January 1, 2026 • 28 mins
On today's best moments of 2025, we lose a relay, remove stuff from butts and chat stick mags.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We're talking Keysey's wife's weird hobby.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
No, we're just talking weird hobby. I don't want to
her to feel bad about Hibby.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Look it's great. I'm all for it.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
And just to recap what it is, she likes plane spotting,
not full blown plane spotting, like go park up at
the airport and watch planes land, but she loves to
when a plane's flying over here, go oh, that's an
M three whatever, and then guess where it's going to,
where it's come from, and then we'll check the app
and then we go. Ah, you were corrected as from Melbourne,
So good man, thanks.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
To Angus from Westport House Life your mad bastard. Yeah,
good mate, good Yeah. What's your weird hobby?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I like taking other people's noses, bro.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Ah, right, picking other people's noses? Did you say, yeah,
oh yeah right, leave it?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Well no, I clecked it right.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So do you have any notable people's bogies on your
collection or what?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Oh it's a small town mates, basically everyone actually yeah, cool.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Right, every Westport good stuff they go a fifty dollars night.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Against some antiseptic for your fingers. There you're sick, but.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
We can't yuck other people's youms Minogi, who says, well,
you're right. Actually, I don't know who says that because
we can.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Speaking of weird hobbies, I mean, I don't have it
if it qualifies as a weird hobby. But you know
you love your trains, your model trains, Mogy.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I do.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I do love my model trains. But I think I
think for it to be weird, there has to be like, like,
nobody is really doing it. It's really niche, like your
keys is missus.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You're wear the weird conductors hat and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
It's not weird, though, is it? Because it's unique to conductors.
So it's a hat that conductors were, so it's not weird.
It's what they wear.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Jason, I feel like you're really having to go at
people for having these hobbies. I'm all about acceptance. Oh
look I told you about my duck plate wife's hobby.
I'm not one to judge.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Man, that's your.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Your wife likes duck plates, which is, by the way,
for those just joining our plates with little ducks painted
on them. But Mogi, genuinely you have your model train run,
I do, so how much line are you running in there?
Train line?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's probably three and a half cane now and that's
all in the size of just your normal sort of
what it was my daughter's bedroom. But she's out on
the couch now we've got to fold out couch in
the lounge.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
She's in there fair enough.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
And what I've done is so I've got it in
her bedroom and then I've knocked a I've knocked a
hole in the wall, the wall that separates our bedroom
in her bedroom.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So the train now has got a tunnel, yeah, I do,
goes through the tunnel and then into our room and
sort of goes so when you're lying in bed, well,
when we're lying in bed, I can look up and
it's got the train goes all the way around the
top of the eaves. I guess you call it up
there by the trailing there and then back out, so
it sort of does the route right the way around
(02:53):
the house. It takes it seven and a half minutes
to do the full the full house there.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Awesome me see that's cool.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
So there's a difference between weird and the things that
losers do and cool shit.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, like for example, someone here on three for three
I buy and flip sports cards for profit. I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
You were saying off there, Kesy, that you've got back
into collecting old penthouses like classic ones, yeah, and playboys. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well there's just a massive market your house.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, it is. I mean there's a huge audience for
it at your house because it's one of those things
that people probably just go on mind if they're that
way inclined. But you like actual the physical collecting of them,
because you're saying.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
That it's okay, trade boy, what that you can't suit
your history?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Like on the laptop, there's just so much, you know,
the search astry gets clogged up. But if you've just
got a suitcase full of penthouses underneath your beard.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Well that's right. You know, my laptop barely runs anymore,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I mean, Funnily enough, someone came up to me the
other day and said they saw you in a second
hand shop going through the beaded curtain.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Is there a beaded curtain at a second hand shot?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, a lot of them have those. If you're going
into if they've got like pornome eggs like your pink
towels your boys shop really yeah, yeah, totally mad.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I don't know anything about Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Well, what's the earliest one you've got.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I think I've got one from nineteen twelve, okay, yeah, yeah,
it was the theme in the in the centerfold of
that one. I was probably a bit later than that,
actually was The theme was the Great Depression? Couldn't afford clothes?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod I.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Well, last night, as you probably will be aware, we
had our curry night with our respective partners coming along too,
which is nice.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Wasn't it fyellous? Once a year we do that, Yeah,
once a year. Is it the first time? There's the
first time that we brought the partners along though, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
We've been to your place?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah, and we went out to the comedy night as well.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
We should do it more than once a year.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, I think so as well. Yeah, I agree, yeah,
I agree as well. It was bloody good. It was delicious.
Can I say that it was very good? We got
seven curries. I think people should know popadom, but a
garlic nun there Hoidy. J you're a bit worried about
people buying up the alcohol? Yeah, when't your mate? Yeah,
because it was old Hody Jay's shout because he started
(05:22):
smoking when he said he wouldn't. So the punishment was
here to pay for all of us, including wives, to
go out for a curry night.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
What was what made you choose that restaurant?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well, I think you chose it. I didn't choose it.
I was in terms of in terms of Indian restaurants,
it's slightly more upmarket, it's free to say. But the
meal was very nice.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
It was very good. And that's what I thought was
interesting was that we've been there before.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
We used to go. We used to go and we'd
go turn about. We go to different restaurants and we'd
go turn about. I think last time maybe I recommended
OKL Katta, but it was Kesy's turn to pay, and
he was horrified by the price, and you ended up
going halves of them, Jason. And then this time around,
now that he knew that you were paying, he recommended
this one for you. And so we've ended up at
the most expensive curry joint.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
And I just say, can just one hundred percent? I
was horrified by the place last time, and I wasn't
in a situation where I could actually afford a dinner
like that because my wife had just been made redundant
and all of a sudden, Moogi's picking the most expensive
Indian place. So that's why. But when we chose, when
I chose this restaurant, I chose it because it's nice,
the partners are coming, and also I fully intended to
(06:29):
pay my ship and we even tried.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
We tried to pay last night. We tried to go
thirds on it, and and Howdy J, you went having
it man.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
No managers, Oh, thank you very much generous, and the
audio proved it. Unfortunately there was there was no getting
out of it for Howdy J. And I was actually
horrified when we got there because Kezy was drinking the
water and I was like, CAZy, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
And you know you got to have busies.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Well, he was drinking the water because he knew he
was going to try and pay.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
And then as soon as I was like, maybe might
actually pay you when the red wine stuf.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
What was the pinots you were getting there? I got
to actually mind. I don't know how you guys feel
about it back in the day. If I was having
a carry I go beersies.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yes, you know what I mean. I'm surprised by the ones.
Everyone was on the wines.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yes they were, But I tell you what was very nice. Yes,
at the end of it, I went.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Is that enough?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I was edge of going I could eat more, but
actually was probably a perfect amount.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Once I got home, I was like, no, I am full,
I'm happy, and you know, with curries you can just
keep going. I'll just dip another name and now I
have some more sauces.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, but you said that you smashed the reburger on
the way home as well. Why you were totally full? Yeah,
that's right, but you know we should we should do
that more partners, can.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I just say it was very fun having the seven
curries on off it all right? It was really nice.
There was seven different curries. Everyone was having a bit
of everything. I liked two of them.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Oh wow, really? Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
How many did you try? I tried five. I couldn't.
I wasn't allowed to try Pugs and his partner's ones
down the end.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Of three that was off limits to you. I tried
all three of those, aren't. Yeah, No, I certainly saw.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
You trying everything, and then the ultra hot Vindaloo tried
that very nice, Yes, was good. And then there was
a seafood one I don't like seafood, and so the
only ones I really have the saucer of the handleries. Yeah,
but the only ones I really could it was the
one I ordered, which was a medium butter chicken. And
of course everyone came to me when I ordered it,
and then when it came out, just everyone orders just
(08:34):
the butter chicken. We all like that the best. Let's
just get that you're going to have a variety to have.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
A pawn for a set and actually just on that
with because there were three carries down pug Sounds in
which he'd ordered and I meant to get some of that.
He literally forked me in my hand, just like shoved
this fork in my head. I was like, whoa shock man? Yeah,
but no, it's very good. When he went out and party.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Pugson got home from the curry night after one am.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
He's got about two thirty to three.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, and he was saying if he got a reburger
on the Pretty Crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
The Whole Acting Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Alcohol, there's a group one carcinogen, a carcinogen being something
that gives you cancer, right, Group one being the most
cancerous of the group's keezy.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Right bad.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
And what it was saying was, if you have a
bottle of wine, yes, just one. It's just a standy
sort of Tuesday evening, just you on your own watching
tally kezy. Yeah, fine, is the equivalent of smoking five
cigarettes if you're if you're a man, or smoking ten
cigarettes if you're a woman.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Well, I thought that's about sexes, don't you. Oh yeah,
I know. We'll tell the cancer.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yeah, that's That's not the worst thing about the cancer.
The worst thing about the cancer is that kills millions
and millions. The fact that its sexes is probably admirable
compared to some of its other personality traits. I think
the main point. You're right, it's a murderer, and you're
worried about it being sexes. What you're right, I think
you're getting distract Yeah, totally, you are. Just I admire
(10:08):
the sexism. You're right, it is admirable.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
So back in the day then, when I was drinking
four bottles of wine and smashing two packs of diaries. Yes,
so what's that that's responsibly there's sixty daries to night?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Well, I think I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
I think if you if you drink a bottle of wine,
and that means it's five cigarettes for us, there's men. Yes,
still seems a bit sexy. It is because we should
get ten cigarettes. Why do they get all the cigarettes? Yeah,
exactly if I'm ringing the bottle of wine and that's
like smoking five cigarettes. If I smoke five cigarettes, I
think then they cancel each other out.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Well he are you sure that's how it works, because yeah,
I don't know anything about it. Yeah, well that's the thing.
You don't preface it just by saying I don't know
anything about it. But it seems like you'd be adding
to the total, not taking away from the total.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
No, I think it does work like that. It's a
weird thing where they cancel each other out.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
It is a weird thing.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
So you know when you multiply a negative and a
negative oh anything by yeah, your racles are positive. I
think this is one of those instances, so it becomes
a good thing.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, so it's like when I was smoking, say, forty diaries,
a day or at night and having four bottles of wine.
So I'm actually coming out on the positive there because
of forty daries canceling out the twenty darries from the wine.
It's almost like I'm going to the gym. Yes, you
know what I mean, because.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
It's so the important thing is to go to bed
on zero or in the positive. Yes, right, and it
does it? Do you just not drink wine if wine
is so bad for you.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Know, I think it's I think it's specifically wine is
the problem. Yeah, I'm getting when I start drinking, I'm
going to go back to probably beers because beers castinogen.
Well it doesn't say anything specifically. See is here Drinking
a bottle of wine is the equivalent to smoking five
cigarettes for men, fifteen cigarettes for a woman, no mention
of any other alcohol.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So all women should not be allowed to drink wine
because it's so bad for them. Well, that's I'll be honest.
That sounds a little bit sick. He's terrible. No, it's
just really I.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Ble of wine. They need to smoke ten darries.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, sure, I don't know where he goes straight to
the sex. I'm sorry, fellas, I just I misread the situation.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Was a touch of racism.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
And then The Darky Big Show week days from four
on Radio HODK.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
This is breaking news as a PERV break is breaking news, Fellers.
The ACC has officially reported the amount of money it
is spent this year on people fishing things out of
(12:40):
their back passage.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Okay, we do it with a fishing rod.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
No, not literal fishing magie, But thank you for the question,
and not the ACC the old alternative commentary collective we're
talking about this, that would make sense. Well, yeah, that's
that's perfectly normal for them to spend one hundred and
twenty five thousand dollars on people fishing things out of
their backside. Wown one hundred, one hundred and twenty five
(13:05):
thousand dollars. It's pretty good. It's up from last year's
figure of just over fifty thousand.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
So can I just clarify here they didn't have one
hundred and twenty five thousand dollars up their backside. That's
what they spent on removing things that people have shoved.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Up there, correct, Jason, Right, Okay, I haven't heard of that.
I haven't heard of people charging to take things out. Well,
I've heard of them charging to put things in and.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Then yeah, well we of course famously you did you've
bit of filming this year, Megan, What did you get
a speaker up you?
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Boss? What was it about? As a yui boom? Yeah,
just looking into the costs of actually removing this according
to the Accident Compensation Regulations two thousand and three, Yeah,
that'd be right, roughly thirty three dollars and ninety seven
cents per item removal. Really roughly, that's a lot of removal.
(13:58):
So you do the maths on that. In the past year,
we're talking three thousand, six hundred and eighty nine people
having something removed out of their backside. That seems cheap.
For the removal of it does series very cheap. So
what are you who's doing that work? It sounds like
it's somebody at Peckham Sage. That's thirty three bucks in there.
Maybe it's maybe it's based on the amount of time
(14:19):
it takes for a doctor on an average salary to remove.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
It, right, Yeah, because I mean that's cheap. I'm almost
tempted to shove something up there.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
It's a bagging.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
What's the weirdest thing you've fetched out.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Probably mind, he's gonna get a bit of puck, you know,
pants up crap. Oh yeah, well what about you go.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
On Rubert's Kid?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Was it solved.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Internally?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
What about you? Mogie? I don't think I could top.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
That the whole actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Keysy weekdays at four on Radio Hod.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I keep kind of a Valentine's Date today. You've always
been in a bit of an old school romantic chase. Yeah,
I have what did you get up to?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Do you go? From the moment you wake up?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Do you get up?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I do. Yeah, And it's a bit of a sort
of I guess the only concern I have about my
sort of Valentine's Day stuff now is it's getting a
bit cliche because I do it every year the same.
I get up, I make my wife breakfast in bed, yes,
with her morning coffee, and then she reads for a
(15:33):
little while, and I just give her a foot rub
while she's reading. She quite enjoys that. Yeah, And then
she goes and has a shower and gets change and
comes out into the lounge, a lounge which I've sort
of bedicked with hundreds and hundreds of flowers just all
over the gallons, just everywhere in the lounge and the
kitchen area, and and I leave a little note on
(15:58):
the on the bench. They're just saying, very simple, I
love you a little love heart with a little C
B for Jharrow going through what about yourself?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Sort of similar we actually, you know a lot of
people take their birthdays off each year. We take Valentine's
side because it's that special to us. Very similar to
start to the day, except rather than you know, my
wife reading, I read to her lovely, lovely, and what
I read to her is every year, I sort of
throughout the year, I'll work on a poem.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah, I've got to hear if you guys want to, sure, definitely.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I raven Trest my midnight flame, whose eyes outshine the
starry frame and shadows deep. Your beauty gleams the echo
of my heart's pure dreams. The voice a silver brook,
soft flow, doth hush my fears, doth calm my woe?
And every glance of boundless sky a tempest wild, a lullaby.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
If angels dwell in Realm's unseen, they borrow from my grape,
from thy great serene no Eden fear nor heaven bright
can rival thee my day.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
My night, lovely.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
So take this vow, my heart, my breath, my name.
I'll sing through life and death and every throb in
every prayer forever Zara find me there.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I love the use of throb there, that's good man.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, that's a beautiful working on that. That must make
her a bit terearry.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah, I mean it's appreciated even when it comes from
the heart.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Sure, man, sure, what did you get up to? You?
The key?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Honest fellers, Mine got off on the wrong foot, got up,
My wife was up before me, went to the toilet,
came out just with a towel on, and she goes,
did you really have to just go bomb the toilet
just as I was in a rush to go to work.
Oh yeah, that's hot. So instantly we're in an argument.
And then I'm happy Valentine's daut of you as well,
(17:56):
which is the worst thing. You shouldn't. I shouldn't have
said that. And then are you sure to say that? Yeah? Yeah,
it was fine. I then had some cereal, some wheatbooks bites,
and she came over for a kiss goodbye, and I
had milk and cereal on my lip. She kissed me
and then had it on her lip and she goes,
it's disgusting. I'm never kissing you again.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
And then she's ah because there were eggs on the table.
She's like, you're not making eggs sandwiches though, And I
was like, yeah I am. She's like great, so go
canna be farting later on.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
And Stuart, you were saying our ear as well? Then
what well? No that she left and then she came
back in just as you were ripping ass on the couch.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah yeah, and then once again I just doubled down.
Happy Valentine's Day. How long you been married for? Man?
Only two years?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
I still got it? Yeah, still got it. Man, still
got that old magic.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah Man.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
The hud Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Well, today was the day of the Big Race, and
what a race it was. We've got Jeremy Wells from
the Breakfast Show and the show with us and Jerry.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Of course she did a commentary. Yeah, I did do
a commentary. I was there. I sadly I couldn't run.
I mean I wish I could have run, but unfortunately
I have arthritis and my right knee and running on
with bone on bone grinding is not ideal, and so
I had an exemption. Look as I said, I would
have loved to have run y and I'm watching you guys.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
That brought a lot of joy to me, watching the.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Camaraderie that a team gets. A four by one hundred
meter relay team. Everybody has their role, sure, so you know,
Keezy has his role as the fastest runner on the team,
and Mogi just second there, and Pug's probably third, and
then Jace the I don't know how you described the
anchor of the side coming through at the end.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
You know, I've got to you know, you talk about
your arthritis and the knee there, Jez, I've got no hamstrings,
so you know, we've all got our disabilities, but I
still ran well. Some of those they don't even have legs. Yeah, yeah,
well exactly. But shall we get to the commentary?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
I think so, And feel free to text in at
any point on three four eighths three you get yourself
in the drawer for a fifty or reburg of our
chat and just give your opinions on the run.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
This is our first time hearing the commentary as well,
so exciting stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Let's do it.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
There's a lot on the line here. Of course, whoever
wins this has to do the other show's show, So
it's breakfast when they've got to do the big show,
big show, when they're going to get up very early
in the morning and do the breakfast show. Some good
sportsmanship being shown by Mike Minogue and Ruder who's going
to be running first for the breakfast show. Okay, Ruder
first and Mike Minogue first. Here we go, and Ruder
(20:36):
is out of the blocks, and so as Mike Minogue.
As they come around the outside, Mike Minogue showing good pace,
but Ruder is hanging in there. He knows that it's
all about staying in there for his one hundred meters.
As Mike Minogue passes it now too Kesy and Minogue
and Ruder has given it to Minight who is now
going down the outside.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
And it looks like Kezy is pulling pulled a quad
muscle and he has now some going through and mini
has overtaken him and he's passing the baton through to
Zoe who is now.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
Running and she's running on the outside of the track
and Pugs is coming up on the inside. This is
super close, Pugs gaining on Zoe Zoe. He's going to
pass it to acc head G Lane for the Breakfast team,
and the button has been changed, has been passed, and
Glane going down the outside as Jason Hoyt versus g Lane,
(21:28):
G Lane versus Hoyt, and Hot looks like he's pulled
up Lame with some kind of groin injury as acc
here g Lane storms home on the outside and he's
giving him the fingers and he has passed the finish
line and they have taken it out in the Breakfast
Show over the Big Show, and I gotta say it
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all came down to Keyzy, who looked like he pulled
a muscle there on the back straight.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Mike Maniga, is how you saw it?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
That's right within about twenty meters of the hand in
the bottom to and he pulled up Lane had to
do the final Lady Meet his little limp. And that's
about as well as you can expect it to go. Jerry,
fifty percent of our team getting injured. I sort of
feel like Pugs and I don't have to do the
show next week. It feels like this should be solely
on the backs of Howdy j and Chris Key.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
It's been campaigning this for this, it means a lot
to him. Gotta be honest, one, I'd.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Be you are.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I'd be you are because you did well.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
You ran well, Mike, And look, I thought in all
of the pre.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Match chat, you know, it was all about Keyzy and
Keyesy's pace.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
And he really said he was really saying, what a
pace man.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
He was.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Great work from u acc here Glay, but pretty easy
with you.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
With Chase, who didn't even end up running.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
He did as soon as we got the baton.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
When I side by side, he was like, yeah, yeah, who.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Would have thought that Keysy had been the week link? There?
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Interesting great thing is we'll be We'll be able to
talk about keys being the week Link for the rest
of his life.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
So something to think about that.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, well, let's just start off right now. Kezy was
not the week Link. It was a catastrophic event. And
I have to say, up until that point, the big
show plan was going perfectly. Moogie got up to a
very nice lead, Keesy was extending it significantly. As it
turns out, it would have been extended even further by
(23:24):
Pugsan and we would have had that twenty to thirty
meter lead that we needed. So Hoidy Jacob start off
at a canter, but it wasn't to be Fellas.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
It wasn't to be guys. No, I mean, sure, we
come back after a churn and get Jerry. We can
dissect this a little bit further. I think we're going
to get pretty forensic about this over the next one
week to ten years.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Kid is very quiet over there on that side of
the desk, well very quiet.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
It's just he's gone pale.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
He's lost the color and well he's remembering the trauma
of his quad exploding.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah. Well, I mean, Jerry, you'd be familiar with this feeling.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Man.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
You just feel like you're in a room and everyone
hates you, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Well, the thing is that what they say keasy pride
comes before a.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Four Art said, here's loser By being.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Tune in on radio Accent. This is breaking news. We
certainly do Fellas. This coming in live as we speak.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
A man.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Has been banned by United Airlines for doing wheeze on
a sleeping passenger. Now the passenger's name was Jerome Gutarez.
He was sleeping in business class, which I thought was
an interesting detail. He woke up to find his stomach
downwards was saturated with warm urine.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
It would be warm, war depends. It depends how long
he'd been sitting in it for, because it.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Just says here there was warm urine. I'm reading from
the article Jace.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Just but Mogi's head at would be but it wouldn't
be warm. But that's only if he woke up immediately.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
This is it. G was sitting in a seat with
his clothes soaking. Only realized what had happened after the
man had finished urinating on him.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
So he was obviously snoozing, maybe in a business.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Class he woke up. Does anybody urinate on him at
any point? Are you apparently a guy urinated on him?
Jas just so, Yeah, Now the guy apologized. The staff
came over for being urinated on this. Sorry, mag you've
got the wrong end of the stick with the man,
(25:39):
the guy that had done the urinating. Ah, the urinate
or it's called weeze.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Men.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
You're so spoiled a little pest boy.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
It feels like the sort of least you can do.
What do you mean, apologize?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
The least you could do you know what I mean?
If you've just what the most you could do is
also do number twos on him. Oh there's the most
you do.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Well, I think you could do more than that. The
least you could do is not urinated on them at all.
That's very very actually right, Yes, the very least you
could do.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yeah, once urinated on a flatmate's TV.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yes, but that's because what you let me guess, you
went to be a hammer drunk, you woke up in
the middle of the night, you got last you urinated
on this TV.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Yes, maybe that's well, this is the thing I'm trying
to think. I don't think this guy's intentionally gone wheeze
on this Jerome guy. I think he's maybe got a
condition where he can't hold his urinin no the toilets.
How do you know people have these conditions, Jase, But
you know that it's coming.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
He would have known that he wanted to weave for
quite some time prior to doing that.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
But I suggests that he was steamed that he just
staggered down and just did a keys What.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Do you mean, sorry, pessing on? Someone's not doing a
keyzy Jays, that's doing a wheezy you're getting mixed up there, man,
So what do you do? You're busting, You're a bit staying,
you're on a plane. You realize the toilets are out
of action, whatever reason. What do you do to How
can you combat that? For thirty seconds?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yeah, I don't believe that's what happened.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
We don't know steam, We don't know what he's assuming.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Jason, you know, and if that were the case and
he was stone cold sober, but he was just busting.
Why would you urinate on an actual.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Process that I would opt for because I'm a backbone
and this is just med urinate on the floor, thank you,
thank you, or the food trolley, or i'd find you
know where they put the coffee one of those urns
and do it in the air.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Thank you. Yeah, we didn't put the put THEE on
the coffee. No one needs to.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Coffee always does taste like pass.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Anyway, that's true.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
I do think it's odd though, that they've released the
name of the guy who got urinated on and are
humiliating him publicly, not just publicly internationally. But I don't
know the name of the guy that was doing the urinating.
I want to know his name fair Point Water Sports.
You're like a golden shower, Key.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Jace, What No, I don't. It's like a regular shower, Okay,
in the morning, usually sometimes at night if I'm sweety.
Have we going to say today with the artists?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Here's a golden show. I mean in the sunlight of
the sunlight coming through the rain.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Show you do, Buddy the.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Hold King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
We're talking Keysey's wife's weird hobby.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
No, we're just talking weird hobby. I don't want to
her to feel bad about Hibby.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Look it's great. I'm all for it.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
And just to recap what it is, she likes plane spotting,
not full blown plane spotting, like go park up at
the airport and watch planes land, but she loves to
when a plane's flying over here, go oh, that's an
M three whatever, and then guess where it's going to,
where it's come from, and then we'll check the app
and then we go. Ah, you were corrected as from Melbourne,
So good man, thanks.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
To Angus from Westport House Life your mad bastard. Yeah,
good mate, good Yeah. What's your weird hobby?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I like taking other people's noses, bro.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Ah, right, picking other people's noses? Did you say, yeah,
oh yeah right, leave it?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Well no, I clecked it right.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So do you have any notable people's bogies on your
collection or what?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Oh it's a small town mates, basically everyone actually yeah, cool.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Right, every Westport good stuff they go a fifty dollars night.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Against some antiseptic for your fingers. There you're sick, but.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
We can't yuck other people's youms Minogi, who says, well,
you're right. Actually, I don't know who says that because
we can.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Speaking of weird hobbies, I mean, I don't have it
if it qualifies as a weird hobby. But you know
you love your trains, your model trains, Mogy.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I do.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I do love my model trains. But I think I
think for it to be weird, there has to be like, like,
nobody is really doing it. It's really niche, like your
keys is missus.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You're wear the weird conductors hat and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
It's not weird, though, is it? Because it's unique to conductors.
So it's a hat that conductors were, so it's not weird.
It's what they wear.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Jason, I feel like you're really having to go at
people for having these hobbies. I'm all about acceptance. Oh
look I told you about my duck plate wife's hobby.
I'm not one to judge.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Man, that's your.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Your wife likes duck plates, which is, by the way,
for those just joining our plates with little ducks painted
on them. But Mogi, genuinely you have your model train run,
I do, so how much line are you running in there?
Train line?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's probably three and a half cane now and that's
all in the size of just your normal sort of
what it was my daughter's bedroom. But she's out on
the couch now we've got to fold out couch in
the lounge.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
She's in there fair enough.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
And what I've done is so I've got it in
her bedroom and then I've knocked a I've knocked a
hole in the wall, the wall that separates our bedroom
in her bedroom.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
So the train now has got a tunnel, yeah, I do,
goes through the tunnel and then into our room and
sort of goes so when you're lying in bed, well,
when we're lying in bed, I can look up and
it's got the train goes all the way around the
top of the eaves. I guess you call it up
there by the trailing there and then back out, so
it sort of does the route right the way around
(02:53):
the house. It takes it seven and a half minutes
to do the full the full house there.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Awesome me see that's cool.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
So there's a difference between weird and the things that
losers do and cool shit.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, like for example, someone here on three for three
I buy and flip sports cards for profit. I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
You were saying off there, Kesy, that you've got back
into collecting old penthouses like classic ones, yeah, and playboys. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well there's just a massive market your house.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, it is. I mean there's a huge audience for
it at your house because it's one of those things
that people probably just go on mind if they're that
way inclined. But you like actual the physical collecting of them,
because you're saying.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
That it's okay, trade boy, what that you can't suit
your history?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Like on the laptop, there's just so much, you know,
the search astry gets clogged up. But if you've just
got a suitcase full of penthouses underneath your beard.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Well that's right. You know, my laptop barely runs anymore,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I mean, Funnily enough, someone came up to me the
other day and said they saw you in a second
hand shop going through the beaded curtain.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Is there a beaded curtain at a second hand shot?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, a lot of them have those. If you're going
into if they've got like pornome eggs like your pink
towels your boys shop really yeah, yeah, totally mad.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I don't know anything about Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Well, what's the earliest one you've got.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I think I've got one from nineteen twelve, okay, yeah, yeah,
it was the theme in the in the centerfold of
that one. I was probably a bit later than that,
actually was The theme was the Great Depression? Couldn't afford clothes?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod I.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Well, last night, as you probably will be aware, we
had our curry night with our respective partners coming along too,
which is nice.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Wasn't it fyellous? Once a year we do that, Yeah,
once a year. Is it the first time? There's the
first time that we brought the partners along though, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
We've been to your place?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah, and we went out to the comedy night as well.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
We should do it more than once a year.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, I think so as well. Yeah, I agree, yeah,
I agree as well. It was bloody good. It was delicious.
Can I say that it was very good? We got
seven curries. I think people should know popadom, but a
garlic nun there Hoidy. J you're a bit worried about
people buying up the alcohol? Yeah, when't your mate? Yeah,
because it was old Hody Jay's shout because he started
(05:22):
smoking when he said he wouldn't. So the punishment was
here to pay for all of us, including wives, to
go out for a curry night.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
What was what made you choose that restaurant?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well, I think you chose it. I didn't choose it.
I was in terms of in terms of Indian restaurants,
it's slightly more upmarket, it's free to say. But the
meal was very nice.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
It was very good. And that's what I thought was
interesting was that we've been there before.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
We used to go. We used to go and we'd
go turn about. We go to different restaurants and we'd
go turn about. I think last time maybe I recommended
OKL Katta, but it was Kesy's turn to pay, and
he was horrified by the price, and you ended up
going halves of them, Jason. And then this time around,
now that he knew that you were paying, he recommended
this one for you. And so we've ended up at
the most expensive curry joint.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
And I just say, can just one hundred percent? I
was horrified by the place last time, and I wasn't
in a situation where I could actually afford a dinner
like that because my wife had just been made redundant
and all of a sudden, Moogi's picking the most expensive
Indian place. So that's why. But when we chose, when
I chose this restaurant, I chose it because it's nice,
the partners are coming, and also I fully intended to
(06:29):
pay my ship and we even tried.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
We tried to pay last night. We tried to go
thirds on it, and and Howdy J, you went having
it man.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
No managers, Oh, thank you very much generous, and the
audio proved it. Unfortunately there was there was no getting
out of it for Howdy J. And I was actually
horrified when we got there because Kezy was drinking the
water and I was like, CAZy, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
And you know you got to have busies.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Well, he was drinking the water because he knew he
was going to try and pay.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
And then as soon as I was like, maybe might
actually pay you when the red wine stuf.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
What was the pinots you were getting there? I got
to actually mind. I don't know how you guys feel
about it back in the day. If I was having
a carry I go beersies.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yes, you know what I mean. I'm surprised by the ones.
Everyone was on the wines.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yes they were, But I tell you what was very nice. Yes,
at the end of it, I went.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Is that enough?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I was edge of going I could eat more, but
actually was probably a perfect amount.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Once I got home, I was like, no, I am full,
I'm happy, and you know, with curries you can just
keep going. I'll just dip another name and now I
have some more sauces.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, but you said that you smashed the reburger on
the way home as well. Why you were totally full? Yeah,
that's right, but you know we should we should do
that more partners, can.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I just say it was very fun having the seven
curries on off it all right? It was really nice.
There was seven different curries. Everyone was having a bit
of everything. I liked two of them.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Oh wow, really? Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
How many did you try? I tried five. I couldn't.
I wasn't allowed to try Pugs and his partner's ones
down the end.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Of three that was off limits to you. I tried
all three of those, aren't. Yeah, No, I certainly saw.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
You trying everything, and then the ultra hot Vindaloo tried
that very nice, Yes, was good. And then there was
a seafood one I don't like seafood, and so the
only ones I really have the saucer of the handleries. Yeah,
but the only ones I really could it was the
one I ordered, which was a medium butter chicken. And
of course everyone came to me when I ordered it,
and then when it came out, just everyone orders just
(08:34):
the butter chicken. We all like that the best. Let's
just get that you're going to have a variety to have.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
A pawn for a set and actually just on that
with because there were three carries down pug Sounds in
which he'd ordered and I meant to get some of that.
He literally forked me in my hand, just like shoved
this fork in my head. I was like, whoa shock man? Yeah,
but no, it's very good. When he went out and party.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Pugson got home from the curry night after one am.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
He's got about two thirty to three.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, and he was saying if he got a reburger
on the Pretty Crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
The Whole Acting Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Alcohol, there's a group one carcinogen, a carcinogen being something
that gives you cancer, right, Group one being the most
cancerous of the group's keezy.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Right bad.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
And what it was saying was, if you have a
bottle of wine, yes, just one. It's just a standy
sort of Tuesday evening, just you on your own watching
tally kezy. Yeah, fine, is the equivalent of smoking five
cigarettes if you're if you're a man, or smoking ten
cigarettes if you're a woman.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Well, I thought that's about sexes, don't you. Oh yeah,
I know. We'll tell the cancer.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yeah, that's That's not the worst thing about the cancer.
The worst thing about the cancer is that kills millions
and millions. The fact that its sexes is probably admirable
compared to some of its other personality traits. I think
the main point. You're right, it's a murderer, and you're
worried about it being sexes. What you're right, I think
you're getting distract Yeah, totally, you are. Just I admire
(10:08):
the sexism. You're right, it is admirable.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
So back in the day then, when I was drinking
four bottles of wine and smashing two packs of diaries. Yes,
so what's that that's responsibly there's sixty daries to night?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Well, I think I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
I think if you if you drink a bottle of wine,
and that means it's five cigarettes for us, there's men. Yes,
still seems a bit sexy. It is because we should
get ten cigarettes. Why do they get all the cigarettes? Yeah,
exactly if I'm ringing the bottle of wine and that's
like smoking five cigarettes. If I smoke five cigarettes, I
think then they cancel each other out.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Well he are you sure that's how it works, because yeah,
I don't know anything about it. Yeah, well that's the thing.
You don't preface it just by saying I don't know
anything about it. But it seems like you'd be adding
to the total, not taking away from the total.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
No, I think it does work like that. It's a
weird thing where they cancel each other out.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
It is a weird thing.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
So you know when you multiply a negative and a
negative oh anything by yeah, your racles are positive. I
think this is one of those instances, so it becomes
a good thing.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, so it's like when I was smoking, say, forty diaries,
a day or at night and having four bottles of wine.
So I'm actually coming out on the positive there because
of forty daries canceling out the twenty darries from the wine.
It's almost like I'm going to the gym. Yes, you
know what I mean, because.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
It's so the important thing is to go to bed
on zero or in the positive. Yes, right, and it
does it? Do you just not drink wine if wine
is so bad for you.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Know, I think it's I think it's specifically wine is
the problem. Yeah, I'm getting when I start drinking, I'm
going to go back to probably beers because beers castinogen.
Well it doesn't say anything specifically. See is here Drinking
a bottle of wine is the equivalent to smoking five
cigarettes for men, fifteen cigarettes for a woman, no mention
of any other alcohol.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So all women should not be allowed to drink wine
because it's so bad for them. Well, that's I'll be honest.
That sounds a little bit sick. He's terrible. No, it's
just really I.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Ble of wine. They need to smoke ten darries.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, sure, I don't know where he goes straight to
the sex. I'm sorry, fellas, I just I misread the situation.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Was a touch of racism.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
And then The Darky Big Show week days from four
on Radio HODK.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
This is breaking news as a PERV break is breaking news, Fellers.
The ACC has officially reported the amount of money it
is spent this year on people fishing things out of
(12:40):
their back passage.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Okay, we do it with a fishing rod.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
No, not literal fishing magie, But thank you for the question,
and not the ACC the old alternative commentary collective we're
talking about this, that would make sense. Well, yeah, that's
that's perfectly normal for them to spend one hundred and
twenty five thousand dollars on people fishing things out of
their backside. Wown one hundred, one hundred and twenty five
(13:05):
thousand dollars. It's pretty good. It's up from last year's
figure of just over fifty thousand.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
So can I just clarify here they didn't have one
hundred and twenty five thousand dollars up their backside. That's
what they spent on removing things that people have shoved.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Up there, correct, Jason, Right, Okay, I haven't heard of that.
I haven't heard of people charging to take things out. Well,
I've heard of them charging to put things in and.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Then yeah, well we of course famously you did you've
bit of filming this year, Megan, What did you get
a speaker up you?
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Boss? What was it about? As a yui boom? Yeah,
just looking into the costs of actually removing this according
to the Accident Compensation Regulations two thousand and three, Yeah,
that'd be right, roughly thirty three dollars and ninety seven
cents per item removal. Really roughly, that's a lot of removal.
(13:58):
So you do the maths on that. In the past year,
we're talking three thousand, six hundred and eighty nine people
having something removed out of their backside. That seems cheap.
For the removal of it does series very cheap. So
what are you who's doing that work? It sounds like
it's somebody at Peckham Sage. That's thirty three bucks in there.
Maybe it's maybe it's based on the amount of time
(14:19):
it takes for a doctor on an average salary to remove.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
It, right, Yeah, because I mean that's cheap. I'm almost
tempted to shove something up there.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
It's a bagging.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
What's the weirdest thing you've fetched out.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Probably mind, he's gonna get a bit of puck, you know,
pants up crap. Oh yeah, well what about you go.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
On Rubert's Kid?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Was it solved.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Internally?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
What about you? Mogie? I don't think I could top.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
That the whole actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Keysy weekdays at four on Radio Hod.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I keep kind of a Valentine's Date today. You've always
been in a bit of an old school romantic chase. Yeah,
I have what did you get up to?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Do you go? From the moment you wake up?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Do you get up?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I do. Yeah, And it's a bit of a sort
of I guess the only concern I have about my
sort of Valentine's Day stuff now is it's getting a
bit cliche because I do it every year the same.
I get up, I make my wife breakfast in bed, yes,
with her morning coffee, and then she reads for a
(15:33):
little while, and I just give her a foot rub
while she's reading. She quite enjoys that. Yeah, And then
she goes and has a shower and gets change and
comes out into the lounge, a lounge which I've sort
of bedicked with hundreds and hundreds of flowers just all
over the gallons, just everywhere in the lounge and the
kitchen area, and and I leave a little note on
(15:58):
the on the bench. They're just saying, very simple, I
love you a little love heart with a little C
B for Jharrow going through what about yourself?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
Sort of similar we actually, you know a lot of
people take their birthdays off each year. We take Valentine's
side because it's that special to us. Very similar to
start to the day, except rather than you know, my
wife reading, I read to her lovely, lovely, and what
I read to her is every year, I sort of
throughout the year, I'll work on a poem.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah, I've got to hear if you guys want to, sure, definitely.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I raven Trest my midnight flame, whose eyes outshine the
starry frame and shadows deep. Your beauty gleams the echo
of my heart's pure dreams. The voice a silver brook,
soft flow, doth hush my fears, doth calm my woe?
And every glance of boundless sky a tempest wild, a lullaby.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
If angels dwell in Realm's unseen, they borrow from my grape,
from thy great serene no Eden fear nor heaven bright
can rival thee my day.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
My night, lovely.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
So take this vow, my heart, my breath, my name.
I'll sing through life and death and every throb in
every prayer forever Zara find me there.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I love the use of throb there, that's good man.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, that's a beautiful working on that. That must make
her a bit terearry.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah, I mean it's appreciated even when it comes from
the heart.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Sure, man, sure, what did you get up to? You?
The key?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Honest fellers, Mine got off on the wrong foot, got up,
My wife was up before me, went to the toilet,
came out just with a towel on, and she goes,
did you really have to just go bomb the toilet
just as I was in a rush to go to work.
Oh yeah, that's hot. So instantly we're in an argument.
And then I'm happy Valentine's daut of you as well,
(17:56):
which is the worst thing. You shouldn't. I shouldn't have
said that. And then are you sure to say that? Yeah? Yeah,
it was fine. I then had some cereal, some wheatbooks bites,
and she came over for a kiss goodbye, and I
had milk and cereal on my lip. She kissed me
and then had it on her lip and she goes,
it's disgusting. I'm never kissing you again.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
And then she's ah because there were eggs on the table.
She's like, you're not making eggs sandwiches though, And I
was like, yeah I am. She's like great, so go
canna be farting later on.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
And Stuart, you were saying our ear as well? Then
what well? No that she left and then she came
back in just as you were ripping ass on the couch.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah yeah, and then once again I just doubled down.
Happy Valentine's Day. How long you been married for? Man?
Only two years?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
I still got it? Yeah, still got it. Man, still
got that old magic.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah Man.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
The hud Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Well, today was the day of the Big Race, and
what a race it was. We've got Jeremy Wells from
the Breakfast Show and the show with us and Jerry.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Of course she did a commentary. Yeah, I did do
a commentary. I was there. I sadly I couldn't run.
I mean I wish I could have run, but unfortunately
I have arthritis and my right knee and running on
with bone on bone grinding is not ideal, and so
I had an exemption. Look as I said, I would
have loved to have run y and I'm watching you guys.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
That brought a lot of joy to me, watching the.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Camaraderie that a team gets. A four by one hundred
meter relay team. Everybody has their role, sure, so you know,
Keezy has his role as the fastest runner on the team,
and Mogi just second there, and Pug's probably third, and
then Jace the I don't know how you described the
anchor of the side coming through at the end.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
You know, I've got to you know, you talk about
your arthritis and the knee there, Jez, I've got no hamstrings,
so you know, we've all got our disabilities, but I
still ran well. Some of those they don't even have legs. Yeah, yeah,
well exactly. But shall we get to the commentary?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
I think so, And feel free to text in at
any point on three four eighths three you get yourself
in the drawer for a fifty or reburg of our
chat and just give your opinions on the run.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
This is our first time hearing the commentary as well,
so exciting stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Let's do it.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
There's a lot on the line here. Of course, whoever
wins this has to do the other show's show, So
it's breakfast when they've got to do the big show,
big show, when they're going to get up very early
in the morning and do the breakfast show. Some good
sportsmanship being shown by Mike Minogue and Ruder who's going
to be running first for the breakfast show. Okay, Ruder
first and Mike Minogue first. Here we go, and Ruder
(20:36):
is out of the blocks, and so as Mike Minogue.
As they come around the outside, Mike Minogue showing good pace,
but Ruder is hanging in there. He knows that it's
all about staying in there for his one hundred meters.
As Mike Minogue passes it now too Kesy and Minogue
and Ruder has given it to Minight who is now
going down the outside.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
And it looks like Kezy is pulling pulled a quad
muscle and he has now some going through and mini
has overtaken him and he's passing the baton through to
Zoe who is now.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
Running and she's running on the outside of the track
and Pugs is coming up on the inside. This is
super close, Pugs gaining on Zoe Zoe. He's going to
pass it to acc head G Lane for the Breakfast team,
and the button has been changed, has been passed, and
Glane going down the outside as Jason Hoyt versus g Lane,
(21:28):
G Lane versus Hoyt, and Hot looks like he's pulled
up Lame with some kind of groin injury as acc
here g Lane storms home on the outside and he's
giving him the fingers and he has passed the finish
line and they have taken it out in the Breakfast
Show over the Big Show, and I gotta say it
(21:49):
all came down to Keyzy, who looked like he pulled
a muscle there on the back straight.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Mike Maniga, is how you saw it?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
That's right within about twenty meters of the hand in
the bottom to and he pulled up Lane had to
do the final Lady Meet his little limp. And that's
about as well as you can expect it to go. Jerry,
fifty percent of our team getting injured. I sort of
feel like Pugs and I don't have to do the
show next week. It feels like this should be solely
on the backs of Howdy j and Chris Key.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
It's been campaigning this for this, it means a lot
to him. Gotta be honest, one, I'd.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Be you are.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
I'd be you are because you did well.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
You ran well, Mike, And look, I thought in all
of the pre.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Match chat, you know, it was all about Keyzy and
Keyesy's pace.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
And he really said he was really saying, what a
pace man.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
He was.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Great work from u acc here Glay, but pretty easy
with you.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
With Chase, who didn't even end up running.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
He did as soon as we got the baton.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
When I side by side, he was like, yeah, yeah, who.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Would have thought that Keysy had been the week link? There?
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Interesting great thing is we'll be We'll be able to
talk about keys being the week Link for the rest
of his life.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
So something to think about that.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, well, let's just start off right now. Kezy was
not the week Link. It was a catastrophic event. And
I have to say, up until that point, the big
show plan was going perfectly. Moogie got up to a
very nice lead, Keesy was extending it significantly. As it
turns out, it would have been extended even further by
(23:24):
Pugsan and we would have had that twenty to thirty
meter lead that we needed. So Hoidy Jacob start off
at a canter, but it wasn't to be Fellas.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
It wasn't to be guys. No, I mean, sure, we
come back after a churn and get Jerry. We can
dissect this a little bit further. I think we're going
to get pretty forensic about this over the next one
week to ten years.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Kid is very quiet over there on that side of
the desk, well very quiet.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
It's just he's gone pale.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
He's lost the color and well he's remembering the trauma
of his quad exploding.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah. Well, I mean, Jerry, you'd be familiar with this feeling.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Man.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
You just feel like you're in a room and everyone
hates you, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Well, the thing is that what they say keasy pride
comes before a.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Four Art said, here's loser By being.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Tune in on radio Accent. This is breaking news. We
certainly do Fellas. This coming in live as we speak.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
A man.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Has been banned by United Airlines for doing wheeze on
a sleeping passenger. Now the passenger's name was Jerome Gutarez.
He was sleeping in business class, which I thought was
an interesting detail. He woke up to find his stomach
downwards was saturated with warm urine.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
It would be warm, war depends. It depends how long
he'd been sitting in it for, because it.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Just says here there was warm urine. I'm reading from
the article Jace.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Just but Mogi's head at would be but it wouldn't
be warm. But that's only if he woke up immediately.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
This is it. G was sitting in a seat with
his clothes soaking. Only realized what had happened after the
man had finished urinating on him.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
So he was obviously snoozing, maybe in a business.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Class he woke up. Does anybody urinate on him at
any point? Are you apparently a guy urinated on him?
Jas just so, Yeah, Now the guy apologized. The staff
came over for being urinated on this. Sorry, mag you've
got the wrong end of the stick with the man,
(25:39):
the guy that had done the urinating. Ah, the urinate
or it's called weeze.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Men.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
You're so spoiled a little pest boy.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
It feels like the sort of least you can do.
What do you mean, apologize?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
The least you could do you know what I mean?
If you've just what the most you could do is
also do number twos on him. Oh there's the most
you do.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Well, I think you could do more than that. The
least you could do is not urinated on them at all.
That's very very actually right, Yes, the very least you
could do.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yeah, once urinated on a flatmate's TV.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yes, but that's because what you let me guess, you
went to be a hammer drunk, you woke up in
the middle of the night, you got last you urinated
on this TV.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Yes, maybe that's well, this is the thing I'm trying
to think. I don't think this guy's intentionally gone wheeze
on this Jerome guy. I think he's maybe got a
condition where he can't hold his urinin no the toilets.
How do you know people have these conditions, Jase, But
you know that it's coming.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
He would have known that he wanted to weave for
quite some time prior to doing that.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
But I suggests that he was steamed that he just
staggered down and just did a keys What.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Do you mean, sorry, pessing on? Someone's not doing a
keyzy Jays, that's doing a wheezy you're getting mixed up there, man,
So what do you do? You're busting, You're a bit staying,
you're on a plane. You realize the toilets are out
of action, whatever reason. What do you do to How
can you combat that? For thirty seconds?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yeah, I don't believe that's what happened.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
We don't know steam, We don't know what he's assuming.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Jason, you know, and if that were the case and
he was stone cold sober, but he was just busting.
Why would you urinate on an actual.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Process that I would opt for because I'm a backbone
and this is just med urinate on the floor, thank you,
thank you, or the food trolley, or i'd find you
know where they put the coffee one of those urns
and do it in the air.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Thank you. Yeah, we didn't put the put THEE on
the coffee. No one needs to.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Coffee always does taste like pass.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Anyway, that's true.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
I do think it's odd though, that they've released the
name of the guy who got urinated on and are
humiliating him publicly, not just publicly internationally. But I don't
know the name of the guy that was doing the urinating.
I want to know his name fair Point Water Sports.
You're like a golden shower, Key.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Jace, What No, I don't. It's like a regular shower, Okay,
in the morning, usually sometimes at night if I'm sweety.
Have we going to say today with the artists?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Here's a golden show. I mean in the sunlight of
the sunlight coming through the rain.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Show you do, Buddy the.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Hold King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey
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