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On today's show, Jase has concerns about his wife, Mikes cat goes under the knife and Keyzie has an update on an exciting opportunity.

TIME OFF:
(00:00) Intro: Black & Grey
(03:53) Keyzies ears
(08:56) Uplifting Keyzie
(12:53) BRISSYTOWN
(17:12)  TV
(22:40) Intro: Come dine with the fellas
(25:13) Jases wife's new club
(29:54) Keyzies big shoot
(34:36) Beulah Koale joins us!
(46:23) Intro: Dinner chitty chat
(49:42) What's On The Tea?
(54:26) Birdshit Chris Update 
(57:38) Farewell!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hot Ache Big Show with Toledos Rehydrate the right
way with real ingredients and natural colors.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome show, Jason Heights, might Mike and.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Give a your mad Barsard's great to have your company
on this stormy, blustery Tuesday afternoon. It is the fourteenth
of April twenty twenty six, and you, my friends, as
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Speaker 2 (00:47):
KGI Stallion House.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Life going pretty grassy, your mad dog. You're six under
the beat, gover a bunch of weapons. Aren't we just
three backbones sitting in a radio studio wearing black T shirt.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Well, yours is blue?

Speaker 6 (00:59):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Are you it's blue?

Speaker 6 (01:02):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I was going to say, we're all wearing black T shirt.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Well's blue, yours is blue? Mooky Jay's yours is grey?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Is it gray?

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I suppose so it's it's faded a bit.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
My mine's the only one that's black.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Keysy keysy keys. It's gonna be a weird show. I
can tell you that. How are you going kisy. Yeah,
how are you going, man?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Ye're a little bit tired today, fellers, but I've got
to power through it and have some more water.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
I've just had a green tea. Prebs gave me a
green tea.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
It put you straight to sleep? Does it give you
a green tea?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
It gave me a green tea.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
That's not good. Apparently green tea actually does have caffeine.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
In it, so it's kind that puts you asleep, the
sleepy caffeine.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I used to pump that at night, thinking I was
doing a really good thing. Yeah, but then someone said,
you do know that green tea has caffeine.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
And it I was like, what right?

Speaker 4 (01:55):
And then what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
So I stopped doing it. Oh wow, So now I
just punched coffees at the end of the day. You
know what I mean, makes no difference to me.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Handy p Man, I'm drinking green tea. You'reing a gray tea.
How are you today, Jason?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, I'm not doing too bad. Thanks fellows, Thanks for asking.
It's it's a miserable old day out there, but I've
had a pretty good day.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
But that's good Man. Really fired up for the show
to be asked for it.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
You should be too, because what's happening on the Big
Show with Old Mobi This.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
On next month, Fellas will be getting our way across
to Magic Ground and Brisbane watching the Waws play Brisbane,
amongst seven other games as well. Coming up today, another
couple of opportunities to get yourself into the drawer for
that if you hear the cue to call call us
eight hundred hod Aki. Also on the show today, Fellas,
we'll be talking to Bulah Kuale, who is the star
of a View from the Bridge, a play that's happening

(02:48):
at the moment up here in Auckland at Q Theaterkeezy,
I'd imagine here Oldkeezy. He's got a Woman's Day update.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Oh yeah, and you're exciting news there. You can't wait
for that.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
And also we're going to be chatting about little posts
that we've done on Instagram there about about Keysy's ears.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah, we put a photo up of me on the
Instagram and on Facebook because these guys will started saying
my ears are on the purse. Go have a look,
votes and let us know, a you thhinge because I
don't think they are. I think they are perfectly fine.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
In the meantime, it's the Black Keys for.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hodarkis.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Indeed faith no.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Faith, no more There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
The time is twelve minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yesterday on the show, Mogie keep clapping out of time
to all the Toledo's music that we play at the
start of every show. And then when I sort of
you know, took issue with it, he told me that
it's because my ears are on the purse. And I'm
actually my ears are unco and aren't quite hearing it properly. Yes,
So after he said my ears were on the purse,
and then you agreed with him, Jace, we decided to

(03:58):
put a photo up of me on the Hducky Big
Shows Instagram and on the Radio Huducky Facebook and just
get people to comment whether they think my ears are
in fact on the pisse.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
I looked at the comments here, and.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
It's not a big thing. Keys.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
As I said yesterday, I look at you every day
and I notice it, but it's because I see you
every day now.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
It's just part of who you are, you know.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
What I mean, Thanks, Jason.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's a bit of a double take it the first time.
Oh yeah, for sure? Really yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Yeah, like what not as that you just yeah, yeah,
but yeah, the there is a bunch of comments here
and some people haven't noticed it at all, but other
people have so. On Instagram, on Facebook, get over there.
You can have a vote, you can make it comment yourself.
For example, you Keyser, you say I don't see the

(04:44):
issue here.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah, I just commented that when I first saw the
photo because I don't see the issue.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
And someone has commented your comment and said are your
eyes on the piss as well?

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Well, I mean I don't think that's very nice.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
I mean another example here would be when you're talking
to Kezy it goes in one ear but struggles to
find its way to get out of the album. Just
looking at just another one here, this one hears from
Jack dot l o V. Each ear is at the
perfect height for why Jay and Mogi to be able

(05:19):
to whisper into.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yes, I guess that's a silver lining. Yeah, totally totally
about this one from Jonathan an Optometrist's Nightmare. I just
I don't know, I don't know because what I'm trying
to do here is sort of say hey, like, even
if they are on the person, it's all good. But
what's what seems to be happening is people are now
just sort of jumping on board and making me feel bad.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Right. Oh no, no, I think.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Well, this one's here to cheer you out. This one
from Jacob's Star the ears are the least of you worries.
Thanks Jacob, thanks for being on my side, Jacob. I
suppose this one's all good, I think. Maddie on Facebook
brah that elevators stop being on two different floors. This

(06:04):
one here from Brett looks like his head was on
fire and someone put it out with a hammer.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
What do they have to do with the ears? It's
kind of a yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Well, you know. The funny thing is too I saw
this dude on the Goonies.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
I just sped over the desk.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
There was another one in there, and you guys actually
said it's an oldie, but a goodie. Their mortgage is
one's fixed, one's floating.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Andrew on Facebook someone spoke highly of them, but only
in the right ear, Jane says left ear and picked
in right ear and ka tire.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
God, I love our listeners.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Caleb Chamberlain here, old bird Ship bang here, Chris on
the pisky.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
That's so great. So I mean, based on these comments,
what do we think are they on the piss? Oh?

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Look, you know I've got I've got to say, keys Yeah,
I'm pretty certain I've all been said with a great
deal of affection.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Right, you know what I mean? People are saying it
out of a fiction for you.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
This one from Jared. It doesn't sound very effictionate. The
gap between his is is just about the same gap
between his two front teeth.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I think they're exaggerating for a fee totally. I don't
agree with that at all. Who was that?

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Jared at Jared, I'm human.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Keep them coming three for three. No, we're not.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
That's what we're doing here.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Actually show with Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Darchy Blind Melon.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
There.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
They're on the Radio Hdarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time is twenty three minutes past four o'clock and
we're discussing the.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Fact that Keysy's ears are on the purse.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
And we published a photo on the Instagram account there
and people have been commenting on it on Facebook and
on Facebook, and I think it's fair to say, Keezy,
you're feeling a bit vulness.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
I am, but you know what I mean, I can't
tell if they're being if they're joking and being nice,
or they're serious and that my years are actually on
the purse.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
I what the sense that I'm getting. I don't know
how you feel about this. Mogi is overwhelming effection, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (08:41):
People? People love it? Man?

Speaker 6 (08:43):
Really?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
So yeah, totally because text are now coming in on
three four eight three. This doesn't sound affectionate. The hills
heavy is that's not affectionate. But that's more of a
that's a reference to a movie. Yes, it Isn't that
about like inbred people and stuff?

Speaker 5 (09:14):
What about those funny here from Ham and Eggs. I
mean one of them looks fine.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
That's nice.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah, So when I get a photo taken, I'll be like,
can you get me on my good side?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Do you have a preference on that? You know?

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Well?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
I have a favorite here now I've.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Never noticed it until I'm right Jerry on facebooks, is
it looks like when you button your shirt up wrong?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Bread?

Speaker 4 (09:57):
What from looking at my ears?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Real?

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Brad says it looks like his ears had a boob
job in Thailand.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Do you see what I mean?

Speaker 3 (10:09):
It's it's it's a fiction, man, It's people very fond
of your keys in your won key.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Ear is well, this one does sound quite affectionate. Jay
on Facebook says, my side mirrors after a day parked
in Wellington.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Sean on Facebook says ears are supposed to be twins,
not iffing long distance lovers. Bleair says if Dumbo had
this ear set up, here be flying in circles.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
So I just.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Seriously, man, that lovely. I mean, that is really much
joy that brought you Key. It's brought me a lot of.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
It's brought the whole team a lot of joy.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
What I think is happening is it's bringing everyone joy.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, maybe except for me, I think so.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yeah, I don't know. I just feel a wee bit bonies,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (11:05):
I mean, I know, as I say, keasy, I think
people are what.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
What about this one? What about this one? Old Kezy
here he loves his video games? This one here, this
one he is Luigi lost his hat? What Luigi and Mario? Yeah,
I know he thinks there's a similarity.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Between me and Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
But look at the end of the day, what they are,
what they are, you know what I'm saying, man, And.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
As long as they have good mates around me, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Totally man, And we're good mates. I tell you what.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
It doesn't really feel like it.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
We're those wonkey bastards with pride.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
I say, thanks man.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodark.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Welcome back the Big Show, Crown three bit, Let's put
another mad busted on the beach.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Bloody oats, let's do that.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Tell us it's coming about very quickly, just a month
away now, and it's just gonna we're gonna blink the
eyes and then we'll be there.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Absolutely Jays three nights over in Brisbane, flights accommodation taking
care of thanks to boys Trip, dot co, dot m
Z sports travel made easy, and we're gonna go see
eight games of NRAL for the rest of the time,
we're gonna be at all these pubs right by Suncorp,
wearing retrodusys and having a bloody good time.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
And can I just put it on the record, I'm
not gonna.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Miss a single minute of any of those games.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Fils okay, cool.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
I cannot wait, sun Cort Stadium is next level.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
It really is.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Okay, So thousand bucks. You're saying that if you don't
turn up for every second of every game, you're gonna
put a thousand bucks on the bar.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
You're a backbone.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Ja. I'm down for that. I'll shake on that.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Sure sounds good, man.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Let's tell her easy money for old hoidy j And
if I do, you'll put a thousand bucks.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
Down on the bar.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Oh absolutely, okay, Yeah, good hikody Liz Hell's life?

Speaker 7 (13:10):
Oh cursing?

Speaker 4 (13:11):
How you guys? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Good, thanks Liz. Tell me, Liz, what do you do
for a crust?

Speaker 4 (13:17):
I'm a project coordinator? Coordinator? More like, hey, los, do
you like rugby league?

Speaker 3 (13:27):
I appreciate you?

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Something new for the mom s?

Speaker 4 (13:31):
I see? Yeah, I've got you so ww will you
be taking with you if you win the prize?

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:37):
My husband?

Speaker 6 (13:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
What's his name again?

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Ben?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Big Ben?

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Ben Shocking Lis and Ben? Yeah, yeah, because she's really nice,
but he's like a bit of it.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
He's a wounder.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Actually, we were going to invite Lizen Ben to our
winning and then my wife was like, well, are you
sure you want Ben to come?

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Liz will be cool.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
But ben Chi actually Liz am my own saying, it's
been the one whose ears are on the piece. You're
on the drawers. Hold the line, mate, Who do you
want to go to next? Jason?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Let's go to Angus? Get a Angus? Your mad bastard?
How's life? Yeah? Thanks mate? Whereabouts? How's christ sh it today?
Oh yeah, but gloomy. Don't worry about it, man, it's
all good. It's just weather man. I wouldn't get upset
about it.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
That's all right.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
If you happen to win man, who would you take
with you?

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Oh? Mad basket?

Speaker 6 (14:36):
Oscar?

Speaker 4 (14:39):
He is a mad bastard too, He's a shockers a
piece of ship.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Remember him in Sesame Street?

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Yes, same guy, yes, same dame living a trash can
he does?

Speaker 2 (14:53):
And Christier unbelievable. All right, Angus, you're in the drawer.
Mats sound and the line packs will saw you out?

Speaker 6 (14:59):
All right?

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Thanks, good stuff? Get a Sam Andrew Andrew you made
by it? How's life?

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Oh good?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
There you go? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Good?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Thanks? Make good good?

Speaker 3 (15:09):
What do you do for a cross Andrew police officer?
Massive backbone?

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Have you ever smacked anyone over and planted drugs on
the men, I.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Can't really talk about. Tell me Andrew, who's your favorite warrior?

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Oh, you can't go, he's Oh he's god.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
I just saw Pegs out there in Studio B and
he cut the line. You can't cut the line just
because he's a police officer. Bet, guy's a thin blue line. Brother,
that's the first guy you'll be calling if you get
in trouble.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Poks. I just worried that.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
You know, he's in his car there and the old
boss come along. He said, who are you talking to?
He was on the comms fellas he.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Was on there. He was on the call us back mate,
we'll get you in the drawer.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Potentially another chance to get in the drawer. Lad in
the show. So actually keep on listening and if you
hear the cue to call, oh eight hundred Haducky is
the number.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
But a new water why not?

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Eh?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkies.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Indeed, cage the elephant.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
There on the Radio Hodarcky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
The time is four forty seven. Let's talk TV. What's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, yes, Mogi didn't watch anything, he said, no, I didn't,
so I will kick us off today. My wife and
I last night felt we needed a break from I
survived and alone.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
The listeners do as well.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
No, the listeners love that, man, do they?

Speaker 6 (16:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Totally keasy um until we watched the movie.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
And we picked a movie that we knew was going
to be pap you know, it was going to be crap,
but sometimes they're kind of you know, you don't need
to concentrate too much.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
It's just very easy to watch. And we watched the
movie called Thrash. Thrash never heard of it on Netflix there.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Basically, the storyline is this, there's a little small town
right next to the ocean.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Oh my god, I know the one.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
This is massive weather of it, right, and the ocean
and the ocean crashes through all the crowers through cat
crashes through all the barriers, and the town gets flooded.
No sharks, I was joking, shark really, And so you

(17:50):
sort of follow the storyline of about three separate people
in the in the in this little township you know,
that's massively flooded. There's sharks everywhere. One of the characters
is pregnant. One of them is a young the shark's
not pregnant, and there's another character who's sort of periphery.
It is absolutely inane, stupid stuff.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
But it was so stupid that we keep watching it.
You're good And it was one of the one of
the things they do well is they do the.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Sharks very well and that you know, the effects are
pretty pretty impressive. But it was a film, which is
something to behold, that got more and more stupid as
it went along.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Ye'd have to keep one apping itself.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Well.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
Now I like films like that because you can talk
through it and just mock it. Whatever you're doing, exactly
what we were doing.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
It just got more and more ridiculous and stupid. Yeah,
one buzzy out.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Of a possible five.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Look, my wife actually said to me at the end
of it, how many buzzies are he going to give that?

Speaker 2 (18:54):
And I actually said half a busy?

Speaker 5 (18:55):
And how much would you give the experience of watching it?
How entertained were you through the process of watching it
and talking shit about it with your missus?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Three busies in terms of entertainment between my wife and
I because she's quite funny.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Yeah, good good stuff. And that's on Netflix. It's called Thrash. Yes,
I watched the show last night on TV and Z
that you guys are both going to saying Grand Designs
New Zealand. Oh god, first episode of the latest season
is the best episode of Grand Designs I've ever seen.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Now, hang on a minute, is this the episode where
they spent something along the lines of that's.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
A massive spoiler at the very end of the episode?

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Is it what it was on the It was on
the front of a of a They spent millions and
millions of dollars correct doing this house up, and it
was that. It was the headline and an article I saw.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
I know, which was annoying because I saw that and
then watching it, I was like, that's literally the last
thing they say in the entire it's a it's a
giant old castle down in Clyde in the South Islands.
And these two fellers they once like retired the other
one sells quite a successful business in order to pay
for it, the lovers and it's an amazing castle.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
They are.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
It's an amazing, huge castle that there's family back in
the early nineteen hundreds that they built it because they
were doing very well out of selling rabbit meat tin
rabbit meat.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
And then the ass fell out of the Rabbit meat
market and they couldn't finish the castle. It's set half done.
These guys have come along completely redone it. However, it's
a Stage one heritage listing, which means you can't do
pretty much anything. Yes, it is the biggest blowout cash
wise I've ever seen on a Grand Designs. But the
coolest building, very very cool first episode. And of course

(20:31):
my wife has a crush on the host.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
I'm going to watch that because I've heard that host
is very hot.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
I'll be watching that.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
But it was funny when I saw the headline and
how much money was spent, I assumed it must have
been in Grand Designs in the UK, all New Zealand Australia.
But it is New Zealand and it's very.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Cool and I love the house and I love the
guys just committed to it anyway, very cool for work.
Wants to go. One of them owns like a tourism
like company which.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
He sold so much money.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
I know, so much money. Hearty recommended beans in plus
I gave it four and a half busies.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Small change for me that kind of money, totally, man,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
For Llows. Here's t Rex.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
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Tune in week days at four on radio.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
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Speaker 4 (21:26):
Rehydrate the right way with Toledo's real ingredients and natural colors.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (21:36):
What was I out of tune there?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah? Totally, man, You are out of time?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Was I out of time there?

Speaker 6 (21:42):
Or?

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Are you guys? Ears on the purse? Your ears on
the purse? You guys? He is there's something off about them.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Look at our instagram. By the way, if you are
wondering what the hell old Keysy.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Is banging on about me on, you're gonna say banging
on him. He's a little upset.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
He is because we suggested that his is were on
the past yesterday and he said, all right, then take
a photo and put it on the Instagram and let
the people tell me if they actually are. We have
been inundated with messages of support, with messages.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Of support, over one hundred messages, so that.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
The Facebook photo alone has over three hundred comments, right,
and I'm still kind of searching for the support. I
think one lady commented saying, hey, everyone's here is a
slightly wonky.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Yeah, and somebody else said, hey, a little bit of
support for Kezy.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Yeah, my wife is filthy that people are having a
go at you about it.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
She said, you know it's oh keasy, but you know
he doesn't call me old key.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
He's a goofy bastard and that's why everyone loves him.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
So that's your wife being filthy at everyone.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah she was. She was like, I won't have it
in this house.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
But she'll call me a goofy bastard.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, easy affectionately.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
She's still hurting a bit about the six at our
dinner party, to be honest, but no, she's a big fan.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Well, as you know, it was once again it was
your hosting that let it down. Her cooking was a
ten out of ten. By the way, if you would
like to see whether my ears are on the person
in person and you live in Dunedin, Iday next week
we're going to be down at Emerson's four or seven.
The live show is happening first one hundred through the door,
free backbone T shirt. That is the twenty set. Is
that the twenty second? Yes, yes, the second just double

(23:29):
check yeah, yeah the twenty second. So we'll see you
down there for in Dnedin.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, good stuff for mate.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
So speaking of my wife, actually she's joining a group
and I'm not happy about it. I want to get
your guys thoughts on it next if you don't mind
love it in the meantime, he's She had.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jas, Mike and Kezy tune
in four.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
On Radio Hoky the Strokes there on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes
past five o'clock and Fellows had a disturbing chat my
wife last night, and there was she said to me, oh,
now there's something that I've been meaning to tell you.
And I said, oh, yeah, here we go. What's this

(24:11):
going to be about? And she said, I'm thinking of
joining a speed puzzling group.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Ah, speed puzzle.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
I actually could keep the music going. This is to
my point.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
And I was like what, and she said, I'm going
to join a speed puzzling group. Now, for those of
you that don't know what a speed puzzling group is
it's teams that get together and go to like a
community hall or something like that, and they compete against
other teams trying to put a puzzle together, the same puzzle,
the same puzzle, a jigsaw puzzle thousand piece usually yea,

(24:50):
like a thousand piece or something like that. Whoever does
it at the quakest wins. You're right, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Cool And when she told you that, were you puzzled?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
I was puzzled.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
My initial reaction was, Okay, darling, that sounds amazing, because
that would be the sort of thing i'd imagine you'd
be into.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Keysy.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Well, it's funny you say that, because my wife and
I have been puzzling a lot of late. Yeah, we're
halfway through a Tuscan Tuscan evening one at the moment,
struggling a bit with the sort of the sunset. Yeah,
so we're halfway through there. But I have watched, as
a result of that, a few videos of speed puzzlers
on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah right, here's my concern. I've never heard of it.
Here's my concern.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Fellas for me, it's the perfect hotbed for an affair scenario.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Oh, I think, But it's a. Surely it's just a
cover story.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Well, I'm also wondering that, mokey, because I know that
they do exist, and I know my wife likes to puzzle.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Ryan.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yeah, so so you know, I think your wife is
just genuinely keen to get into speed puzzling. You think
it's either she's it's a hot bed for an affair,
or she's having an affair and trying to cover it up.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
No, I don't actually think the ladder. I think what
I want to paint a scenario for you. It's a
community hall, there's ten teams competing. It's rainy and windy outside,
and her team and another team and neck and neck
to finish their puzzles, right, like, say, my wife's team

(26:31):
has got ten pieces, yeah, and the other team has
got seven pieces. I feel like I'm there totally right,
and everyone's going, oh, I team blah blah blah, just
ten more pieces, team blah blah blah, just five more pieces.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
As a commentator, absolutely it is.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
And then my wife's team goes out of the blue,
just miraculously, they pull together as a team.

Speaker 8 (26:54):
Dose dose dose dose, click click click, the puzzle completed.
The other team, they pick the other team by two pieces. Wow,
they all celebrate, they embrace, they hug each other, they're
over joyed.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
And then and then that embrace they pull back, the
hearts thumping, you know that, the adrenaline's pumping and it
turns into a deep French kiss.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Yeah, because it could also be like a scenario where
they've reached for the same puzzle piece.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Exactly keasy and no, you do it, you do it well.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
I mean, if you're really worried about it, Jays, you
could offer to join her.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
Now.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
I know you don't want to bring down the side
with your terrible puzzling skills, because you're one of the
world's worse. She's constantly beats you at any puzzle that
you take on. But you could offer to be the commentator.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
I could, because.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
Nothing's more likely to pour water on the opportunity of
an you know, an a fear than old hoodyge is
commentating it mate, sticking his beacon.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Fella's look, I.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Would like nothing more than to join her puzzling team.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
But I'm not a loser. Yeah right, so you think
she's a loser. Yeah, see, I don't think she is
a loser. I actually think she'd be a winner. She'd
be really good at it because she's been trying to
piece together your relationship for years.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Very good. Key Ah, Hey, that's great start.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
For the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkeys.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Indeed Pluto there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
The time is twenty five minutes past five o'clock.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Fellers, it's fair to say that old Keyesy's coming up.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
In the world.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah, man, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Yeah, climbing that ladder, that ladder they call showbas fame fortune.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah wow.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Waiting for the fortune and the fame to be fair.
But the next run of the Ladder has successfully been
reached Old Woman's Day. They've reached out. They want to
do a story on on Old Kezy.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
It's a huge time in your life. Yeah, thank congratulations.
Pretty proud man. I'll tell you what, man, I may
have won Actor of the Year, Jace. You've had all
kinds that You've got the Billy Tea Award. I've never
been in the Woman's Day.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
No, look, I'm not angry about it. I'm not better
about it, but massive cudos to you, Keezy. Woman's day.
I mean now you're.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Talking thanks mate to your day. Yes, thank you, it's
your moment, Keysy. Thanks man. If you are to put
a good word in for you guys.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
No, no, no, I don't want to beg for it.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Well, you know, not begging. I'm just I can say, hey,
like would you be keen or doing a story on
Hoidy j And then they'll be like who's that. I'll
be oh, Jason Hoyt and what's he doinge And honestly
I could see the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
I don't worry about it, man, Okay. Cool.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
So they've locked it in for this weekend. They're coming
around this weekend to do a shoot at my house. Wow,
oh yeah, which is interesting. And they've not really given
any direction or anything. They're just like, hey, we're going
to come around to your house. And I said, oh,
here's my addressing, Oh wow, west Auckland. Yeah, but they're
still doing it.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Just that in mind.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
I mean, I just want to put it out there
as someone that's you know, supporting this massive occasion for you.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
I mean, I wouldn't mind if you wanted.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
To Kesey, if you wanted to use my apartment as
a location but a bit stylish, but elegant, pretty up there,
create the right impression that you're on your on your
way to the top.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Oh yeah, that's a good offer. Be a bit weird though.
They'll be like whose house is this? And I'll be like,
Hoidi Jane. They'd be like who, and then I'll explain
who you are and what you've done. That's a nice offer.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Well you just pretend it's your house.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Well, I don't want to be I don't want to
be someone I'm not jas because who I am as
a guy. That's going to be a women's.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Day, that's true, I mean, and there's so many different
storylines I can go with. I don't know if they've
given it to you yet told you what it's going
to be. But it could be at home with keysy
Oh yeah, punching with Kesey's missus, you know what I mean,
because she's such a stunner she is, thank you, yes,
But then you've been doing all your reno's.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Yeah, bit of reno check. Could be you've been doing
your track well yeah, I mean it might have restored
a truck with my dad a while ago.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Now I'm seeing you under the you know, the bonnet
of your truck there with grease down your cheek.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, that's right. Drill yeah wait, so I'm holding the drill.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
But is the drill?

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:15):
And then things just swinging around. That's a good idea
I could do that. I could have like overalls that
are like tight around my waists.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
What about Keezy overcoming adversity and getting to the top.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
No, no, let them get the angle, Fellas, it's more
about it's more about, like you know, they haven't for example, Tommy,
what I should wear?

Speaker 6 (31:39):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
So that's why I'm thinking i'd like the overalls because
it is more you know, like I'm a bit of
a truck.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
This guy he's seeing I'm seeing like a beanie. I'm
seeing a beanie down Yeah yeah beanie.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Why is that?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Well? Just to cover.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
What?

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Just to cover that, you know? The wow?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Actually, if it's a story about adversity, that could be
the angle, the fact that your ears are on such
a weird angle.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
But that hasn't stopped you.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Oh so like how I got into showers despite my
wonky years.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, it's nice.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Like it okay?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Cool?

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Yep?

Speaker 5 (32:24):
No, Well then you could be we're in you know
like you say your overalls, but also your tony jacket.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Oh you're my denim jacket, my tony jacket. That it
might throw people off because it says tony on it.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
That's true. Actually I would be in claw to go
the whole hog. No, no, we your overalls, no ship.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
Yeah right, put.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Everything out there, the nips, the ears.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Right, So photo of me with my nips out? Am
I on the purse?

Speaker 7 (32:59):
Is?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
I tell you what?

Speaker 5 (33:04):
It's got cover story written all over it.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio HODK.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Is indeed the red Hot Chili Peppers there on the
Radio Hodarchy Big Show on this stormy, blustery Tuesday evening.
Now what it's a special treat fell us. We've got
an actual actor in the studio with us, a real life,
real live actor, Ula Qualie.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
How are you, mate?

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Ye?

Speaker 6 (33:31):
Good brother? Thanks for having me.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Oh it's a pleasure. We love talking acting on the show.
You're the star of a play down at is it
the Silo At the moment.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
Silo Theater Companies is showing down a Q Theater.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Q Theater beautiful a view from the bridge. Our mate
Mogi went to see it. He said, it was magnificent.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
It was.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
It's a hell of a cast man. Holy hell, everybody
knocks it out of the part.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
Can you give us a synopsis of what the play is,
because it's very different from my I think New Zealand
audiences are used to scene. Yeahs have all got American accents.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
Yeah, we got like it's so.

Speaker 7 (34:07):
It's a nineteen fifties plays written by a writer called
Arthur Miller, who back in the day was.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Married to Marilyn Yeah.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
So yeah, he was the man.

Speaker 7 (34:19):
Yeah, and he wrote this play about it's an immigrant story.
It's a Greek tragedy set in an immigrant area in
Brooklyn and Redhill, Brooklyn and New York. And yeah, we're
playing Italian Americans and there's a whole bunch of Islanders
and four Islanders and then in Algerian beautiful, Ilgerian hunter
and an Iraqi man Arlo Green. So yeah, it's pretty.

(34:45):
It's it's hard to describe. I always says it's a
messed up play.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yeah, it's so it is.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
I'll give the synopsis here. A ninety fifties tragedy about
Eddie Carbone, which is your character Bull, a Brooklyn longshoreman,
who's repressed of love for his niece Catherine, leads a
jealousy and betrayal Geez. When Catherine falls for an undocumented
immigrant cousin, Rodolfo, Edie jealousy sparks a fatal chain of
events involving Sicilian on a coach in American law. It

(35:14):
is absolutely out the gate. It's a It sort of
knocks you back in your seat because it's in the round.
So traditionally you'd have a normal stage. This one sits
right in the middle and there are seats all around.
And also at Q Theater there's sort of that there's
a higher up seat having.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
A raking yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
And it's what's cool about it, man, and I'm assuming
this is all planned by your incredible director, is at
the end it plays out in the streets, and it's
reminiscent of that last scene of the final scenes in.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Training Day with Washington, right.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
It's that thing where it's played out in front of
the community, the community of the judge and jury, and
it's like you're speaking to the people in the tenements.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
It's so brilliantly done.

Speaker 7 (35:53):
I start speaking to the all I think I'm speaking
to you. A couple of times because I use the
audience as the neighborhood because he gets shamed in front
of the whole neighborhood, and back then that is big whiskey.
So yeah, I used the audience a lot, and you
could just look on their faces, man, look on.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
Your face too. I was like, yeah, so it's gripping.

Speaker 7 (36:13):
There's nothing on the stage except the chair, right, Okay, yes.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Is it like a budget thing or nah?

Speaker 7 (36:20):
That's that's the brilliance of Annello now director, and she's
it's just up to the actors. If we're rubbish, then
you cannot imagine the world that we've designed in our
head really good. You see the chair, you see the sink,
you see the the fury lights and everything.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah, man, because you've got nothing to fall back on.
Like I used to do stand up comedy with the mate.
We were props comedians. Yeah, so we had heaps of
props because we were really ship at comedy, so we
needed something to fall back on, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
I used to use like a laugh track as well.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yeah, we had a.

Speaker 6 (36:53):
Laugh track, you know what I mean. We used to.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
But I love that.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
I love that because there's something about a bare stage
where it puts the onus on the actors. You know
what I'm saying, It's just about your performance and you're
the focus. There's nothing else going on apart from the performance.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
And what's also fantastic about it? I thought as well,
because I didn't want to message you. I didn't message
you and we never met before, but I messaged you
the next day because I wanted to think about it overnight.
It's a timeless story because there are comparison. There is
a world where you could tell this story in the
seventies in New Zealand in the pacifica community now right
exactly and it's you know, the so called overstayers of

(37:33):
dawn rays and all those sorts of things that could
have been done. But a decision was made that it
should be told exactly the same way and in that
American tradition and using the accients and everything like that.
That must have been a conscious decision.

Speaker 7 (37:48):
Yeah, well, that's that's on mom. I call her mum
Anapello bullet. Oh, that's on her, because I remember going,
how do we pacific this? She goes, you don't. She
told me this is a classic. You're going to do
it the way it supposed to be done because people
think that were pacificate. People think that we can't do it,
so you're going to go improve them wrong, Son, And
all you need to put in front of me is
a target and a challenge, and then I start busting

(38:10):
wars down.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Well.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
It's a really interesting thing too, because with a great
sometimes you can taktoo too much with it, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 2 (38:17):
And it's like it's so simple. It's great for a reason.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
There's a real propensity too when you look at things
like Shakespeare and so forth to really change it up
and make it a bit wacky and crazy and stuff.
But you don't need to because the work sort of
speaks for itself, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (38:33):
It's in the words, yeah, dialogue that's written, and I
think we've done a pretty great job on how it's
directing and how it plays us.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
But didn't you do that though, Jason? You and Johnny
didn't you do like a spin off of Shakespeare? Actually
it was like a midnight summer night's wet Dream or something,
wasn't that?

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah? We did.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
But also I actually did Hamlet years and years ago
at the Mavement Theater and I had a mind blank,
So I started improvising Shakespeare, the room, the white noise,
just you know, you goes, Oh my god, I can't
remember what I was facious, and I started trying to
improvise Shakespeare.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Don't ever do that, man, don't ever do that.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
We'll speaking of improvising, I'm learning to be an actor
at the moment boiler so I was thinking soon as
you're in here, yeah, man, do you can you could
do a little improv scene with me? Maybe teach me
the ropes? Ye?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Hell yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Or should we do that next feelings?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
It's good man.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
The Larchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
On Radio Friends Ferdinand.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
They're on the radio Huducky Big Show the Stormy Tuesday Evening.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
We've got at bulla Quali.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
In with us, who's the star of the play A
View from the Bridge. He's just been chatting about it
in the previous voice break, and we thought, fellas, what
a great opportunity. Well, we've got a real life actor
in the room with us to do a improvisation. What
do we reckon sound way lines, cameras?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
No, it's time for the Big Show prod.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Pretty good set up, this one. I think it makes
sense just to go along with what happens in the
play purely. You'll just play Eddie Carbone. He's he's not happy.
Oh keezy key over here, you've been trying to hook
up with Eddie's missus Okay. I think she works down

(40:26):
at the local video store, and you've been flirting with her.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
At the video store.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
At the video store the game Sophie. Okay, her name
is Sophie. So it has come to see you. You
work at a fruiterer, a fruit.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
A fruit shot. It has come down there, and he's
he's not happy with you.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Okay. My name is Mike.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
Mike.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
I actually know that's confusing because.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah, you're looking at me and you thought, I know.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
What Andy, I'm Andy, all right, and and.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
You can be the partner Bogie okay, Shelfy, Sophie.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Sophie and Andy. And what's your name?

Speaker 6 (41:04):
Eddie?

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (41:07):
All right, here we go, Okay, let.

Speaker 6 (41:11):
Me drop in here. Yeah, Hey, what's going there?

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Hello? Welcome to my fruiter.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
Hell?

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Hello, yeah, what's your name?

Speaker 7 (41:20):
I got a pack of apples back then? You know
it's not very good, A little bit of rotting.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Oh really, Bray boons or real gla. Sorry about that, man,
let me know real gala.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
Yeah, shy, your eyes look good?

Speaker 4 (41:32):
You know my eyes?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Dude?

Speaker 6 (41:33):
Yeah? Thanks, man, I feel like i've seen you before.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Yeah, I don't know, man, I mostly just hang around
the fruit.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
You know.

Speaker 7 (41:39):
My wife blond hair, blond hair, nice legs, get nice
tush down there at the back.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Yeah, what's her name?

Speaker 6 (41:48):
Yeah? See, I see you. I'm opening around my house.
Uh what looking? Look me in the eyes when I'm talking.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
Sorry, man, I just it's very intimidating. I'm just a
fruiter shop.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
My wife here today, Sophie. You tell them what you
told me.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Hi, Hi, Sophie, I'm Andy. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:07):
Hi no no, no.

Speaker 7 (42:09):
You said when you talk to her, you talk with
your hands, So I want you talking with your hands.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Then it's hard because I want people to be able
to hear hello.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Sorry, touch my wife.

Speaker 6 (42:20):
Look me in the eyes when I'm talking to you.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
I've been touching my wife.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
I haven't been touching your wife. Do you used to
want the apples? I know, I say I seriously, I haven't.
I haven't.

Speaker 7 (42:27):
I do want the apples, but the apples are found somewhere.
It's not supposed to be and you've.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
Been touching that.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
What have you been doing with the apples?

Speaker 7 (42:33):
So I don't know you you've been giving the apples
oranges and you're gonna be a little touch what's going
on here?

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Actually, didn't I give you an egg plant?

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Sae?

Speaker 4 (42:47):
It's really hard to look at the eye man, like.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
You're about to get your heads. That was great stuff and.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
To stay serious too, and it's just such a stupid yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Exactly right. Yeah we normally break nine times.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Now builder once again. The player is called a View
from the Bread. Yes, it's at Q Theater, Q Theater,
And when's it running from?

Speaker 7 (43:11):
So it's we opened last week on Friday, and it's
on for a whole month. You can get the ticket
to say I ticket do co dot in Z. There's
a bunch of different payment options there. There's eighty five
five dollars, sixty five dollars. I think that's ridiculous and
I'm saying this and I'm in the show. But there's
thirty dollars options and twenty five dollars community tickets and
that's for people who can't afford to pay those ridiculous prices.

(43:31):
You click that little option and get your butt there
if there are people out there that want because this
is an actor's show and this is like my my
big thing in this industry is to help to not
gatekeep and help not your new talent coming through. So
if there's any people out there in Auckland that can't
afford the twenty five dollars, you hit me up on Instagram,
find me Bueller Quali and give me a message and

(43:53):
I get especially if they're young, young people who want
to get into acting and don't know what it is.
I'll get them through and I'll come on this show
because no one should miss the show just because it
costs a little bit.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
Absolutely, it really is a brilliant show. I can't recommend
it highly enough. All of the performances are amazing, and
it's it is. It is really something that sticks with you,
like I'm still thinking at day thinking about it days after.
It's it's pretty special.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
So get along, yep, I take it dot co dot
in a view from the bridge. Thanks for coming in.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
Man now, thank you for having me.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
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Speaker 4 (44:38):
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Speaker 2 (44:53):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (44:54):
What are you guys having for dinner tonight?

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Man? I don't know, but it better be good.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
I keezy after my delicious pity j number one spicy
chicken soup last night, which I forgot to bring in.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
What are you talking about bringing for Keesy? Bringing for
us for you as well? Can I just say it's
not the best one, Isn't it? Isn't it?

Speaker 4 (45:20):
It is? It's very funny, but anyway, finish because you
said that about your Cassundy.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
But it's bloody good though, wasn't it?

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Which was it was all? It was pretty nice, but
it just so happened the one you were bringing in
for us for the first time ever wasn't very good.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
When it is notoriously the best in the world, and
you would think that you would get better and better
at it.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Not worse.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
I'm saying I'm not saying it's not good. I'm just
saying it's not my best. That I've made a big
world that needs more spice. We can more fresh chili,
yeah I could, But tonight, Keezy, since you asked the question,
stuffed capsicums, oh, spicy portmants all that?

Speaker 5 (46:04):
Now, I saw that. I think it was on your
story now I sent you a comment there. What'll I say.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
That's animal food or something.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
That's a kind of meal that was a class act
in like the nineteen eighties.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Yeah, putt off.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
The top of it like it's a Jack o' Lenton
and fill it up with porkmants and banging in the oven.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
That's shocking shit.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
I I'm really excited about it because there's going to
be a spicy lots of vegies in there as well,
Kizy alongside that, we're gonna have some roasted causehit n Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah, I'll be interested to see combo. Can I ask
you where did that recipe come from? Was it in
a book or no? It was it was just like,
I'll tell you where it came from.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
I was in the supermarket, you said, and I went, geez,
capsicums are cheap, So I bought.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Four of the bar geesez camsicums are cheap one and
I stuffed them with portmants totally.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Man, Well did you bring in one of those? Well,
actually I made a spear one in case a spear one.
Somebody wanted to see you, you know, well exactly well,
one of them fell.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Apart, right, Can you bring one of those?

Speaker 7 (47:07):
Now?

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Just bring the chicken soup in please? Okay, I'm having
case it is you had those last night? I thought
I was going to last night? I had one tons?

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Did you?

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Which is annoying because we had dumblenks for lunch yesterday?

Speaker 5 (47:19):
Oh I've just been stitched up there, But that's because
you've moved from your regular Wednesday sw Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Did you make your own one tons?

Speaker 3 (47:27):
No?

Speaker 4 (47:27):
They were in a food basket situation.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
I had a really good chicken the number last night
with a past us.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
It was good. Nice.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Well let's go actually New Zealand. Hey, what are you
having for dinner? Fixed us three four eight three If
you want fifty bucks cash, that's coming up next.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Sublime there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening.
The time is fourteen minutes past six o'clock, which means
it's time for.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Hey guys, text here from Steve. What's on the tea
with me? Dinner with me?

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Keys, that's good?

Speaker 4 (48:05):
What's for tea? New Zealand three four eight three. You
text it through you can win fifty bucks cash cash cash.
How does this feel as Holly sticks.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Through Holly Hunter? Wow? Nice?

Speaker 4 (48:17):
No Holly from christ Church.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Yeah, that doesn't sound right.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Nah, I appreciate it. Actually, no, it is Holly Hunter
burritos for dinner. My kids loved throwing them on the
ground cheers.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
When you've got a kid and you're going to find
out about this very soon, they're kyzer.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
The amount of.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
Food that gathers all around the floor, around the high
chair and all that sort of thing, just an absolute nightmare.
Just chuck it every It's one of those things where
it slowly stops happening, so you forget that. It was
one of the greatest punishments going around. But there's so
many little things like that you've got to look for
to keysy.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
I remember my mum and dad saying that they used
to every night, put down like a plastic like floor
matt thing and then put my little plastic table and
my little plastic chair in front of the little plastic
bowl thing, and then I'll just make a huge her.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Of a miss portmans everywhere just.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
And then they just sort of like take it all,
hose it all down and get it ready for the dicks. Yeah,
Field to shamble the next feed. Yeah, which of course
was Porkman's. Get there, guys, Mick here, Jagger, Hucknel Jace,
Mickey Mouse Jace, come on, say one man, make make

(49:38):
the master fader. It was Mick Jagger. Get hey, guys,
Mick Jagger here from a hooky ticker Shepherd's pie left
over lamb roast to make the shepherd's pie.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
You know what, I just had a flash because I
haven't had a shepherd spice since I was a young
and but I just had a flash back. You had
a tomato sauce on that, oh yeah, all over the
top of that beautiful right brown meshed potato on top. Good.
I mean I think my even had the cheese on.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
It didn't have trees, just the mashed potatoes.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
But the problem we because I love a cottage pie.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Sorry, she doesn't like them, so we never make it.
You're right, you know it's annoying. It is annoying.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
That sucks, Jason, Get guys, Bob here.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Your uncle.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
It's your uncle. Bob's your uncle.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Where is the name?

Speaker 4 (50:38):
I think it's Croatian. Yes, yes, guys, Bob's your uncle here,
and a couple of tim Tams for dinner.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Look, yeah, I've had I've had that sort of look.
Is it something that I hope for myself and dream
for myself as.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
I get older?

Speaker 5 (50:54):
But no, no, but sometimes yeah, be a couple of biscuits,
sit down and watch a bit of Italian.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
A couple of biscuits and a beer. It was the
last part you were going to say.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
I was going to say, jacket. I don't know why. Yeah,
it makes sense for dessert.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Yes, I don't know why putting a jacket on for
dessert makes sense. Dinner tonight? Oh, get a guys, John
here McEnroe too good. Nah, it's John McEnroe. Yes, you
ever got a single one right tonight?

Speaker 6 (51:25):
Jason Ter?

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Yeah I did, Holy Hunter, did you? Yeah? Yeah? That
was She's just true.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Not I'm not wholly Hunter, just Holly from Christ Get
you guys, John here dinner tonight. Not an iffing clue,
but I am pregnant, so double of whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Just put me off my dinner.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Sorry, Olivia Newton, John, who did you guys think it was?

Speaker 2 (51:56):
She's like eightn't she? Yeah? Wow?

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Good for her, Good for her. One last one Fellers. Hey,
what do you what do your recond Yeah? Good a
Fellers Jesse here, Ventura Mulligan. Ah, that's one Ventura. I'm
gonna have a cheeky bacon burger from the local fish
and chip shop and a.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Beer responsible That sounds nice of bacon burger. Yeah, yeah,
I'll take that. Le's my winner. Give them fifty.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Bucks really yeah, totally man Dune Pugs, Ship it out, mate,
Ship it out quick Smart.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hold Aki.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Yes, indeed, blink one a two there on the Radio
hod Arki Big Show this Tuesday evening, the time six
twenty seven.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Now, Felers. This Friday is officially Poppy Day, an Zac Day,
being on Saturday, April twenty fifth. Of course, if you
would like to make a donation, and what's three bucks
and also get a poppy. Takes poppy to three five sorry,
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(53:01):
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dollar contribution.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Thanks Jase, your legit man, Thanks man Fellas.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
I had to take birdshit Chris to get spade.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
Oh your cat, which the audience named Chris.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
That's right, Jesus, the hell of an operation. I've never
had a cat before. Yeah, I don't know how much
they go through.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Yeah, because there's a lot of stuff because and this
is what's stopping me from getting a catowe. But as
you do have to, like you've got the they've got
their injections and their shots and stuff, and then they've
got to get spade obviously.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
Right, and it's obviously not all cats have to get spade.
Some people choose not to have it done. I was
sort of it was made out to me like it
was sort of a responsibility that you had to have
as a cat.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Owner.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
But then she when they brought her out, I was like, jeez,
I don't know, man, she seemed to be under the weather,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Well she's probably well, she's just been through a pretty
full on operation. You know, she drugged up as well. Yeah,
they have to drug they do have to drug them up.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
Yeah, I can imagine they do have to drug them
up because yeah, I mean, they go under the knife
and it's quite it's a heavy it's a heavy operation
and a long operation. It's about eight and a half hours.
I was sitting there waiting, Wow, gess of fortune. And
then of course there's all the accessories that go with
it as well. One of the accessories was they wear

(54:27):
those they call them an e collar and Elizabethan collar.
They look like a really handsome gentleman from back in
the day, you know, a big round Yeah, that's right,
So that stops them from chilling out like a cone
on a dog, like a cone on a dog like that.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
And then of course there's the wheels. You know, she's
got a new set.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Of wheels, right, yes, why does she have wheels?

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Well, they when they get spade, they chop it, they
drop the legs off and they put them on you know,
like those wheels you see more often than not you'll
see your dog doing it.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Yeah, not your cat, your dog. So this is yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
So that was like holy no, sorry, hang on, because
I thought when a cat gets spade, you know, it
was more about making so they can't reproduce or whatever.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
Well, that's right, So that's one of the things that
they do. So if they put them in those on
those wheels and the other cats aren't interested, you're right,
Like everyone's like, oh yeah, a.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Bit of Edmund there.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
And so I mean she's got a great personality.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hidarchy.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Well there you go.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Your man Bar says, that's a big show, done and
dusted for your Tuesday night. What's the podcast outro clip tonight?

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Keezy Tonight's podcast outro clip is still incoming. Pugs is
just getting it now. He's going to chuck it up
there and he said.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
I look at the state. Here's the thing about it.
He's still in Vietnam. Oh yeah, totally, man, you know, absolutely, But.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
I don't think not because I know what's happened here.
The system reset and deleted stuff out and here it is.
It's called Europe.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
I have this vision that I would suit Europe jays coffees,
no breakfast.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
The issue with you wee wee. The issue with Jason. Okay,
real mature stuff. You wouldn't suit Europe.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Jason, you should go. I simply musked, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Can you go?

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Mogi?

Speaker 3 (56:52):
I did a Mogi last night and special and went
to bed early?

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Did you at nine o'clock? Which is really from that?

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Why not?

Speaker 6 (57:00):
Really?

Speaker 3 (57:01):
But pretty early? Wake up at three? And I'm just
cursing your name. It was your fault, right, Yeah, it's
a shaka.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
It is a shocker. I've been going to tell you
what we had the bloody cat.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Did I tell you about this?

Speaker 2 (57:13):
That the cat? I had to put it down in
the laundry.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
I told you about that last night, right, And he
had a blissful sleep, absolutely blissed. And now my wife
is telling me that now we have to train the
cat to not wake us up.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
But it's like it's a cat.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
Don't train ca cats just going to wake us up
because it wants to go outsidither at once. They're saying
to eat or you name it. So I don't know
me and I think I'm moving down into the laundry.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Is there a ramp in the laundry?

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Keezy?

Speaker 6 (57:45):
What?

Speaker 4 (57:45):
Hello, it's got the cat's got a skateboard.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Portman's in chiladas for you tonight.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
That's good stuff, mateat I made a video of me
making the capsicums. I should post that a feelings you should? No,
I shouldn't. That's an absolute shocker, but that's.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
What people new phone.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
But enjoy your keezy special night man.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Yeah, I'll send some PIXI you fellas once I crack
it open and all the juices and everything.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
I cannot wait.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
We've got to lead the show tomorrow with your with
your review of that food and actually, can you get
a voice memo from your wife reviewing it?

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Yes, I can, thank you very.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
Much, no worries and like a video of her eating one.
That's not like it wasn't creepier, good night, Hey on,
Joe was supposed to be creepy, man

Speaker 5 (58:37):
It was just