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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hot I keep the Big Show show thanks.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 4 (00:22):
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Speaker 5 (00:27):
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Speaker 1 (00:32):
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Speaker 4 (00:34):
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Speaker 3 (00:48):
Mate.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Usually at this point Hoidy Jedd call you a rogue
stallion and say that you're a Greek Adonis, etcetera.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I'm not going to do that, but I will say
you're looking tan you've been tanning.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I've been tanning, man, I tell you what I did
and good to see. Yeah, I know houghdy j this
week because he's a piece of shit. Just want to
clarify that, all right. If you're wondering, just google it. Yeah,
we went to Chasing the Fox on Friday, where we
had a lovely time, didn't we. We did, however, it was
overcast and really windy, and so I thought, wow, we
don't really need to bother with the sunscreen, do we.

(01:18):
I didn't do that, apparently. I didn't do my neck
the back of my neck. I did my throat. That's
all good, but throat's white, real white. But my neck
has burnt and also horrendous burn on in my knees
the back of my knees. Your x MA territory absolutely
burnt to a bastard there. Wow. So I didn't feel
that until I tried to go to sleep, and it

(01:39):
is really bad actually.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
But defense mate, you're looking good though, because I assumed
that you'd been back in the old spray town again.
But that is an interesting sort of posay that even
if it is overcast and windy, you don't feel that
you can burn.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
No, I had no idea, but yeah I couldn't. It
was really weird, like I couldn't get down on my knees.
I was trying to get down on my knees over
the weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
Like all weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, and it just hurt like a bastard behind my
behind my knees.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Behind your knees.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
I know exactly what you're talking about. Speaking of Pugsn, Hey,
how are you going today?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Man? On the buttons? There no pressure because normally you've.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Got really sore front of your knees, Pugsn.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
You know what I was literally going to say is
where I always get burnt as on my knees in
the top of my cast.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
And so that's when Yeah, man, his carpet.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
But how are you today? You're good?

Speaker 6 (02:24):
Yeah, I'm really good man. I'm grateful to be here
with you.

Speaker 7 (02:26):
Guys.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
We've got one more week and.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Week and you mentioned time and weeks, so good. Sevens
and a meek four meeks and a month.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
I'm feeling meek right now.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Hey, what's coming up on the show, Mogi.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
That's a hell of a question, man, But you mind
your god damn business. We'll talk about that when we
come back after the six.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, play Metallica into sand Man. It is the Hurdarcky
Big Show.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
The Hiarchy Big Show. Week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Brands, but dark of the matinee there on the Hducky
Big Show thirteen minutes past four, got Keezy Moggie and
pugs Son this Monday afternoon and actually keep an air out,
by the way, if you came to get yourself in
the drawer for alter ego, no, Pugs, so we're giving
that away.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
We're giving it away.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
No.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
If you've entered for.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Altery, go kick your.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Is the day man like three times I didn't read that.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yes, sweet hey, but guys, I need to call a
show meeting, show.

Speaker 8 (03:29):
Meet, show me the meeting show meeting is now in
plug wish.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
I actually didn't know that, by the way, Pugs, I
was just testing you the sure you were man fun test.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Hey, guys, show meeting.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Look.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Last week we found out that Hoidy J had a
week's left of annual leave because he calculated it wrong,
and we were told about this last week as he was,
and he instantly took the week off.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
My understanding of it was that hodges Bot had a
little hissy fit because everyone else was getting lots of
leave right, and he was annoyed that he didn't have
any leave. So he had a little suki la la
and they said, all right, just take it weeks.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
See what happened because I was told that he calculated
it right.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Well, he didn't calculate it wrong because we all got
involved in it, and then all of a sudden, an
extra week appeared. Now I've been talking to the bosses
around here and they said it was a shameful display
of behavior from Hoidy J is gone in there in
tears because Jerry gets so many more weeks off than
him Jeremy Wells from Breakfast, and so they've given him
an extra week.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Oh man, it is just Yeah. The boss was saying,
it was a real dog move to do that to us.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeahs ag.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Well just on that. Now, you guys will know that
we have an agreement with Breakfast. We lost a game
of golf and as a result, the Big Show is
covering their final breakfasthow of the year this Friday morning. Yes, Now,
I tried to convince on Thursday and Friday last week.
I tried to convince Hoidy J that even though he's
got a week off, that is for five drive shows,

(05:02):
five Big shows, and there are six shows this week. Sure,
what I was trying to get him to say, is Fellers,
I will come in and do breakfast on Friday, because
that is not part of my leave.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
He wouldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Well, I'm glad he didn't because his mood lately has
been shocking because of his lack of leave. He's been
a real grumpy son of a bee. So I don't
want him coming in.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Would you say of a mood? Well, look just on that.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
So I tried to convince him coming on the Friday
do the Bricky with us one final show.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
You've got a week between you.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Know now and then what There's what I was saying
last week. He said no, he didn't care. He made
up some yarn about asking management and them saying no yes,
And it really was an interesting sort of I feel
like I just saw for the first time Hoidy Jay's
attitude towards the big show. Yeah, he doesn't care. It's
not about him, right. And so with that in mind,

(05:54):
I still have one day of annual leave left. Yeah, man,
And I'm thinking what's best for the station and what's
best for me. And what's best for me is if
I take my annual leave this Friday. Yes, this Friday,
I take the day off. It's you know, it gives
me any one extra day of holiday. It blends all together.
It's not randomly like a Tuesday or something. It's like Friday,

(06:16):
all done. However, that does mean that Pugs and Mogi
will be hosting breakfast and drive that day.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Well, I'm all for it, and I think you should.
I think you should take the rest of the week off.
I do. I won't feel the bended at all because
what I know is going to happen is that after
you're gone management, well then just say, well, Moggie can't
do it. Who's he going to rap apart? Who's he
going to be an a hole too? There's nobody Pugs,

(06:41):
because Pugs will you know, he'll make complaints to HR.
He's not tough like you, Keezy.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
He's too wake.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
That's the problem with old pug Son. It's too woke.
And so I think that they'll just end up giving
me the week.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Off, right, Okay, because I'm not asked for the week
of I just want that Friday. I'd love the week off, right,
So you want me to go in there and ask
the week off?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, if you could do a hoidy Jay and going
there kicking and screaming and crying. But I do honestly,
I think you should take the day off, and if
Pugs and I have to do it, I'm happy to you.
But I know that Pegs aren't happy about it.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Pugs, how do you feel about it?

Speaker 6 (07:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:13):
I just want what's biss for you, man, So I
think you do what you got to do so I
can take the Friday off. And look, if you hear
from management regarding the decision, just like that'll that's a
completely independent thing from them and it won't have come
from me.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I think the thing is keezy. I know that ultimately
you're going to make the right decision.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
How about this, how about we call Hoidy J.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Basically my idea is if Hoidy J Is going to
come in and do it, yeah, I will come in
and do it.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah. I think you're not listening to us though, because
I'm happy for you not to do it. So I'm
saying take the day off, right, and you keep on
trying to pressure me to say that you should stay right,
I feel the opposite. I think you should take the
day off, so I should take the day. In fact,
you're not welcome on Friday. Me and Pugs aren't going
to handle it all out. If you don't want to
be here, man, you an audio j can go and

(08:04):
play golf, you know, if it's not good enough for you.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Man, Now, I kind of want to be here.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
I really don't want you here.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
The Hdiching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in week days and four on Radio.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Hodaky Shed passed the fire on The Huducky Big Show
twenty six minutes past four this Monday afternoon with Kezy Mgian,
Old Pugsar Fellows.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
I'm going to want to eliminate dairy from my diet. Gee,
do you see what I did there?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Straight?

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Everybody knows what.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Has been talking to us about it.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, yeah, that's the point.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah, because dairy this is something that a lot of
people do. They do do and I mean, deary. Traditionally,
we're not supposed to drink milk from a cow.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Are we to stop me?

Speaker 5 (08:46):
No?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
I know, because I do it too because it's yummy.
But you know, like we're not supposed to drink the
milk of another animal. Yeah, I don't think that's what
the cow is reackon? Oh is that just a rumor
spread by big Cow, Big Cow.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Big Cow chair. But for me, I think what started
happening for me lately in the last sort of couple
of months, and I haven't been able to work it
out as I'm coughing a lot more like I feel
like I'm a lot more flemy, like I'm blocked up. Yep,
I'm sounding a little bit like Kezy after a bender.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, a little bit blocked And as someone who grew
up with asthma a long time ago and no longer
has asthma, I remember the doctor always saying, hey, it's
you know, if it's winter and it's cold out, and
I was starting to get a bit snatty, you know,
no more ice cream for a little kesy.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, that's right, that's exactly right. So I'm going to
eliminate it, test it for a couple of weeks and
see if that's any good. I've also got the whole
family and it as well. Yeah yeah, yeah, my not
my mom, No, she doesn't live with us, but my
daughter is particularly not happy about it because of that
thing Kezy right there, which is ice cream she kind

(09:52):
of lives on, and also cheese. She loves cheese, yogat yoga,
especially breakfast with the cereal milk is also in cereal.
Do you know about that? You do? So I'm eliminating
the whole lot for the whole family, and we're just
going to see how we go. Well, what about what
does your wife Kylie thing? She is not a big

(10:14):
fan of the idea that she has to give it up.
She has a lot of milk and her Bailey's. She
drinks cups of tea with milk in it. She likes
ice creams too. Yeah right, So she's not happy about it,
But it sort of feels like they should be supporting
me in my decision.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah right, okay, I mean looking for health purposes.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yes, you know.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
It's like if my wife suddenly became celiac and couldn't
eat gluten, I'd make an effort to reduce my gluten
and take too.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Well have you done it before though? Because it is
a lot, right, So no cheese, could you do it?
No cheese, no butter, no, no milk, no, no yogurt.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I couldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
No ice creams hard, very very hard. No chocolate, no chocolate.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
That would be hard.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
That would be I have a couple of pieces of
chocolate every night, squares of creamy milk.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Whittakers dairy milk.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Just to just two squares of that with a cup
of tea every night is my pudding. So and my
favorite food is pizza. Oh yeah, so I couldn't. You
can't eat that's that would just be horrible, man. But
I'm supporting you though, and if it makes you your
health feel better.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah, Well, I was thinking you guys could give up
with me.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Well, I mean, I don't know why we should be
involved because.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
You're saying there. It was just that supporting of me,
supporting of me, and sort of been like, I support you,
but then they're supporting me by actually doing it with me.
Hang on, great, but.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Mogi, I mean we we don't even eat cheese or
any dairy products here in the studio.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yeah, so we will say, hey, in the studio, no.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
Diiry, dairy free studio.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
But if you guys come and here reaking of cheese
and you do of cheese.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Pugs walked in the other day and so I was like, geez,
who's cooking halloumi? Okay, giving up the diary?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
I fair enough, And this is an about it. She
thinks I should consider giving up the darts first, because
at the moment she thinks it could be related to that.
But I'm just sorry.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
Did you say packa day?

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, Pegadey, I don't think it's that.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
No, it couldn't be that.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on Radio.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Pil Jam on the Hicky Big Show fourfty nine this
Monday afternoon with Keesy Moggie and Old pugsn and it is.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Time now for the Big Reburger re Gift.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
So we overuse this this music any time that we
sort of get to something some new giveaways. We need
a new sting. Pugs has dropped the ball again and
we end up with this music.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
You want to be honest, Hugs old Cheeze boy, if
you've just joined us, Pug smells like cheez Now. Apparently
the Big Reburger Regift full disclosure, Big Reburger came to
us and they said, hey, we want to give away
some Reburger in the week leading.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Up to Christmas.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yeah, they left it open to interpretation. They wanted us
to come up with a wacky, cool idea. We came
up with the Reburger regift which I literally have just
named just now. Are you taking a gift from someone
and giving it to someone else?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
No, we're not.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
We're giving away Reburger new Reburger botches, brand new, one
hundred dollars worth of not fifty, not your bog standard
fifty moggie, hundred bucks so huge. The way I was
thinking it would work is we'll get someone on the line,
for example, Hi, Mike, how are you?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
I'm very good? Thanks?

Speaker 5 (13:30):
And how are you gentlemen?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yes, very good, thanks, Mike man. Where are you calling from?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
I'm calling from dutiful christ Jude.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
City. Wow, what do you do for a living near? Mike?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Well, I work for the government and I can't tell
you any more than that.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Old bloody Mike.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, I like it all right.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
So how this game is going to work is, Pugs, Hello,
you play one of the famous, world famous Reburger stings,
and then I'm going to get Mike or whoever on
the line has to then imitate that sting, and if
they do a good enough job, we give them one
hundred dollars worth of Reburger.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Sure, So this is a this is a trial run.
So Pugs, do you play one of the stings.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
Yeah, the first one.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yep, go on.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Then here we go yum.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Okay, now, Mike, I need you to imitate that. M
This giveaway is already useless, just like that. Congratulations, Mike.
You hold the line and old Dilly there, we'll hook
you up with a hundred bucks man.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
It's got a totto and total. How are you going, Todd? Here?

Speaker 6 (14:34):
The boys?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Hey? Yeah, the boys, Todd, he's on one. What do
you do for a crust mate?

Speaker 3 (14:41):
I'm a chiropractice.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
You're full of it, Todd, But I like it all right.
So once again, here's how it's going to work. Pugs
is going to play a sting. You just have to
imitate it.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
You go, Pugs, scrumptly, obtious, go Todd wrong.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
I can't believe we haven't been doing this all year.
That good stuff.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
You wait twenty twenty six, this is going to be happening. Congrats, Todd.
That was excellent. You've got yourself one hundred dollars worth
the reburger Man.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
The lines are absolutely going on. I've not seen for
a very long time.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Alright, we've got another hundred bucks to give away. Good Lee.

Speaker 7 (15:22):
How you going you guys?

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Yeah, goodness, gull buddy, what do you do for a
crush men? Oh yeah, puk hit us with the sting man.

Speaker 6 (15:35):
This is your final sting late, this is your chance.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
A yummy.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
All right, Lee take it away.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
That's really quite yummy.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
This really really good.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Well mate, you've got yourself a hundred bucks with the Reburger. Mate,
you hold the line and old Dilli sort Yeah. See,
I think we've got something in the top quality man,
and I love how many people called through if you
missed out. We will be doing this again tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Oh we're not going to do it later in the show.
It feels like there should be every break.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Okage the other phant. It's the Huducky Big Show, The.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
You pop up on The Huducky Big Show nine minutes
to five this Monday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Let's talk Telly.

Speaker 8 (16:29):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
A fellows, I haven't really watched everything of anything. I've
watched some of stuff for example, not even an example. Really,
There's a new TV show out starting Rowan Atkinson called
man Versus baby.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
It was based off a movie, isn't Man versus b.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
It's a series, so it'll just be having a shock
or an imagine a bean like fashion that looks terrible.
So I probably watched that. I've watched half of another
couple of things, so I just want to save it
until i've seen all of it. I nearly watched the
new Glass Onion movie. Sorry, but I did it, and
my wife has now seen all of it, and I

(17:15):
just slept instead.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
It is the first one of those movies good.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
The first two of them I think are both ship
of the movie, but absolutely some of the worst content
I've ever seen in my life. And the first one,
I believe was Academy Award nominated. I did not understand
why anybody would watch it.

Speaker 6 (17:32):
I like the last one.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, So anyway, I'm looking forward to the third one Glass.
The wife said it was good, it just gets boring
towards the end, but we'll see how I feel about that.
I bet it was shit all the way.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
This is what's terrible.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Last night I watched the show I haven't watched since
I was in high school.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Almost Yeah, Graham Norton Show.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
The reason being my wife was like oh, just Sinder's
on the Graham Norton Show, Yeah, along with Alan Carr,
Kate Winslet, Seth Myers, and then Kat who's a very
talented I forget her last night, but she was in
Celebrity Traders UK and she was the musical artist, so I, oh, youah, cool,
pretty interesting people. Jacinda was on there talking about her
movie that's out Prime Minister, Yeah, and I my wife

(18:19):
Friendie wants to go and watch it. And then she
played a couple of snippets. But I didn't realize that
her partner, Clark Gayford, was literally filming on his phone
behind the scenes at home in reactions to all that
the massive things she had to deal with, obviously whether
or not you you know, supported her as a politician,
the thing she had to deal with like White Island
and obviously COVID and a terrorist attack and all her

(18:41):
behind the scenes at home with a baby dealing with
that stuff. I'm like, that's really really interesting. And one
of the she was great. She came across very articulate, charismatic.
She got a nice round of applause from the audience.
Kate Winslet was absolutely enamored by her, which I was
pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
One of the funniest things she did, though, was she
showed a clip of.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
Her movie where Simon Bridges came across as a bit
of a twet really and her playing that on UK
television and like globe, I was like, that's very funny.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
That's a good little bit of ribbon.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
She could have chosen any other clip, yeah, but she
chose where he looked like a bit of a sweat.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
And I was like, that's very funny. Yeah. So yeah,
I'm interested to watch the documentary.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
You've seen it, Evan your pigs.

Speaker 6 (19:22):
I have seen it really really good. Watch okay, really
really good. Regardless of again, as you say, regardless.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Of oh God, you gotta apologize for everything, don't you.
She had a bloody tough run and I think she
did a good job. And I look forward to getting
all the text messages that say that I'm a piece
of ship pugs.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
What did you watch, man, Hike easy?

Speaker 5 (19:40):
I watched Lord of the Rings of the Fellowship of
the Ring, the first one director's cut, not the extended edition,
just the original. It's out on I think it's on Neon.
My partner has not seen anything of the Rings films.
She's only seen the Hobbits, and I thought that was
just bloody ridiculous, and so I put her on.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
And it was great.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
And how did she feel about it?

Speaker 6 (20:00):
She was loving it.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
I mean, she's not into like any fantasy stuff, which
is what you're very much into.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
Well, yes, but I kind of.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
I listened to a podcast recently called All the Right
Movies who did like a two and a half hour
breakdown on that movie, and it was really really well done,
and I picked up so many tidbits and so I thought,
I need to rewatch this regardless, and even though she's
not into the fantasy stuff, she was really into the
filmmaking achievements and the effort that went into that believable

(20:28):
And like, you know, I watched it when it first
came out many years ago, but it.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Was just insane, that so Goodane.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Well, I watched it again last year, I think maybe
earlier this year. Yeah, it's twenty five years ago.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
I gave it like a four point eight.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
And the thing, it's because there are that many extras
actually there, and they.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Feel it's not just all cgi all.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
The camera tracks are unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
How good four point eight busies get around it not
bad Pugs, so hey coming up after five o'clock.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
If you intoed our iHeartRadio Alter Ego competition, you and
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Speaker 1 (21:03):
Make sure your phone's on because we could be calling you.

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The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
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Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yes, gooda your massive backbones.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
It is the fifteenth of December twenty twenty five, and
you was always listening to the Big Show brought to
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Speaker 5 (21:19):
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Speaker 1 (21:29):
That's right, Reburger, if you've just joined us.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
We gave away three hundred dollars worth of Reburger a
little while ago, and.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
We'll be doing the same thing tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (21:37):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
That'll be a great sting to check in there. Somebody's
gonna have to recreate that at some point this week,
and that's going to be a doozy.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
That's right. You have to call up.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
You have to listen to a sting and then recreate
it instantly on the phone. The three winners did a
bloody great job Moogie.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Coming up next. Yeah, mate, you have your top five
list of TV shows you've watched this year.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
That's right, I do. I thought we should do a
best of since it, you know, put on neutral end
of the year kind of content. Oh right, So we're
going to do best of TV shows today. Also this
week we'll be movies, podcasts, books, right. I know you're
a voracious reader there, Pugs, anything about cheese and you're
just consuming at the great narrator, not smothering myself. Pugs

(22:17):
is all about cheese. Just for anyone listening.

Speaker 6 (22:19):
What he means is that he said earlier that I
smell like cheese.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
And I'm also going to check in my top five
video games as well.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
So it's good. Really, it's absolutely we should do that.
We're checking it in neutral me hang on, but Moggie
you might be. But I'm very much in top gear.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
That's top gear for you to floor games. That's me
just sort of. Now I can cheering out for a break,
you know, that's good stuff for old Mogi. Or I
can just fire shots from the sideline. There'll be more
my style, I think.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah, I think so okay, So Haughty Jo's away so
we can talk about videogo rope. Fine, we'll do that
later in the week. Up next, so it is Moggy's
Top five TV shows. Pugs and I will give our
top five for the year a little later on. Plus,
if you enter the drawer for alter ego, keep your
phone on.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
We'll be calling a winner shortly.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
The Whiichy Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodaky.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Green Day on The Hidicky Big Show eleven minutes past
five this Monday afternoon with Keezy, Moggi and pugsn And
it's time for Moggie's Top Five.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
You know, we've been working on this segment for weeks,
knowing that this was coming up in the last week
of the show. And that's what you've got for me.
Do that again. That's tick.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Sorry, hang on, here we go, Mogie's Top Five.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
It's good.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
You like that?

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yeah? Sorry, the first is scrowing on me that it's
really good.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Took me ages.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Hey, we're doing a whole series of Moggi's Top Five,
but it's actually the whole Big Show. We'll be doing
everybody's top five if they've managed to put them together today, Fellers,
we're going to do TV shows Mogi's top TV shows
of twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Five question already from Hayden on three four eight three.
Surely MOGI will do a top five worst TV show
and I think.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
I should, but that is going to be a list
of significantly more difficult to put together. This trouble that
I had with this list was finding five shows that
I liked one hundred percent and will not struggle to
do that with five shows that I hated. I should
do it as I go on actually throughout the year.
It should be. This should be a busy bass system
so you can keep a score all next year. Pugs,
it'll be great man cheers brother Hey. Coming at number

(24:12):
five is Mister in Between, which I talked about a
lot last year as well. But it's still a show
that I keep watching and I love, and it's always
going to be on my list. This is a show
that comes out of Australia. It's from Effects. I can
watch it at the moment on Disney. It's about four
seasons there and it's about Ray Shuesmith, who's a hit
man for hire who makes a life out of balancing

(24:34):
his criminal activities. With obligations to friends and family.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
And just to clarify, this is just the best five
best TV shows you've watched this year.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Not right.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
I don't have to come out.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
I don't have to have come out this year. It's
when I watched them, ah, which makes them easiest up
as the Flintstones. No, it's not the flum Stone. Fourth
is the Last of Us Season two. Oh you enjoyed them,
which did come out this season and with this year, Sorry,
I really enjoyed it. It's so well made, so well acted.
I think they've done a bloody great job of it.

(25:03):
And also I have I've never played the video game
upon which these shows the show is based, so I
don't get to engage in the sort of the chit
she had areund to be fair.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
To be fair with the Last of Us, I've only
seen season one, but my opinion on that first season
was they not only captured it perfectly, but they the additions.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Yes, we're excellent. And I think with season tps of
different because I think what they did with her character
bell A Ramsey Yeah, Ali, yeah, she I think they've
changed her quite a bit from the video game, which
I think people are annoyed.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
With right, okay, but people are going to annoy me
who had not seen it. I absolutely loved it.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Next up and third position, Slow Horses season five, which
is available to watch on TV and it stars Gary
Oldman and a really great cast. Actually in every season
it's like, you know, terrors and Act of the Week
sort of thing, and it's them trying to solve that.
This was definitely the worst season that they've had. It

(26:04):
was a little bit stupid, but great acting, great show.
Highly recommend watch all of it if you haven't watched
any of it. Coming at number two. And this was
a big surprise for me. Also available, and I think
this is Prime, might be Prime. We'll see here we go. No,
I think it's Apple. Is Mobland, Tom Hardy, Pierce Brosen,

(26:27):
and Helen Mirren as well as Patty Consertine, who I'm
a big fan of. It's a London crime family. They
find themselves in a battle with another London mob family
and kill Kill Kill right. That is on Watch Prime,
Watch Prime. That's my top four. Now coming in at
number one. Talk Back starring Hoddygies, Button Old Adolescents, which

(26:58):
is on Netflix Netflix also known as Netflix and that
starre In Jack Thorne and Steven Graham. It's the UK thing.
Every episode is a single shot, but it focuses on
a young kid who may or may not have committed
a murder and it goes through his arrest and the
end the effect that it has on both him, his
victims and his family.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Won a lot of awards and it is really bloody good.
It's on Netflix, produced by Brad Pitt's Plan B Entertainment.
I highly recommend, even though it's pretty heavy. It is
a heavy show, but it's definitely the best made, best
acted and most original thing that I saw on television
this year. And I thought that did a bloody great
job of it.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Sweet I thought gave me two hearts. Might have been there,
but it's all good, all right. So Mogi's Top five
It is there now for your listening pleasure.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Check it out.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
We'll have pugs in myself a little later on and
coming up next we are going to be calling the
winner on the Myheartradio Alter Ego competition. That is you
in a mate heading to La Flights Hotel on thousand
dollars spending money and give you see some of the
biggest alternative rock acts in the world.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Green Day, Cage the Elephant, It's sit trap. Get your
phone on, we could be calling you.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Here's looking park The Hodarchy big show was Jason, Mike
and Kyzy Tune in.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Four on Radio HODARKI.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
My heart Radio, Alter Ego. Let's get another great New
Zealand in the drawer.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Ah yeah, you wish jokes. It's time to give the
sucker away. What is iHeart Radio Alter Ego.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
I hear you ask.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
It's a massive festival. It's happening in La January seventeenth,
twenty twenty six, Kia Forum, Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Pretty sure it's where the Lakers play or one of
the NBA teams.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
You'll be seeing Green Days, Sublime, Cage, the Elephant, plenty more.
The prize includes tickets for you and to mate to
go to Alter Ego see those amazing bands perform. You
get a hotel, you get one thousand dollars spending money
as well, and of course we're flying in NonStop all
the well thanks to New Zealand.

Speaker 7 (29:03):
Now.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
To get yourself in the drawer for this, you had
to listen out for the cue to call.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
You had to call us on eight hundred, Hodaki, It
was that easy, people speak. Set our number on speed,
doll Moggie. To try and get in this raight away.
You have to be quick, have to be real quick.
Should we call the winner King?

Speaker 3 (29:19):
It's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Hopefully that answers.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Hello, Brent speak Hi Brent.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
It's Keezy, Muggy and pug Son. How are you?

Speaker 8 (29:32):
Oh my god, I'm off their La.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Does that mean you can't talk to us?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Hang on? Hang on here? How do you know? How
do you know? We're just ring it up to know
because we wanted to know what you do for a crustman?

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Well, I just got Employee of the Year at court
Us Hotel as commission here.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
So yeah, listen to this guy petting himself on them.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
It's been the best week of my life, guys, and
you've just topped it off. I mean, man, can this
week in needs one loto now and it will be
the trifecta?

Speaker 7 (30:03):
Right?

Speaker 6 (30:03):
Holy well, we got good news for you, man.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
We do have good news for you, Bret, because you
would have made her off to La to see alter
ego mates.

Speaker 7 (30:10):
Oh my god, thank you so much. Guys.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I'm ah man, who are you taking with you?

Speaker 8 (30:16):
Brent, I'm taking my brother, Grant Lovelin, who plays Demo
or Shortland Streets.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Right, Demo off Shortland Street is heading to Alter Ego.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I'm familiar with Demo. He's not the guy that just
got into a bit of road rage the other day.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
He's not best friends Reese Darby, who lives in LA.
Reese is flying ground to LA and he's never flying me.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
So now it's my turn.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Ah, how good man. Well the good news for you mate.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
As you are heading to LA with your brother, you
make sure you have a fantastic time.

Speaker 7 (30:46):
Mate. All right, Oh.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Oh my god, it's awesome. I don't want the same
speechless no.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Worries, Brent.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
You hold the line, mate, Big Delly will sort you
out there. Big shout out as well to in New
Zealand for making this whole thing possible. Of course, you
can fly direct to LA and whether there are seamless
connections thanks to United Airlines, you can experience the entirety
of what the USA has to offer.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Very happy bloke there. Feller's job well done.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Oh mate, how stoke would you be? And that's a
Monday as well. That's a good start to the week.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
It's a bloody good start to the week.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Coming up next great content in the form of Myself
and Pokeson's top five TV shows of the year.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
It is the Foo Fighters on The Hidarky Big Show
Monday afternoon with Kezy Moogi and Old Pugsan Hoodie Jay
is officially on holiday.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
We still hear.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Fellers and I think it's time for us to reflect.
It's have to reflect on a big year twenty twenty five,
and the best way to do that is by playing
a best of moment from twenty twenty two.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Yeah, a lot of people say that we're just using
this as a way to, you know, sort of eat
up a break. We can't be bothered coming to the
table with fresh ideas around content and you'd be one
hundred percent right.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Well, no, I disagree with that.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
I think coming to the table with a clip from
three years ago is roundbreaking and it's fresh. Yes, so
you've got out of the freezer, you've lit it to frost,
now you've microwaved it and it's time to chow down.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
And it's also not less work for me, Mogi, because
I'm sifting having to listen.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
To this, Yes, show Yes, This particular clip you're about
to hear is one of the first acting gigs that
I believe Jason tried to get me, and this is
me practicing to become an actor once again from December
twenty twenty two.

Speaker 8 (32:21):
Now, as you know, I'm a Keysy's agent, so I've
been working my ass off Keysy as has been with
all of his connections getting you some audition pieces.

Speaker 7 (32:33):
Mate.

Speaker 8 (32:33):
It's not easy, right, I'll be honest with you, mate,
it's not easy.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Well, it's hard when you've got somebody who's starting out
as old as you are.

Speaker 7 (32:40):
Keys Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Well I'm only thirty one, it's not that old. No, No,
well I was thirty two when I started. But there's
undeniable talent there, you know, and not everybody's got that,
for example, you know you but you can learn on
the job as you go.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, I'm a fast learner.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah. And it's just getting little bits at the time
and just increasing the size of those roles when you say, Jason,
totally yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:01):
And it's all about sort of getting comfortable on set.

Speaker 8 (33:03):
It's all about you know, learning about the process, Yeah,
learning about character.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
And stuff like that preparation is key, massively. You know,
you've got to know your lines, man, I've got to
know your lines.

Speaker 7 (33:16):
Yeah, I mean we had that audition last week, didn't we.
You butchered the line. I mean that's yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
To be honest, I mean I wasn't. That really stands
out in my mind. I think about Liz, when you
do these auditions, you're going to run with the casting director.
That person is never going to see you for another
project again. When you start butchering lines like you did
last week. Yeah, totally, which is why are we're going
through this routine to make sure that we're ironing out
all the unprofessional habits that you've got.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Okay, yes, you know so well. I massively appreciate you
guys doing that.

Speaker 8 (33:46):
Yeah, I mean there's a difference between, you know, just
butchering a line through your acting and actually stuffing the
line up, you.

Speaker 7 (33:55):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (33:56):
Anyway, have we got some We need some some kind
of world, some battle kind of scene background.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
This is coming down to, Oh, this.

Speaker 9 (34:09):
Is exciting, like a oh yeah, okay, exterior Western front,
nice day.

Speaker 8 (34:20):
As bombs wearing down on the alleyed forces, two soldiers
sprint for a key German stronghold. In the last ditch
effort to break the Nazi advantage, soldiers don't talk. Suddenly,
a depraved Sico with half a mongrel emerges from behind
the blackened tree stump.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Depraved Sico, But what are you guys up to? But
I thought it was one of the soldiers?

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Yeah, well, well no, I'm.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
A depraved cicho. What's a half mongol?

Speaker 8 (34:55):
Imagine if you will gazy all around your carnage, death, pain, despair,
and you give me that, you give me that?

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Yeah, okay, well I'm the The issue I'm having is
that I thought I was one of the soldiers, and
I'm what is it?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
A depraved cico?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
PRAVEDO?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
What happens? Kezy? And I'm prepared to give you a
bit of background on this. We've got the character description.
What happens with a lot of soldiers is they can
get shell shocked if they've been on the front too long.
And reading between the lines here this depraved Sicico, who
God knows what he's been up to a no man's
land out there with all those corpses, he is probably
suffering from shell shock. Right, So he sees a couple

(35:34):
of live fowlers, and he's singing to himself, Hey, up.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Here we go, and what's a half mongrel?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Well he is here is suddenly a depraved Sicico brandishing
half a mongrel. I mean you can probably guess, yeah,
like a semi.

Speaker 7 (35:48):
Oh yeah, you want to do it again?

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Okay, but does he have to have a.

Speaker 8 (35:53):
Semi exterior Western Front day? As bombs rained down on
the Allied forces, two soldiers print for a key, gym
and stronghold, and the last ditch effort to break the
Nazi advantage. Suddenly a depraved Sicico brandishing half a mongrel

(36:15):
emerges from from behind a blackened tree stump.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Deprave Cico, What are you guys up to?

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Is that all right? Or you know? Was that well?

Speaker 7 (36:28):
I think I don't even I don't even know where
that came from.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
Key Well, it's just me going imagining being having a
semi for some reason being and my undis and then
seeing some guys just go like, what are you guys
up to?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Well, the thing about is Keyzy. First of all, you've
got to ask yourself where did this deprave cico come from?
And I don't mean in the last minute, yes, I
mean where was he born, he's German men story?

Speaker 7 (36:52):
What's his story?

Speaker 3 (36:53):
How did he get there? You've got to do some research.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
I sort of like a half naked Nazi guy with
pretty much no pants on.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
You got your pants?

Speaker 7 (37:02):
You got your pants on?

Speaker 8 (37:04):
Yah?

Speaker 7 (37:06):
Okay, okay, you're ready to go again?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Sure.

Speaker 8 (37:10):
Exterior Western Front to day. As bombs raring down on
the Allied forces, two soldiers sprint for a key German stronghold,
and in the last effort to break the Nazi advantage,
suddenly a to prayed Cicico brandishing half a mongol emerges

(37:33):
from behind blackened tree stump.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
To pray Cico.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
What are you guys up to? It's not a carry
on movie, is it? You remember those carry ons? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Well there your guys up tour? Is this my only
German I didn't know I had to do a.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
German accent was quite good, but I just think, yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Needs more work.

Speaker 7 (38:03):
I'm thinking Minogi too soon.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
What are you guys up to?

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Yeah? What about like suddenly a sniper's shot rings out
the douge?

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Did I die?

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Yeah? We could probably just pull the trigger before the line. Yeah. Yeah,
what did you guys do? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (38:28):
You died many times before that kills it.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Well, thanks for that, fellow.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Yeah, so great reliving that old stuff there field good stuff.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Feel that's good.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Content if you do want to hear any of this
old stuff. Every show we've ever done is available where
we get your potties from, so make sure you go
and check it out. Coming up after six o'clock we
give away the lazy Boy that has been sitting in
the corner of our studio for the last few weeks.
Plus more best of the Hidiche Big Show.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in on Radio Holacky.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Here's the Hurdarchy Big Show for Monday, the fifteenth of December.
You got Keesy, Moogi and pugshn and of course we
are all brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
Beef, Chicken, Vegan and Vegetarian options. Rebigger Redefining the Norm.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Yeah, certainly is redefining the norm. Failures and just a
little shout out, I'd like to do a few. A
couple of weeks ago we played wind Ross Farm golf Course.
Now there's a bloke there named Sam who is today
and right now in the middle of doing something called
the Longest Day it's raising funds for the Cancer Society.
It usually is seventy two holes or four rounds of

(39:32):
golf played all at once. Sam is playing eight rounds
right back to back, right now. Still no golf cart,
nothing walking, Oh my god, eight games of eighteen holes.
Once again, it's raising funds for the Cancer Society. He
started at five point thirty am. He keeps going until
it's dark. What happens when it's dark.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
One hundred and thirty six holes, one hundred and forty
four holes. Wow, over one hundred thousand steps. So he's
going to be absolutely If you are keen to donate,
just google longest day, dot org, dot n Z. Sam
Chapman is his Name's a big shout out to him. Wow,
doing something bloody amazing that is outrageous. Coming up next

(40:13):
the winner of the Lazy Boy competition. If you entered
that bad boy.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Keep your phone on. We could be calling you. Red
Hot Chili's.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Two on The Hidachey Big Show, Kezy, Mogi and Pugson.
It's time to give it all away, Mogan, We're given
away a freebie.

Speaker 7 (40:38):
Man.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
I'm bloody thrilled about this, but also disappointed at the
same time because this is the incredible lazy Boy that
we've had sitting here in studio for the last or
two to three weeks. I'd say, yeah, I've really come
to enjoy it. It's been where I've set to watch
a lot of cricket, a couple of test matches I've
already watched in that. So we're giving her away today.
Who Ever gets it is going to be bloody thrilled.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
That's right. We've started to refer to it as Moggie's
Lazy Boy.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
It is a brand new It is the official launch
of the Neo x Power recliner. This is one of
the very first ones in the country. You had to
taxt lazy to three four eight three to get yourself
in the draw. I believe Jeff did exactly that. Jeff,
your mad barstard. How's life mate?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Going, buddy grouse? He follows a right what do you
do for a crust? Jeff? Oh, I'm a chippy mate.
Hey Jeff, are you a lazy boy?

Speaker 8 (41:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Some would say, some would say, right, do you enjoy
sitting on your ass, man, especially around five day crickets.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Yeah, I reckon, Well, I think you know what Keys
is missing here is that you are a chippy. You
are a backbone. You know you're slaving away all day,
You're putting your back into it. When you get home,
you need somewhere, somewhere that really helps you to relax
and probably fall asleep, especially if it is a cricket. Oh,
you're just know ro on the moist.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Well, the good news for you, Jeff, as you will
be sitting in star my friend, because you have won
that Neo ex Power reclined lazy boy.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Oh yeah, boy.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
That is indeed the one, Jeff. You were going to
be sitting there with a wireless remote which lets you
adjust the seat. It has an iPhone and iPad holder,
It has a charger for your iPhone, It has cup
holders that keep things secure, and everything you expect from
a lazy boy.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
It's bloody comfortable too.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
And best part is Meg, he's been ripping ass in
it for two weeks.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
I'll get to clean it in the first thing, and
we'll give it a little.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Bit of Honestly, man, it really leans a certain something
to it. I wouldn't get it cleaned at all.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
I'm looking forward to that bloody ripper there. Jeff.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
Hey you well, congratulations mate, you enjoy that brand new
Lazy Boy and you hold the line because old Dilly's
going to send it out to you personally.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
All right, Thanks, that's awesome. Cheers, a good night, thanks
to you and thanks for listening. Jeff. Well, it's nice
to here. It's going to a nice home there, Maja,
and so good.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Could there be a bad home for that? Like everybody
sits down? Why wouldn't you want one of these?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
No? No, it is bloody comfortable. Once again.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
It is the brand new Neo X power recliner from
Lazy Boy. There are brand new in the country. If
you want to have a look at one, here to
our website Huducky dot co dot in Z. We've got
details up there. Up next on the show, Fellers, I
believe we'll be giving out some advice, so for the listeners,
don't forget if you ever need advice, email us meet
Patti Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com boy and

(43:30):
if we read you question out on the show, you
get a fifty dollar reboog event.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
The Hiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four on Radio.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Hoarchy quats a Queens of the Stone Age on the
Hidacky Big Show. It's time for another best of the
Big Show moment. What year is this one?

Speaker 5 (43:45):
From Pugsan This is also twenty twenty two. I'll explain
what I went for. So, you know, we do a
few of these best shows every now and then, and
it's always there's not really a lot of method to
how I do it. I sort of go off what
I'm reading. I think, oh, we haven't had that in
a while, et cetera, et cetera. But this time I
was going for clips that were around about this time
in years past, right. But what I noticed is that
the last two years prior to this, we've already been

(44:07):
on holiday, right, So it was already in like the
rest of podcasts on this date last year and the
year before so around. So I went a little bit
further back in like early December.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Right, Okay, so this is from early December twenty twenty two.
I can see it labeled here as the sigma that
we no longer do.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
That's it, man.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
It was called how does that work?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Remember that?

Speaker 6 (44:30):
But no that's not what it was called.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
What is it called? It was called?

Speaker 6 (44:32):
There's no such thing as a stupid question?

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Oh is that what it's called? Yeah, fallen off? There,
did we ever see?

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Were called?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
How does that work?

Speaker 3 (44:42):
As well?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
All right, well here it is a segment they got
guess pretty quickly. What is it called?

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Again?

Speaker 6 (44:48):
No such thing as a stupid question?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah, remember that?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
How does that work?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Are we there?

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Jeez? What's that about?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
How old is the sun? There's no such thing as
a stupid question.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
No, there's not.

Speaker 7 (45:05):
Text us three four oh three? Ask us anything you want?

Speaker 3 (45:08):
There you go, Yeah, no.

Speaker 7 (45:10):
Such thing as a stupid question.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
All right, fellas, here's a good question.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Well, just on that. You know a lot of times
you want to ask a question you don't want you
don't want to look like a fool exactly. So this
is a safe place.

Speaker 7 (45:20):
Yes, it's totally a safe place.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Do we accept calls on? Here's the first question? Why
is it called rush hour when nothing moves?

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Good question?

Speaker 7 (45:32):
Yeah, that's a very good question. Actually.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
I think it comes from the fact that everybody is
rushing to get home. Ah, you know, and so everybody say,
everybody gets out there, and then the net result of that,
keys in. You won't know this, is that all the
trafficers bumper a bumper. Yeah, it's almost ironic because it's like.

Speaker 7 (45:51):
A kidney stone and your eure through.

Speaker 8 (45:53):
Yes, is it just blocks that that channel and so everything.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Stops a constanpated back door.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Yeah, you know everything needs to come out, but it can't.
You totally man, Yeah, well you wouldn't know about that.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
How do you know steamers totally?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Yeah. Here's another question.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
If a tree falls down in the forest and no
one is around to hear it, is keysy still wasted?

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Yes? Yeah, I mean if anything dot dot dot key still.

Speaker 8 (46:39):
And the only you know qualified to that statement is
to what degree?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Thank you? The green as the sky blue? Is the
ocean wet? Yes? Steamed? Right?

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Okay? Yeah yeah yeah. Here's another question.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
What's the best wattage light bulb to use with the
dimmest witch?

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Oh that's great question. Eighty or a handy always If
you go over there, what you find is it can
start flickering. Yes, if you can go under that, it
starts sort of doing those long, wavy, sort of dropping
out motion.

Speaker 8 (47:14):
Yeah, you could get you could drop down to seventy
Oh but yeah, skit really, you wouldn't want to have
a special event on Keezy with a seventy water?

Speaker 3 (47:24):
No trust in eighty water. Yeah, I've got a cupboard
full of eighty three waters. Yeah, eighty six is a
couple of eighty nine.

Speaker 8 (47:30):
So I ran a sixty once for one of my
from a fortieth.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Yeah, I a sixty nine. Yeah, yeah, ah yeah.

Speaker 7 (47:37):
The sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
It's just what it's Does it look nice, paddon? Does
it look nice though?

Speaker 7 (47:46):
You know what the sixty nine?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, well it looks as nice as any
other kind of light bubble. Yes, it depends what sort
of yeah, what sort of atmosphere you're looking for?

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Yeah, you know, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Someone here wants to know when is the Rage and
the Cage happening with Easy Peasy Keysy and off my
face Jase, And if you don't know, that's me and
Jay's having a ruckus.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Mano a manos.

Speaker 7 (48:10):
I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 8 (48:13):
We went out together with the Weekend the Boys and
I and I don't like to talk about this, but
Keezy we met up with him after the Billy Joel concert.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Didn't we like it was totally Kezy over there, and
I don't really want to sort of go into it
on here, but pieces wasn't heah, because he'd sort of
come and had a t to tete. There was somebody
standing up in front of it, Billy Joel, So he
sort of got into a physical altercation. God is ass

(48:43):
handed to him. The fellow was eighty three years old.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Yeah, yeah, but he was.

Speaker 8 (48:49):
He was a farmer and because he was so humiliator
on that, Minogi and his wife.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
And we met up with him.

Speaker 7 (48:56):
He he went, he went the hoidy with the big
and Hardy just dupped and you just lost all the
sort of fact fell.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Forward and I just fell forward.

Speaker 8 (49:09):
Any face planted on me, didn't Yeah, the grazers there and.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
I got up and just absolutely calt Hoardy right in
the face there and he went down.

Speaker 8 (49:18):
In terms of that where maybe next year, Yeah, the
keasy jay stouch.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Whatever happened to that?

Speaker 3 (49:26):
That's right? Yes, you two talking rubbish about how you're
going to beat each other up and it never happened.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Well, I mean I could still beat him up, yeah sure, sure, yeah, Okay.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
Hey, don't forget every show we've ever done available from
wherever you get your podcasts from just search Hducky Big Show.
In the meantime, I can hear Metallica.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Pixi's on The Hucky Big Show Monday evening with Keezy,
Maggie and pug Son.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Let's give out some advice.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Sixteen to get in touch with the failers to really
am al Adriis.

Speaker 6 (50:06):
By the way, meet Petting sixty nine at gmail dot com.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
Keep the meat, keep the emails coming coming.

Speaker 6 (50:13):
Me, keep the meat coming.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
Oh god, we've had an email here from anonymous and
they've said, look, I'm in a bit of.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
A situation here.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
The misso proposed the idea of a three person love
making session, and really, being totally blinded by the excitement
of what I thought was to come, I didn't bother
to specify that I'd only be comfortable if it was
another female involved. However, come today my partner said she's
found a man that she'd like to have join us.

(50:42):
Oh yeah, and I don't know how to tell her
that I don't want to see another bloke doing what
I do.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Worst Any help is appreciated. She has fuels.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Oh yeah, it's interesting, isn't it? Because I don't know.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
How how do you feel about this, Maggie, Because obviously
when you hear three someome you think sweet two females.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Lock it. This is me talking as you do.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
You you know what I mean? How do you feel
bringing another dude in there?

Speaker 3 (51:08):
How do I feel about it? Look? I love it.
It takes the workload off me.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
It is a workload.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Yeah, I can sort of sit back a little bit more,
pop out, you know, hang the washing out, do a
bit of vacuum and all that sort of thing where
there's kacking, but that's sitting in the corner watching. I'm
actually not interested at all.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Right, So I'm just going to get.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Some things done because I've got a little bit of
work to do on my laptop, as you know, geezy,
So I'll just pop out, right.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Is that a threesome?

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Though?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Am I'm naked? Are you in the room?

Speaker 7 (51:42):
No?

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Well, I come and go sort of thing.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
You're all good anything plass and water?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Yeah right, okay, keep it down, would you? Yeah? Right?

Speaker 4 (51:50):
So for you, it's more about convenience and the ability
to get more stuff done.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
I consider it a You've got a surrogate essentially, somebody's
stepping a number half of Now if it's both of
you in the bed at the same time, or any
room in the house. Yeah, I don't know how I
feel about that.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Yeah, okay, to me, would be weird.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
I think it's certainly one of those things that I
think when push push would need to come to shove.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
I need to be there in.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
The moments to come to shove. I wouldn't want any
kind of physical have you met.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Push and shoved though?

Speaker 8 (52:20):
That?

Speaker 7 (52:20):
Good?

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Guys, I'd need to figure out, like I'd need to
be there in the moment and then decide.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
It would I wouldn't be able to plan it. Say
you're out on the hammer, you think of yourself? Jesus, guys,
how good is this bloke? How good is this bloke?

Speaker 7 (52:38):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Key, there he's hanging out with his missus and something.
You know, there's a party is getting to the wa
St Wall house.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
You know what I'd love if he came home with us.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
And absolutely and we just had the time of his life.
How good would that be?

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Pugs, watch of view on this man, because I actually
think that you'd be open to it.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're so. You're so politically astute.

Speaker 6 (53:00):
Oh yeah, it's my political assuteness that makes me want that.
Cheers man. No, I have the opposite view to you, guys.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
I would want to have enough of a discussion to
know what we're going to go for here, right, what
do you mean like he's ended up in that situation.
He hasn't, bloody, he's made just sit down and he's
made an assumption.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
He has He's made assumption one of which is fair enough,
because I mean, certainly you would clarify.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Yeah, you go, hey, we're talking and two females here.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
And at this point he can just say no. Now, Similarly,
he can't expect to say I want to females if
he's not prepared two about two males. So that's completely
So it's probably going to end in a dead rubber.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Maybe that's the compromise.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Either it ends a dead rubber and they don't do it,
or they try both.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Oh, I tell you what. You don't want to bring
in an absolute champion though, do you?

Speaker 7 (53:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Well that rules me out.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Then Woke Big Show with Mike and Kezy tune in
week days on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
God, that's a good tune.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
The end of the Hidarcky Big Show for Monday, the
fifteenth of December, And if you've enjoyed the show, or
you've just joined us and you want a little more,
don't forget you can get our podcast. It comes out
at seventh ardy every night. We do bonus content as well.
What is today's bonus outro clip? All about Punksan.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
Deli and Studio B has carefully curated a clip titled
boring Airs.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
So he walked over and.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
We're standing there just watching, and then a drunk guy
comes up. He's like, get a fels, Hey, man, how
are you going? He's like, yeah, good, what's going on?
Just watching this?

Speaker 1 (54:41):
He's just like, you guys are boring airs in real life.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Man.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
I thought I was gonna come over here, you guys
gonna make me crack up, man, but you've been real quiet,
and I was literally like be bothered. Explainers like, man,
we just finished broadcasting a whole show and Haudy Jay's
got a hit.

Speaker 6 (54:53):
Also, what are we a show pony?

Speaker 4 (54:56):
And then he walked on, well, if you guys are
gotta be laughable to leave it, and I was like
it was it was a yarn about a guy who
has really gutted to meet me and Hoody jay at
chasing the fox there.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
That's okay. You can't impress everyone.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Not the first, and he won't be the last. Keys
he men.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Yeah, you know, speaking of what are you in tonight
at home?

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Man?

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Well, I've got to go to my other office first
because we've got a secret center tomorrow. But it's sort
of a it's a green one, sustainable. So I'm going
to go and pick up an old, an old vacuum
cleaner that I was wondering if I could just dump
it on the street, but now I don't have to.
I can bring it in here and that'll be my
secret center. And I've got a bit of other old
tat that I need to get rid of too, So

(55:37):
it's going to be a big prize for whoever is lucky.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Right, So you're treating a sustainable secret center that we're
doing in the office as like a collection day.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
It was like an organic collection collection. Yeah yeah, yeah,
so that's exactly how I'm treating it. And that is green.
What's more green than an organic waste collection?

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Right? And your vacuum cleaner broke it doesn't work, yeah,
because a blocked up yeah, yeah, absolute heap.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
So Mogi's doing that, Pugs, what are you doing tonight?

Speaker 5 (56:05):
Iike easy, I'm very aware of the fact guy, not
that Mogim not holding those either. Tonight I'm going to
be eating some pizza and maybe watching some are Lord
of the Rings will bloody see or I've got other
TV shows to catch up on Love Island maybe probably,
but I'm.

Speaker 6 (56:22):
Aware of that. The end of the year is just
going to come around very very quickly.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Yeah, you men.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Well, tonight, my wife is at touch. She will be
home about eight o'clock. I think I've got to decide
whether I want to cook the chicken meal or the
lamb meal that we got from our food box delivery.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
I think I'm going chicken and we will eat that together.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
We will then watch something probably half an hour of
a TV show. She will then go to bed, and
then I will be going online with my mates to play.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Arc Raiders Nice Rats Weapon. Yeah, many.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
The Big Show'll be back again tomorrow at four pm sharp.
In the meantime, if you want us, check out your
podcasts search Ducky Big Show. Every show we have done
is there from myself, Megan or pug Son. See you
let her have a good one bye.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Catches later eh,