May 21, 2026 • 22 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Hodache Big show with toledos all the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
No nasties try it today. Hey, fella's got some breaking news,
little g.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Sure man, this is breaking news, fellas. Someone's gotten in
trouble for importing the old cocaine.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
No, can I just ask a.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Question here, KIZI alright, I barely read the article, but yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Just how breaking is this news?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's two days ago?
Speaker 5 (00:33):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, okay, cool?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Not good for us? Yeah, it's pretty good for us.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Twenty one year old New's theillly man appearing in Sydney
court charged with importing twenty kgs of cocaine into Australia
through Sydney, all of it concealed in his luggage, but
not really concealed, just in there with his clothes with
the shot so twenty kgs twenty two vacuum sealed packages.
He has a maximum sentence that he can be facing
(00:56):
life in prison.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I could be facing life, and that's right. It's a while.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Is it life like twenty five years get out in
ten or is it life?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Life? I mean I always thought life in prison? Was
he there till you die? A life sentence could be
eight years for this or ten years for.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
That so he's obviously gone into this thinking, Look, I'm
not gonna overthink this. I'm just gonna see if I.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Can get through.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'm just gonna put twenty cages of cocaine in my
bag and catch a flight and hope.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
For the best. And this is the thing though, But
this is the thing. It's when you go to the airport,
you've come through international. They pulled some people aside. Ye
have your been? You know? I went over to Magic Round?
How was it? Your good things? All right? You can
go out? Yeah, and then they're like one in ten
or two out of ten or whatever it might be.
Go I we'll go over here and we'll get over
geeze in your luggage. So he's just thinking of himself.
(01:53):
Jeezz olds are pretty good. But the issue is Magic
Rounds in may that.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just on that front. I mean
they go through my luggage every time, and you know.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Why because you've got lighters in there too.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
It happened to me again the last time. If it
was like five lighters in the.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Bag, how was the street value on something? Got that? Keysy?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah, you'd know that kezy, wouldn't you it?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Did they give you a street value. Brother, I'll be
amazed if the street value in that article six point
three million dollars.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
And how many packages did you say?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Twenty two vacuum sealed, So I.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Reckon one of those packages. You'd suck up that snares
and quick smart time, Keezy, Hey.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Good stuff, Jason. We were discussing it off here.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
The key to actually getting through the border was something
illicit on your person. So if you had, you know,
one of those, you put it. Huh, I know where
you'd put it?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Where? Man, here's the see it up your honker?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Ah yeaheah, yeah, I only fit the one though you
could fit. But the way you'd have to behave you're
you guys reckon because you guys did some drug muling
back in the day. You guys reckon that you just
have to be loud and confident and yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
And you're always pretty confident with a couple of grams
of vault. Charlie up your honk, you know, yeah, h
you're nous and Charlie in your backside.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
You've done it because he's a thing. Keezy absolutely is
that he's a mad bust.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
You know, they're looking for people that are trying to
go under the radar, right, So just sort.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Of just looking for a very nervous sweat shift.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
If you go in there and you're bit chattery, you're
a bit s, you get and all that sort of
stuff I go. I mean, they're obviously not smuggling drugs
because they're getting a lot of attention.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
What if you like acted like you were so hungover
in fact, the night before you just had a massive session,
so that you're literally going through the chat and you're
just like, oh my god, I'm so hungover.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I just need to get through. That's not good either,
because they might think that the one of the condoms
is burst open and your bow. That's another way that
you smuggle at Keyzy. You fill out some rubbid Joey's
with cocaine there and then you swallow them. You're going
to suck them down into your stomach, into your something there.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
You.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, I always reckon double bagging. I recommend double bagging
because you don't want to boost in there.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yeah. Well, funnily now back in the day, because I've
got a really high gag reflex.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
So like you've got a very sensitive wondering Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Like anything coming down my throat like that. Yeah, so
i'd have to go the other end obviously.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, some things you respond well to. You've got no
gig flicks whatsoever them in there.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I think I've got about forty two kg at one
point of what cocaine? Ah?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, okay, cool, sweet, just chicken, just because I reckon
you crack under pressure though, kizy.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, I reckon you'd freak out.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah, Feller's come on, now you would why we do
it as an improv. Then I'll show you. I'll show you,
I'll show you. I'll show you. It's going to Crack
under Pressure.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
So anyway you're saying that you're going to Vietnam on.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
I'm going to Vietnam with my girls? Just one question? Yes,
when's that? That's in about not long away actually three weeks. Yeah, man,
so that's going to be awesome. But I tell you what,
I was brought down to earth today. I had to
go and get my shots. You know, your overseas shots
were when you're traveling in various locations. Boy oh boy,
(05:25):
not cheap fellows.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Hell, Yes, several hundred some of them. Mark, What did
you get.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Well, obviously, the chlamyde you need that where you're going syphilis.
The syphilis one really shocked me.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I don't know you could you can you get a
shot for that? Yeah, you can only get the shot
once you already had it, so you get it and
then they give you the shot. I know I was preventative.
I thought it was, you know, sort of to cure
you of the of the ill.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
No, no, you can get you can get a shot.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah right, Okay, isn't syphilis from like the Middle Ages?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
It's still around gorge?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yes, zy playing playing like he doesn't know what and
of course you you go ahead, you're gone. Yeah, right,
so that's colloquially no one is gone.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Yes, And can I tell you it gets?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
How much they cost?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
How much for those three? It's a syphilis, gonerria, chlamydia, Yes, three.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
It should be free. I'm shocked at costs anything. Yeah,
I'm going to go two hundred dollars apart six.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Not too bad.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
They're eight hundred, eight hundred dollars eight hundred bucks, which
is about sort of three quarters of the cost of
our ticket.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Wow, man, can I just you're not getting like the
other vaccines and shots and stuff for when you're in Vietnam,
the ones you probably should get, like rabies for example.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Yeah, I think people get carried away with this stuff.
I just wanted to cover the essential. It's not like
he's going to spend any time with a dog.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
No, But there's monkeys over there.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, look, I hate he's got the sef they're gone.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
And no, but like because if they if they bite you,
you could get rabies and then it costs a fortune
to get the raby shot while you're over to stop.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
It, Keezy, what are the chances of a monkey biting
hood J I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Five percent hippatitis a typhoid, because if they washed the
salad typhoid, it's like it's bad for your tum tum.
And if they washed the salad with water from the
tap and get poos on your food and.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Then you.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Right, yeah, you're not gonna.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Okay, sweet, isn't a big eater.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
No, I'm not a big eater actually, right, And it's
only in the cargol. So I mean, you know, if
we thought.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You were going to Vietnam, you said you're going to Vietnam.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
No in the car did I say Vietnam.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Did I.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Who actually big show with j Mike and Keysy tune
in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Hold Ike, Well, last night, as you probably will be aware,
we had our curry night with our respective partners coming
along too, which is nice.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Wasn't its once a year we do that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Once a year? Is that the first time? There's the
first time that we brought the partners along though, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Is it? We've been to your place? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, and we went out to the comedy night as well.
We should do it more than once a year. Yeah,
we should as well. Yeah, I agree, Yeah, I agree
as well. It was bloody good. It was delicious. Can
I say that it was very good? We got seven curries.
I think people should know popad but a garlic nun
the hoidy j. You're a worried about people buying up
the alcohol?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
When't your mate?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Because it was old Hody Jay's shout because he started
smoking when he said he wouldn't. So the punishment was
here to pay for all of us, including wives, to
go out for a curry night. What was what made
you choose that restaurant?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Well, I think you chose it.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I didn't choose it.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I was.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
In terms of in terms of Indian restaurants, it's slightly
more upmarkets to say, but the meal was very nice.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I was very good. And that's what I thought was interesting,
was that we've been there before. We used to go.
We used to go and we'd go turn about. We
go to different restaurants and we go turn about. I
think last time maybe I recommended Oklcata, but it was
Keasy's turn to pay, and he was horrified by the price,
and you ended up going halves of them, Jase. And
then this time around, now that he knew that you
were paying, he recommended this one for you. And so
(09:29):
we've ended up at the most expensive curry joint. And
I just say, can just one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I was horrified by the place last time, and I
wasn't in a situation where I could actually afford a
dinner like that because my wife had just been made
redundant and all of a sudden, Moogi's picking the most
expensive Indian place.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
So that's why.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
But when we chose, when I chose this restaurant, I
chose it because it's nice, the partners are coming, and
also I fully intended to pay my shit, and we
even tried.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
We tried to pay last night. We tried to go
thirds on.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
It, and.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Howdy j you went having it man.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
No manager went heavy fellows.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Thank you very much, generous, and the audio proved it.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Unfortunately there was there was no getting out of it
for Hoidy j and I was actually horrified when we
got there because Kezy was drinking the water and I.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Was like, CAZy, what are you doing? Mate? And you
know you got to have busies.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Well he was drinking the water because he knew he
was going to try and pay.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
And then as soon as I was like, maybe Jace
might actually pay you in the red wine stuff the show.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
What was the pinots you were getting there? I got
to admit, actually, mind, I don't know how you guys
feel about it. Back in the day, if I was
having a carry, I go bezzies.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yes you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I'm surprised by the ones everyone was on the wines.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Yes they were. But I'll tell you what was very nice.
At the end of it, I went, is that enough?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I I was edge of.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Going I could eat more, but actually was probably a
perfect amount.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Once I got home, I was like, no, I am full.
I'm happy, and you know, with carries you can just
keep going. I'll just dip another nurse and now I
have some more sauces.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Yeah, but you said that you smashed the reburger on
the way home as well. Why you were totally that's right,
you know we should we should do that more partners can.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I just say it was very fun having the seven
curries on off it all right?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
It was really nice.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
There was seven different curries. Everyone was having a bit
of everything. I liked two of them.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Oh wow, really?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
How many did you try?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I tried five I couldn't. I wasn't allowed to try
Pugs and his partners ones down the end of three.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
That was off limits to you. I tried all three
of those, aren't Yeah? I know.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I certainly saw you trying everything. And then the ultra
hot Vindaloo tried that very nice, Yes, was good. And
then there was a seafood one. I don't like seafood,
and so the only ones I really have the saucer
of the dries, yeah, but the only ones I really
could it was the one I ordered, which was a
medium butter chicken. And of course everyone came to me
when I ordered it and then when it came out.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Just everyone orders just the butter chicken. We all like that,
let's just get that.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
No, you're going to have a variety, to have a
pawn Mali for a seur and actually just on that
with because there were three carries down Pug Soun's in
which he'd ordered yeah, and I meant to get some
of that. He literally forked me in my hand. He
was just like shoved his fork in my head. I
was like, whoah, shocking man.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yeah, but no, it's very good.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
And when he went out and party, Tugshon got home
from the curry night after one am, He's ad about
two thirty cook to three yeah agen and he was saying, oh,
got a reburger on the way home.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Pretty crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Played golf with Keyzy today.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Mate. Congratulations man, thanks man.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
And it was really disappointing because I found something out
which I found quite hurtful. Oh yeah, really hurtful in
the fact because we we had to join up with
two other fellows because it was very busy. As on
a day like this, they said we want fools, He's
not not up here. And he was shouting to the
Fellers and he was talking about the fact that the
only reason that he actually plays with me Hoidy j
(13:05):
is because it is because he can claim it.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
As a business expense.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
So he's working theoretically and inverted commas because he's with
me on the show and inverted commas. That way he
can claim back when he does his tax return on
his golf fees.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
One part of Golfer's work is it like you're chatting
about the show.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
For example, whole Thing Entertainment, Whole four text came through
from Old Bogie, Hey, should we do black theme for
the Throbber because it's Black Friday?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
And then I told Jase that and then I started
thinking about a Throbber Hence I am at work and
we were chatting about the show AJS.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
And he didn't actually say that to me. I heard
him telling it to the Fellas and one of the
guys that young Tom said to him, so, you wouldn't
play with Jase if he didn't if you didn't work
with him, and he went ship now and I just went, oh, well,
it's just you know, I mean, we're we're kind of mates.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Have you know we are mate? Have you we're friends?
Have you heard the same friends with benefits?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Oh? Yeah, have you heard that before.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Jason, Well, we've already banged each other the phrase friends
with benefits, Yes, I have. Yes, So we're friends with
tax benefits. So the benefits are I hang out with
you outside of work, and I get a tax break
just like me.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
And you get a friend.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
It just feels to me like you're using me.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
For financial use the back you could you could have
the same game, Jason.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I'm actually a backbone.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
And I don't claim crap like that because most of
the time he's bitching and moaning, he's not working at all.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
So I mean, it's just a fraud.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
You should call I should not knock him out to the.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
I think I should too. A you do that.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I want, of course, Sky and get your Sky movies
canceled that you've beginning for free.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Jeez in the front, both of you.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
You just change the subject, please.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
But anyway, yeah, I was disappointed.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
I was disappointed, you can imagine, because I thought we
were doing it because we're buddies.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Well no, you're not.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Let make se time. I had to have seen behind
Keyzy there. He's got to get something out of it.
He's out there, the two of you hecking around the joint.
What'd you score today?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Both over one hundred played, so both over one hundred,
forty nine and forty seven.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Maulation, you've only had three or four games. You've already
teld up old Kezy there.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Well, he was he's a superior player. But I was solid.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, you were a great man.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
I was solid. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Probably too good for me.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Actually, if it wasn't for the text benefits, probably wouldn't
play with you anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Iking.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
My wife and I instigrated a new, a new sort
of activity in our lives today. My wife doesn't work
on a Wednesday morning, so we've decided to go for
a walk, the Wednesday Walk, the Wednesday morning walk, fellows,
the Wednesday Walk.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Hey there he is told hod j Yeah, he's got
his jog in short time with the slit up the side.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Yeah, and no needing to hold in my massive bullets.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
What's on the walk? New Zealand, Kisi, It's just silly, okay.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
But Anyway, we went for a walk at our local cemetery,
Waiku Meti, which can I just say interesting choice. It
is the biggest cemetery in the Southern Hemisphere, Fellas, It's massive.
But as we were walking along in the beautiful sunshine there,
the discussion turned to what to do with my body
(16:32):
after I'm gone? You have you guys had that conversation
with your partners.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, I tried to my wife was like, wouldn't his
wife take care of that?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
And I was like, Nah, we kind of need to
figure it out.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Well, this is this is one of the things that
you need to sort out, fellas, what to do with
the body after you, you know, you've passed on, And
let's be honest, that could happen very soon for me
after the one hundred meters sort of fall by one
hundred relay. And you know, I'm not sort of in
favor of any of the your conventional ways of getting
rid of the body, i e.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Your cremations, i e. Your burials.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
What I would like, and I've expressed this to my wife,
is to be put on a floating pire and pushed
out to see out to Valhalla, out to Valhalla. And
what I also want is a nice little touch at
the end of it, there for my wife to shoot
the burning arrow to ignite the pire as I float
off into the distance.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Is it a traditional Valhalla esque? You know? Do you
want a traditional one? Because in the tradition your wife
would go with you even though she's still alive.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
I know, well in that case, no, But this is
what I want in terms of, you know, how I
want my body to be, you know, taken care of,
you know, just a sort of thing full of twigs
and things like that, with a little casket, dowst and petrol.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
She has the little arrow.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
But.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Boom, Yeah, because I don't want to be you know,
with cremation, they go where do you want to be put?
Speaker 5 (17:58):
You know, and it's like, actually, I find that a
bit claustrophobic. What the idea that my ashes will be
in one little spot.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Spread spread out on the ocean. I would have thought, well,
you woant to be kept in the enn.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
No, it might be in a paddock or something like that.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
That would be custrophobic for you. A paddock, Yes, it
would be. You know, you're a needy bastard even when
you're dead.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Yeah, what you know, I just.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Ashes.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
I just I just think that, you know, it adds
a bit of romanticism, It adds a bit of drama.
Can you imagine old Hoidy j being pushed out in
Pih there in.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
The trouble with The trouble with that is that your body,
your courts will only be half burned and a washback
up on the shore for kids to pick.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Dol myself, get them to douse me, and I put
some of those little fire burner things in there as well.
There can be like an iggloo of them around my body.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
It's quite hard at Pih to go against the surf
and send it out.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah, you'll have to give it a good shove.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Well, why don't we do it because we don't you know,
that's a traditional Viking long ship sort of thing, right, Yeah,
we don't have those in New Zealand. We can make one,
but we could buy an old like second end Haynes
Hunter or something like an old boat with like a
fifty horse output on the beach.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Don we just do it down at the tempered bars
down here in central Auckland.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
That would work.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
The hot pool, Yeah, we can do that for you man.
We'll just chuck you in there.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Well, it's more for my wife. I mean, I don't
think you guys aren't even invited to.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Be fair to your funeral.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah, well that's ages away though, because you're forty three.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
How are we going to dance on your grave if
you've been buried at sea? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, The hold Aching Big Show with Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
We've had a bit of drama and studio. We've just
we'll released a video on our Instagram account. Yeah, The
Hodecke Big.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Show and.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Keysy's Keysy's freaking out, isn't he Monogi?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Well he is now after your reaction right to the
video that's come out on Haecke Big Show on the
Old the And actually I'm going to put up the reaction.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Did you film there?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I felt I sort of got you when your here down,
but it sort of gives you a fear idea about
how you feel about it. It's a bit of an intro,
isn't it. It's an official video for till on next Tuesdays. Yes,
it's just so get on there and and see what
you're reckon.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
But I have because Jace laughed NonStop for thirty seconds
and then looked at me and said, I'm so glad
I didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah, exactly, that's right.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
It's I'm genuinely worried I'm going to get canceled or
something now.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
And it genuinely is true.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Actually New Zealand to all the listeners out there, easy
as worried he's going to be canceled. Yeah, it's right
because of this particular video on our Instagram account. We've
assured him, haven't we, Mike, that whatever happens, he's on
his own, he's on his own.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, but that is I mean, look, I wouldn't say
it's easy to make you laugh, Jason. You're you're crying
laughing seven minutes and that.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
But I can't tell if it's funny or you're just
laughing at the fact nobody get canceled.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
It's a mix of the You.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Know, I've got to tell the audience. I've been working
with Kezy on his performance because, as you know, min
he's he's a little bit over the top. He's a
bit sort of upstagey, kind of notice me, notice me.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
So I've got I've got.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Him to pull it back and the subtlety of the
performance by Key was actually what I really enjoyed about that.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I know, it was very very good, throws it away
and just a great piece of character acting from Keezy.
But what is it acting?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
You know?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
It is definitely acting because the.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
The interesting thing about it was that you came up
with that.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
That was just something you improvised, that wasn't even in
the script.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
To the worry because you're a filthy animal. Well, our producer.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
The way it works is our producer comes up with
an idea for a video and then says, how I've
got a funny idea, gets us to do stuff, and
then the finished product comes out and you go, oh,
I just canceled myself.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
I don't even realizing, right, Yeah, well he said you
improvised that particular little seat. Hey listen, go on our
Instagram account, go and check it out. Make a comment
and we'll see if Please, if the tide is running
your way as it were, easy, please a positive comment.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Please The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey
The Hodache Big show with toledos all the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
No nasties try it today. Hey, fella's got some breaking news,
little g.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Sure man, this is breaking news, fellas. Someone's gotten in
trouble for importing the old cocaine.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
No, can I just ask a.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Question here, KIZI alright, I barely read the article, but yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Just how breaking is this news?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's two days ago?
Speaker 5 (00:33):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, okay, cool?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Not good for us? Yeah, it's pretty good for us.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Twenty one year old New's theillly man appearing in Sydney
court charged with importing twenty kgs of cocaine into Australia
through Sydney, all of it concealed in his luggage, but
not really concealed, just in there with his clothes with
the shot so twenty kgs twenty two vacuum sealed packages.
He has a maximum sentence that he can be facing
(00:56):
life in prison.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I could be facing life, and that's right. It's a while.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Is it life like twenty five years get out in
ten or is it life?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Life? I mean I always thought life in prison? Was
he there till you die? A life sentence could be
eight years for this or ten years for.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
That so he's obviously gone into this thinking, Look, I'm
not gonna overthink this. I'm just gonna see if I.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Can get through.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'm just gonna put twenty cages of cocaine in my
bag and catch a flight and hope.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
For the best. And this is the thing though, But
this is the thing. It's when you go to the airport,
you've come through international. They pulled some people aside. Ye
have your been? You know? I went over to Magic Round?
How was it? Your good things? All right? You can
go out? Yeah, and then they're like one in ten
or two out of ten or whatever it might be.
Go I we'll go over here and we'll get over
geeze in your luggage. So he's just thinking of himself.
(01:53):
Jeezz olds are pretty good. But the issue is Magic
Rounds in may that.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just on that front. I mean
they go through my luggage every time, and you know.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Why because you've got lighters in there too.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
It happened to me again the last time. If it
was like five lighters in the.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Bag, how was the street value on something? Got that? Keysy?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah, you'd know that kezy, wouldn't you it?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Did they give you a street value. Brother, I'll be
amazed if the street value in that article six point
three million dollars.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
And how many packages did you say?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Twenty two vacuum sealed, So I.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Reckon one of those packages. You'd suck up that snares
and quick smart time, Keezy, Hey.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Good stuff, Jason. We were discussing it off here.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
The key to actually getting through the border was something
illicit on your person. So if you had, you know,
one of those, you put it. Huh, I know where
you'd put it?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Where? Man, here's the see it up your honker?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Ah yeaheah, yeah, I only fit the one though you
could fit. But the way you'd have to behave you're
you guys reckon because you guys did some drug muling
back in the day. You guys reckon that you just
have to be loud and confident and yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
And you're always pretty confident with a couple of grams
of vault. Charlie up your honk, you know, yeah, h
you're nous and Charlie in your backside.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
You've done it because he's a thing. Keezy absolutely is
that he's a mad bust.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
You know, they're looking for people that are trying to
go under the radar, right, So just sort.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Of just looking for a very nervous sweat shift.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
If you go in there and you're bit chattery, you're
a bit s, you get and all that sort of
stuff I go. I mean, they're obviously not smuggling drugs
because they're getting a lot of attention.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
What if you like acted like you were so hungover
in fact, the night before you just had a massive session,
so that you're literally going through the chat and you're
just like, oh my god, I'm so hungover.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I just need to get through. That's not good either,
because they might think that the one of the condoms
is burst open and your bow. That's another way that
you smuggle at Keyzy. You fill out some rubbid Joey's
with cocaine there and then you swallow them. You're going
to suck them down into your stomach, into your something there.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
You.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, I always reckon double bagging. I recommend double bagging
because you don't want to boost in there.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yeah. Well, funnily now back in the day, because I've
got a really high gag reflex.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
So like you've got a very sensitive wondering Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Like anything coming down my throat like that. Yeah, so
i'd have to go the other end obviously.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, some things you respond well to. You've got no
gig flicks whatsoever them in there.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I think I've got about forty two kg at one
point of what cocaine? Ah?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, okay, cool, sweet, just chicken, just because I reckon
you crack under pressure though, kizy.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, I reckon you'd freak out.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah, Feller's come on, now you would why we do
it as an improv. Then I'll show you. I'll show you,
I'll show you. I'll show you. It's going to Crack
under Pressure.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
So anyway you're saying that you're going to Vietnam on.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
I'm going to Vietnam with my girls? Just one question? Yes,
when's that? That's in about not long away actually three weeks. Yeah, man,
so that's going to be awesome. But I tell you what,
I was brought down to earth today. I had to
go and get my shots. You know, your overseas shots
were when you're traveling in various locations. Boy oh boy,
(05:25):
not cheap fellows.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Hell, Yes, several hundred some of them. Mark, What did
you get.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Well, obviously, the chlamyde you need that where you're going syphilis.
The syphilis one really shocked me.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I don't know you could you can you get a
shot for that? Yeah, you can only get the shot
once you already had it, so you get it and
then they give you the shot. I know I was preventative.
I thought it was, you know, sort of to cure
you of the of the ill.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
No, no, you can get you can get a shot.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah right, Okay, isn't syphilis from like the Middle Ages?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
It's still around gorge?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yes, zy playing playing like he doesn't know what and
of course you you go ahead, you're gone. Yeah, right,
so that's colloquially no one is gone.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Yes, And can I tell you it gets?
Speaker 4 (06:25):
How much they cost?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
How much for those three? It's a syphilis, gonerria, chlamydia, Yes, three.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
It should be free. I'm shocked at costs anything. Yeah,
I'm going to go two hundred dollars apart six.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Not too bad.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
They're eight hundred, eight hundred dollars eight hundred bucks, which
is about sort of three quarters of the cost of
our ticket.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Wow, man, can I just you're not getting like the
other vaccines and shots and stuff for when you're in Vietnam,
the ones you probably should get, like rabies for example.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Yeah, I think people get carried away with this stuff.
I just wanted to cover the essential. It's not like
he's going to spend any time with a dog.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
No, But there's monkeys over there.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, look, I hate he's got the sef they're gone.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
And no, but like because if they if they bite you,
you could get rabies and then it costs a fortune
to get the raby shot while you're over to stop.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
It, Keezy, what are the chances of a monkey biting
hood J I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Five percent hippatitis a typhoid, because if they washed the
salad typhoid, it's like it's bad for your tum tum.
And if they washed the salad with water from the
tap and get poos on your food and.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Then you.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Right, yeah, you're not gonna.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Okay, sweet, isn't a big eater.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
No, I'm not a big eater actually, right, And it's
only in the cargol. So I mean, you know, if
we thought.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You were going to Vietnam, you said you're going to Vietnam.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
No in the car did I say Vietnam.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Did I.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Who actually big show with j Mike and Keysy tune
in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Hold Ike, Well, last night, as you probably will be aware,
we had our curry night with our respective partners coming
along too, which is nice.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Wasn't its once a year we do that? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Once a year? Is that the first time? There's the
first time that we brought the partners along though, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Is it? We've been to your place? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, and we went out to the comedy night as well.
We should do it more than once a year. Yeah,
we should as well. Yeah, I agree, Yeah, I agree
as well. It was bloody good. It was delicious. Can
I say that it was very good? We got seven curries.
I think people should know popad but a garlic nun
the hoidy j. You're a worried about people buying up
the alcohol?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
When't your mate?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Because it was old Hody Jay's shout because he started
smoking when he said he wouldn't. So the punishment was
here to pay for all of us, including wives, to
go out for a curry night. What was what made
you choose that restaurant?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Well, I think you chose it.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I didn't choose it.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I was.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
In terms of in terms of Indian restaurants, it's slightly
more upmarkets to say, but the meal was very nice.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I was very good. And that's what I thought was interesting,
was that we've been there before. We used to go.
We used to go and we'd go turn about. We
go to different restaurants and we go turn about. I
think last time maybe I recommended Oklcata, but it was
Keasy's turn to pay, and he was horrified by the price,
and you ended up going halves of them, Jase. And
then this time around, now that he knew that you
were paying, he recommended this one for you. And so
(09:29):
we've ended up at the most expensive curry joint. And
I just say, can just one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I was horrified by the place last time, and I
wasn't in a situation where I could actually afford a
dinner like that because my wife had just been made
redundant and all of a sudden, Moogi's picking the most
expensive Indian place.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
So that's why.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
But when we chose, when I chose this restaurant, I
chose it because it's nice, the partners are coming, and
also I fully intended to pay my shit, and we
even tried.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
We tried to pay last night. We tried to go
thirds on.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
It, and.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Howdy j you went having it man.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
No manager went heavy fellows.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Thank you very much, generous, and the audio proved it.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Unfortunately there was there was no getting out of it
for Hoidy j and I was actually horrified when we
got there because Kezy was drinking the water and I.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Was like, CAZy, what are you doing? Mate? And you
know you got to have busies.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Well he was drinking the water because he knew he
was going to try and pay.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
And then as soon as I was like, maybe Jace
might actually pay you in the red wine stuff the show.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
What was the pinots you were getting there? I got
to admit, actually, mind, I don't know how you guys
feel about it. Back in the day, if I was
having a carry, I go bezzies.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yes you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I'm surprised by the ones everyone was on the wines.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Yes they were. But I'll tell you what was very nice.
At the end of it, I went, is that enough?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I I was edge of.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Going I could eat more, but actually was probably a
perfect amount.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Once I got home, I was like, no, I am full.
I'm happy, and you know, with carries you can just
keep going. I'll just dip another nurse and now I
have some more sauces.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Yeah, but you said that you smashed the reburger on
the way home as well. Why you were totally that's right,
you know we should we should do that more partners can.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I just say it was very fun having the seven
curries on off it all right?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
It was really nice.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
There was seven different curries. Everyone was having a bit
of everything. I liked two of them.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Oh wow, really?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
How many did you try?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I tried five I couldn't. I wasn't allowed to try
Pugs and his partners ones down the end of three.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
That was off limits to you. I tried all three
of those, aren't Yeah? I know.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I certainly saw you trying everything. And then the ultra
hot Vindaloo tried that very nice, Yes, was good. And
then there was a seafood one. I don't like seafood,
and so the only ones I really have the saucer
of the dries, yeah, but the only ones I really
could it was the one I ordered, which was a
medium butter chicken. And of course everyone came to me
when I ordered it and then when it came out.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Just everyone orders just the butter chicken. We all like that,
let's just get that.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
No, you're going to have a variety, to have a
pawn Mali for a seur and actually just on that
with because there were three carries down Pug Soun's in
which he'd ordered yeah, and I meant to get some
of that. He literally forked me in my hand. He
was just like shoved his fork in my head. I
was like, whoah, shocking man.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yeah, but no, it's very good.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
And when he went out and party, Tugshon got home
from the curry night after one am, He's ad about
two thirty cook to three yeah agen and he was saying, oh,
got a reburger on the way home.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Pretty crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Played golf with Keyzy today.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Mate. Congratulations man, thanks man.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
And it was really disappointing because I found something out
which I found quite hurtful. Oh yeah, really hurtful in
the fact because we we had to join up with
two other fellows because it was very busy. As on
a day like this, they said we want fools, He's
not not up here. And he was shouting to the
Fellers and he was talking about the fact that the
only reason that he actually plays with me Hoidy j
(13:05):
is because it is because he can claim it.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
As a business expense.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
So he's working theoretically and inverted commas because he's with
me on the show and inverted commas. That way he
can claim back when he does his tax return on
his golf fees.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
One part of Golfer's work is it like you're chatting
about the show.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
For example, whole Thing Entertainment, Whole four text came through
from Old Bogie, Hey, should we do black theme for
the Throbber because it's Black Friday?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
And then I told Jase that and then I started
thinking about a Throbber Hence I am at work and
we were chatting about the show AJS.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
And he didn't actually say that to me. I heard
him telling it to the Fellas and one of the
guys that young Tom said to him, so, you wouldn't
play with Jase if he didn't if you didn't work
with him, and he went ship now and I just went, oh, well,
it's just you know, I mean, we're we're kind of mates.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Have you know we are mate? Have you we're friends?
Have you heard the same friends with benefits?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Oh? Yeah, have you heard that before.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Jason, Well, we've already banged each other the phrase friends
with benefits, Yes, I have. Yes, So we're friends with
tax benefits. So the benefits are I hang out with
you outside of work, and I get a tax break
just like me.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
And you get a friend.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
It just feels to me like you're using me.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
For financial use the back you could you could have
the same game, Jason.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I'm actually a backbone.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
And I don't claim crap like that because most of
the time he's bitching and moaning, he's not working at all.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
So I mean, it's just a fraud.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
You should call I should not knock him out to the.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
I think I should too. A you do that.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I want, of course, Sky and get your Sky movies
canceled that you've beginning for free.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Jeez in the front, both of you.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
You just change the subject, please.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
But anyway, yeah, I was disappointed.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
I was disappointed, you can imagine, because I thought we
were doing it because we're buddies.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Well no, you're not.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Let make se time. I had to have seen behind
Keyzy there. He's got to get something out of it.
He's out there, the two of you hecking around the joint.
What'd you score today?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Both over one hundred played, so both over one hundred,
forty nine and forty seven.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Maulation, you've only had three or four games. You've already
teld up old Kezy there.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Well, he was he's a superior player. But I was solid.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, you were a great man.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
I was solid. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Probably too good for me.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Actually, if it wasn't for the text benefits, probably wouldn't
play with you anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Iking.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
My wife and I instigrated a new, a new sort
of activity in our lives today. My wife doesn't work
on a Wednesday morning, so we've decided to go for
a walk, the Wednesday Walk, the Wednesday morning walk, fellows,
the Wednesday Walk.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Hey there he is told hod j Yeah, he's got
his jog in short time with the slit up the side.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Yeah, and no needing to hold in my massive bullets.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
What's on the walk? New Zealand, Kisi, It's just silly, okay.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
But Anyway, we went for a walk at our local cemetery,
Waiku Meti, which can I just say interesting choice. It
is the biggest cemetery in the Southern Hemisphere, Fellas, It's massive.
But as we were walking along in the beautiful sunshine there,
the discussion turned to what to do with my body
(16:32):
after I'm gone? You have you guys had that conversation
with your partners.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, I tried to my wife was like, wouldn't his
wife take care of that?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
And I was like, Nah, we kind of need to
figure it out.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Well, this is this is one of the things that
you need to sort out, fellas, what to do with
the body after you, you know, you've passed on, And
let's be honest, that could happen very soon for me
after the one hundred meters sort of fall by one
hundred relay. And you know, I'm not sort of in
favor of any of the your conventional ways of getting
rid of the body, i e.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Your cremations, i e. Your burials.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
What I would like, and I've expressed this to my wife,
is to be put on a floating pire and pushed
out to see out to Valhalla, out to Valhalla. And
what I also want is a nice little touch at
the end of it, there for my wife to shoot
the burning arrow to ignite the pire as I float
off into the distance.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Is it a traditional Valhalla esque? You know? Do you
want a traditional one? Because in the tradition your wife
would go with you even though she's still alive.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
I know, well in that case, no, But this is
what I want in terms of, you know, how I
want my body to be, you know, taken care of,
you know, just a sort of thing full of twigs
and things like that, with a little casket, dowst and petrol.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
She has the little arrow.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
But.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Boom, Yeah, because I don't want to be you know,
with cremation, they go where do you want to be put?
Speaker 5 (17:58):
You know, and it's like, actually, I find that a
bit claustrophobic. What the idea that my ashes will be
in one little spot.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Spread spread out on the ocean. I would have thought, well,
you woant to be kept in the enn.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
No, it might be in a paddock or something like that.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
That would be custrophobic for you. A paddock, Yes, it
would be. You know, you're a needy bastard even when
you're dead.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Yeah, what you know, I just.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Ashes.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
I just I just think that, you know, it adds
a bit of romanticism, It adds a bit of drama.
Can you imagine old Hoidy j being pushed out in
Pih there in.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
The trouble with The trouble with that is that your body,
your courts will only be half burned and a washback
up on the shore for kids to pick.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Dol myself, get them to douse me, and I put
some of those little fire burner things in there as well.
There can be like an iggloo of them around my body.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
It's quite hard at Pih to go against the surf
and send it out.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah, you'll have to give it a good shove.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Well, why don't we do it because we don't you know,
that's a traditional Viking long ship sort of thing, right, Yeah,
we don't have those in New Zealand. We can make one,
but we could buy an old like second end Haynes
Hunter or something like an old boat with like a
fifty horse output on the beach.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Don we just do it down at the tempered bars
down here in central Auckland.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
That would work.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
The hot pool, Yeah, we can do that for you man.
We'll just chuck you in there.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Well, it's more for my wife. I mean, I don't
think you guys aren't even invited to.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Be fair to your funeral.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah, well that's ages away though, because you're forty three.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
How are we going to dance on your grave if
you've been buried at sea? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, The hold Aching Big Show with Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
We've had a bit of drama and studio. We've just
we'll released a video on our Instagram account. Yeah, The
Hodecke Big.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Show and.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Keysy's Keysy's freaking out, isn't he Monogi?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Well he is now after your reaction right to the
video that's come out on Haecke Big Show on the
Old the And actually I'm going to put up the reaction.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Did you film there?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I felt I sort of got you when your here down,
but it sort of gives you a fear idea about
how you feel about it. It's a bit of an intro,
isn't it. It's an official video for till on next Tuesdays. Yes,
it's just so get on there and and see what
you're reckon.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
But I have because Jace laughed NonStop for thirty seconds
and then looked at me and said, I'm so glad
I didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah, exactly, that's right.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
It's I'm genuinely worried I'm going to get canceled or
something now.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
And it genuinely is true.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Actually New Zealand to all the listeners out there, easy
as worried he's going to be canceled. Yeah, it's right
because of this particular video on our Instagram account. We've
assured him, haven't we, Mike, that whatever happens, he's on
his own, he's on his own.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Yeah, but that is I mean, look, I wouldn't say
it's easy to make you laugh, Jason. You're you're crying
laughing seven minutes and that.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
But I can't tell if it's funny or you're just
laughing at the fact nobody get canceled.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
It's a mix of the You.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Know, I've got to tell the audience. I've been working
with Kezy on his performance because, as you know, min
he's he's a little bit over the top. He's a
bit sort of upstagey, kind of notice me, notice me.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
So I've got I've got.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Him to pull it back and the subtlety of the
performance by Key was actually what I really enjoyed about that.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I know, it was very very good, throws it away
and just a great piece of character acting from Keezy.
But what is it acting?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
You know?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
It is definitely acting because the.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
The interesting thing about it was that you came up
with that.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
That was just something you improvised, that wasn't even in
the script.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
To the worry because you're a filthy animal. Well, our producer.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
The way it works is our producer comes up with
an idea for a video and then says, how I've
got a funny idea, gets us to do stuff, and
then the finished product comes out and you go, oh,
I just canceled myself.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
I don't even realizing, right, Yeah, well he said you
improvised that particular little seat. Hey listen, go on our
Instagram account, go and check it out. Make a comment
and we'll see if Please, if the tide is running
your way as it were, easy, please a positive comment.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Please The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey
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