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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you d bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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raw dogging for to Zil every weekday on radio. Do guys,
I feel like I feel like we should let Moggie
(00:21):
get his noises out? What do you think that?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Just because as I was saying, I'm just a little
bit on bag had a ship of a sleep last night,
so I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
To get my energies up there are you using all
your energy?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Nah?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Because I had nothing.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Now I've got a little bit because I feed on
you guys being annoyed by me.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Do you you must be so befo?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Man, what a beautiful day.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It is a lovely day, Yes, very much so it's been,
and it's really heating out even more my crocs today.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I've got to go and get some shorts.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Men, I'm running some good shorts at the moment. I'm
happy with my shorts. And because i've been playing golf
with keys at the y text, my legs are genuinely speaking,
my legs have built up a bit.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Can you just say I've got some new shorts. They're
really great shorts. Can you say that?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
God?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
A new shirts.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I've got some new shorts and they're really great. Shorts.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Pissed in the world ain't number one.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I'm not saying they're the best shorts. I just said
I've got some shorts and I'm really happy.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
The shorts in the world are the ones are wearing
now what I said, And the other one you're wearing
now I'm not wearing shorts now.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
They mustn't be there great because you're taking them off
to go to work.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, because they were dirty, dirty stains all over the
front on that.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I've got so much fucking tree step on my favorite
pair of shorts and I cannot get it out.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
It is like glue.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Should I put.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Genuine solvents on it? Like paint remover and.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
All seriousness, I would be tempted to Gothila.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I go mytholated.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Spirits because I've got myths. I've got prep soul, which
is good for wax and grease and stuff. I'm just
like do I I've got petrol. Don't pour petrel on them?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Stand by well, you know back in the day when
my girls, I've just I've asked me old mate Jack GPT.
He's starting to talk to me like I'm me. Tree
sap is a bastard to get out of fabric.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It says what it is. It says that tree sap
is a bastard to get out of fabric. But the
good news is you absolutely can't get it out. Keezy,
don't need anything fancy. You want to be clear about
that rubbing alcohol ico propole alcohol which you have around
the house because you use it to make cannabis oil and.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I use it to clean various electronics and stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Do you go or even hand sanitizer, put paper taels
under the fabric, deab or pour a little alcohol onto
the set. Gently rub with a cloth or your fingernail.
The set liquefies and dissolves and washes normal boom or
eucalyptus oil or tea tree oil.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I've just had a memory speaking of hacksas this um
in terms of set or something really sticky like garm
or all that sort of shit. Baking paper and.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Iron on you and an iron that's for oil, is it?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
That's when you get oil stains from any noodles and
stuff on your shirt and it still has those dark splatters.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, baking paper on top iron.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
My wife was so furious with me the other night
on that front because she bought this new shirt for.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Me, and the animals didn't have on it.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Didn't know that I had any animals had like a
shape so thin. And we got eaten noodles, and I
got the spicy dumplings and spicy sauce and the chicken
fried rice and got a massive oil splatter on my
new shirt. She was like, for fuck's sake, you've only
(03:43):
had it for an hour and it's already covered in
stained bastard, and all my shirts are like splattered with oil.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, so that's where you need the baking paper and
the iron.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, good to know what my understanding, because it was
only a vague thought in my he was that something
was sticky, like chewing gum and all that.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Sort of stuff. I'd love to see you do it.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You put baking paper and then a hot iron on it,
and it absorbs.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
It feels like I go to melt it all over
the fucking joint all over me today.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Well then, I it's fucking annoying.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
And I wanted to wear my favorite shorts today and
I couldn't because they were keasy.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
You're good man, there sha shave either, that's wrong with
that you've had a shave, No, but I never do.
You normally save your no shavings for your Mondays, Jason,
isn't it a shave either?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
No? Well, I've been having to shave with filming every day,
so that's quite nice to have a bit of stubble
action going on, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I couldn't be bothered shaving today. And also I was like,
I've got to do the Keepy Palm tournament on SATD today,
then it'll be I was like, soul shaved tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
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Speaker 1 (04:53):
How hairy are you you? Keezy? How are you?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
How?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
In terms of your stubble Fellers, what sort of time
frame you shave? So you shaved tonight two days, so
that's two days you got there.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
This is the third day. Okay, this is.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I think because you're here so dark, it looks it
stands out, Yeah, it looks more. Whereas Mogi's is kind
of tabby, motteled, yeah, sort of ginger white, gray brown.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
It's all over the show.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I actually think this might be I was shaved maybe
on Saturday, right, that's fucking ages ago.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I just trimmed mine back with beard trimmers on your Sunday.
It sees me through the week.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yes, you know, I do. Yeah. I was quite liking
running the little bed for a while. Not that it
was bushy, but you know what I mean, it was
quite I quite liked it once I got through the
itchy part.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Didn't you say you're getting a haircuts soon?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Tomorrow's day? We are you going to do it over
the road here? No?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
It may The guy with my local found it up.
He puts the black hair powder and you hear the
die in your hear.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
But you're going to ask him for a fade and
he said he's not going to do it, didn't he?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I asked. I went in there and I said I
want a number four all Iver and he said, man,
I'm not there. You've got great here.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
But I agree.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
And then he said, you know, how about I just
trimmed the sides and I leave a bit of a
length on top. Oh yeah, it sounds good.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Many fine, do it?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
And he did it and he was fast.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
He was because you know a busy day here.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
He's a. Really, I didn't tell you fellas this from us,
and I don't know how I felt about it. While
he was cutting my hair.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Right, nuts on your hand, underneath the big the gown.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
He had a comb, right, he walked across the room,
and of course there's mirror, so I could see him
walking across the room and he had the comb and
did it through his hair and then you said on
you and then came back.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
And that is that ol g No, I mean I
don't give a ship.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I mean they have that, they have that thing that
they put on right, they're does infected into you.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yes, yeah, they tend to obviously after each cut. I
imagine I think it'll be frowned upon to be common practice. No,
And it just sort of took me slightly aback.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
A family member, you would do that better than that.
You probably wouldn't, maybe because you're here so oily.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
It's not that.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
But like he combed yours, so much oil is on this.
It was like through his hair and he had like
this beautiful slip yeah one comb.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah. But what I am looking forward because my side
burns are very nineteen seventies at the moment, and I
want to get those baskets.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
To tape them right up, because yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
They're quite long, very long, so I want them to be.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
And that's the part of your head that looks the oldest,
is your sideburns.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Agreed, Yeah, when I get really and actually, what I
really enjoyed about him actually was a his efficiency And
b was like, what about your eyebrows? Want me to
do your eyebrows? Buddy? Yeah, sure, And he was like,
I can do those fuckers.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
You got to do them.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
You know, I've got old man eyebrows that sort of
toil out everywhere when you go.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Can you say, keesy Rerickings don't have sideburns, just get
a paper.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Because they basically no burns at all. That reckons, because
you know who that is. I should what I'll do,
you know, show him a picture of.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
A video tapered side burns, a fade with a bit
of a length on top. Do I ask for a fade?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I reckon? You should get braids.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
So tapered on like a number two fade on the
sides all the way out.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, all the way up. Are you smiling because it'll
be sick. I always smile.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
It's sick cat where you stay that you had that
high fade a few years ago when we did that
Movember thing.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Isn't it isn't a fade. My understanding of a fade
is that it's degrees of that's right. It would be
like three two one. Maybe that's right.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
It's gradually longer.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
So two fade is the shortest part of it will
be two, right, rather than a zero fade or a
one fade where it rarely comes down to skins.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
So if you get two fade, it will slowly get longer,
and then you're long here on top.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Okay, I can do that and a taped sideburn.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Tape it instead of sideburns, just tapered.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Okay, Yeah, I'm gonna look fucking hot as fast.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
It'll look great.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Well, I remember I got a haircut a little while back,
and Jerry said to me, Jesus, that's taken fucking twenty
years off you Jason, right, And if you.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Get that done and then we're your new goose shit
with the oil stains on it, fucking hell. Look out.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Well, I'm thinking too that maybe I get a bit
of bling. Were you thinking like a really thick chain,
you know, like the players were.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
A really really thin gold chain as What's Blinking Gold?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
My character on Yeah Gold, outrageous fortunes. My character on
the show I've just been doing is a really thin
goal and I just hate it makes me look like
a filthy fucking that's what we're piece of word. Right.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited for Jay's new haircut.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Big dat tomorrow. Actually, my daughter also sitting here, practical.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
You have got a big day tomorrow. You don't have
a stressful day tomorrow. What time is that her?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Practical? Ten thirty? Others?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Oh, that's good, and you're involved in that. No, do
you have to drive her or anything?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
No, my wife's doing all that. She doesn't want me
to be any part of it.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
She's just like no, yeah, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
She's just finished her course too. I think she's done
very well.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Well, you must be proud man. I am for a
proud man. Do you want to do do you want
to do a break on the show about how proud
you are?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I can if you want to punchlines, I'll go through
all my girls and I'll just listen them up.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I just want okay, just.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Her, Okay, Hey, listen to the Big Show for four
or seven weekdays. Radio darchy, good listening,