so he's left, and so we did an
official announcement of the result, which we will play out
at the start of our show with Maniah and Jerry.
So we recorded that prior to you arriving Mike, and
then I guess the break following that we will reveal
to you.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
The result what you're going to play out.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
What.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
So we've already recorded Jerry's and Maniah and mine and
Jason with the official announcement before Jerry had to leave
for seven sharps.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
So it will be revealed in that break. It will
be revealed in that.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Break, and maybe you don't listen, and then at the
following break we will tell you.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
It's almost like a reaction of a you know, yeah,
we'll figure it out. But it was important to do
it while Jerry was here because.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Absolutely all right, okay, yeah, because of course you went Europe,
you appeared off separately, that's right.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Right. The interesting thing was it was Jason and I
and our playing partners two winners Joe and Kit and
Shut and Kits and it was all.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Four of us and bros.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Oh really surprise.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
It was really interesting. And it was no handicaps, nothing,
nothing like that. It was just straight up four of
us versus the four of them.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Right, it's really interesting.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I thought it was going to be. Yeah, that's why
I was like, we're doing all four of us, are we? Okay?
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Yeah, but it was it was It was really really great,
really exciting.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, it was awesome. I had good So at the end,
you don't know that's great.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
And you have people going around with you sort of
keeping score.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
It it keipt score and the CEO of wind ross
Or double checked everything and made sure it was correct.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That's right. Good stuff, isn't it. Well that's bloody good.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
It was exciting, and it's like, there's nothing like because
when you're playing golf usually it's me and Jason then
he was tripart and then obviously sucking up or whatever.
It's hard luck, mate. But then like this, there's four
of you standing around. One of your parts and sinks
one from like two meters away, and one person does
an excellent drive and everyone's really stoked about yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
And it's a beautiful course.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Actually it's a lot flatter than we used to and
it's it's a nice little set up here, sort of
nestled amongst all the Farmily it's bastard.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yes, very also still lose the ball very easily.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Look.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
One of the biggest giveaways too, is to the clientele
of a golf course is if you have an older
male sort of client towers, which is what it tends to,
which is exactly what this is. You have way less
trees on a golf course because there every board meeting
is like, we need to cut down these trees because
they're passing me off. This place has no trees at all.
(07:49):
It's just wide open, which I really like. Yeah, but
it's a good day.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Got burnt, Yeah, I got badly. Oh yeah, what was
a hot b I didn't put on any sundblock yees,
you know, furious.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
She will be pissed off with me. She hates it
when I do that sort of stuff. I mean, my
father never wore bloody sun block all his life.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Now they're hacking bits out of them.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, well exactly, there you go, you.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Know what I mean. All the cancers.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
That's so cool. That's really fun.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
We should use this. But for the podcast outro clip.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
On the oh yeah, yeah, a real doozy.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
How was a guarda back out on the course though, Jason,
of course it.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Was really nice yeaheah.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
And it's nice to have a swing. And I was
a little bit tense on my first drive.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
The Emogen drilled it down.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
I did you about thirty meters directly down the guts.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Wow twenty five about Jase, it's just copy and paste
old man golf did straight, did straight, did straight, pretty
much bogie every hole, but just did straight.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Not very fad ship.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
No, I'm happy with a bogy. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Good?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, right now, that feels about tender. Yeah seven and
a half? Is that seven and a half?
Speaker 7 (09:02):
I have no idea, So if you could just fire
off the music there, yeah, there we go. That sounds
like it was ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, that's definitely ten minutes.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
I'm looking at the clock.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I might get a coffee, yeah, I think so.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
I've had a couple of beers there, and obviously I
did to sharpen up ahead of the Like, hey, listen
to the Big Show fort or seven weekdays on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It's good listening.
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