November 28, 2025 • 53 mins
On today's show, Jase is a filthy baaaaastarrd, Mike learns about undies and Keyzie has a shocking confession to make.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hot I keep Big Show thanks to crape Worthy
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big show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Jason Hoitch Night, Minogue and.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Gid A You mad Barsard's great to have your company
this Friday afternoon, the twenty eighth of November twenty twenty
five and new my friends as always listening to the
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Speaker 4 (00:27):
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the norm.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Good a Moggie Stallion House life.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I'm pretty grassy. You're mad dog your sixth son of
a bee. Another week down, fellas, yep, another week down
and we got three to go before the end of
the year. And Old Santa Claus turns up. How good?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, man, I'm very much looking forward to that. The
old Christmas Ham. A bit of fishing, bit of swimming,
but a love making keasy.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
But love making, but love making Keysy, just to put
my name after love making.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
It's just that I'd come to the end of my
thought and then I mentioned your name.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
But a bit of love making Keezy.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, I'm good fellas, thanks for asking a great mood.
I'm going a chipper mood.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
He is on failure.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I'm in a good mood. I've got the world series.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Shocking days this week.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Have I. I feel like I'm in this mood every
single day. As soon as that light goes on and
this might comes up, the smoke becomes hot.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, you're glowing. I'm ready to go.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, man, because I'm professional.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That's great stuff. Good to hear it, man, good to
hear it.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Ja.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yes man, it's a cool ship. Man. He's done it again,
taking ship. He's done again. I ever get sick of
their boots.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Hearing I this is my maffy your ship because for me,
it's got mafia vibes, you know, like a Sopranos. Old
Tony was always wearing ship. It's like this just cruising
around his house. We have that calling you Tony having affairs,
having affairs with you know, as counselors and stuff. Actually, incidentally,
(02:09):
my wife and I started watching an episode of that
the other day because it popped on and we were like,
why did we never watch this? Because everyone bangs on
about how amazing it is.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I do because Mogi probably recommended it.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, my fault. Sorry man, that's okay. I know how
that goes. Yeah, the greatest TV show ever made. You
want to avoid that for sure? Yeah, give that one,
I miss man. That's smart.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Hey, But the greatest radio show ever made.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
What's coming up on it, Mogi?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
What's happening on the Big Show with old mogis?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
We have got billions of prizes to give away. Another
opportunity to win Heineke and silver clubhouse tickets at the
Chasing the Foxy event coming up in a week or two.
Not only that, we've got the Throbber of course, Fowlers, huge,
huge throbber today and Jase, Yes, you've got your haircut man?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, well you fellas Tommy. I had to get it done.
That looks good, and I took Keysy's advice and did
all the things he said for me to say. We'll
talk about that next. Maybe it looks good man. Thanks man.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
He's the Black Keys.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodky.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
She had there on the Radio hod Archy Big Show.
This glorious Friday afternoon. Don't forget, of course, being a Friday,
a fraud out shy day. If you've got any froud outs,
take them through on three, four, eight through good man.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, no, sorry, I.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Just it was a big gassious suddenly.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Is there any one here?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, good froud out to my boy Mitchell for helping
me move my new lounge suite.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That's that's that's backbone shit right there. It is.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, great stuff man, And it is a backbone thing
to do for your mates. It's one of those things
you go sure, man, and then massively regret.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
On the day, you know what I mean. Yeah, around,
that's exhausting stuff. Hey, Jason, you've got a haircut men,
talk threw brother, because I tell you what mean, you're
getting really smart? Thanks mate.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Well, fellows, we had a little chat yesterday, didn't we
Just a little one.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
And I've always admired how quift keys is quift. Well,
can you not say that word? Please?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Qift quift quift And you too, Mogi to be fair sure.
And so I got some advice from Keysy because he's
very particular about us here, you know what I mean,
as Wax's and and he told me because I don't
even know what to say to the hairdresser, and so
(04:47):
he told me what to say, and I went to
my local feller.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, he's literally thirty meters from my house.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I went in there and he wasn't there, or he
was there, actually that's a lie, but he was doing
someone else's here.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
And so is this one of those shot see you
don't book, you just walk and you sit.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Down and wait old school? Yeah, yeah, yeah, good on you.
So I sat down and wait and another dude came out.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Hang on.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I wasn't anticipating this, and he said you came in
and I went, yeah, man, So he took me up there.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And you're too scared. So now I'm waiting for old mate.
The barber I like, and that you had no idea,
You had no idea, and there was that rest you're underpreprecure. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I just went again and he said what are you after?
And I said, well, first of all, can you tape
of the side burns?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And he went, your sweet airs?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And I said, and maybe a fade is that's what?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Is that what it's called?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I said, yeah, faide, I said number two and he went, yeah, no,
no worries and just leave a little bit of length
on top of you will and.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Do stoo doo doo doo doo dooo douce And.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
He said, do you want your eyebrows trimmed and I went,
thanks for that, mate, your eyebrows and there was more
hair from my eyebrows than there was from my head,
by the way, bush. And it's seriously took about seven minutes.
And then he said you wanted about thinner on top
and I went yeah, because he's got He said, you
got lush here man.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You put out the thinning scissors.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
The thinning scissors I don't even know quite what they do,
where they reduce the mess, the mess you're not then
the mess.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
A good job on your eyebrows now, because it's just
it was just one and now you've got quite diff
defined two separate eyebrow.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so he did it took about
seven minutes and then he put some product in and
he said this is good stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
You got some product at home and I went, Nana,
is that good? Is it? And he went yeah, mate, sucker.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
So the haircut cost steady bucks yea, And he said
do you want to get some of that but it's good?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Do you want to get some of this what's west
Auckland mog it's cheaper out those, yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
And he said you want some hare wax?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
That's stuff up in your hare and I went, yeah,
that's good, and he said it's on specials, so that
was good. It was only one hundred and eighty bucks.
That is good for a punnet of hair wax. And
I went, you know, two hundred and ten bucks. I'm
pretty sick with that hair wax and a sick new do.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That is a hell of a lud man like man.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Yeah, it looks great.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's with every penny.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
It's it's a bit bluffy because I had to wash
my hair because I feel like they don't want to
put their hands through my filthy heir.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I don't like it when you do that. Is that right? Yeah?
I wasn't sure.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You see, I didn't know the protocol, but I felt
really cool using Kesey's words there, you know what I mean,
keep fade and taper and all that sort of jazz.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Well, I think it. I think it was a good
cool Jason. I think you look great. Yeah, appeared with
that bird shit honestly, yeah, man, hot shit.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah. Do you think the ladies will take a second glance? Fell?
As many haircuts as you want, mate, It doesn't make
the woman any damner. There's the class.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days and four on Radio hold Iching
Own Garden.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show, there's Friday afternoon
the time for twenty.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Six fellas doing something this weekend I've never done before
with my wife. On the Sunday one, I will be
getting a couple's massage and it's hot.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
No, it's not. So that's when two people message you.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
A couple of people, no, two each, No, no, no,
It's basically what it is is are we both my
wife and I both go into a room and then
two separate miss mess uses messiah.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Messiahs miss what is it? The messus messus?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
But there's two of them mess missus messis Yes, but anyway,
are they come in and one massages me and one
massage is her?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Actually Keyzy? Then he put the sexy music on.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Please, I don't see why it's relevant.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Well, okay, so what are you wearing? I'm sorry, I
mean your wife? You're all good? Yeah, your wife.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I'll be in my undies.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
What will your wife be wearing?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I'm not sure that's a good question. And her undies
as well. Bottom half And then we'll have a towel
wrapped around.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I'd say, oh yeah, but you've got to take the
towel off surely in terms of getting in there, sorry,
I mean getting on the shoulders spine there to do
it properly there. What kind of what kind of oil
do you think they'll be used?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Jas I've never been before. I was gonna ask you guys,
you know, have you ever experienced that? I have had
a couple's message before? Yeah? I think I can't remember
where it was actually, or it was worth must have
been my wife, right, and and it was good, it
was good times.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
It gets pretty. It's actually quite surprising how sexy it
gets in there, because you think, well, you're just sort
of rubbing out the troubles of the days. But it
does get extremely erotic very quickly.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, oh yeah, because I imagine at some stagey to take
the towel off.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Well, that's the thing, that's the thing. You're sort of
lying face down there, your head buried in a pillow.
You've been there before on that whole thing. Yeah, that's right,
you're having your face you've got into that pillow there. Yeah,
and you've got things running through your mind because you're
being touched in the Oh yeah, wait, Now you don't
know if the other person is feeling the same thing.
(10:28):
It might be all in your head. Yeah, so you've
got to be very careful. And all you can see
is their toe jams and their toes and their feet,
so it's hard to tell just by that. However, on occasion,
as they're moving up and down your body and massaging
you the a chisi, you'll find that they rub certain
parts of their body on certain parts of your body.
That's how you've got to sort of work it out.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, at some point, of course he'll roll onto your back,
won't you and.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Say so I carry a lot of tension in the quads.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah you do, and a bit of ten textion. What
you mean? Can I just ask, what is it? A
dude message in your wife? It was for us? It
was two dudes. Okay, I'm not sure speak strong bar s.
(11:18):
That's what fella. She'll probably want the same, I imagine, Well, I.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Don't know, because I'm getting a massage, she's getting a
facial sad enough, a dude would be doing that would
probably be one of the women, wouldn't it.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
The hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four on.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Radio Smashing Pumpkins Here on the Radio Hdarchy Big Show
this Friday afternoon, the time being four point thirty nine.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Hey, fellas, ste you like yarns?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah? Man?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
What about country arms?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah man? Same here man.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Well, luckily we've teamed up with PGG Rights and for
the big show, Big yarn.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
How good are these sort of country yarns keezy about
being a backbone farm that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah good.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I mean we've done them already earlier this week on
the show. I don't know why you're asking me.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Well, it's just a way of sort of conveying information
to the audience but making it seem like we're just
having a conversation a casual way. But then they overhear
it and they take that information on peek behind the
curtain there.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
That's an interesting sort of what would like technique?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Technique?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Yeah, for sure, I've never heard of that.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
No, I should have a name.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Actually, we are looking to celebrate the hard working farmers
that keep this country going.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh look, I love celebrating them.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
If you're keen to one a PGG writes and prize
pack and one hundred dollars cash. You just have to
tell us your best farm yarn. You do that by
texting PGG to three four eight three and then we
send you a link and you enter there.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yesterday we had it young, didn't we to last? There?
And she was talking about the hearing bone milking situation
they had. There was a young heifer. Yes, the husband
had been feeding treats to the young here from the
after you know, feeding time, and it just cut straight
past the food and just went straight for the treats.
Shocking bastard. You mean it went cut straight past the
milking and went to the to the food.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
That's there was a story about an appretty young heifer.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yes, I actually just on there. He's got a lot
of spunk that here for. I didn't know you milk heifers.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
You can milk it almost anything with that mind. Luca
on the line, Luca, how you going man?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Good? Thanks, Casey? How are we? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Bloody good?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
What do you do for a crust? Luka? Your siico
do outdoor education? Mate? Bushcraft there? Luca? Yeah something like that?
Yeah good.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
What's your big yarn there?
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Luca?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, what's your big yarn man.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Yeah, back in back in high school, I try my
hand and dairy farming there after school. So got me
a job on a local farm and was milking for
about two weeks under supervision from the big boss and
finally said you'll be right to milk on your own.
So probably get about three cars away to the milking
and he comes and absolutely effing and jeff and and
(14:18):
I ask, oh, what's wrong?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
And turns out I left.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
The milk vet open and all the milk.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Was the way.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
That is a good yarn. Actually, that's great yard.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Yes to say it told never come back and that
was the end of my.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Oh mate, that is a shock out.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
So let me just reiterate the first time you were
milking solo and you just spilt the milk everywhere. Yeah, Jesus, Well, congrats, Luca,
you have won yourself a PGG writes and price pack
and one hundred bucks cash man.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
O good on.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
I'll tell you what, fellers. One thing about farmers they
don't muck around when it comes to the firing.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
It's like ninety days. It's an interesting I think, so
an interesting one there, though, isn't it? With old Luca
Lucas the kind of guy you keep on because he's
never going to make that mistake again. That's right. You
get some other dopey bastard that comes along, then he's
going to do the same thing, and so on and
so on so forth. What are you going to do? Man?
What are you going to do? These farmers are hard core?
(15:18):
Do you like a drink of milk? Jase? I love
a cold drink of milk straight from the bottle, or
the teat.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
God's tense stone table pilots.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, why not?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
The Hudarky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hone.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I don't mind me a bit of Kings of Leon
of a Friday afternoon, Jace.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
They've got a new EP out. Oh great? About five
songs on there? How good? It's actually really good. They've
sort of slipped the last few albums, got super commercial,
super middle of the road, very hard to digest. I'm
not a fan, to be honest. Yes, this new EP
is well with a listener, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Great, sounds good. I'll be doing that over the weekend.
But in the meantime, let's talk TV.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
What's on the Telly with Mike Know?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Again the Fellows. I don't watch anything. Last night, I
sat outside and I just had a yarn with the
missus for a few hours. And yeah, I didn't even
turn the TV on. Didn't even turn the TV on.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Joe, how many buzzies out of five do you give?
Yarning with the message last night? We were pretty good.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
We've got to be at about ten, which is pretty
good for us, or four and a half stars. You
can only really go five stars if you get into
four in the morning five in the morning. That's sorry, Jesus, stars,
come on. I was thinking about all the stars in
the skyline, right, Yeah, but really what I was thinking
about was should have been thinking about, was busy? Correct.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I got home last night, went straight to the gym.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
So you don't have a home gym, how do you
get home and then go to the gym.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I went home, got into my gym gear, and then
went straight to the gym.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Does he still rock? You're still rocking the leo?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Yeah, that's the one with the birds on.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Today. Got home from that, had protein shake, pein Shake,
I love pe Man. Then I just did a bit
of that's when you lie down some did you guys
shut up? Did some pilates? Oh? Yeah? Then I had
(17:26):
a leafy green smoothie.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
That spinach.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
And some spirllina powder. Then I chatted to my wife
on the deck there front or rear dick? Front deck,
the new dick up the front there?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Have you got a nickname for that? Because you've got
so many dicks, you probably have to have a short end.
You must we no, we just go. I just say
front deck, darling.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Well back dick, as as.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I don't know what's gone into you today, Keys, Do
you know.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
What you're talking about? Is the front deck the one
that has like evening sun?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yes? Okay, cool? But by then, of course it was
quite dark. Of course you get home late. Yeah. And
so after that I did a big that was a yawn.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
I thought you're giving it, and I did the old
classic like you do in the movies fellas with my
arms outstretching, ended up around his shoulder. Oh yes, like
oh hoody Jesus got it a bit fatigued, and then
we went to bed and made love passionately for two
and a half hours.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Wow, how many blows it?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
What was on the TV? I'll give it four point
seven buzzies out of five? Yes, wow, what about you? Keys?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
I watched Selling Homes Australia last night.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
We're talking about hanging out with him missus man. Surely
you went for a walk after dinner or something. No,
we did go for a walk.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
We went for a walk because we had a very
quick dinner delicious pasta but a.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Pruito boal, Simon Conagor and rocket.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
It was delicious.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, went for a walk.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Then watched Selling Homes Australia.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
How long is the walk gere each evening? Four k yep,
crystal clear. Yeah, it's really nice and an overlooks same
every time.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
No, it depends how we're feeling, how much time we've
got because by the time the show finishes a get
home quick dinner, it is getting quite dark.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah. Do you were your floaters last night?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
I wore Birkenstocks with socks.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh wow, no math teacher vibes. Yeah, it was just
what I put on. Yeah yeah, yeah, who cares?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Who cares?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Men?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
You're married?
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Man?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
So married?
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Who cares?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Did you go to bed eventually? And we went to
bed quite early? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
So we watched Selling Homes Australia on TV's in Plus
There season fifteen. This lady had a house valued it too.
She bought it for two hundred and thirty thousand dollars
spent thirty Oh you're too sixty ish, Yeah to sixty.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
What did you sell it for? Though?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
One eighty five?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
She's a weapon.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Because the market was so bad, right, it was about
mitigating losses.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Did she give that?
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I gave that episode probably three point eight busies.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Wow, he's remarkably high for a horrendously tedious show.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
He loved that show. I give the Walk with My
Wife four point eight busies. Really, Yeah, it was excellent.
Do you like Green Day?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Jays No, The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
God, I love Green Day. I've just got it, man,
they really do all bands I've got it, yes, but
Green Day have got it.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
You have to tell me, man, Perc Now, listen to Friday,
So coming up next to Friday Thrubber and I think, actually,
if I've got the scores right in my head, Mogi,
if you win today, she's all over Raba, Like, I.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Don't want to talk about the scores and give people
any kind of an influence one way or the other. Jay.
I mean, it's a very very delicate time of year
and it's important that nobody comes out of us with
an asterisk, right, That's all I'll say.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
It's an emotional time of year as well.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
It's very emotional time of year.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
So we've just got to Yeah, just play keep your
head on right.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Jason, Well, I mean, Key doesn't need to worry about anything.
He's way out of it.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
I mean he's he's he has got the wooden spoon
and both hands.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
How dare you?
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Today's theme, by the way, is songs that represent how
Jason is feeling now that he's got a sick new haircut.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yes, that's the theme. Yeah, So tune in after five.
It's going to be a good one.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
It's going to be an excellent one.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Tune in week days and four on radio.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Holdakey, it's the big shows Friday, Thromber, Douche, Doche, Oh God, solo.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Are you serious? I was just reading a text here
and a fellow was saying, the timing for our farm
yarns that we've been doing is about milking time, is
about milking top. But they have but they have it.
They have the radio plane and the sheds, it's saying
that they'll be missing it. I disagree. I think they'll
be hearing it.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Yeah, because the cows like a bit of rock and Rollers,
a bit of Green Day, bit of chit chat, bit
of chit chat. Now listen the Friday Thrower. Will we
each chooser, We each choose a tune. Whatever the theme
is they knew the public, call us on our eight
hundred hodechi and decide what's tune you think is best
(22:24):
in the first of two wins.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
That's right, the first two wins and gets played in full.
Today's theme is Jase got a new haircut, and this
song sums up how he is now feeling because of
his new haircut. One who wants to go first?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
I just feel like you guys are just gonna go
go hardcore take the pass.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
No, I don't think so. I can go first if
you want to. So this is how I believe Jason's
feeling now that he's got a new lid. Sez he top.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, man, he's just looking for some yeah and his
bird shirt. What are you gnat bot ah? You know
I'll go man. Actually you should go last. Okay I
really shouldn't, but a this is the feeling that Jase
has when he walks out. If you can imagine Jay's
walking out slow motion, this is the song in his head.
(23:21):
Crank it up, Keysy, what is that? Let's turn dot
from Luciano Patti one of the all time great performances
(23:45):
of that song. An absolute throbber.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Wow, it's a great tune. I once saw Paparotti at
the end of his career. Moogi know, not live, but
I was watching a video of him doing that very song,
and he wasn't the man he was at that time,
and he fell apart, really really fell apart, and was
singing it so badly that at the end of it
(24:10):
people were throwing things at him.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
It was a very tragic. If you can find that
video of the song on YouTube, anytime he does it live,
except obviously for that one Jason, Although that sounds like
it's got a little bit of value, check it out.
It is absolutely unbelievable. He was magnificent.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Now, you know, you guys were chatting to me and
I was looking in the mirror and I thought, you know,
this is how I feel about the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
It's time for a change, this.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Is changing the house.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
It flies, Yeah, I don't know. I don't think this
is how Jason would feel.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
I think he's just gone stuff at death time.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I think this is how it feels like. This should
have an answers on it, because this is not this
is not how Jase would about it.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
James Fellows, that's how I feel about it.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Okay, Well, look give us a call Onky. Which song
do you think should be the Friday Throber? Really good
stuff Fellas.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
James addiction The Hurarchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It's the Big Shows Friday Thrommer. Jason, Well, I am
you did it again. There was three weeks in a row.
By the way Fellows have messed with.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
The tale was going on with said it was allowed
to tune it out.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, I don't know. I was just trapped out. It's
coming outside.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
It's like you don't even care about the show anymore.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
Man.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Hey, today's theme is Jace got a new haircut, and
this song is how he was feeling when he wants.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
If you've got any ideas on themes, please take them
through three for three. We're running out. Then we've got
nothing that is a great man.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
I went first. This is how I believe Jason was
when he walked out with his brand new haircutting.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Days Day Stage Stage Stays Day.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
It is easy top a song called tush. It's about
a man going out looking for some toush. Yeah, that's
Hoidy Jay all over. I went for a little bit
of uh Pevvarotti. Great Jane, Jane, all right, just wait
(26:44):
for this one again.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
I was struck out of that. Here I sail my
skull candies. Was listening to this tune.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
All right, the people to sign, shall we lok? Your
mad bastard? How's life?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
You're not bad? Just the son of the game. So
the you're nice? What are you going for there? Luke?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
What's the next one? The great name? How's life good?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Your bones? How's gone?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
What are you going for?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
The Cramer? I think it's go danger Man himself? Old
ja Yeah nice? Is that logan Logan? I mean Keysy.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Bones?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
What I reek?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
And bloody the danger Man himself?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Absolutely Keyzy the Danger Man.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Absolutely there you go for me or Jason?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Yeah, thank you so much? Logan from dead and very confusing.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, great stuff.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Well, how does it make you feel, Jason? You've got
the death Tones on again. Man, well done, Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I'm stoke, man, I love the death Tone. Just turn
it up loud in your car and and joy it.
Compliments at Hoody Chees.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
But the Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hdarchy dep.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Tones here on the radio.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Hold Archy Big Show this Friday afternoon, the time being
seventeen minutes past five.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Oh club, Yeah, if you've just joined us. That song
you just heard was how Jace felt whilst leaving the
barbershop today having got a brand new haircut. Like it changed, man, Yeah,
it didn't really sum up the vibe that, yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
It's funny because it was changed, but it's sort of
also at the same time it's same old, same old. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
But hey, Jase got the win, well done, Hey banks Man,
well done then. Yeah, so we'll just go to the
old scoreboard. Now out in first place with fifteen wins
for the year old Mogi's.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Well done, man, thanks man, great stuff for Mogi ex
for the Mogi Throb.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
A victory Christmas special Oh yes, that will potentially be happening.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, what are we doing for the winner.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
It'll be a special show with all the Mogi's Throbbers on.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
It on Christmas Day. Yeah, great, he's he's going to
come in and present it because he's gone last. You
see that. That is lliant.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Don't add new things when we're in deep.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
That is brilliant.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
It's pretty good for you, though, Jason. You've still got
a chance to overtake him. You are on thirteen with
three asterisks for coercing a listener Pantera's song with a
thousand f bombs and picking deaf tones constantly. So that's
pretty good.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
That's not bad, Jason.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I will have you know that I do not pick
deaf tones consistently, constantly, constantly.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Very really these days. I haven't played in deaf tones
for a long time.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
How long is a long time?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Like two hours, three or four months?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
And of course you've got Kezy who's coming last on
seven wins with two asterisks for playing freebird when it
wasn't relevant and bullying Mogi.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
What do you think has happened this year for you? Yeah,
because of course you've come out the back of a victory.
Last year, I had three consecutive victories and then you won,
and then you've come out of the gates this year,
and Jesus been shocking.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Well, I mean, I think seriously, in the history of
the Big Shine, I may be wrong. I stand to
be corrected. Yeah, that's the lowest score ever.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I Chris, and I hope you don't mind me calling
you Chris what my birth name?
Speaker 4 (30:33):
No, I don't mind it at all.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
He might finish and and I don't want to and
talk about you in front of you like you're not here.
But Jayce, he might finish in single digits, unheard of.
I think that's highly likely at this point. And then
I don't think it's a big deal.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
But wait, if we then consider the asterisk situation, Yes,
he's probably going to lose a point or two as well.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Yeah, he could be in the Nigger for the year.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
That would have been the negatives for the year. I'd
have to get. I'd have to get five more asterisks. Guys,
just being silly. You're speaking silly, that's all this is,
by the way, speaking of being silly and getting up
to no go oh. Yes, the Breakfast show boys. We
accuse them of potentially cheating in that golf game we played,
and this we send them some audio. They chose not
(31:24):
to play it this morning.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Oh what very suspecious, very suspicious.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
So we've actually got a mole on the inside and
we will be talking to said mole.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Next said after monkeys, Yeah, why not.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
You two there on the radio Holdarchy Big Show this
Friday afternoon. Now, as you'll be aware, we had our
last Swingers Club of the year Fellers in aid of November.
It was the Big Show Boys versus the break Breakfast
Boys plus two winners on each side.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
We played Ambrose Golf and based by the end of it,
whoever won out of the two teams the opposite show
would cover their show once again. However, this time it
was the final show of the year, so the losing
side has to do the final show of the year,
and it ended up being us. We lost one shot
by one shot. And now Friday, the nineteenth of December,
(32:19):
we are doing the Breakfast Show and the Drive Show.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, I'm gutted about it. Oh look, I'm gutted about
it too. But we were chatting about it yesterday and
what we became aware of because I said that Kezy
just quietly between us, jeez, we should have cheated, Kezy,
you know what I mean, No one would ever have known.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Yeah, Keysy was very meticulous in the scoring.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Every someone had to tee off at one point during
the nine hole.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
So there were four of us. Each one of us
had to have contributed a drive to the nine holes.
I wrote down the initials of everyone that contributed that drive.
The Breakfast Show did not do that. We have no
idea whether they'd stuck to the rules. We recorded some
audio yesterday accusing them of cheating. They chose today to
not even play it on air or address it at all,
which I think is very suspicious.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I'm very lazy with your content. They would be happy
to take any ofthing.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
You'd think, so, can I also see big show content?
Can I also point out keys they didn't sign their card.
That's not an official card in Valor. So we signed
our card. They did not sign their card. It's not
a valid card they presented. Now.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Fortunately we have got a mole on the inside. The
mole is on the line with us right now. Hey, mole,
how are you going?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (33:30):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
This is Zoe by the way, because she's a mole.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah, but she is the producer of the Big Show,
the Breakfast Show. I'm sure she'd love to be the
producer of the Big Show. Bettle Pugs and.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
He's Zoey just I mean, mole, just confirming that pugsn
did in fact send you some audio to play this morning?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (33:52):
Did, And I even put it in our document for
us to have on the show.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Right, okay?
Speaker 4 (33:56):
And then what when when they saw that in the document?
What Jerry and and I have to say about it?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Look, they listened to it and they decided not to
play it out.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Was there any reason? Do you think it was because
we'd uncovered some sort of conspiracy?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I doubted. I asked Manya and he said, no. One
likes to see a loser.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
They were trying, we were trying to protect their money.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Oh oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
That's I don't have any money, man I don't give
a ship.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Them of cheating, Yeah, totally. I'm not accusing them of cheating.
They did cheat.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
You know what I'm saying, so.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Zoe, because we're pretty pretty much prepared to say the
whole deal is off because they're cheating. Are you suggesting
that maybe they didn't cheat? Oh?
Speaker 8 (34:38):
They definitely.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
I wouldn't be I was pressing the buttons for you, fellows.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
You did a great job, Zoie. By the way, yeah,
thanks to But.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
I'm pretty sure that we've already booked flights for Thursday.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
You're off? Are you fair enough? Fair enough to? Oh?
Are you not going to be there? Zoie? But even
and I I think we've all.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
Booked flights for Thursday.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah. How good were you going?
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
So we've tried. We've tried to get our mole to
get the inside goss and admit that they were cheating. She's, unfortunately,
has been no good to us. Thank you not Zoe Mole.
Thank you Mole, Thanks for your time.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Good one.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
All right, enjoy your flight.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
But was it okay that we called Zoe a mole?
Speaker 5 (35:21):
No?
Speaker 4 (35:21):
I think it's fine.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Is that okay? I'm happy with it? Absolutely, Zoe would
be very happy. I mean, I wouldn't like to be
called a mole.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Yeah, I mean we'll address that off here, Jay S,
don't worry about it. Sure, But I do have another
update on this particular situation, okay, which we'll discuss net.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
The Hodarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Hodk Nirvana there on the radio. Hold arkey, big show,
this betiful Friday afternoon. Hope you're having a good one
wherever you are in this great country of ours.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Good stuff.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Jase, Hey, So Wednesday we played a game of golf
against the break for show. We lost, and as a result,
we are now covering their final show of the year,
the nineteenth. It's a Friday of December and we'll be
doing Bricky and then Drive.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, I was at the nineteenth.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Well, just just on those fellas and hear me out
hear me out right. I I've got one day of
annual leave left.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
have one day.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Of annual leave left. I didn't realize until last night.
I was just going through my things and my wife
really keen for us to fly down to christ Church
on the Thursday night there of the eighteenth. Like, and
it's not that I want to get out of doing
the double show, because you know I love doing breakfast radio.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Well I'll just interrupt you there, keusing I'm doing that
double shift on the final day of the year as
a result of you and Jay's losing a game of
golf that I had absolutely nothing to do with. Yeah,
and now you're so that there's a potential that you're
going to use your last day of leave on that day,
(37:07):
leaving just Jason I and Pugs and Pugs to do
both those shows on that day. And let me just
tell you this, I have got a whole new level
of respect for you. Oh really, that is a massive
piece of ship move and I think you should absolutely
do it.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Oh, I Thinksmogi awesome man, just to put that.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Is good stuff from I don't know you had it
in you, man, that is real.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Dep I'm just I'm just sick of being a good guy.
I'm always a good guy. Oh, Kezy's such a great guy.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
It's like you've got the joker make when you're playing
cars and you're whipping out the joker. So I don't
care if I have to do both, because I'm not
doing either. Yeah, you have to shuts up a bit.
And now it makes me think maybe you actually through
the game just to Screwgi Mogi on that, just to
chip in my two sents if I might.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
And you're quite right to be angry about the fact
that you know we lost the match and you have
to suffer the consequences of that, I'd be filthy. I
just want to put it out there that when you
say we lost the match, I think it would be
more specific. And this is what's really getting deep inside
my goat, is that the reality is Keesy.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Lost us that match.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Yeah, I didn't want to say it out loud, but
I'm saying it out loud because he's made such a
dirt bag move and it has nothing to do with
my own leave situation, because how he does.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Have you got left?
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Oh, you've used three more than you've actually got.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Right, you're getting your pay dot, don't you look? Jason?
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Well, I didn't want this to descend into like, I
don't want this to blow the team apart.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Well, I don't want to be pointing fingers, but in
this situation, I feel I must you do what you
want to do, Keysy Moggie and I and Pugson will
We'll take it on the chin, mate. Pug Sound's a backbone.
He's a filthy bastard.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Well.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
The interesting thing is, when I was looking at the
leave apications, Mogi, you've actually got one day left?
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Where am I?
Speaker 5 (39:07):
So?
Speaker 4 (39:08):
I mean, I don't know whether you I don't know
what you're planning to do with it. But wow, Friday
the nineteenth could be a good move. Extend your holiday.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Causey I think I'll give you the Thursday off as well.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Oh yeah, sweet things. Mogi far out.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Looks like it's old spoonboy in the Jews.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
That is not a real name.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
No one knows what he's joined to us the Hdarchy
Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodakiro.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Smith There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Hey you feel as the Swingers Club wrapped up on Wednesday.
The next one, though, is actually happening at Chasing the Fox.
If you would like to join us in the Heineken
Silver Clubhouse where we will be broadcasting our show live.
This is Friday, December twelfth. It's right by the final
hole of Chasing the Fox. Amongst all the action, We've
got space for a couple of backbones to join the
Hducky crew for this event. We are targeting this event.
(40:09):
We are treating it as our office Christmas party and
it is going to be massive. Drinks and stuff are included,
of course. It is RA eighteen. If you are keen
here to huduky dot Co dot m Z. It'll be
you and a mate. Great stuff now oh wait, oh
yes to Heina can Silver world class low carb lager.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Yeah, great stuff now you can now listen.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Coming up after six, the Sexy Check continues with old Mogi.
I am chumming at the bet to find out what
that's about. It's been one of our sixiest shows. It's
been very sexy this show, and there's nothing wrong with that.
On it Friday Feelers.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Have you got anything sixy you'd like to contribute?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Jason, I do have something sexy in that vein? What vein?
Speaker 5 (40:49):
Yea?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
What vein? The main? The main vein grows.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
The whod Achy Big Show with Jake and Key tune
in weekdays and four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Welcome back your mess with Bagbones. Your Friday afternoon is
going off. You're listening to the Big Show brought to
you by reburgear.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
Sieving good times and good food dining or take away
Reburg Year today.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Ah, what my hit.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
I was dreaming about Reburger.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Oh my god. It was so crave worthy but it
was gor mate and it was straight food.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
That was just a reminder on that front.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Re Reburger, re if you could file fire me three
year account so I can put that money.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
And you haven't done that yet because you we we
made it that.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
I was going through. Oh where did you send it
to your number? I also emailed you, oh okay, to
the chat too, it's in the group chat. Okay, sweat,
I saught that tonight. Get fifty bucks out man.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
No one does that. No one deals in cash anymore?
Do we feelos? It's all what.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
About today's next time we go play golf somewhere, you
just shout around for me, that's mine taking taking care of.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
I'll saw you out tonight, fellas. What was it fifty each?
Speaker 6 (42:18):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Thanks? Mate? And you've sent through the account details honestly
for my fifty. If you could just stop saying that
you're going to pay me fifty, that's my fifty, that's
my fin Okay, No, that's fair enough, oh Jess.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
But I'll hold on to your number, your account number,
just in case, you know, who knows what might happen,
and case you know, I'm not doing that regolf.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
Regolf, imagine that real bigger while playing golf.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yeah, that'd be pretty good.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
Metallica, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
The hururarchy big show week days from four on Radio
Hurdarky Red.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Chilli Peppers on The Hidicky Big Show. Hey fellas, obviously
it's already been a sixty show. Ready, Jase, you've got
your sexy haircut. I'm kezy with your sexy massage couples massages?
Oh yeah, man, pretty hard? Can you take some VIDs
of that? I'd like to talk to you about my andies,
my undergarments. Yesterday I went out and about eating a boot,
(43:21):
as I call it, and I was very busy. I
was all over town, and I had meetings, and I
was went to the gym and all sorts of things.
And when I got home last night and took peeled
my underpants off, disgusting. Yeah, just peeled them off. You
(43:41):
know you can run your hands down them and sort
of roll up into a tight, little tight little tube there. Well,
I did that, and it was at that point that
I realized that I'd had my underpants on backwards the
entire day. Wow, the entire day now, Yes, and not
notice at any point.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Because men'sudies are a thing that often they're the same
front and back rough they like there's a little pouch.
It depends what kind of you running well.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
I vary. I've got the briefs obviously, which has got
the big part for my messive ass, and then the smaller,
sort of capping, more secure front. On yesterday I was
wearing the ones that have sort of got the they're
sort of the same as it, but they've got a
little bit longer leg, you know. Yeah, but it felt
(44:27):
I was come for years, and I'm wondering if as
you get older and Jason, you know, you'll be able
to help me, just you know, from other people. Does
your downstairs operation does it shrivel and die?
Speaker 5 (44:38):
God?
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I wish.
Speaker 6 (44:42):
I am.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
I don't mean to because I don't want to say
about a massive downstairs or anything.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Why not you always usually do?
Speaker 2 (44:57):
It's just that Rie Andy's yeah, I have to get
some specially made.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
Who makes them?
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Who does make those special? There's a little Taylor and
Glen Eden.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Oh yeah, and I get what they call a coconut
cup put in the front there.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
What does that do? Wow?
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Just so things are comfortable and you just I can
lump it all in there and it just sort of
nestles and it's like a bird nest.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
But just full of twigs and bottle caps, and ship. Well, no,
it's more. It's more the cup.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeah, and then your your bullos and your no you
get it?
Speaker 4 (45:47):
So and why is it called a coconut cup?
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Well, it's about the size of a coconut if you
have the coconut, right, it's that And that's a little
bit bigger than you'd normally get in a normal pair
of animal.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Say, it wouldn't work for you because you especially made ones.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
M Yeah, so I but anyway hot, Yeah, well, I
don't know. I was just I just thought it was
interesting because I've worn normally, when you put on your
andyes backwards, you immediately notice, yes you would. Yeah, well
that's true. Yeah, god, I've done that before.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Have you ever won a thomb Jace?
Speaker 2 (46:26):
I did once, go on.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
The only time I've ever worn a theme a thong,
and this is true, was in a love making scene
I had.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Right, did they have to get it specially made?
Speaker 2 (46:37):
They did? It's because you've got a filthy back door.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
The hill Archy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in on radio.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Do you guys like Lincoln Park?
Speaker 2 (46:49):
I actually do. I saw Lincoln Park live live. I
saw them. I don't like them, do you not. Yeah, No,
they're very very good. Although somebody right beside us projected
vomit it well yeah, all over the floor and created
probably about an eight minute, eight meter radius where just
nobody nobody went for the rest of the show. Its
imagine how much room you can create. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
It's on a concert unless someone doesn't projectile vomiting mind. Hey,
should we have another farmyard yarn?
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Fellers?
Speaker 4 (47:23):
Are we just clapping along?
Speaker 2 (47:25):
It's got a real rhythm to it.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
This certainly does. It's signed for the PGG Rights and
Big Show Big Yarn to celebrate the hard working farms
that keep this country going, and because it's Friday, decided
to double up and give away two PGG rights and
prize packs and two lots of one hundred dollars cash
joining us for their Big Yarn. Now, Ethan, your mad bastard?
How's live?
Speaker 8 (47:46):
I get a your mad bastard? How are you?
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (47:48):
Goodest gold mate? What do you do for a crust? Ethan?
Speaker 2 (47:51):
I am a cherry farmer.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
Absolutely Frothen don't tell me you've featured on an episode
of Country Calendar, mate.
Speaker 8 (48:02):
Oh no, that's shock and I'm not not featuring any
country calendar, KIZI.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
Actually I watched there's a cheery juice which a lot
of people are talking about, which is good for the
system apparently.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
What a load of ballots?
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Yeah out mate, yeah, you see, you see that's fantastic, Ethan.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Just just a quick question.
Speaker 4 (48:22):
Are you in the like sort of Nelson area?
Speaker 8 (48:25):
Now?
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Good? You're right. So cherries coming into season now, Ethan.
Speaker 8 (48:34):
Yeah, yeah, we're about two weeks away from starting picking.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
I don't get a shock and frost or something like that,
real late one, you know, yeah, that would be terrible, Ethan.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Any change, you can send us up a couple of
boxes of the old cherries there, mate.
Speaker 8 (48:50):
Oh, I might be able to sneak.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
That was amazing because usually we have the hawks Bay
ones are well, I don't think they have shot that's right.
I've never had a oneker one, so I'd love to.
Speaker 8 (49:05):
Oh, well, I might be able to sort something out here.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
We've got to stop using the radio show as an excuse.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Look, I'm sorry, Ethan, we've run out of time. Man. No.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
Eighth, of course you are calling up for the big show,
Big yarn, mate, tell us your farm yarn.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (49:21):
So This was back when I wasn't cherry farming. I
was actually in the outbeack of Australia. You might know
a little bit about this the adjacent.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Yeah, sure, mate. She's bluddy hotting.
Speaker 8 (49:30):
Up a track with a dodgy old diesel truck and
the pump clicked out and there was a bit too
much pressure and the pump pretty much blow up, started.
Speaker 9 (49:39):
Listening diesel up into the air. It all ended back
down on the motor. The motor burst into flames, so
I grabbed a fut of the truck was the wrong
type of fark, so we first tried to put it out,
just made the flames ten times figger. I backed up
the track that it was besides, and then realized that
truck was like a heap of dry bales.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
So I jumped on the truck while.
Speaker 9 (50:03):
I was on fire, drove it down into the middle
of the peddick. Realized how dodgy the truck was in
the middle of the pedic because I forgot she had
no bloody breaks there. Jadz jumped out the bloody trunk
while it was moving, did a bit of a die
roll and watch the all its glory and flames roll
into the middle of the paddock and that was.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
All she wrote.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
Holy yeah that was a great Yeah she was.
Speaker 8 (50:27):
She was bloody in tints. They had a few beers.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Is that night? Should they fire after that? One man?
What's that? Did they fire you? Oh? Yeah no?
Speaker 8 (50:35):
I was gone the next day.
Speaker 4 (50:37):
Good on ya, Thank you so much for your big
yard mate. We'll send you out a prize pack and
some cash.
Speaker 8 (50:41):
Here cheers Toney.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Good up.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
The Hidarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hidarky.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Well, there you go, your man, bar Swards. That's a
big show, undusted for your Friday.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
And indeed for the week.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
In the podcast outro today, if I'm correct, we've had
a lot of filth today and in the podcast out
trial we had to put a disclaimer on.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
There was so much film. I don't know if there's
been filth in the show. It's been sixy though it's
been sixty. The show was sixy. The podcast was filth. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
Well, the thing about the Big Show is everyone knows
that we toe the line between sexy and filth, but
we nail it. I'm sure, even me saying nail it filthy.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:32):
Here's a clip of today's outro it's about Jason's appetite.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
I do struggle with eat a whole bigger It's true,
well a whole rebigger, just because they're so massive.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
And do you feel like a bit of a baby.
Do you not know that your masculinity is directly tired
to how much? Well, probably it was, then you'd be
the man man in the world if it was, dear
for sure. I don't know. I just don't have a
big appetite. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 7 (51:59):
And this is and then I have a huge jab mate,
I love me. Come on, there's a shock a bit
come on you as the podcast clip. Man, it's terrible,
it's shocking from you, jays god at seven thirty, mogie,
(52:21):
what are you up to today?
Speaker 2 (52:22):
A date with the old? Oh? The whole weekend? Well tonight, okay,
let's start with tonight. There. I've got a date with
my missus.
Speaker 5 (52:28):
There.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
I've got some mates coming up from from Levin, Yes, tomorrow.
They're coming up for rufus Del's Soul. I think they
call can't remember the name of the bend specifically to
soul to soul. Very good, they're very good, yes, I say,
coming up for that gig I'm not going and then
I don't know. I was hoping for some cricket, but
thankfully that starts on Tuesday. Thank God for that.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
I can't wait now, keys here, I already know what
you're having for dinner. Let me just say I'm disappointed.
Speaker 4 (52:58):
I'm going for a walk with my wife and we
have left over frozen tigre and carried it her mummide.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
That's so good because I would have That's just exactly
the sort of thing that would have got thrown straight
in the ben at my joint. Yeah. Same, Hey, And
I know you've got Kiwi pong tomorrow youre going to take.
And then you got your message on Sundays. Yes, you're
a busy soning.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
I'm a busy soob.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
How do you feel about getting a massage with a
massive hangover? Ah?
Speaker 4 (53:21):
To be honest, I had it in Bali and it
was excellent.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
Right.
Speaker 4 (53:25):
I just felt like a terrible human. Then they rubbed
the evil out of me.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
You're good? Yeah, nice?
Speaker 4 (53:29):
So I'm excited. Yeah, Jace, what are you doing this weekend? Man?
Speaker 3 (53:32):
What am I doing this weekend? That's a really good question.
Bits and pieces. My my youngest daughter just got her
practical today. She passed her practical driving test, so she's
got a license. So I'm imagining she's going to pester
me all week in for the car and I'm just
going to stress out about it.
Speaker 4 (53:49):
Oh that sounds fun, man, Yeah, a little bit of
gardening see
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Speaker 2 (00:42):
I'm pretty grassy. You're mad dog your sixth son of
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and we got three to go before the end of
the year. And Old Santa Claus turns up. How good?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, man, I'm very much looking forward to that. The
old Christmas Ham. A bit of fishing, bit of swimming,
but a love making keasy.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
But love making, but love making Keysy, just to put
my name after love making.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
It's just that I'd come to the end of my
thought and then I mentioned your name.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
But a bit of love making Keezy.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, I'm good fellas, thanks for asking a great mood.
I'm going a chipper mood.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
He is on failure.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I'm in a good mood. I've got the world series.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Shocking days this week.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Have I. I feel like I'm in this mood every
single day. As soon as that light goes on and
this might comes up, the smoke becomes hot.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, you're glowing. I'm ready to go.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, man, because I'm professional.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That's great stuff. Good to hear it, man, good to
hear it.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Ja.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yes man, it's a cool ship. Man. He's done it again,
taking ship. He's done again. I ever get sick of
their boots.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Hearing I this is my maffy your ship because for me,
it's got mafia vibes, you know, like a Sopranos. Old
Tony was always wearing ship. It's like this just cruising
around his house. We have that calling you Tony having affairs,
having affairs with you know, as counselors and stuff. Actually, incidentally,
(02:09):
my wife and I started watching an episode of that
the other day because it popped on and we were like,
why did we never watch this? Because everyone bangs on
about how amazing it is.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I do because Mogi probably recommended it.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, my fault. Sorry man, that's okay. I know how
that goes. Yeah, the greatest TV show ever made. You
want to avoid that for sure? Yeah, give that one,
I miss man. That's smart.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Hey, But the greatest radio show ever made.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
What's coming up on it, Mogi?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
What's happening on the Big Show with old mogis?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
We have got billions of prizes to give away. Another
opportunity to win Heineke and silver clubhouse tickets at the
Chasing the Foxy event coming up in a week or two.
Not only that, we've got the Throbber of course, Fowlers, huge,
huge throbber today and Jase, Yes, you've got your haircut man?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, well you fellas Tommy. I had to get it done.
That looks good, and I took Keysy's advice and did
all the things he said for me to say. We'll
talk about that next. Maybe it looks good man. Thanks man.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
He's the Black Keys.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodky.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
She had there on the Radio hod Archy Big Show.
This glorious Friday afternoon. Don't forget, of course, being a Friday,
a fraud out shy day. If you've got any froud outs,
take them through on three, four, eight through good man.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, no, sorry, I.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Just it was a big gassious suddenly.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Is there any one here?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, good froud out to my boy Mitchell for helping
me move my new lounge suite.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That's that's that's backbone shit right there. It is.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, great stuff man, And it is a backbone thing
to do for your mates. It's one of those things
you go sure, man, and then massively regret.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
On the day, you know what I mean. Yeah, around,
that's exhausting stuff. Hey, Jason, you've got a haircut men,
talk threw brother, because I tell you what mean, you're
getting really smart? Thanks mate.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Well, fellows, we had a little chat yesterday, didn't we
Just a little one.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
And I've always admired how quift keys is quift. Well,
can you not say that word? Please?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Qift quift quift And you too, Mogi to be fair sure.
And so I got some advice from Keysy because he's
very particular about us here, you know what I mean,
as Wax's and and he told me because I don't
even know what to say to the hairdresser, and so
(04:47):
he told me what to say, and I went to
my local feller.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, he's literally thirty meters from my house.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I went in there and he wasn't there, or he
was there, actually that's a lie, but he was doing
someone else's here.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
And so is this one of those shot see you
don't book, you just walk and you sit.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Down and wait old school? Yeah, yeah, yeah, good on you.
So I sat down and wait and another dude came out.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Hang on.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I wasn't anticipating this, and he said you came in
and I went, yeah, man, So he took me up there.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And you're too scared. So now I'm waiting for old mate.
The barber I like, and that you had no idea,
You had no idea, and there was that rest you're underpreprecure. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I just went again and he said what are you after?
And I said, well, first of all, can you tape
of the side burns?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And he went, your sweet airs?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And I said, and maybe a fade is that's what?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Is that what it's called?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I said, yeah, faide, I said number two and he went, yeah, no,
no worries and just leave a little bit of length
on top of you will and.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Do stoo doo doo doo doo dooo douce And.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
He said, do you want your eyebrows trimmed and I went,
thanks for that, mate, your eyebrows and there was more
hair from my eyebrows than there was from my head,
by the way, bush. And it's seriously took about seven minutes.
And then he said you wanted about thinner on top
and I went yeah, because he's got He said, you
got lush here man.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You put out the thinning scissors.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
The thinning scissors I don't even know quite what they do,
where they reduce the mess, the mess you're not then
the mess.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
A good job on your eyebrows now, because it's just
it was just one and now you've got quite diff
defined two separate eyebrow.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so he did it took about
seven minutes and then he put some product in and
he said this is good stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
You got some product at home and I went, Nana,
is that good? Is it? And he went yeah, mate, sucker.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
So the haircut cost steady bucks yea, And he said
do you want to get some of that but it's good?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Do you want to get some of this what's west
Auckland mog it's cheaper out those, yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
And he said you want some hare wax?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
That's stuff up in your hare and I went, yeah,
that's good, and he said it's on specials, so that
was good. It was only one hundred and eighty bucks.
That is good for a punnet of hair wax. And
I went, you know, two hundred and ten bucks. I'm
pretty sick with that hair wax and a sick new do.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That is a hell of a lud man like man.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Yeah, it looks great.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's with every penny.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
It's it's a bit bluffy because I had to wash
my hair because I feel like they don't want to
put their hands through my filthy heir.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I don't like it when you do that. Is that right? Yeah?
I wasn't sure.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
You see, I didn't know the protocol, but I felt
really cool using Kesey's words there, you know what I mean,
keep fade and taper and all that sort of jazz.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Well, I think it. I think it was a good
cool Jason. I think you look great. Yeah, appeared with
that bird shit honestly, yeah, man, hot shit.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah. Do you think the ladies will take a second glance? Fell?
As many haircuts as you want, mate, It doesn't make
the woman any damner. There's the class.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days and four on Radio hold Iching
Own Garden.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show, there's Friday afternoon
the time for twenty.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Six fellas doing something this weekend I've never done before
with my wife. On the Sunday one, I will be
getting a couple's massage and it's hot.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
No, it's not. So that's when two people message you.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
A couple of people, no, two each, No, no, no,
It's basically what it is is are we both my
wife and I both go into a room and then
two separate miss mess uses messiah.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Messiahs miss what is it? The messus messus?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
But there's two of them mess missus messis Yes, but anyway,
are they come in and one massages me and one
massage is her?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Actually Keyzy? Then he put the sexy music on.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Please, I don't see why it's relevant.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Well, okay, so what are you wearing? I'm sorry, I
mean your wife? You're all good? Yeah, your wife.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I'll be in my undies.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
What will your wife be wearing?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I'm not sure that's a good question. And her undies
as well. Bottom half And then we'll have a towel
wrapped around.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I'd say, oh yeah, but you've got to take the
towel off surely in terms of getting in there, sorry,
I mean getting on the shoulders spine there to do
it properly there. What kind of what kind of oil
do you think they'll be used?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Jas I've never been before. I was gonna ask you guys,
you know, have you ever experienced that? I have had
a couple's message before? Yeah? I think I can't remember
where it was actually, or it was worth must have
been my wife, right, and and it was good, it
was good times.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
It gets pretty. It's actually quite surprising how sexy it
gets in there, because you think, well, you're just sort
of rubbing out the troubles of the days. But it
does get extremely erotic very quickly.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, oh yeah, because I imagine at some stagey to take
the towel off.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Well, that's the thing, that's the thing. You're sort of
lying face down there, your head buried in a pillow.
You've been there before on that whole thing. Yeah, that's right,
you're having your face you've got into that pillow there. Yeah,
and you've got things running through your mind because you're
being touched in the Oh yeah, wait, Now you don't
know if the other person is feeling the same thing.
(10:28):
It might be all in your head. Yeah, so you've
got to be very careful. And all you can see
is their toe jams and their toes and their feet,
so it's hard to tell just by that. However, on occasion,
as they're moving up and down your body and massaging
you the a chisi, you'll find that they rub certain
parts of their body on certain parts of your body.
That's how you've got to sort of work it out.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, at some point, of course he'll roll onto your back,
won't you and.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Say so I carry a lot of tension in the quads.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah you do, and a bit of ten textion. What
you mean? Can I just ask, what is it? A
dude message in your wife? It was for us? It
was two dudes. Okay, I'm not sure speak strong bar s.
(11:18):
That's what fella. She'll probably want the same, I imagine, Well, I.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Don't know, because I'm getting a massage, she's getting a
facial sad enough, a dude would be doing that would
probably be one of the women, wouldn't it.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
The hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four on.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Radio Smashing Pumpkins Here on the Radio Hdarchy Big Show
this Friday afternoon, the time being four point thirty nine.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Hey, fellas, ste you like yarns?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah? Man?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
What about country arms?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah man? Same here man.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Well, luckily we've teamed up with PGG Rights and for
the big show, Big yarn.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
How good are these sort of country yarns keezy about
being a backbone farm that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah good.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I mean we've done them already earlier this week on
the show. I don't know why you're asking me.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Well, it's just a way of sort of conveying information
to the audience but making it seem like we're just
having a conversation a casual way. But then they overhear
it and they take that information on peek behind the
curtain there.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
That's an interesting sort of what would like technique?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Technique?
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Yeah, for sure, I've never heard of that.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
No, I should have a name.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Actually, we are looking to celebrate the hard working farmers
that keep this country going.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh look, I love celebrating them.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
If you're keen to one a PGG writes and prize
pack and one hundred dollars cash. You just have to
tell us your best farm yarn. You do that by
texting PGG to three four eight three and then we
send you a link and you enter there.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yesterday we had it young, didn't we to last? There?
And she was talking about the hearing bone milking situation
they had. There was a young heifer. Yes, the husband
had been feeding treats to the young here from the
after you know, feeding time, and it just cut straight
past the food and just went straight for the treats.
Shocking bastard. You mean it went cut straight past the
milking and went to the to the food.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
That's there was a story about an appretty young heifer.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yes, I actually just on there. He's got a lot
of spunk that here for. I didn't know you milk heifers.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
You can milk it almost anything with that mind. Luca
on the line, Luca, how you going man?
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Good? Thanks, Casey? How are we? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Bloody good?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
What do you do for a crust? Luka? Your siico
do outdoor education? Mate? Bushcraft there? Luca? Yeah something like that?
Yeah good.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
What's your big yarn there?
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Luca?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, what's your big yarn man.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Yeah, back in back in high school, I try my
hand and dairy farming there after school. So got me
a job on a local farm and was milking for
about two weeks under supervision from the big boss and
finally said you'll be right to milk on your own.
So probably get about three cars away to the milking
and he comes and absolutely effing and jeff and and
(14:18):
I ask, oh, what's wrong?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
And turns out I left.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
The milk vet open and all the milk.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Was the way.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
That is a good yarn. Actually, that's great yard.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Yes to say it told never come back and that
was the end of my.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Oh mate, that is a shock out.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
So let me just reiterate the first time you were
milking solo and you just spilt the milk everywhere. Yeah, Jesus, Well, congrats, Luca,
you have won yourself a PGG writes and price pack
and one hundred bucks cash man.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
O good on.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
I'll tell you what, fellers. One thing about farmers they
don't muck around when it comes to the firing.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
It's like ninety days. It's an interesting I think, so
an interesting one there, though, isn't it? With old Luca
Lucas the kind of guy you keep on because he's
never going to make that mistake again. That's right. You
get some other dopey bastard that comes along, then he's
going to do the same thing, and so on and
so on so forth. What are you going to do? Man?
What are you going to do? These farmers are hard core?
(15:18):
Do you like a drink of milk? Jase? I love
a cold drink of milk straight from the bottle, or
the teat.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
God's tense stone table pilots.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, why not?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
The Hudarky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hone.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I don't mind me a bit of Kings of Leon
of a Friday afternoon, Jace.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
They've got a new EP out. Oh great? About five
songs on there? How good? It's actually really good. They've
sort of slipped the last few albums, got super commercial,
super middle of the road, very hard to digest. I'm
not a fan, to be honest. Yes, this new EP
is well with a listener, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Great, sounds good. I'll be doing that over the weekend.
But in the meantime, let's talk TV.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
What's on the Telly with Mike Know?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Again the Fellows. I don't watch anything. Last night, I
sat outside and I just had a yarn with the
missus for a few hours. And yeah, I didn't even
turn the TV on. Didn't even turn the TV on.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Joe, how many buzzies out of five do you give?
Yarning with the message last night? We were pretty good.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
We've got to be at about ten, which is pretty
good for us, or four and a half stars. You
can only really go five stars if you get into
four in the morning five in the morning. That's sorry, Jesus, stars,
come on. I was thinking about all the stars in
the skyline, right, Yeah, but really what I was thinking
about was should have been thinking about, was busy? Correct.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I got home last night, went straight to the gym.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
So you don't have a home gym, how do you
get home and then go to the gym.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I went home, got into my gym gear, and then
went straight to the gym.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Does he still rock? You're still rocking the leo?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Yeah, that's the one with the birds on.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Today. Got home from that, had protein shake, pein Shake,
I love pe Man. Then I just did a bit
of that's when you lie down some did you guys
shut up? Did some pilates? Oh? Yeah? Then I had
(17:26):
a leafy green smoothie.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
That spinach.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
And some spirllina powder. Then I chatted to my wife
on the deck there front or rear dick? Front deck,
the new dick up the front there?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Have you got a nickname for that? Because you've got
so many dicks, you probably have to have a short end.
You must we no, we just go. I just say
front deck, darling.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Well back dick, as as.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I don't know what's gone into you today, Keys, Do
you know.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
What you're talking about? Is the front deck the one
that has like evening sun?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Yes? Okay, cool? But by then, of course it was
quite dark. Of course you get home late. Yeah. And
so after that I did a big that was a yawn.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
I thought you're giving it, and I did the old
classic like you do in the movies fellas with my
arms outstretching, ended up around his shoulder. Oh yes, like
oh hoody Jesus got it a bit fatigued, and then
we went to bed and made love passionately for two
and a half hours.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Wow, how many blows it?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
What was on the TV? I'll give it four point
seven buzzies out of five? Yes, wow, what about you? Keys?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
I watched Selling Homes Australia last night.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
We're talking about hanging out with him missus man. Surely
you went for a walk after dinner or something. No,
we did go for a walk.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
We went for a walk because we had a very
quick dinner delicious pasta but a.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Pruito boal, Simon Conagor and rocket.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
It was delicious.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, went for a walk.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Then watched Selling Homes Australia.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
How long is the walk gere each evening? Four k yep,
crystal clear. Yeah, it's really nice and an overlooks same
every time.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
No, it depends how we're feeling, how much time we've
got because by the time the show finishes a get
home quick dinner, it is getting quite dark.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah. Do you were your floaters last night?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
I wore Birkenstocks with socks.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh wow, no math teacher vibes. Yeah, it was just
what I put on. Yeah yeah, yeah, who cares?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Who cares?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Men?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
You're married?
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Man?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
So married?
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Who cares?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Did you go to bed eventually? And we went to
bed quite early? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
So we watched Selling Homes Australia on TV's in Plus
There season fifteen. This lady had a house valued it too.
She bought it for two hundred and thirty thousand dollars
spent thirty Oh you're too sixty ish, Yeah to sixty.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
What did you sell it for? Though?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
One eighty five?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
She's a weapon.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Because the market was so bad, right, it was about
mitigating losses.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Did she give that?
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I gave that episode probably three point eight busies.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Wow, he's remarkably high for a horrendously tedious show.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
He loved that show. I give the Walk with My
Wife four point eight busies. Really, Yeah, it was excellent.
Do you like Green Day?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Jays No, The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
God, I love Green Day. I've just got it, man,
they really do all bands I've got it, yes, but
Green Day have got it.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
You have to tell me, man, Perc Now, listen to Friday,
So coming up next to Friday Thrubber and I think, actually,
if I've got the scores right in my head, Mogi,
if you win today, she's all over Raba, Like, I.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Don't want to talk about the scores and give people
any kind of an influence one way or the other. Jay.
I mean, it's a very very delicate time of year
and it's important that nobody comes out of us with
an asterisk, right, That's all I'll say.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
It's an emotional time of year as well.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
It's very emotional time of year.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
So we've just got to Yeah, just play keep your
head on right.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Jason, Well, I mean, Key doesn't need to worry about anything.
He's way out of it.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
I mean he's he's he has got the wooden spoon
and both hands.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
How dare you?
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Today's theme, by the way, is songs that represent how
Jason is feeling now that he's got a sick new haircut.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yes, that's the theme. Yeah, So tune in after five.
It's going to be a good one.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
It's going to be an excellent one.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Tune in week days and four on radio.
Speaker 6 (21:32):
Holdakey, it's the big shows Friday, Thromber, Douche, Doche, Oh God, solo.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Are you serious? I was just reading a text here
and a fellow was saying, the timing for our farm
yarns that we've been doing is about milking time, is
about milking top. But they have but they have it.
They have the radio plane and the sheds, it's saying
that they'll be missing it. I disagree. I think they'll
be hearing it.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Yeah, because the cows like a bit of rock and Rollers,
a bit of Green Day, bit of chit chat, bit
of chit chat. Now listen the Friday Thrower. Will we
each chooser, We each choose a tune. Whatever the theme
is they knew the public, call us on our eight
hundred hodechi and decide what's tune you think is best
(22:24):
in the first of two wins.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
That's right, the first two wins and gets played in full.
Today's theme is Jase got a new haircut, and this
song sums up how he is now feeling because of
his new haircut. One who wants to go first?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
I just feel like you guys are just gonna go
go hardcore take the pass.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
No, I don't think so. I can go first if
you want to. So this is how I believe Jason's
feeling now that he's got a new lid. Sez he top.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, man, he's just looking for some yeah and his
bird shirt. What are you gnat bot ah? You know
I'll go man. Actually you should go last. Okay I
really shouldn't, but a this is the feeling that Jase
has when he walks out. If you can imagine Jay's
walking out slow motion, this is the song in his head.
(23:21):
Crank it up, Keysy, what is that? Let's turn dot
from Luciano Patti one of the all time great performances
(23:45):
of that song. An absolute throbber.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Wow, it's a great tune. I once saw Paparotti at
the end of his career. Moogi know, not live, but
I was watching a video of him doing that very song,
and he wasn't the man he was at that time,
and he fell apart, really really fell apart, and was
singing it so badly that at the end of it
(24:10):
people were throwing things at him.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
It was a very tragic. If you can find that
video of the song on YouTube, anytime he does it live,
except obviously for that one Jason, Although that sounds like
it's got a little bit of value, check it out.
It is absolutely unbelievable. He was magnificent.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Now, you know, you guys were chatting to me and
I was looking in the mirror and I thought, you know,
this is how I feel about the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
It's time for a change, this.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Is changing the house.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
It flies, Yeah, I don't know. I don't think this
is how Jason would feel.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
I think he's just gone stuff at death time.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I think this is how it feels like. This should
have an answers on it, because this is not this
is not how Jase would about it.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
James Fellows, that's how I feel about it.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Okay, Well, look give us a call Onky. Which song
do you think should be the Friday Throber? Really good
stuff Fellas.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
James addiction The Hurarchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
It's the Big Shows Friday Thrommer. Jason, Well, I am
you did it again. There was three weeks in a row.
By the way Fellows have messed with.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
The tale was going on with said it was allowed
to tune it out.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, I don't know. I was just trapped out. It's
coming outside.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
It's like you don't even care about the show anymore.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
Man.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Hey, today's theme is Jace got a new haircut, and
this song is how he was feeling when he wants.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
If you've got any ideas on themes, please take them
through three for three. We're running out. Then we've got
nothing that is a great man.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
I went first. This is how I believe Jason was
when he walked out with his brand new haircutting.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Days Day Stage Stage Stays Day.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
It is easy top a song called tush. It's about
a man going out looking for some toush. Yeah, that's
Hoidy Jay all over. I went for a little bit
of uh Pevvarotti. Great Jane, Jane, all right, just wait
(26:44):
for this one again.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
I was struck out of that. Here I sail my
skull candies. Was listening to this tune.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
All right, the people to sign, shall we lok? Your
mad bastard? How's life?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
You're not bad? Just the son of the game. So
the you're nice? What are you going for there? Luke?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
What's the next one? The great name? How's life good?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Your bones? How's gone?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
What are you going for?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
The Cramer? I think it's go danger Man himself? Old
ja Yeah nice? Is that logan Logan? I mean Keysy.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Bones?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
What I reek?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
And bloody the danger Man himself?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Absolutely Keyzy the Danger Man.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Absolutely there you go for me or Jason?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Yeah, thank you so much? Logan from dead and very confusing.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, great stuff.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Well, how does it make you feel, Jason? You've got
the death Tones on again. Man, well done, Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I'm stoke, man, I love the death Tone. Just turn
it up loud in your car and and joy it.
Compliments at Hoody Chees.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
But the Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hdarchy dep.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Tones here on the radio.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Hold Archy Big Show this Friday afternoon, the time being
seventeen minutes past five.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Oh club, Yeah, if you've just joined us. That song
you just heard was how Jace felt whilst leaving the
barbershop today having got a brand new haircut. Like it changed, man, Yeah,
it didn't really sum up the vibe that, yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
It's funny because it was changed, but it's sort of
also at the same time it's same old, same old. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
But hey, Jase got the win, well done, Hey banks Man,
well done then. Yeah, so we'll just go to the
old scoreboard. Now out in first place with fifteen wins
for the year old Mogi's.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Well done, man, thanks man, great stuff for Mogi ex
for the Mogi Throb.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
A victory Christmas special Oh yes, that will potentially be happening.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, what are we doing for the winner.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
It'll be a special show with all the Mogi's Throbbers on.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
It on Christmas Day. Yeah, great, he's he's going to
come in and present it because he's gone last. You
see that. That is lliant.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Don't add new things when we're in deep.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
That is brilliant.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
It's pretty good for you, though, Jason. You've still got
a chance to overtake him. You are on thirteen with
three asterisks for coercing a listener Pantera's song with a
thousand f bombs and picking deaf tones constantly. So that's
pretty good.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
That's not bad, Jason.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I will have you know that I do not pick
deaf tones consistently, constantly, constantly.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Very really these days. I haven't played in deaf tones
for a long time.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
How long is a long time?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Like two hours, three or four months?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
And of course you've got Kezy who's coming last on
seven wins with two asterisks for playing freebird when it
wasn't relevant and bullying Mogi.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
What do you think has happened this year for you? Yeah,
because of course you've come out the back of a victory.
Last year, I had three consecutive victories and then you won,
and then you've come out of the gates this year,
and Jesus been shocking.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Well, I mean, I think seriously, in the history of
the Big Shine, I may be wrong. I stand to
be corrected. Yeah, that's the lowest score ever.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I Chris, and I hope you don't mind me calling
you Chris what my birth name?
Speaker 4 (30:33):
No, I don't mind it at all.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
He might finish and and I don't want to and
talk about you in front of you like you're not here.
But Jayce, he might finish in single digits, unheard of.
I think that's highly likely at this point. And then
I don't think it's a big deal.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
But wait, if we then consider the asterisk situation, Yes,
he's probably going to lose a point or two as well.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Yeah, he could be in the Nigger for the year.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
That would have been the negatives for the year. I'd
have to get. I'd have to get five more asterisks. Guys,
just being silly. You're speaking silly, that's all this is,
by the way, speaking of being silly and getting up
to no go oh. Yes, the Breakfast show boys. We
accuse them of potentially cheating in that golf game we played,
and this we send them some audio. They chose not
(31:24):
to play it this morning.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Oh what very suspecious, very suspicious.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
So we've actually got a mole on the inside and
we will be talking to said mole.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Next said after monkeys, Yeah, why not.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
You two there on the radio Holdarchy Big Show this
Friday afternoon. Now, as you'll be aware, we had our
last Swingers Club of the year Fellers in aid of November.
It was the Big Show Boys versus the break Breakfast
Boys plus two winners on each side.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
We played Ambrose Golf and based by the end of it,
whoever won out of the two teams the opposite show
would cover their show once again. However, this time it
was the final show of the year, so the losing
side has to do the final show of the year,
and it ended up being us. We lost one shot
by one shot. And now Friday, the nineteenth of December,
(32:19):
we are doing the Breakfast Show and the Drive Show.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, I'm gutted about it. Oh look, I'm gutted about
it too. But we were chatting about it yesterday and
what we became aware of because I said that Kezy
just quietly between us, jeez, we should have cheated, Kezy,
you know what I mean, No one would ever have known.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Yeah, Keysy was very meticulous in the scoring.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Every someone had to tee off at one point during
the nine hole.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
So there were four of us. Each one of us
had to have contributed a drive to the nine holes.
I wrote down the initials of everyone that contributed that drive.
The Breakfast Show did not do that. We have no
idea whether they'd stuck to the rules. We recorded some
audio yesterday accusing them of cheating. They chose today to
not even play it on air or address it at all,
which I think is very suspicious.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I'm very lazy with your content. They would be happy
to take any ofthing.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
You'd think, so, can I also see big show content?
Can I also point out keys they didn't sign their card.
That's not an official card in Valor. So we signed
our card. They did not sign their card. It's not
a valid card they presented. Now.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Fortunately we have got a mole on the inside. The
mole is on the line with us right now. Hey, mole,
how are you going?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Hey?
Speaker 5 (33:30):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
This is Zoe by the way, because she's a mole.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah, but she is the producer of the Big Show,
the Breakfast Show. I'm sure she'd love to be the
producer of the Big Show. Bettle Pugs and.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
He's Zoey just I mean, mole, just confirming that pugsn
did in fact send you some audio to play this morning?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (33:52):
Did, And I even put it in our document for
us to have on the show.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Right, okay?
Speaker 4 (33:56):
And then what when when they saw that in the document?
What Jerry and and I have to say about it?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Look, they listened to it and they decided not to
play it out.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Was there any reason? Do you think it was because
we'd uncovered some sort of conspiracy?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I doubted. I asked Manya and he said, no. One
likes to see a loser.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
They were trying, we were trying to protect their money.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Oh oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
That's I don't have any money, man I don't give
a ship.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Them of cheating, Yeah, totally. I'm not accusing them of cheating.
They did cheat.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
You know what I'm saying, so.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Zoe, because we're pretty pretty much prepared to say the
whole deal is off because they're cheating. Are you suggesting
that maybe they didn't cheat? Oh?
Speaker 8 (34:38):
They definitely.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
I wouldn't be I was pressing the buttons for you, fellows.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
You did a great job, Zoie. By the way, yeah,
thanks to But.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
I'm pretty sure that we've already booked flights for Thursday.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
You're off? Are you fair enough? Fair enough to? Oh?
Are you not going to be there? Zoie? But even
and I I think we've all.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
Booked flights for Thursday.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah. How good were you going?
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
So we've tried. We've tried to get our mole to
get the inside goss and admit that they were cheating. She's, unfortunately,
has been no good to us. Thank you not Zoe Mole.
Thank you Mole, Thanks for your time.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Good one.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
All right, enjoy your flight.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
But was it okay that we called Zoe a mole?
Speaker 5 (35:21):
No?
Speaker 4 (35:21):
I think it's fine.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Is that okay? I'm happy with it? Absolutely, Zoe would
be very happy. I mean, I wouldn't like to be
called a mole.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Yeah, I mean we'll address that off here, Jay S,
don't worry about it. Sure, But I do have another
update on this particular situation, okay, which we'll discuss net.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
The Hodarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Hodk Nirvana there on the radio. Hold arkey, big show,
this betiful Friday afternoon. Hope you're having a good one
wherever you are in this great country of ours.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Good stuff.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Jase, Hey, So Wednesday we played a game of golf
against the break for show. We lost, and as a result,
we are now covering their final show of the year,
the nineteenth. It's a Friday of December and we'll be
doing Bricky and then Drive.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, I was at the nineteenth.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
Well, just just on those fellas and hear me out
hear me out right. I I've got one day of
annual leave left.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
have one day.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Of annual leave left. I didn't realize until last night.
I was just going through my things and my wife
really keen for us to fly down to christ Church
on the Thursday night there of the eighteenth. Like, and
it's not that I want to get out of doing
the double show, because you know I love doing breakfast radio.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Well I'll just interrupt you there, keusing I'm doing that
double shift on the final day of the year as
a result of you and Jay's losing a game of
golf that I had absolutely nothing to do with. Yeah,
and now you're so that there's a potential that you're
going to use your last day of leave on that day,
(37:07):
leaving just Jason I and Pugs and Pugs to do
both those shows on that day. And let me just
tell you this, I have got a whole new level
of respect for you. Oh really, that is a massive
piece of ship move and I think you should absolutely
do it.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Oh, I Thinksmogi awesome man, just to put that.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Is good stuff from I don't know you had it
in you, man, that is real.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Dep I'm just I'm just sick of being a good guy.
I'm always a good guy. Oh, Kezy's such a great guy.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
It's like you've got the joker make when you're playing
cars and you're whipping out the joker. So I don't
care if I have to do both, because I'm not
doing either. Yeah, you have to shuts up a bit.
And now it makes me think maybe you actually through
the game just to Screwgi Mogi on that, just to
chip in my two sents if I might.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
And you're quite right to be angry about the fact
that you know we lost the match and you have
to suffer the consequences of that, I'd be filthy. I
just want to put it out there that when you
say we lost the match, I think it would be
more specific. And this is what's really getting deep inside
my goat, is that the reality is Keesy.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Lost us that match.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Yeah, I didn't want to say it out loud, but
I'm saying it out loud because he's made such a
dirt bag move and it has nothing to do with
my own leave situation, because how he does.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Have you got left?
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Oh, you've used three more than you've actually got.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Right, you're getting your pay dot, don't you look? Jason?
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Well, I didn't want this to descend into like, I
don't want this to blow the team apart.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Well, I don't want to be pointing fingers, but in
this situation, I feel I must you do what you
want to do, Keysy Moggie and I and Pugson will
We'll take it on the chin, mate. Pug Sound's a backbone.
He's a filthy bastard.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Well.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
The interesting thing is, when I was looking at the
leave apications, Mogi, you've actually got one day left?
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Where am I?
Speaker 5 (39:07):
So?
Speaker 4 (39:08):
I mean, I don't know whether you I don't know
what you're planning to do with it. But wow, Friday
the nineteenth could be a good move. Extend your holiday.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Causey I think I'll give you the Thursday off as well.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
Oh yeah, sweet things. Mogi far out.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Looks like it's old spoonboy in the Jews.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
That is not a real name.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
No one knows what he's joined to us the Hdarchy
Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodakiro.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Smith There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
Hey you feel as the Swingers Club wrapped up on Wednesday.
The next one, though, is actually happening at Chasing the Fox.
If you would like to join us in the Heineken
Silver Clubhouse where we will be broadcasting our show live.
This is Friday, December twelfth. It's right by the final
hole of Chasing the Fox. Amongst all the action, We've
got space for a couple of backbones to join the
Hducky crew for this event. We are targeting this event.
(40:09):
We are treating it as our office Christmas party and
it is going to be massive. Drinks and stuff are included,
of course. It is RA eighteen. If you are keen
here to huduky dot Co dot m Z. It'll be
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Speaker 2 (40:25):
Yeah, great stuff now you can now listen.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Coming up after six, the Sexy Check continues with old Mogi.
I am chumming at the bet to find out what
that's about. It's been one of our sixiest shows. It's
been very sexy this show, and there's nothing wrong with that.
On it Friday Feelers.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Have you got anything sixy you'd like to contribute?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Jason, I do have something sexy in that vein? What vein?
Speaker 5 (40:49):
Yea?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
What vein? The main? The main vein grows.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
The whod Achy Big Show with Jake and Key tune
in weekdays and four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Welcome back your mess with Bagbones. Your Friday afternoon is
going off. You're listening to the Big Show brought to
you by reburgear.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
Sieving good times and good food dining or take away
Reburg Year today.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Ah, what my hit.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
I was dreaming about Reburger.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Oh my god. It was so crave worthy but it
was gor mate and it was straight food.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
That was just a reminder on that front.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Re Reburger, re if you could file fire me three
year account so I can put that money.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
And you haven't done that yet because you we we
made it that.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
I was going through. Oh where did you send it
to your number? I also emailed you, oh okay, to
the chat too, it's in the group chat. Okay, sweat,
I saught that tonight. Get fifty bucks out man.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
No one does that. No one deals in cash anymore?
Do we feelos? It's all what.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
About today's next time we go play golf somewhere, you
just shout around for me, that's mine taking taking care of.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
I'll saw you out tonight, fellas. What was it fifty each?
Speaker 6 (42:18):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Thanks? Mate? And you've sent through the account details honestly
for my fifty. If you could just stop saying that
you're going to pay me fifty, that's my fifty, that's
my fin Okay, No, that's fair enough, oh Jess.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
But I'll hold on to your number, your account number,
just in case, you know, who knows what might happen,
and case you know, I'm not doing that regolf.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
Regolf, imagine that real bigger while playing golf.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yeah, that'd be pretty good.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
Metallica, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
The hururarchy big show week days from four on Radio
Hurdarky Red.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Chilli Peppers on The Hidicky Big Show. Hey fellas, obviously
it's already been a sixty show. Ready, Jase, you've got
your sexy haircut. I'm kezy with your sexy massage couples massages?
Oh yeah, man, pretty hard? Can you take some VIDs
of that? I'd like to talk to you about my andies,
my undergarments. Yesterday I went out and about eating a boot,
(43:21):
as I call it, and I was very busy. I
was all over town, and I had meetings, and I
was went to the gym and all sorts of things.
And when I got home last night and took peeled
my underpants off, disgusting. Yeah, just peeled them off. You
(43:41):
know you can run your hands down them and sort
of roll up into a tight, little tight little tube there. Well,
I did that, and it was at that point that
I realized that I'd had my underpants on backwards the
entire day. Wow, the entire day now, Yes, and not
notice at any point.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Because men'sudies are a thing that often they're the same
front and back rough they like there's a little pouch.
It depends what kind of you running well.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
I vary. I've got the briefs obviously, which has got
the big part for my messive ass, and then the smaller,
sort of capping, more secure front. On yesterday I was
wearing the ones that have sort of got the they're
sort of the same as it, but they've got a
little bit longer leg, you know. Yeah, but it felt
(44:27):
I was come for years, and I'm wondering if as
you get older and Jason, you know, you'll be able
to help me, just you know, from other people. Does
your downstairs operation does it shrivel and die?
Speaker 5 (44:38):
God?
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I wish.
Speaker 6 (44:42):
I am.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
I don't mean to because I don't want to say
about a massive downstairs or anything.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Why not you always usually do?
Speaker 2 (44:57):
It's just that Rie Andy's yeah, I have to get
some specially made.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
Who makes them?
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Who does make those special? There's a little Taylor and
Glen Eden.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Oh yeah, and I get what they call a coconut
cup put in the front there.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
What does that do? Wow?
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Just so things are comfortable and you just I can
lump it all in there and it just sort of
nestles and it's like a bird nest.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
But just full of twigs and bottle caps, and ship. Well, no,
it's more. It's more the cup.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeah, and then your your bullos and your no you
get it?
Speaker 4 (45:47):
So and why is it called a coconut cup?
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Well, it's about the size of a coconut if you
have the coconut, right, it's that And that's a little
bit bigger than you'd normally get in a normal pair
of animal.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Say, it wouldn't work for you because you especially made ones.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
M Yeah, so I but anyway hot, Yeah, well, I
don't know. I was just I just thought it was
interesting because I've worn normally, when you put on your
andyes backwards, you immediately notice, yes you would. Yeah, well
that's true. Yeah, god, I've done that before.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Have you ever won a thomb Jace?
Speaker 2 (46:26):
I did once, go on.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
The only time I've ever worn a theme a thong,
and this is true, was in a love making scene
I had.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Right, did they have to get it specially made?
Speaker 2 (46:37):
They did? It's because you've got a filthy back door.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
The hill Archy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in on radio.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Do you guys like Lincoln Park?
Speaker 2 (46:49):
I actually do. I saw Lincoln Park live live. I
saw them. I don't like them, do you not. Yeah, No,
they're very very good. Although somebody right beside us projected
vomit it well yeah, all over the floor and created
probably about an eight minute, eight meter radius where just
nobody nobody went for the rest of the show. Its
imagine how much room you can create. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
It's on a concert unless someone doesn't projectile vomiting mind. Hey,
should we have another farmyard yarn?
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Fellers?
Speaker 4 (47:23):
Are we just clapping along?
Speaker 2 (47:25):
It's got a real rhythm to it.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
This certainly does. It's signed for the PGG Rights and
Big Show Big Yarn to celebrate the hard working farms
that keep this country going, and because it's Friday, decided
to double up and give away two PGG rights and
prize packs and two lots of one hundred dollars cash
joining us for their Big Yarn. Now, Ethan, your mad bastard?
How's live?
Speaker 8 (47:46):
I get a your mad bastard? How are you?
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (47:48):
Goodest gold mate? What do you do for a crust? Ethan?
Speaker 2 (47:51):
I am a cherry farmer.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
Absolutely Frothen don't tell me you've featured on an episode
of Country Calendar, mate.
Speaker 8 (48:02):
Oh no, that's shock and I'm not not featuring any
country calendar, KIZI.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
Actually I watched there's a cheery juice which a lot
of people are talking about, which is good for the
system apparently.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
What a load of ballots?
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Yeah out mate, yeah, you see, you see that's fantastic, Ethan.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Just just a quick question.
Speaker 4 (48:22):
Are you in the like sort of Nelson area?
Speaker 8 (48:25):
Now?
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Good? You're right. So cherries coming into season now, Ethan.
Speaker 8 (48:34):
Yeah, yeah, we're about two weeks away from starting picking.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
I don't get a shock and frost or something like that,
real late one, you know, yeah, that would be terrible, Ethan.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Any change, you can send us up a couple of
boxes of the old cherries there, mate.
Speaker 8 (48:50):
Oh, I might be able to sneak.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
That was amazing because usually we have the hawks Bay
ones are well, I don't think they have shot that's right.
I've never had a oneker one, so I'd love to.
Speaker 8 (49:05):
Oh, well, I might be able to sort something out here.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
We've got to stop using the radio show as an excuse.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Look, I'm sorry, Ethan, we've run out of time. Man. No.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
Eighth, of course you are calling up for the big show,
Big yarn, mate, tell us your farm yarn.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (49:21):
So This was back when I wasn't cherry farming. I
was actually in the outbeack of Australia. You might know
a little bit about this the adjacent.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Yeah, sure, mate. She's bluddy hotting.
Speaker 8 (49:30):
Up a track with a dodgy old diesel truck and
the pump clicked out and there was a bit too
much pressure and the pump pretty much blow up, started.
Speaker 9 (49:39):
Listening diesel up into the air. It all ended back
down on the motor. The motor burst into flames, so
I grabbed a fut of the truck was the wrong
type of fark, so we first tried to put it out,
just made the flames ten times figger. I backed up
the track that it was besides, and then realized that
truck was like a heap of dry bales.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
So I jumped on the truck while.
Speaker 9 (50:03):
I was on fire, drove it down into the middle
of the peddick. Realized how dodgy the truck was in
the middle of the pedic because I forgot she had
no bloody breaks there. Jadz jumped out the bloody trunk
while it was moving, did a bit of a die
roll and watch the all its glory and flames roll
into the middle of the paddock and that was.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
All she wrote.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
Holy yeah that was a great Yeah she was.
Speaker 8 (50:27):
She was bloody in tints. They had a few beers.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Is that night? Should they fire after that? One man?
What's that? Did they fire you? Oh? Yeah no?
Speaker 8 (50:35):
I was gone the next day.
Speaker 4 (50:37):
Good on ya, Thank you so much for your big
yard mate. We'll send you out a prize pack and
some cash.
Speaker 8 (50:41):
Here cheers Toney.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Good up.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
The Hidarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hidarky.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Well, there you go, your man, bar Swards. That's a
big show, undusted for your Friday.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
And indeed for the week.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
In the podcast outro today, if I'm correct, we've had
a lot of filth today and in the podcast out
trial we had to put a disclaimer on.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
There was so much film. I don't know if there's
been filth in the show. It's been sixy though it's
been sixty. The show was sixy. The podcast was filth. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:20):
Well, the thing about the Big Show is everyone knows
that we toe the line between sexy and filth, but
we nail it. I'm sure, even me saying nail it filthy.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:32):
Here's a clip of today's outro it's about Jason's appetite.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
I do struggle with eat a whole bigger It's true,
well a whole rebigger, just because they're so massive.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
And do you feel like a bit of a baby.
Do you not know that your masculinity is directly tired
to how much? Well, probably it was, then you'd be
the man man in the world if it was, dear
for sure. I don't know. I just don't have a
big appetite. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 7 (51:59):
And this is and then I have a huge jab mate,
I love me. Come on, there's a shock a bit
come on you as the podcast clip. Man, it's terrible,
it's shocking from you, jays god at seven thirty, mogie,
(52:21):
what are you up to today?
Speaker 2 (52:22):
A date with the old? Oh? The whole weekend? Well tonight, okay,
let's start with tonight. There. I've got a date with
my missus.
Speaker 5 (52:28):
There.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
I've got some mates coming up from from Levin, Yes, tomorrow.
They're coming up for rufus Del's Soul. I think they
call can't remember the name of the bend specifically to
soul to soul. Very good, they're very good, yes, I say,
coming up for that gig I'm not going and then
I don't know. I was hoping for some cricket, but
thankfully that starts on Tuesday. Thank God for that.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
I can't wait now, keys here, I already know what
you're having for dinner. Let me just say I'm disappointed.
Speaker 4 (52:58):
I'm going for a walk with my wife and we
have left over frozen tigre and carried it her mummide.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
That's so good because I would have That's just exactly
the sort of thing that would have got thrown straight
in the ben at my joint. Yeah. Same, Hey, And
I know you've got Kiwi pong tomorrow youre going to take.
And then you got your message on Sundays. Yes, you're
a busy soning.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
I'm a busy soob.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
How do you feel about getting a massage with a
massive hangover? Ah?
Speaker 4 (53:21):
To be honest, I had it in Bali and it
was excellent.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
Right.
Speaker 4 (53:25):
I just felt like a terrible human. Then they rubbed
the evil out of me.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
You're good? Yeah, nice?
Speaker 4 (53:29):
So I'm excited. Yeah, Jace, what are you doing this weekend? Man?
Speaker 3 (53:32):
What am I doing this weekend? That's a really good question.
Bits and pieces. My my youngest daughter just got her
practical today. She passed her practical driving test, so she's
got a license. So I'm imagining she's going to pester
me all week in for the car and I'm just
going to stress out about it.
Speaker 4 (53:49):
Oh that sounds fun, man, Yeah, a little bit of
gardening see
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