December 3, 2025 • 50 mins
On today's show, Jase is rusty on the comedy front, Mike's losing sight of pretty much everything, and Keyzie had a huge night at the theatre.
COMEDIC TIMING:
(00:00) Intro: Mogey's debacle
(03:41) BIG POLL
(09:12) Your thoughts?
(12:48) Biffy!
(16:12) TV
(20:58) Intro: BONE TO PICK
(23:32) Mogey's eye test
(28:37) Keyzie's night at the theatre
(33:16) Alter ego
(36:50) Jase's apartment hunt
(41:41) Intro: soup chat
(43:37)NAME OUR BOAT
(46:06) MEATPATTYNIPS69
(49:26) Farewell!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hot I keep big show thanks to crape Worthy
street food freshly made with Reburger. Welcome, this is big, big.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Show, really big Jason Heitz, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Get out your mad Bastard's great to have your company
on this fiery, fiery, very moody Auckland afternoon. It is
the third of December twenty twenty five, and you, my friends,
as always listening to the big show, brought to you
by Reburgar Beef, Chicken, vegan and vegetarian options.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Reburger redefining the norm.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I like the little now Mogi is stouting, You've just
been regaling us on the podcast outro there about your afternoon?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
What are an absolute shambles?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Heaving an absolute shock, you mad dog, your six son
of a bay. I'm all over the show me and
my brain's falling apart. Anybody would think I've been hanging
off the old bong, the keys, sucking on the old
j you know what I mean, having a little bucky.
I made a couple of spots. How what I'm saying, Yeah,
just sucking on a tinny, just looking at Tenney. Yeah,
(01:20):
my memory's gone in the space of a week. I've
lost my watch. I've lost my car ki today, which
is an absolute ripper. And I've lost and found my
sunglasses which I bought last week, having lost them about
five months ago.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, so pooh, going pretty good? Yeah, man, down pretty good?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
How you going, Keezy? And your blanky kind of cordoy.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Just a corduroy shacket. Shack it, it's a shit jacket. Yeah,
I'm going really good, better than Moggy. Yeah, I'm going
really good. Jason. The winter is really weird up here
in awkward. It's just bucketed down and then stopped and
then bucketed down in the skytower. I get struck by
lightning while I was walking past it. That was interesting.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, that's speaking. That's not a good sign for you.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Man, God, how are you, Jason?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You have good? Thanks.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm actually really onto it. I've had some mushies today,
so I'm actually just tickety boom. My mental acuity is
right there, fellas, right there.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm as sharp as attack.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Aren't you always sharp as attack?
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
No, actually not always. Hey, Mogi, what's coming up on
the show?
Speaker 6 (02:30):
What's happening on the Big Show with old mogis?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Can I just say on this show we give and
we give, and we give, and.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
That does not change today with another opportunity to get
into the alter ego drawer. That is a trip for
you and a mate to head over to the Los
Angeles and see some of the greatest musicians that ever
walked the face of the earth, including but not limited
to Green Day. I've also got a couple of double passes,
one for Auckland, one for christ Church for Biffy Clyro.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Oh yeah, and not only that.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Fellas, this is interesting, Fellas, here I went and have
my eyes tested today. Yes, and I think there's a
lesson in it for you, Hordy Jezbot. All right, okay mate, yeah, sure,
all right mate.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Here's whole the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hodarky Glenke.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
He's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this gloomy
Wednesday afternoon. The West Indies one twenty five for five
are still behind by one hundred and four runs.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
But right now it's time for Big Pole. We haven't
had one of these for a while, have we, Fellas.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
No, we haven't. But just to reminder, if you'd like
to vote on the Big Pole. Hodarchy Big Show on
Instagram you can now let us know on the story
there Pugs is throwing up a pole. You can also
text us on three four eight three.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
This is an intriguing question for the big pole. Having
coffee with your ex?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yes or no? Yeah? Yeah, I mean I'm fond of
the coffee.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Yeah, I prefer not to have one with my ex though, right,
okay that your.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, No, she's fine.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
So my attitude towards an X is you've got to
go full blown delete off the face of the earth,
you know. I think you've got to go all right,
this is me personally. You have to go, right, they
don't exist anymore. I just need to move on with
my life.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
If you're constantly meeting up for coffees and having chit chat, yeah,
I just it would just keep the spark going.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's like your cocaine dealer, isn't it easy? Exactly like that?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Yeah, and then after I've got to clean my life up, man,
So I'm going to delete it all. I'm just going
to delete all the contact. So that's it, what you think,
all the cocaine? Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. And she was
a cocaine dealer, yeah right, jeseu.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
That's twice as difficult.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
You have the fact you're in there too, which I
think is really important as who did what? And I
mean is she your ex because she broke up with you?
Or did you break up with her? Because that's a
very different dynamic that you're dealing with. The Sometimes it's mutual,
Oh yeah, sometimes it's mutual. Yeah yeah, because there is
that scenario sometimes and you know I'm generalizing here, when
(05:09):
you know, you break up with someone and then you
sort of see them sex months down the line, you go, holy,
holy heck.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
People are texting on three four eight three saying sorry,
I thought you said coffee and eggs. Coffee with eggs,
like coffee with your ex going up for a coffee with.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Your yeah partner.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Yes, because someone it always leaves a weird taste in
my mouth.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
So that's a no for me, right, Okay, yes, but
you know what I mean though, So say she broke
up with you and you were devastated by it. Yeah,
she's moved on, and a year later you see her
and she is beautiful, and you're like single and living
in Huntley with your mum and you're like, geez.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
What have I done there? Why didn't she break up?
With you.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah, but she's broken up with me. Yeah, but then
she messages you. It's just that she messages me. Do
you want some coffee? Yes, jeezy, Yeah, I love coffee.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
In that situation, Jase, she's clearly moved on. She's with
a new fella. Yes, big fella too makes good coin.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
He's like a unit as he's like a six machines.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Six machine works and radio really respects what.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
You can't imagine a six machine working in radio. But anyway, carry.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Yeah, in that situation, would you go up for a
coffee with it?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yes, you would? You've got no partners? Yeah, yeah, hell yes?
But what if you have got a partner? Hell? Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Right, okay, okay, well, I mean you know a game.
You're just having a coffee, aren't you?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Feels no, But there's intent there, See my I stand
by what I said, Cold Turkey. You've got to just
delete them from the face of the planet.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Jase.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
You're obviously keen to. You're a mad bas cheat on
your current missess with your expert which I get, Magi,
where are you standing?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
I'm a I'm a hard no as well, there, Kizy.
I don't see why you need your ex in your life.
Once you've broken up with them, I think they're just
they're gone. They don't exist anymore. You've got plenty of
other friends, you've got your new partner. You don't get
rid of the.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Men, I will say. I will say it depends how
old you were. So if it's like a high school partner, yes,
you know, high school, it's just silly. But if it's
like a you know, you moved in together for a yes,
I agree with that.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Well, there's just been a revelation to me already because
I always thought you and your wife were they were
You were like childhood sweethearts. And I didn't know you
had other ladies.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Well I didn't have I didn't have other ladies.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Was he a bit of a stallion at school? Was
the old Keezy behind the bikeshit there?
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Well, we need to get our story straight here, because
Kezy was either a stallion at school or he was
bird Ship Chris who had asthma and exma behind his knees.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That, yeah, I lived in a bubble.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
That's the one sucking on a vaporizer. It's to ventil
and ventil and pump or whatever. No, just a ventil
and three four eight three. What do you think having
coffee with an X? Is it okay?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Every texting the drawer for a fifty dollars reburg about you.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Here's a z DC.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ikees.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Indeed, another workt for the kiwis there? It was Zach Folks.
I think who got the work at A beautiful catch
from old what's his name?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
You know?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Condor's names just escaped me. The opener, the left hander,
you know, the Wellington player. Somebody helping out, somebody help out, Conray.
That was a great catch. Now we're talking about having
coffee with your X, yes or no.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
That's right now, just too and that's coffee with your
ex partner.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
No coffee with eggs.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
And also, just to clarify in this situation, no, you
have no children together. It's just a relationship.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Have you no reason to be in touch with them
or except either having coffee or not having coffee?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
So look, there's a lot of there's a lot of
interesting texts coming through on three four eight three. It's
all good. Let me just not read that one I
was about to start reading one that was really bad.
Most definitely, I've hooked up with a few of my
exes good times.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Oh yeah. Now this is a thing. Look, if you've
got a partner, that makes it tricky when you see
your ex for coffee. But it may be that you're
not in a relationship when you X gets in touch
and you think yourself, well, I like coffee, yes, and
I might get a share together.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
This and I like getting in touch yeah. Yeah, right,
well in that case yes.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
And also you know, presumably you had a sexual chemistry
at some point, you know what I mean, And you're
haven't you your chai late or whatever? And you can
and you remember just flash back moment in the boudoir
and the sexual chemistry, the fiery love making you go.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Geez, before it petered out over a period of very
dry months and you eventually called it because it was
just done.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Man.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, but it's amazing how we eliminate those We don't
remember that part and you just focus on the really hot, steamy,
sexy times.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Nick Reckens, Yes, there's enough of me to go around.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
So he's about being generous with the time, with his time.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, And Morgi's actually made a really fair point too,
of course. I mean if you do have a partner,
that's another thing altogether. I mean, how would you feel
keasy about your wife, for example, going and meeting up
with one of her exes because you say you were
saying she used to date stellions.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Ah, you still still does.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Well, To be honest, I'm pretty I'm in a very
secure relationship, Jace. I know she loves me and I
love her, so I'd be fine with that.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I mean, she loves you.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
What do you mean what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Well, I mean I know she loved but she doesn't
want to hurt you. Yeah, I mean sure, the last
thing she would want to do is hurt you.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
You're you're her big goofy boy. But yeah, but you know,
I mean say she I mean up with one of
the xeres and he's like a professional rugby player or
touch player or something like that.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
And he's professional touch player and he's right okay.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
You know, and he's pay for a coffee, and he's.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Got like sparkling green eyes, and he's got he's got
a Mogi type body.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah, you're still.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Right, Okay, he's got Moggie's body.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Yeah, bang eyes yes, you know one e one eyes blind,
big honker on him kidneys a shot.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Actually, I'll be massively intimidated by that.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Tune in on Radioliro there on the radio, Hoedarky Big Show.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
This Winsday day.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Afternoon, and we've got tickets to give away for christ
Church and Auckland.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
That's right Monday the thirteenth of April next year James
A Theater, christ Church, or Wednesday the fifteenth of April
at the town Hall in Auckland. They haven't actually been here.
They're from Scotland originally, that's the one. They haven't been
here in a one.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Let's take a look at your wound Scotland.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Come on man, what race lucky We've just armed the
racism and bloody siren.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
There the races. If you are keen to go see
them live though, we do have double passes to give away.
She go to the phones. They're feelers.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, let's go to care and shall we go to
cat good a cat?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
How's live?
Speaker 8 (12:47):
Guys? How are you?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah? Good? Thanks mane? How are you cat? Yeah, I'm
bloody great, Thank.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
You Scottish accent. Cat, you're mad dog.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I'm lucky I heard you definition.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Yeah, thank you, jas What does an Irish exit sound like?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
To be sure?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
No, sorry, Kit, obviously you're a fan of Bethy Cliro
I am ye're nice And what do you do for
a craft Cat?
Speaker 6 (13:20):
I'm a personal trainer up in the Bay of Islands.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yeah, that's a great Can you tell me, Kennedy you've
seen Old Maggie's rig Holy.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Molly, yes, good, yeah he is. Cat? Have you seen keys,
isn't it? I could miss him? You can see them
from the whole way up to the far north.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Here, jasus honker.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Answer. I knew you were going to say that. I
knew it, all right, Cat.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I'm presuming since your Bay of Islands you go in Auckland. Yeah, yeah, great, yes,
sweet as mate.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
All right, well that double passes all yours.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Cat, oh legends, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Just hold the.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Line and old Pugs on to look after you there,
and we've got the Chrish hitch one to give away
Jason here in your.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Mad bast hell's life, guys, are we yeah? Good bloody good?
Speaker 6 (14:15):
Thanks Karen. What do you do for a Crustman Joy Company.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Does that mean you're a joiner man? Or does that
mean you're working in reception there? I work at a
disc not for tools.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
We all reach that point actually caring in our careers tools.
You know, we do the hard yards, wax stuff around
and then they put us out to the back paddict there.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, good on your mate. I want to tell you
what those tickets are yours as well? All right, awesome,
thanks guys, you enjoy them. Now.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
That was a bloody good tune. I didn't realize that
that was the song. I'm going to be giving them
a listen. When are they playing again?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Me?
Speaker 6 (14:54):
That's April next year, man, thirteenth and fifteenth christ Chips
in Auckland and if you do want tickets live Nation
dot co dot in Z.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Good on you man, I'm getting into that. Yeah, I'm
going to go to that.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
I think, yeah, this is another one of these.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Actually, oh me, oh so good? Give us?
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Oh this doesn't give us? You're sorry?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Oh right? Oh god.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio ho.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Heros Aerosmith Fear on the radio. I didn't I wasn't
turned up. That was the problem. Keasy had forgotten to
push the bar. It was my far it wasn't. I'll
take the blame for that one. I'll take the cat. Incidentally,
Westerndays one forty four for six trail by eighty seven Fellas,
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue Fellows.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
I watched something called potentially called The came Family Murders
or the climb in something. Yes, it was on the
old Netflix there and it's about this young fellow there
and his mum and they love to go fishing together
and one day the mother does not come back, and
suspicion is soon it's placed on the son, who's pretty
(16:19):
severely affected by autism. Then it's also sort of revealed
that the grandfather, who is a Greek tykoon with a
lot of money keysy, he's been killed in curious circumstances. Well,
we start to thinking to yourself, jeez, it's choke it out.
Surely this young fella here, this teenager, he couldn't have
(16:40):
done it. And it sort of takes you through the
twists and the turns, et cetera, et cetera. It's actually
pretty good, but it gets to they sort of go
through that thing where it's getting interest in there, and
then somebody goes, we grew up in a town in
nineteen thirty two. God, we're going to learn a whole
about the family. I don't care about that. I'm here
for the murders. Don't care here. You grew up. So anyway,
(17:02):
fast forward through that and they watch not bad three busies,
interesting stuff out of a potential five busies on this occasion. Yeah,
not bad fine, as far as those sorts of things go.
Won't blow your sock so off. Feels like you've seen it, Jase.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I watched it last night, that very same thing, and
I pretty much concur with your analysis of it really
in terms of that kind of investigative kind of who
murdered who? Was it unfair? Was he set up? Was
he after the fortune years? It's very stock standing in
that regard. I would give it three buzzies too.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Actually, yeah, three busies too.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Three three buzzies.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Actually no, I'll go two point nine buzzies.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Right, Okay, So I just think it's important just if
there's any first time listeners. And then just hear you
say I give it three busies.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Yes, there was no first time listeners, No, they're all
stock standing.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Bringing in new listeners. We're full, we're full. We've put
the we've put the full sign on the door.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
You can't come in, no more, no more rooms at
the end. Easy. Right.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
So if anyone right now is just tuned in for
the first time, do I tell do we say leave? Yeah,
you're going to have to get there the station.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
We could do a fold out bed scenario on Yeah, yea.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I'm looking at fold out beads at the moment.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
My daughters are all coming home and it's like, oh,
we're going to put them all.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
You know what I mean, fold out bed? Oh wow, dead,
thank you?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
What' so? Glad I can here for a few days.
They're not buying a whole bed for that. That's true, man,
you know what I'm saying, right man?
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Yeah, I didn't watch anything last night. I was at
a stage show. Yes, a review of that stage show
after five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
How good?
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Isn't that exciting?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
It is?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Ah Radio Heads the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hod Radio Head. There on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Wednesday evening. There's heaps coming up after
five o'clock By the way, Mogi goes to the optometrist,
what happens? Kezy reviews the theater show that he and
(19:08):
his wife went to last night, and Old Hoidy j
embarrasses himself in front of a real estate agent.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Plus keep an air out and the next sort of
thirty or son minutes, we're going to be playing a
cute call. If you hear it, give us a call
on O eight hundred Hoduky and you and to make
could be flying to La oh yeah for the iHeartRadio
Alter Ego event Beautiful.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
The Wodiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
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Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah, great stuff. Now I've got a massive bone to
pick right now. Do you want me to.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Hold onto this resentment, Kesy?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Or should I just get it out? Now?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I got a bowl a pit we want to voucher
for a takeaway just down the corner there, two hundred
and fifty bucks worth, it was maybe, and I've just
found out because I'm starving.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I was going to go and get some food from there,
and old Kezy, yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
He's spent the last of it. Not only that, he
spent the time before that as well. Out of the
two hundred and fifty dollars voucher that we got given.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Do you know what I had? How much did you have?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I had some loaded fries out of a two hundred
and fifty dollars voucher.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, you've been stitched up then, I am speweye now.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Kezy, to his credit, he's just said to you, oh,
it's all good man, I'll buy you a burger to
make up for it. But as you were saying, he
could have bought his own burger in the first place,
and we wouldn't be in this situation.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
But I'll take you up on that, Keezy. I see,
we've got a two songs coming up. There, plenty of
time for you to go and order Hoity Jason Food
a lord.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Of online man. And then I I wanna have to
leave the studio and now I can continue prepping for
a huge hour that's coming up on the show. I
can't just leave the studio, willy nilly.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
It is a huge that's right.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Hey, speaking of huge, how about a bit of guns.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
N roses?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
It's tune by the way, the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays
from four on Radio Hodiky.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Queen there on the radio Holdarkey Big Show this Wednesday
afternoon the West Indies one fifty seven for six trail
by seventy four fellas.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
I win and got my eyes tested today. Yeah, I
think it's time for old I think it's time for
old Mogi to get some glasses, some reading glasses. Yeah,
because yeah, she's a blurry barstard, especially in the morning. Yes,
I asked the the optometrist lady down.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
There, Dr Jenny.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
That was her name, Lady doctor, Doctor Jennifer's hot.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Indie.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
She said, yeah, that's all right. It takes a while
for your eyes to warm up in the morning.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Some mornings when we play golf, Jay says he can't
see the golf will probably it's all blurry.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, there you get true. That blinder is a bit.
Blinder is a bit.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
So any I went down there to get tested, and
it's an interesting thing because I have had the experience
with an optometrist before, but it was pretty archaic machinery
then and now they work bloody good. So it turns
out that my good eye, as I like to call it,
my right eye, the one that can see, it's very healthy,
very healthy eye, not going to be prone to any diseases,
(23:23):
very good veins and blood vessels running through their geezy,
the lenses looking good, just a little bit not quite
where it could be for the old reading. So they're
going to sling some glasses on me. The other one's poked.
The other one's no good. You got shot in the eye,
got shot in the eye with a skyrocket. And she
said that one's no good, And I told her, I said,
(23:45):
I said, no surprises there really is there, She said,
any saving it? Can you get any glasses for that
little fact that? She said no, I said, I've got
a mate, What do you think about this? I said,
he's getting on. I said, he lies about his age.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
One of those bastards too.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
This guy is a shocking bastard. He's blind as a bat.
He's always holding up glasses like at arm's length so
he can read things. This guy's been as blind as
long as I've known him. He's never ever gone to
see an eye doctor. And she said that shocking. She said,
if he doesn't do that, his eyesight is going to
get drastically worse, drastically faster than if.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
He went along and saw an eye specialist. I said.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
The trouble with this guy is as a shocking bastard,
he doesn't like garner doctors, he doesn't like going and
get himself sort of out. What can I do to
help this guy? She said, Well, you better do it urgently,
because I tell you what I'll give him. To the
end of the year, he's going to be he's going
to be walking around like mister mcgo, walking out into traffic,
not knowing what's.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Going To the end of this year. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
I definitely get in touch with him, man, and just
come on, man, pull your pull your bootstraps up for
God's sake.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
But does he wear like he must be some sort
of glasses, does he?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
I think he's got like eighty pirs of two dollars
ones that he sort of gets.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
You see that?
Speaker 6 (25:02):
No, no, yeah, go and see a professional and get.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Totally get well, because you know, there's not one size
fits all. And this is the thing about optometris, yes,
is they specialize and they can very be very specific
about what you need, whether you're near or far or
whatever have you.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
I tell you, I tell you what I liked about
the options that she gave me. Here, what she said.
What she said, you can have it there so that
you've just got down the bottom of the glasses, in
the bottom of the bifocals, so you'll be able to
read down the bottom. I said, no, I don't want
those ones, because you look like an old bastard, you
know what I mean. Where you've got the thicker lenses,
the thicker lenses down the bottom of each lens, and
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then it's fine at the top, so when you look
down you're looking through the bottom when you look up.
She said, no, it's changed now. You don't see the lines,
and you don't see that. You don't see that there's
a difference of lenses there in a more magnified version
down the bottom. It's all blended in hoidy, it's all
blended in, so you actually look younger because you just
leave them on the whole time. It looked like such
(26:01):
an old fall with the pactic glasses at the end
of your own.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Yeah, I mean, because you've only got one good eye anyway,
you just get a monocle.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Oh, that's what I said to her. I said, is
half the price? She said, half the price? Absolutely, Well,
this is.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
The other thing too.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I mean, this is obviously what your mate's doing. He
doesn't want to spend a fortune on bloody eye. I mean,
my wife's got bifocals to a wild We were just
actually because she's she's had monty eyes since she was at.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
A bub right, you know what I mean for her?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
No, And it all started actually true story where when
her dad dropped her on her head when we're in
the playground.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah, what's your excuse?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Uh oh yeah, look, Actually, the last time I went
twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
That was a year. Yeah, a vision.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
It was twenty twenty was the year, and my vision
was twenty twenty. And she said, I have never seen
better blood vessels.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
In an eye? What was she wearing? Worry is ship?
It's a jersey. It might have been a jersey.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Actually, I don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
The Hidiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Hodarky Hot Chili Pepper is here on the radio.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Hold Aki Big Show. Crooked is off for rain at
the moment, just say, you know.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Thanks Classic Fellers. I went to a live theater show
last night.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah. It was that dinner in theater, wasn't it.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Oh yeah, dinner and theater, very very quick dinner. We
were kind of pretty fine there. Yes, but I had
a laxa.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Oh no, I asked.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
For hot spice.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
It was more like a medium. Was it a shocking No,
I wasn't.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
It was probably the worst, to be honest, it was
the worst laxa of ever head.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Because we told you, really, we told you so that
when you got to the theater you had to sit
by the door. Yeah, it was it was like the
way through you you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
No, it doesn't mean I'm good an iron guts.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Because wow, that's not that's not entirely true. I mean,
you do tend to have about some explosive diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
There's a sting there for it.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Man, Okay, okay, Mowgi's asked for the sting to be made.
It's Jesus, do you want what do you want? What
do you want me to do here? Do you want
me to tell the story of how how the night
actually went or or do you want to know?
Speaker 5 (28:29):
I was a bit worried about you because your head,
your lacks that and I knew you went along to
the show, but we were a bit worried about what
might happen in there. We talked about it and yesterday's show,
and I don't want to go over it again because
it was a disgrace.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
I really want to read out Mike's message to the
group chat today. Sure, Keyesy's worst nightmare comes true when
he craps himself at the play and the building is
evacuated and he is arrested, and as the police lead
him away, the crowd starts cheering keys Ey, keys Keys
And then he said, Pugs, can you please make a
sting called Keysy's worst night.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
So that was just an idea I had in the
chat because I didn't know if that had happened or not,
and if it had, I didn't want us to miss
the opportunity to talk about it on ere So is
that what happened?
Speaker 6 (29:14):
No, No, it didn't happen, fortunately, because that would have
been my worst nightmare.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
And everyone else is around you heart out Jesus.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
So do you want me to actually talk about the
stage lovedown?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (29:31):
Sure, okay, So last night went to the Civic Theater
in downtown Auckland watched a show. It was a Christmas Carol. Yes, now,
I said, yes, this because my wife loves Christmas. Yes,
MOGGI you were going with potentially thinking about taking your
daughter along to this?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (29:48):
And how old is she now?
Speaker 5 (29:49):
She is sex and I was advised not to that.
They said cut off at about ten.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
There were so many kids under the age of ten
there and they were all terrified.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:00):
Right, It is like it is the special effects of
this live stage show next level, right, I like, really
really good the stage management, the way things move around
and stuff. But the ghost stuff, because it's all about
the ghost of Christmas past and Christmas present. And all
the special effects, and there's a really spooky but my
wife was gripping tightly on my forefront of a stage.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, so it was.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
And there were kids sitting in front of us who
were sitting in the seats, and then by the you know,
for the really scary bit, they were sitting on their
mum facing the other way.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Just yeah, that's what I don't want.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Yeah, terrifying. But I must say, at the very start
they were all standing around a sort of like a
trash can fire, and they started singing.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
And I looked at my wife and I went, oh, gosh,
here we go. Is there anything off of the song?
Speaker 6 (30:48):
I don't like musicals.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I don't like songs full stop.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Chili yeah, or like Green Day. They started singing. My
wife looked at me. We both laughed, and I was like,
oh god, here we go. It was brilliant. It was
ninety minutes straight with no middle, no expision. It was
brilliantly act The older boy who played Ebenezer Scrooge and
another bloke who played the ghosts of Christmas past and
(31:14):
president and stuff. There acting was magnificent. I was actually
captivated for ninety straight minutes. He and I traditionally do
not like theater shows or musicals or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
How many bullies they say that it's going to be
five massive?
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Oh in terms of a rating, yeah, I give it.
For a theater show that I've seen, I give it
four point two busies out of five good. Every other
theater show I've ever seen is like two busies. It
was really, really, really good.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
You didn't cheat yourself.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Oh, I did the Hierarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hidarchy my heart Radio Alter Ego. Let's
get another great New Zealand in the drawer.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yes, and that's going on in La I believe keez.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
That's right, Los Angeles, January seventeenth, twenty twenty six at
the key Of Forum, featuring some of the biggest names
in olt rock. We're talking Green Day, Sublime, Cage, The Elephant,
plenty more as well. If you win this prize, all right,
you listen out for the kid to call. Get yourself
in the drawer by calling over one hundred Hodarky. But
if you get the prize, it's tickets for you and
a mate to go to the gig. You get a hotel,
you get a grand cash and spending money and you
(32:29):
get flown there direct to La courtesy of venues.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
And that's on a plane.
Speaker 6 (32:34):
That's on an airplane. That's the one that two wings. Yeap,
I'm not sure how many engines.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Good stuff, mate, Now let's go to the phone lines
pool from Napier.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
How are you a man bastard?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Good?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Thanks?
Speaker 7 (32:48):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yeah? Good? Thanks?
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Paul.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
How's Napier today, mate?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
She just started raining.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
But the thunder is.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
All over the country over there, though, isn't it here?
I think there was a crooked match on here today.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
You would have been dead, yeah, is it? Is it?
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening, all of it.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah, tell me, Paul, what do you do for a crust?
I'm a bean counter?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
You need your bean counters? Made a little turned to havoc. Otherwise,
who would you take with you if you were.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
To win this?
Speaker 6 (33:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, good stuff, Paul.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
All right mate, you hold the line there at old
pugs Chuck in the drawer right.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Mate, it's got a jack from Auckland. Get a jack
your mayor. Barset Hou's life.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Bed fellows still recovering from the weekend Wednesday. He must
have been a big weekend Jack, give us a rough over,
you men.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Concert with Western Springs and yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
Had some mates that went along to that. They flipped
me a text three o'clock in the morning to ask
me if I was coming out.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
Yeah, no, sir, yeah, yeah, they said, have just come
to the skuy Jack, he's off his head.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
But I think you do need to come out at
some stage. Mog thanks, and you'll have all of our support.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Man.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
Hey, Jack, you caen to go to l A man
more than anything?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah, boy?
Speaker 6 (34:19):
And who would you take.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
What you hang on? I'm worried about Jack now.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
I mean if he's if it's Wednesday, Yeah, he went
to a gig on Satdy and he's still really feeling it.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I mean, how's he going to handle l A and
a big gig like that.
Speaker 5 (34:33):
More of the same, man, more of the same. Just yeah,
I've got no doubt.
Speaker 6 (34:39):
We're going to need you to really put the effident
in Jack. And if you winte, who will you take
with you?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Probablyss yeah about it?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah, he's probably loving you being this way for the
last three days.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
I'm picturing Jack. Ye're sleeping on the couch.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
Right, you hold the line.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Man.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
Pug is going to sort you out and chuck in
the drawer right.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
Good on your mate. He's still struggling, wouldn't he, mads.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
Hey, Fellers. With the New Zealand's NonStop Aukland to Los
Angeles service and seamless USA connections with the United Airlines,
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Speaker 2 (35:14):
Thanks man, good to know, absolutely thanks guys. His garbage.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodark.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
You clashed there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening. It looks like they're taking the covers off
at Hagley Obil, so maybe a bit more play at
the end of the day. Fellers, Man, I'm speaking of
exciting stuff. You'll know.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
I'm looking for a flat at the moment.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
It's been twenty odd years since I've done that, and
it's been quite the experience. I can tell because I
know you guys are big on your property. You're always
on your computers looking at you know.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Or or as everyone else calls them, computers.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Looking at popperty.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
And you guys are forever showing me, you know, pecks
that you'd like to buy.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
And it's a bit tedious actually, but now I get it.
I get it.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Because I'm looking at property now myself that I want
to move into. One of the things I've noticed is
they're very good, aren't they at portraying a home via
photos and making it look amazeball.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
It's pretty amazing, And it's weird that they do that
because then you get there in its well, this doesn't
look like that exactly, So I'm leaving now.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
It's pretty much exactly that.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
About four or five that we've looked at, it's like,
this looks absolutely nothing like the photos.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (36:35):
The other thing too, is I know, Jase, you're looking
at apartments. Yes, if it's a house, and you know,
you put the filter to say I want a house,
not an apartment or anything like that. And the first photo,
the main photo, is of the interior. Yeah, I instantly
go house is obviously super ugly or a leaky home,
or you.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Get that scenario where it's exterior shots everywhere of.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
What's outside the house.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
But anyway, I went to one today with my wife
and made a fool of myself with the real estate agent. No,
I didn't try and bribe them. I cracked a joke,
like a big show joke.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
It's not the worst thing you could have correcked.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yeah, well I had what I had a semi stuffy
but I mean I think I don't think anyone noticed that.
And anyway, so we're looking around this place, and to
be honest, I wasn't interested. I wasn't interested at all.
But you know how you feel like you you looked,
you feel like you feel like you should sort of
(37:34):
shower a bit of interest, you know, so they don't
feel like they're wasting their time.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
Oh that's a nice tap.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
And anyway, I said to him, oh, what's the situation
with pitts? And he said, ah, what kind of pets
are you talking? And I said, a pig.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Is before I even before I even thought about it,
Before I even thought about it, I went a peg.
And he looked at me and he was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
What idiot?
Speaker 3 (38:08):
No obviously, and I say, oh no, no, no, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
I don't have a pet peg. It was there was
just me. It was just me making a joke. Man.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
He's all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, no pets.
Speaker 9 (38:22):
No, no pets. So that didn't go well, Fellows, that
could have just been an out for him. You know,
you said that, well for you, he is.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
No pet Oh, well, yeah I should. I got to
bring my pig. Yeah, so I took my little stiffy
out of there.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Faith No more There on the Radio Hodarki Big Show
This Wednesday Night. Another looking for the kiwis strangled down
the leg side The West Indian one fifty seven for
seven trailing by seventy four.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
Hey Feelings. We've teamed up with Lazy Boy to celebrate
the launch of the new Neo X Power recliner in
New Zealand. There's one in the studio here that we've
all been testing out comes with the remote fully electronic,
has an iPad holder, iPhone holder, wireless charging everything you
could potentially need. If you are keen to win that
exact cheer ticks the word lazy la Zy to three
(39:20):
four right through to get yourself in the draw to win.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Sounds good. Keysy. Speaking of Butch.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
After after six o'clock, Kezy saw our old man fall down.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
In town to see old man, old man, old man,
Yeah man.
Speaker 6 (39:38):
And he dropped his computer.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
The hold Ching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hold.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Ikey, welcome back, Messive Backbones. You're listening to the big
show brought to you by reboog.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
Crave withy street food freshly made with Reburgur.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
My wife sent me a text just before I say
how starving I was, and she said, oh, you're probably
not going to be stoked about dinner.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Then what is it?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
And it was chicken and silver beaten noodle soup. And
I was like, that actually sounds okay because I can
chuck some chili in there the sauce.
Speaker 6 (40:29):
To be honest, putting noodles in soup is one of
the best things I ever discovered, Like five, six, seven
years ago, we're finding out about stuff like Luxes and
Ramens and all these Asian soups with noodles in. I
can't believe I've never eaten it earlier.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
Yeah, well, I wasn't starving as well, Jose. We're both
in a sort of a hole here, aren't we.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
We're a massive and we can down chips because they're
doing the commentary in the chips room.
Speaker 5 (40:54):
My wife texts me and said, I was hoping that
we'd be able to have Ravoli for dinner. M h
fresh REvil. Yeah, but our daughter's eating all of it.
So she said, I hope you're not hungry, right, but
I am hungry, Keezy, what are you going to do?
You have to get some other food.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
We've got this pink wafer biscuit here.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
From the just shove it in your gob could get
some reburger on the way home. Ah.
Speaker 6 (41:20):
Up next, fellers, I saw an old man fall over
in town.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
That's it.
Speaker 6 (41:27):
That's literally I.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Can't wait to hear about it because there is a conundrum.
Speaker 6 (41:30):
There's a huge conundrum.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Well, I mean, if that's all it was, you've done
it now right.
Speaker 6 (41:34):
There's a little bit more to it, a little bit though.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
The Hillarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Queens of the Stone Age there on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Wednesday evening.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Fellas.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
As we head into summer, I don't know about you, guys,
but one of the favorite things that I like to
do is go out on the old boat there really
take the outboard out and do a bit of fishing
and the Monaco heads get a bit of snapper action going.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
How do you are you guys? Into boats? I went
on a great boat over in what do you call that? Place.
It was a big ship and it was a wooden bars.
Speaker 7 (42:11):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
Yeah, I like being able to walk around. I liked
that it was wood and not plastic. I had a
great view. I normally would say I don't like boats,
but after that I love boats now. And if I
ever go back to the Islands again, I think I'll
stay on a boat.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
I've done that.
Speaker 6 (42:25):
I stayed on a boat for four nights, right. I
loved it as well. And one of the best things
I've ever done while on holiday Jase was a sunset
cruise on the Mekong River Delta. That wasn't a boat.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
That was simply mass three hours.
Speaker 6 (42:39):
Unlimited booze, just like on the Mekong watching people fish.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I think my daughters did that very same day.
Speaker 6 (42:47):
Yeah yeah, because she was in a red aqua at
Toyota Aqua. I saw her there.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
But the reason we're talking about boats is because we're
giving away your boat again.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (42:56):
Now, we did this a few years back. They've decided
to come back again and give another one. Thanks to
the legends at finn Chaser Boats. It's worth seventy five
thousand dollars. It's a finn Chaser five three five center console,
a Mercury sixty elpt four stroke ct Oh my god, you.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (43:15):
And a voyage a trailer so it comes on the
trailers where you've got the point.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
You got the brand new boat.
Speaker 6 (43:19):
We took it out this morning for a bit of
a hoon around. Captain Jerry was at the helm. There
a whole lot of other goodies thrown in as well,
including four life jackets. It'll be vinyl wrapped as well.
A whole heap of awesome stuff.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
And it's seventy five k that's right.
Speaker 6 (43:34):
If you are keen to win the sucker, text the
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He's gone completely blind over the space of a few months.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Oh what do you Jay?
Speaker 6 (45:10):
We get by using a pseudo echo location. Although he
is an old boy now and I fear as he's
losing his hearing as well, which will friend to him
about as useless as a bra at one of Pugs's
busy parties. I know Jace, and in particular his wife
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Interesting actually, because my neighbor has a blind dog and
we were chatting to him the other day and we
said to him, because he's got a couple of little
fellows there dogs. Yes, we said to her, you should
speak to our daughter if you want our daughter to
take your dogs for a walk. And he said, oh,
one of them is blind, so he tends to fall
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over it. Yeah, walk on, fall off, you know, fall
off things and stats. That's a bit of a mission.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
And it was like, you know, it's that diminishing, you know,
it's like when you see a dog with on a trolley. Yes,
and I just go, come on, lucky past, come on now.
Speaker 6 (46:19):
I saw a dog on a trolley the other day
and it was running along, looked very young, and I
was like, because of that trolley, he's got another good
you know, seven or eight years.
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Come on, man.
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I watched a video the other day of one with
a peg, and I was like, just a peg on
a troll.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Yeah, come on, man, I'm lock pig on a spit. Yeah,
there comes a time it's diminishing returns. I mean, and
are you keeping the animal for your own pleasure or
for their pleasure? You?
Speaker 6 (46:47):
Are you both hating it?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:50):
A cat in this case, it's sounding like it's going
deaf as blind as deaf and its ginger.
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I mean, it's not kind of lone. Yeah, I mean exactly.
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I mean I don't think I do feel like that's
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in weekdays at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
There you go, your mare bastards. That's the big show
down Industried. This Wednesday night. We had a big poll today, Kezy.
We did having coffee with your ex Yes or no?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (47:52):
You can vote on that up at the Hidarky Big
Show Instagram story predictions.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Oh, I'd say no, seventy five.
Speaker 6 (48:03):
Seventy percent say no. The result is eighty five percent
of people said no. Okay, don't go have coffee with
your ex.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Yeah, it's generally looked upon unfavorably.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
I think I think it.
Speaker 6 (48:14):
It's just a better to steer clear. Yeah, there's a
there's seven eight billion people to go have coffee with.
Why go have coffee with your ex? Yeah, go have
a coffee with Mogi. Yeah, I'll keep a coffee with you.
Really man, Yeah, man, I love coffee. Hey, I feel
like he's not actually going to though. What's that chase?
Speaker 2 (48:32):
What's the podcast outro clip? Today?
Speaker 6 (48:34):
The podcast out show was about Mogi and is absolute
Mazera shocking life.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
He's running.
Speaker 6 (48:40):
Yeah, so here's a week clip.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Be prison in the moment, Mogi. Just work on your laptop,
do some work. Thank you guys. I'll do that.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
Just just focus on what look at that one thing
at a time.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Focus on look at that.
Speaker 6 (48:59):
That was one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
It was an ald timer, it was it was raining,
it was blown away the rain.
Speaker 6 (49:07):
But like right in the middle of telling just to
focus on one thing.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Yeah, Now, listen, I had your food situation improves moogie. Yeah, mate,
because I know what you're like when you're hungers a
shocking bars start forgetting things. Yeah, keezy, what are you
having for tea?
Speaker 6 (49:24):
Well, my wife just text me saying she's got a
lot of work on. She's working late tonight.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Honestly, man, far out, we're gonna have to talk about this.
Speaker 6 (49:33):
I don't know if she knows about this reputation she's
got on the show of like always having stuff on
in the evenings. Yeah, but I know she's been very
busy at work, and she said, I'll only be an
hour or two late.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Yeah, that doesn't answer my question.
Speaker 6 (49:44):
So to be honest, she's at work right now. I'm
gonna get home and make a chicken thigh cuss, cuss,
roast veggie tray bake. Really yeah, whether like I'm a
rocking sort of paste stuff raisins and yeah, I don't
know about the raisins, but I put spinach through it
and that's what we with a bit of yogurt.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Okay, I'm pretty happy with that. Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 6 (50:04):
Enjoy your soup.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Yeah, my chicken and silver beaten noodle soups.
Speaker 6 (50:09):
Yummy, Jason.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Yeah, I'll give you a full debrief tomorrow.
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I like the little now Mogi is stouting, You've just
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Speaker 2 (00:57):
What are an absolute shambles?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Heaving an absolute shock, you mad dog, your six son
of a bay. I'm all over the show me and
my brain's falling apart. Anybody would think I've been hanging
off the old bong, the keys, sucking on the old
j you know what I mean, having a little bucky.
I made a couple of spots. How what I'm saying, Yeah,
just sucking on a tinny, just looking at Tenney. Yeah,
(01:20):
my memory's gone in the space of a week. I've
lost my watch. I've lost my car ki today, which
is an absolute ripper. And I've lost and found my
sunglasses which I bought last week, having lost them about
five months ago.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, so pooh, going pretty good? Yeah, man, down pretty good?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
How you going, Keezy? And your blanky kind of cordoy.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Just a corduroy shacket. Shack it, it's a shit jacket. Yeah,
I'm going really good, better than Moggy. Yeah, I'm going
really good. Jason. The winter is really weird up here
in awkward. It's just bucketed down and then stopped and
then bucketed down in the skytower. I get struck by
lightning while I was walking past it. That was interesting.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, that's speaking. That's not a good sign for you.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Man, God, how are you, Jason?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You have good? Thanks.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm actually really onto it. I've had some mushies today,
so I'm actually just tickety boom. My mental acuity is
right there, fellas, right there.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm as sharp as attack.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Aren't you always sharp as attack?
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
No, actually not always. Hey, Mogi, what's coming up on
the show?
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What's happening on the Big Show with old mogis?
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Oh yeah, and not only that.
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Fellas, this is interesting, Fellas, here I went and have
my eyes tested today. Yes, and I think there's a
lesson in it for you, Hordy Jezbot. All right, okay mate, yeah, sure,
all right mate.
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But right now it's time for Big Pole. We haven't
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Speaker 6 (03:40):
No, we haven't. But just to reminder, if you'd like
to vote on the Big Pole. Hodarchy Big Show on
Instagram you can now let us know on the story
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text us on three four eight three.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
This is an intriguing question for the big pole. Having
coffee with your ex?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yes or no? Yeah? Yeah, I mean I'm fond of
the coffee.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Yeah, I prefer not to have one with my ex though, right,
okay that your.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, No, she's fine.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
So my attitude towards an X is you've got to
go full blown delete off the face of the earth,
you know. I think you've got to go all right,
this is me personally. You have to go, right, they
don't exist anymore. I just need to move on with
my life.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
If you're constantly meeting up for coffees and having chit chat, yeah,
I just it would just keep the spark going.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's like your cocaine dealer, isn't it easy? Exactly like that?
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Yeah, and then after I've got to clean my life up, man,
So I'm going to delete it all. I'm just going
to delete all the contact. So that's it, what you think,
all the cocaine? Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. And she was
a cocaine dealer, yeah right, jeseu.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
That's twice as difficult.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
You have the fact you're in there too, which I
think is really important as who did what? And I
mean is she your ex because she broke up with you?
Or did you break up with her? Because that's a
very different dynamic that you're dealing with. The Sometimes it's mutual,
Oh yeah, sometimes it's mutual. Yeah yeah, because there is
that scenario sometimes and you know I'm generalizing here, when
(05:09):
you know, you break up with someone and then you
sort of see them sex months down the line, you go, holy,
holy heck.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
People are texting on three four eight three saying sorry,
I thought you said coffee and eggs. Coffee with eggs,
like coffee with your ex going up for a coffee with.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Your yeah partner.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Yes, because someone it always leaves a weird taste in
my mouth.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
So that's a no for me, right, Okay, yes, but
you know what I mean though, So say she broke
up with you and you were devastated by it. Yeah,
she's moved on, and a year later you see her
and she is beautiful, and you're like single and living
in Huntley with your mum and you're like, geez.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
What have I done there? Why didn't she break up?
With you.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah, but she's broken up with me. Yeah, but then
she messages you. It's just that she messages me. Do
you want some coffee? Yes, jeezy, Yeah, I love coffee.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
In that situation, Jase, she's clearly moved on. She's with
a new fella. Yes, big fella too makes good coin.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
He's like a unit as he's like a six machines.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Six machine works and radio really respects what.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
You can't imagine a six machine working in radio. But anyway, carry.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Yeah, in that situation, would you go up for a
coffee with it?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yes, you would? You've got no partners? Yeah, yeah, hell yes?
But what if you have got a partner? Hell? Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Right, okay, okay, well, I mean you know a game.
You're just having a coffee, aren't you?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Feels no, But there's intent there, See my I stand
by what I said, Cold Turkey. You've got to just
delete them from the face of the planet.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Jase.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
You're obviously keen to. You're a mad bas cheat on
your current missess with your expert which I get, Magi,
where are you standing?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
I'm a I'm a hard no as well, there, Kizy.
I don't see why you need your ex in your life.
Once you've broken up with them, I think they're just
they're gone. They don't exist anymore. You've got plenty of
other friends, you've got your new partner. You don't get
rid of the.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Men, I will say. I will say it depends how
old you were. So if it's like a high school partner, yes,
you know, high school, it's just silly. But if it's
like a you know, you moved in together for a yes,
I agree with that.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Well, there's just been a revelation to me already because
I always thought you and your wife were they were
You were like childhood sweethearts. And I didn't know you
had other ladies.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Well I didn't have I didn't have other ladies.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Was he a bit of a stallion at school? Was
the old Keezy behind the bikeshit there?
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Well, we need to get our story straight here, because
Kezy was either a stallion at school or he was
bird Ship Chris who had asthma and exma behind his knees.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That, yeah, I lived in a bubble.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
That's the one sucking on a vaporizer. It's to ventil
and ventil and pump or whatever. No, just a ventil
and three four eight three. What do you think having
coffee with an X? Is it okay?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Every texting the drawer for a fifty dollars reburg about you.
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Speaker 3 (08:20):
Indeed, another workt for the kiwis there? It was Zach Folks.
I think who got the work at A beautiful catch
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Speaker 2 (08:29):
You know?
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Condor's names just escaped me. The opener, the left hander,
you know, the Wellington player. Somebody helping out, somebody help out, Conray.
That was a great catch. Now we're talking about having
coffee with your X, yes or no.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
That's right now, just too and that's coffee with your
ex partner.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
No coffee with eggs.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
And also, just to clarify in this situation, no, you
have no children together. It's just a relationship.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Have you no reason to be in touch with them
or except either having coffee or not having coffee?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
So look, there's a lot of there's a lot of
interesting texts coming through on three four eight three. It's
all good. Let me just not read that one I
was about to start reading one that was really bad.
Most definitely, I've hooked up with a few of my
exes good times.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Oh yeah. Now this is a thing. Look, if you've
got a partner, that makes it tricky when you see
your ex for coffee. But it may be that you're
not in a relationship when you X gets in touch
and you think yourself, well, I like coffee, yes, and
I might get a share together.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
This and I like getting in touch yeah. Yeah, right,
well in that case yes.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
And also you know, presumably you had a sexual chemistry
at some point, you know what I mean, And you're
haven't you your chai late or whatever? And you can
and you remember just flash back moment in the boudoir
and the sexual chemistry, the fiery love making you go.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Geez, before it petered out over a period of very
dry months and you eventually called it because it was
just done.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Man.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, but it's amazing how we eliminate those We don't
remember that part and you just focus on the really hot, steamy,
sexy times.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Nick Reckens, Yes, there's enough of me to go around.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
So he's about being generous with the time, with his time.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, And Morgi's actually made a really fair point too,
of course. I mean if you do have a partner,
that's another thing altogether. I mean, how would you feel
keasy about your wife, for example, going and meeting up
with one of her exes because you say you were
saying she used to date stellions.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Ah, you still still does.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Well, To be honest, I'm pretty I'm in a very
secure relationship, Jace. I know she loves me and I
love her, so I'd be fine with that.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I mean, she loves you.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
What do you mean what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Well, I mean I know she loved but she doesn't
want to hurt you. Yeah, I mean sure, the last
thing she would want to do is hurt you.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
You're you're her big goofy boy. But yeah, but you know,
I mean say she I mean up with one of
the xeres and he's like a professional rugby player or
touch player or something like that.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
And he's professional touch player and he's right okay.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
You know, and he's pay for a coffee, and he's.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Got like sparkling green eyes, and he's got he's got
a Mogi type body.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah, you're still.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Right, Okay, he's got Moggie's body.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Yeah, bang eyes yes, you know one e one eyes blind,
big honker on him kidneys a shot.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Actually, I'll be massively intimidated by that.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
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Speaker 2 (11:59):
This Winsday day.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Afternoon, and we've got tickets to give away for christ
Church and Auckland.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
That's right Monday the thirteenth of April next year James
A Theater, christ Church, or Wednesday the fifteenth of April
at the town Hall in Auckland. They haven't actually been here.
They're from Scotland originally, that's the one. They haven't been
here in a one.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Let's take a look at your wound Scotland.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Come on man, what race lucky We've just armed the
racism and bloody siren.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
There the races. If you are keen to go see
them live though, we do have double passes to give away.
She go to the phones. They're feelers.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, let's go to care and shall we go to
cat good a cat?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
How's live?
Speaker 8 (12:47):
Guys? How are you?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah? Good? Thanks mane? How are you cat? Yeah, I'm
bloody great, Thank.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
You Scottish accent. Cat, you're mad dog.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I'm lucky I heard you definition.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Yeah, thank you, jas What does an Irish exit sound like?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
To be sure?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
No, sorry, Kit, obviously you're a fan of Bethy Cliro
I am ye're nice And what do you do for
a craft Cat?
Speaker 6 (13:20):
I'm a personal trainer up in the Bay of Islands.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yeah, that's a great Can you tell me, Kennedy you've
seen Old Maggie's rig Holy.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Molly, yes, good, yeah he is. Cat? Have you seen keys,
isn't it? I could miss him? You can see them
from the whole way up to the far north.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Here, jasus honker.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Answer. I knew you were going to say that. I
knew it, all right, Cat.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I'm presuming since your Bay of Islands you go in Auckland. Yeah, yeah, great, yes,
sweet as mate.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
All right, well that double passes all yours.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Cat, oh legends, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Just hold the.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Line and old Pugs on to look after you there,
and we've got the Chrish hitch one to give away
Jason here in your.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Mad bast hell's life, guys, are we yeah? Good bloody good?
Speaker 6 (14:15):
Thanks Karen. What do you do for a Crustman Joy Company.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Does that mean you're a joiner man? Or does that
mean you're working in reception there? I work at a
disc not for tools.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
We all reach that point actually caring in our careers tools.
You know, we do the hard yards, wax stuff around
and then they put us out to the back paddict there.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, good on your mate. I want to tell you
what those tickets are yours as well? All right, awesome,
thanks guys, you enjoy them. Now.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
That was a bloody good tune. I didn't realize that
that was the song. I'm going to be giving them
a listen. When are they playing again?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Me?
Speaker 6 (14:54):
That's April next year, man, thirteenth and fifteenth christ Chips
in Auckland and if you do want tickets live Nation
dot co dot in Z.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Good on you man, I'm getting into that. Yeah, I'm
going to go to that.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
I think, yeah, this is another one of these.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Actually, oh me, oh so good? Give us?
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Oh this doesn't give us? You're sorry?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
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Speaker 3 (15:17):
Heros Aerosmith Fear on the radio. I didn't I wasn't
turned up. That was the problem. Keasy had forgotten to
push the bar. It was my far it wasn't. I'll
take the blame for that one. I'll take the cat. Incidentally,
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Let's talk TV.
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What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue Fellows.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
I watched something called potentially called The came Family Murders
or the climb in something. Yes, it was on the
old Netflix there and it's about this young fellow there
and his mum and they love to go fishing together
and one day the mother does not come back, and
suspicion is soon it's placed on the son, who's pretty
(16:19):
severely affected by autism. Then it's also sort of revealed
that the grandfather, who is a Greek tykoon with a
lot of money keysy, he's been killed in curious circumstances. Well,
we start to thinking to yourself, jeez, it's choke it out.
Surely this young fella here, this teenager, he couldn't have
(16:40):
done it. And it sort of takes you through the
twists and the turns, et cetera, et cetera. It's actually
pretty good, but it gets to they sort of go
through that thing where it's getting interest in there, and
then somebody goes, we grew up in a town in
nineteen thirty two. God, we're going to learn a whole
about the family. I don't care about that. I'm here
for the murders. Don't care here. You grew up. So anyway,
(17:02):
fast forward through that and they watch not bad three busies,
interesting stuff out of a potential five busies on this occasion. Yeah,
not bad fine, as far as those sorts of things go.
Won't blow your sock so off. Feels like you've seen it, Jase.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I watched it last night, that very same thing, and
I pretty much concur with your analysis of it really
in terms of that kind of investigative kind of who
murdered who? Was it unfair? Was he set up? Was
he after the fortune years? It's very stock standing in
that regard. I would give it three buzzies too.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Actually, yeah, three busies too.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Three three buzzies.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Actually no, I'll go two point nine buzzies.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Right, Okay, So I just think it's important just if
there's any first time listeners. And then just hear you
say I give it three busies.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Yes, there was no first time listeners, No, they're all
stock standing.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Bringing in new listeners. We're full, we're full. We've put
the we've put the full sign on the door.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
You can't come in, no more, no more rooms at
the end. Easy. Right.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
So if anyone right now is just tuned in for
the first time, do I tell do we say leave? Yeah,
you're going to have to get there the station.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
We could do a fold out bed scenario on Yeah, yea.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I'm looking at fold out beads at the moment.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
My daughters are all coming home and it's like, oh,
we're going to put them all.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
You know what I mean, fold out bed? Oh wow, dead,
thank you?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
What' so? Glad I can here for a few days.
They're not buying a whole bed for that. That's true, man,
you know what I'm saying, right man?
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Yeah, I didn't watch anything last night. I was at
a stage show. Yes, a review of that stage show
after five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
How good?
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Isn't that exciting?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
It is?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Ah Radio Heads the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hod Radio Head. There on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Wednesday evening. There's heaps coming up after
five o'clock By the way, Mogi goes to the optometrist,
what happens? Kezy reviews the theater show that he and
(19:08):
his wife went to last night, and Old Hoidy j
embarrasses himself in front of a real estate agent.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Plus keep an air out and the next sort of
thirty or son minutes, we're going to be playing a
cute call. If you hear it, give us a call
on O eight hundred Hoduky and you and to make
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Speaker 1 (19:30):
The Wodiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
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through your hump day tickety boo. This is the Big show,
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Speaker 6 (19:42):
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(20:08):
Now I'm going to heard you tomorrow, there's a strong
chance of beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian conditions, but across
the weak regardless of what you're seeing outside, you can
expect it to be.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah, great stuff. Now I've got a massive bone to
pick right now. Do you want me to.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Hold onto this resentment, Kesy?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Or should I just get it out? Now?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I got a bowl a pit we want to voucher
for a takeaway just down the corner there, two hundred
and fifty bucks worth, it was maybe, and I've just
found out because I'm starving.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I was going to go and get some food from there,
and old Kezy, yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
He's spent the last of it. Not only that, he
spent the time before that as well. Out of the
two hundred and fifty dollars voucher that we got given.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Do you know what I had? How much did you have?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I had some loaded fries out of a two hundred
and fifty dollars voucher.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, you've been stitched up then, I am speweye now.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Kezy, to his credit, he's just said to you, oh,
it's all good man, I'll buy you a burger to
make up for it. But as you were saying, he
could have bought his own burger in the first place,
and we wouldn't be in this situation.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
But I'll take you up on that, Keezy. I see,
we've got a two songs coming up. There, plenty of
time for you to go and order Hoity Jason Food
a lord.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Of online man. And then I I wanna have to
leave the studio and now I can continue prepping for
a huge hour that's coming up on the show. I
can't just leave the studio, willy nilly.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
It is a huge that's right.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Hey, speaking of huge, how about a bit of guns.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
N roses?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
It's tune by the way, the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays
from four on Radio Hodiky.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Queen there on the radio Holdarkey Big Show this Wednesday
afternoon the West Indies one fifty seven for six trail
by seventy four fellas.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
I win and got my eyes tested today. Yeah, I
think it's time for old I think it's time for
old Mogi to get some glasses, some reading glasses. Yeah,
because yeah, she's a blurry barstard, especially in the morning. Yes,
I asked the the optometrist lady down.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
There, Dr Jenny.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
That was her name, Lady doctor, Doctor Jennifer's hot.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Indie.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
She said, yeah, that's all right. It takes a while
for your eyes to warm up in the morning.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Some mornings when we play golf, Jay says he can't
see the golf will probably it's all blurry.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, there you get true. That blinder is a bit.
Blinder is a bit.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
So any I went down there to get tested, and
it's an interesting thing because I have had the experience
with an optometrist before, but it was pretty archaic machinery
then and now they work bloody good. So it turns
out that my good eye, as I like to call it,
my right eye, the one that can see, it's very healthy,
very healthy eye, not going to be prone to any diseases,
(23:23):
very good veins and blood vessels running through their geezy,
the lenses looking good, just a little bit not quite
where it could be for the old reading. So they're
going to sling some glasses on me. The other one's poked.
The other one's no good. You got shot in the eye,
got shot in the eye with a skyrocket. And she
said that one's no good, And I told her, I said,
(23:45):
I said, no surprises there really is there, She said,
any saving it? Can you get any glasses for that
little fact that? She said no, I said, I've got
a mate, What do you think about this? I said,
he's getting on. I said, he lies about his age.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
One of those bastards too.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
This guy is a shocking bastard. He's blind as a bat.
He's always holding up glasses like at arm's length so
he can read things. This guy's been as blind as
long as I've known him. He's never ever gone to
see an eye doctor. And she said that shocking. She said,
if he doesn't do that, his eyesight is going to
get drastically worse, drastically faster than if.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
He went along and saw an eye specialist. I said.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
The trouble with this guy is as a shocking bastard,
he doesn't like garner doctors, he doesn't like going and
get himself sort of out. What can I do to
help this guy? She said, Well, you better do it urgently,
because I tell you what I'll give him. To the
end of the year, he's going to be he's going
to be walking around like mister mcgo, walking out into traffic,
not knowing what's.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Going To the end of this year. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
I definitely get in touch with him, man, and just
come on, man, pull your pull your bootstraps up for
God's sake.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
But does he wear like he must be some sort
of glasses, does he?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
I think he's got like eighty pirs of two dollars
ones that he sort of gets.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
You see that?
Speaker 6 (25:02):
No, no, yeah, go and see a professional and get.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Totally get well, because you know, there's not one size
fits all. And this is the thing about optometris, yes,
is they specialize and they can very be very specific
about what you need, whether you're near or far or
whatever have you.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
I tell you, I tell you what I liked about
the options that she gave me. Here, what she said.
What she said, you can have it there so that
you've just got down the bottom of the glasses, in
the bottom of the bifocals, so you'll be able to
read down the bottom. I said, no, I don't want
those ones, because you look like an old bastard, you
know what I mean. Where you've got the thicker lenses,
the thicker lenses down the bottom of each lens, and
(25:41):
then it's fine at the top, so when you look
down you're looking through the bottom when you look up.
She said, no, it's changed now. You don't see the lines,
and you don't see that. You don't see that there's
a difference of lenses there in a more magnified version
down the bottom. It's all blended in hoidy, it's all
blended in, so you actually look younger because you just
leave them on the whole time. It looked like such
(26:01):
an old fall with the pactic glasses at the end
of your own.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Yeah, I mean, because you've only got one good eye anyway,
you just get a monocle.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Oh, that's what I said to her. I said, is
half the price? She said, half the price? Absolutely, Well,
this is.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
The other thing too.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I mean, this is obviously what your mate's doing. He
doesn't want to spend a fortune on bloody eye. I mean,
my wife's got bifocals to a wild We were just
actually because she's she's had monty eyes since she was at.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
A bub right, you know what I mean for her?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
No, And it all started actually true story where when
her dad dropped her on her head when we're in
the playground.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah, what's your excuse?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Uh oh yeah, look, Actually, the last time I went
twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
That was a year. Yeah, a vision.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
It was twenty twenty was the year, and my vision
was twenty twenty. And she said, I have never seen
better blood vessels.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
In an eye? What was she wearing? Worry is ship?
It's a jersey. It might have been a jersey.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Actually, I don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
The Hidiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Hodarky Hot Chili Pepper is here on the radio.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Hold Aki Big Show. Crooked is off for rain at
the moment, just say, you know.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Thanks Classic Fellers. I went to a live theater show
last night.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah. It was that dinner in theater, wasn't it.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Oh yeah, dinner and theater, very very quick dinner. We
were kind of pretty fine there. Yes, but I had
a laxa.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Oh no, I asked.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
For hot spice.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
It was more like a medium. Was it a shocking No,
I wasn't.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
It was probably the worst, to be honest, it was
the worst laxa of ever head.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Because we told you, really, we told you so that
when you got to the theater you had to sit
by the door. Yeah, it was it was like the
way through you you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
No, it doesn't mean I'm good an iron guts.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Because wow, that's not that's not entirely true. I mean,
you do tend to have about some explosive diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
There's a sting there for it.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Man, Okay, okay, Mowgi's asked for the sting to be made.
It's Jesus, do you want what do you want? What
do you want me to do here? Do you want
me to tell the story of how how the night
actually went or or do you want to know?
Speaker 5 (28:29):
I was a bit worried about you because your head,
your lacks that and I knew you went along to
the show, but we were a bit worried about what
might happen in there. We talked about it and yesterday's show,
and I don't want to go over it again because
it was a disgrace.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
I really want to read out Mike's message to the
group chat today. Sure, Keyesy's worst nightmare comes true when
he craps himself at the play and the building is
evacuated and he is arrested, and as the police lead
him away, the crowd starts cheering keys Ey, keys Keys
And then he said, Pugs, can you please make a
sting called Keysy's worst night.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
So that was just an idea I had in the
chat because I didn't know if that had happened or not,
and if it had, I didn't want us to miss
the opportunity to talk about it on ere So is
that what happened?
Speaker 6 (29:14):
No, No, it didn't happen, fortunately, because that would have
been my worst nightmare.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
And everyone else is around you heart out Jesus.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
So do you want me to actually talk about the
stage lovedown?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (29:31):
Sure, okay, So last night went to the Civic Theater
in downtown Auckland watched a show. It was a Christmas Carol. Yes, now,
I said, yes, this because my wife loves Christmas. Yes,
MOGGI you were going with potentially thinking about taking your
daughter along to this?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (29:48):
And how old is she now?
Speaker 5 (29:49):
She is sex and I was advised not to that.
They said cut off at about ten.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
There were so many kids under the age of ten
there and they were all terrified.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:00):
Right, It is like it is the special effects of
this live stage show next level, right, I like, really
really good the stage management, the way things move around
and stuff. But the ghost stuff, because it's all about
the ghost of Christmas past and Christmas present. And all
the special effects, and there's a really spooky but my
wife was gripping tightly on my forefront of a stage.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, so it was.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
And there were kids sitting in front of us who
were sitting in the seats, and then by the you know,
for the really scary bit, they were sitting on their
mum facing the other way.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Just yeah, that's what I don't want.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Yeah, terrifying. But I must say, at the very start
they were all standing around a sort of like a
trash can fire, and they started singing.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
And I looked at my wife and I went, oh, gosh,
here we go. Is there anything off of the song?
Speaker 6 (30:48):
I don't like musicals.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I don't like songs full stop.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Chili yeah, or like Green Day. They started singing. My
wife looked at me. We both laughed, and I was like,
oh god, here we go. It was brilliant. It was
ninety minutes straight with no middle, no expision. It was
brilliantly act The older boy who played Ebenezer Scrooge and
another bloke who played the ghosts of Christmas past and
(31:14):
president and stuff. There acting was magnificent. I was actually
captivated for ninety straight minutes. He and I traditionally do
not like theater shows or musicals or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
How many bullies they say that it's going to be
five massive?
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Oh in terms of a rating, yeah, I give it.
For a theater show that I've seen, I give it
four point two busies out of five good. Every other
theater show I've ever seen is like two busies. It
was really, really, really good.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
You didn't cheat yourself.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Oh, I did the Hierarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hidarchy my heart Radio Alter Ego. Let's
get another great New Zealand in the drawer.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yes, and that's going on in La I believe keez.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
That's right, Los Angeles, January seventeenth, twenty twenty six at
the key Of Forum, featuring some of the biggest names
in olt rock. We're talking Green Day, Sublime, Cage, The Elephant,
plenty more as well. If you win this prize, all right,
you listen out for the kid to call. Get yourself
in the drawer by calling over one hundred Hodarky. But
if you get the prize, it's tickets for you and
a mate to go to the gig. You get a hotel,
you get a grand cash and spending money and you
(32:29):
get flown there direct to La courtesy of venues.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
And that's on a plane.
Speaker 6 (32:34):
That's on an airplane. That's the one that two wings. Yeap,
I'm not sure how many engines.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Good stuff, mate, Now let's go to the phone lines
pool from Napier.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
How are you a man bastard?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Good?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Thanks?
Speaker 7 (32:48):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yeah? Good? Thanks?
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Paul.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
How's Napier today, mate?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:52):
She just started raining.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
But the thunder is.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
All over the country over there, though, isn't it here?
I think there was a crooked match on here today.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
You would have been dead, yeah, is it? Is it?
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening, all of it.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah, tell me, Paul, what do you do for a crust?
I'm a bean counter?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
You need your bean counters? Made a little turned to havoc. Otherwise,
who would you take with you if you were.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
To win this?
Speaker 6 (33:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, good stuff, Paul.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
All right mate, you hold the line there at old
pugs Chuck in the drawer right.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Mate, it's got a jack from Auckland. Get a jack
your mayor. Barset Hou's life.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Bed fellows still recovering from the weekend Wednesday. He must
have been a big weekend Jack, give us a rough over,
you men.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Concert with Western Springs and yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
Had some mates that went along to that. They flipped
me a text three o'clock in the morning to ask
me if I was coming out.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
Yeah, no, sir, yeah, yeah, they said, have just come
to the skuy Jack, he's off his head.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
But I think you do need to come out at
some stage. Mog thanks, and you'll have all of our support.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Man.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
Hey, Jack, you caen to go to l A man
more than anything?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah, boy?
Speaker 6 (34:19):
And who would you take.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
What you hang on? I'm worried about Jack now.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
I mean if he's if it's Wednesday, Yeah, he went
to a gig on Satdy and he's still really feeling it.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I mean, how's he going to handle l A and
a big gig like that.
Speaker 5 (34:33):
More of the same, man, more of the same. Just yeah,
I've got no doubt.
Speaker 6 (34:39):
We're going to need you to really put the effident
in Jack. And if you winte, who will you take
with you?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Probablyss yeah about it?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah, he's probably loving you being this way for the
last three days.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
I'm picturing Jack. Ye're sleeping on the couch.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
Right, you hold the line.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Man.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
Pug is going to sort you out and chuck in
the drawer right.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
Good on your mate. He's still struggling, wouldn't he, mads.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
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Angeles service and seamless USA connections with the United Airlines,
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Speaker 2 (35:14):
Thanks man, good to know, absolutely thanks guys. His garbage.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodark.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
You clashed there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening. It looks like they're taking the covers off
at Hagley Obil, so maybe a bit more play at
the end of the day. Fellers, Man, I'm speaking of
exciting stuff. You'll know.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
I'm looking for a flat at the moment.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
It's been twenty odd years since I've done that, and
it's been quite the experience. I can tell because I
know you guys are big on your property. You're always
on your computers looking at you know.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Or or as everyone else calls them, computers.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Looking at popperty.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
And you guys are forever showing me, you know, pecks
that you'd like to buy.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
And it's a bit tedious actually, but now I get it.
I get it.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Because I'm looking at property now myself that I want
to move into. One of the things I've noticed is
they're very good, aren't they at portraying a home via
photos and making it look amazeball.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
It's pretty amazing, And it's weird that they do that
because then you get there in its well, this doesn't
look like that exactly, So I'm leaving now.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
It's pretty much exactly that.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
About four or five that we've looked at, it's like,
this looks absolutely nothing like the photos.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (36:35):
The other thing too, is I know, Jase, you're looking
at apartments. Yes, if it's a house, and you know,
you put the filter to say I want a house,
not an apartment or anything like that. And the first photo,
the main photo, is of the interior. Yeah, I instantly
go house is obviously super ugly or a leaky home,
or you.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Get that scenario where it's exterior shots everywhere of.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
What's outside the house.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
But anyway, I went to one today with my wife
and made a fool of myself with the real estate agent. No,
I didn't try and bribe them. I cracked a joke,
like a big show joke.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
It's not the worst thing you could have correcked.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yeah, well I had what I had a semi stuffy
but I mean I think I don't think anyone noticed that.
And anyway, so we're looking around this place, and to
be honest, I wasn't interested. I wasn't interested at all.
But you know how you feel like you you looked,
you feel like you feel like you should sort of
(37:34):
shower a bit of interest, you know, so they don't
feel like they're wasting their time.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
Oh that's a nice tap.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
And anyway, I said to him, oh, what's the situation
with pitts? And he said, ah, what kind of pets
are you talking? And I said, a pig.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Is before I even before I even thought about it,
Before I even thought about it, I went a peg.
And he looked at me and he was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
What idiot?
Speaker 3 (38:08):
No obviously, and I say, oh no, no, no, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
I don't have a pet peg. It was there was
just me. It was just me making a joke. Man.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
He's all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, no pets.
Speaker 9 (38:22):
No, no pets. So that didn't go well, Fellows, that
could have just been an out for him. You know,
you said that, well for you, he is.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
No pet Oh, well, yeah I should. I got to
bring my pig. Yeah, so I took my little stiffy
out of there.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
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After after six o'clock, Kezy saw our old man fall down.
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In town to see old man, old man, old man,
Yeah man.
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And he dropped his computer.
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My wife sent me a text just before I say
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Then what is it?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
And it was chicken and silver beaten noodle soup. And
I was like, that actually sounds okay because I can
chuck some chili in there the sauce.
Speaker 6 (40:29):
To be honest, putting noodles in soup is one of
the best things I ever discovered, Like five, six, seven
years ago, we're finding out about stuff like Luxes and
Ramens and all these Asian soups with noodles in. I
can't believe I've never eaten it earlier.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
Yeah, well, I wasn't starving as well, Jose. We're both
in a sort of a hole here, aren't we.
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We're a massive and we can down chips because they're
doing the commentary in the chips room.
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My wife texts me and said, I was hoping that
we'd be able to have Ravoli for dinner. M h
fresh REvil. Yeah, but our daughter's eating all of it.
So she said, I hope you're not hungry, right, but
I am hungry, Keezy, what are you going to do?
You have to get some other food.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
We've got this pink wafer biscuit here.
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From the just shove it in your gob could get
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Up next, fellers, I saw an old man fall over
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There's a huge conundrum.
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There's a little bit more to it, a little bit though.
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Fellas.
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As we head into summer, I don't know about you, guys,
but one of the favorite things that I like to
do is go out on the old boat there really
take the outboard out and do a bit of fishing
and the Monaco heads get a bit of snapper action going.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
How do you are you guys? Into boats? I went
on a great boat over in what do you call that? Place.
It was a big ship and it was a wooden bars.
Speaker 7 (42:11):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
Yeah, I like being able to walk around. I liked
that it was wood and not plastic. I had a
great view. I normally would say I don't like boats,
but after that I love boats now. And if I
ever go back to the Islands again, I think I'll
stay on a boat.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
I've done that.
Speaker 6 (42:25):
I stayed on a boat for four nights, right. I
loved it as well. And one of the best things
I've ever done while on holiday Jase was a sunset
cruise on the Mekong River Delta. That wasn't a boat.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
That was simply mass three hours.
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Unlimited booze, just like on the Mekong watching people fish.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I think my daughters did that very same day.
Speaker 6 (42:47):
Yeah yeah, because she was in a red aqua at
Toyota Aqua. I saw her there.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But the reason we're talking about boats is because we're
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You got the brand new boat.
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We took it out this morning for a bit of
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There on the Radio hod Archy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
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Let's give out some advice.
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If we read out your question on the show, you're
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We love and we're always happy to give you advice.
This one comes from anonymous good a Feelers. I have
a ginger cat that is my best friend, loser a tabby.
He's gone completely blind over the space of a few months.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Oh what do you Jay?
Speaker 6 (45:10):
We get by using a pseudo echo location. Although he
is an old boy now and I fear as he's
losing his hearing as well, which will friend to him
about as useless as a bra at one of Pugs's
busy parties. I know Jace, and in particular his wife
loves Jizz, your cat, Jace, so maybe he could ask
(45:31):
her about when to call it quits on my cats
increasingly deabilitating, state, debilitating, debilitating, debilitating.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Interesting actually, because my neighbor has a blind dog and
we were chatting to him the other day and we
said to him, because he's got a couple of little
fellows there dogs. Yes, we said to her, you should
speak to our daughter if you want our daughter to
take your dogs for a walk. And he said, oh,
one of them is blind, so he tends to fall
(46:00):
over it. Yeah, walk on, fall off, you know, fall
off things and stats. That's a bit of a mission.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
And it was like, you know, it's that diminishing, you know,
it's like when you see a dog with on a trolley. Yes,
and I just go, come on, lucky past, come on now.
Speaker 6 (46:19):
I saw a dog on a trolley the other day
and it was running along, looked very young, and I
was like, because of that trolley, he's got another good
you know, seven or eight years.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Come on, man.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
I watched a video the other day of one with
a peg, and I was like, just a peg on
a troll.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Yeah, come on, man, I'm lock pig on a spit. Yeah,
there comes a time it's diminishing returns. I mean, and
are you keeping the animal for your own pleasure or
for their pleasure? You?
Speaker 6 (46:47):
Are you both hating it?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:50):
A cat in this case, it's sounding like it's going
deaf as blind as deaf and its ginger.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
I mean, it's not kind of lone. Yeah, I mean exactly.
Speaker 6 (47:03):
I mean I don't think I do feel like that's
cat racist checking in the skip the cat.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Yeah, it's a shock and bastard. Where you go.
Speaker 6 (47:15):
It's a shocking bastard. Throw it at the skip. If
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The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in weekdays at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
There you go, your mare bastards. That's the big show
down Industried. This Wednesday night. We had a big poll today, Kezy.
We did having coffee with your ex Yes or no?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (47:52):
You can vote on that up at the Hidarky Big
Show Instagram story predictions.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Oh, I'd say no, seventy five.
Speaker 6 (48:03):
Seventy percent say no. The result is eighty five percent
of people said no. Okay, don't go have coffee with
your ex.
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Yeah, it's generally looked upon unfavorably.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
I think I think it.
Speaker 6 (48:14):
It's just a better to steer clear. Yeah, there's a
there's seven eight billion people to go have coffee with.
Why go have coffee with your ex? Yeah, go have
a coffee with Mogi. Yeah, I'll keep a coffee with you.
Really man, Yeah, man, I love coffee. Hey, I feel
like he's not actually going to though. What's that chase?
Speaker 2 (48:32):
What's the podcast outro clip? Today?
Speaker 6 (48:34):
The podcast out show was about Mogi and is absolute
Mazera shocking life.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
He's running.
Speaker 6 (48:40):
Yeah, so here's a week clip.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Be prison in the moment, Mogi. Just work on your laptop,
do some work. Thank you guys. I'll do that.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
Just just focus on what look at that one thing
at a time.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Focus on look at that.
Speaker 6 (48:59):
That was one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
It was an ald timer, it was it was raining,
it was blown away the rain.
Speaker 6 (49:07):
But like right in the middle of telling just to
focus on one thing.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Yeah, Now, listen, I had your food situation improves moogie. Yeah, mate,
because I know what you're like when you're hungers a
shocking bars start forgetting things. Yeah, keezy, what are you
having for tea?
Speaker 6 (49:24):
Well, my wife just text me saying she's got a
lot of work on. She's working late tonight.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Honestly, man, far out, we're gonna have to talk about this.
Speaker 6 (49:33):
I don't know if she knows about this reputation she's
got on the show of like always having stuff on
in the evenings. Yeah, but I know she's been very
busy at work, and she said, I'll only be an
hour or two late.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Yeah, that doesn't answer my question.
Speaker 6 (49:44):
So to be honest, she's at work right now. I'm
gonna get home and make a chicken thigh cuss, cuss,
roast veggie tray bake. Really yeah, whether like I'm a
rocking sort of paste stuff raisins and yeah, I don't
know about the raisins, but I put spinach through it
and that's what we with a bit of yogurt.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Okay, I'm pretty happy with that. Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 6 (50:04):
Enjoy your soup.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Yeah, my chicken and silver beaten noodle soups.
Speaker 6 (50:09):
Yummy, Jason.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Yeah, I'll give you a full debrief tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Hey, now, go and you get the Instagram, go and
check got the podcast told tomorrow, See Lader Bye,
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