FULL SHOW: Plastic Chicken Soup

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
Really Jason, Heiitzmand and Kisy, I'll get a your mad
Barsard's great to have your company on this blustery Wednesday afternoon.
It is the fifteenth of April twenty twenty six, and you,
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Speaker 3 (00:30):
Out with the old brands. They've had there too, and
Toledo's is here, clean mean hydration. Get it in your.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Toledo. Yeah, man, good stuff. I tell you what, old
Mogi's looking sensational at the moment. Brand new t shirt,
brand new boots, brand new jeans, nice new haircut. God,
you're looking good, your Studhou's life.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
I'm pretty grassy, your mad dog, you six cent of
a b right man. Everything's new from top to bottom.
You haircut, new Andy's, Keezy running out of Andy's so
I've got new socks on as well.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
How good? What a time to be alive, man, Just
loving life? How about you, Keezy?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, I'm good as gold fellas always am you know me?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Actually? I was thinking, you know, because you know Mogi's
been making a real effort on his wardrobe at the moment.
Maybe you could judge it up a bit, you know
what I mean, because you get rid of the trackies
and the sort of daggy old T shirts, maybe you know,
look to go a bit more upmarket, a bit more
top radio DJ.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah, it's good show, Jase. So just confirming am I
wearing daggy T shirts or beautifully crisp ironed T shirts
like you said every other day. I'm just trying to figure.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
That's the one you're wearing today. Doesn't look as pressed.
You're looking a bit more sort of daggy.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
It's weird because I pressed this one. Oh rightn it?
So I don't know. Yeah, okay, so I guess I'll
get rid of it.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I mean it still looks great. Ah. I'm just looking
at Mogie and just going, oh god, it's making such
an effort. Maybe we should make a bit.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
More, saying we though it was just that needed to
make an effort.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, just because you walk in here with a brand
new shirt every day.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
And then you've got upset with that, so you've started
wearing that old Switch shirt that you've had for years.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Just also as long as as long as we're making
top quality radio, it shouldn't matter.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, that's true. Man. Speaking of which, what's coming up, Fellows?
What's happening on the Big Show with Old Mogi?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Thirty two days until we go to Magic Ground, Fellows,
another couple of chances to get into the drawer today.
Listen out for the queue to call, and then ring
us on eight hundred Hodaki, We'll annoy you with some
stupid questions and then we'll throw you in the drawer.
Old Hoidygizbot. Ah, you're a mad bastard.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Man, you had a bit of an adventure last night
overnight and also you posted something on Instagram. Yeah, the
keysy and I need to have a little bit of
a chat with you about.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Sure it's a good yeah, yeah, yeah, just a little
bit of a chat.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Are here And at some point on the show we're
going to be I went to the genders today. God,
how good are they?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Good times here Backbone.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Also, this weekend's Warriors game completely sold out. We've got
a double pass the get away later on the show.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
How good man.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
It'll be having a little later on and I believe
Jace may have brought something in for us to taste it.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah, man, I can't wait too.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
You're excited for me.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Wrapped my lips around that whitty.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Jay A number one. Here's the Killers for.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy is.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Indeed a bit of bush for your Wednesday afternoon. The
time thirteen minutes past four o'clock and travelers, if you
might indulge me, I'd like to make an apology if
I can.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
I think before you make an apology, man, I've actually
got a bone to pick.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh ah, I got a bowl a pit.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Last night, I was trailing through Instagram as I often do,
sitting on the toilet for just an hour or so
to get a little bit of me time.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, but a piece and quiet.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
When I come across on Hoidy j on one of
his stories Prime Time Viewing, it was Keezy ran about
seven thirty eight o'clock there and yeah, he's sitting at
his kitchen table. There he's got a plate in front
of him, and in the middle of the plate is
what I can only describe as an absolute abomination, a
crime against cuisine and indeed humanity. It was a whole

(04:24):
capsicum with the lid chopped off it like it was
a jack o' lantern, and inside was some kind of
brown mess, which, as I watched the video turned out
to be pork mints.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Well that's the thing, and you named it the Kezy Special,
which I take issue with.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
The way that the video was shot. You sitting low
down looking like a small child at a table, the
food you had there, your one capsican with the mints
in it, and a couple of sliced up, overcooked looking courgettes.
If unless I'm mistaken, it was hard a towel given
the blurry state of the video that was taken, just

(05:05):
looking at that, and then it was made worse when
you cut it open, you cut the cats come open.
It was like looking inside a leper. It was a disgrace, Jason,
and I think you do owe us an apology.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Fellows, if I could get back to my apology, I
think it's fair to say that Hoody J's known for
his culinary ability.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
M hm.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
It's the talk of the town. People fight and argue
overcoming over the old Hoody js for dinner and snacks.
Not me, not me.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
I don't want to go. I went last.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Time sit down to team, and last night I have
to say, Mogi, I did put out on social media
a culinary abomination on an eighties plate, a full yellow
capsicum stuffed to the brim with a brown slightly overcooked mints,

(06:08):
and some courgettes on the side that was slightly overcooked
as well. And I embarrassed myself. I embarrassed my family,
I embarrassed my friends, and I think to a certain
degree I damaged forever the reputation of the Big Show.

(06:28):
So I would like to apologize for that abomination. The
only redeeming feature I can say was that it actually
tasted okay.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
It tasted okay.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
I guess the question that I had immediately, and even
when you brought up yesterday hoodyesbot was who the hell
on this good green Earth would want to eat an
entire capsicum for dinner.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
That's a fair point. Now listen, the video may have
got eight thousand likes. That's by the bye. Okay, just
because eight thousand people loved it doesn't mean it was
a good thing. And I don't know stories could get
like I not only I not only want to apologize

(07:14):
to you, fellas, I want to redeem myself because I've
talked many times on the show about my world famous
spicy chicken suit.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Isn't it the best? One of the world's twitty j
best in the world, ain't number one?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
So I took the liberty of making it for you, fellas,
and I've brought it in for you today to sample
and a hope, in the hope that I may redeem
myself and your fellow's eyes. And you can tell the
public out there that natural fact whity j is a fine.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Chef, right, And when you're rating it out of ten, rating.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
It out of ten buzzies, I can remember in mind.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
The same here. Also, once again, it's been five years
of this. You didn an apology and didn't say sorry
at any time at any point.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Incidentally, my wife raided. Sorry, my wife raided that meal
six out of eight testes. Yes, he even did a
verbal review of it. But it's too embarrassed for me
to play it on air. Fair enough, So next up,
for the first time ever on the show, you get

(08:15):
to taste Corny Jay's a number one spicy chicken soup.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
The whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Ache Cold There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. The time is twenty four minutes past four o'clock. Fellas,
there's been a culinary disaster again.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Right, because you're supposed to be bringing in some chicken
soup which you made for us to review.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yes, I mean you could still eat it, but I
just heated it up in the microwave and the container
that I brought it in Unfortunately, the container melted.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
So are you saving you down with sort of microwave
save dishes, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I've used this in the microwave before and it's never
done that to me before, so I'm not It was
a very solid bit of plastic, so I'm not sure
exactly why it's mounted.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Now here's the thing I said, temperature.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
I think that pug Son's going to post the disaster
on Instagram as we speak.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
On Facebook Radio Hurdacky, And the.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Question is, do you guys still want to eat it?
Do I still want to eat some soup that was
made by you?

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (09:28):
After I saw what you made last night that has
now been melted and mixed in with plastic in a microwave. Well,
I'm going to pass.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
What about you, Kezy, I mean you've got you know,
you've got steel gaps. Mate, you can shove anything down there.
I mean, you man, you're a young fella. He's still
going to have kids though, Jesson, that's true, But I
mean that's already well on its way.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
We'll hang on sound.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
And it just seems a shame, Kesy that I went
to all that effort to bring it in and save
you some because my wife was hoeing into it because
it was so delicious, and I was no, no, the
fowlers have got to have some of that. It doesn't
feel right for you not to try it.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
So are you trying to convince me to eat plastic?
Is there? What's going on?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Plastic? There is no plastic in an actually put how
can you go and get the plate that I poured out?
Will get keasy to try.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Someone plastic soup?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
I'm sure it is totally fine.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Okay, you're sure.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
So you're saying it's melted, which has changed the plastic irreversibly,
But none of that has managed to get its way
into the soup. Despite the fact if you drink out
of a bottle of water that's made out of plastic.
You get plastic particles in your ball second about three seconds?
Is that true?

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Look it folded a little bit in the middle when
something melts.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Jase, yes, what does it turned from solid to well,
turn from solid to what?

Speaker 5 (10:54):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
The worst part is it looks delicious, It looks really young.
But I know it's contaminated with poison.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Surely you can eat that.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Well, I mean, I mean its technically you could eat it. Okay,
would you want to eat it?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Okay? How it dos? Pugs? Go over to your microphone
over there, and you try some. If you're willing to
try some. You witnessed what happened.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
You saw?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Are you going to try some? Hell?

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:20):
This is largely because I have no regard for my
body when it comes to food. All right, Oh no,
so I will try it.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Well, this is what producers do.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, yeah, food.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
They're like the bee feeders for the talent, true, the
bee feeders.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
I don't want young people listening who want to become
a producer to think that they have to eat poison.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
If you want to make it in the industry, this
is what you're going to do.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Okay, all right, Pugs have a taste only if you
want to though, eat plastics also not even hot. All right,
well he tries there, here's the pugsting.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
M it's not bad, jas Oh no, that's not good.
It's not bad. Pugs liked everything. It sounds like he
hates it.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Say, hang on, Pugs, are you going to make an excuse?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
No, I'm just gonna say it looks a little curdled,
thank you.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Something.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
He's managed to melt the container, curdl the soup, but
somehow the soup's still cold. There was a chill in
there that I'm not familiar with, and I assume that's
the pleasant container.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Jase, I've got one question for you. Would you have
eaten it?

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Hell no?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
The Hilarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in on Radio Lucky, Welcome back.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
The Big Show, Regie Crown, three bit, let's put another
mad bustard on the bench, bloody oats, let's do that.
But before we get into that, Fellows, I have to
defend myself over the microwave Barkle. I just spoke to Becks,
who does the day show. Obviously, she said, Jace, the
same thing happened to me. I headed up a drink

(13:08):
the other day. I took the cup out, I burnt
my hand and it was stone cold the liquid that
I was trying to eat up. You know, it wasn't
my fault, Fellows, and I'm gutted that you didn't get
to try it.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
If you just joined usn't know what Jas's banging on about.
He's supposed to make us his famous chicken soup. You
put it in the microwave, melted the container, spilt soup everywhere,
and then fed plastic to pugs on.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
I've never seen that neither, And can I just.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Say radio, I've used that plastic container to heat up
stuff many many times, so I don't know what happened.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
It's probably right there.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Maybe maybe, but let's go to the funk.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Yeah, just quickly, if you're heating something up, put it
in a bowl, take it out of the plastic.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Never ever, ever do it in plastic.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
No, it was Mike rowa friendly.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
PHI friendly, not safe friendly.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Get a baby your mad hell's life, not too bad?

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Boys yourself?

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, tell me, baby, what do you do for a crust?

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Easy machinery operator?

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Got on your back, But don't get on your stride though,
don't you your mad dog.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, hey, Bailey, if you were a win, who would
you bring with you?

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Definitely not the girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Let's make a few calls.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yeah right, okay, what about the wife when you can
bring the wife?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Oh yeah, and all the wife your mates? Will you
stay on the line and pack samer take here? All right?
Thank you very much, Good on your mate, Good for
your mad bastard. How's life yeah, fan? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Good is it?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah? Good man? Good? You're getting through your day?

Speaker 3 (14:46):
All right?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Only do but a little bit of looking to you?
Guys are fail?

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, there's the beauty.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
I guess of the show is that you could be
feeling bad about yourself, but we're going worse.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Let's be especially jays Hey Jeff, quick question, man, would
you eat plastic?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
No, definitely not. I'd go with a bowl, yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Man, yeah, And what do you do for a crust? Jeff?

Speaker 4 (15:09):
You must be a rocket scientist or something.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah. Next for horticulture, make things go green? Yeah? Good
on you mate, sound line, pugs will sort you out.
Get a Raymond your mad barstart? How's life not too bad?

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Boys?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
How are you doing? Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? You love
your malloy there, Raymond? Sure? Yeah, good on you.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Hey, Raymond, real quick man, just from me. What do
you do for a crust?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
I'm a kindy teacher.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
A.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Kindergarten man.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I've gotta be honest with you. That drive me batshit crazy.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, I worked with toddlers two to three and a
half year olds.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah nice. And would you ever feed any of those
toddlers plastic? Raymond?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Well, you got to say yes to life.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah right, I like that one.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Come on, guys, you just need to harden up a
little bit maneez. Hey, great news Raymon. And you're in
the drawer as well, mate, Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Hold the line, brother Pugs will look after you. Don't
forget it is three awesome nights over in Brisbane there
sun Corpse Stadium, eight games of rugby league, including the
Warriors taking on the Broncos. All thanks I mates, Boyschrip
dot Co dott In sid you and a mate, Free flights,
free accommodation, bloody ripper of a time.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Beautiful ah what are you reckon? A bit of innkeepers
key man.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
For the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Hold arkis indeed Nirvana there on the Radio Holdarchy Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon the time is four forty seven.
Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Who huh o kezy eh, shocking fast?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Could you get on with it?

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Fellers. I watched the first episode of the television show
called The Paper, so spin off from the Office, the
American Office, same makers and all of that carry on,
but they just sort of work at a newspaper, sort
of a set up the air in debts. Got old
dom Or Gleason in it. That's Brendan Gleason's son. Yes,
you know that fellow there.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I do know him.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
It's got a good cast in it, and it's pretty
much the same as The American Office, exactly the same
as that, but with different people. Smart, pretty funny, a
few good lolls in there. I give it two buzzies
out of a possible five, but I'll probably keep on
watching it too.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Well.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Yeah, I mean it's fine, but I only watched the
first episode. And I know if you've seen other shows,
but the first episode they're trying to tell you who
everyone is.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Yes, they're sitting everything up and it's boring.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Do you just want to get into it and have
people be idiots? So I'll give it a couple of
three yeps before I give it a proper, proper, proper kicking.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
Right.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
I'm pretty sure it was on TV, and if I
had to guess, i'd say neon, but it would be
one I guess. Okay, okay, So just it's somewhere. It's somewhere,
and it's not very good.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
I watched the last ever episode of I Survived.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
I think that was every so the last ever you're
going to talk about on the show.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Ever, well, unless they do repeats and stuff lives in flashbacks,
but the last ever episode of I Survived. And here's
the bloody thing about it. It's always three stories, three
different stories, and every episode of people surviving horrendous stuff,
and the final episode everyone dies. Wow, are you serious?

(18:41):
None of them survived interviewing are the people? But they
died and then came back to life.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Oh that's a good trick.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
So like they died temporarily, like zombies are zombies?

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Pretty much?

Speaker 5 (18:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Pretty much here because this is a real show reality.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
Yeah, came back to life.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
They die, zombies, but they came back to life for
the interview.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Jesus, that's no good.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
How they survived. But in this case they didn't.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
And then after that, what would you have done differently?
Was it that sort of line of questioning?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yes, what they because what they normally do is they go,
so why do you think you survive? On the final
episode they said, so why do you think you didn't survive?

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yes, and then they'll be like, oh.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
So that's what they were. I mean they didn't really
have an answer. Well that did yeah, well that's.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Right, and I mean you say that they came back
to life for the interview, but that did Did they
say anything?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
No, it was the head kesy, why would they say anything.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
So it was just like a dead person in a
seat and they asking a question and then nothing comes
back correct and you watched the whole thing, So good.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Five busies.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
The Hurarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchid.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Gorilla's there on the Radio Hodankee Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is six minutes to five o'clock.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Hey you fellas just a quick reminder to the audience
out there, if you are in the South Island and
you'd like to see the Big Show live at a pub,
We're going to be down at Emerson's on the twenty
second of April. That is next week. It is a Wednesday,
so a week from now Emerson's Dunedin four pm till seven.
The Big Show will be live. First one hundred through
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that's to celebrate Emerson's hazy ipa hazen confused turning ten.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Make sure you get in early too, by the way,
because she filled up real quick last time. Real quick,
I mean standing outside in the freezing cold Dunedin weather,
you know, hoping to get in to see the Big Show.
Get in early, that's right. I have a couple of beersies, yeah,
you know, get chilled out, get relaxed, get ready to go.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yeah. Hey coming up after five. By the way, fellas,
we've got a few things coming up. A chance to
want to double pass to the sold out Wars game
this week two years yeah, which is bloody exciting.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Stuart from the Breakfast Show is coming on. Yes, he
was in Women's Day a few months ago.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
And of course I've been asked because my career is
taking off and I just want to get some advice
from Maniah. It's what I can expect because I imagine
it's a bit of a rocket ship, you know, getting
the Old Woman's Day article.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Yeah, you won't be hanging around here much longer. I
can't imagine that's for sure, Oyster.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Yeah yeah. Plus, we made a massive bit on the
Big Show outro yesterday, a bit involving Hoidy Jap. I
want to double down on that bit. Okay, okay, man
thinking about it and I back in Hoidy j on
this one. I'm gonna double down.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Good stuff, mate.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
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Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, that was that was kind of cool. It was
like a sort of echo.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
No it wasn't. We all said it at once. Are
is on the purse?

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Jase?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
When you said hump bay, what did you mean by that?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
I was thinking about something else when I was saying it.
I was thinking about Mogi actually, and that just slept
out as it were.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Is MOGGI your bay, he's my bay.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Bye bye.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah. Let me just say this. He's on the file,
all right, feel us Jesus holy heka.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Is he in the bank.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh he's in the bank. All right?

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Yeah, gross in the bank? Good? Good, That's how it's
supposed to be. Do you want know if you're in
my bank, you're not.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
What have you got in your bank?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Talking through your bank? Easy?

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Should we do a bank check with Kezy?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
What's in my bank?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
And I just sort of list off.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, what's your go to? Ummm?

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Do you know? Audio slave the League singer Chris Cornell Pugs.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
He's freaking out The pug Sicks.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Were actually going to do it. We're just talking about
what's in our bank accounts?

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Man, it's all g man, and you've got so many accounts.
Say yeah, man, here's audio say.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in four on Radio Yes.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Indeed radio head there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past five o'clock.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Fellers yesterday on the podcast Outrow, which is a bonus
podcast we do every single day, about ten minutes of
Chitta chat bonus. A bit was made. A bit was
made involving Hoidy j and vaping. The bit was that
Jace is going to give up vaping. The reason being
Jace that you get headaches and your lungs hurt all

(23:59):
the time.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah, and so you're going to I never got with
the durries, by the way, and.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Don't start talking up durries and putting them on a pedestal.
So that the bit was the entire month of May.
So you've got a couple of weeks leading more than
a couple of weeks, you won't have a vape at all, right, correct?
And if he can do that, Mogi will give me
and you one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
If you can't do it, you have to and I
have to give Moggi a hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yes, And can I just say in preparation for this, Keysy,
because I don't want to let you down.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Man, I wouldn't be the first. It'll be like the
tenth time.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yes, I've gone hard. Now. My theory was I just
taper off the vape, just do it less unless each
day and bug bugger that what makes more sense. And
it's the theory they used to have with the old
Siggi's is to do it twenty four to seven so
I get so sick of it and so well that
I never want to do it again anyway.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
So you're just going to continue as is.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yep. No, I'm going to double down and do twice
as much vape as I normally do, so that my
lungs and my head ache really really hurt.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
And how's it going so far?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Is it? You know?

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Is it having the effect.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
That this is no word of a lie all show? Today?
I've been getting massive stitch in my heart. Yeah, and
it's really painful.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
I just want to be very very clear here, just
for the sake of clarity. So you know, you got
to have these conditions because oftentimes you end up with
people getting a little sneaky out holes. Don't have to
pay you. Your wife owes me one hundred bucks if
you dropped dead. I'm just saying that. Okay, So you're
you're doubling down on the wave and you dropped out
of a heart attack, stitch in your heart, brain tumor

(25:40):
whatever's going on with you.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
I'm not sure there's something going on in my heart.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
I want my money, Okay, okay, yeah, but I but
it's fair enough.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
But having said that, I haven't technically lost the bit there.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
If you die die, well, it seems like a bit
of a coward's way out that you would rather die
than have to give up for a month, it seems like.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
But hang on, Margie to that point. If he dies right,
jas if you die right, you die soon, like in
the next two weeks. Yeah, and then technically at the
end of May, I'm going up to Mogi. Where's my
one hundred dollars?

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Okay, Well, I need to make this a condition now.
If you die anxiety ship before evape, before the start
of May, or even before the end of May, the
bit becomes null and void.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yes, I think that's because I don't want to put
that onus and my wife, you know, yeah, exactly. The
funeral and all that sort of stuff. Eulogy snacks because
beverages whish he's going to hold it. Actually, Saint Mark's
would be good. It's huge.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Yes, we could plan's funeral like a wacky thing that
we could do. But the reason I wanted to bring
this up I wanted to be on the radio so
that the radio listeners are aware of this bit too,
because the ultimate idea in my mind is that Hoodij
stops vaping and having durries as well, because all you
do is coming here and bang on about how crap
you feel whether you're smoking cigarettes or vaping. Okay, you

(27:13):
know what I mean? Yes, And so I'm willing to
double down like Mike, I would love to do a
bit where Jace doesn't have a vape for the ore
cigarette for the entire year.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
What a great idea to the end of the year.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
And if that happens, if he can do that, If
he can't do it, I'll shout the whole Big Show
team and their partners at dinner out like we did,
remember because remember what you shouted us all Curry night.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
Oh yes, I'll do the same thing. So if you
lose the bit we have to spend more time together.
I can live with that. I can live with that
one hundred percent. Actually, so, Jays, it's like beating that
Ja's can grow a foot in the next sort of
eight months.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
He's got some you know, he can do it.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Can we choose the restaurant?

Speaker 3 (27:58):
No, I will choose restaurant.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
No.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
I don't know. But it'll be a nice restaurant, but
you choose the most expensive. But and this is Jace,
this curry. That's all you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:11):
See, Actually the is you here? The is you here
is if Jase has a vape, he gets a free dinner.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
I haven't thought this one's really easy.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
I am in on that though, Man, I am in
on that.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
No, you don't get too man. You can trust him, Man, Jace,
please don't please don't let me down. I honestly and
feel free to tax through support on three four eight three.
I think you can do this.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
But also, okay, also the maybe it stands.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
One fact that restaurant bit. Just get rid of it,
but it doesn't make sense. It's incentivizing him to have
a vapor. It is completely wrong. But the maybit does
stand up. Put the dates of my calendars of set reminders. Yeah,
I'm gonna be keeping an eye on it. And your wife,
as we know, will tell us the truth as to
whether you've been vaping.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, that's true, she will, Okay, the betrayal that she is.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
You can do it, Jase. I believe in you, man, I.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Can't believe she did that to me. Man, Hey, here's Metallica.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Is indeed the Kings of Leon. There on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this blustery Wednesday, after a new bit
of support on the text machine there Keezy three four
eight three Old Hoidy Jay giving up the vape.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yeah. And if you've just tuned in, this isn't you
know the Big Show from five years ago. No, we're
doing it again. Jase is gonna kick a habit. It
is the vape and we're putting another bet on it,
this time the entire month of May. If you don't vape,
Mogi gives me and you one hundred dollars each. Yeah,
but if you do vape, we both have to give
Mogi one hundred bucks.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Lots of people texting through on three four eight three
Jace Cold Turkey on both don't be a coward from Cameron.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, nice, I like that. Just just harden up.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Yeah, Adam says Jace can't do it.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
That guy gets it.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Well, that guy's just he's listened to the show before.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Yeah, he knows Jase better than Jace knows himself.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
True, correct, Jace, I'm with you, brother. I vape and
I vape hard. I hit it headaches from it as well,
so I'm going to join you as well. Just smash
it until May and then I'm done. That's from John.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah, good on you, John, your backbone.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
So it's good motivation, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yea? It is good motivation.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Can I just also just say one text here? Leave
Ja salone old kill joy Kezy. If he enjoys it,
don't take it from them.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Yeah, that's true, because you haven't got many joys in
your life, Jason.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
That that is true, but I'm not enjoying it.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Make yeah, gets on the dat's what are you up to?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
True?

Speaker 4 (30:25):
How many times?

Speaker 3 (30:27):
The reason this has come about, hang On, is because
you come and banging on about having headaches and lungs
and how you want to get off the vape. Yeah,
so that's why this has come about.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
All right totally. Now listen, fellas, we've been approached by
the Breakfast Show again. They want to do another challenge,
and of course they do because we've done two with
them before and we've lost both of them and then
have to do the Breakfast Show. So it's no surprise
to me that once again they're wanting to do another challenge,
thinking these guys are easy beats. Yes, and we'll get

(30:55):
them to do our chow. We can have another day off.

Speaker 6 (30:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
And the issue is that they sort of lining it up.
I can tell the timing is kind of right on
point for the bit to end up being once again
the day after Radio Awards. Yes, I can see what
they're doing. They're lining it up again so that we
will be coming in Pugs and I especially will be
coming in after two hours of sleep. Yeah, to do
their BREAKFA show. I mean, I'm open to it. I'm

(31:18):
one hundred percent up into it.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Should we do another relay race? Look, we've got to
mix it up a bit, don't we. Just Quad is
so much better now.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Well, the one thing we can't do is put ourselves
in a position where Kezy has to bear any kind
of responsibility cost us these last couple of times. So
what is there that we could do? And I guess
we need ideas on three for eight three from anybody
out there, anything you've got. I mean, they've come back
to us and they've seen what about bench press?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, what I find intriguing because old Jeremi is as
weak as purse.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Yeah, purse, I guess. I guess it's how does it work?
Is that they're going to get Rudeer involved? Or do
we get Zoe involved? Because if we Zoe involved, I
think she's pretty much on a par with you.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
You were gesturing at Jace. The other thing you need
to know about bench press is the shorter you are,
and the shorter the limbs you have, the better you
can do it. Yeah, so exactly, Jess, You've got tiny
little limbs, whereas and both pugs involved, the three of us, Mike,
we've all got long arms, you know, so it's really hard.
Whereas man's got little stumps as well. He goes, you know,

(32:26):
he's got advantage.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Yeah, and he's also got a real.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Yeah barrel chick, so.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
When he puts his hands out, it only barely extends
past his buzzies anyway, Yes, and everybody does is he
just bounces it off here.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Yeah, like little trampoline. You're pretty good about that one actually,
because also, of course, Maggie, you smash it at the gym.
What do you preciate if.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
I have in my life? But I haven't been for
a while. So if yeah, I'm not certainly not going
to say what I have done, and I'm not going
to say what I'm currently doing, you don't want to
give them any kind of a heads up. But I've
seen Mania down there, and if we're going to beat
him at anything, it's probably going to be Cardio.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
I don't want to do Cardio. Doing Cardio wid a
whole lot of bad about you on the vatee. Man,
we just have to think about.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Look, you've got that, You've got Manaia there who probably
not great at cardio. You've got Jerry who's got a
horrendous back, and he's got all sorts of issues with
his body. So anything we were sort of, you know,
putting them under the test that, you know, put them
under pressure for a longer period of time. I think
it's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
You say on Mania, though he has run two half marathons,
and I believe he's running, so he runs all the time.
Ye all, he's probably the fittest out of all.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
I'm the least run I don't run it.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
And you've got to factor me in this too.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Oh yeah, we have to. No matter what we talk
about we have to facture you in. Yes, I think
we should. What about pub games?

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Because you want to be the best at that?

Speaker 4 (33:52):
So I would go playing pool, I would go darts, yes,
and I would go possibly pinball.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Sorry, not smoking darts, Jose, Oh right.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Yeah, well something you know, maybe it's those two things,
or you know, with something else, but something along those lines.
I feel like I because it's a real bragger's right,
doesn't it You want to be good at Paul, You
want to be good at that.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
I like the pool.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Table tennis is the third thing. I'll play table tennis.
I've done that before.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yeah, okay, table tennis.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
I like table tennis too because you can really get
into the vibe. You can put the sweetband on and
warm up through some training, you know. Yeah, I suggested
in the group chat backing a trailer. Oh you did too,
because I, ah not, I'm really good at but at
least I think I've backed a trailer more than they
would have. Yes, I haven't, Jason, you I'm bloody good
at it. Bullshit three four eight three. If anyone's got

(34:46):
any suggestions, feel free to send the three. You can
get fifty bucks cash thanks to Toledos.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Speaking of Breakfast. By the way, Fat is going to
speak to my nine next from the Breakfast Show. We
need to chat to him about your upcoming photo shoot. Keasy.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Yeah, with Women's Day. He been there, done that, so
a bit of advice will come in handy the.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarkey.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Here is indeed Stone Temple pilots here on the radio
hold Archy Big Show this blustery Wednesday evening. Now, Kezy
was updating us yesterday about his exciting news. He's going
to be featured in the next edition of Woman's Day
and Magi we were saying, when you're featuring Women's Day,
you know that you've made it in your career. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Yeah, that's right. You normally made it to your forties
or fifties. Yeah, but Keysy is only he's done it
younger than most.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, young bus.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
I know, fellas. To be honest, it's a bit it's
a bit surreal at the moment.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yes, I can imagine.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
The speed at which my career is moving. It's freaking
me out.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
A bit must be thrilled those serious are you going
to surprise you with it?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Maybe? Yeah? But someone whose career has skyrocketed, certainly before
but mostly since appearing in Women's Day is Mania. Stuart
from the Breakfast Show here on Radiohodark, you get am.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
And I half no fellas. I feel like I feel
like right now? You know that movie Interstellar?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Yeah, and the guys in the.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Bookcase looking back at the past screaming at his kids.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Not to do it?

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Is that you?

Speaker 6 (36:10):
That's how I feel?

Speaker 5 (36:11):
Yeah, That's how I feel?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Right?

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Is it because you got so famous and so much
success that you don't want that for Christal and Sex?

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Yeah, that's right, Jase, No, I got to I can
tell you from about what three four months down the
track from where you are right now, Chris, I can.

Speaker 6 (36:27):
Tell you what's going to happen. Right you are going
to go in there, sit down with them.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
It's going to be a hit piece nothing that you
nothing that print is going.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
To be something you actually sit right then.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
What's going to happen as a group of your mates
from down in Waymadi are going to create.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
A new group chat which you'll be added to and the.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
First thing you'll see is a screenshot of the local dairy.
It'll be the blowing up it's not a for whatever size.
The one they put outside the diary is yeah, yeah,
I'll put one of those in the group chat and
then you know what's coming next. And that's about three
thousand messages basically tearing strips off here.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
So the cool thing about that is back in the
day a magazine would be on the shelves for like
a week, right Yeah. Now, because of the Internet, that'll
stay up there forever, and so anytime anyone ever googles
your name, that'll be the first thing that comes up.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
So having said that, Mania, I read your piece in
Woman's Day, and what a beautiful love story it was, Man,
I mean seriously, it moved me to tears.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Well, I'll have to take your word for it, jas
because I can't look at it. I will say though,
your mum will be proud. Mum will ring you from
the check out of the local supermarket.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
You'll be on the.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Phone's yeah, because this is kind of one of the
reasons I agreed to do it, And I was my
wife's family, like who Nana. The cousins compete with one
another to be in there. Nana's good books and she
loves Women's Day, right, So my wife is like, if
you get a Woman's Day and she'll be in it too,
because it will be all about our love story, won't it. Yeah,
it's not about me as a person. Am I right

(38:01):
in saying that?

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:03):
No, it's got absolutely nothing to do with you.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
But what I will say is.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
That will be balanced out by Jason Minogue taking on
the radio.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
So I'll be honest with you, man, I think it's
the coolest thing you will have ever done. Proud of them. Yeah,
when you look at you know, you're balance it out
against you know, doing his squad and that and that
running race massive meat patty nips. Although I did broadcast
from a bathtub at Skott's City. Yeah, that was pretty amazing,

(38:31):
amazing looking back.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
And the courage that you know, because there will be
a big photo spread obviously and with your wonky years
and all that sort of stuff. I mean, that is
a sign of real courage, Keys, and I'm proud of
you for that, man.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Thank you. So Manya, obviously your career has taken off
since being in the magazine. Hello, No, no, probably probably not.
Actually it's okay because I was kind of hoping that
mine world after being in it. Okay, I reckon.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
What you should do is because your wife's going to
be in it as well. The angle you should take
is spicing it up in the boudoir with al Keyzy.
Oh yeah right?

Speaker 3 (39:08):
And what am I doing at home with sich Key?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
You're just going through your toys and stuff and.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
What you get any toys?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Old Kezy on the front cover all fours looking over
his show.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Brilliant, Thanks fellas. All right, well, thanks very much, Mania
Stewart and yeah it's happening this weekend. Thanks so much
for joining us, man, I appreciate the advice. Don't you
can catch Mania as part of the Man Iron Jerry
Show on Hducky Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
And when can we catch you on Women's Day? Is
that next week?

Speaker 3 (39:42):
I'm telling you, man, I'm not telling you.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
I cannot wait. It's going to be awesome.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
The Whoarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Tune in on.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Radio Queens of the Stone Age there on the Radio
Ducky Big Show this Wednesday evening. The time is fine
fifty three and I believe you've got some breaking news, fellas.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
This is breaking news, bloody exciting stuff, fellas, they're making
a Lord of the Rings movie.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Yeah, another one.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
How good? It's called The Hunt for Gollum and it's
sort of it's set before all of the Lord of
the Rings carry on, but it still got listen to
this brand new cast. Listen to this. Ian McKellen as Gandalf. Shit,
he's pretty old, now, isn't he. Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Shit, he's pretty old now, isn't he.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
So a couple of new he's there for yeh. Kate
Winslet is going to be in it as Marigal. Oh,
how good you know Marigal. Jamie Dawnan is going to
be Strider, who's also known as Aragoron originally played by.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Vigo Morton's Kinson.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
So that's good. I think he's out of the fifty
Shades of Gray movies. Yes, Leo Woodle is Hellvard.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
I don't know who that is. I know who Leo
Woodle is.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
A He's a very good actor as well, so it's
not a bad iron Lee Pace who reprises his role
as Thrand You all.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
I don't know any of the actors or any of
the roles I obviously, other than that.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
I tried to get you on it, keasy. I tried
to as one of the sort of what are they dwarves?

Speaker 3 (41:26):
So you try to get me on it as a dwarf?

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah, yeah, because I showed them that some pecks of
you and your floaters, your massive feet. Oh yeah, because
you know how they've got massive feet.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Yeah. And so you did you talk to them in person?
Because I'm obviously they were keen on me. And then
they saw Jason real life, and we're like, why do
we just cussed this?

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Well, Jason was already in it because and they're doing
a crossover from Labyrinth. He's going to be in there
as hog.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Excited about it too, fellas.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
So hang on. So they're doing a crossover of Tolkien's work, yeah,
which is like a beloved piece of crossing.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
They're scraping the barrel now, I mean they're down to
hunt for Gollum, which, as far as it doesn't exist
as a piece of j R. It's in his world,
well golems in his will, but it's been written by
Gollum himself, Andy Circus.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
And he's directing it at the.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Sinking to themselves. Look, they needed to be a success.
What do we do? Got to have a certain amount
of New Zealand cast in it as well as a prerequisite.
So get.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
And for people that don't know, Hoggle is one of
the little puppet things off Labyrinth, the eighties movie with
David Bart was not a puppet.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
It's it's me easy.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Well know, the rest of them are puppets? Am I
right in saying that? They sort of they they saw you,
cast you and just put you in a little waistcoat
exactly as you are and then made the rest of
the puppets based on how you look.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. And the amazing thing about that
that particular.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Role for me, no prosthetics, no, and it was back
when you were wearing that big pirate gold's ere old are.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yeah, and it just fitted it, just the street slotted. Yeah.
I didn't even have to open my mouth. They went
done Hoggle. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
So this film is start shooting in the next month
month or two and was scheduled for release on December seventeenth,
twenty twenty seven. We'll be able to watch it at Christmas.
So it has been filmed here. Next year, Dan and
Wellington year. Yeah, pretty exciting stuff.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
We should make a big show sort of night of it.
Fellers with me starring at it. Obviously we'll hang on.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Note Hogles not starring Hole finding Golmer.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
I mean, yeah, but well.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
That's the thing that's the sort of the storyline I
think is it's the long lost search for Golum's brother Hogle.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Yeah, right, okay, And did you get lost because your
eyes are on the person or something and you wandered off?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
No? I know this well, you have to watch the
film to find out the story.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Ah yeah, yeah, spoiler.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
I don't want to give it away, and I've got
contractual issues as well.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Speaking of giving it away, we've got some Warriors tickets
to give away after six Wow, a double it's a
hell of a segue, a double pass to this weekend
sold out game. All right, to stay listening and give
us a call on eight hundred Hoducky when we tell
you to.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Yeah, good stuff man.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
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Speaker 2 (44:17):
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Speaker 4 (45:04):
I don't know why the bag exists.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Why are you looking in my bag? Man?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Just for fun, geez.

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I looked at your bag once a while ago, right,
there was an innocent little glance in there and it
was Nickorea and a vape and of course bottle of Toledo.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
How you watch for Tina night Fellers, Good.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Question, Jason. My wife is out tonight. She had a
drinks with her mates.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Oh yeah, rolling here before earlier on I did you
see addressed to the absolute nine.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Wow, she was at drinks with mates.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
She's a beautiful woman. Yeah, with her friends who workmates,
her former workmates.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Oh okay, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
So I said i'd pick her up later on. She said, Nana,
I'll be all good. A just taxi home. Yah, you
go to sleep all good? Yeah, it's what she said.
And I was asked, sweet, thanks for thinking.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
It'll probably be a late one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Yeah, well it will be yea, but that's all g
And so I'm going to be at home. I've got
a frozen pizza that I'm going to have. So we're
both having a good night.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
And I tell you what. You can sit there. You
can eat your frozen pizza, then play a bit of
douche Do. Wearing your new douche Do switch It that
someone made for you.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
You've got a game of switch It on you. So
we're both having a great night. What do you doing tonight?
Joe's anting another caps can fill with mints.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Well, now listen, who ate the fourth one? Because you
had four?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Well there's two in the French two and.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
The fruit even a bit of the next day guys.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
True story, true story. I said to my wife today,
we should probably bend those, shouldn't.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
We so delicious?

Speaker 3 (46:44):
No?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
No, no, I quite like them. We should just we'll
eat them so well, maybe the kids will have them.
And I went, there is no way in the world,
my daughter will it get anywhere near eating something like that.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
I find it interesting that they were so delicious and
your advice today was to throw the leftovers in the bin.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to get takeaway so that my
confidence is down Fellers after the chicken soup dibacle and
capsicum debacle. Yeah, I'm going to give cooking a rest
for a little while.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
If you want to see the chicken soup debarcle, by
the way, heads to the Big Show's Instagram or the
Radio Hdarky Facebook page. Up next the chance for you
to win tickets to the Wars.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Keep listening, hoh good man, because it's sold out, hasn't it,
Fells It has made man apart from these tickets obviously news.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
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Speaker 2 (47:33):
Holucky Pool Jam There on the Radio ho Donkey Big
Show this Wednesday evening. We've got two tickets to give
away to the Wars this Friday. I believe it is Saturday.
Oh Saturday? Is it against the Titans Tigers?

Speaker 3 (47:46):
No, I'm joking. It's the Saturday the Titans taking on
the Warriors at Mount Smart Stadium.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
How the Titans going at the moment? Are they terrible?

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Do they have a win last week? I feel like
they're pumped someone.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Well, that's the thing with the Titans is when the
stars aligned, they can and actually, you know, play pretty well.
They've actually had two wins out of six.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Was it last year or the year before? They put
sexty on us the year before? Yeah, that was good.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Eaton was there was an embarrassment? Was it was one
of the dark I think it was the darkest day
in the Warriors.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
History because the Titans were.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
They were.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
He don't think that's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Really exciting news too with Aaron Clark. They're signing his
contract for next year.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Well he actually extended to twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Twenty nine. Yeah, that's what that's what I mean. Oh. Sorry,
because he's he's a star, isn't he?

Speaker 3 (48:30):
What position is he again?

Speaker 2 (48:31):
He's a forward. He's a real block basting.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
He's were's the jersey?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yeah, he just just smashes straight into it.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yep, that's what league players do. It is a huge signing, Jason,
considering he was on a minimum from the Titans pretty
much because we got him from the Titans. Who sucked?
We got him tenor boyd Ye and who was the
other chap camp Camperrera.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
So you've got three of those guys planning against own
old club. Two of them gain pretty pretty good and
the other guy probably going to do the same hopefully.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Yeah, but we've got to double past to give away.
Let's go to the lines.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Get a Mitchell were mad Barstard? How's life good? Yeah?
Good things mate? Good? Good? Whereabouts you based there? Mitchell? Cambridge?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (49:11):
No beautiful horse yeah nice, beautiful beautiful spot Cambridge actually
got a horse breeding? What a ball breeding and stuff?

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Yeah? Hey Mitch, what do you do for a crust man?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
I'm do you love it?

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Man? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Blood on he just quickly? Man, what's for t tonight?
Mats cooking tonight?

Speaker 2 (49:37):
A little surprise? Okay?

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Do you run that sort of operation? The flatmate cooking
for you?

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Never? Really? How interesting?

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Yeah? Who out of all your flatmates who's the best, Like,
who are you most stoked when it's the day to cook?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Well, it's not the ones that are cooking tonight. That's
don't tell me that. Don't tell me they're cooking and
capsic and stuff with portmant.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
I'll be choking that out.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Yeah, disgusting match. I take it you're a fan of
the wires, mate, Yeah, yeah, and you're free this Saturday,
bloody three, buddy, free. All right, well, jump on a horse,
jump on a horseman and right up to Auckland because
that double passes yours.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Who are you going to take which flat mate?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:21):
One of the flat mates differ. Yeah, all right, good cool.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
You stay on hold an old pug stun will sort
you out, brother, You stay there, bloody exciting free ticket.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I've never been in a flat like that either, Mogi
were you have tunes? Cooking meals is like each for them,
you know, fin for yourself.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
You get three or four people cooking three or four
different meals, so every dish in the house gets used
and nobody wants to clean that.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Yes, well no, because the way our flat used to
do it was it was always like your turn to cook,
and then it was another flat mate's turned to clean up,
and there were five of us, and so you always
got a couple of days off.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
But I didn't realize this. I thought I was the
man because I cooked this chicken wrap. It was like
chicken breas diced up with some of the old al
Paso burrito stuff on it, right raps, but a mayo
sweetchily saw some lettuce, tomatoes, and it was delicious. And
I was like, my flatmates must love me because I
always made this and they always say it's delicious. And
then I found out like they'd been talking shit home

(51:16):
my back and they were saying, oh, he only knows
how to make chicken wraps.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Yeah, I mean it's easy to make, but not a
lot of dishes. So whover was cleaning up after you
would have been pretty stoked? Would you be pretty good
in that situation? Jay's cleaning up.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
When I was flatting, just no, no, no. I wasn't
a tidy guy when I was flatting.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
When you were flatting eight, but when you're.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
An older guy, you're start getting tired. That's why I've
gotten better. I feel like when I was younger, I
wasn't very good. But I've got a better as I've got.
I like a tidy house now yeah yeah, But if
I get end somebody else clean up after me, that's
kind of the dream. Totally yeah. Absolutely, So if I
get an opportunity to have somebody else clean up after me, Keezy,
I'm probably gonna take it.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Yeah, totally right.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
So if you and me end up living together, I'm
just saying me and.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
You, yeah, yes, sweet, can't wait. This would be so
much fun. You can make them a chicken rap.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Tune in four on.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Radio Green Day. There on the Radio Darchy Big Show,
there's our Wednesday Evening. The time is six twenty seven Fellas.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Testicular cancer is the number one cancer among young fellas
here in New Zealand. It is highly treatable when court early,
but people just aren't checking. So to encourage people to check,
to reach down, their feel around and if you feel
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(52:37):
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Speaker 4 (52:38):
I say, we've had a lot of great results out
of that. A lot of people have checked, a lot
of people have entered, but a lot of people have
actually gone along to a doctor because they have found
a lump. Yeah, so it's bloody worth while doing because
I have never done it until this thing came along.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Yes, I'm loving it. That's great, Absolutely loving it.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Hey, fellas, I'm having some issue with birdshit Chris, of course,
which is your cat?

Speaker 2 (52:58):
It is?

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Once again, I must remind everyone the audience picked the
name of that cat.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
That's a great name. Suits it. I wasn't sure to
begin with, but now that she's grown up a little bit,
really grown into the name. A few days ago we
had her Spade, which, as I discovered, to my shock,
involved she's got quite a lot of stitches and she's
wearing now way essentially a cone around her head. But

(53:27):
they loped off her legs and they put her on wheels.
She's on like a mobility cart.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Which I've never heard of. I thought, you get Spade,
you just you know, they sort of little bit of
a surgery put you back together. She's she's a bit
drowsy for a bit, but then she's good as new.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
To be fair, though, Kisi, you're not a vet.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Well, no, I'm not a bit. You're right, Jason, And
I feel like maybe if I was a bit, I
would know that when you get spade you also lose
your hind legs.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Well, that's right. And this is what I said to
the vet there, I said. There, I said, I've never
seen a cat on wheels like you think of your
spade in these cats, which would be happening all of
the time, that you'd see all these cats around about
the joint on wee. And the vet said, it's because
they can't get down the stairs outside your house. They're
they're all inside the house. And that's how because the

(54:08):
idea of spaining them is to stop them getting pregnant.
There's a lot of cats out there, kittens out there
that people don't want, so nothing's going to stop them
more than them being stuck inside the house. Yes, anyway,
I love the cat. Great cat. Wouldn't addition to the house,
but keeps me up. Now, wake me up last night
three o'clock in the morning. So I have been awake
since three o'clock this morning because the cat wakes me
up now. My solution has been, as I've said to

(54:31):
my wife and daughter, to put the cat down steers.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
In the laundry. Okay, so and just have the cat.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Down there and sleeping. That cat doesn't care. No, the
cat doesn't care. A cat will sleep in the tree.
Your cat will sleep in the bush.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
It doesn't.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
It doesn't care at all. Tree might be not the
going now a awkward pretty strong front legs there they
get strong, they do chassis up with wheels hatched to it.
But my my wife isn't having it. And the feeling

(55:06):
I get is that this cat is above the pecking order,
above you, yea, immediately the cat's been there for three months,
I've been there for twelve years, immediately, And my wife
loves this cat seemingly more than me, probably not true,
but feels like it. So I don't really know what
to do. Because my wife also sleeps through the night,

(55:27):
she doesn't hear a thing. So when when she wakes
up in the morning, she says, what time did you
When she wakes up at about seven, she says, what
time did.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
You wake up? Three o'clock? Because I think it's three
because of the cat making and what kind of noise.
Is the cat making it?

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Well, it's sometimes it mows, but we've gotten better with
that because we've got an automatic pet feeder so you
can feed itself. But the problem I've got now is
as it's going around the house, the wheels squeak like
a bastard one. And also it's getting used. But it's
got a it's got a really wide wheelbase on it,
like a cherry like. Yeah. So when it goes around

(56:01):
the corner, it's collecting the doorway in the door. Yeah. Yeah,
So first it's getting used to it's getting used to it,
So I guess it's new set up, right, it's been
it's been pimped. It's been been pimped.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Yeah. Yeah, it would be an adjustment, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Well, it might be an adjustment. Might fix it too,
because the wheels could be it's in alignment.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Absolutely it does because it keeps. But certainly the squeaking's
got to see.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Man, well is it squeaking or is it squealing? Is
it doing burnout? You know what I mean? Like squealing?
It does go flying around corners?

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Yeah, Well I was terrified because I woke up. She
rolled four times and the night she came around the
corner at a great rate of knight. So I'm here,
I'm bloody worries she's going to get trapped under it?
Yeah right right yes, And of course all the while
my wife is sleeping, she doesn't know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Why don't you get another cat that's been spade and
then put a little like siren on and that could
be the police cat who's sort of in charge of
just like looking after and keeping an eye on things.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
CAZy, do you think I haven't thought of that?

Speaker 1 (57:05):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hierarchy.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Well, there you go, your mayor bar sids. That's the
Big Show down and dusted for your Wednesday evening. Now,
what's the podcast outro clip today? Keezy?

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Today's podcast outro clip is about our charitable side.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
But what percentage of your income do you give away
to charity?

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (57:32):
Twenty thirty percent?

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Well I get fifteen.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Text is included, so that's about thirty five percent text.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're all in the top text bread. Yeah,
it's awesome, so good. That podcast comes out at seven
thirty tonight, Search Hucky Big Show.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Good stuff Playing for the night.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Magie what am I watching a bit of Telly? To
be honest, man're nice and if that's possible, I've got
quite a few shows to finish. Actually want to get
back to that British that I was watching There Gone, Yes,
I think it was called I gave that one a run.
I'd also quite like to watch a thriller or something
that doesn't require any brain.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Yes, Neon is then on God it.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Was on TV and Z plus Gone Gone, Actually it
was on three now tell me now, Okay, I don't
often find myself but there it was good stuff.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Keezy Bachelor night tonight it is.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Eventually I'm going to order a pizza. I've decided that's good.
We get a pizza on the way, hard kind.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Of pizza, like a pepperoni, No soals pepperoni.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
I'm going I love sales pepperoni, but no, I'm going
to go for a hell pizza tonight. Yeah, there's this
checking one they've been wanting to try. I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna eat it on my own and then I'm
gonna play PlayStation and then I'll pick up my esteemed wife.
She won't be steam because it's a Wednesday. She's actually
very sent She looked her but.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
On the purse when she was here. When she turned
up to say good ey, he is a.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
She looked nervous to me. Actually she looked awkward. When
she was speaking to you about tonight, she was.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Wringing her hand.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Yeah it was guys. Look, it's the end of the show.
Can we save can we save the content for tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:59):
No worries Jason, What are you doing tonight?

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Man, I'm trying to walk home. Listen to It's got
to happen eventually, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
It's got one of those faces.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
I just I've got a punishable face. I really do.
But listen, you take care up there. Check out the Instagram,
check out the podcast Tell Tomorrow. We'll see you later.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
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