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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hotaking Big Show thanks to crape Worthy street food
freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's time to go over size.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
This is the biggest, biggest, the biggest, It's just the
biggest big show.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
With Jason Hoys, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Hello New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
Hi, it's Friday Morning, The Maggie Morning New Zealand Pugs.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Sorry, yeah, it's cy Kesey talking me. Do my little
spiel Fowlers. Come on, it's a Hello.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
It's Friday, the nineteenth of December twenty twenty five, and
you are listening to the Hudaky Breakfast Show, brought to
you by Bunning's Trade.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Get Christmas wrapped up with Bunning's train. It's Bunning strolled.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Ah yeah, And Mogi, it's Friday morning. We're up early
that we usually are. Man, But I'll tell you what
you look brand new man? What's your secret?

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Wow? No sleep? Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
I was so nervous about doing breakfast because breakfast is
the jewel and the radio crown. It really is so
so nervous. I just I really couldn't sleep. So I've
been awake for a long time and I couldn't wait
to get in. He I mean I'm absolutely frothy. Am
I tired?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yes? It's early, a it is early, you're right? Have
you noticed that? Yeah, it's kind of weird because I'm like,
I'm always in the studio. Yeah, but not this early.
It's still a bit dark, weird. Yeah, Pugs, Huh how
are you this morning? Man? You look great?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Thanks, Keezy, I'm pretty tired. Fellas, it's quite early. Yeah,
if you hadn't sort of sleeping on that. Yeah, I
mean sometimes it's dark when we leave the studio when
we're doing drive Fellas years, but it's dark at the
start now. But go figure you know what I mean? Crazy,
huge show coming up, don't we, Mogi. Most of it's

(02:07):
going to be chatting about how tired we are a
little later on. By the way, we're gonna do what's
on the breakfast with me? Keyzy's coming in.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, three four eight three.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Feel free to sin through what you're having for breakfast
this morning, and we'll dish out some Bunnings vouchers? Am
I right in saying, Pugs? We've got a ten thousand
dollars Bunnings voucher to give away.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
We got five of.

Speaker 7 (02:24):
Them, sorry, five ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
That's right? Is that right? Yeh, that's what I was
told Breakfast prizes. Brother, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
Crazy in five thousand is it ten five thousand?

Speaker 5 (02:34):
So it's my bed, So ten five thousand dollars Bunnings
vouchers and we just and they give that every morning, Mogi.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
They just give them away, mate, They get all the
good stuff. What can I say?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Radiohead the best kind.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
It is the Hidarky Big Show covering the Breakfast Show
for Friday morning. And if anyone's just joined us, and
I'm thinking, what the hell, man, who's what's going on here?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Hang about you know about what happened there, Moogi?

Speaker 6 (03:03):
Yeah, people are fuman obviously because normally you wake up.
Have you got to wake up to Jeremy Wells every morning,
you'd be pretty happy?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah, totally. But you think you roll over in Minasia,
roll back over Jerry, oh.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, and then you look in front check it out
there working up to us.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yeah, old hay fever kezy, Yeah, I do have. Oh
that's what you call the old.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
Cheesy pegs in the Ricana cheese even worse than the
morning not imagine the pack.

Speaker 7 (03:35):
So this is a new thing where apparently I smell
like cheese.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Well, look, it's not a new thing. It's a thing
that we've decided to finally bring up with you to me, brother,
and I love cheese. Yeah, that's all.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
I like it. I really like the fact that.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
You cheese, man. But people are wondering why we hear
those fellas.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yes, what happened? We lost a bit, didn't we That's right.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
So it's pretty unique situation. Well, the losing is in
a unique situation with had one bet with breakfast this
year where you guys played golf, you lost. We had
to do breakfast, then we did.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
That was the relay. It was the relay, and then
we did the relay. Sorry, and that was that.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
There was a bet attached to that which we lost,
which was to do breakfast. The one that for the
first game of golf was for a steak dinner, which
we got away with because we took mania away to
Magic Ground.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Then we had another game of golf just recently, and
when I say we, I mean you, Keasey and Jays
lost that one by one stroke. So here we are.
We're back doing Breakfast again without Hoody Jew's bot.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Yeah, so Jays hasn't shown up. He's a coward, he
doesn't pay his dues. Yes, he's a shocking basket. But
in terms of the bet that we had, what we
didn't realize and Houghty j admitted this. He thought it
was going to be me and him versus Jerry and
and it was me him and two winners who were
great up against Jerry and I with two winners and

(04:54):
one of whom apparently was just a freak.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Right. They still only won by one, But fair is fair.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
We are here covering Breakfast and we're gonna do a
bloody good job, so much so that the regular Breakfast
listeners won't actually want Jerry and and I back.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
I mean, what's what's odd about that is that because
I wasn't there when the golf was on, I came
later and you guys surprised me with the result. And
when I say a surprise, yeah, I mean we said
it to you live on air and you weren't surprised.
But when they were, when they were telling you, guys,
are we going to include that include these guys who

(05:29):
you don't care if you beat or not, but you
really want to beat the guys from breakfast, and that's
where the competition lies. Did you think about saying, no,
we'll just make it, We'll just count our own shots
and just make it, make it about this, or did
you think, actually this might work in our favorite.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
To be honest, we didn't think.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
I did think, well, it's a bit weird for the
comp but I also thought these winners they were quite
excited about the fat and nervous that they had to
help us win, right, And so I thought that was
quite funny.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
You know.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
The one of the big the guys on our side
was a big failure. He stood up there at the
first tea, was like freaking out. He's like, oh God,
I hope I don't lose this for the big show.
Have the capa brecky.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
So I think for entertainment purposes, absolutely, it was fine.
And I had nothing on this morning. Man, didn't you
stoke to be here? Can you put something on now? Though?

Speaker 6 (06:12):
But well this is the other thing and we haven't
well maybe we'll talk about it next, but I didn't
come into the studio today solo. This has been a
huge intrusion on my life. I didn't even play the game,
but I am here paying the debt. Yeah, honoring the
promise made. Where the hell is houghdy J? What an asshole?

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I didn't play. I honor it. Where is he? I
can care?

Speaker 7 (06:36):
I also didn't play the game, but I was there,
you are and here I am.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Yeah, so we we've all fronted up as Hoidy J
going to maybe he's listening to this right now and
he's thinking I'll show them.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
I will, but I doubt it. He hates our station.
That's right.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
The hurd Achy Big Show with Mike and Key tune
in week days at four on Radio hod I.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Can the first hosted by The Hockey Big Show. But
a green day for your Friday morning. There, it's time for.

Speaker 8 (07:04):
This the history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Timarule.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Hosting breakfast means we get to delve into their amazing segments.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Mogi. Yeah, we're very fortunate.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
The question has always been how are we going to
fill up two shows on one day? But we get
to sort of play off the can I say amazing content?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
So this is a sort of it's revolutionary stuff. They
sort of take today's day and then go back a
few years and just say what happened on this date
in the street.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Did you know that on this day in history eighteen.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Forty three, Yes, Dickens, Charles Dickens officially published a Christmas carol.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Yeah, for the first time, Holy after Christmas. That's a
good time to get it out, just in time for Christmas.
Smart marketing from him.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
It is, of course, the classic story of Ebenezer Scrooge,
his redemption and his mcduk No, no, no, Ebene's a
Scrooge mcdark.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
That's that's a different thing.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
I think last name hot Ebenezer Scrooge McDuck.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Hoyt.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yeah, I don't think. I think we're getting a few
things mixed up here. You're getting dog squad mixed up
with s duk tails.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Another classic.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
But it did come out on this day, eighteen forty three,
which is bloody interesting. Something else that's very interesting, guys.
On this day in nineteen ninety eight, the US House
of Representatives impeached President Bill Clinton.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
They did, yeah, amazing, because of course.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
He he made love, well he didn't, actually, according to
herm he didn't. But he met a young lady called
an intern at the White House Monica Lewinsky. Yeah, and
he denied ever having had an affair with her.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah. It was found to have been lying after a
stain was discovered on miss Lewinsky's dress, a stain made
by Bill Clinton Bill Clinton stain. Yes, Yeah. They charged
him with perjura, an obstruction of justice. That's right.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
He was at the second of a US president to
be impeached. However, he was acquitted by the Senate in
January of ninety nine.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
He was interesting stuff on This Day, Fellers.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
In nineteen ninety seven, James Cameron's Titanic hit theaters became
one of the highest grossing movies.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Of all time.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
You know, Leonardo DiCaprio hasn't seen that, really, he hasn't
watched it since really.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
He did one of those Actors on Actors' Interviews with
Jenny Yes, Yes, that's right, and she asked him and
he did he say, why, No, he doesn't tend to
watch stuff he's in.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
I don't think really, because he's in everything that would
be really annoying.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I'm sure he watches some stuff, but that one hasn't
gone back. Roan Atkinson doesn't watch anything he's in either, really. Yeah,
I can understand that because he's sort of watching it.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Go, oh my god, it look like such a manas. Yeah,
do you watch anything you'urin? Morgi? Ah much anymore? Man?

Speaker 6 (09:55):
But I got to get those numbers up for talkback
on TV and Z plus so I can trug you
a second season? What was that talkback TV and Z plus.
It's a show that hoody Jiz Botton I made, right
and what's it? Talk back talk?

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Where can I watch that? You can watch it on
TV and Z and plus Pugs and you can watch
it too again TVs plus Pugs. I've watched the hell
out of that. Anyway.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
That is your day wrapped up today tomorrow to Maru?

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Is that how they sort of finished? How they do it?
I don't know, I don't. I don't listen to the show,
do you not? Neither?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
The Hierarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Tune in on Powderfinger for your Friday morning. It is
the Hidarcky Breakfast with Kezy, Maggie and Pugsna.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
Yeah, man, fellas, I've got a bony pick, I've got
a bowler pick.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Look here we are.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
We find ourselves doing Breakfast as a result of a
bit being lost. And I don't blame you, Keezy, and
I don't blame jas for going out there and losing
that game of golf against the breakfast. I don't blame
you at all. It was a team effort. Yeah right, yea.
But I guess the bone that I've got to pick

(11:08):
is here. I am at whatever time it is in
the morning, got up at five o'clock, do a bit
of prep. But I've had to bring my daughter. And
you can see my daughter.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Over making good use of the lazy boy at school holidays,
so she has had to come in.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
And you know, it's a bit of a sacribe, but
it's a bit of a pain in my ass. I
have to deal with that. I had to wake her
up to get her here, so she's here. So she's
here as well. She would normally be asleep at this time.
But because of the promises made, the bet made, and
the fact that you have to you have to be
a man of your.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Word, I'm here.

Speaker 6 (11:45):
Yeah, and my daughter has to pay a little bit
of the price for that. And yet the elephant in
the room, ironically, given his stature as that of a mouse,
is that Hoydy J couldn't be.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Here and the size of his honker ah, yeah, true,
I've said it wash his own back using the spray
from his honker, just like an elephant as well.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
It's great, I know what you're saying Megi And and
of course we have had a word to management and
they've agreed that Moggie Minogi can put a time to
slip on good So she'll be getting paid for four
hours today.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
I believe it is. What's her rate again one shift?
We haven't we still haven't negotiated, waiting for them to
come back to me.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Yeah right, okay, I can imagine it's substantial, so that's
not cheap. That's going to take a hell of a
chunk out of Hurduky's budget. Yeah, man, you know for
next year. Absolutely, And Haughty J hasn't fronted up. If
you could say anything to Houghty J right now, what
would it be?

Speaker 4 (12:36):
How do you look at yourself in the mirror?

Speaker 8 (12:38):
Man?

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Yeah? I know he's got a little still that he
stands on. Pugs. Is anything you'd like to say to
hodij No? I think that's something that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hodk there's.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
The Huducky break first for your Friday Morning with Keesy
Moggi and pugsn and Fellers. A bit of an interesting
thing that happened that sort of pops up this time
of year every year in my household, the keezy household,
is that we usually have a Christmas tree and we
go to decorate the Christmas tree, and my wife is
running with a kind of a cool gold and silver
bables and silver gold and silver ballble so like gold bables, yes,

(13:19):
and then silver like there's a few special ones which
are silver. And then at the top there's not a
star on top of the tree, there's a heart. So
we're running a gold and silver ball ball with a heart.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
I can't tell you. So you said that, yeah, Now
this is what happened in my head has got nothing
to do with me. A word just popped into my head.
I can't say it, but just when you said that
with the heart on the top, this word just went
bang in my brain.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
I had nothing to do with it. Would I be
offended by it? Probably? That's why I can't say it right.
I just went bang.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
I did my brain did what is it rhyme with
I can't say, oh no.

Speaker 9 (14:03):
So the issue we have, the issue we have, Logie,
is that the issue we have is that we're not
we're not allowed tinsel.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Yeah right, yeah, the issue she's like, no, not allowed tinsel.
Apparently tinsel's tachy. Now she allowed the heart on top though. Yeah,
the heart on top is fine. That's not tacky. That's
not tachy. No, hard on top. I don't think so.
Tinsil though, She says it makes the Christmas tree look
a bit and it's just because there's too much going
on in her opinion. Yeah, it's too over stimulating. Yeah

(14:41):
it is. It is. Yeah, it is techy. Okay, it's
kind of a It is a core part of a
Christmas tree. I love it and I love the I
love getting it out and sort of weaving it around,
the weave it around. No, they're tinsil, Moogie, you're.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
A shocking I'm going over old Kezy's place for Christmas.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Oh God, just going All right, let's go to some ds.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
The hold Aky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hold Aki.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
It's time to go over size.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
This is not the biggest, biggest, the Biggest. It's the Biggest,
Big Big.

Speaker 8 (15:22):
Show with Jason Howicks, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Good Morning New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
It's seven oh one Friday, the nineteenth of December twenty
twenty five. You're listening to The Big Show. Man, sounds
so good?

Speaker 4 (15:41):
How good? Is It's so good? Mogi?

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Hey, Hey, By the way, the Big Show in the
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Speaker 4 (15:52):
Banning's Trade. It's got a real ring to it, Bunning's Trade.

Speaker 6 (15:59):
Ve just those things that's from assuming are a Pugs
specialty and don't normally get played on Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
That's a kind of.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
Vibe we bring though, so start we're thinking about starting
a petition. Maybe the Big Show comes over and takes
over break takes over Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
What do you reckon? Yeah? I think it's a good
idea of fellas and.

Speaker 10 (16:23):
Great to be here. Great to see your faces again, Hi, Jase,
good fell here. He is nice of you to show up.

Speaker 9 (16:29):
Man.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
What's that about. Let's just say some pressure was applied from.

Speaker 10 (16:34):
Various sources and old Hoody Jay had to fly back
from Spain.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
I was in Spain.

Speaker 10 (16:43):
You guys have been talking about Europe and I simply mass, yes,
so here I am.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
That is that?

Speaker 8 (16:48):
How you've been doing the show?

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Is it okay? I've been having great feedback on three
for it, have you? That's good stuff? Man in Spain?
Were you all over the place? Really, it's a massive country.
Been gone for like five days.

Speaker 8 (17:01):
I know.

Speaker 10 (17:02):
The funny thing is it took me three days to
get back as well. Yeah, you know, buddy, transit and
all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
If you're flying into the wind at this time.

Speaker 8 (17:10):
Yeah, well you're flying against the flow, you see so much?

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (17:14):
Yeah, yeah, how you fellas gone?

Speaker 4 (17:17):
You're good? Yeah, we've been great, pretty good man the
last day of course. Yeah, how good.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
So yeah, it's a shame you went here for the
first hour of the show, Jason. I hope you went
tuning in on the drive in. Some words were said,
but I don't think he's meant.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
All of them. It was mostly Pugs and unfortunately he's
now in studio be again.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
So yeah, it's really interesting.

Speaker 10 (17:37):
Actually, when I walked into the studio, the look of
disappointment on Pugs's face, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
I was like I thought Pug Pugs will be like,
hoiy Jay, so good to see your mate. No, no,
but he was what you doing? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (17:52):
It was like, oh, what are you doing here?

Speaker 4 (17:55):
I guess I've got to go back to Studio B.

Speaker 10 (17:57):
Yeah, dragged is so back into Studio B.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodchy Friends.

Speaker 10 (18:07):
Ferdinand there on the Radio Hodiky Big Show doing the
Breakfast Show.

Speaker 8 (18:11):
This Friday morning.

Speaker 10 (18:12):
The time fellows eleven minutes past seven o'clock.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
That's right, if you just joined us, it's been myself,
Moggi and Pugsan on Brickey this morning and all week.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
In fact, the.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
Original reason we're actually covering breakfast we lost the bets.
We lost a game of golf. Durim and I get
the day off for the final day of the year.
We have to come in and cover Hoidy. Jay's been
on holiday all week. But you've showed up today, Jayson.
Now we're late, but you're here anyway. Why is that?

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Why this is.

Speaker 10 (18:38):
Such a setup. Look, I'll tell you what happened. I
played golf during the week, Mogi with old Kezy. He
wasn't he should have been in tears it was an
embarrassment to the golf.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Is this what you're doing to do specifically for this reason?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
No.

Speaker 10 (18:58):
What happened was I was chatting to Keysy on the
golf course there and he said to me that Old
Pugs and Mogie were having to do the breakfast show
because he had a day off as well, or a
day in lou or whatever you call it, and so
he was going to take that day off.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
And I thought that was hilarious.

Speaker 10 (19:16):
So anyway, I was talking to my wife about it,
and my wife went, oh, that's really mean, and I
was like, what do you mean it's mean? And she said, well,
you can't just let Pugs and old Mogie do the
show by themselves.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
That you guys lost the bit.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
He didn't even play.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
And I was like, whose side are you on here?

Speaker 10 (19:36):
And then I get a message from Keesy yesterday and
our little private chat where we mostly talk about golf.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
To be honest, Mogie and he said, let me let
me let me read the message. Yes, so was it
the last day for you? Feelers?

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Asking about it today? It's like yep for me, yes, No,
that was you asking you about it yesterday. Originally asking about
yesterday last day for me. And then he goes and
Mike Pugs are doing breakfast on Friday, and I said, yep,
unless you want to come in and join them, and
then I'll come in too, but I don't mind.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
And he goes, that's hilarious, And that was all that
was disgusting about it. But my wife did the same thing.
She said, that's really mean.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
It's a lot of pressure to put on Pugs, an
who works his bloody ass off.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
Wow, I think I think we're under a ustimating Pegs.
I mean, I like, it's kind words, but Pugs is
a professional over there. Yeah. In fact, he is a
professional because he's going to be doing exactly that this afternoon.
So if you guys are that worried about him, I'm
assuming we're going to see you this afternoon for the
Drive show as well.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
Oh shit, No, I mean, like, I just think him
doing two shows in one day is a lot, right,
That's what my wife was saying.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
That's very different. I've got to be honest with your fellows.

Speaker 10 (20:48):
I was still undecided, despite my wife's disgust at me. Yeah,
and then I was tossing and turning and beer last night.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
The sweat was pissing off for me. Yeah. I was
fully nude, of course, and I woke up this morning
and I went all right.

Speaker 10 (21:06):
But also the reason I was in at seven because
that's when Keys he told me to come in because
I thought it was from seven till nine, So he
sort of stitched me up there as well.

Speaker 8 (21:15):
I know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
I just tho it'd be funny if we slagged you
off for an hour. Quite well, Yeah, it has worked
really well. Here's a text on three four eight three?
Is this pre recorder? Is Jase? Actually there are any
of you guys? Actually there? I demand proof. There you go.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
That should be proof enough. Yeah, except for the people
that didn't write that text.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah. Yes, Queen's of the stone a tape.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
By the way, keep those tics coming in for what's
on the Breakfast New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
I'll be reading those out soon for.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodiarky.

Speaker 8 (21:43):
Queens of the Stone Age.

Speaker 10 (21:44):
Here on the radio, hold akee Big Show doing the
Breakfast Show this rather moist Friday morning. The time eighteen
minutes past seven to three fellers.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yes, yeah, we're giving away a boat man. How good
man again as well another one. Yeah, it's a fair
fantastic boat. The entire package with seventy five thousand dollars,
a fin chase of five three five cent, a console,
mercury sixty horse four stroke, and a voyager trailer.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
We have to do is name it by texting boats
to three four eight three. Follow the link. All the
details are there. I only want the trailer. I need
a new trailer.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
A boat trailer.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
Well, yeah, I'd adapt it so I could just take
rubbish to the skip.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
So can I enter it, bend the boat and just
keep the trailer. Yeah, I think so. Okay, good, because
what you could do is you could obviously take the boat. Well,
to be honest, if it was me, i'd probably use
it the boat, yeah yeah, or you know cool?

Speaker 8 (22:37):
Is he big?

Speaker 6 (22:37):
Cool?

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Using a free boat? Yeah, a brand new boat.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
I'd probably use it or give it to a family member,
for example.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
I know my dad's always wanted a boat. Oh you
go here's yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 (22:50):
Yeah, I would do the classic Westy thing. I think
I'd just park it up in my front lawn and
just let the grass grow over it.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
One hundred percent. Then I'd never use it. Stink finger
for a name. Yes, come through, stink finger. He's not
just calling you stink fingers.

Speaker 10 (23:09):
I was thinking to myself, where did Maggie smell my fingers?

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Moist deck?

Speaker 8 (23:14):
Oh, come on, man, more of that.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Swallow hooking, gag, wake wake maker. These are these are
all ones sent in by listeners.

Speaker 10 (23:24):
By the way, Yeah, well I didn't think you were
just coming coming up with them off the top of
your head.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Geezy, Harry Ripples, meat patties, Kesey's nips, hoy boat. Oh,
that's that is good. That is good. And so you
have to do six boat to three four eight three
follow the link, name the boat and if you win it,
whatever name you put in there, that'll be written on.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
The side of the boat. That is a hell of
a prize coming up next. What's on the breakfast with me?
Dinner or whatever? It's so keep those sticks coming on
three four eight th.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hold Archy.

Speaker 10 (24:04):
He's indeed a bit of bush for your Friday morning.
Five twenty eight is what did I say? Five seven
twenty eight?

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Make you see it? This is breaking news and you
see it. Steering straight at the clock.

Speaker 10 (24:21):
I know That's the way I tell you why, fellers,
because I'm still on Spanish time, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
CC Jason has been on holiday in Spain.

Speaker 8 (24:31):
Flew back especially for you fields.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
All right, sorry guys, let me just redo this. Sorry,
this is breaking news.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Gratzy, gratsy, that's Italian all right.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Time for your latest sport headlines.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Thanks to export Ultra the beer for here, Tom Latham
and Devin Conway have posted the second highest opening partnership
in New Zealand Test cricket history. They put on three
hundred and twenty three is part of three point thirty
four for one on the opening to have the third
match against the Western He's a mounta Monganui. Conway is
one seventy eight night out his sixth Ton. Latha made
one that he said.

Speaker 6 (25:07):
I was absolutely glued to that from start to finish. Yeah,
ball bye bo oh my god. It's bloody good stuff.
Latham the idiot got out with three overs to go
play an absolute. He got one hundred and three.

Speaker 10 (25:22):
You know, I think with Latham that's his fifteenth Test century.

Speaker 8 (25:26):
That's pretty bloody and.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
Basically I think he got one in the last Test
as well. He returned to form. Yes, and I'm very
happy for Devian Conway as well, who has been in
one hour of a swamp.

Speaker 8 (25:36):
Yeah for about six years.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
England heads to the front, Keysy, he read the sports.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
England heads into day three of the Third Ashes Test
in trouble at two hundred and thirteen for eight one
hundred and fifty eight runs behind Australia's first innings.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Bloody cass be oh yeah. Captain Ben Stokes resumes on
forty five INChO for archers on thirty bloody hell.

Speaker 6 (25:59):
I was watching that as well, glued to it or
was ball by ball? Yes, Stokes has been in there
for a very very long time for a very very
poor score. He's obviously just glue of the Inians. Jose,
would that be right?

Speaker 10 (26:10):
Yeah, that'd be fair yea. I watched quite a bit
of that yesterday. It's been really disappointing the English that
they really really disappointing. And the weird thing is that
I've now decided to play kind of Test cricket again.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Yeah, and it's.

Speaker 10 (26:22):
Like, no, go out, guns blazing. If that's the way
you want to play, then play that way. But fair
dinkm to the Aussies. They bowled beautifully yesterday. True, as
much as I hate to admit it, the.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
NRL has issued breech notices to the Sydney Roosters in
relation to sealary cap overspend and the Melbourne Storm in
relation to team selection protocols.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
Well, what a shock, you know, two teams with every
pretty much every single position rammed with a superstar in
origin level or international level. Legend they're over the cap
because it's always the topic of conversation.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Keysy, Well, that's right, and they're afar to the Roosters
sell recap as a salary sombrero and they're just proving
everyone right.

Speaker 10 (27:04):
Can I just ask, wasn't it Melbourne that went over
that time and they lost the competition?

Speaker 4 (27:09):
The strip of yeah, cheating bastards, shocking bastards.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
And white cuts or bath any magic relationships. Manager Gary
Dawson wants the Netball New Zealand board.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Overhauled, but not completely.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Dawson says there should be a review of its composition,
including chairperson Matt Winnat, in the wake of CEO Jinny
Wiley's resignation. Wiley has left only weeks after Silver Fern's
coach Dame Nolin Toto's controversial standown then reinstatement.

Speaker 10 (27:34):
Well, I just want to say, what are they doing
interfering with people's relationships? What was his position again or
her position relationship advisor?

Speaker 4 (27:42):
What was that?

Speaker 5 (27:43):
I just read the words, Oh, I forget relationships manager.

Speaker 11 (27:48):
There's none of the none of their business mate. Surely
you know what I'm saying. I say, you've got to
clear the whole loight out and start again. Yeah, and
new rules as well, the whole sport. Ye longer skirts.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Wow, I mean, hey, it's just his vision for the sport. No, no,
that's fair enough.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Here's rim the Darky Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hodarky is indeed.

Speaker 10 (28:13):
The Black Crows there on the radio, hold Aankye Big
Show doing the breakfast show this Friday morning, now after
eight o'clock eight o'clock we're doing.

Speaker 8 (28:23):
The final Friday Throbber of the year.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Feelers.

Speaker 10 (28:26):
Yes, now, I thought this was all done and dusted
and Mogi took it out for the third time in
four years?

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Is it fourth and five? Fourth and five?

Speaker 10 (28:34):
Yeah, you won last year. But because I'm back today,
we've decided to do a special Friday throb Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
That's right, it'll be a one d anonymous throbber briefish show.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Listeners might not know what that is.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Basically, we each pick a song, you vote for it
by calling us on eight hundred haduky. The winner gets
a point on the scoreboard. So it'll be one hundred
percent anonymous today. That way, it's a true decider.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (28:58):
And you won't be able to tell by the songs
chosen who the persons.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
You have no idea, I reckon I could already pick
what your guys songs are bands certainly both are also,
but of Edmund, we're not doing Masterminds this morning.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
Oh damn, I know people will be furious, actually will.

Speaker 8 (29:16):
Be Yeah, there's a very you know, there's how much
money is on the line.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
I'm not sure. Basically they left fifty bucks on the disk.
We didn't know what it was for. I think they
must have been to give away, right, And we bought
coffees and stuff.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
With and pastry and past and some cities.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, plus after eight o'clock as well, Hody
Jay's got a bone to pick.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio Holdachi.

Speaker 12 (29:46):
It's the big shows Friday from Yeah, I remember.

Speaker 6 (29:56):
There's an all time classic sting thingy that we got
there and we've run there.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
For over four years. Absolutely, they some good stings. Who
made that?

Speaker 8 (30:06):
Wasn't a.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Old chucked hey fellas, What is the Friday Throbber?

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Someone's just asked here on three four eight three.

Speaker 10 (30:14):
Basically the throbber is this Usually of course we do
the afternoon show. So the idea behind it was a
really kick off your Friday afternoon going heading into the weekend.
We each choose a song, yes, then you the public
give us a call on oh eight hundred hodaki and
decide which song you want to play first of two wins.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
That is exactly right. And this time around, because it's
a tiebreaker, we don't want the vote being swung by
who the who the song has been played by. So
we're going to play three songs. Keys is going to
say song one, play it. Then he's going to say
song to play it. Then he's going to say song
three and play it. Then you guys are going to
ring up. We'll go to a song and come back
with the vote.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
That's right, one undred percent. Anonymous Throber. No comments or
I'm gonna do this in a random because it is.

Speaker 6 (30:57):
An instant cancelation. You are bad. You are tossed out
of the Throbber for this week.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Yeah, you'll be tossed out. You be tossed out, all right.

Speaker 13 (31:07):
Song number one, it's song no mon alright, that is
song number one.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
Here is song number two. Alright, so my run say

(31:50):
we had Prodigy, then that was diff Tones and here
is the third song. It's a three massive tunes. There
you decide, New Zealand give us a call on eight

(32:11):
hundred darchy. The winner of this win's the Friday Throber
for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Wow. Wow, Wow, it's the offspring.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
The Hilarchy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in four on Radio Holarcky.

Speaker 12 (32:30):
It's the Holacky Big Shows Friday throb and.

Speaker 10 (32:34):
As it turns out, fucker as it turns out, the
final one of the year. And interestingly enough, it's a tiebreaker.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
It is a tiebreaker. Mike is on fifteen wins for
the year. Jace is on fifteen wins with three asterisks
no two s.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Let me read out what the asterisks are.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Four coercing a listener playing a Pantera song with one
thousand and constantly picking the Deaftones. I'm on seven with
two asterisks for playing Freebird when it wasn't relevant to
the theme, and also bullying Mogi.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Yes, today's is one hundred.

Speaker 10 (33:12):
Percent clarify something here, I'm going to have a bone
to pick.

Speaker 8 (33:17):
But also that third one was the we're all negative.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Yeah, that's right, I'm also going to have a bone
to pick. Excellent. Can't wait for these bones to be patrandomly.
All right.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Here are the three anonymous throbbers that you'll be choosing
from today.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Here is a song number one that is the Prodigy
song number one. Here is song number.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Two that is the Difftones. There for song number two,
and here is song number three.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Comes into.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
That is Alisha Bridges song number three for the Friday
Robber Good stuff.

Speaker 8 (34:28):
Shall we go to the phone line? Fellas good eight? John?
Your mad bastard?

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Hell's live?

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Good boys?

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Are you?

Speaker 6 (34:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Good? Thanks?

Speaker 8 (34:36):
John?

Speaker 4 (34:36):
What are you running with?

Speaker 8 (34:37):
Their?

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Mate? Hey mate, We've got.

Speaker 9 (34:39):
To get this last day of work he started stuck
into the bag And now listen to a bit of Prodigy.

Speaker 10 (34:44):
Yeah, Prodigy A good stuff, good a lay your mad bastard,
how's life.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Lee? Who you're voting for? Their mate?

Speaker 1 (34:58):
I'm going to go fornumber two, hopefully.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Number two the Deft Tones.

Speaker 8 (35:05):
Mate, good a Patrick, you're mad bastard? What are you
running with? Their mate?

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Good fellows mate, I'm with call one on this boy.
Let's get balls deep into the Prodigy for the one.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
And that means shall we do a kind of exciting
reveal as to who picked the Prodigy?

Speaker 4 (35:28):
Sure, fellas it was it was Old Mogie. Wait, that
means that Jay's picked the Deft Tone. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 8 (35:38):
You got to finish off the year with what you love, Keezy, what.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
You know and what you love?

Speaker 4 (35:42):
All right, Well, here's your Friday Throbert winner and the
ultimate winner for twenty twenty five. It is Old Moggi
once again and this, yeah, is the Prodigy. Radio Hurdcky.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hocky.

Speaker 10 (35:57):
Do you go your Friday The Prodigy has chosen by Mogi.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
That's right, Old Mogi with the win there with the
Prodigy again.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
Yeah, we should shorely reveal who chose which Yes, well
do we need to Jayce chose the deaftones.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Yes, I chose I love the night life. That's right.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
I want to boogie the final score and the Throbbers
Mogi way out in front on sixteen wins for the year,
taking out the championship, Jay's coming in second with fifteen
old Kezi third place on seven.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
Just to note that Kesey has managed to extend his
windless streak is losing streak to a record thirteen weeks.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
You don't know that that's a record, you're just assuming, Oh,
it's a.

Speaker 10 (36:46):
Record, definitely. I mean we've hit some bad runs, all
of us in terms of not winning, but never never
in the history of the throb has it been thirteen weeks.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
CAZy.

Speaker 6 (36:59):
If you had a point for every time you lost
in the streak, you would have made this competitive. You
would only be one behind Hordy J, two behind houghdy J.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Should we change the way it works?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
It?

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Should we do?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
That?

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Was that a thing we should do? But we should
think about it?

Speaker 8 (37:17):
Yeah, but congratulations Magie.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
Than I was worried. I felt like I'd won it
last week and then we're back here this week doing
it all.

Speaker 8 (37:24):
Well, that's right.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
Now the prize for me is of course I get
to play the Throbber playlist all Morgie's tunes for a
whole show. Been talking about since well, Keyes has been
very keen on that until he got into his losing streak.
He hasn't mentioned it for a while.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah. Plus, I was supposed to be and you'll leave
today so I won't be here this afternoon. I mean,
go for him it first day and next year?

Speaker 8 (37:48):
Didn't we.

Speaker 10 (37:50):
Have a rule too that the wooden spooner shouted the
team crossants and coffees.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
I think that's why we decided, what do you want
casts all of those? All of the above. I think
it was both.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Was it curry and croissants? I think I remember a
stupid combo like that. I can go do that for
you if you want.

Speaker 8 (38:12):
Jason, Okay, thanks man.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
See the whole Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Holder.

Speaker 10 (38:24):
We aren't there on the radio Hold a Key Big
show doing the breakfast show this Friday morning. Now, Fellas,
I'm going to bone to pick, but before you play
this thing, I was going to pick this particular bone
in twenty twenty six, right, But of course I'm here today,
so I'm going to pick it.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Now. I got a pick.

Speaker 10 (38:44):
I don't know how it is in your guys households,
but I'll give you a bit of a rundown on
my scenario, which happens every day. Package after package after
package after package. What kind of packages, you know, like
just couriers, your career packages. And it's just my wife,

(39:06):
you know, she's just buying stuff all over the shop.
That's not my bone to pick. My bone to pick
is that one package turned up and my wife said, oh, Darling,
this is for you, And I went, that makes a change.
And so I opened up this package, Mogi, and inside

(39:29):
what did I find but two new peers.

Speaker 8 (39:32):
Of golf shorts.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
There's bsjas I'd be human as well, I would be human.

Speaker 10 (39:38):
And I'm like, oh, okay, that's nice, thanks darling. Why
why are you buying me golf shorts? Now, unbeknownst to me,
Keezy had been in communicado with my wife.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Talking to They're always talking to each other from what
I hear in.

Speaker 8 (39:59):
A private cha And I said, why are you buying
me golf shorts?

Speaker 10 (40:03):
And she said, well, I got this distressed message from
Keesy saying can you please buy Hoody j some proper
golf shorts. Now, let me just say they're very smart.
They make my legs look like pins. I mean, my
legs are already withered and horrendous.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
There's nothing wrong with them. Um.

Speaker 10 (40:23):
And so I put on these shorts and then she
showed me the sort of the messages they've been sending
each other, basically taking the pests out of Hoidy J.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
What happened was, Jayce, I messaged your lovely partner. Let's
not forget you called my wife or she calls you
in tears almost every night. Remember well she does, so
you know it's okay if I missaged your wife. And
I said, hey, Christmas, prezzy idea for Jace golf shorts
because Jason we'll walk around our course for four hours
in the sun and Jason will be wearing tight denim shorts.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Yea. And I was just like, oh, it might be
a good idea if your wife is looking for prizzies. Yes,
golf shorts. I thought that was nice. I thought that
was nice. I'm just trying to be nice.

Speaker 10 (41:02):
Firstly, can I say they're not tight denim shorts? Mogie,
I have massive thigh muscles. Nice so they do tend
to strain against the shorts that I'm wearing. I just
don't want the scenario where Kezy is in charge of
my attire on the golf course. It's a lovely thought,

(41:23):
but you know next he'll be saying, can you buy
him some?

Speaker 6 (41:27):
Well, it's got to touch on the p diddies about it.
It's one man buying another man clothes, yes, and I don't.
I don't need another man buying my clothes.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Thank you, mate.

Speaker 6 (41:36):
You're telling me now you're wearing around, walking around wearing
the shorts that Kezy has picked out for you, because
I need to.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Know if you guys, well what's going on.

Speaker 8 (41:47):
Let me be clear.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
I will not be wearing those bastards.

Speaker 10 (41:52):
I am not having another man dress me, all right,
I mean, I mean, look at the shirt he's wearing.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
For a start.

Speaker 8 (41:59):
Okay, I am not going to be dressed by Christopher Keith.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
I will sit here and be accused of being like
P Diddy. That's fine, But when you ever go at
my nice European shirt that I'm wearing, that is too far.

Speaker 10 (42:16):
I probably will wear them maybe once, but they're very cool.
Until you know, they'll be nice and hot sand I'll
wear them once, yeah, yeah, and you'll get a photo
of you get a little photo.

Speaker 9 (42:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
And that's cool because I made sure they went with
that nice that nice shirt you wear when you play.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Is breaking news, that's right, it's some for your later
sport headlines thanks to export ulture the beer for right
here right now.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
Are we using that breaking news thing because we can't
find anything else? Well, it's our news.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Yeah, breaking news. I guess this is breaking sports news?

Speaker 10 (43:00):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (43:00):
It's from use today?

Speaker 6 (43:02):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Probably?

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Well?

Speaker 4 (43:05):
I mean, what do I do?

Speaker 6 (43:08):
I was just checking in because I know that the
breakfast guys put these things in different places, they hide them.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Well, they don't even have a sting for this, do
they not? Jerry just sort of like mumbles. That's kind
of thrown me off. Now it's great. You can start
again if you want. I might just start taking news
if I want. If that's all ge, this is breaking news.

Speaker 10 (43:35):
But to be fair, I mean, I don't know that
it is technically breaking news. I just I mean, I
don't want to tray you again, but it's not really.

Speaker 6 (43:43):
We'll see how we go because it might be okay,
so we'll.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Judge it on a case by case basis.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
Okay, time for you, lad of sport headlines thanks to
expert Ultra the beer for here. This just in Whitney
Hanson has been announced as the new Blackfan's head coach.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
On a two year deal. Wow is anyone else picturing
Steve Hanson wearing like a wig going to cover to
try and get back into the coaching.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
Hanson succeeds Elan Bunting, who stood down after the third
place to finish at the World Cup earlier this year. Hanson,
who was a Black Friend's assistant coach during the twenty
twenty two World Cup triumph and most and has most
recently coached Opikey's Martatu, will become the thirteenth head coach
of the national side.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
That's good stuff. Was that breaking it? I've heard it,
sames to that first. I've heard news news to me, Yeah,
bloody news to me. This just did Tom Latham and
Devin Conway have hosted the sick what we've already done?
That that's yesterday's Come on, man, that's fish and chip

(44:44):
paper very much.

Speaker 8 (44:46):
So, Magie pulled yourself together.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Keys this is hot and fresh out the kitchen. Man.
I'll just keep reading anyway.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
Tom Latham and Devin Conway have posted the second highest
opening partnership in New Zealand Test cricket history. They put
on three hundred and twenty three is part of a
three hundred and thirty four for one on the opening
day of the third match against the Western He's a.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Mountain mul Nanui failers. Yeah that's good stuff, but it's old. Yeah, okay,
how about that's this out? This is today.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
England heads into yes day three of the third Ashes
Test in Adelaide at two hundred and thirteen for eight,
one hundred and fifty eight runs behind Australia's first innings.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
I can't see them fighting back. I just can't see it,
I think.

Speaker 10 (45:31):
And this is what Australia does so well. I think
they've they've broken them a little bit mentally.

Speaker 8 (45:35):
Mentally and emotionally.

Speaker 10 (45:37):
You know, Stokes, he's still there, but he on the field,
he was getting real strappy and he had a real
go at Joffra Archer at one sat you actually ended
up getting five for about where he was bowling and
he had a real tizzy fit, which is a sign
that all is maybe not well in camp.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (45:55):
Well you wait a long time to play in ashes
in Australia, don't you. You You turn up and you
don't deliver. And Harry Brooks is another one. I think
number one test better in the world.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Shit out, Yeah, x Ilswingers Zach Lomax has been offered
a near million dollar deal to sign with Super Rugby's
Western Force.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
What that's an interesting one, isn't it. The Force?

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Of course, who weren't even part of Super Rugby. They
got dropped at one point, they were going to be
disestablished as a franchise and now they've tabled a huge
off at Zach Lomax, who was one of the best
wingers in the NRL. A bit of a plumker by
all accounts, right, but he's a very very talented player.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
I'm just stoked to see him not go to that
that new rugby company.

Speaker 6 (46:36):
Well they've come out and see that they're pushing it
back please, which is good. I'll tell you what's really
smart man, as you as you say I'm leaving my club,
you can tear up my contract and I'm going to
go and play for this competition that doesn't exist and
I haven't got a contract.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Yeah, smart good, how you do it? Yeah? Man. Also,
there's a fight tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
It's on Netflix, so it's if you've got that, and
it's Jake Paul, the YouTuber and part time boxer versus
Anthony Joshua.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Oh dear.

Speaker 6 (47:06):
There is a height discrepancy of over a foot. So
as long as this isn't some kind of a setup fight,
I'm looking forward to seeing Jake Paul get smacked.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Peel Jam the hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio
Hold Ike, Yes.

Speaker 8 (47:22):
And d Peel Jam.

Speaker 10 (47:23):
There on the radio Holdankee Big Show doing the Breakfast
Show This morning a time eight thirty nine.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Fellers.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
People are wondering when the Big Show is going to
be back on air for twenty twenty six?

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Are they? Who? I don't know the textallent that wandering.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
I'm just here to say we will be back Friday,
the sixteenth of Jam. Very random coming back on a Friday,
but that is the official warm up show ahead of
the Hot Spring spas T twenty Black Class and Association
with Brook Westbrook. That of course is Saturday, the seventeenth
of jam down and down in Mount Muntmanui. So the
Friday before we're going to be at Bruco Mount mum Mianui,
you're doing a live show. So circle that new calendar

(48:01):
Friday the sixteenth Jan if you're in the area, or
if you're coming to Total a forty Black Clash itself,
come a day early, come to the live show. First
one hundred or so people through the door get free
backbone teas.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Oh good, Yeah, that's bloody great stuff mate.

Speaker 10 (48:13):
Now listen, we were talking earlier in the show about
how I missed out on the Secret Santa. Yes, and
I felt terrible because I was in charge of Mogi's
Secrets Center, and poor old Mogi. Everyone was opening presents
all over the place and Mogi didn't get a present.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
I was sitting there with my hands down my pants.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
That's kind of the part of the reason why did't
get Yeah, maybe it looks like he's got everything he
needs right there.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Well, what actually happened was it was quite funny.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
We went through everyone's gifts that they were received to
see whether or not sustainable Secret Sander was a good
idea or not.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Someone got a bono book. Oh he really slagged it off,
and then someone out of panic, quickly wrapped up a
bono book again and gave it to Mogi. He then
opened it. It was a treat. It was very funny.
Have you ever read that book? No, it's really good. Yeah,
I'll give it to you. Jason. I had a dilly
for you, but Bloody wasn't here, was I.

Speaker 10 (49:07):
But I've just been given my secret Santa Feels and
I'm very excited about.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Apparently they had it here, they just put it away.

Speaker 8 (49:15):
Right, do we know who my secret center was?

Speaker 4 (49:18):
A secret key part of it.

Speaker 8 (49:22):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Oh, that's great. It's a Toby jug. My wife will
probably love that. What is that? It's a Toby that
is what is known as a Toby jug. So it's
it's the head of a h It was unknoble.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
It came out of England. Yeah, so that's slightly different.
That won't be the classic. But it's somebody's head and
you pour beer into it. So it's a year old
English sort of a beer mug. If you can imagine
a pirate with the top of his hat is open
and your poor beer inside it.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Yeah, it's called the McCullum. There you go, what's like
a McCullum, what what is that material? For lack of
a bit of work, It's like a brown china c ceramic?

Speaker 8 (50:04):
Yes's ceramic. I also got what else is it?

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Guess? Oh? How good? Oh? What do you got?

Speaker 8 (50:14):
Green Day on on on vinyl? Well, I'm going a treasure.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
There, Green Day on vinyl on a Toby jug Yeah,
very well, you could use because the Toby Jugger is
very big, you could use the Green Day album.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
You could take it out and use it as a coaster.
Good with your No, that's a great idea, Mogi.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Because most coasters will be about the size of a
vinyl to you, wouldn't they. Merry Christmas, Jase Man, Hey,
Merry Christmas Man?

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Yeah, thanks Fields, Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
The Wodiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.

Speaker 10 (50:52):
Use indeed Nirvana there on the radio, Holdankee Big Show
doing the Breakfast Show this morning and a lot of
people are saying, why are you guys actually doing the show.
And as we played the Big Show, the Breakfast Show
had a competition, a golf competition, and we lost.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
That's right, we did lose.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
It was the two of us me and Jase and
two winners, including a block named Kurt, who felt so
bad about losing that game of golf.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
We didn't lose it. We played well. The breakfast shows
winners were just guns by the sounds of it. By definition,
you lost, we lost, yes, okay.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
But Kurt was He felt so terrible that he came
in at seven am this morning and dropped us coffee
and Croissansen.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Yeah, what a good bar. So I mean we lost
because of him, So he should have told him that
he played well.

Speaker 10 (51:34):
Yeah, I know I said that to his face, but
behind the scenes, I was like, gosh, out of the
four of.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
You, who was the best to worst?

Speaker 8 (51:42):
I don't know I do that.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
But Pug sounds in the studio with us. Great back man, Thanks,
I've missed you. Yeah, I know you.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
The reason Pugs is in the studio, Jase, very exciting
for you, is that he has just booked a trip
somewhere Apugs, Jace.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Yeah, man, I'm going to Vietnam. Brother.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Oh good, Pugson, I've had the Hoody Jay inspiration.

Speaker 10 (52:06):
Well, actually you did message me and you know said,
have you got any recommendations? The travel we had fellas
is that I think Pugsan is a very adventurous, sort
of bushy kind of type of fellow.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Likes to go row, you know, Bush and Vietnam.

Speaker 10 (52:21):
Bush likes a bit of adventure, whereas my one was
more of a family orientated thing. So I couldn't really
give a much down low on that, but certainly can
make some recommendation.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Yeah, well, I think I was aware that your trip
was very family focused, but I would still like to
do some of the sight seeing stuff amidst woven into
the adventures, into the sort of.

Speaker 8 (52:44):
Yeah yeah, Bush, yeah, man, Yeah, how exciting. I believe
you're going in March as well.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
At the same time I did Bloody Steamy Airs pugs.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
It was supposed to be a birthday trip, but I
kind of got soaked up in the year that we
were having, and so I've kind of just left everything
very late. I've pushed it out a couple of weeks
from my actual birthday, but it is.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
It is a thirtieth trip. It's in match.

Speaker 6 (53:05):
I'm a little bit worried about you not heaving enough
leave for the rest of the year, and then just
sort of rolling on.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
I'm not going to have any leave.

Speaker 7 (53:11):
I'm going to be negative leave, yeah, and then like
being in a.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Horror of a mood for the last part of the
year and then last week what me? How you just
on that front?

Speaker 10 (53:21):
It is your fellows last day as well. Are you
excited about having a break there, fellows?

Speaker 6 (53:25):
Well, we've got the Drive show to do this evening,
don't we, the pack son, so that's going to be
bloody good. But yeah, I am looking forward to a break.
I'm looking forward to seeing some family and few beers. Sadly,
I'm going to Wellington where I note that Christmas Day
is going to be sixteen degrees. I guess my family
will be there and I'll be half cat so should
be sweet.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Yeah, you'll be warm as What about you, Keysy? What
are you up to you mate?

Speaker 5 (53:49):
I'm sad it's my last day. I'm really looking forward
to coming back. Haven't got that out of the way.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
I can't wait. There's going to be There's going to
be lots of golf, There's going to be lots of
responsible beer is drunk.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
There's gonna be lots of catching up with friends and family.
Jason going to the Corrimandel for a week with Maniah
from The Brick for show and his lovely partner there.
So really looking forward to just relaxing and also just
prepping for next year. Lots of content, ideas, lots of stuff,
a few meetings. We'll have a few meetings via the
web chat yes, over the summer, the j S, few
brainstorms and stuff as well.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Man, So you'll still be in the loop, which is nice. Yeah. Nice.
What are you doing going back to Spain?

Speaker 10 (54:24):
Yeah, I'm going. I've got to flight in a couple
of hours to get back to Spain. As you know,
I flew back especially for this breakfast show this morning.
Three days it took me to get back to so
that that pissed me off.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
I just want to know which part of Spain are
you in? Belogna Bolognaogna is how it's pronounced, that's how
That's how the locals. I enjoy your trip to Vietnam though,
Pugs exciting. I'll see you before afternoon. Make my whole

(54:57):
personality next year. Figure out the Vietnamese way to say
pugsn that's grace. There's Kings of Leo.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
The Hdiarchy Big show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 10 (55:16):
Well there you go, your mad bastards done and Dustin
Well for me anyway, and Kezy, I'm done for twenty.

Speaker 8 (55:25):
Twenty five, and what a year it's been. Mogie.

Speaker 10 (55:28):
Of course you and Pugson going to be doing the
big show this afternoon. I'll be tuning in, mate, don't
you worry about it.

Speaker 6 (55:35):
Yeah, I'm looking at looking forward to that. Mean now, Pugson,
we're trying to come up with a snappy name, because
of course you were spoon Boy and the Jeerzzy and
I were es way overseas, So yeah, we're trying to
come up with something along those lines, and we'll have
to announce it at the start of the show four o'clock.
Everybody out there, you make sure you're tuning in. It's
going to be groundbreaking stuff.

Speaker 10 (55:56):
Yeah, I'm very excited, Keezy, excited about having a break mate.
I know you love your work, but it's always nice
to go and spend some time with the far though.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
You know that radio defines who I am as a person,
and sure like without this job, I'm nobody true. Having
said that, I will be enjoying quite a few weeks
off there, and I am excited to go away and
just not think about content, not think about you.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Feels well, just make.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
Sure you're writing it down. You're sitting it through to
the group chat. Huge amount of content into the new year.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Right, Okay, well I kind of you know, I kind
of ran out. Trifle chat was my last sort of
good idea for the years.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Yeah, I'm so bummed on this there.

Speaker 8 (56:35):
Can you stop texting my wife?

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Please? Just stay out.

Speaker 6 (56:39):
I noticed you've got disappearing messages turned on as well.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Yeah, what's that about? I don't know how to turn
it off? Hey, Jason, this is your final break for
the year.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
Man.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
You get to go home now and just sort of
sit around sighing.

Speaker 8 (56:53):
Well, as I say, going back to Spain in a
couple of hours. So very much, but listen.

Speaker 10 (57:00):
Massively appreciated you listening to the show over the year.
We will be back again twenty twenty six. You have
a safe, enjoyable Christmas.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Yeah. I just read a scene there.

Speaker 8 (57:14):
Bye,