FULL SHOW: Ears On The Piss

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Hodachey Big Show with Toledo's all the good stuff,
No nasties.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Try it today. Welcome this big.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Big show, really big.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Jason Hoich make and I'll get aa mad bars.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
It's great to have your company on this moody Monday afternoon.
It is the thirteenth of April twenty twenty six, and you,
my friend, is always listening to the Big Show brought
to you by Toledo's.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
From workdays to workouts.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
Toledo's keeps you balanced, refreshed and ready to go.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
To caso.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Come on, Keezy, a bit of enthusiasm wouldn't gastray mate.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
I can't help because Mogi has been so gummy with
his clapping.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Again.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
I thought it was really good.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Man, Tezy.

Speaker 6 (00:50):
I think there's something ancho about your ears, man, totally
your your your rhythm is completely out the balance in
your ears, man, Is that.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
What it is?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
How are you souses at the moment?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Pretty sure? They're all good?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Okay, Well that's okay, Well that's good now listen nice Mogi.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Glad we cleared that up.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Mogie. I'm disappointed in you Mann.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
You turned up in a beautiful tight T shirt, but
then you've got a bit chili.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
I did, and you covered.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Up before the show started with one of the Breakfast
Show's shirts actually, and it's it's sort of covering up
your magnificent body and I'm upset about it.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
But anyway, how are you your rogue stallion?

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I'm pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son of
a But yeah, I went out there to grab a
shirt and I've ended up wearing Ruders Bunning's trade sort
of workshop.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
It's a shirt, yes, you know what I mean. So
I'm sort of like I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
Like Ruder's boyfriend because I'm wearing his his.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Sort of his coul.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
My wife sometimes puts my hoodie on. Yeah, look kind
of like that, like that you sometimes put your wife's
hoodie on.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
I never put her hoodie on. I put her undies on. Yeah,
that's true, you do and they feel so good.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, CAZy, Hey, that.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Is what a very bright, very clean, beautifully pressed warrior's
shirt you're wearing there.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
That's great stuff, mate.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Yeah, it's a warrior's jersey. Thought i'd wear it after
what was just an all time amazing victory over the weekend.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
What is the gats with that one? That's not a
school super League one. But there's no Warriors branding on it.
From what I can see, is that just a different
style of shit?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
What do we got?

Speaker 5 (02:32):
It's a nineteen ninety seven Warriors Super League jersey?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, made by Nike.

Speaker 7 (02:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Lei've only made the jerseys for one year and they
didn't have the branding on them.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Wow. Yeah, very interesting, but it's interesting.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
I'm surprised you're wearing it.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Actually, I'm sure I'm surprised you're not viewing that as
a sort of investment opportunity and packaging it up and
putting it away for somewhere down the years and you
can cash.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
In somewhere down the years. It is an investment.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
I got it online and I'll I'll be selling it. No,
I'm not going to do I love the worst. Yeah,
I don't wear it, man. I want to wear this
one to a magic round.

Speaker 8 (03:04):
Man.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
It's have good time in it.

Speaker 7 (03:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Good stuff, Jose, How are you?

Speaker 7 (03:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Good things? You can't complain good?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
I'm okay.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
How are your sinuses?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
My silence isn't really good?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Wow? Good stuff? What's happening on the Big Show with
Old Mogi? The Countdown proper begins? Fellas.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
We are almost exactly one month away from heading off
the Magic Round. Today, a couple more opportunities to get
yourself in the drawer of your hear the queue to call.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Oh eight hundred hockey good stuff mate.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
There will be a little bit of chat about the cyclone.
I don't know if you guys heard about massive sightclone
over the weekend affected the entire country. We want to
know where you were and how it was for you.
And also old mate.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Pugs aren't old pugs are there? It's back from Vietnam.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
He's wearing a beanie because it's so cold in New Zealand.

Speaker 7 (03:59):
You know.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
Yeah, I don't know if you've been to Vietnam, but
it's hot there. I don't know if you've been to
New Zealand, but Jesus cold here. You really notice that
when you get off the plane.

Speaker 7 (04:06):
Totally man.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
We'll talk to Paksan next, I think. In the meantime,
here's a bit of rage.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Red Hot Chili Peppers there on the Radio Hodarcky Big
Show this Monday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Hope you're having a great day New Zealand. Now of course, Fellows.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Over the weekend there was a much heralded cyclone about
to hit the North Island.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
It hit to varying degrees.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
I think it's fair to say because it was a
Category two from recollection and it was all on for
young and old. And it's the first time in the
history of the country that they've actually worn the entire
North Island that this was about to hit.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Heads up, heads up, Yeah, it comes.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
And it was interesting because obviously we are based in
Auckland City and as it was making its way towards us,
it sort of pivoted to the east and went right
down through it.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
A bit of it. Was it a bit of a
side step keys? Were I to put it into a
rugby league or rugby union paralance? Was it sort of
a shimmy shimmy work, a bit of a goosey yeah,
goosey goosey gander.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, that's what we call it in footy.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
And it went sort of down through the bay there
and across to the Hawk's Bay area and out that side. Yes, yeah,
man did nahty yes, which is of course when you
go through the bad plenty and then down and around
and out near.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
The Hawks baby, yeah, which he always does well.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
First and foremost, I hope people are all right out there.
Let us know if you had any drama over the weekend,
because I understand there was a fair amount of flooding
in the Bay is sort of plenty area.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Because this is what you're suggesting, you, Yeah, cool, funny.
Do we get the audience to like, are we asking
the audience if they were at all.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
G Yeah to a degree certainly, or if they had
any drama or some something really funny happened, something humorous happened.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yeah, we's got any funny cyclone yarns three four eight three.
You could win fifty bucks cash thanks to the leader.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
I was a bit filthy because it did the on us.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
And when I say, asam in Auckland City and I'd
spend all Friday like boarding up the windows of my
apartment and stuff took me and she's bloody high up there.
I had to get scaffolding put up so I could
nail and the stuff you nailed it in and.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
It never never arrived and never eventuated.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
You were you fuming about that?

Speaker 3 (06:20):
I had like a crate of water in the corner.
I had about create of water fifty frozen meals. I
was fully you know about ten bags of cat litter?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah? Right, Have you got a cat? Yeah? You know,
jez oh, yes, that's right.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
Did you did you you've got a sort of secure everything?
Did you secure jizz? Did you tie it to? You know,
tie your cat to? I don't know your towel rec
or anything.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Well, I put her in a little backpack that we've got. Actually,
it has got a little clear area where she can
see out, just so that I knew that she was
going to be okay.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
Don't you ever I thought you said you're going to
put her in a tupple wee container.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Yeah, she didn't fit Mogi right, So but she fit
in that back fact that your wife often wears to
escort you around.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Well, when I say backpack, it's more of a fanny pack.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Yeah, you know what I mean, the front facing, clear
fanny pack that you put a.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Cat in, because they exist.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
But I tell you what fellas Even though I didn't
sort of rip through the CBD, there was carnage everywhere.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
And this is the other thing people need to remember
as well, like you know, getting everyone all and putting
everyone in like a you know, like a state of emergency. Yes,
is in case the worst happens. Yes, it's not saying
the worst is definitely going to happen, but it's about
being as prepared as possible. Absolutely, it wasn't in Auckland anyway.
My parents are in the Bay of Plenty and they
said it was pretty narly down there.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
I mean you have people saying it didn't even why
did they bother warning us? It's like, well, this is
the whole point. Yeah, The point is to warn you
so that in case something happens. And for me it
was good because it means I could plan my luten. Yes,
you know, when the cyclones hit you, it's it's free
rain to go luten. It's your opportunity to take advantage
of other people's bad fortune or misfortune.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
So certainly around.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
Where I live there's a lot of sort of holiday
home and that sort of thing. Well that's free rain
for old moggie. I get in there and I just
helped myself.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
So it's like, I guess it's a it's a silver.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
Lining to a pretty heavy gray cloud Sadly, as you say,
keys of the cyclone didn't really hit as heavy as
I wanted because Luda's rights generally means that you can
only exius things that have been damaged by the cyclone.
So windows have been blown in your beauty what I want.
So I had to persuade a few branches through a
few car windows, et cetera, et cetera. But on the

(08:29):
on the whole, I was up.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
So that was good.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
Right, So you've got a good haul. I got weirdly even.
There's even a couple of cars that had CDs in them,
which I hadn't seen before. But I got in there,
I got some toolkits. Still people leaving tool kits in
their cars overnight and during the weekend. Jason Public service announcement.
You can't leave your tools and your work you or
anything like that. You never know what could happen. Some bars,

(08:53):
it will take them. In this case, some barstard did.
Whilet's get left in cars all sorts of things.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Yeah, right, okay, so you just kind of in there
and help yourself. Well I wasn't even really like, you know,
it was just raining kind of yeah, but it was
quite heavy.

Speaker 6 (09:06):
I got quite quite damp. Yeah, I sorry to hear that. Oh,
I know that was worth the risk for me.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
It was, you know, even though they were like Mogi
actually a similar thing in the CBD there, Kyzy.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
You know a lot of rain Moggi.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
A lot of places were flooded, particularly when accidentally the
end of my umbrella went through, you know, shop windows
and stuff like that, and buckets of water were thrown.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
And you know, you were throwing the water.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
In and you've got to help people out in that.
You've got to clear out the stock so it doesn't
get ruined.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
That's right, exactly right.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
I went into a.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
One Japanese shop actually scored a shipload of noodles.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
So you just you broke the window, you threw water,
and you walked off with noodles.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yeah, sex of them, sex.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Of noodles to go with your crateive water? How was
the cyclone for you? Is only any funny? Yarns three
four eighth three got fifty bucks cash on off of
thanks to Toledos.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
In the meantime, he's been harp up.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
The hood Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkies.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Indeed, she had there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this gloomy Monday afternoon we've got a bit of cyclone
chat going on after of course the cyclone was supposed
to hit over the weekend, it hit certain areas and
not others, Fellows.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yes, fortunately it wasn't as bad as where as it
possibly could have been. That's true, which is great, which
is the silver lining here.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Sort of a little bit of annoying because you have
so much to talk about, don't you when things go
really pear shape? So yes, so well we don't have
any chat because yeah, yeah, I know, but never mind, Keysy,
next time may we'll get them.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Thanks man. Lots of tests coming through.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
On three four eight three, Hoidy J was like, oh,
text in if you've got any wacky yarns from the cyclone,
which I thought was pretty taste distasteful, not very nice, distasteful.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Tasteless, tasteless, yeah, or distasteful. Same thing.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
The another thing that I also think is tasteless as
someone texting here was there a cyclone over the weekend?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Ordered Hoody J. Just sneeze. See that's not fun?

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah, I mean that's good stuff, is it?

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Totally okay? Cool because he's.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Making a joke about my massive snarls.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah, which is no joke.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
By the way, Hey guys, saw a paper bag blowing
across the road in the Hawk's Bay.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Oh man, full on, that is full on? You're okay?

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, just texting again? Three four eight three inches? Let
us know, are you okay? Someone who's ticked through cyclone?
These nuts get a you guys from Robbie Gidda. You guys,
no dramas and Napier stocked up four dozen beers, thirty
eight loaves of bread, two boxes of candles, and some connies.
Didn't use any of it apart from one Connie nice.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Right, Okay, you see there is a temptation, and I
don't know if your guy's brain goes in the same
direction when an event like that is potentially going to
happen that you just hunker down and just get steamed
responsibly over the entire period.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Yeah, I mean I managed to avoid that, but it
certainly crossed my mind. Absolutely, did Kezy, you would have
been on it, wouldn't you.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Yeah, he was hammering it hard, he said, responsibly.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Did I say that?

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Uh, well, yeah, what I was talking the truth because
I did have a few beers over the weekend. I
had the in laws up and you know you're hunkering
down small house, little Grannie flat out in West Arekland.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
It was a nightmare, not because of the cyclone, but
just because of the personality clashes and the.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Fact that you're all locked up inside. Someone else was drinking.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
The beers that you paid for.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
Well, my father in law was drinking the beers that
I paid for. But I have drunk plenty of his beers,
I have you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, You're.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Going to annoyed you so much.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
I don't know, man, I guess I was in a
bad moood. We've had a text come through here on
three for three. My mum locked me inside during the cyclone.
Glad wrapped the cat. That must be from bad Boy Bubby. Yes,
that's right. What's that it's a film, is it?

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
It's you know who would love that? Kezy? Your missus?

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Really seriously, man, you should get her to watch it.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Would be into it.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
She would love that movie.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
What's about We're just going to check it out me.
No spoilers.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, I'm not going to tell you the storyline before
you watch it.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
It's just that the thing that reminded you of it
was someone Glad wrapped a cat.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Three for eight Treation.

Speaker 6 (13:19):
Keysley and his missus Watch Bad Boy, Bubby Let Us Know.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Nineteen ninety three.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
Great Australian cinema Mate, Real Heart Woman, Yeah, Family Movies.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Gretty.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
After being kept a prisoner in his own home for
thirty five years, a man accidentally kills his parents.

Speaker 7 (13:39):
Is that.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
About sums it up? But there's so much more to it.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Oh, there's a lot going on, I can tell you
that much cool.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
Speaking of a lot going on, we've got old Charlie
Gubb coming.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Why are you laughing? So what does he do to
the cat?

Speaker 4 (13:55):
What does he do to the care You'll just have
to watch it and find out.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Charlie gave up news.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kesey.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Tune in on radio.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Indeed big there on the radio Darchy Big Show. There's
Moody Monday Afternoon.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Now there's always Fellers.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
There's a bit of sporting action over the weekend, including
a bit of rugby league.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
We're inut of mind.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
We've got our resident expert on the rugby league about
to join us on the bar.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
He's an ex warrior, a bit of a legend.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
I am, of course talking about the one the only
bad boy Guvey get a Gubby house life.

Speaker 9 (14:39):
Nah, last good Man could have been much better after
that weekend bullying the bullies on their home court.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
I tell you what, I don't wait, wait, Kesey, how
shit house in Melbourne at the moment, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (14:54):
Can you call them shareuse or they're just we're just
beating them. We're we're good to everyone at the lost
two is good, but I don't know it's good that
they're on the back foot.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Yeah, Charlie, just to let you know, Sorry, bad boy
Gubby just think you know that Jace didn't actually watch
the game.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
He's got no idea.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Excuse me, Keith, I watched every single minute and I
was compelled.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
I loved it.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
What was the score pattern?

Speaker 5 (15:20):
The score was thirty eight fourteen. The Warriors absolutely teling
up the Storm. Seventeen straight losses to the Storm, who
are just such a glamour club. They have been so
successful under coach Craig Bellamy. Yet Charlie, somehow our Warriors
came out and not only beat them on the score ball,
but physically we man handled them. You know, what do
you think the mindset was for the Warriors players? Because

(15:41):
it seemed like they were going out there to hurt them.

Speaker 9 (15:44):
Definitely, and there's been that talking of the whodoo we
always lose to Melbourne and stuff like that, so I
reckon we We had them real fired up, especially after
last week. We got a bit dominated through the metal
Sharks made a lot of line breaks and it wasn't
all smooth satan over there. You see when Jackson Ford
I think dropped it off the kickoff. He loves it,

(16:04):
and then they scored straight away Cooper Clark on de
Boo or whatever y he scored a real soft try
and I was like, damn as this it?

Speaker 7 (16:13):
But no, it wasn't it.

Speaker 9 (16:14):
We came back and we put the foot straight on
the throat and started American history X just fighting the curb.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
Probably my favorite part of the whole game was a
fifteen minute period where we'd never really touched the ball
and we were just absolutely smashing them on d It
reminded me of the two thousand and one two thousand
and two seasons where it was as much one fun
watching the other team have the ball in hand because
they were just getting absolutely smoked. What does that tell

(16:43):
you about the team culture when that sort of stuff's happening,
especially when you're five to eight is pulling out the
big boss man slam on players.

Speaker 9 (16:50):
Oh, it's pretty good. It's good to watch as a fan.
It's easy watching and probably when they're playing, they're just
feeding off each other. Especially those young boys would be
getting rock hard watching that. Yeah, and that's how it
should be.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Rock hard.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Charlie, what's what's your take on our halves peering. You've
obviously got Tanna Boyd who's coming this season. He's steering
around doing a great job. Mitt Carf who's injured again,
but you know he is a very, very talented player.
But then you do have Chanel Harris Tavita, who if
he's in the halves, it shows us up defensively. Do
you think we need to concentrate on that defense first?

Speaker 9 (17:24):
Well, personally, I think Chanel's done enough to keep his spot. Yeah,
I think that it's just the harsh reality of professional football.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
Kiezy. You've got to you got to play your way
back into the team.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Now.

Speaker 9 (17:37):
We bought him, man when Chanell had a head knock,
and it's not through no fault of his own, it
just wasn't wasn't firing and the team wasn't firing, but
they're firing now with Tanner Boyd and Shane, and I
think a lot of it has to do is giving
too much, giving the steering wheel to Tanner Boyd. Yeah,
so he gets the ball whenever he wants kind of thing.
You know, he can be the SpongeBob and Chan now

(18:01):
can be Patrick's staff.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yes, yeah, right, okay, yeah, I completely agree.

Speaker 6 (18:05):
And for me, you know, I think you know, you
can say that that Metcalf went great last year, but
I think the team and the wins that they've had
this year have looked the best that I've seen this
team look possibly ever. The team is on the same
page right across the board. And when you talk about
bringing Metcalf back in, it's not like you're talking about
bringing Andrew Johns back, And you're not like talking about
somebody that's proved themselves season after season after season, game

(18:28):
after game after game. This is a guy that had
half a season last year and went pretty good.

Speaker 9 (18:34):
Yeah, definitely, No, like he's Metcalf is a gun, but
like as he backed towards best, I'm not sure he's
probably not yet.

Speaker 7 (18:41):
And there's no there's no shame.

Speaker 9 (18:43):
In getting back to your best in New South Wales,
Carpe Mogin. It's just like sometimes you just there's just
a recipe that that's working well at the moment, and
then we might decide we want a little bit more salt,
you know, and that that's metcalf and that's not skin
related at all, sold here for it's just I didn't.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Even think of it.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
But yeah, one hundred percent, Charlie.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
And just so just clarifying.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
If you've got SpongeBob, who's Tanner Boyd and then you
know c h t is Patrick Star? Would that mean
would Webster be mister Crabs? Or and would would Mount Smart?
Would that be the Krusty Krab? Was that how it
would be?

Speaker 7 (19:23):
Yeah? Yeah? And and uh Hordy would be Squidward?

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Just check serious, fous. We're talking league here.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
It's not muck.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Around, hey, Charlie, who's your Porter king Player of the
day mate?

Speaker 9 (19:40):
I could go to Schanew, but I'm giving it to
a young fellow off the bench. I thought brought massive
energy and that's the metrop Yeah, he was smashing, he
was good.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
He smashed into it.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
He's got a good song, right, it's a great team song. Man. Look, Charlie,
thank you so much for joining us once again. Mate.

Speaker 5 (19:59):
I hope everything we're okay with Porter King over the weekend.
No portal who's blowing away?

Speaker 9 (20:03):
No no cyclone miss uffs unfortunately, but that's all good.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Get on your mate. Well, we'll chat to you next week.

Speaker 9 (20:09):
A yeah, fella, mate, let me just it's the Titans
this week at.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
High Yeah that so we'll probably lose. Yeah, thanks Charlie.
Talk to you next week mate.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Fellas and don't forget if you need a portlo and
the Wellington area head up Porter King and Uncle Charlie.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
You look after you beautiful.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
In the meantime, he's going to the Stone Age.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hold Hives.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is four fifty four. Let's talk TV. What's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
Yes, I watched the Red Hot Chili Peppers documentary on
netflips there and it's about the Chili Is how they
came to meet each other, how they came to form
the band, and how the guitarist, their first guitarist, helll Slovak,
ended up dying eventually, and then John fru Shanty joined

(21:13):
the band, So it sort of goes all the way
up until I think Blood Sugar Sex Magic sort of
around that period. Just there pretty interesting stuff. I used
to be a huge fan of them. I'm not so
much anymore, do you know what I mean? Yes, but
interesting stuff like hurt them growing up, the way they

(21:33):
found each other, how they got into music, who produced
their first album, The drug addiction, like getting addicted to
heroin before you're even a rock star. But yes, that's
a big cool that one. So you've already been through
your addiction before you even get to the point where
you are huge stars. So with a watch, if you're
a fan of the band, give it a watch, give
it three point I'll give it three buzzies possible. And

(21:57):
it's on Netflix, so it's all good. It was where
the watch is nothing I didn't know because I've read
Flea's autobiography, I've read Start to Shoot Yes Scart, Anthony
Ketus's autobiography and being a fan frager, So there wasn't
much in there I didn't know, but it was it was.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, with Geese, good stuff.

Speaker 7 (22:15):
LOGI.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
I started a new series of alone. Remember that show.
I was talking about.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
What happened in the last one. Man, Well, I.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Can't tell you. I don't want to ruin it for you, fellows.
I want to tell you who won.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Did someone win?

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Yeah, someone won?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Obviously happy or said.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
I was very happy with the person that I need
to know.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
And this one set in the very dark outskirts of Canada,
and it's a really really harsh, yeah, freezing cold, like
frozen rivers and all that jazz.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
The difference between.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
The Australian one and the Canadian one sense accents very much.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Location, location, very much so.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Prize money five hundred thousand for the winner of the
Canadian one and two for the Australian one. But here's
the other thing. The big difference in the Canadian one.
There's far more jeopardy because there's far more things that
can kill you, like be wolves, all that sort of stuff.
And I'm thinking, my wife and I were talking about this,
they must have some massive waivers for this show, because

(23:18):
you know, there's a really high chance that you could
get killed by a bear, the beers all around the place.
But it's actually really fascinating people surviving in the most
extreme conditions and the other interesting thing about the Canadian
version of it is like all of the contestants seem
to have mental health issues.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Oh good, so they sort of chuck them out.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
There and they sort of do well physically, but mentally
a falling apart.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
So they've intentionally been chosen.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
I don't know if it was intentional or not.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
It's an accident, but a lot of them have some
really issues.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
They want them to have breakdowns on TV pretty much,
it's one hundred.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
That's a reality show. I would drift as a beer. Well,
you could live amongst them.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
I would cover myself and be a scat what scait
poos poose what like here or over in Canada?

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Just here here.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Where I am.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
But the other positive for the Canadian side of things,
they catch big fish. Yeah, pikes are big fish, big pikes,
big pikes.

Speaker 7 (24:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
And there's one of those sort of mindless shows. You
do get hopped into it.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
So I'll give it three buzzies.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Wow, out of a possible five. Where did you watch that?

Speaker 4 (24:33):
TV?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
And Z plus Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
Nice feelers. I didn't watch anything. I did, but we've
run out of time. But coming up after five o'clock, Oh,
Pug Sogn's back.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Just what you're going to do rewatching.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
You're going to watch bad Boy Bubby tonight and give
us a review tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Yeah cool, I'm definitely not going to do that, having
based on the text we're getting on three four oh three,
But after five Pug Sons back is gonna give us
a rundown on his Vietnam truck. Another chance to get
yourself in the drawer. Four Magic Ground, Good Stuff.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarchy.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
He is indeed welcome back here, massive backbones. Hope you're
surviving your Monday afternoon. And if you're really struggling at
the moment, don't worry about it. It's nearly over by
the way. You're listening to the Big Show, which lips
it denally is brought to you by Toledos.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Toledo's all the good stuff, No nasties. Tried, Mogi, all
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Speaker 2 (25:53):
Toledos, Yes, old stuff.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
You dead man, You did good work. Mogi Stop.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Why are you and couraging it?

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Because he's doing great man in what.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Way, shape or form is he doing? Great? He's having randomly?
It really doesn't suit you? Can I say that?

Speaker 10 (26:08):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Well, yes it does. And secondly, I'm not jealous of
your clapping. Sure okay? Three four eight three tixton Is
Moggie clapping out of time?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Or are my ears? As the saying are my ears unco?
Your ears are ancho or they're on the purse? I
don't know which one it is.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
I've actually noticed it about you when I look at
you head on, what my ears are on the perse?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Like one a year is high?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
There's higher than.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Do you though?

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Do you have to sort of especially it sort of
a gesture headphones just so that they've fit on properly.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
It I was always I always look at Mike.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
All these years, keys in, I'm like Kesey's headphones.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
You figure it out responsibly, of course.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Ah, yeah, you figured it out, Jason. But I wouldn't
mind some feedback. Three four eight Three's Moggie clapping out
of time?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Or my ears on the piss?

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Hey? Now listen up.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Our old mate Pugsucks has been over to Vietnam. He's
going to be in next and he's going to talk
us through his extraordinary holiday. Can't wait, fellas, can't wait
in the meantime. Oh, this is a tune tin and
app the mint checks.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
The Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Tune in four on Radio Kylie suspect there on the
Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is
fifteen minutes past five o'clock. Now our old mate Pugson,
producer of the Big Show. You might not know this
has been away for three whole weeks.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
In beautiful Vietnam.

Speaker 7 (27:47):
It's Pugs.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Welcome back, Pugs.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Huh Sinchow Fellas Zinchau.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Oh oh, you didn't sound like that, did you.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
How was your How was your trip to Vietnam? Pugs?

Speaker 5 (28:06):
And just for the listeners that aren't, weare Jace went
to Vietnam earlier this year.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Have you been as well? Come on last year? Come
last year. So it's just been banging on about it
so much. I feels like it was this year. But
Jason's been there. I've not been.

Speaker 7 (28:19):
Mike.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
You would love to know how your holiday was, mate,
Thank you for asking mischief fellers. By the way, I
didn't think about you once.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
I didn't even know you'd gone man.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Delli's just that good. I get it. That was your trip, brother,
It was the trip of a lifetime. Thank you, Keezy. Absolute.
What was some of your highlights?

Speaker 4 (28:44):
It's hard to say.

Speaker 11 (28:45):
I think we really nailed the balance of culture and
tourist activities in spots with stuff.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Stuff that we we wanted to do, right, you don't
want to cultural stuff? Well, we wanted to.

Speaker 11 (29:05):
Sorry, if I can rephrase, stuff that we would usually
be getting up to over here, but over there.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
So like what I mean, when.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
You're in a place like Vietnam and you don't want
to be doing the stuff.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
That you're doing at home. You're in another magnificent country.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
You want to experience, you know, their way of life,
their way of.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
I mean, not you know, the filthy stuff you get
on get up to you back home.

Speaker 11 (29:35):
You're right, Jason, I imagine that's sort of what your
experience was like when you went over to Vietnam.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Oh yeah, what was your highlight? If you like, what
was your favorite place? I would have to say hundreds?
What was your favorite places? Will get to you?

Speaker 8 (29:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Why aren't actually moby lovely place, beautiful
little seaside sort of township, beautiful markets every night, lovely people.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
A little bit more sort of chilled out.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Than your Maine seem. Sorry, sorry, joys, a little more
chilled out.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
And I tell you what, in terms of the accommodation
you can get there, unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
And it's so cheap, ridiculously cheap.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
You're right, Yeah, so Pug, would you agree with it? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (30:25):
Absolutely, Man, I stayed in the in the beach town there.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Oh you don't want to do that? Why would you?
I mean, I don't know if that did I not
tell you stay away.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
From the beaches. That's where you say beaches, that's.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Where you get. That's where you get.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Your your runny poos, your vombs, all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
I doesn't actually get any runny poos, man, did you.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Did? I?

Speaker 6 (30:58):
So you haven't really been to Vietnam properly unless you've
got the runny pool?

Speaker 7 (31:04):
Right?

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Is that right? Jason and the power Chambers?

Speaker 7 (31:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Okay, what was your favorite culinary wise? What was your
favorite dish?

Speaker 4 (31:12):
It is so hard.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
It is so hard because this is the thing and
what I really loved about all the cuisine there is
that they pronounced it well.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
No, obviously not. Here's how I pronounce it wrong.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Lots of lots of fresh ubs, lots of fresh sort
of seafood and that sort of.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Thing, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Did you have any barn mesh barn me is it? Yes?

Speaker 7 (31:38):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (31:41):
What about you pugs? Do you agree with what Jas
just said?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah? Yeah, totally. I got to joy it.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
Well I do.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
We've covered off most of it. That's that.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
Actually, I've got one question for you, pegs for me
yet for use ah?

Speaker 10 (32:00):
Yep, where is my effing toberon? I get in a
few hours before you fellas that it went. I'm so sorry.
I've actually got a gift to what I'll gift you off.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Here get out hey. In the meantime, he's head like
a hole.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaky.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Welcome back the Big Show, Reggie Crown three b Let's
put another man busted on the bench. Yes, indeed a
month away. It's coming along very quickly.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Indeed certainly is Jay's Three nights and Brizzy there watching
eight games of rugby League at Suncorp Stadium. Flight's taking
care of accommodation, taking care of all thanks to Boystrip
dot co dot Nz and.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
You get to bring a mate. How good's that? Bloody good?

Speaker 5 (32:49):
I can't wait, fearless. I'm fizzed up, especially after that
was went over the weekend. I'm sensing good things and
we're taking on Brisbane. Who are the defending champs? An
upset in Brisbane at sun Corp would just be.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
The icing on your ships.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yeah beautiful, it's kind of the phone lines. Good a Richie,
your mad barstard? How's life?

Speaker 7 (33:08):
You're not shaving yourself?

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Yeah? Good things, mate? Good good you survive the weekend? Richie? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
good on you, mate. One, what do you do for
a crust?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
You're throwed about it?

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Man?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Are you thrilled about being a spanky?

Speaker 7 (33:27):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Absolutely well it's a bit of an what was it
go ins?

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Oh that lady? Well show your missus ya.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Yeah, good stuff Richie. Who would you take with you? Mate?

Speaker 7 (33:48):
Uh a mate?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, good on you, Good on you, Richie, don't be specific.
All right, here we go, next person.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Get a scot your mad bastart. How's life mate? Good
on you mate? What do you do for a crust? Scott?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Back you thrilled about it?

Speaker 7 (34:06):
Scott?

Speaker 6 (34:07):
No, what's the biggest rip off? You've ever done on
a customer man?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (34:17):
Yeah, too many to say now, Scott, obviously you love
your my leg.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Who would you take with.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
You one of the mates? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:28):
How are you thinking?

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (34:30):
Probably one of the old Brian Downland's huge.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
When he gets on the pest too, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 6 (34:39):
He's an absolute punisher. He's what I would call a goose.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Yeah, he is a messi of goose man.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Hey, you good on your Scott, you're in the drawer,
make good luck, good on your man?

Speaker 4 (34:52):
And Jared finally, how are you a mad bastard?

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Ye? Think you too bad for a Monday?

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Actually, Jared, not too bad at all? What do you
do for a crust?

Speaker 7 (35:05):
There you go? I'm a chippy but on the dad at.

Speaker 6 (35:08):
The moment back But you're not a chippy man, you're
a stadi dead Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
Hey, Jared, what's your favorite flavor of chippies?

Speaker 7 (35:18):
Uh? Chicken?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (35:21):
Yeah? School?

Speaker 2 (35:22):
And who would you take off your heaving to win
this amazing competition?

Speaker 11 (35:25):
That Jay Red your mate from down Donner's Jimbo.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
He's an absolute g Yeah, he's got a piece of ship. Actually,
funnily enough, funnily enough, he's got ears that are had
a whack as well.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
This has to stop. Okay, get on you, Jared Man
of your ears on the purse as well? Or are
they pretty normal?

Speaker 7 (35:52):
They're on?

Speaker 5 (35:52):
They get on your bat you hold the line, pugs
will put you in the drawer.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Right chose has unlocked another one. Strip your sales. Doone
for the next twelve months.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
We can head.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Shout out to Boyship dot.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Co, dotted Z the whole Archy Big Show weekdays from
four on radio Hold.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Key Stone Temple pilots here on the radio Hodarky Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is seven minutes to
six o'clock and great news New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
The Big Show is Back on.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
The Road to our back on the Road music.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
Yeah, man's the back on the Road tune. What have
you hear this tune? It means that we are back
on the road. So we're heading down to Danda next week.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Fellas, geez, you know to come around real quick.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
Tell me about it, fellas. You guys been to Dunedin before.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
I think we went last year. Yeah, we did end
this year, yes, and the year before and.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
The year before.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
We haven't been this year yet. Do we go through
there to get to No, no, we didn't actually, but.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
We were down there last year for the Beer Festival.
I believe it was We've going to show before, both
of which.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Went very very well.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Yeah, it was great stuff.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
And the good news is this coming Wednesday is not
the day. It's a week after that. Yeh, next Wednesday,
Yeah right, the twenty second of April, Emerson's Brewing will
be there celebrating Emerson's hazy ipa.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Hasten confused. It's been around for ten years, a bit
of a ten year anniversary.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
But aple, won't you keezy, He'll have a couple of
the hazys.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah, man, I'll get on the purse. Yeah well yeah, possibly, yeah, obviously.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
Yeah, anything hazier than the beer there will be your
memory the next day. Keasy ah, totally fellas the only
thing more on the perre we got here we go.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
It's going to be your ears.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
This whole okay, this whole thing with Keys's ears on
the perse thing. Yeah, it started with Mogi clapping out
of time, and then you guys have said that the
reason it sounds to me like he's clapping out of
time is that my ears are on the purse.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Yeah, it's coming coming to you at different levels.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Yeah right, different times. Yeah, okay, cool. Well I've asked
pugs to make a poll at some stage photo of me,
and we're just going to ask the audience kess ears
on the purse.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yep, just so we know once and for all. Yeah cool,
it's going to a binding referendum.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Yeah, unfortunately it is. But I know our audience and
they'll back me up.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah cool.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Yeah, very exciting that we're going to be down in
Jenned and we love it down there and no word
of a lie. When we went to Emerson's last time,
the place filled up so quickly. There were people waiting
outside to make sure you get an early eighteen Yeah, boy,
three pm, I'd recommend because I like nothing more than
a bit of chitter.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Check with the audience before we start.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
On that note.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
Have you organized a green room for us out the
back so we don't have to talk to the pride
of the show and with the music's on.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Can you get onto that please?

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Man?

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Just a green room for the Fellers.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
No, No, I think it's going to be just the
standard us all out there chatting.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
And maybe some crackers and cheeses, maybe some cold meats
and pickles would be good too.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Squid Yeah, bit a squid.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
Big shout out to Emerson's. Will be there next Wednesday,
The twenty second of April show starts at four pm,
finishes at seven, and first one hundred through the door
get a free backbone shirt. But I'd recommend getting there early.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Can't great stuffy heaps coming up after six o'clock. Meet
Patty Nips where we give out advice. And my wife
and I have finally figured out fellows how to do
a practical task together without without without filing divorce proceedings.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Oh good for you man.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Hold a Kee Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy
weekdays at four on Radio hod I can.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
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Speaker 5 (40:25):
Someone's ticked through here on three four eight three, supporting
me by the way, saying that it's not my ears
that are on the person's that You're massively out of
time with your clapping.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Is that the same person that spelled mogi mo n
g u I E.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
S Yeah, yeah, right, spellings on the person. Now just
because he he can't spell, doesn't mean that he can't
hear your clapping. That's way out of way out of time.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
You know, Hey, you feels weird. Thing happened to me
this morning when I woke up. Can I tell you
about it?

Speaker 7 (40:55):
Now?

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Sure? Well it's not it's not a big deal, okay.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
But I wake up this and as I was waking up,
I was holding onto something and I was like, what's that?

Speaker 4 (41:07):
And it was my wife's bra.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
It's weird ey.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
We went to bed, yeah, and there was no bra
or anything.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
And then when I woke up this morning, first thing,
and I was literally gripping on to my I mean,
she wasn't wearing it.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Right, did you know to bed wearing it?

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Well? No, but I don't remember her tossing it in
the bed or anything like that.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
And I just wake up and I'm clutching her bra.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Are you sure it was his?

Speaker 4 (41:36):
I think so? Do you know what she said?

Speaker 3 (41:39):
She said, Ah, maybe that's like your sexy x rated blankie.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
Oh, maybe it is. Yeah, maybe you were having like
a you know, a nasty.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Dream, a nasty dream, because you know how you have
those nasty dreas.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
I have such nasty dreams, you are.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
I was weird, man.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
I still can't explain it. It's just very odd.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
It's very very odd. Do you know what happened in
New Zealand? Three four eight three?

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Flier is coming up next?

Speaker 2 (42:05):
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Speaker 4 (42:08):
Me putting together some furniture chat? Furniture chat here's pecsis.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
How could I forget the whole Archy Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy tune in week days at four on
Radio hod Ik.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Who fighters there on the Radio Darchy Big Show this
Monday evening and Fellers, I had a relationship breakthrough over
the weekend whereabouts in my apartment?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
What happened proms.

Speaker 7 (42:38):
Now?

Speaker 4 (42:38):
I think this is.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Quite a common phenomenon, right, and I was talking about
I don't know if it was on the podcast out
show or during the show last week. Well, when my
wife and I undertake a physical, a practical, a practical
task together, it always ends in disaster.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
Now, this is after you guys attempted to build a
shelf last week, which resulted in you packing a bit
of a sad and who are having to be like, hey,
it's okay, yes, and then you're having to go and
make a coffee for a bit to cool down.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Yeah, couple of times.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
And when you say results in disaster, you just have
a shitter, get in a bad mood and stomp off.
Your wife is only there while that is happening.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
There's some accuracy to that description, but it's really interesting
because yes, we were putting shelving together last week, and
I was and I said to myself, whidy Jay, you
are not going to lose patience and you are not
going to lose your shit. I made a real effort
in that regard in my head and mentally and emotionally.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Well, that's the interesting thing because you're, you know, you're
you're a very experienced when it comes to shelving.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Anyway, within ten minutes, I'd lost my shit.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
And can I just say we both we both are
guilty of falling into a pattern. So we'll be trying
to do this and I will begin to lose.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
Patients, the patents sort of like you're trying to get
stuff out of the box.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
You can't even manage that you go. Can you talk
us through it real quick? Jays, No, it's not that bad.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Give me five minutes before I start getting shitty, right,
you know what I mean? And then what happens is,
you know, we have a bit of a sort of
a few crosswords, and then I begin to lose patience,
and then my wife loses patience with me losing patience.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Right, Okay, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
So you started it.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
But what often happens, and this is another triggering thing
for me, is my wife starts losing patience in anticipation
of me losing patience.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
You know what I'm saying. So I haven't.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
I haven't lost my patience yet, but you can. She
feels like I'm about to, so she gets impatient with
me before I've even lost my patience.

Speaker 6 (44:52):
Right, So you're blaming her for twenty five years of
what actually happens, as if it's her fault. She consents
from you when you're going to get in a bed mood,
and probably you are giving it every single sign that
you are.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Yes, now, I said to my wife, because we bought
also this huge set of draws, and it was three
boxes with stuff in it. And I said, now the
shell the shells are only one box.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
And we lost our shirt.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
And I said to my wife, we need to figure
out a new system here because this isn't working. And
my wife had an idea, and she said, how about this.
How about I read the instructions, right, I set it out,
and then I called you in to do manual labor.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Right.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
I'm the worker.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
I screw things in, you know, I do the bits
and bobs. She lays everything up and plans it. We
built a beautiful set of drawers. Not a sign of stress.
Oh you did it. It worked perfectly great.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
Right, So you figured out the key to making it
work with your partner is for her to be in charge.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Yes, yeah, it makes sense. One hundred percent checks here.
I agree with that.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Ah the whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
The verb pipe there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Monday evening.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
The time twenty five minutes past six o'clock.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Hey fellers, you've got testicles?

Speaker 7 (46:23):
Eh? Boy?

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Do I lovely lady lumps? That's not that's literally the
opposite of testicles.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Well, Testicular cancer is the number one cancer among young
guys here in New Zealand. It's highly treatable, however, people
just aren't checking. So to encourage this, we want you
to reach down your pants right now, fellers, feel around.
If you feel anything a regular, seek help from qualified professionals.
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(46:49):
a ut as well.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
It's about raising awareness.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Great South Keezy is cracking up through that. Just talk
a little sport a fellow show.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Yeah, yeah, great sum Oh yes, bord.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Okay enough.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Super rugby Crusaders pepped by the Reds Jacks.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
The Brumbies pipped the Highlanders.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Just what are the scores?

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Fourteen to ten Brumbies over Highlanders. Reds thirty won twenty
six over the Crusaders. It was a tight, tough tussel
over and Aussie there and they drew up just pipping
the Force twenty four to twenty two.

Speaker 7 (47:35):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
But the game of the weekend the Blues be the Hurricanes.
The Blues and the Hurricanes sort of top of the
table kind of. The Hurricanes are just an unbelievable side
this year. They are playing the most brilliant rugby and
I'm loving it. Seems like no one can get near
them at the moment. The Blues were in it for
a little while, but then the Hurricanes just did douge

(47:56):
and pulled away forty two to nineteen in the end
to the Hurricanes.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
I mean, as far as I'm concerned, the only ones
that are going to beat the Hurricanes are the Hurricanes themselves.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
I agree.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Really good point, Mogi. So JC you fully back on
the rugby union bandwagon.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
I watched that game anyway, and I watched the highlights
of the other games. But seriously, the Hurricanes are on
fire at the moment. Rugby make good. You know how
we sort of think of Wellington rugby. They're playing that
style and they're doing it, but they're forwards are just
machines at the moment.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
So that's great stuff.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
Good, that's good. Yesterday I watched the UFC three two seven.
I'll be honest with you, I've gone off for UFC
a bit. It feels like they've got really old fighters
and there there's not a lot of great talent coming
through and just generally what the organization stands for sort
of annoys me a little bit. But Carlos Auburg yesterday

(48:49):
the Kiwi and the light heavyweight division fought Uri Procesca
for the vacant light heavyweight belt. This is after our
Pereira has vacated that belt and has gone up to
heavyweight and'll be fighting on the White House card.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Alburg he was. It was the first round. He just
he did something.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
He just went to stand, put his right foot back
on the ground after doing something fairly innocuous in the fight.
It looked like it looked to me like his chilles
blew out, but apparently it's his knee. And after that
he was really operating on one leg incredibly. He tried
to go for a head kick at one point, but
he just kept on collapsing on the ground. Muri was

(49:30):
kicking his legs out from under it.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
He really was.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
So I saw that it looked bloody painful, bloody painful,
but for all intents and purposes, it looked like she
was all over.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
It was just a matter of time. If it hadn't
made it to the end of the first round, then
the doctor would have retired Carlos Alburg hurt. That would
have been the end of it, but somehow Mury walked
into a left hook that I would say the best
description for it was it absolutely melted him. He just
collapsed on the ground and then Carlos punched him in

(49:59):
the head about forty eight times before the reef jumped
in and decided that the unconscious Yuri was no longer
able to defend himself fair and it was probably time
to call the fight off. So we've got another world
champion in the division, an ad or nine fight wins streak,
absolutely unbelievable. Celebrate him. He is your champion, he is
a kiwi, and he is an absolute smoke show.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
So what was the injury then? Do we know?

Speaker 6 (50:22):
Apparently he was the last I heard it was an
acl right, but I've never ever seen like you could
see the shockwave was calf muscle, it was. It was
really something special.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
Actually, there was a great video put up on Radio
Hurdarcky social Media and Hurdarky Big Show if you want
to see the footage of that. Yeah, and another equally
as impressive league injury to another athlete. Yeah, Hurdaky Big Show,
All Radio Hurdarky on your sosh med there.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
The stone Age the.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days a four on Radio Hodak.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Harry Am there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday evening. Let's give out some advice followsnight.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
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Speaker 4 (51:09):
Get in touch with the fellers.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Meet Patty Nibs. Sexy.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Pug is in the BA studio covering his mouth because
he hasn't heard Jays do that, and Butcher the sting
he's made because he's been away in Vietnam. It's his
new thing. Pug's sorry about that. Meet Patty nap sety
nine at gmail dot com. It's a really mail address.
Get in touch if you have an issue, and if
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which is great. That's what comes from anonymous feelers. Get
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(51:39):
wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I'm having.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Yeah, what then.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
When playing can a Hole or just having a big
night on the Hammer with the lads, Yeah, we often
partake in a social SIGI or two. I see no
problem with the odd durry with the failers, but the
misso it's not a fan. I was wondering if you
had any advice on more how to get away with it,
as I have no plans to stop. I thought jiz

(52:07):
Bot especially may know a few tricks. Cheers Anonymous.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Your first thing you got to do is tell her
to go fly a kite, all right? Like literally or literally?

Speaker 5 (52:17):
Does that help to take your mind off things?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Totally?

Speaker 7 (52:20):
Man?

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Yeah, that's that's not even an issue for me. Just
do it, man, Just do it. Smoke, you'r darry with
your mate and if she doesn't like it, okay, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
It's fine.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
So because your whole thing with your relationship jas I
know is I don't care if my wife doesn't like it.
I'm doing it anyway.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Absolutely, And that's worked for you. Well thirty years Keezy.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Totally not bad, not bad.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Is there a world Fellas where he should say, actually.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
No, there's not.

Speaker 7 (52:55):
Now.

Speaker 6 (52:55):
If he was a full time smoker, then she would
have something to do. Still shared about, but him having
the odd doubt when he's out on there, if he's
on the hem of seven days a week, obviously an issue. Um, honestly, man,
break up with it? Well, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Man?

Speaker 6 (53:10):
We're too far down the road, aren't we like if
we're if we're complaining about those sorts of things, you guys,
you're not mean to be together that.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
It's as simple as that.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
I also just flag it. I'm on your side. I
don't think she should be broken up with I do.
It's more of a like I agree that social siggies.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
You partake and then are you're keasy?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Just shocking?

Speaker 5 (53:33):
Yeah, I'm a shocking bastard on the siggies, just me.
But if everyone's having a dart, Yeah, it's like having
a beer or something out on the it's not you're
not doing anyone any harm. Maybe it's apart from yourself,
but it's not a massive deal.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Certainly not worth him and the moon about it. Yeah,
there are bigger issues to I would.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
Just say to it. I just sit it down, and
you just gotta look her in the eye and say, look,
pack your bags, you're off. Yeah it's really good, mogie.
Just get all your stuff, put it in a bag.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Yeah, would you have a darry while you hit the.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Bricks and not that bag? That's my bag?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Oh you knew a bag she was. She reached for
the wrong bag.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Yeah, she was going for adult Jay Gavana one you
gave Vachi.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
It's also Gabana.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
Yeah, it's said that we had to into a relationship,
but that's how it goes.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
You'll think us in the long run.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Yeah, totally, or just like don't tell her and put
some didor in on her mouths.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
So I'm not up for line. Just nip it in
the bar.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Later The Hurarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Ah, there you go, your there, it's.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
The Big Show down and dusted this Monday evening. I
hope you enjoyed it. Now, what's the podcast our true
clip today, Keysy? Now that Pugs is back, I know
it'll be something that looks to embarrass me.

Speaker 5 (55:06):
It's funny you say that, Jace. It is actually the
bit that we all agreed on. All right, okay, to
do with you giving up vaping?

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Yeah? Man.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
The episode comes out at seven thirty tonight.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Search had Acky Big Show where we get your podcasts from. So, Jace,
come on, man, this is like you're taking money out
of my wallet here many fair, fair.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
It's almost worth it, Jace, for you to throw it
to lose just because it costs Keysy one hundred.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
But imagine Jace comes in on the final day of
May and just.

Speaker 6 (55:37):
So let me just say so, obviously we've got this bit, Jace.
I want you to give up, obviously, and I hope
this puts the pencil in your leading, your pencil so
that you follow thrill on it for once in your
goddamn life. Man, you've got to do it. Yeah, like
meet me and I was smoking on the weekend. But
I'm putting the finger at you.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
But I want you to know if you do fail,
I won't accept the one hundred dollars from you. Men,
I thanks, I'll just accept it from Kezy.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
That says no, because what you're doing there is getting
him more incentive to fail.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
So then he won't be failing. Well he might be,
but I'll be succeeding because I'll win an easy I
will not fail. You promise, Yeah, man, Now look at
me and say you promise.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Well, I'm not going to look at you.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
And it's a year man, he was.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
We are going to do this keysy are Yeah, I'm
going to do what not vape.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
For an entire month?

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Okay month?

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Money in six twenty twenty six.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Yes, now, Mogi, don't give him any bloody loopholes.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
What are you doing tonight? What are you eating? And
all that? Please?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Great question? I don't know, yes, but I'll be working. Okay,
good week this week, fellas keezy.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
What are you eating tonight? Man?

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Tonight? I think we're having case of DearS?

Speaker 5 (56:57):
What's wrong with that Portman's case? It is a case
of right? Okay, what do you do? What are you
doing tonight? There, Jason?

Speaker 3 (57:07):
I'm we're going to be eating my A number one
spicy chicken soup.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Can you bring some in tomorrow?

Speaker 4 (57:14):
Can you with garlic breed?

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Can you please bring some?

Speaker 7 (57:17):
Men?

Speaker 2 (57:17):
We'll review it on the show.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
We'll see because my daughter also loves this chicken soup.
If your boyfriend was over and my wife and I
will be eating it, So if there's any left, sure.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Because I would love to do it.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Have I already done that before?

Speaker 2 (57:29):
And Chutney?

Speaker 4 (57:31):
All right? Hey, you have a good night.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Bye, Have a good night,

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