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March 20, 2026 13 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all your bastards loving.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Even closer on instagramumraw doggets for.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
To sier every weekday on radio, I'll get a feelers.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Hello there, how's everyone going today? You're good?

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Beautiful day.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Am I tired?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
You're a little bit tight, but you know it's a
beautiful day. God he's cracking twenty six degrees.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Holy hicca.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I was enjoying the last hour in my apartment.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
There this dude, dude head was laying down on the
path with a beach towel, in the middle of the
path in our local park, with a massive speaker and
a microphone, wearing just shorts, just ballowing out tunes.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Tunes, uh deaf tones.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
No, not that sort of you know you kind of
sing along chunes. I'm just trying to think, well, little.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
He did have a good voice, but man, he he
was just.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Lying in the middle of the path and people were
walking past like he was at the beach.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
He gets it, singing his heart out. I gave fair enough.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
I think the sun bathing at the path park things fine.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yes, but not in the middle of the path.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Oh you should be on the grass like this.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Grass everywhere on this path, so why he decided to
lie in the middle of the path.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
He's got a screw loose.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, I think he was a bit off his head,
but that you get that normal.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
No, he's got much on this weekend, man.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
A little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, yes, it sounds like fun all to me. Sounds
like sweet. Got a little bit of work tonight followed
by a little bit of work all weekend. I and
a birthday dinner for someone tomorrow night, how good? And
tomorrow night but not clash.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, that would be a disaster. I've got bits and pieces, keasy.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
My wife's doing a matinee and a show yes tomorrow, Yes,
and my daughter is going all over the place, so
I'm going to have to be shipping.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Around right, Okay, So you're just an uber driver.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
To my pretty much. Yeah, it's maybe I'll go to that. Yeah, yeah, matinee.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
What about you, keezy? What are you up to?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Man?

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Chill weekend? My wife and I are just going to live.
We're going to the show tonight. Obviously, your wife's play tonight,
which I'm very excited for. We don't get too excited,
very excited it. I haven't been to a play. You
hate plays I went to that musical last year, the
Christmas Carol One, which is full production. Full Yeah, but

(02:44):
I've never been to just like a local theater show play,
so I'm very excited for it. I might not be afterwards,
not because of your wife's performance, but because plays traditionally
are not my cup of tea.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yes, you hate it, well, I do, and can I
just say same?

Speaker 5 (02:59):
But plays?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
You've been in heaps of plays.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I've been in heaps of plays. I don't necessarily enjoy
watching them.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Do you think you'd enjoy watching yourself in a play?

Speaker 5 (03:09):
No? I had to think about it.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
No, I don't think I would. I think you would.
I don't.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Well, I don't watch anything that I do generally buck
on TV or whatever.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yes, I never watch it.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
So you've never seen Labyrinth? Come on, y, you've never
seen one single episode of Thunderbirds, is what you're saying. No,
but have you watched like Son of Hercules, Young Hercules?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
What is it? No?

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Have you watched Dog Squad?

Speaker 5 (03:37):
No?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Have you watched Late Night, Big Breakfast?

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Bits and pieces of it?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
But yeah, there's a real funny bit where there's Nardian
limbs in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Fuck off?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
This is Maggie just making weird noises day? Because you
remember Kesey fell apart yesterday making weird noises. Towards the
end of the show, he just makes noises. That's when
you know Margie's falling apart.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
It was a funny show. I thought we did a
good job. Fell Its a good job. Yeah, I remember laughing.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Well that's all you want, right, that's sometimes even when
you laugh. But he doesn't like the show, but he's
the patchline anyway.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
It is.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
But it's funny when you think you don't have any
o the show is okay, and then you listen or
people will go, oh man, funny show, that funny bit
you did it, and you're like, okay, I thought.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
It was ship.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Well that actually often happens when you know Keysy and
I will be walking to the car, not that I
walked to the car anymore.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
And it was a funny show. Now you reckon, you reckon?
Do you you know?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
And often what Keysy or you guys think it's a
funny show, I think it's terrible.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
It was an average show out of ten.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
For you.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
When you've had heaps and dingers, it's when Jason had
some home runs.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, that's but you know, a couple of racist jokes.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
But it's that thing of you, all that babbling. There's
always a minute or two that's pretty funny, you'd.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Like to think. So, yes, here this weekend, all I've
got on is watching the Warriors at five and it's
just me and my wife at home watching it, and
I can't wait. She's like, what do you want to
do on like a special dinner or something while we're
watching Get some red wine?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh yeah, now you.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Music in the background there because there is their cousin
still there.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
No, she's gone home. No that's good.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
What are you say?

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Well, no, it's just to break you know. It doesn't
matter how great the person is staying with you.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
I prefer to.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Be alone with your wife with red wine and a
cheese ball.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
You know.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Especially, our house is not Our guest room is right
next to our.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Room, so you can't really pound away.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
No it's not there. We still do that.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
J love that.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
But then the bathroom is outside our room. So if
I go to the poor in the middle of the
night at midnight, when my alarm goes off and I
go to a steamer.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Drop a couple of bombs.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Drop some bombs because you normally leave the door open here, Yeah,
are you forced to close it?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
And you're a real grum to two A, I am fellas.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
I don't where youre getting all this info from, but
it's one hundred percent correct.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I've got mates in your house.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Mogi's The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
The Wcky Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
But if the person the guests room goes toilet, we
hear it. If I go tillert everyone here is not
the hearing the toilet, but the door and the walking.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, that's been the one that.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
As I've said before, my daughter is right next to
our room now and she's.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
A shocker with fucking doors. She has no concept.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Of opening and closing a door quietly. Yeah, it's just
alway slam slam, slam slam, And it's like, can you
not slam your fucking doors?

Speaker 4 (07:04):
In case you not and you get a wood, she
said take a chill pill.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
No, somebody said that to him.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
It wasn't my daughter.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
The bakery carry roll?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
What did you say?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
What was it?

Speaker 5 (07:22):
It was how'd you do good things?

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
And good things? And I was like, what the funk
was that? It was so weird?

Speaker 4 (07:35):
And like, I hate to because my wife does this
sometimes instantly take the other person's side when I'm telling
a story. I yeah, but I don't want to. But
the way you said it must have had like an
inkling of like you know, No, there was no they do.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
There was no no tone or anything. And what I
said it was just a very polite response good things
and then thanks.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yeah, I love it on it.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
If she wants a fucking Drivings eighteen ruining ship, I'm
going to destroy that place is a new ship.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I'm not even fucking.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
I don't start with you now. Obviously Mogi's joking and
the way you know that that's not you. But I
don't think i've ever seen that ship. It's really old
as fun.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
But I'm seeing that one one what's that nickname for
that one with you?

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Is that one before Pokadon ship?

Speaker 6 (08:36):
No?

Speaker 4 (08:37):
No, I don't, I've never I've literally never seen that
ship that has like not new obviously, but the recent
second hand pictures.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
Shown off again look at it.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
It's the idea.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
And it's funny about it is after yesterday talking about it,
he's decided right.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
I'm not going to get passed off.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
With your guys stupidity. Absolutely, I agree.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
All you have to do is just is that a
new ship?

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Like? What?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
No, it's not. He's got you there, fucking cruising for
a You are fucking cruising for a bruising I am
don't get me that, Pugs.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
I'll be in there as well, mate, fucking I'll give
you fum pale.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Oh cool, that sounds nice.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
That sounds very nice. Friday night, though, fellers.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Friday night, it's a great night for football, I'll tell
you that much. Am I just watching a little movie,
A little movie, not a big movie, not quite like.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
To watch Frankenstein three hour long. God Pugs hates it.
But last night I cracked a low carb hazy I
p a.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh, we had a couple of those around at home,
Not me, but someone did. I cracked a couple of mills.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
These were monteeth, not super fancy, but not super crafty either.
But cracked a couple of those and just watched the
Thursday night Rugby League game lying on the couch having
a beer. No, not like a piece of shit, like
a chilled out guy, like a log on a piece
loving it, steamer whatever makes you feel bitter man. But
I was just like when I was lying on the
couch having a beer, I was just like, fuck, lying

(10:20):
on the couch and having a beer and watching something.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
Rules.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I'm not heavy without couches at home, not coming. No,
they're fine, but they're not in L shape. Yeah, you're
going to have the l so you can hug your misses.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
We're actually we were stoked when we moved into this
place and they had those big couches that were there.
Do you is it okay if we leave them? We're
like fucky? Is they're grateful? Lying on Not that I
do find a very weird lying on a couch for
some reason, lying and watching stuff.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
I can't putch you relaxing in any way, shape or form.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
No, I'm not good at relaxing. That's fear.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
I picture you just pacing around, Yes, whilst you know whereas.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
I spend a lot of time, I'm at the window
jacking it, just jacking it, and then the path and
I'll steer out the window with my hands behind, clasp
behind my back, just steering at stuff.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Is your brain very noisy? Is there just constantly stuff
going on in your brain wander around.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah, I don't and.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Doungay back in the day because it was when I've.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Never heard that before behind you.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
But no, I've never been good at relaxing. Yeah, but
I will say, and this is not being a debt,
because I'm walking so much these days, I am a
bit more pooped than I normally am, so I do
sometimes lie down on the couch.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
I love to lie down on the couch.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
But I don't know these three o'clock in the body
wake upsn that's bullshit.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Because that was happening to both of you.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Yeah, at the moment it has been four's, but now it's.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Threes and it's like fucking regular as clockwork at the moment.
And I don't even almost need to look at my
phone because I know, I know it's three o'clock, and
I'll look it'll.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Be like three o'clock and it's like fuck.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
So let me get this straight.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
You know it's three o'clock, and then you look at
your phone and it says three o'clock, and.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Sometimes, yes, I hate that.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
I hate it too. I want to be clear about that.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
You know what. I love.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
That you've worn that ship for the first time today. Man, seriously,
I do like it. You should wear it more often.
I don't know why you wouldn't wear it more often.
It's a great ship, Jace. What I'm just trying to
pay you a compliment?

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Then I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Oh to those Irish people, can you let us know
what you thought about our Saint.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Patrick's Day thing, Saint Patty's Day Special.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Yeah, Saint Patty's Day Special. We just know what you
thought about that. Cheers back then, cheers guys.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Hey, listen to The Big Show four to seven weekdays radio
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