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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mm hmm. Can we just fuck again for Astards Loving
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
For dogging for Weekday on Radio.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good a Fairer. Hello, then I didn't actually watch it. Yeah,
all I can say is Melbourne must be shit at
the moment they are. They are definitely not in form
is that they're like third or fourth loss in a row?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Third? Fourth? Fucking hell? How good?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Man, um, but they'll be back. There's still a team
that if you told me that at the end of
the season in the top four, I would be like,
not surprised.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I only watched two sporting events over the weekend. A
bit of the Masters golf to school.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Swing that nil this morning gather in Law was staying
so we're watching a lot of that.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
That was good and old Rory taking that out, good
on him. Feel sorry for Justin Rose, No, dn't. He's
a bit of a pillock, is he? He's a bit
anal But you love that so well. He's just one
of those guys that takes forever to play a shot.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh what a fucking asshole. You fuck that guy?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Fuck that guy, man, I can't are keysy bleep that
pleae pugs can bleep it. I'll tell you a spawning
team at the moment that you guys you know won't
be watching that is on fire. The Hurricanes, they are
on another planet at the moment. Every team they play
(01:39):
by fifty. It's they are.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
In the game on the weekend fort that's twenty.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah. But like the Blues are right up at the
top as well, and they did douge them.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Do you want to do what You're amazing what's happening
in rugby union with me? That's good, good idea. Man.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Nah, but you're like you're on the I just talked
about fucking love it. I don't peat myself, man, don't
you don't you It was going circles once a year
we reset.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Now I've come to a medical conclusion.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
By the way, Oh yeah, you meant to be dead.
Can you say that I have to give up the vape.
It's really hurting me. Yeah, I know, you don't.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I know you don't.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't care. I'm not gonna hurt again.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I've got like a constant headache and I'm pretty sure
it's the vape.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
One thing I will say about you and your vape
you're doing it more.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
No, I've actually been doing it least.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Okay, because you didn't used to leave the studio. Now
you leave the studio.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yes, in that sense, but actually I'm actually.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yes, Why all of a sudden do you care about
two twenty because I was following this a little bit before.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
But yeah, so because it's just and my lungs feel sore,
my head feels sore. It's got to go.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I bet you don't quit.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
It.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Make it realistic fift more than that, because I was
going to counter a bit. Oh well I hadn't. Well
are you doing it yet? Yep? Oh you? Well, well
what are you talking about there? Let's do this.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You've been a hundred bucks you won't quit. Yeah, and
you've been one hundred bucks you will be. But when
you see parameters okay, okay, So by the so, like
you stop by the end of this month. We're halfway
through the month.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I don't know. Sure, you've got two weeks to stop, okay,
and then no more vapor. No, no, you don't get
two weeks to stop. So from now yeah, yeah, you're
two weeks from now.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
So the start the first of May, you're off the
vape yep, and not allowed to vape or have a cigarette.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Dude, make it. I'll make it for the month of May.
He won't give up for the month of May.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Okay, you're on.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Okay, great, Okay, it's the way. Wait, we're on. What
are we giving up? That's a hundred backs? What is it?
He's giving up for the month of May. Okay, and
you both have to pay me one hundred dollars. Okay, okay,
and I have to pay both of you one hundred dollars.
All right, Okay we all agreed on that. Yes, okay,
that's recorded. We're happy with that, Jase. We're going to
magic around in Brisbane.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yes we are.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
There's no chance now. Also, I want it to be
clear that you can't replace it with cigarettes. Yes, okay, good.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Okay, I've got a fall back is mith?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Okay, you've got a fallback?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Wow. No, I've got my nicotine down.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Your gum and your patches. That's all good because that
is actual given up. Yes, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
So Jace, come on, this is like you're taking money
out of my wallet here man, fair, fair, it's almost
worth it, Jace for you to throw it to lose
just because it costs key one hundred.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But imagine Jase comes in on the final day of
May the Whole Arky Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hiurarchy, remember with the Whole Warky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, look, I'll go myself a twenty percent chance there,
but I'll I'll back myself.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I think it's zero just based on I do, based
on previous experience, but also previous experience. I would beg
you to have given up the dart, but you're far
deeper into this addiction with the vape than you ever
were with the cigarette because you're doing it day and night.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
So that'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I'm explained to Lucy. With that one hundred bucks is gone,
it'll be like, you better set up your hoidi ja
giving up you should?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
You should?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
At one of those going there will be the eighth one.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
My wife I bet one hundred dollars as giving up
the vape for the entire month of May. And then
she'll say, oh, the same hoidy j who when we
were at his house we found out.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
He was lying about giving up the vape. Yes, She'll
say that, and then I'll say yes, and she'll say,
oh yeah, Okay, You're.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Proud of you for supporting your buddy one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Jason, and I will make this bit again every month
of the year. For me. You went on the vape mate,
it's not going to help. I also say I would
love for you to be offered as well. Ja. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah. Well it's just like I've just had this and
it's hurting my head a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Good weekend, fellows.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I was just sitting around mostly thinking about you and
your vaping.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I was actually at home talking to my wife like
should we get into it vapor so that we can
be connicked to Jason on the same level and be like,
oh man, I'm pretty deemed to this vaping as well.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Man, sure we kick it together.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It's not good.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Well, so I had a couple of darts on the weeknd,
Oh did you? Yeah? I was very very close to drinking.
In fact, oh, I had a mate come over that
I hadn't seen for ages and he was peer pressuring me.
What was he saying? Was he drink? So he was like,
come on, like you've done a hundred days, then just drink.
And he's just like, I'm just going to chip away
you all night. But he's somebody that I always drink with, yes,
(06:50):
and so it was odd to not be drinking while
he sat there drinking a bottle of gin and we
watched the wires. Ah, that sounds great. Yeah, it would
have been great that he is drinking. We had a
great time regardless. But it was good because I'd had
a horrendous seep the night before. I was I'm tired,
is now I just won't do it? And then I
wake up the next saying I was thrilled to the warriors,
(07:11):
which is what at nine thirty, I was over the
idea of it. Drinking. Yeah, semptation had gone by that point.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You've just reminded me. I'm meeting some mates this week
who I used to get on the pest Worth big time.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Nice at a bar. Nice, But yeah, you're not gonna
have a vape. I know it's April.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Still, yeah it's still April. You're you're all good, cheezy.
But yeah, it's hard. It's hard when your mate.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
To like find it easy generally, like when I gave
up in my twenties, which should have been the hardest one.
Whenever I'd be I might be standing there thing and
this is when I was an Aussie. So you're drinking,
You're down the pub four or five nights a week,
and I might be standing there thinking, oh, fuck I
what beer? Maybe I have a beer like six because
I gave that for three and a half years. So
(07:55):
I might be staying anything, and I might ever be
about somebody go come man, never be heret of it?
Fuck you?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah? Yeah, And.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I think given the fact that I am going to
be on it at Magic Round, yeah, that's a foregone clue.
So that makes me go, well, you're going to be
on a magic ground, why don't you just get you
better do And that's what he was saying, You better
get some training there. You don't want to be over
at magic ground with no training under your belt where
you're going to be. Of course I will, it's amazing,
but you want to get a bit of a bit
(08:24):
under your belt.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
It's amazing how clever your mind is and it knows
your loophole.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
No one knows me like my own mind.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yes, and it's like, come on, buddy, go on, man,
you might as well.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Just have a complete But I wouldn't be teamed at
all if I was. If there was no magic ground.
I was going, I'm not drinking all year. I wouldn't
have cared about him the other night. But because there's
this window. Yeah, the window. Then it seeps out into
through that crack. Yeah, you get on it now. But
we're not long there, fellows. Four weeks funk, that's come quick.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, here's a it has come quick.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Good weekend, keezy really go weekend? In laws are in town.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Oh, yes, So I watched a lot of the masters
there and it was really nice, nice, really nice. Actually
cyclone not too bad at my joint.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, that was what it was called. We renamed it really.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
From Auckland by all pivoted and went straight across the
bay and down to the Hawk's Bay.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, because I was speaking to my brain. My bro
lives in toadong On. He said it was pretty fucking
grim down there.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Mom and dad said the same, but we were lucky.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
So yeah, it was good pissing down, you said they
but still got the walks and nice.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
So wasn't it. It's just raining, yeah, and you have
to be inside.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I was worried about I didn't care about the cyclone coming.
I was worried about my West Auckland property. Just blowing away,
just blowing away, and getting a frantic call from my
tenants saying, our roof's blown off.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I'm picturing the first house in the Three Little Pigs
Nursery rhyme that they built. It's just a shuddering pagan,
a pagan, the revealed, naked and shaky. That's right.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah, that's why I'm uring of your old house. But hey,
if you're listening to this, this will actually be on YouTube.
I think tomorrow maybe, right is, Pugs is back and
we're back on YouTube now and then so we go
off on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
We do man, We had like three hundred views the
other day.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Okay, hell goodness, why we do it? Man?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Totally so, Jace, you're gonna lock that bit of me.
You're gonna do it, yes, lock it in, Lock it in,
all right. I'm gonna tell Cash to keep an eye
on you. Okay, We're going to do a whole big promo. Yeah,
a big promo, big promo through the the old Hodeki
channels there, all right.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Age to listen to the Big Show four to seven
weekdays radio.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Hurduk you