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March 30, 2026 13 mins

On today's poddy, how many boosies will Mogey give Jase's wife's play?

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
get up even closer on.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Instagram, YouTube and tick you off for raw dogging for.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
To seven every weekday on radio.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
On kidd A fear Bone Backbone.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's so surreal today I was up in Munga fire there, Mogi,
were you scaring all the fishwave?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I always find it weird.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
It's like when I come back from the batch and
go straight into doing the show, where you go from
a really yeah, well it's just you're in this really
beautiful environment. The beach is beautiful and stuff, and then
you go back and and you're talking ship on the
on the radio.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
But you could make that your reality though.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Tony can help you with that.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Man into what make you mean move Keezy? Well I could.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I could and move into the city.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
And do the show like remotely.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Oh no, you'll have to leave the show.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I'd have to.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, that will be the end of the road for you, absolutely, febles.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I wouldn't want to let the fellows down.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
I'm okay, We're all good.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
I want you to be happy. That's the important thing
for me. If it means moving to Mangifi Heads and
cutting the Big Show then so be it.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Ah, But you know what I mean, though, like you
could make that happen if that's your dream. I feel
like your dream would be to live somebody like the
Batch or like Munga Fire, maybe not as as remote
as the Batch.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
It used to be my dream.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Not anymore. Here is big city life. Are your dreamers? Well?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, Funnily enough, I bumped into our old mate, Liam Dan.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
I was talking to me. He said, he was going
to check you one hundred and fifty k to go
into your Yeah, he's keeping buses and the stick mags,
stickmegs and toasted sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yes, and yes, we were talking about it, and you know,
saying I have an apartment in town.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Now I rent an apartment. I don't have an apartment,
and I'm loving it.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
And I said to him, if you had to see
me five ten years ago, I'd go and live in
the CBD. I would have gone, fuck, no, no way
would I be into that. And my dream was always
Corrimandel or somewhere really, but I've realized my reality, and
my reality is I do not have the brain for that.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
No, you'll go crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I would go mad, right.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I have these fantasies of loving it and being like,
I would love to live by the beach. That would
be great, genuinely, but I would need more going on
because if if I'm not doing shit, I'm a mad bastard.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
You would be a mad bustard. Can might I suggest
Mount Momma Nui?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:37):
I think, I said, is good, and then you've got
the batch. That's right.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Well, that's the other side.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I was talking about you two, your stepfather, your father
in law, I should say yes, and he said he's
sort of headed up to here. I was telling them
that I reckon that he needs to pull the plug
on your dowin out there. Yes, it's not good for
your mental health. Sometimes it's not. Sometimes it's rainy, Yeah,
you get really down. Yeah, sometimes there's people there exactly.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
And I said, could you sort out your booking system
at least man? What are you? Jason is you're a
shocking burst.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
And then Pizza and I it was a past taken
to that intentionally because we.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Haven't actually been there since October last year. That's crazy
realized and we're like, fuck, I've got my mother coming
up this weekend. Only booked her in on Marge me
Old Marge the only booked her in a couple of
days ago the year, and and then my cousin who
lives on Wyhike, was texting me yesterday and saying, oh,
what are you doing, Foresa. We're going to be awake
and have her house on Wayhiki Awesome? No, no, because

(03:35):
coming and she can't go. There's not enough room for ma.
So she can stay at our place in the city
actually and look after the cat and me and the
missus and the kid can go over to White He.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
So Marg and bird shit Cress at your house. Yeah,
that's watching. Come down with me.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Hey, can we I'm sorry to do this, Fellows, but
I really want to talk about the play. Oh yeah, sure,
that I saw over the weekend because we don't have
time to do it properly. The play that Jason's wife
was in. I really enjoyed it. Did you go to it?
I did? I went on late night. That was that
photo see the photo in the chat with Jason's entire
extended family. Yes, I was on the person on set.

(04:11):
I do wonder about that. You came in with another comment.
But it was long. Yes, it was longer than I
thought it would be because I think it started just
after eight and got out at about twenty past twenty
five past ten.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Jesus was it that?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
It wasn't that long for me? Oh, I'll tell you why, Mogi.
They had technical issues, so did they? Yes, for the
second half a that was so Yeah, there was a
delay going on.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's funny you say that because you would have met Miriam.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
I did it.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yes, sure I did. She she said to my wife
father in law. Yes, she said to my that's the.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
One you bought, the sixty lingerie.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
No, no, that no, I bought that my wife's mom.
Oh sorry, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
She came out to after, I mean my wife after
the play and said, well, it's a very long play.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
See that's what we talked about. My wife was like, okay,
the first coming out. That's a good one. Yes, that's
a good one.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
But then, in her defense, she wrote a very long
description of what she enjoyed about it in.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
The family did she there you go? Yes, I really
enjoyed it. I thought all of the performances except for one,
were very good.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
I thought the young fella in it was very good. Yes,
I met him afterwards. I thought he was like thirty eight.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, he's just a young fellow.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
He's twenty six there, guy, fucking yeah, he's twenty No.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I thought it was like forty, isn't that here? The
who Rearchy Big Show Days from four on Radio Hierarchy
The Wracky Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
What there's players about is people as women at various
stages of trying to or not have kids at very
sort of ages, and the different way that you can
approach it very good because there's IVF chair in there,
which my wife and I went through and all of
that sort of stuff, and it's fuck, it is fucking heroine.
It's really for oh my god, it's a fucking nightmare. Yes,

(06:12):
and how that because we were similar to that character.
They said they would never do it. Yeah, we said
we would never do it. If you couldn't have kids,
then that's stature, yes, And then of course you can't
have kids and fuck you, oh kids, and then you
start going down and it's fucking expensive and all that
sort of stuff and it doesn't work for us. So
I thought it was Yeah. I thought it was really good,

(06:33):
and I thought he was very good. I know what
you mean. But you did say about upstaging, but I
think there was a need to lighten some of the tone.
Oh yeah, yeah, but I thought, yeah, the actors were
really good. Gosh was great. I thought one thing about
which I didn't like about what she had to do
was everybody else had their dramatic hurdle. There's a different

(06:55):
term for it, but you learned about them, and then
the dramatic hurdle came up quickly, and then it was
about them trying to get over that for the rest
of the play, Like you knew what everybody's issue was,
but for her just didn't it come for a very
long time. Yes, yeah, yeah, And I don't know why
they did that, yeah, because it should have been earlier.
So for your wife's character, she was a professional woman

(07:17):
that had had kids, got them off to school, and
was coming back to the workforce and then ended up
getting pregnant again. Yes, but that part of it didn't
happen till very very late, and so she was just
a woman that was sort of going through and she
didn't wasn't really trying to get it, you know. And
if they brought that forward, and then the thing was
that the husband would have wanted to have another kid,
and then it was her trying to get through that

(07:38):
decision more, yes, and so there was more drama for
her earlier ones that would make more sense.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Yeah, I thought that was because it happened very quick
and then she was bang bang bang, and that was it. Yes,
it was odd, it was.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Odd, but yeah, great stuff got on and radio hodak.
You got a couple of mentions at the end of
the night.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Oh I did that.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, well, because they sold out, ah and one good and.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
There were a couple of nights where they were literally
turning people away, right, and they said, that's just awesome.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Yeah, it's brilliant.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
It is.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
It doesn't happen, and I wouldn't have I don't know,
but also certainly doesn't happen.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Funny thing is the big show and theater do not. Well,
you're not synonymous our listeners.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
That I mean, I can't imagine any of them going
to the theater.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Well, I can tell you how many backbones I saw
in the crowd, and that was none. Yes, except for
your daughters, both of whom I've got a lot of time,
especially your youngest one. Yeah, very very funny.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yes, she enjoyed chatting to you.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
She is great. I'd like to spend more time with her.
She's very funny.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
She is really fun she is, and it's like I've
told you, there's been times, many times where she's cut
me down, very, very sharply, and I've been like.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
That's the thing, because they're learning from the best son,
apprenticeship from a fucking guy that's greater.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
But you know, my wife know we're talking about it,
how you know, because our family we do a lot
of chat and it's a lot of humor involved in
our chat. And she's found often when she goes out
with other people that there's not there's not the same
level of comedy.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
And do you do you ever become self aware of
the fact that you're providing all the entertainment whenever you do,
like a when we go out for dinner with certain people,
and to be honest, it's no one we hang out
with now you go, fucking hell, we're doing about eighty
percent of the lifting here totally.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
But that's also because I'm one of those people that
in a social environment and it's nothing happening, I feel
obliged to talk.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Otherwise throw people out halfway through a drink exactly.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, But.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
And I noticed that, you know, going up to my
wife's mother's place and munga fire there with my other daughter.
It's interesting family dynamics, like I am definitely the idiot
of the family, an idiot one hundred.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
And they just all look at me like an idiot.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
I was like, you were an idiot, and I go, okay,
that's happened to me.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Do you ever do stuff that's not in their eyes?

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Like wow, dad, well done. Oh I don't even know
if they'd say that. No, yeah, when was the last time.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
So that's something you've done that was really clever and
maybe figured something out or I don't know, or is
your job just to be the idiot?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Well?

Speaker 3 (10:28):
You know, like I daughter Scarlet was like, I'm so
proud of you guys for moving to the CBD.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
She's very proud.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Was like, whatever, man, don't talk to me. Man, I'm
an undercommunicator. I learned more about you from sitting next
to your daughters, and I've went from you and what
five or six years that would make sense. That was
showing me photos telling me, yes, change has got a
prop box.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
I want to sit next to them and learn from them.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
A prop box.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Prop box every now and again, a prop box comes
out and out of the prop box some assuming it's
from your sugar and spice days, Uh, dildo will come
out any number of things.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
We did have a sugar and spice box that was
filled with six.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Yes, and so one of your daughters was talking about that.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, Scarlet was who one of them brought. And I
think I've told you this story. We literally had people over.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
And Garlet and it was a massive vibrator which she
had turned on and she was like, and the two
people that were with.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Us were really straight.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
How old was she, I don't know, seven or eight maybe,
And she put it on the on the bench and
it was it was vibrating on the bench and she
was like, what's that?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, and Cosh and I were like, oh fucking hell.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Good because it was genuinely a sugar and spice prop.
And we were like, oh, that's a prop. And the
people here.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
And then your other daughter there was talking about I
should stumbled across your old sugar and spice videos, all right,
and lots of fallacies and so for a teenage girl,
she was, you know, one of those things where it's
sort of a famed Oh God, but really imagine having

(12:26):
a boring dead.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yes, well, I don't know if I'm a boring dead.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
I don't think so. Man, Hey, listen to the Big
Show for seven.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
But I really loved it. I really enjoyed the place
and it was great to see.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
I agree with your analysis, you absolutely, I agree.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Out a teen.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Give it a four.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
I reckon it's I reckon it is a four oead
of five buzzies because I really enjoyed the thing. Now
is that the bit Like, as you said, it.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Was the best player in the world.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
But I really enjoyed the same. I still really enjoyed it.
I'll tell you what. It was a lot better than
I was anticipating.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
So yeah, yeah, great.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
I was like, oh girl, and my wife was even
talking about if we read the synopsis of that, like nah.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
No.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
They did a great and they did a great job,
especially knowing, you know, coming from the ivy of stuff.
It was really good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Its called called Seed. By the way, listen the ex
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