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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're hih there keazy here just a warning, just a

(00:03):
warning that Moggi, just the warning that this is a disclaimer.
The disclaimer ahead of this week's episode of the podcast
outro becomes pretty apparent pretty quick. Why just with little
just with little kids in that. Just maybe don't play
it out loud to little kids.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, some enjoy.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Get up even closer.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
For raw Doggys for to seven every weekday on radio.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
And you are mad bastards for loving it. Someone left
a I think it was Kate, very kindly left Easter eggs.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Because she knew you'd fire up and you did.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
First thing I've eaten today.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Except for all of that ass i ate some.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Ask don't you worry about that you did it? How
much do you want to?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Bit keezy?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Here's a horn still going eight to nines? Really? Oh yeah, horniness?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
You eating messes? Okay, disclaimer now just realized.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Just this is coming from a man. Remember Murgi he
lost fifteen hundred bucks on his last bit. Yeah, this guy,
that guy you want to you want to bit twenty bucks?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Casey. Yes, I've got pecks to prove that.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's worth playing twenty bucks to see the peck.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
You took selfies while you were eating some mare bullshit.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Man, Yeah that's pretty good. Actually, you like that.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I don't like marshmallow eggs.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I don't mind them.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
What do you try this one?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I quite like the ones that ooze as well? What
like him? I don't know what you like?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
A cream egg? Yeah, like a creamy I hate that.
I've always hated cream eggs.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
God, you're hard to please, man, I like everything else.
Do you like the marshmallow ones?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I love the marshmallow.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
What about the ones that are just like casing, just hollow?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
You know?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I guess like chocolate?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yes, yes, you know what the best one?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
But you don't like chocolate that oozes?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
I don't like well, I don't know what that ship is.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
It's just sugar man, man.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Sugar man.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's just sugar man syrup some description.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
The problem with the cream egg is it is yummy,
but it's too big and it's too much filling. It's
fucking intense, it's gross. It was food for children.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
You're right, I don't like cream eggs either. You're hard
to please, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
But you eat ass though all day in his ass
as well. I mean, nas, please eat nas.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
I think I might fick girl, you know what, I think.
I think I might be celibate for a while longer.
You mean, I think I might be celibate for a while, fellows.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Your wife will be stoked.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
You know. Let's say a month.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Isn't a birthday or something.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Let's give it a month.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
It's not a celibate, that's tandy. It standing, and it's
not far from standing.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, the opposite of whatever that.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Is always to the front. You too, by the way,
far out.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
So why are you going to be celibate?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
What's this?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Because you've already deprived yourself of everything you like.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's it's just a good way to, you know, get
energy into your body. You don't want to.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Be nervous, horny energy. That's that's what we're walking in
here every day. Fucking When is the last time you
had an unbidden erection? You just good morning?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Unbidden? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Well you mean I mean I woke up.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
With one but in your mouth?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah? Who was it?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yes, it's something that plagues me some mornings, you know,
and I have to pull the blood again.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Grew up.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
It's the downside of Yeah, I'm having a massive fus No,
you're a good man.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
I was just thinking about mates over an island listening
to this.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
But we can't pitch your people on the other side
of the world listening to this.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
That's going to hate really understandably, I apologize really yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Personally.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Idea literally started it by saying you're eating as.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Did I say that? Specifically? You said it, and then
I said I did.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Do you both a couple of shockers, I can tell
you that, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Jason, definitely not.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Usually it's Mogi that leads off the sort of ship
the whole.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Racky Big Show week days from four on radio Hurraarchy.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
They Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Now let's have a nice clean.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Up here feels.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
How was your day, CAPPI.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Not today today fields My day was annoying. We can
tell you're like A had an annoying day mood.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, you came in here a bit snippy.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I wasn't snippy.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Just quickly, just to paint a picture for the audience.
There's a big Easter egg on the table out there.
Jace came in immediately started opening it.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
In a box. Huge. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Jace immediately started opening it and I said, no, I
don't open it. That's for Bricky. They're going to treat
the whole thing tomorrow. Content Toddy started stressing out. Yeah,
and then Jace because he just walks in entitled to
any food he sees, and then he got a bit
snippy about that and was like, where's our chocolate?

Speaker 2 (05:28):
That's right, one of the.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
One of the advantages I have if I'm feeling a
bit edge of tato and feeling a bit, you know, grumpy.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, I do get to walk to work, and that's
a good thing.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
It does work, because it's amazing how when you walk
you just clear your head.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Out a bit. Did you drive today?

Speaker 4 (05:48):
No? Actually, on that I need to move my car.
I've realized it's been I haven't moved it for a days.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Well, a few days or longer than that, a few days.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
In the work car back wise, that I just feel
like it needs to go around the block.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, you need to.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Give it a run.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
That they might well, I gave it a run on
the weekend, but I just that they might.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Go, whose car is this, dude, it's your car park?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
True?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Fuck?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Then man, you know you're you're sweet. You just need
to run the battery, babe. Yeah, man, babe, Yeah, you're
a good egg to hod are.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
A good egg hood no matter what everyone says, you're.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
You're sucking at hard on the mic.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Have you guys easter plans?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
No?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Well, mom my Mum's here, so that'll be good. And
I've been reminded that I'm going to need to do
an egg shop tomorrow for my daughter. My wife puts
on a pretty amazing We don't buy a mini and
then we just get little ones because he end up
with a million eggs.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Who's eating them? I don't think so, No, that's so
many two eggs.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
But the wife does a really great egg hunt, the
stuff you never got when you're a kid.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
And also, I'm a boy.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Family are big on that ship to like writing clues
and bearing them. Yeah, dude, you just got handed a
fucking handful, you know, him and frozer clue and a
block of ice. They had to like chisel away out
things like that.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
And so the missus has been doing that. She does
that and also creates footprints, rabbit footprints that goes all
around to the different spots. So as soon as you
see I measure as having a two year old in
the house. Finally, it's absolutely the cutest thing in the world.
She doesn't hangover. She doesn't hangover. I lie on the couch.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Spike Milligan used to be famous for doing that with
his kids, and he'd write them little booklets as well. Yeah,
tiny writing, the tiny writing, which is and I think
it's it's predominantly a wife thing too, because my wife
was like that.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
She always put a lot of that.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
She cared about the kids and you were hungover.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, probably.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yeah, it's a nice idea, but my hand's shaking too much.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
But re the Easter break, we're having dinner with my
wife's sister and her partner on Satdy.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Them.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
I'm really looking forward.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
To hanging out with my wife for four days to
be honest, because we kind of been missing each other
a lot, you know, because she's been doing the play
and it's like, I feel.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Like we have wouldn't have been missing you though, right.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
No, she she has gutted that it's over and that
she has to come back.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, that's good, so she's pumped about it.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
But it's also you.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Know, because we went on for about three or four
weeks this play, and she hasn't had the full city.
She has experienced the city and she loves it, but
because she keeps having to go out west again, it
kind of feels like she hadn't left home.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Been a weird way.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
So that'll be good.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
So you guys are going to spend the entire weekend
just being city slickers?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, doing that?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
He was do you do you see? Jason? He was
prepared for me to say something really bad and genuinely
just he doesn't know.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
I knew what you were gonna say. What and we'll
probably do that as well.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Thought I was gonna say, you're gonna spend the week
in shagging?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Is there what you thought? I was gonna say?

Speaker 3 (09:17):
No, that's not what I specifically thought.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
You something to do with the disclaimer at the start
of this podcast. Correct, would I say that you little
of me?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Don't you?

Speaker 4 (09:31):
You just scat and I will would not be doing that,
by the way, that's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, right, but you we shook on it that you
did do that. This morning. You did twenty bucks, twenty hack,
twenty hack man, I get to six pigs as a
bit bit eithern Man get it on this part.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Okay, fine, play half price sushi.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Alright, goodbye, you.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Go feel as old, old tidy things up. Hey, listen
to the Big Show four to seven weekdays Radio Hurdaki.
Good listening. I'm just gonna leave the music playing for

(10:16):
a little bit longer, just to really get to that
ten minute mark there and.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
See you let up.
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