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February 16, 2026 11 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all your mad Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
Get up even closer.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube and picture for for doggings for to
seven every weekday on the radio. Backbone my wife, What
did you get up to on the weekend?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Therezy, mad dog?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Because you look like you look like you've had a
huge one, and we've also got the same zet At
the moment, I've noticed, yeah, I've got one there too,
because that's your one.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
I've got one over here and.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I've got I was gonna say, mogi because I've got
one here as well.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I was like, what the fuck is going on with
our skin at the moment? Mine's terrible.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I've started shaving again, and that's never good because normally
I just trim it back, you know. Yeh think yes,
And what you'll probably find is I had another shave yesterday,
if they haven't already, I was taking the little farm
of white heads generally just underneath the corner of the
edge of it on my mouth there, just at the chin. Yes, God,

(01:02):
it's a good look for it for a man of
fifty years.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
It's regardless of like witch razor and stuff, you ye.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, So yeah, that's what people say oh, you probably
need to change your rage. It could be a brand
new raisor I can use a brand new razor and
it will, it won't happen. I can use an old
razor and it will, it won't happen. There's no way
to know. Wow, absolutely no way to know.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
You know what I think it is the fact that
we're breaking out is the humidity.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
You think that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
It's the sweetiness and all the toxins and shit are
coming out because I've got this one here on my
cheek and I've been it's not that fucking bad man.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
I'd say it's stress related.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I have been fully resisting it because you know when
you get those big meaty and there's no point squeezing.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
It because it does nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I just and it's itching at the moment, and I
just I just will not touch it.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
It's like, go on still kind of there. You see
that on there. But I had that from a few
weeks ago. It's been a month, Yeah, a month. It's
a long time. Stend up getting these little cover thing
is for it?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
You put it over there.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yes, the main thing is to stop you fucking with it,
but also sucks out all the goodness.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, I think my daughter's got some of those.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Actually, the good yeah, yeah, yes to picks.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
It used to be so ashamed when the topicks ads
came on because I had horrendous actly as a teenager,
and the Topick's head would come on and even would.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Look as well horrible.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Yeah, it was really lucky not to get like but
still you still get like giant pimples when you're a teenager.
Doesn't matter, yeah, annoy when you're.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
But you've got great skin, keys, I have to say,
you're very good skin, good skin. I'm I'm surprised to
see that your mom's skin.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Yeah, what's she using being part moldy?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
No, I mean for.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Skin, Yeah, that's what I mean, Like she's moldy and Japanese.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
The idea being that you've got your mother's literally skin
wearing it.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Mon's skin. But like all of
her family look amazing. They all do it. My nana
when she pasts, it is my mum's mum. She looked
amazing right for a long time.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Is amazing.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
But I think I'm breaking out just because I keep
eating fucking noodles.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh yeah, you're addictive yet good because every night.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Lucy's obsessed with making salad, so I'm like, all of
my meals are like seventy percent salad, which is really nice.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
And I started doing what would we do without our wives?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Because my wife is constantly probably when we're got true,
probably when we're going out for generous STAPs. She's very
focused on veggie content, you know, because I can get
very meat orient well when I say meat, I mean
like dumpling stuff and yeah, chicken and shit like that.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
She's like, I need vegetables.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
So she'll order the bock choice.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yes, so is my wife.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah salad, yeah, yes, my wife.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
If we order like a fishburger or a cheeseburger or
something from a takeaways, she'll always said, do you want
some Do you want me to add some salad? She
adds salad into his Yeah, no, thanks.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, I just want meat and cheese.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Today though, I had our noodle joint for lunch because
I was working all morning doing di y and then
I had to go to Miny ten and next to her,
you problem ten is the noodles store, and I was like, fuck,
I'm going past anyway. Rights anyway, it was it was
hands down the best noodles I have ever had from
that store, and I've had a lot.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
One today today was the one was fucked up? How
good it was?

Speaker 5 (04:42):
I was just like, how do they make the ship?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I am? I went to Pharaoh's today because rich guy.
I said to my wife, just go Never again? Are
we having the debarcle of minute steaks?

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Never again?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
So what now?

Speaker 4 (04:56):
You're a pharaoh guy?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
You know good people are outside of Pharaoh's.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's a fancy, little, fancy little restaurant.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
People some money. It's a supermarket, sorry market.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
It's actually not that much more expensive there is.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
He doesn't notice like you do. Look at the receipt.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I'll tell you. I'll tell you what I got today.
I got Bang bang chicken twenty five dollars.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
What are you talking about? That's what I bought from Pharaoh's.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
That's expensive just for you in a bag.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
It's checking with all these sauces and stuff. No, for
the family, twenty five dollars. Twenty five dollars. So that's
a salad and that's your meal.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
That's fucking prices. Man, that's a lot of money, is it.
You may as well just go to the ATM get
out like one hundred bucks and just eat that. Put
some fish sauce like that.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
I got some pork marinated pork ribs. They were twenty bucks.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
You like that?

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:52):
I do the Bee Show days from four on Radio
Hurdarky Big Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Tugs has just come up with a great idea. You
wanted this now, Pugs.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Jays?

Speaker 5 (06:07):
How much is it for a leader of milk?

Speaker 4 (06:10):
About four dollars fifty?

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Isn't that fucked up? I have no idea if that's correct.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, fifty, because we drink a lot of milk.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
That's too much for one leader, I think, So it's
going to maybe six or two. We don't actually drink milk,
so I couldn't tell you we do. We drink shiploads.
I as I've said before, I get cravings for.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
A glass cool class ninety eight.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Where the fuck's that were worse?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Come on, man, wake up?

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Yeah, you'd be going a Pharaoh.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Fifteen, the same that my local dairy and Glenn Eaeden fifty.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
You're a lead, you don't it's not your local anymore. Pharaohs.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I have a new local and the lady that runs
it as lovely what's her name?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
I don't know yet you're gonna ask.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
What's your art it?

Speaker 4 (07:01):
What's your name?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Left Da?

Speaker 4 (07:03):
And how weird is this? I worry about her.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
She's very sweet and she's very gentle and right in
the center of town. There's a lot of bad home,
you know, a lot of bad people around.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
So like tough guys like Jaskin survived there, but not her.
She's been there for fifty years.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
She's way more staunch than me. But I've got to
shake probably probably.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
It's really sad when I left glenn Eden.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Now because they've been the dairy there has been raided
so many times. They literally have a cage around them,
this massive meatal cave.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
As well, and it's like, that's fucked, man. We have
to we have to do that. Ship.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, cause.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
I'm worried about your noodle eating.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
What do you mean, I reckon? I average noodles once
a week.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
I guess that's about right for a takeaway. But then
you'll say pizza and ship as well, don't you know.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
I literally I wish I've stopped eating pizza and I
get noodles now.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
I don't believe that because the amount of times you
come in and go I had my noodles today and
you've drove to your noodles and and you had your
dumb It's not once a week, man, that's I want
to see your accounts keezy, I want to see.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Your back off. But please Ben, Hey, let's say I'm
averaging noodles twice a week.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
It's all gee, what's wrong with that?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
We're getting into cheeseball territory, That's what's wrong with that.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
I've stopped.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
You're off your head man.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Because of my change of location. Weirdly, I've stopped my.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Nippies because you're not driving anymore.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Yeah, I haven't had nippies for a while.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
The Mai.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
That's great stuff. Trying to think what I'm addicted.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
To cheese balls for ages. I haven't had nippies and
ages either. I reckon, it's been twenty years.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
I've never had it my life. Cheese Oh what I have?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Last night I had cheese balls, cheese and making shape
said last night home.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Friday night or Saturday night. We went to the neighbors
for drinks and then when I got home, I'm still
a bit picker, so I ate a bag.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Of cheese balls. That's good stuff, fucking delicious.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I want to knock it on the head, though, I do.
What's that just eating ship? Well that's what I was like,
got a little tree to be nice. Yeah, but it's
just fat boys ship. I have to giving up the pist.
It's definitely delicious, but you don't want to turn into
a pudgy fuck man.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
I am walking so much now, I'm getting fat airs feelers.
I am so fit now saying you go to aqua
jogging and you're really fit, you're not. I am everything now.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
It's good for walking, but that's over great walking.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yeah, that's a lot.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
But also what kind of fit should Jay speed? It's
like he's gonna run. Oh yeah, yeah, Well this is
the point, isn't it. But it's it's it's I mean
fat and walking for tink. I mean it's better than nothing,
that's sure, it's more.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
The only reason Jo, the only reason I want to
be fed is to get full.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Of That won't help, won't it.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
No, you have a long way to get that gun
to get pumped that blood.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Are speaking of our massive zets. I've got a real
fucking bone to pick with Pugs today.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
To do with this your photo that he uploaded, did
he ask you it's weird because you had no ears
in that photo either, a little bit of one, disgraceful.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Did he ask you I've got little monkeys? You even
notice that about.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Mecause he didn't ask my permission?

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Definitely get him in there.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Did you have a zets on that photo?

Speaker 3 (10:45):
No, but I am stupid here deliberately and he and
he put it on zero any and he just made
it made me look even more horrendous than I normally do.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
I was trying to comment. I thought you could comment
with photos, but you can't. You can only comment with gifts.
Gifts are a little moving image. Yes, and yeah, because
I just took I just zoomed in on your honker.
Tried to post it, but it wouldn't leave me. Probably
a good photo, man.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
You must have done a bit of got a bit
of traffic, did it well?

Speaker 4 (11:17):
I was hoping not, but yes, it looks like it is.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven week days.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Anyone that hasn't sad it. You should talk about it
on the radio. Make sure they go and look at it.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Because we should get pugs in and be like, what's
going on here? You gotta ask the mission before you
post it HEADI.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Because you were like your hot box thing.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Ah, you were filthy about that when you created a
hot box. Coming into Breakfast rememory, you were just ripping
half in the car and you had a big night
and it was like a hot box.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
Actually, I think pugs work well with
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