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December 11, 2025 10 mins

On today's poddy, act broke when you're dead.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
And tick off for for Dog for to sit every
weekday on Radio Hurd.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah, whoa, whoa, that's how we do it, fellas, get
a don't how we suck on that big old okay
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Speaker 2 (00:29):
I just want to dogs he's he's giving off diddy Margie,
but very dirty.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I'm so ready for this year to be over, hear Ober.
I just want to be Ober.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'm with you there, I'm totally with you there.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
I wish this year would go on forever.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Come on, Geezy, I tell you what. And I've never
had this as badly as I do now. I just
want to see my girls right and I'm like, fucking
can we? Can you just get over here? Please?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
That's nice again?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Christmas? Oh well, one's coming on the twentieth, and it's.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Like, there's ages away, when do you go over?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
And then one's coming on the twenty fifth, while she's
arriving on the twenty fourth and staying at her her
partner's parents, and I was like, can wing.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Man, surely not?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I just staying for that man?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I just my wife and I were sitting in the
lounge today and it was like, oh, you know, if
we're on holiday right now, we'll be going for a swim.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
And she was like, I don't even.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
But you could go for a swim.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well no, not today. I couldn't because the tide wasn't right.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
But so holiday, the tide would have been right.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
No, but like, if I'm on holiday.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
You need to go early.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, yeah, ye might do a couple of nude night swims.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
You know what, you need a pool man, because you're
getting an apartment, you should got on with the pool.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I was just telling Kesy Mogie found an amazing apartment.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Fuck, it's cool. Two grand a week, three three grand? Yeah,
no I don't. He'll swooping there. You know what, Mogi's like.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Cash coming in there. I'll be rented up the storm
because we.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Were we were talking, my wife and I, and it's
like we could just get you know, we've just been
looking at apartments in a particular range, and then we're like, well,
hang on, wasn't the whole point of this to get
something quite bougie? Yeah, so what are we doing? So
now we've gone okay, let's up the the scale a

(02:41):
bit here, that's right. And because we're getting rent for
our house, why not.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
This is what I like about you, though, jas is
you insist on wearing three hats, you know what I mean?
You you buy yourself. I finally got yourself a nice car,
but it's nothing to out there, you know what I mean? Yeah, man,
you've got that old phone that you've had for ten years.
That's fun, but you could actually maybe get some nice
stuff if you wanted to.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I could, and you deserve it, man. But it's also
it's just can you not be that nice? It's freaking yeah,
It's just.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
It's just I've been so used to all my life
being broke.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Well, I think it's a good I think it's a
good thing to have, certainly better that way than the
other way around. And it is especially with rent where
you like funk, I'm just throwing this money.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, like my my attitude towards stuff
is like, for example, I don't want my parents to
leave me anything. No, I want them to just spend
it all I want I want them to leave me
with debt.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah, I'm trying to get them to my mom to
do a reverse mortgage, yes, right, which is where you
where the bank gives are all the money in then
and she can just spend it all.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yeah, hard because I'm not like anything, because what I
don't want to do is work really hard and then
leave my kids all this money and then I don't know,
everyone should just leave each other nothing.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
And I've had that exact same conversation with my mum,
which is, I don't want your money. You just speaking spend, spend.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Around the world, go do whatever.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
But yeah, so this is what this is, jas go
spend your money man, because you've got so much Like,
you've got so much money, you could be renting the
penthouse of the tallest tower and.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
All what plenty you're living on? Again?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Are you renting the rotating restaurant at the top of
the skyte cool?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Remember when we went I don't know if I can
talk about that where we did the show from the
luck you know what that was like four thousand and
five thousand and night or something of.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
The hotel room, the presidential suite.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, thoroughly unimpressed. I was like, really, yes, I was
I for that kind of money, maybe I could get
I could get behind two grande.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Two grand because it had, like you know, massa huge bathroom,
big bath which I did some broadcasting from presidential presidential
president of what Harvey star.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Dollars.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
It was.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Was the Harvey Styles what was his name? Harry Styles,
Harvey Styles and Justin Beaver the whole archy B Show
wee days from four on radio hurarchym They Big Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
What's the most expensive room you've ever stayed in? Can
you do? You know?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
No? And when I first got with the missus, we
went and stayed somewhere and it was like seven hundred
bucks a night or something like that. Fucking nice?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Then?

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Is that Wellington? But we've been, you know, we've been
working like dogs. But she couldn't she couldn't enjoy it.
She's like, it's too much money.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, there is.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Well, we're paid for it, yes, so you just enjoy
it or you just stay in the room and I'll
enjoy it. Yes, because I'm going to enjoy it, ycause
I paid. I've paid for it. Looked like a dog.
I'm having a nice holiday.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
My wife was exactly is exactly the same. She's like,
I just don't feel comfortable spending that amount of money.
And I say okay, Well we'll just go and stay
a shitty little place for eight thousand a night.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Well that's the thing like that.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
If you go on holiday in Southeast Asia, Jay's Vietnam
for example.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Have you been there before?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yes? I have, Yes, Keezy, you.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Can stay in the boogiest places and spend so much
money because it's just it gets you so much more.
But if you go to Europe and then you try
and be bougie, you're simply mass Holy fuck man, that
is like another level. Yeah, I can imagine, and like
you go to an ice Fresh. Its beautiful, but it
does reach a certain point with me as well. And
I'm not a frugal person.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
You are, you know, I remember when you to me
has been very tightfisted.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Can you tell my wife that my wife is very
even more? My wife is very sense more with money
and frugal. I literally have like when it comes to
Christmas presents, I don't I don't know what I want
because I literally as soon as I want something, I
just buy it.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yes, you know, yeah, you strike me. And I've said
this before. As a gadget kind of guy, you like
your gadgets.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
I used to know an actor one of those things
called fleshlight.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I used to know, well I still do know him.
He's a Wellington actor actually, and he was forever turning
up on set with a new gadget.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Do I do that?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
What as a gadget? Well, you know what gadget is.
But what would that be? That would be the latest
iPhone like a walkman.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yes, it would be something like that. But like he
was suddenly into camping, so he'd come on set with
a new headlamp and then he'd come on to set.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
With I know, I know, trying to think who this
actor is, and it was like.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
What do you need all the ship?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
How does that you're always wearing a head lamps?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I just feel like you like your games, you like
your vehicles, you like your stuff.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
I like old ship. I like plane PlayStation. That's my
only gadget. TV and everything else like is old, old
analogue stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
You know. That's a great shot. By hey, by the way.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
That's what drive keys. You see that just muscled, it
just muscles.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
To ship out of it. I've told you this before
in terms of the hotel room was I think it
was three thousand US?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh is that when you're over and yeah, you're doing,
but you don't pay for them.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
No, I didn't pay for it. It was insane in
New York.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Yes, it was three thousand newest name per night.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
You're also filming on there were filming.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Lee was like, fuck it, should we just hire this
place for the night and imagine a window twice that
size of the one here of that window, there's one.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
That's a window that's two meters by one.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Meter, way up in the sky, looking straight down the
guts of Central Power.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, get it.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
It was fucking insane.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Was that funded? Yes, so that's where the budget came from.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, totally. And boy was there a party that night.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
What did you get up to?

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Man? You tell us all about it?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Ah, you fellas.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
It's good fun.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
But yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
So anyway, well, I'm looking forward to seeing this new
apartment because I was sort of having a little look
for you, and I thought, I bet this is sort
of a range he's operating it. See if I can
guess your new range, because the range I was looking
and there was fuck all.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, yeah, that was the thing. We went, We've got
to we've got to up the stakes here, you do, and.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
And that's right, And if it's been off then essentially
you're only paying rent, which you haven't done for god
knows how long. Yes, right, a little bit of mortgage
you've been on. And then yeah you pain a little
bit of rent. How good? Yeah, man, you paint half
the cost of a sick pair.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Totally get on you. You're gonna have us around.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Man.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
You just have to increase the hours for your missus.
You know, you just do a bit of overtime.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Well, I'm trying to get her to get into this
new business actually with a mative heirs, which I think
is a suits her way better and there's way better dash.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Isn't it the multi level marketing one you were telling
me about door to door sales. That was when you
just have to get ten of your mates involved in
the name, ten of their mates involved, and then you
can all be rich.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
That's good, was it?

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah? What was there?

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Yes, that's a different one selling fizz sticks or smoothies
or something.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
And then.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah, I get behind the sticks toy one.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
No, you're get in front of it.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Hey, we're going to record a Discover purely for that
last comic.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Sorry, look at parts. He's looking absolutely filthy.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
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