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April 22, 2026 11 mins

On today's poddy, Jase will have a smoke, lets be honest. 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
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Speaker 3 (00:22):
Are you loving it? Man?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, I'm I'm kind of over it already and we're
just doing the podcast in a new top you got on.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Men, Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I got it from the recycling boutique.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
It's bloody good. I love it. It fits me.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
You sure do.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
We're down here in Dunedin by the way, Yes, ready,
missin Smog. He's been away a couple of days. He's
back today though, and he's sounded fucking good.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
I'm sound a sick man.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Can't see a sound at the end of it was
sort of feeling like I sounded okay until I put
these headphones on right quite nasily.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah, quite nasily.

Speaker 6 (00:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
We were sort of thinking we were.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
We were chatting yesterday about you know, the state of
ye yeah, Hoover and uh, you know, you're obviously vacuuming
up a lot of shit when you're outside, and it
stands to reason, doesn't it easy?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Not all of it's going to be good for you,
you know what I mean. But I'm up to the
eyeballs and flu mead's. I've got my otrogen plus, I've
got my penant ole, I've got my cauldril.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
You just shoving it all and I'm on my third
packet of cough lollies.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
Yes, you just have to get to see them. And
that's it. And I've had a coffee there, how many
darts of your head?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
No dart saying this is a terrible thing. Pugs turned
up and he pulled out a pack of camels. Yeah,
and that are they? That massively triggered me. Yeah, because
I haven't seen durries. I haven't been around durries.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
So you're telling me this bit that we've got where
you're gonna give up the vape and durries and everything.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
Literally all it takes is to see a durry.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Well, just chuck me the packet.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
No, don't chuck them the packet.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I haven't, genuinely, I haven't had a durry in months,
many many.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Months actually, And so you know, especially when.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
We're on the road and I'm looking at the package here,
you've got teeth like that, man, you.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Know, I'm looking at that and just going, well there
you go, Oh my god. And they're the really compact ones,
A little one. It's only a little one, Keezy, what's it?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
They're only tiny, man? I mean one one hurt me.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
See this this picture of this guy's teeth here, This
is what your wife sees every night.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Well, that's all right, I don't care. She's still with me.
They are, particularly this, this is really tempting.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Get those away from me.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
Please, bugs fuck sake. Isn't that much of a temptation massively?

Speaker 4 (02:44):
So, especially when we're doing a live show.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, it's true, you know what I mean. That's one
of your triggers.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Hi, sorry, one of your live shows or anytime you're
sort of alive.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
What it's like, Keezy, you said I'll have a few
beersies for settlers, live.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Sittler, a nerve settler. That's what I say, is for me.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
But the thing is, if I see a beer, I don't.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Go you just do it straight away.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Okay, I guess I do understand.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yes, Yeah, to be fair, if I hadn't had a
beer when was asking me to durry.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
We were thinking Fiji went't we? And then you only
had the one and I was trying to think when
that was.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
In the morning, because I came to you, But what
what was.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
You reaked of durries? When do we go there? August October?
It was October?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Yeah, right, So if I hadn't had a beers since
October and someone was passing around the beersy in front
of me.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Show yes, so you're giving me permission, then Keysy.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
For what fu No.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Starts?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Well, that's right.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
If you get back on the durries, you hear no
on this. You have no idea how it's not about
money for me?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Do you know what the beauty of all of this is?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Of course, because for those who don't know, I've got
a bet with the jizz Master.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
Hoodez, the Jez Master General and Keysy.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I've been in there one hundred dollars each and the
biting me one hundred dollars each that just can't go
the month of May without smoking a cigarette, having vape
any kind of sort of Nickoda product. Although I'm allowing
the nar and I'm getting my money's worth. Men, Well,
I've thrown amounts of pigeons and it is that you
two are a fucking shamble.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Can I just say on that front. Magie Kesey yesterday
up to his bit to two.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Hundy, oh without me being there.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, he just upped it because he because my wife
is so furious that I've taken that bit. Oh I
see and do here Casey said, I bet you, Jace,
I'm upping my side of it to two hundy.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Have to put one hundred out to put a HOUNDI out?

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Okay, So this isn't what happened at all, obviously because
Jase is the one telling the story. But what he
tried to do is say that I'm so confident in
backing him, which I am.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
You know that I will pay his one hundred as well.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
So it became a situation where he has no financial
loss and he just has to bathe.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
And he gets to watch ME give you two hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
That's right? When?

Speaker 6 (05:11):
When?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
When?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
When?

Speaker 6 (05:12):
Literally, if that was the time, I would be straight
on the vate.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
But having said that, Keezy, it is my life.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
We're talking about. No one cares that, no one value
is there I do.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
So, Mogi, what's best for Jason?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Come on, I just want Jase to be happy.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Man.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
That's the difference between you and the whole.

Speaker 6 (05:30):
Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy.
Remember the Warchy Big Show podcast. How funny was it?
This morning?

Speaker 5 (05:39):
We were at the breakfast table and Pug's arm pulled
out his two dollars pack of camels from Vietnam.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
And then you were like.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
As mate, And then I was like, Jace, no, don't
it was.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
It was as you said at the time.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
It was like the Angel and angel literally and I.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Can understand how talln I am.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
I've got Mogi's sexy disease written voice on one shoulder,
and I've got keys he's healthy.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
I'm like, this is interesting, yes, because you listen to Mogi,
who's fucked right now?

Speaker 6 (06:14):
Is he could still rather listen to that and be like, yes,
of course.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I want to listen to the voice that's telling me
I can do then totally.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
But yeah, it has triggered me.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I must have met I mean, I can feel it
in my lungs as we speak.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Can I can I just get a reading on you
before I keep investing money in you? What sort of
percentage out of one hundred when I say that I'm
willing to put money and get behind you, how much
does that impact your want or desire or ability to
give up.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Can I just sort of just before you answer, Jason,
do you remember when Jameson threw his teeth earlier this year,
literally just the other day. Yeah, And he said that
the reason why he'd given up and when he's that
he was lying to us was because his daughter had
said to him, dead.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
Fuck, that's right, you've got.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
To And JA said, you know what, daughter, You're right,
I'm going to Exactly he lied that he said that
to her. That was a lie, and that was somebody
he actually loves. So, yeah, he gives a fuck about
you and your hundred backs.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
I don't think he does.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
That. You're prepared to put two hundry up massively influences
what I'm going to do.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
I also love that me backing you up and trying
to help you be a healthier person is now turning
into you squeezing more money out of me.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
It's just what I don't get any of it should
I fail?

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Do you want me to?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
I don't give a cent of your money.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
But you still have to pay him?

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Well, no, because you take.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
There's fucking bullshit.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
What are we doing here?

Speaker 6 (07:56):
This is so bullshit? Belonged to a den like a
con artists.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
It's gonna happen. Geezy, I'm not. It's not. No smoke
and no vaping in May. Having said that, I think today.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
Not even a full stop at that.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Having said that, today is a different day and it's April.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
That's right, fill your boots.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
Can you be mad if you didn't?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Such a shocker.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
He just wants someone to feel like shit.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
No, no, no, not at all.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
I won't feel like shit. I'll be loving.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
I think it's good for jays to be reminded that
having a cigarette actually doesn't feel that great.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
That's true. This is what I'll do.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I'll have a cigarette to remind myself of how much
how gross it is.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Yeah right, okay, yeah, just one little this, one little drink.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
After all, who should know? It's our little secret. I'll
just have one little dirry.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
That's a good idea. One beer and one beer, one
beer and one beer in one smoke.

Speaker 6 (08:59):
Yeah, you'll be sweet.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
I have one.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Look, I'll have one night on the daries are multiple?

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (09:09):
How about this? How about this?

Speaker 4 (09:10):
I think I'm going to have a cigarette and go
That is so foul.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
How about this?

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Every you have, I'm also going to have one sweet
whether you all right, you might get me addicted to daries.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
You do that whenever you're on the piss anyway.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Keys, only if everyone's doing it.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Well, that's right, because it's like I like the admind,
I'll tell you what I like lighting stuff on fire.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
It's great being down here again. Fellow, she's filling up
pretty bloody quick.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
Again she is absolutely we mean emocons, and by filling up,
we mean the backbones are pouring.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
And totally a right mid twenties. Yeah, you're joking. Not
a lot of forty five year olds. Yeah, it's interesting,
is that this is the old couple. I know that
I'm not saying that there's not, but what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Predominantly mid twenty yeah, mid twenties, well not even mid twenties,
probably really early twenties.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Fuck you is it? Jason?

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Actually sausage fest Mike as well.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
Like you guys have had long careers, you know, you've
been in the arts.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
Yeah, and then but you get here to Emerson's and
you just see it's just twenty year old dudes, and this.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
Is what you've achieved.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (10:19):
Is that proud or is that umm Or is it like, ah.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Well, you weren't going to be attracting woman Katie, would you? No?
I certainly wouldn't. Yeah, yeah, no, that's right.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Yeah, it's interesting.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
It makes me feel like I've never grown up. Yeah, physically, emotionally.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Oh yeah, you know what I mean, And.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
That my my sense of humour still appeals to twenty
year old men.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
I think every dude's sense of humor stays the same
once they hit about sixteen.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
I think she literally stays there for their entire life.
But that's been ten minutes fours. If you'd like to've
got to save.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Magi's, I've probably gonna pop out just to.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
I might come with you, a little girl, just might
tail you for the rest of the evening.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Yeah, no, you can tell me, man.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
It's all Jay.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Hey, listen to the Big Show fort to seven weekdays,
Man radio hoard, I keep good listening.
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