December 28, 2025 • 28 mins
On today's best moments of 2025, we got to do the big kids' job a couple of times!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hold Achy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold a Key,
The hold Achy Breakfast with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh, good morning, New Zealand. It's Friday, the sixth of
June twenty twenty five and you're listening to the Big
Show doing the Breakfast Show, brought to you by Bunning's Trade.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Get into a projects sorted with Budding's trade.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Bunning's Trade, and I'll tell you what. It doesn't matter
what time, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Matter what type of day it is, Old Mogi, you're
always Astralian. How are you going? Your Greek? God? You're
a donis.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
You get pretty grass? We are so terrible, go pretty Grousey,
your mad dog, your six son of a bee. Yeah,
it's a joy to be here. Obviously waking up with
you Zealand. Now that makes me feel better than getting
(01:19):
out of bed at four thirty am thinking about the
day head and all the backbones out there that are
leaving their loved ones in bed so they can go
out and do a hard days. Y echa bring home
a bit of food for the table in the evening,
and who knows, maybe a couple of beers. He got
easy man.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Good eight fellas, It's great to be here. Friday morning,
sixth the June just got six am.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Life's good man.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
This is good three four eight three good text here
fellas morning, great show so far.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Breakfast radio is so easy.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I'll tell you what, Fellas. I feel a real affinity
to all those backbones out there working at this time
of the day. I mean, this is my hour. This
is where I feel the most hoidy j and I'm
very excited to be doing this showy here. Do you
know a lot of people will think that we're feeling
a bit better and angry about the situation. Couldn't be
(02:25):
further from the truth.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Far from it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
We are loving it. And Keezy, you had a big night.
Well we'll talk about that. But in the meantime, there's
kick I lot some music.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
About a pearl jam for you, the Darchy, Breakfast.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You're not your average shit kickers.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Jase, Mike and Keezy.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
He is indeed pearl jam there on the radio, Honarchy,
big shot. That's Friday morning. I was going to say
afternoon there Fellas a force of habit.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Is this the big show or is this the Breakfast Show.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's the big show doing the breakfast show. You're good,
which we're very excited to break it man. Yea, it
really does, doesn't it. A lot of people texting in
on three four eight three they're keyasy.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, and usually if this was our show, you'd go
on to draw some sort of voucher.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I don't know what the Bunning's trade situation.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
They're given away patios and fences, spars, spar pools.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Breakfast man, the prizes are bigger.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
You know, if we read out your text, you get
a free fence. How long is the how long is
the fence, It doesn't matter. W't any length, as much
fence as you need exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
How about this? I woke up at five thirty am
in anticipation for this. Holy cow, moogi, you sound hot.
I do free fence now.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
The reason for that, can I just say, is you
know this will be I hope people are eating their breakfasters.
I've got sinusitis, which is when you're your scale decomposers
collapsing from the inside out. So I went to the
doctor yesterday. I've got some antibiotics, but I don't think
they've kicked in yet. I hope they don't. You sound great.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So much gravitas, man, so much gravitas.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
The boys' energy levels this morning uplifting, helping me feel
pumped for eight hours at work. Yeah, and that's what
we're here for. R Yeah, yeah, absolutely, man, that's our job.
Go out with the boys, get up with the men.
Welcome to the club, brothers.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Did you wake Did you get up with the men
this morning? Teezy? Because you had a big night last night,
and I know what can happen. You get a few
beers in you, you've gone out with the boys. Next thing,
you're waking up with a couple of men.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Great way to start the day.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
So early for this chat early ah yeah, but I
woke up with a dude this morning.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Man like next year? Yeah, man, good, unfamiliar surrounds going,
hang on, hang on.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
One thing that I've been told I have to do
is what's for breakfast?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
New Zealand?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah? What's on the breakfast?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
What what's on the breakfast?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
New Zealand?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
So if you would like to text what you are
having on the breakfast this morning or for breakfast, set
it on three to three four eight three, and you're
going the drawer for a garden shed or something.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yeah, from Bunnings.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
How good, how good.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Let's get those text come up.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I'll tell you what. Actually, I'm loving this time of day.
I'm up already anyway, usually prepping for the big show
in the afternoon.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
There.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
The only issue that I have with it at the
moment is is it really sort of interfering with my
normal bowel movements? Because I'm very regular, as you know, fellows,
So I'm not quite sure where I'm at on that front.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
We'll find out. We'll keep a track on that show
goes on.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I'll just keep pumping the black coffee that Mogi brought
in for us, and he bought pastries as well. But
do let us know what what's on the breakfast for you,
because we love that sort of chat.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, three four eight three, every text in the drawer
for a garden shed.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
The hurd Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
By the way, given that it's a bit of sort
of extraordinary circumstances and we're doing breakfast at the moment,
you guys all gfi vape.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
No, no, okay, right now, it's time.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
For you Hey, guys, text here from Steve what's on
the breakfast with me?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Kick me?
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Yes, this is on. Now you go your segment.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I just want to give us some context on the
big show in the afternoons. Here we have What's on
the Dinner with Mikkeasy. It is by far the most
popular segment of the show, without question.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Thanks man Ah.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Basically, you text in what you're having for breakfast, and
then we read.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
It out and you go on the drawer for.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
We've got Bunnings prizes to give away, and I'll have
a list of those for you after the segment. How
about this one on three for eight three Jace good
eight feelers coffee and a vape for Bricky of course.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, you see that's backbone. I remember the last time
we were doing breakfast. My favorite one was he had
a steak and cheese pie, a Pixie caramel, a v
and two darts. There's Delicia.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I was like, yeah, bring it good, a fellas. My
breakfast was two wheater books.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Can I just let people know this is a little
quirk of cheesies. How would you describe your cereal? What
do you eat? Again?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Like the little whitty bites wheaty bites, the fruit wheat
books with little chunks of fruit and the little tiny ones.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Yeah, they used to be called freddy backs.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Now their wheatbooks bites whitty bites.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yeah, are they wheaty bite No? I just called them that. Yeah,
come on because it's cute.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Gooday, guys, This morning, I will be having a lovely
can of red bull and two darts once I finished
milking the cows.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, good stuff, backboat stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Someone here's textor they're just having narchos for breakfast, Like
I like having savory stuff for breakfast, but I feel
like narchos first thing in the morning, a bit off.
I don't know why, though, Uh breakfast A Champions Fellers,
a triple shot long black, Long Black, and a few
mint Zen's.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I love what is in you'd love us in? Tell
me what it's in his pugs.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
It's those little like pouches that you'd banging your lip there.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh okay, chew and backy.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
No, just like that, Jason, good day fellows.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I'm having a large flat white and three chicken tenders
that wrecks of a servo.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh yeah, it totally does.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Shout out to Rumpel Rumpel is having a classic Trady
breakfast of a cocon of smoke.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah. Nice.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
So it's good to see that plenty of New Zealanders
are around, you know, starting the breakfast, are starting the
day the healthy way. Yeah, totally with a good solid
bricky because breakfast is the most important meal.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Of the day. I always start my day off, regardless
of what I'm doing. Coffee in a vape, Yeah yeah.
In fact, as soon as I wake up, I start sucking.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
On your vape on my vase. Oh yeah, cool.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Keep the ticks coming on three four eight three if
you'd like to go in the drawer to win a
cement mixer.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Whodichy Big Show week days from four on Radio hod
I Can.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
There's been a little bit of discussion about why I
sound as sexy as I do and I do. But keasy, mate,
you've come in and you're sounding pretty nasally man, what's
the gap?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, it's usually a sign.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Well, I'm gonna be honest, fellers. I've developed a nasty habit,
which is getting on the durries, getting on the durries
when you're having a few beers.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
For some reason, it started at Magic Round yes it did.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yeah, because Hoidy J.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Would go and have a durry just to sort of
have something to do at the old Caxton Street. Then
I'm I'll come with you, and then bum died a
couple of darts off him.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
About ten and total, by the way, a bit of flaming.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Why yeah, for some reason now, like I just and
I'm like hanging out with Mania and stuff. They're all
bumming darts and you know in pugs as well as
a shocker for it. And even though I grew up
having asthma as a kid, now I've decided, Hey, I've
had enough asthma stopping from doing stuff. I'm gonna have
a couple of darts. And then literally woke up this
(10:03):
morning and I could smell darts.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Oh yeah, So the other guys that you woke up
with or was.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
It you, Jace. Look, he's just right.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
It's okay, keasy. There's no judgment here. Now we've been there.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
If you've just joined us, there's a joke running that
I woke up with some dudes there, there's been nothing
wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
If you did, Yeah, there's no judge there.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Well, I mean that's between you and your wife and
you what you're into.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Man.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, usually it wasn't your bed anyway, so it wasn't
actually technically your bed.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Hey, those coming is coming on three four eight Thread The.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Hold Aking Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Ik to be honest with your fellows. I'm grateful to
be alive. Of course, yesterday was the big rapture. Now,
Keezy talked me through that, mate, because what the hell
were people banging on about?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
So basically, Jase, a South African pastor named Joshua Lukella
Joshua and Lukella he He's released a video on YouTube
saying that he had had a dream and he had
a vision that the rapture was indeed happening on today's date.
When I say today, I mean overnight, yeah, you know
South Africa. And it massively went viral on TikTok with
(11:15):
the hashtag rapture tok and then TikTok has kind of
took it and ran with it and people started to
believe it, yeah, which is pretty standard for this daon age.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Well, my daughter came out last night while I was
just lying on the couch there saying you prepared for
the rapture Dad, And I said, what the hell are
you banging on about? You said we're all going to
die tonight?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
And then what did you say?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I went? Sweet?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
So obviously we are still here doing the hockey break
for show this morning, are we?
Speaker 5 (11:41):
I'm pretty sure?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Man? It feels like we're here like this doesn't feel
like the afterlife. This feels too similar to my regular life.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah we're on breakfast man.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, you're right, so heaven for me is just my
regular life, except for I'm now on break with Pugs and.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Hold after the show to enjoy making your foul instant coffee.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
It's delicious. It's going to be through this show, that's
for sure. What would you guys do if the rapture
was coming? So if I said to you, you've got
a week or even two days, You've got two days
and then the rapture will be here at five pm,
let's say, yes, Saturday afternoon, what.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Do you do?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I'm amazed that you even need to ask me that question, actually, Kisie,
because you know what I'd be doing, right?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Is it the sort of thing you can't go into
because we're on the breakfast in.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
The cast those lines, it's just want to do. I
recently had a two day holiday, ah, and there was
a lot of what I would be doing in the
rapture going on in that two day holiday. Look, I
don't mind admitting, and people will be surprised by this.
I'm a fit and virile man, and there's certain things
I like to do when I have time off, and
certainly if there was a rapture coming, I'd be making
(12:46):
love frequently.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
So he gave you a week warning. What would you
be doing for the other six days? Twenty three hours
and fifty nine minutes? Did?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Man, it's good one minute every week? Is Jason?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Don't know that?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah? Might at best.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I want to be honest mine, with the rapture coming,
I don't think that particular pastime would even come into
equation for me. I think I'd be too worried about
the rapture, so you know, hard to you know when
there's a rapture coming. And mine would mostly be food based.
I think I would drive around. I'd get all of
my favorite foods from all my favorite restaurants, court stopping
mostly at Reburger and Bunning's Trade for a snack, and
(13:28):
they're just assembol just the all time buffet of my
favorite foods and then just go to town.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Look, I've got to be if I'm being really honest
about it would be very hard for me not to
be completely steamed the whole time.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Yeah, because I feel like you'd freak out a eve
it as well.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
And actually, you know what I'd do if there was
like two or three days of the rapture, I'd get
the feels over to my house.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
No, you would take the world ending to get us
over for dinner.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Finally, we you know.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
We could all go out together. How good would that be?
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Can I bring my wife? Hell?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yes, we're not on that way.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
I don't want to come any more.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Gods a tune? What would you do? Use you?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I'll give us a text on three four eight three
Heap Surprises to be One says here that we've got
seventeen wheelbarrows from Bunning's Trade to give away and a
garden shed.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
And it's a landscape as well, up for Grandada three
or four new hoes here I see, huh.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
The whole aching Big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Hold a che right now, it's time four?
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Are you hey?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Guys? Text here from Steve What's on the Breakfast with Me?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Kick me? For those of you that actually don't listen
to the Drive show, we have a very very popular
segment called What's on the Dinner with Me? Keysy, and
it just goes off every single day. It's one of
our top it is, isn't it mode? It's absolutely huge.
It's gone to the point where's sober.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
We've actually brought it back of it so it's only
maybe one or two days per week. And Keezy, because
he's the star of it, he doesn't like to do
it that much. Yes, and so sort of guy. He
is a humble guy, so we have to twist.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
It.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Took a lot for him to be convinced that we
should do it for breakfast. But I think people are
going to be absolutely phizzling about this, Keysy. What do
you say?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Thanks fellas.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
How it works is I just read out what you're
having for bricky slow down because it's complete.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Can you just straighten your head up? Because it's all
a skew at the moment and it's really throwing me off.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I'm doing okay, welcome to What's on the Bricky with me?
Keysy uh good? A fellas Jared here?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Oh my god, Hard Graves, Yeah, Jared, Why we a
n r L player?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Jared's having mouse traps.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
And he's in the tron. Is he day for it?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Does a mouse trap like a muffin with spaghetti and
cheese on it?
Speaker 5 (15:56):
I think it's a piece of bread with some cheese
and some mamie, a little bit of lemons. It's a
little bit of crack pepper.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Okay, yeah, nice, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Having that for Brickie. Sounds good.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
What about this? Get a Fellers Dan here, Dan Hooker?
Is it Dan Hooker?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Carter? Okay yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Spits and a dart for BRICKI here's a sick Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
What an absolute bag.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
He has gone right off the rail since Yeah, that's true. Shocking.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
He's still a great breakfast got delicious?
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Good a guys Harold here.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Harold and Moody Harold from the Life Bus from when
we were kids. Get a guys, Harald the giraffe here
from the Life Bus having a couple of savalois and
an egg and a sandwich and the v to wash
it down.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Oh god, there's something about a couple of savalois beautiful.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
And this is backbone stuff though, isn't it? A lot
of people actually I've noticed here Bricky show, I'm honing
an instant coffee with a peanut butter sandwich this morning.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
No, it's bad bone ship.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
At the last possible moment you need to get something
in and you make yourself a peanut butter sandwich.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
What about this last one? For what's on the breakfast.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
For now?
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Three more?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah? Yeah, three more?
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Kiddo fellas Adam here? Who Sandler? Which one Sandler?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Wow? Sand Man?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
The Sandman fells it's the Sandman here. I'm having crunchy
peanut butter on toast for on the breakfast. I'm gonna
sneak a pepper steak and cheese pie on the way
to work too.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
That that sort of staple fear, I would think for
this time of the day, some kind of petrol station
pie drink yeah, yeah, energy drinks yeah, and about like
four or five darts I reckon.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Yeah, nice, hey, thanks for joining me for on the
breakfast this morning?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Was that they just went off.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Keezy keez the Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hidarchy two.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
To the fact that we've been absolutely inundated with breakfast text,
we're going to carry on with it. Fellers.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Ah, you hey, guys, text here from Steve.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
What's on the breakfast with me? Kick me? Can I
just say, Fellas, we were promised by the boss of
the station that he would be bringing us craploads of coffee. A.
He's not even here and B I see no coffee.
I know you like your instant philp Yeah, but I
(18:39):
want a proper coffee and I wanted Buddy.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Now speak of the devil. He's just turned out. Oh
is this she just walked in, Actually just walked in.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Get a fell By the way, this segment isn't just
Jason winding about kno getting free stuff. The segment is
you texted what you're having for breakfast, We read it
out and then you go on the drawer to win
a cement mixer. Ah, get a Fellas cut of dirty
saucy mcmuffins for me, muffin hole hash brown on the side.
Put it in the muffin because that's how it's done.
Hashtag fat boy special.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
And that's from Pugs and that's from pugs.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
That sounds bloody good, actually sounds delicious.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yeah, good A guys just had three firecracker chicken bites
and a coke from the servo. See, I can do
a chicken tindy in the morning.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
If I'm like stopping in a serve and I'm having
a big like a big morning but not spicy chicken,
I love.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
It anytime in the morning. Good a Feller's peanut buttered
toast and a cucumber.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I just feel like they're taking the purse. I think
they put it out stupid.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I feel put in the slice in the cumber, putting
it on the peanut butter toast.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I think that would be quite nice.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Would they do with the cucumber?
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Good a guys, marmite on toast with an Irish coffee.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
That's a hard man breakfast. All women all on Pugs man,
so keep.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
It to off here.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Many good A guys throw double shot coffees and six
kid sized raisin packets.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
A little lady on them.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I don't know if you guys were the same, but
like in my lunch box, if I got one of
those raisin packets, I'd be filthy, you know what I mean?
I love them because you.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Eat all the raisins out, and I was the kind
of kid that woul grabbed them all out, separate them
all because they come in chunks. I'd like to separate
them all out so they were just individual raisins.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
You were sore, amasively wait, wait, finish, eat them all individually,
and then use the raisin box as a whistle because
you can blow into it and it makes a whistling noise.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Man, you are such a cool kid, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
They'd call me raisin whistle Keezy. Gooday, guys having an
extra long rip on the vapor and a coffee. Then
I'll be off to drive the digger. Yeah, nice backbone stuff.
One more, of course, I'll pick my favorite one. One
large sausage, one large fish and a cup of tea.
A fish and a sausage for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
It's the most random I've heard.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I think fishing coffee.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Fishing coffee is discussing. Yeah, that's foul, but I agree yourself.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
You're a backbone and you're officially in the drawer. When
that cement mixer toos so well done. Oh sorry email
from Bunning's Trade. Not allowed to give away a cement mixer.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Can we still give away the hose?
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Yeah, yeah, good the whole archy.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune in four
on radio Good Morning.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
New Zealand's so very nice to have your company this
Friday morning. Jes a wet and windy day here in
the city. Your sales hope. It's better where you are.
Such a pleasure to have your company. This show, by
the way, is brought to you by Bunning's Trade.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Get into a project sorted with Bunning's Trade.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
It's what the.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Hell's that, folks, though, just a reminder, by the way,
everyone that ticks in on three four a three goes
in the jaw to win something from Bunning's Trade. You
were you were mentioning earlier in the day. The mogi
could be a fence, could be a new deck, whatever
it might be that you need around the house.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Bunning's Trade is the one for you. It's unbelievable. Obviously
in Breakfast the year, prizes get bigger, don't they. So Yeah,
if you text in about anything at all, if we
pick you out, you can have whatever you want. You
can have a new fence, retaining wall, patio. Just on
(22:38):
bird Bath, Bird Bath off and beyond.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Space. Stop spitting everywhere the hell is going on with
you today? Don't bath beyond this.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
The whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hold Iching.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
I do wonder if I'm cut out for this brickfast stuff,
fellas after the morning that I've had, and now for
people that regularly get up at this time, this is
going to sound real punishing, which is everyone listening, which
is literally everyone listening. However, I'm on drive time, so
I get up at eight o'clock every day, and I
go to be very very late because we do the
drive show usually. And now I set my alarm for
(23:28):
about what four thirty this morning, and got up, got ready,
got in the shower, I got it up, got out
of the shower, did all my did all my bits,
and put some moisturizer on just so I didn't feel
crusty because it's the morning, you know what I mean,
put my cool outfit on and my cool hat, and
packed my lunch, got my laptop and then stood in
(23:50):
the hall and checked my phone and it was two o'clock.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Now are you serious? Not five o'clock? Did you know
at any point look at your phone.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
I did look at my phone. I turned my alarm,
I'm off when I got alarm for two. I woke
up thinking my alarm went off, got up, turned it off,
saw that it said four point forty as the alarm,
not the time. Yeah, and then got out of bed
and got in the sharer and got ready. And I
was standing in my hallway like a massive decade.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
I've never ever even heard of anyone doing that.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
That's amazing. Out the gate.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
I was standing there just holding my little briefcase, just
like what am I going to do?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Now?
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (24:25):
So I took my head off and I got back
into bed, like the top layer of my bed and
pulled the blanket up and tried to go back to sleep.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
My guess is you didn't get any extra sleep.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
I did get back to sleep for about twenty minutes,
and it was just horrific nightmares.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Right, it was so good.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I've done the thing. When I've been filming and stuff,
and that's you know, they're terrible hours. You have to
be on set at like five o'clock in the morning
and Manakau, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's terrible.
And I've done, the set the alarm, but to the PM,
not the AM.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Oh that a and you've missed you've been late?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yes, And I get a call on my phone on
set going where are you? Jace? My god? Right?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
And then how long would it take you to get ready?
Because you're way out west, you're deep out west.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Or deep in the bush, you are deep in the bus.
While in that sort of scenario, I can react. I'm
very good at reacting. And it's just station. I'm out there.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Have you had any disasters in the morning, Keezy?
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Ah No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I'm usually a pretty onto it employee, like I'll get
here on time this morning, literally set my alarm for
I think ten to five, woke up at ten to five,
straight in the shower, get changed, here at work, ready
to go, and I know the date.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Well, good for you, so cool man, that's great. Good
you're a Mankesy the whole.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Ikey Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in
on radio.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Plenty of tests coming through on three four eight three
on how people's mornings are Fellers. And also I've noticed
people commenting on the Big Show doing breakfast for a
Friday morning.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
What a pleasure to wake up to you three stallions?
Oh isn't that nice?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
That is lovely than this one here says what's the
frequency for the breeze? So you know, with every compliment
there is also the opposite.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
You get a slapping down, and so you should.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
What about this backbone here feeling shagged?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Had a big day yesterday? I want more details than that.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, totally, yeah, what.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Were you up to morning, feelers.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I've been baking pye since four am, so all the
mighty backbones can stop and grab a hearty bricky.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
On their way to work. Kia kaha.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
And this is genuine. I have this fantasy actually of
being a baker. I think that would be a great life.
I mean, the hours of crap but getting up at
the crack of dawn and baking bread and pie. That
smells How good man, how good?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
However, you currently have one of the easiest jobs in
the world and you still go if sake every time
you have to go to work.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
So waking up and being at the baker you.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Know in my house? No, how do you know I
do that? KEEZI.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
I don't need to be in.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Your house to know that you do that, Jays, every
pie would just have hoody j spit particles in it
from him going before he puts the top on, They'll
be like, wow, there's are heated naturally using size. Good morning,
Glease here at work already, international freight forwarder backbone looking
forward to an early knockoff today. Then start hydrating for
an AB's thirteen plus victory. Yeah, man, totally over Australia.
(27:27):
Someone else has said Eden Park thirty two, Wallabies eleven.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, that's a very good call.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Actually, Morning Fellas sounding fantastic this morning, pugsy mess of
backbone spit roasting the Morning and Drive show. What Jason
Tony pick up your game, Fellers. That's very It's very
confusing because there's actually an announcer on our station called
Tony already, Yes, Tony of course, so like jokingly calling
me Tony. You know, it's a bit confusing for the listeners.
I think we just sort of drop it.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Well, I don't think he's joking because you are wearing
your Tony jacket as we speak.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I am on the that's true.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
And weirdly, I've got a sort of Tony kind of face.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
The hell does that mean The Holdarky Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on
Radio Holdarkey
The hold Achy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold a Key,
The hold Achy Breakfast with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh, good morning, New Zealand. It's Friday, the sixth of
June twenty twenty five and you're listening to the Big
Show doing the Breakfast Show, brought to you by Bunning's Trade.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Get into a projects sorted with Budding's trade.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Bunning's Trade, and I'll tell you what. It doesn't matter
what time, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Matter what type of day it is, Old Mogi, you're
always Astralian. How are you going? Your Greek? God? You're
a donis.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
You get pretty grass? We are so terrible, go pretty Grousey,
your mad dog, your six son of a bee. Yeah,
it's a joy to be here. Obviously waking up with
you Zealand. Now that makes me feel better than getting
(01:19):
out of bed at four thirty am thinking about the
day head and all the backbones out there that are
leaving their loved ones in bed so they can go
out and do a hard days. Y echa bring home
a bit of food for the table in the evening,
and who knows, maybe a couple of beers. He got
easy man.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Good eight fellas, It's great to be here. Friday morning,
sixth the June just got six am.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Life's good man.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
This is good three four eight three good text here
fellas morning, great show so far.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Breakfast radio is so easy.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I'll tell you what, Fellas. I feel a real affinity
to all those backbones out there working at this time
of the day. I mean, this is my hour. This
is where I feel the most hoidy j and I'm
very excited to be doing this showy here. Do you
know a lot of people will think that we're feeling
a bit better and angry about the situation. Couldn't be
(02:25):
further from the truth.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Far from it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
We are loving it. And Keezy, you had a big night.
Well we'll talk about that. But in the meantime, there's
kick I lot some music.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
About a pearl jam for you, the Darchy, Breakfast.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You're not your average shit kickers.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Jase, Mike and Keezy.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
He is indeed pearl jam there on the radio, Honarchy,
big shot. That's Friday morning. I was going to say
afternoon there Fellas a force of habit.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Is this the big show or is this the Breakfast Show.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's the big show doing the breakfast show. You're good,
which we're very excited to break it man. Yea, it
really does, doesn't it. A lot of people texting in
on three four eight three they're keyasy.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, and usually if this was our show, you'd go
on to draw some sort of voucher.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
I don't know what the Bunning's trade situation.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
They're given away patios and fences, spars, spar pools.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Breakfast man, the prizes are bigger.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
You know, if we read out your text, you get
a free fence. How long is the how long is
the fence, It doesn't matter. W't any length, as much
fence as you need exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
How about this? I woke up at five thirty am
in anticipation for this. Holy cow, moogi, you sound hot.
I do free fence now.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
The reason for that, can I just say, is you
know this will be I hope people are eating their breakfasters.
I've got sinusitis, which is when you're your scale decomposers
collapsing from the inside out. So I went to the
doctor yesterday. I've got some antibiotics, but I don't think
they've kicked in yet. I hope they don't. You sound great.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So much gravitas, man, so much gravitas.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
The boys' energy levels this morning uplifting, helping me feel
pumped for eight hours at work. Yeah, and that's what
we're here for. R Yeah, yeah, absolutely, man, that's our job.
Go out with the boys, get up with the men.
Welcome to the club, brothers.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Did you wake Did you get up with the men
this morning? Teezy? Because you had a big night last night,
and I know what can happen. You get a few
beers in you, you've gone out with the boys. Next thing,
you're waking up with a couple of men.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Great way to start the day.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
So early for this chat early ah yeah, but I
woke up with a dude this morning.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Man like next year? Yeah, man, good, unfamiliar surrounds going,
hang on, hang on.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
One thing that I've been told I have to do
is what's for breakfast?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
New Zealand?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah? What's on the breakfast?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
What what's on the breakfast?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
New Zealand?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
So if you would like to text what you are
having on the breakfast this morning or for breakfast, set
it on three to three four eight three, and you're
going the drawer for a garden shed or something.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yeah, from Bunnings.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
How good, how good.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Let's get those text come up.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I'll tell you what. Actually, I'm loving this time of day.
I'm up already anyway, usually prepping for the big show
in the afternoon.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
There.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
The only issue that I have with it at the
moment is is it really sort of interfering with my
normal bowel movements? Because I'm very regular, as you know, fellows,
So I'm not quite sure where I'm at on that front.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
We'll find out. We'll keep a track on that show
goes on.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I'll just keep pumping the black coffee that Mogi brought
in for us, and he bought pastries as well. But
do let us know what what's on the breakfast for you,
because we love that sort of chat.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, three four eight three, every text in the drawer
for a garden shed.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
The hurd Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
By the way, given that it's a bit of sort
of extraordinary circumstances and we're doing breakfast at the moment,
you guys all gfi vape.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
No, no, okay, right now, it's time.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
For you Hey, guys, text here from Steve what's on
the breakfast with me?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Kick me?
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Yes, this is on. Now you go your segment.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I just want to give us some context on the
big show in the afternoons. Here we have What's on
the Dinner with Mikkeasy. It is by far the most
popular segment of the show, without question.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Thanks man Ah.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Basically, you text in what you're having for breakfast, and
then we read.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
It out and you go on the drawer for.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
We've got Bunnings prizes to give away, and I'll have
a list of those for you after the segment. How
about this one on three for eight three Jace good
eight feelers coffee and a vape for Bricky of course.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, you see that's backbone. I remember the last time
we were doing breakfast. My favorite one was he had
a steak and cheese pie, a Pixie caramel, a v
and two darts. There's Delicia.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I was like, yeah, bring it good, a fellas. My
breakfast was two wheater books.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Can I just let people know this is a little
quirk of cheesies. How would you describe your cereal? What
do you eat? Again?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Like the little whitty bites wheaty bites, the fruit wheat
books with little chunks of fruit and the little tiny ones.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Yeah, they used to be called freddy backs.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Now their wheatbooks bites whitty bites.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yeah, are they wheaty bite No? I just called them that. Yeah,
come on because it's cute.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Gooday, guys, This morning, I will be having a lovely
can of red bull and two darts once I finished
milking the cows.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, good stuff, backboat stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Someone here's textor they're just having narchos for breakfast, Like
I like having savory stuff for breakfast, but I feel
like narchos first thing in the morning, a bit off.
I don't know why, though, Uh breakfast A Champions Fellers,
a triple shot long black, Long Black, and a few
mint Zen's.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I love what is in you'd love us in? Tell
me what it's in his pugs.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
It's those little like pouches that you'd banging your lip there.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh okay, chew and backy.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
No, just like that, Jason, good day fellows.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I'm having a large flat white and three chicken tenders
that wrecks of a servo.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh yeah, it totally does.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Shout out to Rumpel Rumpel is having a classic Trady
breakfast of a cocon of smoke.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah. Nice.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
So it's good to see that plenty of New Zealanders
are around, you know, starting the breakfast, are starting the
day the healthy way. Yeah, totally with a good solid
bricky because breakfast is the most important meal.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Of the day. I always start my day off, regardless
of what I'm doing. Coffee in a vape, Yeah yeah.
In fact, as soon as I wake up, I start sucking.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
On your vape on my vase. Oh yeah, cool.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Keep the ticks coming on three four eight three if
you'd like to go in the drawer to win a
cement mixer.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Whodichy Big Show week days from four on Radio hod
I Can.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
There's been a little bit of discussion about why I
sound as sexy as I do and I do. But keasy, mate,
you've come in and you're sounding pretty nasally man, what's
the gap?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, it's usually a sign.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Well, I'm gonna be honest, fellers. I've developed a nasty habit,
which is getting on the durries, getting on the durries
when you're having a few beers.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
For some reason, it started at Magic Round yes it did.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yeah, because Hoidy J.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Would go and have a durry just to sort of
have something to do at the old Caxton Street. Then
I'm I'll come with you, and then bum died a
couple of darts off him.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
About ten and total, by the way, a bit of flaming.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Why yeah, for some reason now, like I just and
I'm like hanging out with Mania and stuff. They're all
bumming darts and you know in pugs as well as
a shocker for it. And even though I grew up
having asthma as a kid, now I've decided, Hey, I've
had enough asthma stopping from doing stuff. I'm gonna have
a couple of darts. And then literally woke up this
(10:03):
morning and I could smell darts.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Oh yeah, So the other guys that you woke up
with or was.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
It you, Jace. Look, he's just right.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
It's okay, keasy. There's no judgment here. Now we've been there.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
If you've just joined us, there's a joke running that
I woke up with some dudes there, there's been nothing
wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
If you did, Yeah, there's no judge there.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Well, I mean that's between you and your wife and
you what you're into.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Man.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, usually it wasn't your bed anyway, so it wasn't
actually technically your bed.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Hey, those coming is coming on three four eight Thread The.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Hold Aking Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Ik to be honest with your fellows. I'm grateful to
be alive. Of course, yesterday was the big rapture. Now,
Keezy talked me through that, mate, because what the hell
were people banging on about?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
So basically, Jase, a South African pastor named Joshua Lukella
Joshua and Lukella he He's released a video on YouTube
saying that he had had a dream and he had
a vision that the rapture was indeed happening on today's date.
When I say today, I mean overnight, yeah, you know
South Africa. And it massively went viral on TikTok with
(11:15):
the hashtag rapture tok and then TikTok has kind of
took it and ran with it and people started to
believe it, yeah, which is pretty standard for this daon age.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Well, my daughter came out last night while I was
just lying on the couch there saying you prepared for
the rapture Dad, And I said, what the hell are
you banging on about? You said we're all going to
die tonight?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
And then what did you say?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I went? Sweet?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
So obviously we are still here doing the hockey break
for show this morning, are we?
Speaker 5 (11:41):
I'm pretty sure?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Man? It feels like we're here like this doesn't feel
like the afterlife. This feels too similar to my regular life.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah we're on breakfast man.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, you're right, so heaven for me is just my
regular life, except for I'm now on break with Pugs and.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Hold after the show to enjoy making your foul instant coffee.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
It's delicious. It's going to be through this show, that's
for sure. What would you guys do if the rapture
was coming? So if I said to you, you've got
a week or even two days, You've got two days
and then the rapture will be here at five pm,
let's say, yes, Saturday afternoon, what.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Do you do?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I'm amazed that you even need to ask me that question, actually, Kisie,
because you know what I'd be doing, right?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Is it the sort of thing you can't go into
because we're on the breakfast in.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
The cast those lines, it's just want to do. I
recently had a two day holiday, ah, and there was
a lot of what I would be doing in the
rapture going on in that two day holiday. Look, I
don't mind admitting, and people will be surprised by this.
I'm a fit and virile man, and there's certain things
I like to do when I have time off, and
certainly if there was a rapture coming, I'd be making
(12:46):
love frequently.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
So he gave you a week warning. What would you
be doing for the other six days? Twenty three hours
and fifty nine minutes? Did?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Man, it's good one minute every week? Is Jason?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Don't know that?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah? Might at best.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I want to be honest mine, with the rapture coming,
I don't think that particular pastime would even come into
equation for me. I think I'd be too worried about
the rapture, so you know, hard to you know when
there's a rapture coming. And mine would mostly be food based.
I think I would drive around. I'd get all of
my favorite foods from all my favorite restaurants, court stopping
mostly at Reburger and Bunning's Trade for a snack, and
(13:28):
they're just assembol just the all time buffet of my
favorite foods and then just go to town.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Look, I've got to be if I'm being really honest
about it would be very hard for me not to
be completely steamed the whole time.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Yeah, because I feel like you'd freak out a eve
it as well.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
And actually, you know what I'd do if there was
like two or three days of the rapture, I'd get
the feels over to my house.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
No, you would take the world ending to get us
over for dinner.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Finally, we you know.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
We could all go out together. How good would that be?
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Can I bring my wife? Hell?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yes, we're not on that way.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
I don't want to come any more.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Gods a tune? What would you do? Use you?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I'll give us a text on three four eight three
Heap Surprises to be One says here that we've got
seventeen wheelbarrows from Bunning's Trade to give away and a
garden shed.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
And it's a landscape as well, up for Grandada three
or four new hoes here I see, huh.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
The whole aching Big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Hold a che right now, it's time four?
Speaker 5 (14:23):
Are you hey?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Guys? Text here from Steve What's on the Breakfast with Me?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Kick me? For those of you that actually don't listen
to the Drive show, we have a very very popular
segment called What's on the Dinner with Me? Keysy, and
it just goes off every single day. It's one of
our top it is, isn't it mode? It's absolutely huge.
It's gone to the point where's sober.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
We've actually brought it back of it so it's only
maybe one or two days per week. And Keezy, because
he's the star of it, he doesn't like to do
it that much. Yes, and so sort of guy. He
is a humble guy, so we have to twist.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
It.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Took a lot for him to be convinced that we
should do it for breakfast. But I think people are
going to be absolutely phizzling about this, Keysy. What do
you say?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Thanks fellas.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
How it works is I just read out what you're
having for bricky slow down because it's complete.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Can you just straighten your head up? Because it's all
a skew at the moment and it's really throwing me off.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I'm doing okay, welcome to What's on the Bricky with me?
Keysy uh good? A fellas Jared here?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Oh my god, Hard Graves, Yeah, Jared, Why we a
n r L player?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Jared's having mouse traps.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
And he's in the tron. Is he day for it?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Does a mouse trap like a muffin with spaghetti and
cheese on it?
Speaker 5 (15:56):
I think it's a piece of bread with some cheese
and some mamie, a little bit of lemons. It's a
little bit of crack pepper.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Okay, yeah, nice, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Having that for Brickie. Sounds good.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
What about this? Get a Fellers Dan here, Dan Hooker?
Is it Dan Hooker?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Carter? Okay yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Spits and a dart for BRICKI here's a sick Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
What an absolute bag.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
He has gone right off the rail since Yeah, that's true. Shocking.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
He's still a great breakfast got delicious?
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Good a guys Harold here.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Harold and Moody Harold from the Life Bus from when
we were kids. Get a guys, Harald the giraffe here
from the Life Bus having a couple of savalois and
an egg and a sandwich and the v to wash
it down.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Oh god, there's something about a couple of savalois beautiful.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
And this is backbone stuff though, isn't it? A lot
of people actually I've noticed here Bricky show, I'm honing
an instant coffee with a peanut butter sandwich this morning.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
No, it's bad bone ship.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
At the last possible moment you need to get something
in and you make yourself a peanut butter sandwich.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
What about this last one? For what's on the breakfast.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
For now?
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Three more?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah? Yeah, three more?
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Kiddo fellas Adam here? Who Sandler? Which one Sandler?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Wow? Sand Man?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
The Sandman fells it's the Sandman here. I'm having crunchy
peanut butter on toast for on the breakfast. I'm gonna
sneak a pepper steak and cheese pie on the way
to work too.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
That that sort of staple fear, I would think for
this time of the day, some kind of petrol station
pie drink yeah, yeah, energy drinks yeah, and about like
four or five darts I reckon.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Yeah, nice, hey, thanks for joining me for on the
breakfast this morning?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Was that they just went off.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Keezy keez the Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hidarchy two.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
To the fact that we've been absolutely inundated with breakfast text,
we're going to carry on with it. Fellers.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Ah, you hey, guys, text here from Steve.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
What's on the breakfast with me? Kick me? Can I
just say, Fellas, we were promised by the boss of
the station that he would be bringing us craploads of coffee. A.
He's not even here and B I see no coffee.
I know you like your instant philp Yeah, but I
(18:39):
want a proper coffee and I wanted Buddy.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Now speak of the devil. He's just turned out. Oh
is this she just walked in, Actually just walked in.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Get a fell By the way, this segment isn't just
Jason winding about kno getting free stuff. The segment is
you texted what you're having for breakfast, We read it
out and then you go on the drawer to win
a cement mixer. Ah, get a Fellas cut of dirty
saucy mcmuffins for me, muffin hole hash brown on the side.
Put it in the muffin because that's how it's done.
Hashtag fat boy special.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
And that's from Pugs and that's from pugs.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
That sounds bloody good, actually sounds delicious.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yeah, good A guys just had three firecracker chicken bites
and a coke from the servo. See, I can do
a chicken tindy in the morning.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
If I'm like stopping in a serve and I'm having
a big like a big morning but not spicy chicken,
I love.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
It anytime in the morning. Good a Feller's peanut buttered
toast and a cucumber.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I just feel like they're taking the purse. I think
they put it out stupid.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I feel put in the slice in the cumber, putting
it on the peanut butter toast.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I think that would be quite nice.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Would they do with the cucumber?
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Good a guys, marmite on toast with an Irish coffee.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
That's a hard man breakfast. All women all on Pugs man,
so keep.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
It to off here.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Many good A guys throw double shot coffees and six
kid sized raisin packets.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
A little lady on them.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I don't know if you guys were the same, but
like in my lunch box, if I got one of
those raisin packets, I'd be filthy, you know what I mean?
I love them because you.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Eat all the raisins out, and I was the kind
of kid that woul grabbed them all out, separate them
all because they come in chunks. I'd like to separate
them all out so they were just individual raisins.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
You were sore, amasively wait, wait, finish, eat them all individually,
and then use the raisin box as a whistle because
you can blow into it and it makes a whistling noise.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Man, you are such a cool kid, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
They'd call me raisin whistle Keezy. Gooday, guys having an
extra long rip on the vapor and a coffee. Then
I'll be off to drive the digger. Yeah, nice backbone stuff.
One more, of course, I'll pick my favorite one. One
large sausage, one large fish and a cup of tea.
A fish and a sausage for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
It's the most random I've heard.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I think fishing coffee.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Fishing coffee is discussing. Yeah, that's foul, but I agree yourself.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
You're a backbone and you're officially in the drawer. When
that cement mixer toos so well done. Oh sorry email
from Bunning's Trade. Not allowed to give away a cement mixer.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Can we still give away the hose?
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Yeah, yeah, good the whole archy.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune in four
on radio Good Morning.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
New Zealand's so very nice to have your company this
Friday morning. Jes a wet and windy day here in
the city. Your sales hope. It's better where you are.
Such a pleasure to have your company. This show, by
the way, is brought to you by Bunning's Trade.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Get into a project sorted with Bunning's Trade.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
It's what the.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Hell's that, folks, though, just a reminder, by the way,
everyone that ticks in on three four a three goes
in the jaw to win something from Bunning's Trade. You
were you were mentioning earlier in the day. The mogi
could be a fence, could be a new deck, whatever
it might be that you need around the house.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Bunning's Trade is the one for you. It's unbelievable. Obviously
in Breakfast the year, prizes get bigger, don't they. So Yeah,
if you text in about anything at all, if we
pick you out, you can have whatever you want. You
can have a new fence, retaining wall, patio. Just on
(22:38):
bird Bath, Bird Bath off and beyond.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Space. Stop spitting everywhere the hell is going on with
you today? Don't bath beyond this.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
The whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hold Iching.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
I do wonder if I'm cut out for this brickfast stuff,
fellas after the morning that I've had, and now for
people that regularly get up at this time, this is
going to sound real punishing, which is everyone listening, which
is literally everyone listening. However, I'm on drive time, so
I get up at eight o'clock every day, and I
go to be very very late because we do the
drive show usually. And now I set my alarm for
(23:28):
about what four thirty this morning, and got up, got ready,
got in the shower, I got it up, got out
of the shower, did all my did all my bits,
and put some moisturizer on just so I didn't feel
crusty because it's the morning, you know what I mean,
put my cool outfit on and my cool hat, and
packed my lunch, got my laptop and then stood in
(23:50):
the hall and checked my phone and it was two o'clock.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Now are you serious? Not five o'clock? Did you know
at any point look at your phone.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
I did look at my phone. I turned my alarm,
I'm off when I got alarm for two. I woke
up thinking my alarm went off, got up, turned it off,
saw that it said four point forty as the alarm,
not the time. Yeah, and then got out of bed
and got in the sharer and got ready. And I
was standing in my hallway like a massive decade.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
I've never ever even heard of anyone doing that.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
That's amazing. Out the gate.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
I was standing there just holding my little briefcase, just
like what am I going to do?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Now?
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (24:25):
So I took my head off and I got back
into bed, like the top layer of my bed and
pulled the blanket up and tried to go back to sleep.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
My guess is you didn't get any extra sleep.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
I did get back to sleep for about twenty minutes,
and it was just horrific nightmares.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Right, it was so good.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I've done the thing. When I've been filming and stuff,
and that's you know, they're terrible hours. You have to
be on set at like five o'clock in the morning
and Manakau, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's terrible.
And I've done, the set the alarm, but to the PM,
not the AM.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Oh that a and you've missed you've been late?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yes, And I get a call on my phone on
set going where are you? Jace? My god? Right?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
And then how long would it take you to get ready?
Because you're way out west, you're deep out west.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Or deep in the bush, you are deep in the bus.
While in that sort of scenario, I can react. I'm
very good at reacting. And it's just station. I'm out there.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Have you had any disasters in the morning, Keezy?
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Ah No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I'm usually a pretty onto it employee, like I'll get
here on time this morning, literally set my alarm for
I think ten to five, woke up at ten to five,
straight in the shower, get changed, here at work, ready
to go, and I know the date.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Well, good for you, so cool man, that's great. Good
you're a Mankesy the whole.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Ikey Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in
on radio.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Plenty of tests coming through on three four eight three
on how people's mornings are Fellers. And also I've noticed
people commenting on the Big Show doing breakfast for a
Friday morning.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
What a pleasure to wake up to you three stallions?
Oh isn't that nice?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
That is lovely than this one here says what's the
frequency for the breeze? So you know, with every compliment
there is also the opposite.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
You get a slapping down, and so you should.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
What about this backbone here feeling shagged?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Had a big day yesterday? I want more details than that.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, totally, yeah, what.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
Were you up to morning, feelers.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I've been baking pye since four am, so all the
mighty backbones can stop and grab a hearty bricky.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
On their way to work. Kia kaha.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
And this is genuine. I have this fantasy actually of
being a baker. I think that would be a great life.
I mean, the hours of crap but getting up at
the crack of dawn and baking bread and pie. That
smells How good man, how good?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
However, you currently have one of the easiest jobs in
the world and you still go if sake every time
you have to go to work.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
So waking up and being at the baker you.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Know in my house? No, how do you know I
do that? KEEZI.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
I don't need to be in.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Your house to know that you do that, Jays, every
pie would just have hoody j spit particles in it
from him going before he puts the top on, They'll
be like, wow, there's are heated naturally using size. Good morning,
Glease here at work already, international freight forwarder backbone looking
forward to an early knockoff today. Then start hydrating for
an AB's thirteen plus victory. Yeah, man, totally over Australia.
(27:27):
Someone else has said Eden Park thirty two, Wallabies eleven.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, that's a very good call.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Actually, Morning Fellas sounding fantastic this morning, pugsy mess of
backbone spit roasting the Morning and Drive show. What Jason
Tony pick up your game, Fellers. That's very It's very
confusing because there's actually an announcer on our station called
Tony already, Yes, Tony of course, so like jokingly calling
me Tony. You know, it's a bit confusing for the listeners.
I think we just sort of drop it.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Well, I don't think he's joking because you are wearing
your Tony jacket as we speak.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I am on the that's true.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
And weirdly, I've got a sort of Tony kind of face.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
The hell does that mean The Holdarky Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on
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