April 16, 2026 • 55 mins
On today's show, Jase is in hot soup, Mike's bowels are playing up and Keyzie has a bone to pick.
SOUP TIME:
(00:00) Intro: Best dressed
(04:15) Breakfast finds a shocker
(09:05) Magic time!
(13:37) Jase has a dream
(18:02) TV TV TV
(23:14) Intro: Bone pickin'
(25:54) Scraps are on
(30:53) Keyzie's bone to pick
(37:40) Intro: Pork mince chat
(40:17) Mogey's poos
(45:16) The BSA news
(50:15) Jase upsets his daughter
(54:25) Farewell!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Hodachey Big Show with Toledos, all the good stuff,
No nasties try it today.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
This is big, big show, Big Jason hitch Night.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
And kidd at you, mad bars. It's great to have
your company on this glorious Thursday afternoon. It is the
sixteenth of April twenty twenty six, and you, my friends,
as always listening to the big show brought to you
by Toledo's.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Out with the old brands that I've had their turn.
Toledo's is here, clean mean hydration.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Get it in ye.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Toleedos, get a Maggie Stallion house life.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I'm pretty grassy. You're mad Dog, your sixth son of
the bee. How about you? Man? How are you going?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I didn't tell you guys this yesterday.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You're just not answering his question or what.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yea? We're going to go the long way around time yesterday.
True story. I thought I was having a heart attack.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Oh you.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I was getting stabbing pains in my heart, pains in
my arm. But I sold it on. Feeling much better today.
Thanks for asking, Magie.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Wish I had asked.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I don't believe that because if you were having a
heart attack, you would have banged on about it.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
No, well, he's quite good when it comes to his
own health. His health is not good, don't get me wrong.
But when it comes to his health about if there's
anything wrong, keep it to yourself because if you share
it with people, then you have to get it sorted out,
which he does not want to do.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
My wife just goes nuts when I share it with
her because he just says the same thing every time. Casey,
But hey, what does.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
She say, like, Oh, you should go to the doctor
because you're my husband. I've invested a lot of time
and effort into you. Yeah, like I'm taking care of you,
but you're not taking care of yourself. I think about
someone else for once.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Not that sort of stuff, not so long winded as
you could go to the doctor as pretty much what
she says. Yeah, God, you're looking show. You're both looking
sharp today. Actually, have I missed this sort of memo
or something? Fellas, you're all slacked up. Mogi's wearing a
beautiful newest shit t shit beautiful boots. Keez, he's got
(02:11):
as immaculate tony jacket on. What's going on? Fellas?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
We're just a couple of hot dudes doing some radio man.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, true, nothing to.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You call them. We're sex sex objects symbols, sex symbols.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You guys are just eye candy of the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Thanks man, Speaking of the Big Show, what have we
got coming up? Leading man? What's happening on the Big
Show with old mogis?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Well?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Another day, another couple of opportunities to get yourself involved
in Magic Ground. Baby. We're going to Magic Ground and
Brisbane in May to see the Warriors play the Brisbane Broncos,
but also seven other games of Backer League. It's rugby
League Heaven and you want to be there listening out
for the cue to call. Yesterday somebody asked us what
the queue call is. You'll hear a guy that's not
one of us three banging on and it's he'll say,
(03:01):
give us a call. Cool, now, that's Rightdaki also fellas
a bit of concerning news coming out that they may
be disestablishing the Broadcasting Standards Authority, which is a governing
body that rules behavior on air. So it's sort of
like the mum and dad over radio. We have to
(03:21):
answer to them if anybody should complain about us. So
we'll talk about that coming up. I've got some concerning
audio from Breakfast Radio this morning, our own Breakfast Radio
Maniah and Jerry. They're not happy with us, and coming
up next we're going to find out why, oh why.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Good stuff for me? Hey, how do you guys feel
about kicking off with a bit of tool.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
He is indeed oasis there on the Radio Hodarcky Big
Show this beautiful Thursday afternoon. Hope you're having a good
one out there, And can I just take a moment
to say how much we appreciate the fact that you're
listening to the Big Show. I love you man, We
love you man. We I mean you, oh you, me,
me and you.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Hey, fellas. This morning I was listening to the Breakfast Show,
which I don't like to do on radio Headache with
Jeremy Wells and and I, but I just like to
hear sometimes just what they're up to see if we
can steal any ideas. Nothing again, yeah, of course. Anyway,
they started talking on a particular subject and it got
me thinking, and it got me a little bit confused.
(04:30):
But anyway, I've clipped up this and I've we're pretty
hard putting together this little package. Fel listen to So
just listen to this and see what you think.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
This morning I arrived at Workfellas and there was an
unholy mess in the kitchen. On the bench was this
disgusting smell. It was a whole lot of sticky crap,
like a sort of a fluidy kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It's all for. This liquid is all through the microwave.
It's on the floor. There's nothing wrong with having a shaka.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
No, I've seen a couple of people with some shockers
in that ca I've been associated with some shockers in
that kitchen, but immediately you clean it up.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
That's just the whole I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
But my point is who doesn't clean up?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Who doesn't clean up?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yes, I've taken to social media as well, and I've
seen video evidence of it. Right, it was a container unfit.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
For microwave that was then microwave.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Is it the most insane thing to hear that Jason
Hoods put the wrong container inside a microwave?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
No?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
No, no, it would be a crazy thing to hear
that he'd put the right container.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I mean, amazing he can make a soup, but it's
the part of.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
The not cleaning it up part.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
That's that's what.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
It's the exactly what are you six? Can we sue
in this country?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
That is outright character assassination there.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, that's what I thought, because let me.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Just make it very very clear. I was. I cleaned
it and it was spotless. Yeah, so what whatever they're
banging on about, because that's so desperate for a bit
of content, they've got to attack Hoidy. J It's a fallacy,
it's a lie. Yeah, It's shocking, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
And I thought that because I was sure you would
have walked away and not cleaned it, Jose. I mean
we had a conversation just last night about the fact
that you clean up things after after creating a mess.
So it felt to me a little bit like they'd
seen the video thank you, and then they've made up
this whole storyline just to assess not as you say,
you're your impeachable character.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
It's just it's just a stitch up, as the young
folk call it, a total stitch up. Keysy, why are
you looking at me like that man with your arms
crossed and your wonky ears? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You can't see?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Man?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I've got headphones on, all right, so the jokes headphones
don't turn this on to me. My headphones are not
skewer for right. Well, so are you thinking that either
they've seen the video or they've come in this morning
seen a spotless kitchen and been so desperate for content
that they've gone, oh, I know what we'll do. We'll
tend there was a mess in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, exactly, yes, right, that's exactly what I think has happened.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
It's weird from them, then it is odd, But they're bastards,
aren't they.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, you definitely cleaned it.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
The irony is you're always cleaning up around it totally.
I come in every day and Maniah, who's a filthy bastard,
and he knows it. There's bits of crap everywhere. There's
four or five cups. It's an absolute disgrace and it
does my headden and they have the audacity to tune
that I am absolutely filthy.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I feel like it's kind of overreacting, you know, playing
it up a bit.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, it feels like it could be a little bit
of that. That's Jason.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
You know, you're true.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
He's a clean freak.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
You are a clean freak.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
You are a freak.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I am anal about that sort of stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Well, I can't see there have been anything more to
any more developments on this one.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
What am I holding up here? Mogill A big dilly.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Here's a good part.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Achy.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Welcome back the Big Show, Magic Crown three Batch.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Let's put another mad Bustard on the bench.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
You're just on that front. By the way, Fellas, There's
been a bit of an update which I may or
may not talk about later on the show, with the
regards to Hordy, jay Being and Brizzy. Because as well
as the amazing rugby league that we're going to be watching,
I might take a few detours around the place. I'm
getting a bit of an it sort of cultural itinery
set up, casino, the lit'll be part of it.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Somehow's that culture.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Because I'm not you know, I don't know that I
can do seven games about games.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You know what's funny is I already kind of promised
a ticket for one of the days I promised.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I promised one on the Sunday.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
The last one on the Seddy Pugs.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
If you want to promise one so to.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Be honest, if you could make yourself scarce for the
Magic Ground trip, that had actually be great for me
and Margie.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Okay you no worry? Should we go to the phone
lines fellas? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Sure, But just in case people don't know what Magic
Ground is, it's three nights in Brizzy, eight games of
rugby league, all at sun called Stadium, with flights and
accommodation included thanks to those mad bastards at Boys trip
Dot great stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Get it be in your mad bastard? How's life? Yeah? Good?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Hell? Good?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Has your day gone today? Ben? Yeah? Not through the mate,
but a mahy and just on the way.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Home stays work man?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah Jason means work you so I know what it means. Keazy?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Hey Ben?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
What's for dinner tonight?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Burgers? I don't nice? And what do you do for
a crass? Ben? Log? But a would you guys? Good
on you Ben? You stay on the line and pucks
will take you.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Are right?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Good on your mate? Get a eli your mad bastard?
Hou's life?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
How are you already?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Ja? Yeah? Good? Thanks mate?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Good?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
How's your day gone today? Not too bad, just still
on the clock in here, but got the call and
happy to be. What do you do for a crust?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
E though I'm a support welfare support adults disabilities down
in Dneda.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Ah good, my good stuff. And tell me Eli, if
you would have win this, who would you bring with you?
Speaker 5 (10:31):
I'll take my mate yoga from Daneta who who yoga?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yoga? Yoga?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Sure for yoga yoga?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Sweet? Oh? Well, good on you mate, good luck. We'll
put you in the drawer as well.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Awesome kids fellers.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Thanks mate. And finally, Josh, your mad bastard house life
pretty grauseful?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
JA.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
How you doing mate? Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? What do
you do for a crust? I'm in the beautiful aut
of culture indus three to bring up with the finals
with avocados?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Beautiful?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
What kind of mate?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Hass on, Josh? Who's your favorite wahs?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Any?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
He plays for the Warriors, Ja, Yes, he plays on
the wing. There he lets in a lot of tries
on the left hand side.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Only sometimes if you're listening to mo.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Kids pushing end doesn't on the jamming and on and
on the right hand side.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yes, of course it is stage right, stage right.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I always feel with him and Josh that he overdoes
the diving in the corner sort of thing.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Yeah, mate, but it takes a lot of skills crow is.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
And yeah, and also he scores the try Jason. Also,
you don't watch any of the games, so you don't
actually know. Hey, Josh, sorry to make you just sit
there and listen to us argue. Man, you're officially in
the drawer, right, Awesome, have a good one.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I don't think he does always score the trikes. He
I've seen him on a couple occasions touch the sideline.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yes, I mean yes, he occasionally doesn't.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Score the drive.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
You're right there. Hey, do you want to guarantee your
spot on the trip? Head to boys trip?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
To guarantee because I mean they're paying for us to go,
because we as part of.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
That talking to the listeners. Man, all right, yeah, hey
you listening? Do you want to guarantee your spot on
the trip? Boys trip? Dot co dot in z sports
Chabel made easy. We'll see you there, Hey, backbones, coming
up next?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Fellers, what's coming up next?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I had a weird, weird dream last night and that's
still with me and I need to talk it through
with you, fellows.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Oh, good.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yes, indeed green day there on the radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is four forty three
and felldals. Last night I had a dream which I'd
like to share with you. You know, when you have
a dream and it stays with you all day, you know,
you wake up and you're just you, I don't know,
a bit.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Sort of skew with uneasy, uneasy, and over the course
of the day it almost feels like you're being haunted.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yes, it lingers around you. And it Actually the dream
that I had last night, actually I was about a
member of the Big Show and actually involved everyone in
the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Wow, oh wow Jesus.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
But can I just say, in terms of my dream
last night, you two were just periphery actors.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Oh, thank goodness.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
A couple of garys.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
And I came in and you guys were in the
studio and Kezy was wearing his floaters and you know,
his jackets and weird jacket and mogie. For some reason,
you were in an immaculate suit, very very well cut
gray suit. You guys, you look very good anyway, I
(13:50):
knew I was in a little bit of pain because
I've been walking all over the place, and I was
talking about the fact that my legs were already hurting.
And then Old Pugsn and Studio B was listening to
what I was saying, and he came in and he
said to me, Jace, funnily enough, I can help you
(14:12):
with that, because I don't know if you know this,
but I've just had a holiday in Vietnam and one
of the things that I did while I was over
in Vietnam was a little massage thing. So how do
you feel about you and me giving you a massage?
And I was like, oh, yeah, okay, and he said, no,
(14:32):
look for your legs and he said we have to
whip your pants off. And I was like, are you serious, man?
He was like yeah, yeah. And so I whipped my
pants off and I was sitting in my undies on
top of the desk for some reason, and my legs
just dangling down and Old Pugsun was really working me,
(14:53):
like getting into my calves and just real deep, and
I have to say it was amazing, right, And then
I was sort of staring at the roof and I
just felt this moist kind of warmth between my toes
and I was like, what them? And I almost didn't,
(15:14):
you know, when you're like you think you know what's
going on, but you don't want to.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Look what hang on?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
That feels like?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
That feels like and was it? And I looked down
and old Pugsun was tugging my toes. Yeah, and I
was like, oh, this is not cool, pegs, this is
not He was tugging them, no, tanguing, oh, tanguing them,
and he was just sliding his tongue in between my
(15:43):
toes and he said, this is what you know I
learned in Vietnam and just go with it, Jase. And
I've got to admit it felt really good, and so
I just sort of laid back. And then he started
really working my big toe and like he wasn't. He
took it in his mouth and was like, took my
(16:06):
big tailor and he was just holding.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
My heel and just really really going for it, working
the heel as well.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
He was massaging my heel, but yeah, well work for heel.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
He was capping my heel and squeezing it and just
working my big tie.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
And I was like, oh, did he suck out all
the toe.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Well, yeah, he was just really going for it, and
it was like, I don't know that I and he
was like, just trust me, Jay's trust me. And I
woke up and I was just like, and I came
in today and I know if you guys have noticed this,
I haven't really been able to lock pugs in the.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Eye when you woke up though, because normally that sensation
has related to something happening in the real world.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Did you have jis on your toes?
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Oh? Your cat?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
You can't cats? Called chas.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
She was there The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hidarkey.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope your Thursday's going along
tickety boo. But right now it's time for.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Yes, last night I watched Sliding Doors. Oh yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow.
What's it on there? Maybe neon? Actually it's about Gwyneth Paltrow.
And it was a real high concept film from like
ninety ninety three or four or five or six, And
it's like, what would your life be if not for
(17:44):
a missed opportunity, if something just shifted a little bit
so in this instance, she's trying to catch a subway
and her life completely changes because she in one instance
gets it and the other instance, So you get to
see both those stories play out side by side, often
annoyingly close to each other. And her partner is cheating
(18:05):
on her, and in one instance she catches him, and
the other instance she's ignorant of the fact.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Right, if it was about me, I would just be
home slightly later.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
That's exactly right. There'll be nothing going on, or would there. Yeah.
Gwyneth Paltrow is the lead. John Hannah is the male lead.
Jean Tripleworn I think her names or something like that. Jase,
you said you've seen it back in the day. It
is absolutely terrible to romantic comedy, absolutely absolutely terrible. Really
(18:34):
enjoyed it because one of you two was watching, Oh, Jase,
you're watching something the other night, bagging it, yes, And
I haven't had the opportunity to do that for a
long time. We bagged it openly. My wife and I
had a great time. She her movie Stardom is a
mystery to me, absolute mystery to me. I don't know
how that happened or why that happened. I don't know anybody. Look,
(18:58):
I don't want to you know. Look, she's doing very
well for yourself. But do you know my own hair?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
No, you're not. You know. I'm not a big Gwyneth
Peltrow fan either, and I've never got it as it was,
as it were. And again that's not to dinner. But
she's done very well for herself, better than I've done, Geezy,
certainly fifty times better than what you've done. But it's
not for me, you know. But she doesn't do it
(19:25):
for me, no, Can I just put it that way? Yes?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Oh, a few good movies that I've seen. Shallow hell,
wasn't she in the the movie.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Shakespeare in Love?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
That's the one.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yeah, she's learned an Academy award, won an Academy award.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, so she's actually really good then she won award?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yeah, wow, anything then that would make me a good actor.
And that's not the case.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I was gone, yes, which which is pretty good. I'm
enjoying it. Where a headmaster his wife goes seeing a
TV show. Yea, it's a TV shouts a drama on three?
Now it is, you know? And interestingly you're talking about is.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
It Morrissey that David Morrissey.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I'm actually not a fan of her right generally speaking,
he doesn't convince me, but he's very good in this. Yes,
he suits being a up tight headmaster. Who done it? Keezy?
Speaker 4 (20:19):
We don't know who done it?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Man?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Did you find the ages on? It was like, surely
you're much older than that.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Surely, yes, I did find that. But look, you know,
is it solid drama? Yeah, I'll give it a three buzzies.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
And it's on TV three and it's called Gone Gone.
Last night my wife and I watched Location, Location, Location.
You love it, man, we actually do, yeah, Because I
was like, oh, do you want to start watching because
we've got Neon. I was like, do you want to
start watching this comedy with Steve Carell and it's called
Rooster And she was like, oh yeah, I can be kends,
like do you wan watch it Tonight's? Oh, maybe not tonight.
(20:56):
I don't want to start a new series. We just
watch insert Grand Designs, country calendar, location, Location Location here. Yeah,
And we just end up doing that and it's enjoyable
every time.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
It's so good that you've got your reliable shows like that.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
It's just a house show. Sit they're buying a House. Yeah,
and I am enthralled. Yeah, five busies out of possible
five TVs in plus.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Actually, you've just remind I've got to get back to
a place in the sun. Check out if I've got
that on the old Samson.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
That's a classic TV show, that one.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Yes, so good.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Hey, coming up after five o'clock Fellers with all this
drama going on with Bricky. Yeah, I've got a bit
of a hypothetical question to ask regarding us and Bricky.
Nice and plenty more as well, good stuff. Don't laugh
because I said and plenty more funny.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
The Hold Actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week dayd four on Radio Hodache.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Welcome back, your messive Bagbones. Hope your Thursday is going
along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Toledo's.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Out without dated Hydration in with Toledo's the new standard
and clean the literal lights. Get it in. Yeah, I've
got a bone to pick later in the show. Okay,
I feel bad because I want to pick on Jayson,
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you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Yeah, Well, whenever I see in the chat Kesey's got
a bone to pick. It's always I always think, Okay,
what is it this time?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
You know what I mean, because it's it's always me.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Why don't I be nagging you though? Am I nagging?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:32):
You're You're am I a nagger?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
You're a real nagger.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
That's what I was worried about. Also, later on the show,
potentially another chance to get yourself in the drawer for
magic round. So listen out for the CU to call.
Get ready to call eight hundred Hodarchy up next to
a hypothetical question feelers involving the Breakfast Show, they're trying
to challenge us to various competitions and things. Yeah, latest
one that they've floated, what was it? A bench priests competition?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I I sort of feel like we need some redemption,
you know what I mean, because it just feels like
they just consider us easy beats for everything now and frankly,
we've been robbed on both occasions. We lost the golf
by one shot. It's my fault. We blew out a
hammy or whatever it was, and then relay that was
my fault.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
You know, maybe we should be playing to our strengths,
which is getting away from any of these physical activities
and going more to.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Work towards the nerd shit.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
So whether that's gaming keasy because you dominate in that space,
or maybe we could do some acting. We could do
some theater sports.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Now see now that's a real test.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Theater sports would be good. There we go.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Can you do a competitive They literally have competitive theater sports?
Do they they do? Is it like improv and stuff?
It is exactly what it is. I could do it
at the comedy fest.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
See stand up comedy.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yes, stand up competition.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I reckon we're killing that.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
They would yeah, I mean, I get guitar out, do
some wacky comedy songs. There is one thing we could
beat the mat, which I guess is the ratings, and
we could just do that.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Actually, that's not a bad call there, easy.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
That's smart man, Yeah, because our ratings a mess.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
It's so big, shit that big. Here's a rack on tears.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
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Speaker 2 (24:31):
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How good a phelers. There's been a lot of chat
about the Breakfast Show taking the Big Show on once
again in a challenge we're oh and two golf in
a relay race. We've lost both both my fault. There's
been all sorts of suggestions coming through of what could
potentially do and do if you have a suggestion three
four eight three send it through. One I don't think
we've thought of, and one that I think would sort
(25:18):
a lot of stuff out is if we just had
a ruckus.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
A bit a douche douche, a first fight.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
A first fight against Breakfast, the same four v four format. Ah, yeah,
you know, so you've got on Breakfast to be US three,
and then you bring an old Pugshan who's a mad bastard.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Here's a seco.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah, and then we'd obviously be taking on Jerry and
Maniah and Jeremy, their producer Ruder, and then Zoe as
well and Studio B right, aka, how do you think
we'd go in terms of douche douche Well, obviously yes,
in terms of the fight, I.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Think Zoey would smack the living shit out of your keasy.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Yeah. I think the trick would be to use probably
Hoidy j is a human shield because he's not much
of a scrapper, So what's the best way to I mean, look,
it's not much of a shield either.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Back in the day, fellas, I was a vicious, little
bad that's true.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
But I feel like you've chilled out too much. Yeah, true,
So I think you're better off rather than putting you.
I'd hate for you to get into the FIGN line
and get beaten up, So we just put you in
the way so you can just get beaten up, and
then that gives us time to sort of regroup behind you.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Well, you know, to be honest with your fellows, just
just quietly between the three of us here. I mean,
I've got a few issues with Jerry. Yeah, you know
what I mean. I've got a few. Yeah, I don't
like him, man, I've got a few simmering resentments going
on there. I wouldn't mind, you know, a bit of
a go at him, which.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Is interesting because he's like a really nice guy.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Oh people say that.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Yeah, But the only thing I can think of that
would you'd possibly want to smack him over for is
that he was annoyed that you spilt soup everywhere and
didn't clean it up.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Oh that's part of it.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
So yeah, that's enough to fire the check of the guy.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
It's enough to fire me out.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
It fires me up. I mean, who does he think
he is calling you out for not cleaning up?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
So if we were to pair off, it's, you know,
for the fight, who would I take on?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Well, Kesey can I Now, don't take this the wrong way?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
I'm not okay?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Go you mentioned what did you say at the top
there about our challenges.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
That we've lost both of them and it's been my fault.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah. Now, as I say, don't take this the wrong.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Way saying that, because I'm already starting to get take
it the wrong.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Way, Mogi and I.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
V Maniah Jerry right, and we immediately eliminate our weakest link.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
So you think in a fight situation, I'd be the
weakest link. Yes, and okay, so let's just say we
do that. So it's Moggie and you taking on Manyah
and Jerry? Who are you taking on?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I'd take on both of them quite happily.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Well, you've got to be against Jerry, so it makes
sense that you see on the score.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yes, and I reckon, you could take me.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
I I'd love to take me. I I would love.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
It in a fight.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah, I could do that. I could do that.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I don't know if you know this about charing to shove. Yeah,
about Maggie is a vicious bastard when he was young.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Man, I'd be all over him like a rash.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
If we did extend it to three.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I could take down Ruder? Like I said, he's a
pretty you know, he's a pretty hearty.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Well, it's funny those guys to often talk about how
unco is. Yeah, but I mean how ungo could he
possibly be?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, that'd be like Ruder, who's massively unko. You with
your wonky years, I mean, what's that to do?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Anything? That could be quite a speak. Actually I've changed.
Can I be on breakfast? Because an't mind smacking Jays?
Over as well.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Actually, I think we've got to sort something out, to
be honest with you, because I can sick of the aap.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Well.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Look, we're carrying two losses.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
And I think it was you that made the suggestion.
It might have been muggy yesterday just it might have
been our fair which I really liked, was who could
do the heaviest steamer.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah, we're assuing for that one.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
We've got them licked on that one.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Tune in on radio smashing Pumpkins there on the radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening. The time is twenty
minutes to six o'clock.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Fellows, I've got a bone to pick, Yeah, I got
a bone to pick. Why are you saying boner pick
over the top of that.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
It's just a reminding himself to see some one.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Oh yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Just get on with it, man, Jason.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I don't want to sound like I'm nagging you. All right,
that's the last.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
Time I've been bugging you.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Man.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
No, no, no, this hasn't oh to be fear Jason,
I feel like you're getting a bit bugged by the
fact that I've got a bone to pick.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yes, can I just say on that front Keysy water
off for Duck's back mate. Yeah right, I just shut down.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah right, Yeah, I can see that that's the right
way to deal with it.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Just bury it.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
So Jason and I we established this last week. Jason
and I have a mutual acquaintance who is a builder. Oh,
who's done some work for Jason. He's done some work
for me. Now, really great guy, really nice guy, does
great work, top blown and he gives me little insights
into his dealings with Jason.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
They should be confidentiality agreement in place. You don't even
sign it. It should just be taken as red.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
All I can say. He's he is tread very very carefully.
What like I'm toious kind of guy.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yeah, tread carefully, like you're walking on houghdy J's deck
which almost fell apart, which was the last and he
told me so, this fall apart. Actually yeah, he fell
through it three times. So this particularly and we were
having a coffee together and sharing a biscuit, one biscuit
your type, a couple of squiggles each, thank you very much.
(31:13):
And we were having a chat and he was going
I was talking about something and I'll never forget the
first time I met hoodie Jay. Do you remember the
first time you met him? Yes, vaguely, yeah, it sounds
like you do. Was it a party, yes, okay, he
has had a party for his partner's mum or something, yeah,
(31:34):
grandmom or something six, that's right, yes. And this chap
was sitting there at the party with his mate next
to him, both couple of stocky Pacific Island boys, friendly
fellas by all accounts. Jase comes up, Hey, this is
blah blah. Oh, nice to meet you man, And this
is blah blah. And then he could tell that you
(31:54):
hadn't quite heard the second name, and then he went
to tell you again and then you see it apparently,
don't worry about it. I'm probably going to forget your
name straight away anyway, and then walked off yep. And
then they looked at each other and said, so are
we going to roll this dude or what? And then
he said two months later, I get a text, Hey,
(32:15):
it's Jase. Can you come around and fix my dead
And then I was and He's like, I would never
forget the day I met Jakes.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Now can I say there? And I'm reluctant to leap
to your defense here, Jase. But it wasn't anything to
do with the names that they had. It was the
fact that anybody was talking to you and giving your names.
You could have said that to anybody, correct. Yes, And
I actually did stuck up for you. I said, oh,
that sounds like he was taking the purse. Oh, and
then he said it didn't seem like it. No, it
(32:44):
wouldn't have been. So I'm just she's a busy guy.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I'm going to text him now.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
No, just you can see I remember his name.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I do remember his name. Boy, oh boy, I'm human.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
So this is like the soup thing. You did make
a mess with the soup, and you did forget this
guy's name and make a bit of adict yourself. But
you're human anyway.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
That's that thing, you know. It's the thing with names though,
because it's like there is literally really no point in
anyone telling me their name because I'll forget it within
about ten seconds. And it's not because I don't care
about them, it's just that it goes well, we're not
in your case, keys.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Harry, don't get sick, don't get sidetracked.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
It goes in and it's not because I don't care.
It's just I have this weird thing where I cannot
retain names.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
But also I guess it's also a care thing, like
if you cared about the person, you would try and
retain them.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Well, you don't even know them. He's just meet them.
Why would he care about them?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Oh, until and your name once he needed?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
You know, the amount of people that I meet all
the time, Casey, how am I supposed to remember everyone's name?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I don't know. But the thing was the whole don't
bother telling me your name. I'm going to forget it anyway,
and then walking off straight away.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
That's good stuff from you.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
I remember that actually, And it was a party. I
was feeling very awkward.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
At it's because you're God making a dick of yourself
in front of.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
And so you know, it was just like I was.
I think I was moving through to the buffet actually
at that point, and I had a plate. Well I
might not have had a plate, but I was moving
in the food direction.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Yeah. Well I'm laughing about this. You keep going.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
And so it was like, oh, yeah, oh, I'll probably
forget it, made don't worry about it sort of thing.
Loosening it up a bit here, I feel yeah, man.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
I can't wait to hear his side of the story because,
based on everything else we've here today, what Jase is
saying will be bullshit.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
And he said you made a real hurr of a
mess at the buffet, didn't clean it up.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
The Hiurarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurarchy.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
Guns mm, hurry up, Roses there, Big Show this Thursday evening,
coming up after six o'clock.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
The Big Show A big Conundrum?
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Ah, yes, the brand new segment. Yeah too, Jason. Also,
I believe you've got an itinerary that's come through of
what you'd rather do while we're at Magic Round in Brisbane. Yeah,
cultural tour or whatever you're trying to put together here. Yeah,
you're going to take us through that, are you.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Well? I was going to replace that with a Big Conundrum.
I could do both, I know.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Not because I've got something i want to chat about
as well.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Okay, okay, So I have to choose between those two
great bits of content.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Which ones are going to be New Zealand and find
out after six.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
The Hurdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Welcome back, you messive bagbones. Hope your Thursday night's very pleasant. Indeed,
you're listening to the big show brought to you by Toledo's.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Toledo's the new standard in cleaner literal lights. Get it
in here. Yeah, dinner plans, fellas, Oh, my father.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
In law coming over tonight.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
What are you cooking?
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Are you going to eat them?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Well, you know what we are cooking because they were
such a success, keasy meatballs. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Man, oh, you should have gone with the old portmants
inside a whole capsica.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
You imagine that the portmants. You can disappoint your father
in law even more.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
No, out dinner tonight. It's going to consist of a meatball,
delicious meatballs with ricotta cheese.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
And them and one of those stuffed inside.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
They're gonna and they're gonna be on a bed of
cross with roasted vegetables, and this delicious salad that we
had the other day at cafe, which we're going to
try and replicate.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Sounds sounds like a nightmare of an idea, trying to
replicate the beauty of the capsicain. My idea, jas is
that you can take it with you anywhere.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
That's true, and so.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
You can take it on a bus. You could eat
it at the movies or anything like that, because it's
like an apple, it is, but it's got porkman stuffed inside.
You stick the lid on it, and then when you
read it off with the lead.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
You could use instead of a spoon, you could use
like a carrot stick. You can scoop it out with that.
Then you can eat the spoon, and you can have
like a lettuce leaf instead of like a napkin, and
then you can eat the napkin. And also if you
send it to your father in law, he can have
it and then as he's leaving, but take this with
you one for the road.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Well, funnily enough, I've got I've still got two of
the bastards and the fredge have you. Yeah, And it's
just like please tomorrow. Keep saying to my wife, we've
got a bethdoze and she's like, oh, no, I'll probably
eat one.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Could you please bring one?
Speaker 4 (37:43):
And tomorrow it's been days, it has been Can you
bring it in and throw it all over the floor.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
It'll be safe to It's just porkman's.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah, totally man, it'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Could you bring it tomorrow and microwave it somehow melt
the caps while the porkman stays cold. I'll be so
interested to taste.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Rub it on the walls.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Sure, man, it's quite good because it fits in a
cup holder in a car as well.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I'll bring one for golf tomorrow. Keisy, you can eat
it while we're playing golf.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Here's the Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio HODK.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
It's a great version that song, isn't it. Sometimes when
something's unplugged, you can really enjoy the actual musicality of
a song. So true, you know what I'm saying, fuels
one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
If anyone wants to know the name of that song,
it's Nutshell Allison Chain's unplugged, one of the great unplugs.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Yes, just as an aside before I crack into this riffing. Yeah,
but worried about pangs that I haven't really seen him
Today's out there in studio B just looking like a
bit of a lonely bastard. So send in your thoughts
to PAGs on cheer them up. Three four eight Three
words of words of support for old PAGs. I think
he's I think he's said that he's not on holiday anymore.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah he is. I think he's a bit freaked out
by the dream I had last night too, shocking sucking,
sucking my toes and sucking them hard fellas.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
I've got a heavy bowel.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Well, have you seen the amount of foody stacks away
every day? But it's never been an issue a desiccated chicken.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
So I mean Jason arguing about your bow at the moment,
that's what's happening.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
So it must be that I run normally up to
four or five visits to the Little Boys room.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
That's not a yarn either, is it per day?
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I'm believing what I've.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Done is I've just streamlined the whole process. There's just
one I think I need, made a mucil. There's something
not right down there. I've got the heavy bowl now,
and I think it's because the amount of painkillers I've
been using. Yeah, I've got a sore tooth, which means
I'm going to have to go to the dentist on Monday.
Good news on that and talk more about it tomorrow.
(39:55):
But I've been having.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
A hell of a lot of your panedoles, your ibo profens. Yes,
and one of those ones you like, you love them?
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Well, you always pop a couple before the show.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
I have trams before everything.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Yeah, that's a weird thing about you and I am slighting.
But Kezy doesn't get out of bed unless he's got
to tram me up his back door.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
I shelve tram before I get up in the morning.
I won't get out of bed unless I've got it.
It's like having a morning coffee.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Shocking sees. Anyway, I think it's given me a heavy
bowl wall and I need to know what to do
about it, really, because if it's not one thing, it's another.
Can I put it to you that way? I've got
I've got my sore, bloody tooth, and now I've got
to worry about my back door and my heavy bow.
And Jose, you've had extensive issues with your bow over
(40:48):
the years. The stories that you've told us off here unbelievable.
What's your secret, mate?
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Well, I I take slight issue with that, Maggie, because
I was gonna say, well, you've got the perfect person
here when it comes to shocking bowls scenarios to sort
of talk through with because as you know, and as
as the as the listeners know, I am remarkably regular,
(41:18):
three perfect tubes every morning, like clockwork.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
I don't grandfather clockwork.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
I can't even imagine a heavy bow. Whereas Kezy, what
look Kezy? I mean you can roll your eyes all
you like.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
I think that's his eyes lolling beck in his head
because of them.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Because you're regular too and finishy you Keezy, midnight steamer
bang every night.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
That's right, stoking midnight every night, daylight savings. It gets
a bit weird for a few days, yes, sort of
your eleven thirties?
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Why do you think his wife goes to bed early?
Speaker 4 (42:12):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
What's the connection, what's the idea?
Speaker 4 (42:17):
I'm trying to get it worked out, Keezy. And I
was asking jas because I thought he is of a
similar age to me. He's thirty night, I know, which
is similar more similar to my age than your age.
It blows my mind that you're only five years younger
than I'm Keezy. But here, Yeah, and I would have
thought you'd have a few solutions for me, Jase, but
you're telling me three perfect trebes all the way down
(42:37):
the line.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Castor oil. Oh yeah, just sucker. Do I drink it? Yeah,
drink a couple of DRAMs of that prunes.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
It's very good when I was a kid. What well, little.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
What else is there there are? You can do the
old the suppository? Oh what you know? Prone?
Speaker 6 (43:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:11):
Just does that? How it works?
Speaker 3 (43:12):
You know what you do is you get a prone?
Your stuff are Trammi Inside the Hood.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
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Speaker 2 (43:22):
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we work in, Yeah, because we're on the radio. The
Broadcasting Standards Authority, the BSA, which is kind of like
the the people in charge of the rules when you
work in radio and television and that sort of stuff.
They're considering. Acting is Media Minister Paul Goldsmith. He's come
out and said that the BSA could potentially be scrapped.
He's leaning towards that option. There's also, you know in
(44:15):
the issue being that now with online it's hard to
know what the BSA is for. Originally it was like,
oh print you know, like.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
You know, you.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
And your TV very easy to police. But maybe thinking
of a Media Council style self regulated situation. They're not sure.
But what does this mean for the big show? Because
we sit here and we don't swear while we try
not to, you know, and you follow certain rules because
of the BSA. You don't want to get in trouble.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Look, I've got to admit to a certain amount of trepidation, fellas.
You know what I'm like. And if I know in
the back of my mind that there's no BSA anymore,
I'm afraid that I'm going to unleash you. And you
know what I'm like, Yeah, because the stuff I say
off here, you know what I mean? Yeah, what's in
(45:05):
your heart?
Speaker 4 (45:06):
What in your heart comes out your truths.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Who you are. I'm picturing like the BSA is this
damn and behind that is like you know, middle billions
of leaders of just.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Yeah yeah, And I can't I can't tell you the
pressure I feel every single day because you know me,
well you guys, and you know that that damn. But
it is a damn and it does stop me. And
I do think twice before I open my trap. Yeah,
you know what I mean. My fear is they take
(45:43):
away that damn and then you flood the valley and
I flood the valley.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Now you know, every now and again, a little little
leak springs, doesn't it all? A little shocker comes.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Out, you know how. I know when that happens. Old
Pucksan and Studio b Trosis hands to his head.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
That's right, and I go, oh, Pugsy, yes, look, I'm
worried about it as well. It could be the end
of us, it could be the start of something great
as well. I'm assuming are they going to leave a
vacuum keysy does it say in the article? Are they
going to get rid of that and replace it with nothing?
Or are they going to have well, going to make
something and then get rid of the other thing because
Jason might be safe.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
We'll have discussed a media council style self regulation model,
and also the company we work for, they would have
their own rules and regulations, right, you know what I mean?
And when you said, I don't.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Take any notice of those keys, no, we don't.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
Got to respect for the rules around you got to
are cooler.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
You're true.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
I'm glad we're all on an agreeance on that.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Can I here's my concern on that though. Even if
they go okay, we're going to can the BSA and
do something else, they're going to be an interim period
where there's no there's nothing going on, and that's going
to put even more pressure on me because I know
there's a limited window to get my bio out.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Well, you know what I mean, why don't you take
leave over that period.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
That's not a bad call.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
The only way to save Yeah, it's the only way.
Because people say you're a nice guy, that's right.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
If they take away the BSA, it's the end of
my career.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Well, I think the thing is the thing here is
that you're actually missing the trick because the reason why
they want to bring this new counsel in keasy is
because the BSA in its current form doesn't cover the internet.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Now, well we do it. We do a.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
Podcast, So this entire time we could have been spilling
your bile on the podcast. So we need to start
doing that in earnest and when we do do it,
we need to stop putting warnings at the front of it. Yeah, disclaimers, disclaimers,
but I mean also we're not just not being filthy
and swearing for the bs that we're doing it so
that like families can listen in our listenership, you know.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Yeah, it's my rule anyway.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
And just on that, I mean you tend to cut
loose on the on the podcast outro anyway. Yeah. Yeah,
all the disclaimers that we've had, isn't this true, Keysy,
You've been because of Mogi's filth.
Speaker 3 (48:01):
Yeah, well I'd say it's it's equal to yours and
Mogi's film.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
I mean, mine is filth and yours is the racism
you see.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
And I'm squeaky clean, although I didn't talk about shelving
Trammy's just before, But that's all Ga Fellers totally.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Man The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
Hodak Teleka.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this uh Thursday evening.
And Fellas, my youngest daughter is filthy with me.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (48:29):
She's very very angry with her dad. And here's why.
And I want to get this is genuine. This is
a genuine problem for me, and I want to get
your guys view on this genuinely right now. As you know,
my daughter just got her license restricted. Yeah restricted. Um,
and let's just say she's had a scrape or two, which.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Is fine, that's what happens because she's learning to drive.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
Still.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
Yeah, I had no, I didn't actually to lie, but
plenty of people scrape the cars and stuff on they're restricted.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Yes, I know. I mean, I just wish I hadn't
have been my wife's brand new car.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Wow, that sucks, you know what I mean. Actually, incidentally,
she said to ask you about getting a panel beat.
But anyway, something out on it. Now, here's the thing
we did to borrow the car, fellows pretty generously actually,
Which can I borrow the car to go to X
place and we go? Yeah, you can do that, And
I'll be honest with you. Still, whenever I see a
(49:28):
driving the car, my heart stops. I just go, oh god,
oh God of my anxiety. Yeah, starts going, and I
go and I think of every worst case scenario that
I can think of.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Does it just in your head? Is it just that
car going off like a cliff or something.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Well, it's just smashing into you know. But as a myriad,
I'm getting better at that and just going let it go,
let it go. It is spread her wings. But here's
the thing that she was filthy with me about today.
She wanted to borrow the car and go and stay
the night at her friend's place and have the car
I the night. And there's something in my brain that says, no,
(50:04):
I'm not the you know what I mean, I'm not
quite at the point where I'm comfortable with you taking
the car overnight.
Speaker 4 (50:12):
What does that? What is the thing that worries you there?
Speaker 2 (50:17):
What worries me there? Is what I was like at
her age, and she herself is she can be a
bit spontaneous sometimes, and you know what I say, And
she'll be with a group of friends and they'll go, oh,
you've got the car. Let's buddy, do this right. I'm
with you, and let's drive off over here. And you're go, okay,
I've got the car, let's do it. And so I
(50:38):
said to her, No, you can bus right, And that's
how you Yes, no, you buss.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
That's a tough one. Yes, that's a tough one. Because
when I was when I had my restricted, I just
got it and I took my car and for warrant
at some great family friends who ran a mechanic store.
And the guy who did my warrant said to my
Teddy's like, how old your son? And I was sixteen.
It's like I found him was the bottle caps at
the back of his car must have been seventeen actually,
And my dad was like, oh, yeah, okay, I'll have
(51:09):
a word time about it.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
So, like you know, people are worried about people that
age doing stuff. You know what, it's the age.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
It is you're not making necessarily great decisions all the time.
And I get that. I didn't make great decisions at
that time, have you, Yeah, but I'm at that.
Speaker 4 (51:24):
I mean, you didn't get your license until you were
and you're late late late thirties.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
You're still on your restricted. Oh my god, I just
remember you're still on your restricted in.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
My late twenties. Actually, Mogi it was, but yeah, and
thank god I did, because I would have been dead otherwise.
You know what I'm saying, Fellows.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
It is tough at the end of the day. I mean,
it's your car, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (51:44):
Well, yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't be happy with it either. No, actually,
because what it means is, you know that if she
has to bring it home, then she's coming back into
the house, you know, if there's been any booze head.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
Yeah, yeah, I would be.
Speaker 4 (51:55):
I would be the same Jason.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
Yeah, I mean I don't like that. You didn't have
to scream at her. Oh it's just a bit upset.
Speaker 4 (52:01):
You don't have to throw, you know, one of your
last stuffed capsicums.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
At the wall.
Speaker 3 (52:06):
I would have gone through the wall as well, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Yeah, I know. I was just pretty emotional, you know
what I mean. I was just struggling.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
And did you try saying I was your age once?
Speaker 4 (52:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (52:17):
They like that, Yeah they do, don't they.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
Another good one is, yeah, there's food at this food
in the pair?
Speaker 6 (52:22):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (52:22):
No there's not, because it's go to the fruit Bowl.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
Tune in week days at four on radio Hodaki, what.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
A show a fellas huge?
Speaker 4 (52:44):
I think I'm getting sick.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Oh, I know why because he a heavy bow.
Speaker 4 (52:49):
I've got a sore throat, and Keezy actually pointed out,
I've been what have I been doing that? Yeah, we're
doing that, and then since then, I've got a very
sore throat. Jason, it feels contagious. I'm going to be
honest with you. So are we going home? Are we
going straight to bed? Because me laying the groundwork, I'm
having a huge weekend.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
You're like nice, Yes, very good, it's very good. Hey,
what's in the podcast out? True quip?
Speaker 4 (53:13):
Today?
Speaker 3 (53:13):
Keezy, it was us discussing whether or not you're still
my agent? I believe. Do you want to be my
agent again now that I'm in this content?
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Yeah? Yeah, Well no I don't need to be because,
as I say, you've got an eighteen month standdown period,
so I still get whatever I was going to get
even though I'm not your agent anymore.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Right, So you don't want to do that as content,
but I could do that.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Mogie. You can't go to bed, Heredie because you're having
meatballs for dinner.
Speaker 4 (53:43):
I like the meatballs first, like Hoidy j Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
I don't worry about that. I'll be eating that first.
But yeah, man, not good. I'll be annoyed. I'll be annoyed.
I hopefully nearly not. I'll do the trick Fellers. Yeah, yeah,
I couldn't get up at about three and spend some
time with bird shit Chris.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
Yeah, nice man, nice?
Speaker 3 (53:59):
Can we rename that?
Speaker 2 (54:00):
Hey, Kezy, what are you having for dinner tonight? Man?
We didn't find that out.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
I'm having red curry noodles. Oh here, he is so funny. Yeah,
pretty flash, pretty stoked about.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
It, Chicken. Yeah, didn't you have that last night?
Speaker 3 (54:17):
And I thought I was, but then we didn't because
my wife was out on the town the.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Third time, the third time in a row. You said that,
Oh I thought I was, And then I know you
were me to have a bachelor night last.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
Night, and I had a pizza and it was delicious.
Speaker 4 (54:31):
Remember as missus went out without him?
Speaker 2 (54:33):
Yeah? What times you get back again?
Speaker 3 (54:35):
She's coming home shortly?
Speaker 2 (54:36):
Oh she hasn't been home. Very good stuff.
Speaker 3 (54:40):
What are you doing tonight? Jay's meat balls?
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Yeah, meatballs. Got my father in law and his partner
coming around for dinner. So that'll be nice.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
Sounds lovely, Yes, be really pleasant.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
It will be very pleasant, indeed, But until tomorrow, and
make sure you tune in tomorrow Friday Thrubber of course,
check out the Instagram, check out the podcast. Till then
see five
The Hodachey Big Show with Toledos, all the good stuff,
No nasties try it today.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
This is big, big show, Big Jason hitch Night.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
And kidd at you, mad bars. It's great to have
your company on this glorious Thursday afternoon. It is the
sixteenth of April twenty twenty six, and you, my friends,
as always listening to the big show brought to you
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Speaker 3 (00:31):
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Speaker 1 (00:36):
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Speaker 2 (00:41):
Toleedos, get a Maggie Stallion house life.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I'm pretty grassy. You're mad Dog, your sixth son of
the bee. How about you? Man? How are you going?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I didn't tell you guys this yesterday.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You're just not answering his question or what.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yea? We're going to go the long way around time yesterday.
True story. I thought I was having a heart attack.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Oh you.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I was getting stabbing pains in my heart, pains in
my arm. But I sold it on. Feeling much better today.
Thanks for asking, Magie.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Wish I had asked.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I don't believe that because if you were having a
heart attack, you would have banged on about it.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
No, well, he's quite good when it comes to his
own health. His health is not good, don't get me wrong.
But when it comes to his health about if there's
anything wrong, keep it to yourself because if you share
it with people, then you have to get it sorted out,
which he does not want to do.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
My wife just goes nuts when I share it with
her because he just says the same thing every time. Casey,
But hey, what does.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
She say, like, Oh, you should go to the doctor
because you're my husband. I've invested a lot of time
and effort into you. Yeah, like I'm taking care of you,
but you're not taking care of yourself. I think about
someone else for once.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Not that sort of stuff, not so long winded as
you could go to the doctor as pretty much what
she says. Yeah, God, you're looking show. You're both looking
sharp today. Actually, have I missed this sort of memo
or something? Fellas, you're all slacked up. Mogi's wearing a
beautiful newest shit t shit beautiful boots. Keez, he's got
(02:11):
as immaculate tony jacket on. What's going on? Fellas?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
We're just a couple of hot dudes doing some radio man.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, true, nothing to.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You call them. We're sex sex objects symbols, sex symbols.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You guys are just eye candy of the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Thanks man, Speaking of the Big Show, what have we
got coming up? Leading man? What's happening on the Big
Show with old mogis?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Well?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Another day, another couple of opportunities to get yourself involved
in Magic Ground. Baby. We're going to Magic Ground and
Brisbane in May to see the Warriors play the Brisbane Broncos,
but also seven other games of Backer League. It's rugby
League Heaven and you want to be there listening out
for the cue to call. Yesterday somebody asked us what
the queue call is. You'll hear a guy that's not
one of us three banging on and it's he'll say,
(03:01):
give us a call. Cool, now, that's Rightdaki also fellas
a bit of concerning news coming out that they may
be disestablishing the Broadcasting Standards Authority, which is a governing
body that rules behavior on air. So it's sort of
like the mum and dad over radio. We have to
(03:21):
answer to them if anybody should complain about us. So
we'll talk about that coming up. I've got some concerning
audio from Breakfast Radio this morning, our own Breakfast Radio
Maniah and Jerry. They're not happy with us, and coming
up next we're going to find out why, oh why.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Good stuff for me? Hey, how do you guys feel
about kicking off with a bit of tool.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
He is indeed oasis there on the Radio Hodarcky Big
Show this beautiful Thursday afternoon. Hope you're having a good
one out there, And can I just take a moment
to say how much we appreciate the fact that you're
listening to the Big Show. I love you man, We
love you man. We I mean you, oh you, me,
me and you.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Hey, fellas. This morning I was listening to the Breakfast Show,
which I don't like to do on radio Headache with
Jeremy Wells and and I, but I just like to
hear sometimes just what they're up to see if we
can steal any ideas. Nothing again, yeah, of course. Anyway,
they started talking on a particular subject and it got
me thinking, and it got me a little bit confused.
(04:30):
But anyway, I've clipped up this and I've we're pretty
hard putting together this little package. Fel listen to So
just listen to this and see what you think.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
This morning I arrived at Workfellas and there was an
unholy mess in the kitchen. On the bench was this
disgusting smell. It was a whole lot of sticky crap,
like a sort of a fluidy kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It's all for. This liquid is all through the microwave.
It's on the floor. There's nothing wrong with having a shaka.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
No, I've seen a couple of people with some shockers
in that ca I've been associated with some shockers in
that kitchen, but immediately you clean it up.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
That's just the whole I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
But my point is who doesn't clean up?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Who doesn't clean up?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yes, I've taken to social media as well, and I've
seen video evidence of it. Right, it was a container unfit.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
For microwave that was then microwave.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Is it the most insane thing to hear that Jason
Hoods put the wrong container inside a microwave?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
No?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
No, no, it would be a crazy thing to hear
that he'd put the right container.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I mean, amazing he can make a soup, but it's
the part of.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
The not cleaning it up part.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
That's that's what.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
It's the exactly what are you six? Can we sue
in this country?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
That is outright character assassination there.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, that's what I thought, because let me.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Just make it very very clear. I was. I cleaned
it and it was spotless. Yeah, so what whatever they're
banging on about, because that's so desperate for a bit
of content, they've got to attack Hoidy. J It's a fallacy,
it's a lie. Yeah, It's shocking, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
And I thought that because I was sure you would
have walked away and not cleaned it, Jose. I mean
we had a conversation just last night about the fact
that you clean up things after after creating a mess.
So it felt to me a little bit like they'd
seen the video thank you, and then they've made up
this whole storyline just to assess not as you say,
you're your impeachable character.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
It's just it's just a stitch up, as the young
folk call it, a total stitch up. Keysy, why are
you looking at me like that man with your arms
crossed and your wonky ears? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You can't see?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Man?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I've got headphones on, all right, so the jokes headphones
don't turn this on to me. My headphones are not
skewer for right. Well, so are you thinking that either
they've seen the video or they've come in this morning
seen a spotless kitchen and been so desperate for content
that they've gone, oh, I know what we'll do. We'll
tend there was a mess in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, exactly, yes, right, that's exactly what I think has happened.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
It's weird from them, then it is odd, But they're bastards,
aren't they.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, you definitely cleaned it.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
The irony is you're always cleaning up around it totally.
I come in every day and Maniah, who's a filthy bastard,
and he knows it. There's bits of crap everywhere. There's
four or five cups. It's an absolute disgrace and it
does my headden and they have the audacity to tune
that I am absolutely filthy.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I feel like it's kind of overreacting, you know, playing
it up a bit.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, it feels like it could be a little bit
of that. That's Jason.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
You know, you're true.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
He's a clean freak.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
You are a clean freak.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
You are a freak.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I am anal about that sort of stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Well, I can't see there have been anything more to
any more developments on this one.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
What am I holding up here? Mogill A big dilly.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Here's a good part.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Achy.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Welcome back the Big Show, Magic Crown three Batch.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Let's put another mad Bustard on the bench.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
You're just on that front. By the way, Fellas, There's
been a bit of an update which I may or
may not talk about later on the show, with the
regards to Hordy, jay Being and Brizzy. Because as well
as the amazing rugby league that we're going to be watching,
I might take a few detours around the place. I'm
getting a bit of an it sort of cultural itinery
set up, casino, the lit'll be part of it.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Somehow's that culture.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Because I'm not you know, I don't know that I
can do seven games about games.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You know what's funny is I already kind of promised
a ticket for one of the days I promised.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I promised one on the Sunday.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
The last one on the Seddy Pugs.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
If you want to promise one so to.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Be honest, if you could make yourself scarce for the
Magic Ground trip, that had actually be great for me
and Margie.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Okay you no worry? Should we go to the phone
lines fellas? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Sure, But just in case people don't know what Magic
Ground is, it's three nights in Brizzy, eight games of
rugby league, all at sun called Stadium, with flights and
accommodation included thanks to those mad bastards at Boys trip
Dot great stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Get it be in your mad bastard? How's life? Yeah? Good?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Hell? Good?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Has your day gone today? Ben? Yeah? Not through the mate,
but a mahy and just on the way.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Home stays work man?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah Jason means work you so I know what it means. Keazy?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Hey Ben?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
What's for dinner tonight?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Burgers? I don't nice? And what do you do for
a crass? Ben? Log? But a would you guys? Good
on you Ben? You stay on the line and pucks
will take you.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Are right?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Good on your mate? Get a eli your mad bastard?
Hou's life?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
How are you already?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Ja? Yeah? Good? Thanks mate?
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Good?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
How's your day gone today? Not too bad, just still
on the clock in here, but got the call and
happy to be. What do you do for a crust?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
E though I'm a support welfare support adults disabilities down
in Dneda.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Ah good, my good stuff. And tell me Eli, if
you would have win this, who would you bring with you?
Speaker 5 (10:31):
I'll take my mate yoga from Daneta who who yoga?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yoga? Yoga?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Sure for yoga yoga?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Sweet? Oh? Well, good on you mate, good luck. We'll
put you in the drawer as well.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Awesome kids fellers.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Thanks mate. And finally, Josh, your mad bastard house life
pretty grauseful?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
JA.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
How you doing mate? Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? What do
you do for a crust? I'm in the beautiful aut
of culture indus three to bring up with the finals
with avocados?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Beautiful?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
What kind of mate?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Hass on, Josh? Who's your favorite wahs?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Any?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
He plays for the Warriors, Ja, Yes, he plays on
the wing. There he lets in a lot of tries
on the left hand side.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Only sometimes if you're listening to mo.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Kids pushing end doesn't on the jamming and on and
on the right hand side.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yes, of course it is stage right, stage right.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I always feel with him and Josh that he overdoes
the diving in the corner sort of thing.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Yeah, mate, but it takes a lot of skills crow is.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
And yeah, and also he scores the try Jason. Also,
you don't watch any of the games, so you don't
actually know. Hey, Josh, sorry to make you just sit
there and listen to us argue. Man, you're officially in
the drawer, right, Awesome, have a good one.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I don't think he does always score the trikes. He
I've seen him on a couple occasions touch the sideline.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yes, I mean yes, he occasionally doesn't.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Score the drive.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
You're right there. Hey, do you want to guarantee your
spot on the trip? Head to boys trip?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
To guarantee because I mean they're paying for us to go,
because we as part of.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
That talking to the listeners. Man, all right, yeah, hey
you listening? Do you want to guarantee your spot on
the trip? Boys trip? Dot co dot in z sports
Chabel made easy. We'll see you there, Hey, backbones, coming
up next?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Fellers, what's coming up next?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I had a weird, weird dream last night and that's
still with me and I need to talk it through
with you, fellows.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Oh, good.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yes, indeed green day there on the radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is four forty three
and felldals. Last night I had a dream which I'd
like to share with you. You know, when you have
a dream and it stays with you all day, you know,
you wake up and you're just you, I don't know,
a bit.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Sort of skew with uneasy, uneasy, and over the course
of the day it almost feels like you're being haunted.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yes, it lingers around you. And it Actually the dream
that I had last night, actually I was about a
member of the Big Show and actually involved everyone in
the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Wow, oh wow Jesus.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
But can I just say, in terms of my dream
last night, you two were just periphery actors.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Oh, thank goodness.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
A couple of garys.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
And I came in and you guys were in the
studio and Kezy was wearing his floaters and you know,
his jackets and weird jacket and mogie. For some reason,
you were in an immaculate suit, very very well cut
gray suit. You guys, you look very good anyway, I
(13:50):
knew I was in a little bit of pain because
I've been walking all over the place, and I was
talking about the fact that my legs were already hurting.
And then Old Pugsn and Studio B was listening to
what I was saying, and he came in and he
said to me, Jace, funnily enough, I can help you
(14:12):
with that, because I don't know if you know this,
but I've just had a holiday in Vietnam and one
of the things that I did while I was over
in Vietnam was a little massage thing. So how do
you feel about you and me giving you a massage?
And I was like, oh, yeah, okay, and he said, no,
(14:32):
look for your legs and he said we have to
whip your pants off. And I was like, are you serious, man?
He was like yeah, yeah. And so I whipped my
pants off and I was sitting in my undies on
top of the desk for some reason, and my legs
just dangling down and Old Pugsun was really working me,
(14:53):
like getting into my calves and just real deep, and
I have to say it was amazing, right, And then
I was sort of staring at the roof and I
just felt this moist kind of warmth between my toes
and I was like, what them? And I almost didn't,
(15:14):
you know, when you're like you think you know what's
going on, but you don't want to.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Look what hang on?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
That feels like?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
That feels like and was it? And I looked down
and old Pugsun was tugging my toes. Yeah, and I
was like, oh, this is not cool, pegs, this is
not He was tugging them, no, tanguing, oh, tanguing them,
and he was just sliding his tongue in between my
(15:43):
toes and he said, this is what you know I
learned in Vietnam and just go with it, Jase. And
I've got to admit it felt really good, and so
I just sort of laid back. And then he started
really working my big toe and like he wasn't. He
took it in his mouth and was like, took my
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big tailor and he was just holding.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
My heel and just really really going for it, working
the heel as well.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
He was massaging my heel, but yeah, well work for heel.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
He was capping my heel and squeezing it and just
working my big tie.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
And I was like, oh, did he suck out all
the toe.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Well, yeah, he was just really going for it, and
it was like, I don't know that I and he
was like, just trust me, Jay's trust me. And I
woke up and I was just like, and I came
in today and I know if you guys have noticed this,
I haven't really been able to lock pugs in the.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Eye when you woke up though, because normally that sensation
has related to something happening in the real world.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Did you have jis on your toes?
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Oh? Your cat?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
You can't cats? Called chas.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
She was there The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hidarkey.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope your Thursday's going along
tickety boo. But right now it's time for.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Yes, last night I watched Sliding Doors. Oh yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow.
What's it on there? Maybe neon? Actually it's about Gwyneth Paltrow.
And it was a real high concept film from like
ninety ninety three or four or five or six, And
it's like, what would your life be if not for
(17:44):
a missed opportunity, if something just shifted a little bit
so in this instance, she's trying to catch a subway
and her life completely changes because she in one instance
gets it and the other instance, So you get to
see both those stories play out side by side, often
annoyingly close to each other. And her partner is cheating
(18:05):
on her, and in one instance she catches him, and
the other instance she's ignorant of the fact.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Right, if it was about me, I would just be
home slightly later.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
That's exactly right. There'll be nothing going on, or would there. Yeah.
Gwyneth Paltrow is the lead. John Hannah is the male lead.
Jean Tripleworn I think her names or something like that. Jase,
you said you've seen it back in the day. It
is absolutely terrible to romantic comedy, absolutely absolutely terrible. Really
(18:34):
enjoyed it because one of you two was watching, Oh, Jase,
you're watching something the other night, bagging it, yes, And
I haven't had the opportunity to do that for a
long time. We bagged it openly. My wife and I
had a great time. She her movie Stardom is a
mystery to me, absolute mystery to me. I don't know
how that happened or why that happened. I don't know anybody. Look,
(18:58):
I don't want to you know. Look, she's doing very
well for yourself. But do you know my own hair?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
No, you're not. You know. I'm not a big Gwyneth
Peltrow fan either, and I've never got it as it was,
as it were. And again that's not to dinner. But
she's done very well for herself, better than I've done, Geezy,
certainly fifty times better than what you've done. But it's
not for me, you know. But she doesn't do it
(19:25):
for me, no, Can I just put it that way? Yes?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Oh, a few good movies that I've seen. Shallow hell,
wasn't she in the the movie.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Shakespeare in Love?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
That's the one.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yeah, she's learned an Academy award, won an Academy award.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, so she's actually really good then she won award?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yeah, wow, anything then that would make me a good actor.
And that's not the case.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I was gone, yes, which which is pretty good. I'm
enjoying it. Where a headmaster his wife goes seeing a
TV show. Yea, it's a TV shouts a drama on three?
Now it is, you know? And interestingly you're talking about is.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
It Morrissey that David Morrissey.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I'm actually not a fan of her right generally speaking,
he doesn't convince me, but he's very good in this. Yes,
he suits being a up tight headmaster. Who done it? Keezy?
Speaker 4 (20:19):
We don't know who done it?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Man?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Did you find the ages on? It was like, surely
you're much older than that.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Surely, yes, I did find that. But look, you know,
is it solid drama? Yeah, I'll give it a three buzzies.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
And it's on TV three and it's called Gone Gone.
Last night my wife and I watched Location, Location, Location.
You love it, man, we actually do, yeah, Because I
was like, oh, do you want to start watching because
we've got Neon. I was like, do you want to
start watching this comedy with Steve Carell and it's called
Rooster And she was like, oh yeah, I can be kends,
like do you wan watch it Tonight's? Oh, maybe not tonight.
(20:56):
I don't want to start a new series. We just
watch insert Grand Designs, country calendar, location, Location Location here. Yeah,
And we just end up doing that and it's enjoyable
every time.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
It's so good that you've got your reliable shows like that.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
It's just a house show. Sit they're buying a House. Yeah,
and I am enthralled. Yeah, five busies out of possible
five TVs in plus.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Actually, you've just remind I've got to get back to
a place in the sun. Check out if I've got
that on the old Samson.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
That's a classic TV show, that one.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Yes, so good.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Hey, coming up after five o'clock Fellers with all this
drama going on with Bricky. Yeah, I've got a bit
of a hypothetical question to ask regarding us and Bricky.
Nice and plenty more as well, good stuff. Don't laugh
because I said and plenty more funny.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
The Hold Actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week dayd four on Radio Hodache.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Welcome back, your messive Bagbones. Hope your Thursday is going
along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Toledo's.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Out without dated Hydration in with Toledo's the new standard
and clean the literal lights. Get it in. Yeah, I've
got a bone to pick later in the show. Okay,
I feel bad because I want to pick on Jayson,
(22:18):
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Yeah, Well, whenever I see in the chat Kesey's got
a bone to pick. It's always I always think, Okay,
what is it this time?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
You know what I mean, because it's it's always me.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Why don't I be nagging you though? Am I nagging?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:32):
You're You're am I a nagger?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
You're a real nagger.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
That's what I was worried about. Also, later on the show,
potentially another chance to get yourself in the drawer for
magic round. So listen out for the CU to call.
Get ready to call eight hundred Hodarchy up next to
a hypothetical question feelers involving the Breakfast Show, they're trying
to challenge us to various competitions and things. Yeah, latest
one that they've floated, what was it? A bench priests competition?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
I I sort of feel like we need some redemption,
you know what I mean, because it just feels like
they just consider us easy beats for everything now and frankly,
we've been robbed on both occasions. We lost the golf
by one shot. It's my fault. We blew out a
hammy or whatever it was, and then relay that was
my fault.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
You know, maybe we should be playing to our strengths,
which is getting away from any of these physical activities
and going more to.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Work towards the nerd shit.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
So whether that's gaming keasy because you dominate in that space,
or maybe we could do some acting. We could do
some theater sports.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Now see now that's a real test.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Theater sports would be good. There we go.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Can you do a competitive They literally have competitive theater sports?
Do they they do? Is it like improv and stuff?
It is exactly what it is. I could do it
at the comedy fest.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
See stand up comedy.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yes, stand up competition.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I reckon we're killing that.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
They would yeah, I mean, I get guitar out, do
some wacky comedy songs. There is one thing we could
beat the mat, which I guess is the ratings, and
we could just do that.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Actually, that's not a bad call there, easy.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
That's smart man, Yeah, because our ratings a mess.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
It's so big, shit that big. Here's a rack on tears.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
The Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in four on radio.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
We's are there on the radio. Darchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time forteen minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Feller is this coming Wednesday at four pm sharp. The
Big Show will be broadcasting live from Emerson's Dunedin. It's
a beautiful little pub down there in Dunedin. Fort or seven.
Come along if you'd like to see the show live
at celebrating Emerson's hazy ipa Hazen confused turning ten Wow
fort to seven This Wednesday Emerson's Dan didn't see you there?
(24:57):
How good a phelers. There's been a lot of chat
about the Breakfast Show taking the Big Show on once
again in a challenge we're oh and two golf in
a relay race. We've lost both both my fault. There's
been all sorts of suggestions coming through of what could
potentially do and do if you have a suggestion three
four eight three send it through. One I don't think
we've thought of, and one that I think would sort
(25:18):
a lot of stuff out is if we just had
a ruckus.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
A bit a douche douche, a first fight.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
A first fight against Breakfast, the same four v four format. Ah, yeah,
you know, so you've got on Breakfast to be US three,
and then you bring an old Pugshan who's a mad bastard.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Here's a seco.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah, and then we'd obviously be taking on Jerry and
Maniah and Jeremy, their producer Ruder, and then Zoe as
well and Studio B right, aka, how do you think
we'd go in terms of douche douche Well, obviously yes,
in terms of the fight, I.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Think Zoey would smack the living shit out of your keasy.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Yeah. I think the trick would be to use probably
Hoidy j is a human shield because he's not much
of a scrapper, So what's the best way to I mean, look,
it's not much of a shield either.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Back in the day, fellas, I was a vicious, little
bad that's true.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
But I feel like you've chilled out too much. Yeah, true,
So I think you're better off rather than putting you.
I'd hate for you to get into the FIGN line
and get beaten up, So we just put you in
the way so you can just get beaten up, and
then that gives us time to sort of regroup behind you.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Well, you know, to be honest with your fellows, just
just quietly between the three of us here. I mean,
I've got a few issues with Jerry. Yeah, you know
what I mean. I've got a few. Yeah, I don't
like him, man, I've got a few simmering resentments going
on there. I wouldn't mind, you know, a bit of
a go at him, which.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Is interesting because he's like a really nice guy.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Oh people say that.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Yeah, But the only thing I can think of that
would you'd possibly want to smack him over for is
that he was annoyed that you spilt soup everywhere and
didn't clean it up.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Oh that's part of it.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
So yeah, that's enough to fire the check of the guy.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
It's enough to fire me out.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
It fires me up. I mean, who does he think
he is calling you out for not cleaning up?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
So if we were to pair off, it's, you know,
for the fight, who would I take on?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Well, Kesey can I Now, don't take this the wrong way?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
I'm not okay?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Go you mentioned what did you say at the top
there about our challenges.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
That we've lost both of them and it's been my fault.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah. Now, as I say, don't take this the wrong.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Way saying that, because I'm already starting to get take
it the wrong.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Way, Mogi and I.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
V Maniah Jerry right, and we immediately eliminate our weakest link.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
So you think in a fight situation, I'd be the
weakest link. Yes, and okay, so let's just say we
do that. So it's Moggie and you taking on Manyah
and Jerry? Who are you taking on?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I'd take on both of them quite happily.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Well, you've got to be against Jerry, so it makes
sense that you see on the score.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yes, and I reckon, you could take me.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
I I'd love to take me. I I would love.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
It in a fight.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah, I could do that. I could do that.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I don't know if you know this about charing to shove. Yeah,
about Maggie is a vicious bastard when he was young.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Man, I'd be all over him like a rash.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
If we did extend it to three.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I could take down Ruder? Like I said, he's a
pretty you know, he's a pretty hearty.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Well, it's funny those guys to often talk about how
unco is. Yeah, but I mean how ungo could he
possibly be?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, that'd be like Ruder, who's massively unko. You with
your wonky years, I mean, what's that to do?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Anything? That could be quite a speak. Actually I've changed.
Can I be on breakfast? Because an't mind smacking Jays?
Over as well.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Actually, I think we've got to sort something out, to
be honest with you, because I can sick of the aap.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Well.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Look, we're carrying two losses.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
And I think it was you that made the suggestion.
It might have been muggy yesterday just it might have
been our fair which I really liked, was who could
do the heaviest steamer.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah, we're assuing for that one.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
We've got them licked on that one.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Tune in on radio smashing Pumpkins there on the radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening. The time is twenty
minutes to six o'clock.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Fellows, I've got a bone to pick, Yeah, I got
a bone to pick. Why are you saying boner pick
over the top of that.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
It's just a reminding himself to see some one.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Oh yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Just get on with it, man, Jason.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I don't want to sound like I'm nagging you. All right,
that's the last.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
Time I've been bugging you.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Man.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
No, no, no, this hasn't oh to be fear Jason,
I feel like you're getting a bit bugged by the
fact that I've got a bone to pick.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yes, can I just say on that front Keysy water
off for Duck's back mate. Yeah right, I just shut down.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah right, Yeah, I can see that that's the right
way to deal with it.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Just bury it.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
So Jason and I we established this last week. Jason
and I have a mutual acquaintance who is a builder. Oh,
who's done some work for Jason. He's done some work
for me. Now, really great guy, really nice guy, does
great work, top blown and he gives me little insights
into his dealings with Jason.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
They should be confidentiality agreement in place. You don't even
sign it. It should just be taken as red.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
All I can say. He's he is tread very very carefully.
What like I'm toious kind of guy.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yeah, tread carefully, like you're walking on houghdy J's deck
which almost fell apart, which was the last and he
told me so, this fall apart. Actually yeah, he fell
through it three times. So this particularly and we were
having a coffee together and sharing a biscuit, one biscuit
your type, a couple of squiggles each, thank you very much.
(31:13):
And we were having a chat and he was going
I was talking about something and I'll never forget the
first time I met hoodie Jay. Do you remember the
first time you met him? Yes, vaguely, yeah, it sounds
like you do. Was it a party, yes, okay, he
has had a party for his partner's mum or something, yeah,
(31:34):
grandmom or something six, that's right, yes. And this chap
was sitting there at the party with his mate next
to him, both couple of stocky Pacific Island boys, friendly
fellas by all accounts. Jase comes up, Hey, this is
blah blah. Oh, nice to meet you man, And this
is blah blah. And then he could tell that you
(31:54):
hadn't quite heard the second name, and then he went
to tell you again and then you see it apparently,
don't worry about it. I'm probably going to forget your
name straight away anyway, and then walked off yep. And
then they looked at each other and said, so are
we going to roll this dude or what? And then
he said two months later, I get a text, Hey,
(32:15):
it's Jase. Can you come around and fix my dead
And then I was and He's like, I would never
forget the day I met Jakes.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Now can I say there? And I'm reluctant to leap
to your defense here, Jase. But it wasn't anything to
do with the names that they had. It was the
fact that anybody was talking to you and giving your names.
You could have said that to anybody, correct. Yes, And
I actually did stuck up for you. I said, oh,
that sounds like he was taking the purse. Oh, and
then he said it didn't seem like it. No, it
(32:44):
wouldn't have been. So I'm just she's a busy guy.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I'm going to text him now.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
No, just you can see I remember his name.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I do remember his name. Boy, oh boy, I'm human.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
So this is like the soup thing. You did make
a mess with the soup, and you did forget this
guy's name and make a bit of adict yourself. But
you're human anyway.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
That's that thing, you know. It's the thing with names though,
because it's like there is literally really no point in
anyone telling me their name because I'll forget it within
about ten seconds. And it's not because I don't care
about them, it's just that it goes well, we're not
in your case, keys.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Harry, don't get sick, don't get sidetracked.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
It goes in and it's not because I don't care.
It's just I have this weird thing where I cannot
retain names.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
But also I guess it's also a care thing, like
if you cared about the person, you would try and
retain them.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Well, you don't even know them. He's just meet them.
Why would he care about them?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Oh, until and your name once he needed?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
You know, the amount of people that I meet all
the time, Casey, how am I supposed to remember everyone's name?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I don't know. But the thing was the whole don't
bother telling me your name. I'm going to forget it anyway,
and then walking off straight away.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
That's good stuff from you.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
I remember that actually, And it was a party. I
was feeling very awkward.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
At it's because you're God making a dick of yourself
in front of.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
And so you know, it was just like I was.
I think I was moving through to the buffet actually
at that point, and I had a plate. Well I
might not have had a plate, but I was moving
in the food direction.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Yeah. Well I'm laughing about this. You keep going.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
And so it was like, oh, yeah, oh, I'll probably
forget it, made don't worry about it sort of thing.
Loosening it up a bit here, I feel yeah, man.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
I can't wait to hear his side of the story because,
based on everything else we've here today, what Jase is
saying will be bullshit.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
And he said you made a real hurr of a
mess at the buffet, didn't clean it up.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
The Hiurarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurarchy.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
Guns mm, hurry up, Roses there, Big Show this Thursday evening,
coming up after six o'clock.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
The Big Show A big Conundrum?
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Ah, yes, the brand new segment. Yeah too, Jason. Also,
I believe you've got an itinerary that's come through of
what you'd rather do while we're at Magic Round in Brisbane. Yeah,
cultural tour or whatever you're trying to put together here. Yeah,
you're going to take us through that, are you.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Well? I was going to replace that with a Big Conundrum.
I could do both, I know.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Not because I've got something i want to chat about
as well.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Okay, okay, So I have to choose between those two
great bits of content.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Which ones are going to be New Zealand and find
out after six.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
The Hurdichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Welcome back, you messive bagbones. Hope your Thursday night's very pleasant. Indeed,
you're listening to the big show brought to you by Toledo's.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Toledo's the new standard in cleaner literal lights. Get it
in here. Yeah, dinner plans, fellas, Oh, my father.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
In law coming over tonight.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
What are you cooking?
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Are you going to eat them?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Well, you know what we are cooking because they were
such a success, keasy meatballs. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Man, oh, you should have gone with the old portmants
inside a whole capsica.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
You imagine that the portmants. You can disappoint your father
in law even more.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
No, out dinner tonight. It's going to consist of a meatball,
delicious meatballs with ricotta cheese.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
And them and one of those stuffed inside.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
They're gonna and they're gonna be on a bed of
cross with roasted vegetables, and this delicious salad that we
had the other day at cafe, which we're going to
try and replicate.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Sounds sounds like a nightmare of an idea, trying to
replicate the beauty of the capsicain. My idea, jas is
that you can take it with you anywhere.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
That's true, and so.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
You can take it on a bus. You could eat
it at the movies or anything like that, because it's
like an apple, it is, but it's got porkman stuffed inside.
You stick the lid on it, and then when you
read it off with the lead.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
You could use instead of a spoon, you could use
like a carrot stick. You can scoop it out with that.
Then you can eat the spoon, and you can have
like a lettuce leaf instead of like a napkin, and
then you can eat the napkin. And also if you
send it to your father in law, he can have
it and then as he's leaving, but take this with
you one for the road.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Well, funnily enough, I've got I've still got two of
the bastards and the fredge have you. Yeah, And it's
just like please tomorrow. Keep saying to my wife, we've
got a bethdoze and she's like, oh, no, I'll probably
eat one.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Could you please bring one?
Speaker 4 (37:43):
And tomorrow it's been days, it has been Can you
bring it in and throw it all over the floor.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
It'll be safe to It's just porkman's.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah, totally man, it'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Could you bring it tomorrow and microwave it somehow melt
the caps while the porkman stays cold. I'll be so
interested to taste.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Rub it on the walls.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Sure, man, it's quite good because it fits in a
cup holder in a car as well.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I'll bring one for golf tomorrow. Keisy, you can eat
it while we're playing golf.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Here's the Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio HODK.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
It's a great version that song, isn't it. Sometimes when
something's unplugged, you can really enjoy the actual musicality of
a song. So true, you know what I'm saying, fuels
one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
If anyone wants to know the name of that song,
it's Nutshell Allison Chain's unplugged, one of the great unplugs.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Yes, just as an aside before I crack into this riffing. Yeah,
but worried about pangs that I haven't really seen him
Today's out there in studio B just looking like a
bit of a lonely bastard. So send in your thoughts
to PAGs on cheer them up. Three four eight Three
words of words of support for old PAGs. I think
he's I think he's said that he's not on holiday anymore.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah he is. I think he's a bit freaked out
by the dream I had last night too, shocking sucking,
sucking my toes and sucking them hard fellas.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
I've got a heavy bowel.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Well, have you seen the amount of foody stacks away
every day? But it's never been an issue a desiccated chicken.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
So I mean Jason arguing about your bow at the moment,
that's what's happening.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
So it must be that I run normally up to
four or five visits to the Little Boys room.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
That's not a yarn either, is it per day?
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I'm believing what I've.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Done is I've just streamlined the whole process. There's just
one I think I need, made a mucil. There's something
not right down there. I've got the heavy bowl now,
and I think it's because the amount of painkillers I've
been using. Yeah, I've got a sore tooth, which means
I'm going to have to go to the dentist on Monday.
Good news on that and talk more about it tomorrow.
(39:55):
But I've been having.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
A hell of a lot of your panedoles, your ibo profens. Yes,
and one of those ones you like, you love them?
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Well, you always pop a couple before the show.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
I have trams before everything.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Yeah, that's a weird thing about you and I am slighting.
But Kezy doesn't get out of bed unless he's got
to tram me up his back door.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
I shelve tram before I get up in the morning.
I won't get out of bed unless I've got it.
It's like having a morning coffee.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Shocking sees. Anyway, I think it's given me a heavy
bowl wall and I need to know what to do
about it, really, because if it's not one thing, it's another.
Can I put it to you that way? I've got
I've got my sore, bloody tooth, and now I've got
to worry about my back door and my heavy bow.
And Jose, you've had extensive issues with your bow over
(40:48):
the years. The stories that you've told us off here unbelievable.
What's your secret, mate?
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Well, I I take slight issue with that, Maggie, because
I was gonna say, well, you've got the perfect person
here when it comes to shocking bowls scenarios to sort
of talk through with because as you know, and as
as the as the listeners know, I am remarkably regular,
(41:18):
three perfect tubes every morning, like clockwork.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
I don't grandfather clockwork.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
I can't even imagine a heavy bow. Whereas Kezy, what
look Kezy? I mean you can roll your eyes all
you like.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
I think that's his eyes lolling beck in his head
because of them.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Because you're regular too and finishy you Keezy, midnight steamer
bang every night.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
That's right, stoking midnight every night, daylight savings. It gets
a bit weird for a few days, yes, sort of
your eleven thirties?
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Why do you think his wife goes to bed early?
Speaker 4 (42:12):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
What's the connection, what's the idea?
Speaker 4 (42:17):
I'm trying to get it worked out, Keezy. And I
was asking jas because I thought he is of a
similar age to me. He's thirty night, I know, which
is similar more similar to my age than your age.
It blows my mind that you're only five years younger
than I'm Keezy. But here, Yeah, and I would have
thought you'd have a few solutions for me, Jase, but
you're telling me three perfect trebes all the way down
(42:37):
the line.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Castor oil. Oh yeah, just sucker. Do I drink it? Yeah,
drink a couple of DRAMs of that prunes.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
It's very good when I was a kid. What well, little.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
What else is there there are? You can do the
old the suppository? Oh what you know? Prone?
Speaker 6 (43:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (43:11):
Just does that? How it works?
Speaker 3 (43:12):
You know what you do is you get a prone?
Your stuff are Trammi Inside the Hood.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune in
week days at four on radio.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Hold I Kiss indeed em there on the radio, Holdarky
Big Show Thursday. Even the time is exactly six twenty six.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Fellows, just a quick reminder to check yourself and your
downstairs area. Testicular cancer is the number one cancer amongst
young fellows in New Zealand. It's highly treatable in court early,
but people aren't checking. So have a check. And also
to remind you to do it as well. Hit to
lump lottery dot co, dot z it you can wint
a ut check it out. Get involved. Some interesting news
over the past few days. Thousand terms of media which
(43:53):
we work in, Yeah, because we're on the radio. The
Broadcasting Standards Authority, the BSA, which is kind of like
the the people in charge of the rules when you
work in radio and television and that sort of stuff.
They're considering. Acting is Media Minister Paul Goldsmith. He's come
out and said that the BSA could potentially be scrapped.
He's leaning towards that option. There's also, you know in
(44:15):
the issue being that now with online it's hard to
know what the BSA is for. Originally it was like,
oh print you know, like.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
You know, you.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
And your TV very easy to police. But maybe thinking
of a Media Council style self regulated situation. They're not sure.
But what does this mean for the big show? Because
we sit here and we don't swear while we try
not to, you know, and you follow certain rules because
of the BSA. You don't want to get in trouble.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Look, I've got to admit to a certain amount of trepidation, fellas.
You know what I'm like. And if I know in
the back of my mind that there's no BSA anymore,
I'm afraid that I'm going to unleash you. And you
know what I'm like, Yeah, because the stuff I say
off here, you know what I mean? Yeah, what's in
(45:05):
your heart?
Speaker 4 (45:06):
What in your heart comes out your truths.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Who you are. I'm picturing like the BSA is this
damn and behind that is like you know, middle billions
of leaders of just.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Yeah yeah, And I can't I can't tell you the
pressure I feel every single day because you know me,
well you guys, and you know that that damn. But
it is a damn and it does stop me. And
I do think twice before I open my trap. Yeah,
you know what I mean. My fear is they take
(45:43):
away that damn and then you flood the valley and
I flood the valley.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Now you know, every now and again, a little little
leak springs, doesn't it all? A little shocker comes.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Out, you know how. I know when that happens. Old
Pucksan and Studio b Trosis hands to his head.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
That's right, and I go, oh, Pugsy, yes, look, I'm
worried about it as well. It could be the end
of us, it could be the start of something great
as well. I'm assuming are they going to leave a
vacuum keysy does it say in the article? Are they
going to get rid of that and replace it with nothing?
Or are they going to have well, going to make
something and then get rid of the other thing because
Jason might be safe.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
We'll have discussed a media council style self regulation model,
and also the company we work for, they would have
their own rules and regulations, right, you know what I mean?
And when you said, I don't.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Take any notice of those keys, no, we don't.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
Got to respect for the rules around you got to
are cooler.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
You're true.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
I'm glad we're all on an agreeance on that.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Can I here's my concern on that though. Even if
they go okay, we're going to can the BSA and
do something else, they're going to be an interim period
where there's no there's nothing going on, and that's going
to put even more pressure on me because I know
there's a limited window to get my bio out.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Well, you know what I mean, why don't you take
leave over that period.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
That's not a bad call.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
The only way to save Yeah, it's the only way.
Because people say you're a nice guy, that's right.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
If they take away the BSA, it's the end of
my career.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Well, I think the thing is the thing here is
that you're actually missing the trick because the reason why
they want to bring this new counsel in keasy is
because the BSA in its current form doesn't cover the internet.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Now, well we do it. We do a.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
Podcast, So this entire time we could have been spilling
your bile on the podcast. So we need to start
doing that in earnest and when we do do it,
we need to stop putting warnings at the front of it. Yeah, disclaimers, disclaimers,
but I mean also we're not just not being filthy
and swearing for the bs that we're doing it so
that like families can listen in our listenership, you know.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Yeah, it's my rule anyway.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
And just on that, I mean you tend to cut
loose on the on the podcast outro anyway. Yeah. Yeah,
all the disclaimers that we've had, isn't this true, Keysy,
You've been because of Mogi's filth.
Speaker 3 (48:01):
Yeah, well I'd say it's it's equal to yours and
Mogi's film.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
I mean, mine is filth and yours is the racism
you see.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
And I'm squeaky clean, although I didn't talk about shelving
Trammy's just before, But that's all Ga Fellers totally.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Man The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
Hodak Teleka.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this uh Thursday evening.
And Fellas, my youngest daughter is filthy with me.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (48:29):
She's very very angry with her dad. And here's why.
And I want to get this is genuine. This is
a genuine problem for me, and I want to get
your guys view on this genuinely right now. As you know,
my daughter just got her license restricted. Yeah restricted. Um,
and let's just say she's had a scrape or two, which.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
Is fine, that's what happens because she's learning to drive.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
Still.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
Yeah, I had no, I didn't actually to lie, but
plenty of people scrape the cars and stuff on they're restricted.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Yes, I know. I mean, I just wish I hadn't
have been my wife's brand new car.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Wow, that sucks, you know what I mean. Actually, incidentally,
she said to ask you about getting a panel beat.
But anyway, something out on it. Now, here's the thing
we did to borrow the car, fellows pretty generously actually,
Which can I borrow the car to go to X
place and we go? Yeah, you can do that, And
I'll be honest with you. Still, whenever I see a
(49:28):
driving the car, my heart stops. I just go, oh god,
oh God of my anxiety. Yeah, starts going, and I
go and I think of every worst case scenario that
I can think of.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
Does it just in your head? Is it just that
car going off like a cliff or something.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Well, it's just smashing into you know. But as a myriad,
I'm getting better at that and just going let it go,
let it go. It is spread her wings. But here's
the thing that she was filthy with me about today.
She wanted to borrow the car and go and stay
the night at her friend's place and have the car
I the night. And there's something in my brain that says, no,
(50:04):
I'm not the you know what I mean, I'm not
quite at the point where I'm comfortable with you taking
the car overnight.
Speaker 4 (50:12):
What does that? What is the thing that worries you there?
Speaker 2 (50:17):
What worries me there? Is what I was like at
her age, and she herself is she can be a
bit spontaneous sometimes, and you know what I say, And
she'll be with a group of friends and they'll go, oh,
you've got the car. Let's buddy, do this right. I'm
with you, and let's drive off over here. And you're go, okay,
I've got the car, let's do it. And so I
(50:38):
said to her, No, you can bus right, And that's
how you Yes, no, you buss.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
That's a tough one. Yes, that's a tough one. Because
when I was when I had my restricted, I just
got it and I took my car and for warrant
at some great family friends who ran a mechanic store.
And the guy who did my warrant said to my
Teddy's like, how old your son? And I was sixteen.
It's like I found him was the bottle caps at
the back of his car must have been seventeen actually,
And my dad was like, oh, yeah, okay, I'll have
(51:09):
a word time about it.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
So, like you know, people are worried about people that
age doing stuff. You know what, it's the age.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
It is you're not making necessarily great decisions all the time.
And I get that. I didn't make great decisions at
that time, have you, Yeah, but I'm at that.
Speaker 4 (51:24):
I mean, you didn't get your license until you were
and you're late late late thirties.
Speaker 3 (51:29):
You're still on your restricted. Oh my god, I just
remember you're still on your restricted in.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
My late twenties. Actually, Mogi it was, but yeah, and
thank god I did, because I would have been dead otherwise.
You know what I'm saying, Fellows.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
It is tough at the end of the day. I mean,
it's your car, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (51:44):
Well, yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't be happy with it either. No, actually,
because what it means is, you know that if she
has to bring it home, then she's coming back into
the house, you know, if there's been any booze head.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
Yeah, yeah, I would be.
Speaker 4 (51:55):
I would be the same Jason.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
Yeah, I mean I don't like that. You didn't have
to scream at her. Oh it's just a bit upset.
Speaker 4 (52:01):
You don't have to throw, you know, one of your
last stuffed capsicums.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
At the wall.
Speaker 3 (52:06):
I would have gone through the wall as well, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Yeah, I know. I was just pretty emotional, you know
what I mean. I was just struggling.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
And did you try saying I was your age once?
Speaker 4 (52:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (52:17):
They like that, Yeah they do, don't they.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
Another good one is, yeah, there's food at this food
in the pair?
Speaker 6 (52:22):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (52:22):
No there's not, because it's go to the fruit Bowl.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
Tune in week days at four on radio Hodaki, what.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
A show a fellas huge?
Speaker 4 (52:44):
I think I'm getting sick.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Oh, I know why because he a heavy bow.
Speaker 4 (52:49):
I've got a sore throat, and Keezy actually pointed out,
I've been what have I been doing that? Yeah, we're
doing that, and then since then, I've got a very
sore throat. Jason, it feels contagious. I'm going to be
honest with you. So are we going home? Are we
going straight to bed? Because me laying the groundwork, I'm
having a huge weekend.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
You're like nice, Yes, very good, it's very good. Hey,
what's in the podcast out? True quip?
Speaker 4 (53:13):
Today?
Speaker 3 (53:13):
Keezy, it was us discussing whether or not you're still
my agent? I believe. Do you want to be my
agent again now that I'm in this content?
Speaker 2 (53:22):
Yeah? Yeah, Well no I don't need to be because,
as I say, you've got an eighteen month standdown period,
so I still get whatever I was going to get
even though I'm not your agent anymore.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Right, So you don't want to do that as content,
but I could do that.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Mogie. You can't go to bed, Heredie because you're having
meatballs for dinner.
Speaker 4 (53:43):
I like the meatballs first, like Hoidy j Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
I don't worry about that. I'll be eating that first.
But yeah, man, not good. I'll be annoyed. I'll be annoyed.
I hopefully nearly not. I'll do the trick Fellers. Yeah, yeah,
I couldn't get up at about three and spend some
time with bird shit Chris.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
Yeah, nice man, nice?
Speaker 3 (53:59):
Can we rename that?
Speaker 2 (54:00):
Hey, Kezy, what are you having for dinner tonight? Man?
We didn't find that out.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
I'm having red curry noodles. Oh here, he is so funny. Yeah,
pretty flash, pretty stoked about.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
It, Chicken. Yeah, didn't you have that last night?
Speaker 3 (54:17):
And I thought I was, but then we didn't because
my wife was out on the town the.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Third time, the third time in a row. You said that,
Oh I thought I was, And then I know you
were me to have a bachelor night last.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
Night, and I had a pizza and it was delicious.
Speaker 4 (54:31):
Remember as missus went out without him?
Speaker 2 (54:33):
Yeah? What times you get back again?
Speaker 3 (54:35):
She's coming home shortly?
Speaker 2 (54:36):
Oh she hasn't been home. Very good stuff.
Speaker 3 (54:40):
What are you doing tonight? Jay's meat balls?
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Yeah, meatballs. Got my father in law and his partner
coming around for dinner. So that'll be nice.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
Sounds lovely, Yes, be really pleasant.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
It will be very pleasant, indeed, But until tomorrow, and
make sure you tune in tomorrow Friday Thrubber of course,
check out the Instagram, check out the podcast. Till then
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