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November 29, 2025 10 mins

On today's bonus best bits from the week, we have breaking news and allegations of cheating.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hold Aky Offspring.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
There on the Radio Hold Archy Big Show this Tuesday evening.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Hey, Fellas, the next home match for the beans head Breakers.
Yes it is happening in Mighty whitcattor it's going to
be Wednesday, December third and Hamilton, which is next week.
If you are keen to sit court side on the
Hudacky backbone bench, you win three mates court side.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
As we said, you will get a backbone t shirt
as well.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Just get your phone out and text the word bench
Hamilton to three four eight three, two separate words bench
Hamilton to three four eight three.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
And you could win that bench in Hamilton.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
No you sorry, No you get to sit on the
bench court side. Yeah, you don't win the bench. You
don't get to take the bench home with you.

Speaker 6 (00:47):
Oh, this is.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Breaking news, Fellas.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
A man was arrested for breaching the peace after an
incident at the Insid Screen Awards on Friday night. Ah yeah, now, Mogi,
Yes you were at the New Zealand Screen Awards. Did
you see any middle aged men acting aggressively after hugging
weight staff?

Speaker 7 (01:12):
No, I didn't. I'll be honest with you. I didn't
see a lot of people hugging the weight staff. Yeah,
which is a random I think the weight staff for
there to give you your food, as far as I understand,
all drinks, and they were doing that. But they were
bloody good drinks. They had a centro otago and it
was so good that I felt like hugging the weight staff.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I was going to say, you know, if they're giving
you the drinks, there would be a temptation to give
them a hug out of appreciation.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
I mean I went for a high five.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, that's.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
When your tipping comes in.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
You can tip them if forcing a hug on them.
But I I didn't see anything of the sort.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Right, Well, apparently there was a guest at the awards
who hugged two hospitality staff females that were trying to
work at the event. The incident took place inside the venue.
The guests was then asked to leave, Security escorted them outside,
and then the police arrested them outside the event. Apparently
very aggressive male, it says here with massive bulgers and

(02:14):
a hair hat.

Speaker 6 (02:20):
Or you're only there briefly, man, I was at you.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Jason, Yeah, but I well, I mean I've got bulger
is just not.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
That was a little part that was a joke, and
I mean, I don't I don't have a here.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I was joking pretending it was Mogu does have a
hair hat and bol but it was just a made
up part of the Yeah, but was it you though?

Speaker 6 (02:46):
What are you being?

Speaker 4 (02:46):
It was sheepish? When was this?

Speaker 6 (02:51):
It's Friday Night?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Apparently at the Screen Awards because you were there, right,
because one of your shows was up for a.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Lot of awards, a lot of awards.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
What show was that.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Was Broken Wood Mysteries? I won? I won a lot
of awards a lot? Did it?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
You can imagine people that were there from Broken Wood
with being quite a huggy mood.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
Yes, absolutely, yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
So what was it?

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Well, I mean, obviously not, I'm not middle aged.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
I'm not yet.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Okay, thank goodness. That's when you've had too much. Yeah,
that's drinking irresponsibly.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
It's not, which is.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Not what we do.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
They're not Why name the Hurdiarchy?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Big Show weekdays from four on radio Hold.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Now we am there on the radio, Hold Yankey Big Show.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
This there's day ound you're good man.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Find things.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Why, I tell you what, I absolutely love it.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
We're eating trips in the break there. Jason is in
a rush to finish off his moth and I just
sit here and I watch him because I know it's
never going to go smoothly. I think to myself, why
isn't he having a glass of water? He does, and
the next thing, you know, things that are kind of
similar to English words coming out of his mouth, but
not quite.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
What a scurrilous accusation.

Speaker 6 (04:10):
I won't have it. Pugs will clever it up. It'll
be a new It'll be a new sting by the
end of the day.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Hey feelers. Just something that Jace brought up with me yesterday. Obviously,
we played golf against the breakfast show. We played Ambrose.
It was us too, Jason and I two winners. We
went off ahead, played a game of golf, played a
whole of golf, and then Jerry and I are in
the winners set off behind us. So we were always separate. Now,
the loser of this game, it was an Ambrose game,

(04:36):
has to cover the final show of the year. For
the other show, Jace, you said to me, are you
convinced that the Breakfast Show didn't cheat because I'm not.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
Well, can I just say this, Mogie.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
There was no one following those guys saying like people
occasionally popped over to them.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Right, and I'd always ask him how are they going?
And then They'll be, oh, we don't know.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
We'd have no idea.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
So who did your scoring? I did our scoring? Ok,
and I also and the rules of Ambrose. We played
just nine holes, but everyone in the four has to
have one of their drives used, right, So besides those
a little column I've put we used Toty Jays first,
then we used Joe, one of the winners. Then we
use forty Jays, then we used Kurt, then we use mine.
To make sure that we'd all contributed. They don't have

(05:21):
that on their card. Yeah, so we have no idea
if all four of them actually drove last time they played,
they broke that rule and also helped stain. Are we
that they wrote down the right scores because it would
have been very easy to cheat.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
And this is the other thing, Mogi.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
They themselves admitted that the two of them played terribly
and that it was actually the winners that actually dragged
them through so I'm not convinced, given that they haven't
done the correct markings on the card there, that that's
all legit.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:49):
Sure, But I mean similarly, you could say they could
say the same thing about you.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
They don't know that you wrote down what was true.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Would that be a good well, I mean yeah, we like, yeah,
I know, but.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
They didn't know.

Speaker 7 (06:02):
You know, you could have because if you look at
what your scores are, like three birdies. Yeah, in saying
it's got, you're thinking of yourself, Well, Jesus, this looks
like a lie. There's no way these dead beats of it,
three under across nine.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
But there's four of us having a crack like, oh
yeah we did say who teed off?

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah, there's none of that on their card. I think
that's invalid.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
I guess the other thing that I just and then look,
I'm just being devil's advocate.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
You know.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
I love you guys on on your side. But this
all steamed out of a conversation where Jace, you said, oh,
I went home last night and I thought to myself,
it came to me all of a sudden.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
Why didn't we cheat?

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Well exactly that was him admitting that we didn't cheat.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
Yeah, no, absolutely, but yeah, yeah, that you wish that
you had had.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
I think, look, I'm looking at the card now myself.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
I think this is invalid.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
I think this has been incorrectly scored, right, and I.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Don't mean that they're fiddling with the numbers. They haven't
correctly identified who played what.

Speaker 7 (06:57):
I would also point out one other thing, and I
don't know if it's happened because I haven't looked at
the scorecards. A scorecard is not valid if it hasn't
been signed at the end of the round.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Well, it has been signed. Ours hasn't been signed either.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
It has been signed.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
It has two So I was looking at their.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
There's no signature on this card.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
It's in valid.

Speaker 7 (07:17):
Even in the majors, it's not official until the scorecard
has been signed in front of officials and handed over.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
And look, I want to cover Bricky, you know, I
want to cover Bricky, but I can't do it if
it's because of them cheating and also an invalid scorecard.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Shocking bastards.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
The Hurdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Billy Idol there on the radio ho Lnkey Big Show
this Friday evening. It's I've been reflecting, actually, fellas, it's
been quite a sexy show today. What with Keys's you know,
him and his wife getting a message together.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
Well, that's he's getting a mess.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Oh yeah, she's getting a facial that's right.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
And your new haircut and my new haircut.

Speaker 7 (08:05):
Yeah, I've been wearing this carter's cap. It's got a
bit of a stain on the front of it. Don't
know how that happened.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Is that some tree sap?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Something sexy happened to me yesterday and that was unexpected.
As you know, we're looking for apartments at the moment
to your wife, my wife and I to move out
of our house and have a bit of city life,
have a bit of a taste keep yeah, thank you.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
And anyway, we were going.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
To see a place yesterday and my wife said, look,
I'm not going to be able to get home at all,
so do you want to pick me up on the
way And I said, yeah, okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
And why so she wasn't at home, she was at
work or something.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
She was at work and saying she said, you picked
me up? And I said where do you want to meet?
And she said what about that car park by the
cricket ground on the way there? And I knew what
she was meaning, and new lind there you know your
cricket ground, I know my cricket grounds. And I said, yeah,
that's a good idea of ability to do that. So
I arrived at the car park and I suddenly started

(09:07):
feeling quite sixy.

Speaker 7 (09:10):
I'm being in a car park of a cricket cricket
when you see that lay eyes on that.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
That was beautifully it was a good looking wicke at
Green Top.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
But I was feeling sixy for a slightly different reason,
and that was this is almost you know, I'm meeting
a woman in the car park.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Oh, like a prostitute? Yeah, like a hooker. Is that
what you're saying, like a woman of the night, Because
that's what that's what I'm petraying.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
If you mean you go to a car park and
then you sort of wind down the window and you're
sort of.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
Like, is that what you mean up to?

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah? And then you sort of yeah, is that what
you mean?

Speaker 6 (09:44):
No?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Because that is that's what I.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Like someone that maybe i'd been having a deliance with you.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Another bit of yeah, like a hooker.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Oh like are you saying like a fear?

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Like in a thank you?

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Keep all right?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
You know something that I've been You know, we've been
telaving each other on the edges.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
I like Sandra from accounts here, like Sandra say.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
What as an example? As an example, and.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
With her husband, would you be quiet please?

Speaker 5 (10:18):
And then my wife turned up.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
Oh god, she caught you and Sandra.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Seriously, Dave is a great guy.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
You're having a shocker. You're a shocking.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Bastard, such a prick man at the prostituted the car
park at the creeks.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
You must have a big car you please with that man.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
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