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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hobak the Big Show Show Show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Thanks to crape worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
It's other size.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
This is the biggest, biggest.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Biggest, It's just the biggest, biggest shot Big show.

Speaker 5 (00:17):
Jason Holich, Snke Minogue and.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh get a your MESSI of Backbones. And it's the
seventeenth of December for twenty twenty five. And you as
always listening to the Huducky Big Show, brought to you
by reburg.

Speaker 6 (00:29):
Year handcrafted big Years, leaded fries and gourmet ins that'll
change the game big.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's so good. Pugs you when you got there?

Speaker 7 (00:47):
Man?

Speaker 4 (00:47):
What's that a new one? You've got?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
No, that's been there the whole time?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Was it dog? What's that?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Was it a dog? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (00:52):
Well, you know rebigers for everyone, man, and you know,
I think it's obviously meant for people originally, but there's
no reason why the animal shoudn't enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
So is that a dog? What's that? Is it a dog?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Pardon? I don't know if we should be feeding reburgered dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Stop saying? What's your ears?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Chicku? Mogie you rogue stallion? How's this fine? Wednesday? Afternoon,
treating you.

Speaker 8 (01:17):
Going pretty grassy, mad Dog, you're six on a I mean,
it's relatively fine. But it was as cold as a
bastard today, wasn't it. The temperature really dropped off. But
outside of that, look, she's Wednesday, fellas, as we're saying
on the podcast, two more sweeps ago until the end
of the year. For us, it's getting pretty sad now.
It'd be really sad to see the back of it.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Aye, Yeah, smiling, Yeah, I think I am now you are?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Am? I getting bigger. I don't know your.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Teeth You've got your teeth out Pug's art. Hello, how
are you today? Yeah? I'm good man.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
You know, I was explaining in the podcast that tro
I think I have one day a week where I
feel like I'm behind or chasing my tail next today,
but I'm grateful to be here with you fellows.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
You know what I mean. It's all g see. I
reckon you'd probably at five days a week where I
think you're behind. Hey, mog, what's coming up on the
show today?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Man?

Speaker 6 (02:12):
What's happening on the Big show with old Mogi?

Speaker 8 (02:15):
That was pretty good on the Old Buttons here from
Pugs and just want to flag that with everyone.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
That was good stuff, just so I screwed up later, Yeah,
what would that happen?

Speaker 8 (02:23):
Hey, Today we've got a huge interview with Tom Sainsbury,
who's got a TV show version of his podcast coming out,
Small Town Scandal, Mogi's Top Five. Today we're going to
be doing podcasts man. Hopefully the Big Show features. People
are going to be riveted by that. And then next
up Fellas. I had a hell of a night last month,
oh old mogie here ran into his hall pass. Ah okay,

(02:49):
got a hall pass? Yeah, ran into mine last night
and it was something else let me tell.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
You far out. Also, you chanced shortly to win one
hundred dollars worth of rebigers to get Rid to call
us on an eight hundred haducky.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
This is the Strokes last night.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Both of them. More on The Hidarcky Big Show thirty
minutes past four this Wednesday afternoon with Kezy Megan or
Pugsar Fellas.

Speaker 8 (03:15):
Last night I had a hell of a night. Oh yeah,
I I ran into my hall pass.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Ah, so hall pass. Being the one person you're allowed
to sort of have an affair.

Speaker 8 (03:28):
With you and your you and your partner generally, well,
you know, you have an agreement efforts. If you're on
the off chance that I run into this person, usually
it's got to be a celebrity.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
It's got to be a well known person.

Speaker 8 (03:39):
It can't be your neighbor, yeah right, or Kate from
the office from work.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, well no, that's not my hall past, Kate.

Speaker 8 (03:48):
It's got to be somebody famous. Otherwise, you know, there's
too much for a chance of having. So it's got
to be something that is just so unlikely it will
really never happen. Yeah, but if you did run into them,
the idea is that you're partner would be sweet with it, and.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
They were up for it. Your hall pass was up
for it.

Speaker 8 (04:03):
Your pass is well, that's the thing, because there's one
thing that you run into your hall pass, it's completely
another thing that the celebrity is going to show the
slightest bit of interest in you. And I don't mean
you kezy yeah, but you know the worldly the you.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Well, it's just the royal you.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, the royal you. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Let's just say so, I'm still so happy from last night.
Let's just say Mark, you just quickly before we get
to last night. Let's say Margot Robbie. I do, yes, right,
A bump into Margot Robbie and I just said her, hey, Margo,
just so you know you're my hall pass. She doesn't
then have to go, okay, well let's gues No, that's right.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yeah no, but she would be stoked though if you
said that, Margot Robbie.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
If that doesn't work, I'll be shocked. But yeah, she'd
never get anything done.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Who's yours? Pogson?

Speaker 6 (04:47):
You remember that TV show I was talking about yesterday,
I Love La with Rachel Sennate. Oh yes, yeah, I
mean celebrity crush pass. It makes sense.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
No, I thought your celebrity crush was the actor who
played Velma on the Scooby Doo. Yeah, no, you're right,
lind the Adeline Linda Carlin who's also on the Penguin.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
No, oh, she's not different actress. But I see the confusion.

Speaker 8 (05:09):
Anyway, Fellas, I was out and about last night. I
went to a little bar here that's just around the corner.
I was just having this quite drink with somebody, a
work drink. That person left and I was just finishing up.
I had a jug left, so you sat.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
There by yourself, drinking into like a super jug.

Speaker 8 (05:28):
Yeah, just finishing it off because you don't want to
waste it.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Was it like a situation where your workman was like
you were coming back with a full jug and then they.

Speaker 8 (05:37):
Were like yeah, exactly, yeah cool, but fellas, let's not
get off topic. It's not about the jug anyway. I'm
sitting there and then there's a bit of a murmur
that goes through the bar and you can sort of
feel the presence of someone's comment and I turn around
alarm and behold and a small group of people's coming.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah it's my hall pass. Holy cow.

Speaker 8 (05:59):
And I think to myself, well, now's my chance. Yeah,
but I was also very aware of the fact that
you know, your partner says, oh yeah, it's fine, but
they didn't think there's actually going to be an opportunity.
So I quickly got on the phone called my wife
and she was like, yeah, sure, that's fine.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
She was like yeah, go for it.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Okay, go for it.

Speaker 8 (06:20):
She was like yes, So that was I was like, oh, thanks,
thanks babe, we'll see you later.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
I guess.

Speaker 8 (06:27):
Anyway, I think now's my chance, So I need a
bit of carriage. I scale this jug and then I'm
straight over there and I have a yarn.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
She's at the bar ordering.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, how do you start things?

Speaker 6 (06:42):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (06:42):
I said, what are you drinking there? I recommend the
super jokey. She didn't know what that was because she's
not from New Zealand. So I'm now I'm explaining jugs
to her, just explaining jugs. Yeah, to your hall park,
to my hall pass. Anyway, I've got, you know, a
couple of beers of me, so I'm pretty charming. I'm like,

(07:03):
you know when you play Paul, when you've had just
the right amount of beers. I'm in the Goldie like zone.
I'm just the right amount of charming. So we sit
down and we just sort of chat the night away,
and one thing leads to another, and it was a
hell of a night of passion, Fellas.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Really one hell of a night of passion.

Speaker 8 (07:21):
So look for all those people out there that think
it's not possible that you're never going to get your
hall pass, that you know, what are the chances of
it happening. There is a chance of it happening. It
can happen. It happened to me, So keep on dreaming.
Well done man, And not only was it just the
hall past, there was more than one person involved.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
What an I feel like?

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Who is the hall pass?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Oprah Winfrey and Steadman.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I'm so stokedy you man, that's so great.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
I'm over the moon outside for a moment from Smitten Sweeten.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
The Whodichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodachy.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Harvey, Danger on the Huducky Big Show twenty one minutes
to five this Wednesday afternoon with Keezy, Moggie and Old
pugsn and it's time for the Big Reburger Regift.

Speaker 8 (08:24):
You're good on the old the wheels A what do
you call those pugs and pegs?

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Ah? That's you. You hear what Mogi said.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
He said you're good on the wheels, Keezy, There's a
sentence that doesn't make sense. He was trying to say,
you're good at running the buttons and stuff pokes.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
You know? Yeah? Do you bring this kind of energy
when you're dj.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
My energy is garbage when I'm DJing.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Want to be there, fellas. I could just get back
to the Big Reburger Regift, which is a huge campaign
we're running.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Congratulations on naming that.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
The sort of segment we've got as well, the Reburger regift,
Yeah on the wheel. Things that make no sense.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Well, it was either that or the Reburger redial.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
That's good. Yeah, but it also doesn't really make None
of them makes sense.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
The way this competition works is you call us on
eight hundred Hodarchy, We ask you what you do for
a crust, and then Pugs plays a Reburger sting. You
then have to copy it and you'll get yourself one
hundred dollars worth of Reburger. Let's go to the first person,
get a nick.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
How you going?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
You're mad bastard?

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah, not bad boys thinks yeah, goodness.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Gold Yeah, not bad mate. What do you do for
a crust?

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Man?

Speaker 5 (09:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Mate, I work in health and safety? A nick from us?

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah, good on your mate.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
How's christ Church today?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Man?

Speaker 9 (09:46):
Oh down?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Earlier it was like a thunderstorm, but now it's not
too bad.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
That's too bad.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
That's good, nick, that's good. Hey, Pugs is going to
play your Reburger sting. You copy it and do a
good job. You get one hundred bucks with the Reburger.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
All right, you're ready, all right, let's do it scrumbly.
I'm sious, go neck scrumbly.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
I'm sure that's lovely. Yeah, nice working man.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
It sounds like Pug's just.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Good work.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
Nick.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
You've got yourself. You've cut yourself one hundred dollars with
a reburger.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Men. Oh mate, awesome, easy is the mate. You have
a good one.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Good Jase? How you going, man, Jace brother, how you doing?

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Going really good man? What do you do for a crust?

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Jase?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I'm gonna do full blip?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Jace.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Do you have that little knob on the steering wheel men,
the knob that you put on the steering wheel of
a forklift so you can spin the wheel round really fast?

Speaker 7 (10:48):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, it's Jase. A little bit of forklift chat there,
all right, Jas, Pugs is going to play a sting.
If you can copy it, you get yourself one hundred
dollars with a reburger. Here we go.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Go, Jason.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yuh, good work, Jason, one hundred bucks with the reburger
coming your way. Brother, Yeah, good work and lucky. Last,
let's go to Oh good a Hayden. How you going, man?

Speaker 10 (11:19):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Oh my god's good mate?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, good on your hand house chriss hitch today, mate,
Well I already know, don't worry man. Yeah, raining and
hot sounds great, sounds like Hayden, what do you do
for a cross again?

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Man, I'm a timber handling and machining specialist.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh that's right. I feel like he's never said that, backbone,
Get on your heading all right, Pugs is going to
play you a Reburger sting. You just have to copy it.
And one hundred dollars with the Reburger is all mules
taking away Pugs all right, go Haaden, keep going, mate,

(12:04):
that was like burger, keep going. Oh you're not going
to give him it after that, after thirty seconds of
the finest radio you will ever hear, congratated mate, hundred
bucks with of Reburger coming your way as well.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Yeah, cold you.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Hold the line, mate, You have a great Christmas there. Well, fellas,
tell you what another successful Reburger regift.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
It's a gym, absolute gem.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
Do you think we're making it too easy, like we
should like maybe encourage a little more competition or just
or are they just that good?

Speaker 4 (12:42):
I don't want to get in the way of a
man's or a woman's reburger we're going to avoid it
fair enough.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy Tune
in on Radio.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
You two the Fly on the Huckey Big Show Wednesday
afternoon with Kezy, Murgie and pugsn time minutes to five o'clock,
which means it's time to talk Telly.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fellas.

Speaker 8 (13:20):
Last night I watched Formula One. It's a movie. It's
on Apple. You can rent it if you like, but
it's also available there if you've got a subscription. It
stars Bread Pitt and it goes for two hours and
thirty six minutes.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Really the Formula one movie done.

Speaker 8 (13:36):
Two hours and thirty six minute also got Havy Bardim,
who I love usually, but not in this this movie.
Now you've reviewed this Pig Sam before it and you
didn't like it?

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Could you tell?

Speaker 4 (13:50):
And my opinion is this movie sucks?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
I thought because you were enjoying the first.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
And I did enjoy it, but it still sucks.

Speaker 8 (13:59):
Yeah, there's nothing about Brad Pitt is He's had a
bit of work done. I will say that for him,
he's had a bit of work down the old face
isn't moving like it used to. But it's a story
of an old guy who used to be a Formula
one racing driver and his former teammate played by Javier Bardem,
comes to get him to be in the second seat

(14:20):
on his struggling Formula one team. So when your team
is struggling, who do you get a sixty three year
old dude? Brad Pitts. Brad Pitts and so it's ridiculous.
It is really is a huge commercial. It's genius in
that sense that they get a chance to plug every
bear and every you know, big brand watch and all that.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Sort of stuff. But it's Brad pitt Man.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Brad pitt Is Orlando Blooming or am I thinking.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Of that was another driving movie from that video game? Yeah, So.

Speaker 8 (14:52):
The first night we watched our last night, we had
an hour and a half to go. We watched it
for two hours and we got about fifteen minutes into
the car the final race of the season. Yeah, and
I paused it and had looks up. My brother called
me and I had to look at how much time
was left, and there was still another thirty five minutes left.
So somehow I don't know, It says the running time

(15:14):
is two hours thirty six. I think it's four and
a half hours. Wow, it certainly feels like it, but
I give it. I give it three start. I recommend
it because it's movies star as Brad pitt has now
entered Robert Redford's territory. He's just a big ass movie
star and he gets to wander around Ben Brad.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Pitt, which is pretty sweet.

Speaker 8 (15:34):
It's recommend for me, and I wish I had a
seen it on the big screen because I would have
watched it in one sitting instead of what is going
to be three sittings. I still haven't finished it, and
it would have been great on the big screen. The
way it shot is really cool. It's done by the
guy that did Top Game, Maverick looks pretty amazing. I
mean I don't care about car racing. No, Yeah, I
like Brad pitt Man. He has some col closes coll

(15:55):
closed in it.

Speaker 6 (15:56):
Can I just say that was my favorite thing about
it was the way it was shot right. The way
that they got the cameras onto those cars is unbelievable
and that was by far, well for me, the best
thing about it.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, and for me, Brad pitt So
three Busiest.

Speaker 8 (16:11):
I think I think you might as well watch it.
You're not gonna love it, but I don't think you
gotta hate it. And it's you know, it's big, stole
Hollywood movie making stuff, and I think there's some appeal
in that.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah, right, Okay, it.

Speaker 8 (16:23):
Could have been an hour shorter one hundred percent, but
that would have been an hour list that they could
have put more ads and for products.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
To be fair formula one.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
I've done it really well since taking it over from
Bernard Bernie Ekelstein, who was kind of very old school
and very much like, you know, this is this is
for the wealth, this is a sport for the wealthy,
blah blah blah blah. And then Drive to Survive comes out.
They very much open it up. They you know, start
sharing lots of cool clips on Twitter, and you feel
like you know all the drivers now, and then they

(16:50):
make a blockbuster movie and get bread put to hop
back in the saddle up. Yeah, they're doing all the
right things for me. Yeah, ABS quite easily become like
an old fashioned thing that nobody cared about anymore.

Speaker 8 (17:01):
Yeah, it's pretty cool to see the behind the scenes
stuff in this film. And how they do wind tunnels
and all the all the other all the things that
go into it that you'd have no idea about. It
is a hell of an investment that they're putting in
and it's also a hell of an investment that you'll
be putting in with your time trying to get through
this movie. But as I say, three busies.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Three busies out of five I watched Location, Location, Location.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
I loved it. UK.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
You know what I like about this that none of
the New Zealand shows do. At the end of the show,
They've got young couples, They've taken them to see three
different houses each. At the end of the show, the
host calls the real estate agent of the house and
puts the offering and then they buy the house. Every
single New Zealand home based show they just sort of
finish and go will they buy the house of see

(17:49):
you next week, whereas they actually do the bastering and
the deal and you see them buy the house in Stoke.
They are so some of New Zealand shows should try
to do more of it, leaving me bloody unsatisfied. Pugs
Are you coming up? After five o'clock? An interview with
Tom Sainsbury plus the next installment of Mogi's Top Fives.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yes, it is the Hidarcky Big Show for the sementeenth
of December twenty twenty five, which is a Wednesday. And
you listen to the Hucky Big Show, brought to you
by Reburger.

Speaker 6 (18:21):
Seven good times and good food dining and or take
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Speaker 7 (18:25):
Before produced, direct your attention to this nut swad. You'll
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Speaker 1 (18:49):
Certainly is yum. And of course Hoidy Jay not here
this week fellas he's officially already on holiday. He is
by go for them today.

Speaker 8 (18:55):
It was in good spirits, It's great, very I'm thrilled
for him, absolutely lutely thrilled.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Why are you having a good holiday? Frowning now?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Apparently he spent.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Up tight last night because he had it.

Speaker 8 (19:07):
He did a post in the on Instagram bet his
soup and his cheese toasty and you said to him
something really nice. So it looks young man and he
was like, shut up, keysy man, Well, I.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Can tell the story if you want, but it was
that was pretty much the gist of it. He spent
most of yesterday apparently making a tomato soup, right, and
then put a photo on the Instagram that looked like
pumpkin suit, which would have taken it did look like
pumpkin suit. I would have taken him three hours to
make the soup and four hours to upload the photo.
I commented, saying, glad to see you making the most

(19:37):
of your holiday, and he said, wow, Keezy, yes, this
isn't the only thing I've been doing, you know, my
money for my wife and my daughter to be on holidays.
And I was just like, I'm actually just joking around.
Can I also say?

Speaker 6 (19:48):
I replied to his story as well, and I said,
can you please tag a Hodacky Big Show on inter
when you post these, just because the people want to
see the gold that you put it out? And he said,
are you taking the purse pug Son?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, man, which I wasn't you You were You're always
taking the past part that's it was probably stoned, which
would explain the paranoia.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
You don't think everybody's attacking them for full sides.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah right, and spent an entire day making soup.

Speaker 7 (20:14):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Coming up next Moggi's Top fives. Today we go for
the top five podcast you've listened to them twenty twenty five?

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Yes, speaking of podcasts.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
A little later on as well, Tom Sainsbury coming in
to discuss his podcast, which has been turned into a
TV show. Holy Hecker for that though you got the
killers Smile like you mean it on the Huducky Big Show.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
For the Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Hid like a Hole on The Hidarcky Big Show thirty
minutes past five o'clock this Wednesday afternoon with Kezy Moggi
and pugsn And it's time for another edition.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Of Moggie's Top five Dooge to do.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
That's right, so, Mogi, we've done top five TV shows
for twenty five and movies?

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Is that what we've done?

Speaker 8 (20:55):
Jesus feels like so many more For some reason, we
should do top five of our top five.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Yeah, we might get to five today.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
Yes, we're doing top five podcasts of the year for
each of us. I'm going to do mine in this break.
I've done a sort of a different measurement. These are
pretty much just podcasts that I always listen to. Yeah, okay,
so if it comes out, I listened to it, do
you know what I mean? Yeah, My absolute go to

(21:21):
is I've Got because I'm a pretty heavy podcast consumer
and so yeah, I get through a lot. But there's
a lot that I listen to every single day. Honorable
mention here, Well, Bill Burr. I used to be a
huge fan of Bill Burr the Monday Morning podcast, but
he's recently got over his anger issues, so he's not

(21:41):
as he's sort of sort of lot as childhood trauma,
so he's not as funny and angry as he used
to be anymore.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
So I'm losing interest.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
There because he used to listen to that on iHeartRadio. A.

Speaker 8 (21:51):
Oh look, I've been listening to that podcast for over
twenty or almost twenty years, so yeah, I Heeart Radio.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Yeah. Day one, Day one, I'm a day one. Coming
At number five is The b Way c oh Wow,
formerly hosted by Jason Hoyt and now hosted by Laane
Dylan Cleaver and old mate There Forward Just about Cricket.
I Love a bit of cricket Chat. Acc podcast with

(22:19):
acyc podcast half an hour.

Speaker 8 (22:21):
It is comes out weekly and they sort of moan
about what's going on in crickets. I love I love
listening to the moon coming in. At number four, What
a lad it's a sports podcast James Marshall. James Marshall, yep,
he's assistant coach at the Crusaders used to play for Wellington.
Ninety minute chats with a huge rugby rugby union chat

(22:42):
players primarily and then other sports people.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
That's on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Actually I remember listening to his Yarn
with Charlie Gubb.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Back in the day.

Speaker 8 (22:53):
One of the most hilarious conversations I have ever heard.
I still remember where I was. I was in Bunnings
listening to that podcast with my headphones on, just crying laughing.
I just remember being stood in the aisle at Bunning's
just dying laughing, which is weird. I don't remember always
watching any other podcasts. Number three it's rugby league podcasts.
This Warrior is Life tied with Mad Monday. Oh wow,

(23:16):
because I listen. I love my rugby league, Keyzy. This
is one of yours. You do Mad Monday, but This
Warrior is Life and yours as my Warrior's content every
week when the season is on, obviously doesn't exist during
the year outside of that.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
That's right, And I'd say This Warrior is life. Those
boys we've met quite a few times, lovely fellas, do
a good job, really get into the nitty gritty. Yeah,
whereas Mad Monday with myself and I a Stuart Diahin
would have been Hurley. We kind of get die as
very much in the New Ye, but we like to
kind of take the person a wee bit and be
a bit more laid back with it.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
That's right.

Speaker 8 (23:49):
This time you've got you know this, This Warrior is life.
It's well and Brad and Fonds. One of them is
a sports reporter, one of them is an Australia and
really knows the stuff, and the other guy is just
an absolute mongrel like me who knows nothing.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
But it's nice hearing them voices opinion. It makes me
feel smart. Well, you have one of.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Those people in the room right asking the questions you're
thinking of.

Speaker 8 (24:10):
You do, yeah, absolutely do. Coming in Number two is
the Agenda podcast. Oh wow, the acc again.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Every single day I listened to that.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
That's fine.

Speaker 8 (24:17):
I'm actually I'm actually not happy this week because they
haven't been doing one and there was no chat about
them not doing one. Actually, maybe they might have done
on today. So there's been a lot of caravan podcasts
coming out from there to fill the gap, which is bullshit,
you human, it's not on. It's a free podcast, so
I need it every single day.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Well, that's the weird thing, right with podcasts and radio
shows too, I guess is you get very used to
your routine. My habits listening to certain things, and as
soon as that's not there or things are different, For example,
Ody j is not there, it can mix up your flow.

Speaker 8 (24:48):
For the fuman I get it and Cavin in number one.
I've just listened to this one. And this is different
in the sense that it's a seasonal one. It's called
Kelly Tultan's Final Treasure Hunt. Kelly Taultan obviously did Kelly
Tear's Aquarium. Very interesting thing there. He put everything on
the line, so he mortgaged his house to build that.
He was the first person in the world to come
up with that idea of having a glass tunnel with

(25:10):
a travelator and an underwater so that you could feel
like you were going scuba diving without going scuba diving,
so he wanted to bring that to the people. So
he knew that he would be he'd be all good
if they could have one hundred thousand visitors in their
first twelve months. They managed to knock that off in
about four months, three or four months, wow. And he
was there to shake the hand of that one hundred

(25:32):
thousand customer. And from that point on, and you is
going to be finding you would be able to buy
his family a new house or that sort of thing.
He was forty seven years old. He went to bed
that night and he didn't wake up. He had a
heart attack and slept that.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Oh, really good.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
After the four months were done.

Speaker 8 (25:47):
That day he shook the person's hand, went to bed,
didn't wake up. Prior to that, that's prior to that.
He's also he made his money from treasure hunts. He
would go out find old shipwrecks and track them, use
their logs to track where they sunk. And we get
people to pay him to go and do these diving expeditions.

(26:07):
Absolutely fascinating stuff. I didn't know anything about the bloke
at all. It is brilliant. Give that lit a great
New Zealander that you don't really know much about You
just think it's some overpriced aquarium, but it's so much
more than that.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
One hundred percent, Yesmogi, because he used to hang out,
he used to go diving with Bob Rainbow's End Feelers.
What was the name of that podcast.

Speaker 8 (26:30):
Though, Mogi, Kelly Talton's Final Treasure Hand.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Nice check it out and we listen to all those
on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
I think shar was also on that expedition. Shah, yeah,
shut up good on Pugs.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
The Hurdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in week days and four on Radio Hodaki Collective Soul.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
On the Hidarky Big Shirts Wednesday afternoon, twenty seven minutes
past five o'clock, we've got Tom Sainsbury a chat with
him coming up short the disclosure. I came in early
today to have a young to Tom Sainsbury's on tight
schedule there.

Speaker 8 (27:06):
And I wanted to set it out because he's got
this new TV show does Small Scandal, and I've been
a huge advocate for that podcast. I mean, he makes
a TV show and does he cast ile.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Make in it?

Speaker 8 (27:21):
Nah Ah, No he doesn't. So you can talk to him. Yeah, okay,
all right, I'll talk to him. I can ask a
question on your behalf if you want. All right, I'll
tell you what I know what you do?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Like, okay, just to cheer you up. Yeah, the day
Big Show from like three years ago. Ah, this is
the best of the big Show moment, Pugson, What have
you got for us?

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Feeler?

Speaker 6 (27:44):
This feel feels This is about some marital issues you have.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
NonStop.

Speaker 6 (27:50):
That person on the text machine is going to be
stoked that we chucked into my wife.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
But this next bit is basically you.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
Having a really rough sleep and your wife really not
respecting your wishes.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
What terrible you were saying? Oh hear, how absolutely filthy
you were with your fiance this morning? Wow, how like
you were so filthy you were almost close to calling
off the engagement.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I mean what I did was just a small anecdote
about our sleeping situation.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Oh no, really, I've never seen you seething like that before. Well,
I feel out through the glass against the wall there
and just shattered the glass. People were looking in from
the angry You were shouting so loud that people in
the office were looking out and seeing what the hell
was going on because they could sound glass.

Speaker 8 (28:41):
Yeah, I was scarpering, was like Godzilla was coming to
town or something like that. I've never seen that side
of you, key, and I've got to say I don't
like it.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
No, right, I didn't feel safe safe?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, well, how about I'll tell the story and then
people could make up their mind.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
As to how angry I was. No, I think that's enough.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
So I had a bad sleep last night, right, which
you guys can relate to you guys always have bad.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Sleeps, an absolute rock.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, okay, basically terrible sleep. Couldn't go to sleep, saying
like two am, I just messaged my fiance's phone. She'll
read it in the morning, just saying hey, in the morning,
let me sleep in a bit.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Because sorry, say that again. You message your partner at
two am in the morning because.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
You out of this next to him. So I lie
next to us. I missed it. You I know she'll
read it in the morning.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Morning. Hey, don't wake me up in the morning. I'm
going to try and sleep in for an extra half hour.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
So just hold it there, Hold it there for a second, keezy,
why easy couldn't sleep and at two am in the morning, goes,
I'm going to message my partner to tell her that
I'm not sleeping very well and not to wake me
in the morning. So there he goes, I don't of
the dial tones, don't changs the text next to his

(30:04):
lovely fiance's head. No, not stir blary bluary eyed, going
oh god, it's.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Caezy, she says.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Right next to her, she calls me CAZy as well.
I missed it right, and then it's like okay, and
then so I finally get off to sleep. She wakes
up in the morning, reads the text obviously and goes, oh,
fair enough. So she doesn't open the curtains like she
usually word blah blah blah. She sneaks out and just
for she's about to go to work.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
So what you said that? You could hear her tip
cone across the room and she was sobbing because she
was so scared about waking you up. I didn't.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
So she tiptoes out of the room and just she
gets through the four it just about she's about to leave,
stops back in the bedroom, opens the door in a
very loud manner, and then.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Loudly open the door.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
She managed it, my teenagers, She just shocked.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I don't know how you do it and then opens
the door, comes over, stop, stop, stop, A little.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Kiss on the cheek and good day. I love you.
Stomp stomps on.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Back out of the room, slams the door again. So
it was a lovely gesture. But I specifically asked not
to be woken up. Yeah, she stomps in, wakes me up,
tells me she loves me. What's that about?

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Yeah, well I know what i'd do. What i'd call it? Man,
it's all over?

Speaker 7 (31:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Yeah, now you cannot have that? Well can you have
specifically told her you do not want to be waken up?
What does she do? She wakes you up to do?

Speaker 2 (31:27):
What?

Speaker 8 (31:28):
Tell you she loves you? I mean, that is worthless garbage.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
And I was going to say you didn't actually finish
the story that you were telling us.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
I did not.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
I feel like I did because you said, oh, well,
porn Hubbard is then.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
What a terrible, terrible radio show that is?

Speaker 4 (31:49):
What's that l show? Gold Man?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
That doesn't other people want?

Speaker 7 (31:52):
God?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
It's it's weird to think that every show we've ever
done is available to listen back to.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
You can literally go back to our first radio Yeah.
Ll we'ver get your potties from radio.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Every single one we've ever done is there, which is
a scary thought. Now Hey, coming up next though, Tom
Sainsbury chatting about his new TV show, Small Town Scandal.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
The Hururarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
It is The Hurdarchy Big Show Wednesday afternoon with Kezy
Moggi and pugsarn and also Feelers joining us in the
studio a very special guest, beloved New Zealand comedian Tom Sainsbury.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Welcome, Hello, Hello, hello, and hello listen.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Do you feel beloved in New Zealand?

Speaker 8 (32:31):
Tom?

Speaker 3 (32:32):
That's such a good word, the beloved one. I do,
actually know.

Speaker 7 (32:35):
I do.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Whether I'm deserving it of it or not, you know,
that's another question, but I do.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
I'm sensing imposters and drome. Tom. How long have you
been feeling like this?

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Probably my you know? Do we want to get into
it so, you know, last six years old?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Maybe if we had a longer interview, Tom, I do
understand that you're in here because your Small Town Scandal
podcast has been turned into a TV show and if
I'm right in saying the podcast actually won some awards
and did quite well last year, was.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
It it was last year. Yeah, so one podcast of
the Year and comedy podcast, So I believe was that crazy?

Speaker 4 (33:10):
What are you?

Speaker 3 (33:11):
It was crazy? It was crazy.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Also I wasn't here for it. I wasn't here to
receive the award. So the whole thing was just this
abstract kind of vibe, right that my producer had to
kind of collect it. But yeah, it's incredible.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Because have you I'm not familiar with your podcast background.
Was that your first kind of full blown podcast that
you've been a part of.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Yes, it was my very first one. So I've done
so many guests on interview ones. And the producer of
the Wonderful Sam Collins, was like, pitch me your podcast ideas.
He thought I was going to do like either a
comedy one or like a chatty one. And I was like, right,
I've got this idea. I can't even remember that Tom,
that Tom of yesteryear pitching this idea where I was
going to do a parody podcast, true crime podcast where

(33:52):
I'm playing awfully characters. That was a different person, right, Okay,
but I pitched it and he said let's do it,
and then it happened.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Yeah, Because and how does it feel like obviously Pugs
and I and Muggie as well. We work our asses
off in radio and slogwa with the podcast. We haven't
really got many awards, and then you've sort of just
come and well half wal Waltston. You did Waltz until
I saw it. I do more of a fox trot.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
Actually, I didn't even accept the awards.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Didn't accept the award.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Doesn't care it.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
I did a grape vine in right, Okay, accepted the award.
How do I feel about that? Look, my imposters. You
know I'm suffering from imposter syndrome, so that's kind of
taken over. So I don't think I'm smugging anyway.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Right, Okay, I can't imagine you're being smug.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Actually, whenever I get smug, it happens. Occasionally something comes
along the universe. Just throw something at me.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah right, okay, boom. But your podcast has now been
turned into a TV show thanks to Sky Originals The
Zealand on air as well. Is it the same story
of the podcast or have you tweaked it?

Speaker 3 (34:54):
It's been tweaked by necessity and also has been tweaked,
so it's a little bit more surprising for everyone that's
listening to don't you don't work at all?

Speaker 4 (35:02):
You don't know it?

Speaker 3 (35:03):
All the highlights are from and then too, And we've
got a whole new cast as well.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah right, okay, because and did you stick with the
forty characters? Because that is a lot of characters to
do voices of, But it's even harder to act and
remember how their mannerisms and all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
So I'm not so We've got a cast of other people,
So I'm just playing the lead in the TV show.
We talked about it, but it was just be a
logistical noteman of having the whole whole crew sitting around
while I get my prosthetics and I work on Yeah exactly,
Let's just get someone else to play those roles.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Right, That's probably a good idea because I was picturing
you trying to have to play forty different characters. The
Natti Professor, you know, I mean, and Eddie Murphy. He's
obviously the goat of playing different characters, but he only
plays a maximum of six, you.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Know, he does, but he does do dinner, he does
do dinner scenes.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
But everyone, yeah exactly, which is just cutting edge film.
We'll be back with more. Tom Sainsbury after some Guns.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Roses The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Guns Roses on The Darkey Big Show. It is Wednesday afternoon,
the seventeenth of December twenty twenty five, and earlier today
I came in a little early to have a chat
with beloved comedian Tom Sainsbury, who's got his podcast which
is a small Town Scandal and it has been turned
into a TV show. We now continue that fantastic chat
right now, Tom Sainsbury. What's next for Tom Sainsbury?

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Next? So twenty three? Good question? Next year twenty three?
Sex is all about me and a microphone all over
Australia and New Zealand and the UK.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
So lots of live touring right UK as well?

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Is that the you've been to the UK before and
done that?

Speaker 3 (36:44):
I've never been. I've been to the UK, but I've
never performed there.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Wow, how does that feel? Because certainly for me personally,
the UK and comedy is like the mecca of comedy?

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Is that the same for you?

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (36:55):
You got a terrified look.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
We're keeping out so I've got someone to taking care
of it, but we're keeping you know. It's you know,
ninety seat one hundred and twenty seat venues, so it
will keep it. But also when you've got an online presence,
you can work out how many people are kind of
watching weird people live and then you take all the
information you sell it to a big pharmaceutical companies. You
make a whole bit of money over there.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
So you make most of your money and sort of
selling people's data.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
But you can work out who lives in the UK
and you can kind of target.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Then you're right, and so do you have quite a
UK following them? Because I've seen the breakdown of my
videos of like oh thirty people watched, twelve of them
were in Australia.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
You know, so you can, but you don't know, like
I imagine that three caurism and the just expect kiwis.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Yeah right, okay, so you'd be leading into the expact
community a wee bit, I think so, yeah, right, Tom
Sainsbury Mike Minogue, you worked with him in the past
on Wellington Paranormal. He can't be with us presently, but
he did write me a question to ask you. Yes, Tom,
when it comes to the podcast, did you find it
easier to play forty different characters because you're so two
faced in real life.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
I want to say, yeah, yeah, good physical good question.
He knows me, man, he knows me, he knows me
so well. And the answer is sadly yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Are you going to do it another season of the podcast?
Like looking back at how much work it was to
do all the voices and.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Stuff, it's I am definitely gunning. There's an idea. I'm
a really good idea of course for the fourth season.
Yeah right yeah, so hopefully.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah right, okay, and it is it like obviously because
I know you've had you know, you've had different people
working on Adam Pormatter who works for the ACC for
a while he's now left. You know, it was quite
an editing juggle, like in terms of production.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
So they so I just come in and record the
voices and then the record you know, the sound engineer
has to kind of take everycent because because I just
do a character at a time, so they have to
kind of cut out he really little bit of dialogue
and put it together and put all this bells and
whistles on it. So it's massive Adam genius.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Yeah, he did a bloody good job there. Once again.
Tom Sainsbury's new show Small Town Scandal. It's officially debuting
on TV TV screens across New Zealand thanks to Sky
New Zealand Originals. It's going a premiere on Neon Sky
Comedy on Monday, the ninth of February at eight thirty pm.
Anything else you'd like to say before people watch it?

Speaker 4 (39:22):
There?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Tom, You can also listen to the three seasons of
the podcast on iHeartRadio Boom.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
That's how you do it, Tom Sainsbury, thank you so
much for joining us on The Hudcky Big Show.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Thank you for having me.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in weekdays at four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
That's right, it is the Hudarcky Big Show for Wednesday,
December seventeenth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
It's almost Christmas.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
What bells?

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Good stuff?

Speaker 7 (39:49):
Hey.

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(40:18):
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I give myself over this break?

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Speaker 4 (41:03):
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Speaker 4 (41:14):
That's too joyful?

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Ah?

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It to the Reburger.

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my family sits down and indulges in a sort of
last Supper style set.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
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Speaker 1 (41:30):
We spread it all out on the table there and
we sort of sit it all in a line and
just eat Reburger, Yes, and just discuss the fact that
it is crave worthy street food and it's freshly made.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
So we've been doing that for about ten years now. Wow.
Ten years. Yeah, I hard to believe.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Yeah, yeah, which is crazy because rebeg has only been
around for like three right, guys, This queen's the Stone Age.
Yeah man, they love Reburger the.

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Whole Key Big Show weekdays from four on Radio powder.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Finger on the hod Hockey Big Show Wednesday evening with
Kezy Moggy and Old pugs Son over there, and it's
time for Moggi's Top Five. Today's Top five is the
top five podcasts we listened to in twenty twenty five.
We've already had Moggi's. If you want to hear it,
listen to the Big Show podcast, which comes out at
seventh thirty tonight Sime for Pugsunt and myself. I'll go first,

(42:22):
pug Son. Okay, the number five podcast I listened to
to this year Bloken a bar. Oh yeah, it's four
hours of rugby league chat host ever at the end
of every week. Yep, Deanan Camp over there and AUSSI
a whole lot of good analysts and stuff, just fellers
like us rugby league tragics, and you can always find
the game you want to hear about. They timestamp them

(42:43):
and you can just listen to twenty minutes to chat
on that.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
It's really good. I like that one as well.

Speaker 8 (42:47):
Kezy, thanks man, I was listening to it yesterday. Din
and Kemp knows nothing about cricket. He admits he knows
nothing about cricket. You should hear him Babylon about cricket,
like he knows something really really shocking.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Mass just let's just talk about rugby league.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Following very funny.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Next up a number four Mad Monday. Yeah sack acc
podcast that I work for self Saucer, Self Saucer didn't,
don't actually.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Absolutely cover it in your own source, actually.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Listen to it. I just thought this was a nice
opportunity to plug some of the podcasts. I'm available because
I don't listen to any podcasts other than blocking a Bar. Yes, yeah,
and my number one, Yes, don't the only podcast. Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Next up, Hucky Big Show.

Speaker 7 (43:29):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Number three? Number three? Hucky Big Show?

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Love it?

Speaker 4 (43:33):
I don't know. I actually do listen to it on occasion,
just Outroy Bits.

Speaker 8 (43:37):
Yeah I can't because I can't generally remember what we
talked ab Yeah right, sound a good look. I'm a
huge fan, very very good. Wait till you meet I
mean I've got notes.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Coming in at number two, Extremely Casual Gamers, which is
literally a video game podcast that I host. That one
New Zealand Best Entertainment Podcast award recently.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
As the New Zealand Podcast Awards, which is it's pretty amazing.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
I listened to that on iHeart Radio.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
So good. Do you actually listen to it?

Speaker 7 (44:06):
No?

Speaker 4 (44:06):
I don't get good.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
No, sometimes I do if I have to sort of
catch up on what we talked about last year. But
check it out. I feel like video games my number
one podcast. I listened to this, Yeah, I listened to
it on iHeart Radio. It's just the Hamers and Andy podcast.
Yeah yeah, okay from over in Australia. They just radio
icons that I've listened to for years and years and
years out one of the reasons I got into radio, Yes,
and I like a lot of their philosophies and radio,

(44:28):
and they just do a really entertaining weekly podcast.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
They're an institution at this point. Those two love them
to bits. Nice man, your point. Here we go bang
out the Gate. Number five extremely casual gamers. Really with
old Kezy. I don't listen to any podcasts. I love
this one and I listened to it on iHeart Radio.
I've been on it a couple of times. I've been
lucky enough to join the Fellers and fell it there

(44:52):
and yeah, really love it. Love gaming, love the chat
and also your guys dynamic. It's great.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Thanks.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
Number four Hoicky Big Show. I produced that podcast Wow
and You on iHeart Radio. I listened to it back
sometimes if we've had a really funny chat that day. Also,
just like to check in sometimes on how it's sounding.
The consistent I work really hard on the consistency and stuff,
so it's nice to check in with it.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
You're a perficion try to try to since you've come aboard.
The perfection of our podcast is next level. Everything sounds great.
It content's a bit off, but the way it's all
put together is excellent.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
Thank you hitting into number three now the Arinz.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Morning Report really wow.

Speaker 6 (45:31):
Yeah, I love you know, getting my news from a
trusted source such as that, and they do really good,
bite sized catch up podcasts, and they also do an
Essentials Report, which is just like everything. I listened to
that on our radio obviously, but it's just a good
way for me to keep in touch with the world
with some what I mean, they might not be your
trusted news source, but.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Any other radio station, competing radio station podcast you want
to plug.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Or what's that? Just the big Show?

Speaker 6 (45:57):
And I just listened on iHeart Radio and number two
is All the Right Movies.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
They're the guys that did that Fellowship of the Ring podcast.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
It's just basically five massive movie nerds, just a bunch
of mates, and they all sound really really British, and
they all sound like they've been friends for a billion years,
and they sound like they've gone from a bar talking
about films and like found a podcast studio and they
just do they research the ship out of every movie.
They do that an hour to two and a half hours.
And I've learned a lot about movies and filmmaking from

(46:25):
that po Right Movies Listen, Yeah, you get that.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Man, what's that all the right? Do you guys want
to hear my number one?

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Now you go on?

Speaker 6 (46:39):
You guys might know it's Brook and Connor Maker podcast.
I've just been listening to them for years now. The
teammates that just started, they had a good dynamic, and
some other podcast guys put them together in a studio
and now they're just it's like listening to till of
your mates. Contagious laughter is my favorite thing about listening.
If you can make me laugh with your laughter, I'll
get around here, la based Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Ready to go.

Speaker 6 (47:01):
They're just they've got that humor of like, you know,
they don't pretend to know anything about anything.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
And yeah, what's it called again? Man?

Speaker 6 (47:08):
The number one? Yeah, Brock and Connor make a podcast.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
I'm going to look at that right now. Man, I'm
going to review that. I'm probably on Friday at some point.

Speaker 6 (47:15):
Okay, Yeah, and now they're getting in jokes and stuff.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
It's really good.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Of course, all of our number one podcasts are The
Hidarky Big Show and we listen to them all on iHeartRadio,
which is really great.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
We love it.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
The Huriarchy Big Show weekdays from four on radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
It is the Hidarky big show tune there from the
Butthole Surfers.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
So good, great album that one if you haven't heard it,
really yeah, really good. Larry Land, right.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
What era are they from?

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Nineties?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
And were you around when they started up.

Speaker 8 (47:44):
I don't know if I was around when they start up,
but when this seminal album came out, which was that one,
I was definitely around, which we want to have been
ninety three to ninety four, but after that.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Now you listen to them again, this seminary opinion, this
Seminal Butthole surfer Our.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Seminal Butthole that's right, Keysy, I'm as you go.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
No, I was sorry.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
I was just going to ask what the reception was
to that band name coming into the world, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 8 (48:08):
I don't know if I was around for when it fit.
I mean obviously everyone thought it was pretty funny. They
came out nineteen eighty one.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Oh wow, there you go.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
That's ages ago.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
They've been around for a long whole Yeah.

Speaker 8 (48:19):
Electrically, yeah, it was a good album, good, good bloody album.
Tell you what look Retired.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Little Bonus, Deep Dive into the Butthole sur surfers there.
But right now we're going to pivot and do a
best of the Big Show moment a Pugs, what have
you got for us today?

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Buddy? What you got me?

Speaker 6 (48:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Man bugs bugyo me guys.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
I'm keeping in the spirit of the time of year here,
the first of season, and this is Hooty jizz bought yeah,
because we.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Miss them so much. To get a bit of just
a little bit of the jizz.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
And he still say rush please. He wrote a Christmas palm.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
As I was saying, I was as sick as a
dog last night, pounding headache, sore throat, feverish, numb from
the waist down, chat pan at my pants, dribbling all
over the place. And often when I get into that
state monogia, I find it a very creative state to
actually be in, and it brings out the best in

(49:12):
me somewhere because it's like I'm in so much pain and.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
You know, I keeping show with four on radio just interrupted.

Speaker 8 (49:24):
It's a heightened state. You're closer to the you're closer
to the artistic plane.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
Yes, it's a delirium.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
Yeah, it's like when I wrote that Poe that poem
in Koobla Khan, one of the famous poems. But I'd
like to share that with you, if I, If I might,
the poem that I wrote last night.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Are you listening?

Speaker 5 (49:50):
He's tuned out. Last Christmas, I gave you my heart Christmas,
the very next day you gave it away. This year,
to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very
next day you gave it away.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
You've already read this one.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Oh that? Oh yeah, god, I see. Well that's the
first verse. Once bitten and twice shy. I keep my distance,
but you still catch my eye. Tell me, baby, do
you recognize me? Well, it's been a year. It doesn't
surprise me. Happy Christmas. I wrapped it up, and can

(50:37):
you guys shut up when I'm doing this? Happy Chris?
Can we stop please? Or I'll start again?

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Can you start again?

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Happy Christmas? I wrapped it up and sent it with
a note saying I love you. I meant it now.
I know what a fool I've been. But if you've
kissed me now, I know you'd fool me again. Oh
oh oh baby. A crowded room, friends with tired eyes

(51:15):
I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice. My god,
I thought you were someone to rely on me. I
guess I was your shoulder to cry on. Yeah, a
face on, a lover with a fire in his heart,
a man under cover. But you tore me apart. Oh

(51:36):
oh no, I found real love. You'll never fool me again.
Oh man, wait, oh oh oh baby.

Speaker 8 (51:50):
Man, that was really good. That's sort of about. That's
sort of about. It's almost a tragedy, isn't it. A
love tragedy? Been in love and then a full in
a part and then you get sort of better and
twisted and horrible, and then you're sort of a real
bastard to them.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
I think there was like a revenge passion there as well.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Yeah, hot and then hot. Yeah what I mean you think?

Speaker 1 (52:12):
I mean you wrote the poem?

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Wow. Sometimes it's it's hard to decipher exactly what the
lines mean keys.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
But you wrote them.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
Yeah, but I mean they come from a poetic place.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
That's right. You're you're really just a lightning rod. It
just passes through you.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
I'm a conjurit will you thank you?

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Because there's a bit in there about people were in
tight eyes yeah, yeah, I like that.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Yeah, thanks man.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
How'd you come up with that?

Speaker 1 (52:36):
But yeah, you can catch more best of the Big
Show wherever you get your podcasts from every show we've
ever done, which is weird.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
And we'll be doing more and more beast. But as
the week goes on.

Speaker 9 (52:46):
Right, okay, you were going to double up to you,
there's going to be plenty on Friday if you're looking
for best but tune and Friday it's going to be
the best Breakfast Android Big Show.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yes, ever, I wouldn't know on annual leave what are
we going into? You hear the punksnoies?

Speaker 2 (53:03):
The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Well that is the Hierarchy Big Show done a dusted
for Wednesday, the seventeenth of December twenty twenty five. We've
also got a bonus podcast outrow which we recorded before
the show today that comes out at seven thirty pm.
What is today's clip about punksan? This clip, titled by
Big Dilly, is called chicken Stuff Everything really tight, cup

(53:39):
of Tea's.

Speaker 6 (53:39):
I've only need one pair of shorts, i only need
one pair of lungs and then like a rain jacket.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
I think I wouldn't you have two pairs of shorts.

Speaker 6 (53:48):
I only owned two pieces of shorts, So that was that, right,
I've actually got these ones are wearing now, and then
my pedagonia right on.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Will you save your chicken for just connies?

Speaker 6 (54:01):
I would laugh at that if I hadn't just said that,
I'm just want to do carry.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
On, yeah, just so that you can just free up
your chicken just for connies.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
So do you guys get them over there?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
So it was Pogson discussing he's going to a big
Connee festival in Vietnam next year and he's just wondering
how to sort of run his bags. And we got
to the bottom of it, A Pogson, what's that we got?
We got to the bottom of it, man, Pugs, Thanks.

Speaker 6 (54:28):
For the hell man by the way, Yeah, no, I
really appreciate the advice because just because I know you're
so well traveled Kezy, and you're always going on about
your travel. So I was like, you know what I'll do,
I'll go to my old bake Kez.

Speaker 8 (54:38):
There was a lot of advice coming from Kezy to
the point where I actually thought Keezy had been to Vietnam.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
That's right.

Speaker 8 (54:44):
So I said when did you go? And he said,
I've never been. Yes, but I've done a lot of research,
and in fact you had because you knew the names
of loops and ship from walks.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Yeah. Because I ended up going to Cambodia after doing
research because of the difference in temperature at a certain
time of year, I wanted to go. It was to
be cold, right, I planned a whole trip and then
my wife was like, nah.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
Too cold, too cold. So then I get behind that.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
But I really want to go to Vietnam. I've heard
it's great from Jase. Yeah, and I hope the conneye
fist over there is good.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
What are you up to Tonightkeezy probably be googling the
Connie fist Man. What's it called against?

Speaker 8 (55:19):
You thought you were changing the subject.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Con conn that's actually great. I am tonight eating lamb chops.
I am tonight eating lamb chops. I am tonight eating
lamb chops because we're at the point where we're leaving
for to go down south this week.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Your way through the food.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
The shettest food available in the fridge, and I'm just
making stuff. Lamb chops will left over all potatoes. Maybe
what are you doing? I'll be watching that Connie festival
dot what's it calling? That's gonna be great well.

Speaker 8 (55:56):
And that's the thing is you're taking your own connies
over there, aren't you. So it's going to be vit
con here.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Vick conn here. It's good.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
You like that, man. I think we're gonna do half
a dozen breaks on it.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
It for breaking, man, because I was thinking of going
to harsh Long Bay, hush long back. Now you're getting
raced alright. See tomorrow at four by