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December 15, 2025 13 mins

On today's poddy, get your eyes checked. And keep them to the front, please.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, CAZy man, it's going on.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
I got to hang over with you from Friday to
be honest. Chasing the Fox.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
New glasses, new glasses, Holy glasses, new glasses.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Mogi. How do you feel about those?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Keesy?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Take those off?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I genuinely like them, No, because I know one day
I'm most people have to wear glasses at some point. Right,
need to die young unless you die yet it is
probably better, which.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
I really like the I think the clear and silver. Yes,
it is like a timeless like it will go with everything.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
And I'll be honest. Uh, these silver things, the silver
bit in the middle here right, complete surprise to me
when I picked them up yesterday. Did not remember did
not remember those at all? Right, okay, so they probably
couldn't see them to be No, Yeah, but you're pretty happy?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Are they ensured?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm with who am I worth? Aa? And
I've got sunglasses? You pay a hundred dollar excess? Okay
boom these okay good? But I will say and we
were talking to our boss about this just out there.
He said, you really notice that your eyes go off
a cliff. Now my optometrist was quick to know. She said, oh,
that would that would be happening anyway, right, but your

(01:32):
your eyesight would be getting worse anyway. And it's like, well,
you're going to say that, don't you, because you're trying
to sell me glasses.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, you're not going to tell me the truth.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
So you're part of big Glasses.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
She's part of big Glasses, she's Big Spectacles. So classes
because my our big boss, Mike, he was saying that
once he got glasses was amazing he could see, but
then when he took it off, you know, not wearing
them became way worse.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I think I think what it is, and I was
looking at I think we're talking about last week. It
is like having a superpowerd now, like being able to
see it properly that you could it is fucking unbelievable.
So I think what it is is not that your
eyesight is actually worse, it's that you notice how bad
it really is. Because once you remove your glasses, you're like,
holy ship, everything is out of focus. So I was

(02:18):
looking at reels last night and I was just like.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
So you've been looking at Bluarry b.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
These things have got nipples on them.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh my gosh, I.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Had no idea it is. It's fucking What you.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Do is now go back and watch that monkey Buzzy
video and you'll see maybe I will be offended. Yeah,
that's you see why I was so disgusted.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
But we should absolutely next year get Jase to go
through the process of it, because whatever it is he's
doing with his glasses, it's not right.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
And then so what we'll do is we'll get him
to go through the process and get proper glasses, and
then we can get them for free. Yeah, away, we'll
go away. And then we'll also get them to go
to the doctor as out of a wacky stunt.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah that's right, and get a full checkout, you know,
get his what he does, not having his blood pressure
because I thought of having his blood pressure that don't
gives him high blood pressure.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Fucking hell. And like every six months we'll sort of
do this wacky thing where Jace goes to the doctors
and has.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
All his.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Huge content. Jason isn't here obviously, he's taken a week
off because he's a piece of ship.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, I see what's going on here, sitting a precedent here,
I see what's anybody sitting a precedent for keys and
you'll leave not at all?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
You know, I think you should take that in your leave. Well,
just I think I think Mogie doing nights on his
own with Pug sound on Friday. That's good quality radio.
Didn't That's a whole new element. Give the inspirational speech.
You guys play golf, fail ass we loos, both of
you take the day off and I have to go
and sorry, Pugs have to do it. It would be funny.

(03:58):
I'm totally up for it. I think the I think
that's good content.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well, I'm glad everyone's on board.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Regardless.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
No, you say the word and I'll come in. You
say the word come in.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
We're not making your decision for you.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
The thing about Liz, I think it's good content. So
we need to go through the whole process of for example,
you calling Toddy and we record it because obviously our
boss doesn't listen to these podcasts. He doesn't like what
we do here. So we record that conversation. Say hey man,
I've got a day's leave. This ship left this year
and I'd like to take it on Friday, see what

(04:34):
his reaction is to that, and we record it.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
The issue with that is going to be that it's
going to be like, look.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Absolutely, which is good content because the way whether we
release it or not depends on how good the content is.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Because the way I was going to play it was
Toddy leaves Thursday six am. Oh yeah, and I was
just going to take the day off on Friday. Just
I put it in the group. I've alerted everyone, yes,
and I was just going to take the day off.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah. I think it's good.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
And then that way, look, he gets to go, he
gets to go on holiday and not worry about it
because do you guys be sweet?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Would we would? The other thing too, is he's not
going to get some more time on here as well.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
He should be on it.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
So I feel like I should.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
I reckon, you should panel Mogi, you should panel for
the Pugs and Dilly show. Yes, Yummy Boys out, The
Yummy Boys out.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
What a great idea.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
The Yummy Boys three our another thing too, and we'll
talk about this on the show. I reckon, we should
start planning your breaks for the Friday show.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
This week.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh yeah, that's great. It gets Yeah, we should and
then you can we're testing out.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
You could literally even use that audio on Friday and
stuff to try and you know, cut corners, and.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Then we'll be cutting every corner on the planet.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Mate.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, because in the circle all the time.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
We're done with it.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
People listening to this need to realize that this week
is all about fucking Let's get to the end of
the week so we can get steamed to go.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
I can't believe here, to be honest, it feels like
we shall go home right now. Well preferably before I
came in, it would have been good. Yeah right, I'm done.
Everyone else has done. Everyone talk to us done? Yeah,
oh no, they're not. I mean they want to listen
to this.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
I'm gonna look after them over the breakdown. I've got
a whole bunch of stuff lined up.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeas just during whacking off.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh yeah, but like me whacking the audience off. Yeah yeah,
picture that.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
You make me real? Hey, Maggie, can I look through
your glasses? Can I have a little What I'd love
to do is have a look through some glasses because.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
I'm assuming put them on and didn't notice any different. Like, yeah,
I didn't see the point your screen, Healy, your screen.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Okay, I will say that what this is, this is
a fraction Sharper right, because I put Hardy Jay's ones
on and I can't see. It's like I'm looking through
a hubble telescope. But whereas these ones. Wow, as soon
as I removed them, my paper was bleary, and then
it sort of came to came to hang on, pugs,

(07:00):
hang on them. Just these I reckon, I reckon ten years.
I'll have some of those, ye because please you can.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Thanks fat head though, yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, let's doing nothing for me.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Well, to be honest, mate, man, you had them at
the end of your nose that you gotta put them
right up.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
I did put them.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Up so far up that you stretched them you see. Yeah,
But for me that is not day.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Day the whole Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hiarchy The Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Well yeah, man, how did you guys go chasing the fox?
We should be talking about it on the show. They
don't see it in the liners here in the line of.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
The rundown after the show, really like really really good.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Turn to a big one. It didn't have a vibe.
I'll be honest, No key got smashed.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I'm just letting Pugs talk about it wasn't a big one.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
You go, he's he's reacting like that because I kind
of dropped off, like I like, so epic.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
It was an epic event.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
I we were having a few responsible ones that Fortunately
we had some sober drivers on the TV young we
fell out.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
I had the media pass and I had the camera,
so I was like just going down there whenever something
went on just to have a look. I was like,
why not, even though I don't really know a lot
about what I'm looking at. But it was awesome cool
having most of the team there too, like having Fribs there,
having back there, you know, the young fellas as well Isaac.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
And then afterwards we.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
All got a lift back here yea beers here, Yeah,
just to kind of interlude get changed.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
What time was that ten right off there?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Honestly, no, no, to be honest, as soon as it stopped,
everyone just still started leaving. So when you came here,
punished some free beers and then headed to that we
were going to hit up to Hopo hop On because
that's where Pugs wanted to say that by the way,
and so we stopped at the after party on the way,
which is at dark on Drake, Yes, yeah, and then

(09:01):
I saw quite a few people I knew there, right,
and so I stayed with them, and then the entire
hockey team kind of left and I stayed with my
friends there for a couple of hours years, which is great,
and I got very steeped. Oh good, it was cool.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
There were people there.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
My issue was there were people there that had already
been there, and I kind of assumed that maybe they'd
just got in somehow. And then so my partner was
joining us because she had already been to Hopo Hot
Pop whatever you just see Hot Pond, and so she
came to Darling to catch up. And then obviously she
didn't ever expand so Andie gave me hers to try.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
And then you smoke bombed with her wristband. Yeah, yeah,
that's right, because we were like, surely pugs wouldn't just
take a wristband to lead.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yeah, no, I fully did, but I figured she was
in there, so she probably wasn't gonna.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Pop out and come back again. She was so upset,
Oh really, she was gutted.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
The character And then I had my wristband which I
had cut off here and then that was my like
barely got in with that.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
I was like, I cut it off. I didn't know
there was an arch party.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
And then she Amereily is holding her one that was
Andrew's that she couldn't get on her hand. Yeah, and
so we're both just standing in the hold and they're like,
get out of here. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Right, And so we went to an Irish pub and ponds.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Just quickly a couple of interesting people that we always
meet great people out and about right we're on the purse.
There's a couple of interesting people I met at Chasing
the Fox that were they were not pleasant exchanges really.
Oh yes, one of them one steamed guy that interrupted
our broadcast who came over.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
And streamed in's face.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
I wanted to crack.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Him the same. And then afterwards he came up and
his mates were really interested in having a bit of
a yarn, and he was just yelling over the top
of all of us.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, if you're listening out there, mate, you're two person.
When you get drunk, you're a real.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
So hard to give him the benefit of the doubt
because I thought he knew that we went on the
end that's why he did it.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
But even that was too much.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
You go up to any human being on the face
of what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
There's no good scenarios.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
And then I started. I was just like, I can't
be bothered having a yelling exchange with this guy. So
I walked off and oh, CAZy, fuck you, you fucking
hate it, And I was just like, yeah, I called
him on there.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I called him on that.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
And then the second one, which was no in airs
bad but Jace, who had a chronic headache, could have
taken painkills and they hadn't worn off. I convinced him
to come watch the team media coming down one of
the holes, so let's just go watch Jerry and Die.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Had watch everybody take eight parts. Yeah, yeah, which is
great for every like everyone that was on that hole. Yeah.
It was one of the worst viewing experiences of golf of.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
You missed the fairway where the action was. So the
fairway was Bryce Casey putting it into the water twice,
and to me, fear like John Key and Maxki really
playing very well and watching Jerry and Die like just
barely get a good shot.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
And I liked just what you're there. I liked Mike
Lane's nickname for Max Key, who was not the slender
young study, and he once was. He was going on
big Max, I.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Mean fair play. What's he like, thirties now or something?

Speaker 3 (11:59):
I would never clude I can, but big mixes.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I convinced Jase. He was like, I'm gonna go home.
I've got a headache. I was like, no, I was
just watch Jerry and Dye coming down. Now, let's go
watch them. He's fine. So he walked over and we're
standing there just watching, and then a drunk guy comes up.
He's like, get a feils, Hey, man, how are you going.
He's like, yeah, good, what's going on? Just watching this?
He's just like, fuck, you guys are boring airs in
real life?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Man.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
I thought I was gonna come over here, you guys
gonna make me crack up, man, But you've been real quiet.
And I was literally like be bothered. Explainers like, man,
we just finished broadcasting the whole show and had J's
got to hit people.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Also, don't we a show pony?

Speaker 1 (12:32):
And then he walked, well, if you guys are gotta
be be laughable to leave it, And I was.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Like where people would have felt that way, but they
didn't explicitly say it.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I was also completely routed and couldn't wait to go.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
It's just interesting because every nine nine point nine, I
love talking to everyone. There's just a couple, especially Friday,
that guy and the red shit. Oh my fucking god.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
I was just like he was fucking one of his
mates was so embarrassed. Was he dead an Irish?

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Except he was like, I'm gonna go check out this
snake shot and just booted it and obvious thing. Every
single one of us except the pirst guy was like,
well he was just trying to get out, watch and
walk off looking back.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Old, well, that'll do the big show four to seven
week days. Ready, I heard sorry for smoke. You know
you take it by
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