May 22, 2026 • 31 mins
The fellas are on leave for the week, so enjoy a mixed bag of bits hand-plucked by Producer Pugs. We'll see you backbones on full on Monday, May 25th!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Hotachey Big Show with toledos, all the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
No nasties. Try it today Black Friday? Yes or no,
I'll give you my thoughts. Can we have an I've
had enough of the American bullshit. Can we just stop
all this nonsense Black Friday. I don't even know what
Black Friday is. All I know is that bloody retail
stores try and rip you to pieces, try and get
all your cash, and name it Black Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
All right, that's how idea.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
You don't like Black Friday?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
No, I don't like Black Friday.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Seems a little bit. Yeah, she'll play the racism alarm. Yeah,
not sure if it is racist, but just in case,
jas Man, what's your problem, brother, I.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Don't want you know, the Halloweens all that sort of
carry on, the Black Fridays. It's just an opportunity for
our company to make money off us.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
But the thing with black my wife loves them.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
By the way, She's going to be shopping a.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Weekend firstly, my wife. Secondly, everything's on special on Black Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Bullshit it is. They say it's on special.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
They say it's on special, don't they, Jason, Yeah they do, man,
But it's not and then I saw I saw a
study on this, and by a study, I mean a
something on instagramme. It was a meme and something about
eighty percent of the stuff brought on a Black Friday
goes into your landfills your oceans, your dolphins, mouths, that
sort of thing, and it is just crap. Because it's
(01:22):
on sale, you think you need to buy it. But
if it wasn't a Black Friday, you wouldn't go out
and buy anything, would You're not getting any deals. You're
being suckered. No, if you're going out there and you're
buying stuff for everyone out there, listen to this. If
you're buying stuff today, you're sucker. Soucker.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
We'll hang on because I bought quite a lot of
stuff today.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You are.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I'm just going to play this just because I felt
like there was racist. I'm not sure if it was
or not. But the reason you do your black you
do your Black Friday sales is you buy all your
Christmas presents on Black Friday. So you're right, No, Jase,
I know you're like giving your kids and stuff presents
because you're not very You're a generous man. But what
we do as we write a note like, Mum, what
does she want for Christmas?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Or what does she need? This?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
This down one hundred percent little insulated water bottle. And
then yeah, on Black Friday, you go through your list
and you buy them all because they're all on special.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
They say they're on they special. And this is the
other thing that gets deep inside my g they go
Black Friday that it seems into set the Sunday.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You know, so.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Three day weekend, One Black Friday is enough for me,
thanks very much.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I only need two more Black sat Day and Sundays.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You're spending Valentine's Day at Jason's Batch tonight.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Can I just clarify something from the get go?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Here's not my batch, It's yeah, it's your batch.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah. How are you feeling about that? Pug Son?
Speaker 6 (02:57):
I am over the moon excited and I'm very grateful
that you've given me the opportunity to go again.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It's not me, it's my father in law, but I'll
pass it on to listen. I just wanted to sort
of sit sit down a few rules for when you
go there. Obviously, certain things that need to happen. My
wife has drawn you out all the has written out
all the instructions and what to do.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
She's drawn a beautiful map to fellows.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
It's immaculate.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Now, first and foremost, lights out at seven o'clock.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
We'll hang on the show so he won't even ben
left here yet.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, so when you get there, don't you.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
And why is there is that for like to not
disturb local wildlife?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Wildlife and also the local residents there.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
It's complete blackout after seven apart from the sun.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
That's right, because you're a candle going.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, but actually just on that light, no candles.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
There's a lot of water around. Could I do a
little jas.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Because you know they're the sort of things you forget
and then boom, the whole thing's burnt down.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Can can you use the torch on his phone in
an emergency?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Sure? Now, there's two areas.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You're going to sleep in the sleepout or in the
main the main body.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Well, when we.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Went last time, we slept in the sleepout. We're to
switch it up and go in the main area.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
There's two double beds. You've got like a little house
here with a kitchen stuff double bed and then another
sleep out with a double bed and on suite main house.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
So it would be assuming Joe's the rules around that
is because you'll be going out with your partner, yes,
but separate beds.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh absolutely absolutely because you're not.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Married, are you? Ah not yet?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
His way would be now and absolutely.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Can I just say, I needly forgot this when you
get there, Could you do a steamer in both toilets
because it's a worm it's a worm sewage system, right okay,
and they haven't been feed for ages those bases, they'll
be starving. So if you can take a dump in
each toilet.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
So I need to do one in both the same
dump you one on one.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
You no go to make sure because the worms do
need to be fair because if they die. Yeah, yeah,
you got to shovel it.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That's a nightmare you literally And when I say toilets,
it's like a bucket that's just in the corner of
each each bathroom.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Yeah, nice bucket, like a really nice one. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Can I just say too, just on that front the
oven and so forth, that's not working at the moment, but.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
The barbecue is.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And if you could pick up a gas bottle on
the way, you'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Like refly the existing one or pick up a brand new.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
No, you'll have to pick up a brand new one
because we don't have one down there at the moment.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Is it somewhere close by to do that or you'll
find it.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Also, like my wife and I were there last and
we forgot to take the rubbish. So if you could
just get rid of the rubbish, because it'll be a
bit stinky when you get in there, Can.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I just take it with my rubbish at the end,
or well.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You'll need to put it out because it'll reek by
the time you get in.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Where did you leave it? Just in the kitchen, just
sitting in the middle of the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, cottage cheese and a sort of stuff in it.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
So also, I just it's good to let you know
because I know what you're like, that there are cameras
in every room, So just just just tone back the
what even the bathroom, Yes, just toned down the bathroom.
The pugsan sort of normal action that you'd get get
up to over.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
The week, Jason. Why there are the cameras there for security.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Absolutely, but also I want you to be reassured that
my wife and I will be watching you, so you're
not going to be alone.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
If you get in any.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Trouble in that case, you should probably leave the lights on.
I actually do leave the life. It's on you two
when I there the whole time, and just on that.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Actually, you guys need to going to be in the
sleep out there because my wife and I will be
in the main, the main sort of force.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
And that's great.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
The whole aching Big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on Radio Hodaky.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Over the weekend, I went to get me yelled COVID
booster shot. You er about that, Kezy covid? What's that?
Full on?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Man?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Is that you?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
What?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yeah? Give it a Google You'll be shocked. And I
got my flu jab as well.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Oh good on you mate.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
The COVID shot was free, right, and the flu shot
was thirty five dollars. Hell of a line down there.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Hell of a que though, busy is yeah, I can imagine.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
So I stole like heaps of like hand moisturizes and
creams and that lovely creams, and that they never they
never keep it an eye on you because they think
sort of an older gentleman like me with the old
Sultan Pepper in his hair. Yes, it had my daughter
with me. Nothing to worry about, wrong, Yeah, she's just
a good cover real Yeah, amazing. How many bars of
soap you're going to fit up your top?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, a little backpack on her and put it all
on there.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
You can do whatever you want with your own kids,
just on the booster shot.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
That's a good thing to do, by the way, mate.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Of course I had eighteen shots, so I'm boosted still.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Just go easy.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Well, I had a bit of an issue actually when
I was down there seeing the old doctor. Yes, and
that was that. You know, I've been on this workout
regime lately. He's been out for four weeks now. It's
going quite good.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
And he was trying to put the old needle in
my arm and it just keeps bending, the bastard.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Right. And he said to me, he says to me,
he says, have you been working out?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
And have you been working out? I said, well, actually
I have yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I talked to him
for about an hour about everything I've been up to
on that, and he said, I'm actually going to have
to fight a bigger needle, right, because you are just
because he went through eighteen and the in just trying
to get through. Nothing didn't even pierce the skin.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
It's like trying to inject concrete, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
That's right when I rode deal, I rode bit with
you the other day, Magi. Yeah, and you know I
did the koala be there riding bitch with you on
the bike there. It was like seriously keasy. It was
like holding a cement block. He was so hard, that's right.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yeah, it was like spooning with Michelangelo's David, Yes, only
with a bigger piece. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Doesn't he have like a cabbage leaf David? Whereas piece
used to be.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
It is a tiny piece? Yea cool? Cool?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Well, no mate, button mash.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Yeah, managed to get through there in the end. He
had to go into my jugular, right yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Yeah, so yeah, just be careful and anybody out there
that's been doing heaps of tinboshing like you jas, because
I thought about you immediately. I thought, well, geez, Jase
is going to have the same problem as me. Yeah,
without a doubt.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
I just see, is a bit weird that a doctor couldn't.
I know that you're pretty baff at the moment. You're
looking grouse and you're a rogue stallion or that you're
a huge backbone. But I feel like a doctor would
still be able to inject. You're sure it was a
real doctor, Yes, right.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
The only the only weird thing I find about it
because I could I can totally see that happening. All
of my injections earned the ass that I.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Say, you got.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Them. Yeah, So generally they try and get into a muscle.
That good luck.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Now for me, it's always the ass or the testies. Yeah, well, yeah,
it's the same problem.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Well, you can't get in trying to get in there. Yeah,
that's some of the that's some of the.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Little boulders of rock.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
That's pretty pretty smooth skin to be trying to get
into with the old needle. You should be all right.
They're actually keezy.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Oh yeah, wow, I mean I'm looking at Keyzy's chicken
wing arms there.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
And actually the doctors need to tell you he's got
a couple of tickets for you for the next home game.
Oh great, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Why was he hang on, what was he wearing? Worries
Josey the Doctor?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, the whole archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kisy fellas.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Just quickly, I need to ask you guys a favor.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Sure man, far away? Anything for you men?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
You know that I've learned something pretty disturbing about my wife.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
No, I know, she's a shocker. I don't want to
have to be the one to tell.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
You, do we really want to talk about this on
a heir though, You know what I mean, because I've
learned some pretty disturbing things about it.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Too, But far away, it's best to have this stuff
out in the open.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah, well this this particular thing, I mean, what are
you talking about? Well another time, Okay, this particular.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
It'll be the same thing. There's no way it could
be something else.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
No, this is to do with on air. That's why
I brought it up. On thought it was more online. Okay, yep,
on not. What's are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Nothing?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
So, she has recently decided to stop playing netball. She
used to play it all the time, training all the time,
you know, doing it, sprints up and down the court,
and you know, playing top level neitball.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
That's cool because she likes to stay in shape.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
She does like to stand in shape. Jase, a bit
of shape than I am, that's for sure. And you're
a great show.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Thanks man.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Well, she's now started to go to the gym a
lot more. Oh yeah, right, Like so we're talking six
days a week.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
That's sort of starle around about it. Times she ran
to that woman in the changing Yeah, is this.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Going to be threesome check keys.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
No, it's not three some chat for that pack. That's
such an old Okay, I wish it was three someome chats.
So she's now going six times. Before she was going
like maybe three times a week, but then mixing it
up with netball stuff. Now it's just the gym. And
as a result of that, she has said to me,
I've read out of podcasts to listen to, so I've
started listening to your one, the Big Show. Oh so
(13:01):
she listens to our Gaming one, No, not the Gaming
One and extremely casual gamers.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
She has started listening to our show every single day
and it's now pulling me up on stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Is that because you can't get enough Kezy?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Well, i'd like to think that, but she goes, oh wow,
I didn't realize how much you talk about me, and
so what I need from you guys is just a
bit of an agreement that moving forward, will just be
conscious of the fact that Kezy's wife is listening. Yes,
it will just sort of, you know, tidy things up
a wee bit.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
The thing about Liz, I feel like the podcast is
our safe place. Yes, that's where we can be ourselves.
And obviously that's where you feel like you can be yourself.
Hence why you're always dragging your missus. So it's a
matter of it's not so much a matter of us tired.
And I mean, I don't know what goes on at
your house outside of all of the things that you
(13:54):
tell us, which.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I don't think tells me and our nightly phone calls.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
But I don't think that that bad is the thing.
Did you have any examples of what stuff she wants
you to tidy out? No, she doesn't want me to
tidy you anything.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I'm just saying, Fellers, now that she's listening, we just
not make you know, jokes about oh, Cazey's missus has
got something going on online.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
It's funny because I'm comforted by the fact that my
wife would never listen to a podcast.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
I'm in.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah, has no interest.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
What I know.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
And I remember the days when I was like you
where I could just bag my missus on the ear
and not worry about how you do. But I'm just
at a point now where I can't sure. So for
the next week. While I won't be like Hoidy j
just firing off at the herb about the wife.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I would be more concerned, right, Yeah, but the fact
that she's going to the gym six nights a week.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
So little inverted commas on that she is.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Man.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
But you've got the tracking device on it.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
A lot of good looking fellows at the gym.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
And you know when you went to the gym for
two weeks, Keezy, you were talking about all the guys
heading on all the women there and how.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
It stusted you.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
And that's right.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
You know, your wife's an attractive woman, she's in shape.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
This is weird you got to start going to the gyms.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I'd be more concerned about that.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Actually, other you know, Mike and I are very respectful
of her and our chats as long.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
As you're not talking about her cake. By that, I
mean her the cake that she baked three years ago.
All I'm saying, fellas, is just going to be keeping
in mind and just think all we can.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Do is do abs exactly and sometimes you know what
it's like when you're just chatting away therese stuff comes out,
and the problem is it's like that swearing thing that
you bag it up yesterday, Jose.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
You know, you get people, you get somebody telling you
not to do something, all of a sudden you're doing it.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, it's in my head now, Okay, well it's totally
in my head right.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Well, my pot when we do.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
The podcast, it's going to be all already thinking about
his Keyzy's wife.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
But what are you gonna say about I don't know. Okay, cheers, fellows.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
This has been really helpful.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
The Whole King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Hold Iky pitch.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Chat with Jason Mike.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, it's actually quite a apprecient kind of situation, the
old pitchet, because I've got a bit of an issue.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
With my dog.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Oh yeah, with your lead advice. Oh no, Ma, you know,
I've taken it into my own hands. I found out
the cost of the operation.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I went back of that.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, I've got some tools that I can use there
whip it off.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
A lot of ticks coming in on three four eight
three Questions with pet advice needed, and don't forget every
text that comes through and goes in the draw for
b K question of one, hey, fellas, how do I
get my dog to stop dragging his bullous along the ground.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Well, first and foremost, it's not as bullos, that's his perenium.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
What's switches as.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
You know, it's kind of the space between the bullos
and the nurse a right, yeah, yeah, and I do
that all the time.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Nothing wrong with that is my experience.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
It's you know, when my dog does, it's because it's
got worms, right, and they get particularly itchy because they
come out for a geeze every now and again. They
have a little.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Actually just on that front if you if you want
to find out, you get the old torchlight. Yeah, and
they have I'm squiggling out there.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
You just over weeks shine a light now pops like
a bit of magic there. So that what will help
with that is a bit of worm treatment. That can
be expensive, so flag it.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
But having said that, it does feel good. You know
what actually if you go on the couch.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
That Cavary Brimworth carpet, yes you get that along the r.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
What I really like is a doormat at the front
of my house because.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
You brushes, you know, for cleaning out your nails. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
stiff bristles on those bad good a fellas.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
My cat won't keep his poos in the little box.
He runs out straight away afterwards and does zoomies and
it goes flying everywhere.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Does zoomies please help? What is a zoomie?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I think a zoomi is that the defecation has already
been half projected out and they think they're finished and
they just sort of zip out and as they're running around,
the tube escapes.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Yeah, so what do you do there?
Speaker 5 (18:49):
I have not heard of that when you got in
the experience with that.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Oh no, not really just outside cat.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Outside cat right, Actually, speaking of good a fellas, my
cat was hit by a car last night and appears
to be off as food and isn't moving as he
normally would.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Any advice, Yeah, it's dead. Yeah, it's dead. That's how
you can tell with a cat. If it's not moving
and not eating, it's dead. Yeah, good a fowlers.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
My cat keeps shredding toilet rolls and I'm struggling to
put food on the table now because I'm spending so
much on bog roll.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
What do I do?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I steal mine from work the bog roll?
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well wouldn't you Whenever I go to McDonald's,
I get toilet paper. Whenever I'm at any kind of
takeaway joint, right, I'll get myself the toilet paper. I'll
get myself the tomato sauce, the salts, the peppers, straws,
and it can even have too many straws effect. Our
napkins are generally in better neck there than the old
(19:42):
toilet paper, to be fair.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
So you still wouldn't you just teach your cat not
to do it?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
You can't teach your cat and the cats don't listen
to your mate.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Right, Okay, I'm speaking honestly.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
I tried to herd cats.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
No, of course not. Yeah, actually that could be a
good saying.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah, write that down, won't you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Well, ah, get a guys. My bantam cock is shitting
feathers and it's starting to dribble. What's happening?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
What's happening with what.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Is sitting feathers and starting to dribble?
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Oh well, it could be getting old. That sounds like
an age thing. Often you find it. You remember a
cocky by cocker teal Yes, and it was highly stressed
out and so that started losing all its feathers until
it was as bald as a badger. It was a
completely nude cocker teal right. God, it looked funny though
it was.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, that's got a sort of that's got a kind
of crock pot feel about it.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Yeah, right. Often the easiest way to solve a problem
is to kill it. It's only a chicken, you know
what I mean. And when I say only a chicken,
I mean it's only a chicken.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
And I've been taught how to do that very quickly
and effectively.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Swirly, swirly. Can I leave it at that?
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (20:54):
If you put it in the crock pot, well you
want to kill it? Doesn't become the cockpot?
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Oh god.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Aki.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
We're talking Keyzy's wife's weird hobby.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
No, we're just talking weird hobby. I don't want to
her to feel bad about Hibby.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Look, it's great. I'm all for it.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
And just to recap what it is, she likes plane spotting,
not full blown plane spotting, like go park up at
the airport and watch planes land. But she loves to
when a plane's flying over here, go oh that's an
M three whatever, and then guess where it's going to,
where it's come from.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
And then we'll check the app and then we go. Ah,
you were corrected as from Melbourne. So good man, thanks.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
To Angus from Westport House Life your mad bastard. Yeah
goodt good Yeah. What's your weird hobby?
Speaker 8 (21:42):
I like taking other people's noses?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Bro oh right, picking other people's noses?
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Did you say, yeah, oh yeah, right it Yeah, well
no I cleeked it right.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
So do you have any notable people's bogies on your
collection or what?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Ah? It's a small town, mates, so I've basically got everyone.
Actually yeah, cool.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Right, everyone with for good stuff?
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Mate? You they go a fifty dollars night. Definitely against
some antiseptic for your fingers.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
There you're sick, but we can't yuck other people's youms
Monogi who says, wait, you're right. Actually I don't know
who says that.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Because we can.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Speaking of weird hobbies, I mean I don't have it
if it qualifies as a weird hobby. But you know
you love your trains, your model trains, Mogi.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
I do. I do love my model trains, but I
think I think for it to be weird, there has
to be like like, nobody is really doing it. It's
really niche like your keys is missus, Well.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
You're wear the weird conductors hat and stuff.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
It's not weird, though, is it? Because it's unique to conductors.
So it's a hat that conductors were, so it's not weird.
It's what they wear.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Jason, I feel like you're really having to go at
people for having these hobbies. I'm all about acceptance.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Oh look, I told you about my duck plate hobby.
I'm not one to judge.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Man, your wife likes duck plates, which is by the way,
for those just joining our plates with little ducks painted
on them. But Mogi, genuinely you have your model train run.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
I do so. How much line are you running in there?
Train line? It's probably three and a half cane now,
and that's all in the size of just your normal
sort of what it was my daughter's bedroom, but she's
out on the couch now. We've got to fold out
couch in the lounge, so she's in there fair enough.
And what I've done is so I've got it in
her bedroom and then I've knocked a I've knocked a
(23:29):
hole in the wall, the wall that separates our bedroom
in her bedroom.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Sure.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
So the train now has got a tunnel, yeah, I do.
Goes through the tunnel and then into our room and
sort of goes so when you're lying in bed, well,
when we're lying in bed, I can look up and
it's got the train goes all the way around the
top of the eaves. I guess you call it up
there by the ciling there and then back out, so
it sort of does the route right the way around
(23:55):
the house. It takes seven and a half minutes to
do the full all the full house here. That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
See, that's cool.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
So there's a difference between weird and the things that
losers do and cool shit.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Yeah, like for example, someone here on three for three
I buy and flip sports cards for profit.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, there' kesy that you've got back
into collecting old penthouses like classic ones yeah and playboys.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Well, there's just a massive market it is.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I mean, there's a huge audience for it at your
house because It's one of those things that people probably
just go on mine if they're that way inclined. But
you like actual the physical collecting of them making because you're.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Saying that it's okay, trade boy, what that you can't
suit your history? Like on the laptop, there's just so much,
you know, the search astry gets clogged up. But if
you've just got a suitcase full of penthouses underneath your beard,
well that's right.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
You know, my laptop barely runs anymore, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I mean, funnily enough, someone came up to me the
other and said they saw you in a second hand
shop going through the beaded curtain.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Is there a beaded curtain at a second hand shot?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Well a lot of them have those, if you're going
into if they've got like por nome eggs, like your pink.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Towels, is your Pty boys shop?
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Really?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Told me I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Okay, Well what's the earliest one you've got.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
I think I've got one from nineteen twelve.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Okay, yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Was the theme in the in the centifold of that one.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Ah, I was probably a bit later than actually it
was the theme was the Great Depression, couldn't afford clothes?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ache.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
It's the Big Shows Friday from And there's been some controversy.
Speaker 8 (25:54):
The theme today is Vietnam and Keezy song, and his
relation to the theme is so tenuous that we found
it was important to bring in Pugsno to decide whether
or not he should be disqualified.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Before that, though, Kesey wants to please.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
And this is a new turn of events that we
decided that peg Son should come in and be the
adjudy adjudicator because you and I jas we can't really
be You're not neutral on this, we can't be impatibal.
Thank you, pegsn Kezy off you go mate, all right.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
So the song I chose just for everyone out there
listening is Freebird by Linen Skin.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
And here's a wee snippet.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah we all have a sound.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
So that bit there, that iconic bit there, yeah YEA.
In the movie Forrest Gump, while he's in Vietnam, Jenny
is on the balcony. She's taken drugs, she's tripping, she's
about to jump off Jenny, she decides not to. It's
while he's in Vietnam that that happens. She is a
hippie protesting. It all happens at the same time.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
What was the reason why, the original reason why you
you chose a song though? No, what was it? What
was the original reason?
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Okay, the reason why I chose Freebird by Leonard Skinn
It is because, just like Jay's talking about his trip
to Vietnam, we've all heard it a million times and
it bangs on forever.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
So to me, my comment that I would make about
there is it's not that's not related to Vietnam. That's
related to Jace. Jase goes on, It's got nothing to
do with Vietnam.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
About I thought you were going to be about his
trip to Vietnam?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Can I just because it's pugs as I know.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
But I just want to say this, Sure I remember
do you remember my famous ching swing?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
And I see it because it makes me want to
swing my head.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Yeah, because because it's my last start going on holiday
when I walk out.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
That was a shockers right on a basis, when I
think of songs, songs that invoke the feelings of Vietnam
or that remind me of Vietnam. It's usually songs that
are involved in media about Vietnam, like films and stuff. Right,
And when I think of other tunes that I know,
you using the forest Gump line that has more weight
(28:16):
than your ship yarn about Jason.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Well, that was I was just trying to make it
hilarous because we're on the radio. I think to be
entertaining on.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
The basis that it was used in a piece of
media about Vietnam.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
On the basis that he's saying that it was, I'm
not even lying it is.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Someone's also texting about it too, Okay, on that basis.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
That's how you got the information.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
It's gonna fly. It's gonna fly.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Shocking, And also I like the controversy.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Can I also say, then if he wins, that has
an asterisk one.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Hundred percent, it has an asterisk.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
But you're not disqualified.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Okay, Well, let's go to the I wanted to people
need to hear what we chose. Maggie, you went with this, Yes,
I did.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
It should have thing too, But anyway.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
So you know you're in me by rage. There is
a monk in Hochimen City on the front cover of.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
The debut album of Rachkins also Know You're in Me.
You know it's a little bit you know, there's a
bit of a Vietnam War theme there as well.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Jase went for the animals. We've got to get out
of this place? Is this about Vietnam?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
You know it's played in a particularly famous movie about Vietnam.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Really is in this studio?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Animals?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
By the way, let's go to the phone lines. Good
a damn your mad barstard? Hou's life?
Speaker 7 (29:36):
I'm good?
Speaker 5 (29:36):
An good? Dan? Your backbone?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
What are you running with? Dan?
Speaker 8 (29:45):
To be keysy one of the greatest songs of all times?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Get on your Dan, your you're mad bastard hate and
your mad bar sarid Come on mate?
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Yeah good, thanks Hayden.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
I'm for born in the USA and I man, I'm
going to go for dates because did you know when
to Vietnam?
Speaker 8 (30:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Your hate and your backbone? Neck, your mad barset? How's life?
Yeah good?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Nick? Good?
Speaker 3 (30:18):
What do you do for a crass.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Mate construction manager?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
No nonsense? What are you running with me? Nick?
Speaker 8 (30:29):
Sorry to disappoint you, Jason, but I'm going to go
with Freebird as well.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
The asteris of all time, so much Nick you're a
backbone man.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
I blame Pegs, I blame Great Thats a shocker.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
That is disgusting, absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Hey, you have chosen that song keys he having no
idea that it had anything to do with Forest Down.
You've chosen it for a reason. Then you've absolutely pulled
the wall over Pegs's eyes by doing a Google search
and hoping for the best. It makes a mockery of
this competition and makes a mockery of you, Jason, makes
a mockery of me, makes a mockery of the Throbber Throbber,
(31:09):
But more than anything, it makes a mockery of Pugs.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, I'm not talking the packs for a week shun.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
The best part about this song it goes on forever
and we've heard it a million times, just like Jase
talking about Vietnam.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
The Wold Aking Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey
The Hotachey Big Show with toledos, all the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
No nasties. Try it today Black Friday? Yes or no,
I'll give you my thoughts. Can we have an I've
had enough of the American bullshit. Can we just stop
all this nonsense Black Friday. I don't even know what
Black Friday is. All I know is that bloody retail
stores try and rip you to pieces, try and get
all your cash, and name it Black Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
All right, that's how idea.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
You don't like Black Friday?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
No, I don't like Black Friday.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Seems a little bit. Yeah, she'll play the racism alarm. Yeah,
not sure if it is racist, but just in case,
jas Man, what's your problem, brother, I.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Don't want you know, the Halloweens all that sort of
carry on, the Black Fridays. It's just an opportunity for
our company to make money off us.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
But the thing with black my wife loves them.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
By the way, She's going to be shopping a.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Weekend firstly, my wife. Secondly, everything's on special on Black Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Bullshit it is. They say it's on special.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
They say it's on special, don't they, Jason, Yeah they do, man,
But it's not and then I saw I saw a
study on this, and by a study, I mean a
something on instagramme. It was a meme and something about
eighty percent of the stuff brought on a Black Friday
goes into your landfills your oceans, your dolphins, mouths, that
sort of thing, and it is just crap. Because it's
(01:22):
on sale, you think you need to buy it. But
if it wasn't a Black Friday, you wouldn't go out
and buy anything, would You're not getting any deals. You're
being suckered. No, if you're going out there and you're
buying stuff for everyone out there, listen to this. If
you're buying stuff today, you're sucker. Soucker.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
We'll hang on because I bought quite a lot of
stuff today.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You are.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I'm just going to play this just because I felt
like there was racist. I'm not sure if it was
or not. But the reason you do your black you
do your Black Friday sales is you buy all your
Christmas presents on Black Friday. So you're right, No, Jase,
I know you're like giving your kids and stuff presents
because you're not very You're a generous man. But what
we do as we write a note like, Mum, what
does she want for Christmas?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Or what does she need? This?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
This down one hundred percent little insulated water bottle. And
then yeah, on Black Friday, you go through your list
and you buy them all because they're all on special.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
They say they're on they special. And this is the
other thing that gets deep inside my g they go
Black Friday that it seems into set the Sunday.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You know, so.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Three day weekend, One Black Friday is enough for me,
thanks very much.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I only need two more Black sat Day and Sundays.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You're spending Valentine's Day at Jason's Batch tonight.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Can I just clarify something from the get go?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Here's not my batch, It's yeah, it's your batch.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah. How are you feeling about that? Pug Son?
Speaker 6 (02:57):
I am over the moon excited and I'm very grateful
that you've given me the opportunity to go again.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It's not me, it's my father in law, but I'll
pass it on to listen. I just wanted to sort
of sit sit down a few rules for when you
go there. Obviously, certain things that need to happen. My
wife has drawn you out all the has written out
all the instructions and what to do.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
She's drawn a beautiful map to fellows.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
It's immaculate.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Now, first and foremost, lights out at seven o'clock.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
We'll hang on the show so he won't even ben
left here yet.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, so when you get there, don't you.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
And why is there is that for like to not
disturb local wildlife?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Wildlife and also the local residents there.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
It's complete blackout after seven apart from the sun.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
That's right, because you're a candle going.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, but actually just on that light, no candles.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
There's a lot of water around. Could I do a
little jas.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Because you know they're the sort of things you forget
and then boom, the whole thing's burnt down.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Can can you use the torch on his phone in
an emergency?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Sure? Now, there's two areas.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You're going to sleep in the sleepout or in the
main the main body.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Well, when we.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Went last time, we slept in the sleepout. We're to
switch it up and go in the main area.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
There's two double beds. You've got like a little house
here with a kitchen stuff double bed and then another
sleep out with a double bed and on suite main house.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
So it would be assuming Joe's the rules around that
is because you'll be going out with your partner, yes,
but separate beds.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh absolutely absolutely because you're not.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Married, are you? Ah not yet?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
His way would be now and absolutely.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Can I just say, I needly forgot this when you
get there, Could you do a steamer in both toilets
because it's a worm it's a worm sewage system, right okay,
and they haven't been feed for ages those bases, they'll
be starving. So if you can take a dump in
each toilet.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
So I need to do one in both the same
dump you one on one.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
You no go to make sure because the worms do
need to be fair because if they die. Yeah, yeah,
you got to shovel it.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That's a nightmare you literally And when I say toilets,
it's like a bucket that's just in the corner of
each each bathroom.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Yeah, nice bucket, like a really nice one. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Can I just say too, just on that front the
oven and so forth, that's not working at the moment, but.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
The barbecue is.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And if you could pick up a gas bottle on
the way, you'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Like refly the existing one or pick up a brand new.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
No, you'll have to pick up a brand new one
because we don't have one down there at the moment.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Is it somewhere close by to do that or you'll
find it.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Also, like my wife and I were there last and
we forgot to take the rubbish. So if you could
just get rid of the rubbish, because it'll be a
bit stinky when you get in there, Can.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
I just take it with my rubbish at the end,
or well.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You'll need to put it out because it'll reek by
the time you get in.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Where did you leave it? Just in the kitchen, just
sitting in the middle of the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, cottage cheese and a sort of stuff in it.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
So also, I just it's good to let you know
because I know what you're like, that there are cameras
in every room, So just just just tone back the
what even the bathroom, Yes, just toned down the bathroom.
The pugsan sort of normal action that you'd get get
up to over.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
The week, Jason. Why there are the cameras there for security.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Absolutely, but also I want you to be reassured that
my wife and I will be watching you, so you're
not going to be alone.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
If you get in any.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Trouble in that case, you should probably leave the lights on.
I actually do leave the life. It's on you two
when I there the whole time, and just on that.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Actually, you guys need to going to be in the
sleep out there because my wife and I will be
in the main, the main sort of force.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
And that's great.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
The whole aching Big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on Radio Hodaky.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Over the weekend, I went to get me yelled COVID
booster shot. You er about that, Kezy covid? What's that?
Full on?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Man?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Is that you?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
What?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yeah? Give it a Google You'll be shocked. And I
got my flu jab as well.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Oh good on you mate.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
The COVID shot was free, right, and the flu shot
was thirty five dollars. Hell of a line down there.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Hell of a que though, busy is yeah, I can imagine.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
So I stole like heaps of like hand moisturizes and
creams and that lovely creams, and that they never they
never keep it an eye on you because they think
sort of an older gentleman like me with the old
Sultan Pepper in his hair. Yes, it had my daughter
with me. Nothing to worry about, wrong, Yeah, she's just
a good cover real Yeah, amazing. How many bars of
soap you're going to fit up your top?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, a little backpack on her and put it all
on there.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
You can do whatever you want with your own kids,
just on the booster shot.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
That's a good thing to do, by the way, mate.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Of course I had eighteen shots, so I'm boosted still.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Just go easy.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
Well, I had a bit of an issue actually when
I was down there seeing the old doctor. Yes, and
that was that. You know, I've been on this workout
regime lately. He's been out for four weeks now. It's
going quite good.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
And he was trying to put the old needle in
my arm and it just keeps bending, the bastard.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Right. And he said to me, he says to me,
he says, have you been working out?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
And have you been working out? I said, well, actually
I have yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I talked to him
for about an hour about everything I've been up to
on that, and he said, I'm actually going to have
to fight a bigger needle, right, because you are just
because he went through eighteen and the in just trying
to get through. Nothing didn't even pierce the skin.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
It's like trying to inject concrete, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
That's right when I rode deal, I rode bit with
you the other day, Magi. Yeah, and you know I
did the koala be there riding bitch with you on
the bike there. It was like seriously keasy. It was
like holding a cement block. He was so hard, that's right.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yeah, it was like spooning with Michelangelo's David, Yes, only
with a bigger piece. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Doesn't he have like a cabbage leaf David? Whereas piece
used to be.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
It is a tiny piece? Yea cool? Cool?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Well, no mate, button mash.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Yeah, managed to get through there in the end. He
had to go into my jugular, right yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Yeah, so yeah, just be careful and anybody out there
that's been doing heaps of tinboshing like you jas, because
I thought about you immediately. I thought, well, geez, Jase
is going to have the same problem as me. Yeah,
without a doubt.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
I just see, is a bit weird that a doctor couldn't.
I know that you're pretty baff at the moment. You're
looking grouse and you're a rogue stallion or that you're
a huge backbone. But I feel like a doctor would
still be able to inject. You're sure it was a
real doctor, Yes, right.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
The only the only weird thing I find about it
because I could I can totally see that happening. All
of my injections earned the ass that I.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Say, you got.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Them. Yeah, So generally they try and get into a muscle.
That good luck.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Now for me, it's always the ass or the testies. Yeah, well, yeah,
it's the same problem.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Well, you can't get in trying to get in there. Yeah,
that's some of the that's some of the.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Little boulders of rock.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
That's pretty pretty smooth skin to be trying to get
into with the old needle. You should be all right.
They're actually keezy.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Oh yeah, wow, I mean I'm looking at Keyzy's chicken
wing arms there.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
And actually the doctors need to tell you he's got
a couple of tickets for you for the next home game.
Oh great, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Why was he hang on, what was he wearing? Worries
Josey the Doctor?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, the whole archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kisy fellas.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Just quickly, I need to ask you guys a favor.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Sure man, far away? Anything for you men?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
You know that I've learned something pretty disturbing about my wife.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
No, I know, she's a shocker. I don't want to
have to be the one to tell.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
You, do we really want to talk about this on
a heir though, You know what I mean, because I've
learned some pretty disturbing things about it.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Too, But far away, it's best to have this stuff
out in the open.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah, well this this particular thing, I mean, what are
you talking about? Well another time, Okay, this particular.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
It'll be the same thing. There's no way it could
be something else.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
No, this is to do with on air. That's why
I brought it up. On thought it was more online. Okay, yep,
on not. What's are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Nothing?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
So, she has recently decided to stop playing netball. She
used to play it all the time, training all the time,
you know, doing it, sprints up and down the court,
and you know, playing top level neitball.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
That's cool because she likes to stay in shape.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
She does like to stand in shape. Jase, a bit
of shape than I am, that's for sure. And you're
a great show.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Thanks man.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Well, she's now started to go to the gym a
lot more. Oh yeah, right, Like so we're talking six
days a week.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
That's sort of starle around about it. Times she ran
to that woman in the changing Yeah, is this.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Going to be threesome check keys.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
No, it's not three some chat for that pack. That's
such an old Okay, I wish it was three someome chats.
So she's now going six times. Before she was going
like maybe three times a week, but then mixing it
up with netball stuff. Now it's just the gym. And
as a result of that, she has said to me,
I've read out of podcasts to listen to, so I've
started listening to your one, the Big Show. Oh so
(13:01):
she listens to our Gaming one, No, not the Gaming
One and extremely casual gamers.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
She has started listening to our show every single day
and it's now pulling me up on stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Is that because you can't get enough Kezy?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Well, i'd like to think that, but she goes, oh wow,
I didn't realize how much you talk about me, and
so what I need from you guys is just a
bit of an agreement that moving forward, will just be
conscious of the fact that Kezy's wife is listening. Yes,
it will just sort of, you know, tidy things up
a wee bit.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
The thing about Liz, I feel like the podcast is
our safe place. Yes, that's where we can be ourselves.
And obviously that's where you feel like you can be yourself.
Hence why you're always dragging your missus. So it's a
matter of it's not so much a matter of us tired.
And I mean, I don't know what goes on at
your house outside of all of the things that you
(13:54):
tell us, which.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
I don't think tells me and our nightly phone calls.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
But I don't think that that bad is the thing.
Did you have any examples of what stuff she wants
you to tidy out? No, she doesn't want me to
tidy you anything.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I'm just saying, Fellers, now that she's listening, we just
not make you know, jokes about oh, Cazey's missus has
got something going on online.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
It's funny because I'm comforted by the fact that my
wife would never listen to a podcast.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
I'm in.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah, has no interest.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
What I know.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
And I remember the days when I was like you
where I could just bag my missus on the ear
and not worry about how you do. But I'm just
at a point now where I can't sure. So for
the next week. While I won't be like Hoidy j
just firing off at the herb about the wife.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I would be more concerned, right, Yeah, but the fact
that she's going to the gym six nights a week.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
So little inverted commas on that she is.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Man.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
But you've got the tracking device on it.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
A lot of good looking fellows at the gym.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
And you know when you went to the gym for
two weeks, Keezy, you were talking about all the guys
heading on all the women there and how.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
It stusted you.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
And that's right.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
You know, your wife's an attractive woman, she's in shape.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
This is weird you got to start going to the gyms.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I'd be more concerned about that.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Actually, other you know, Mike and I are very respectful
of her and our chats as long.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
As you're not talking about her cake. By that, I
mean her the cake that she baked three years ago.
All I'm saying, fellas, is just going to be keeping
in mind and just think all we can.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Do is do abs exactly and sometimes you know what
it's like when you're just chatting away therese stuff comes out,
and the problem is it's like that swearing thing that
you bag it up yesterday, Jose.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
You know, you get people, you get somebody telling you
not to do something, all of a sudden you're doing it.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, it's in my head now, Okay, well it's totally
in my head right.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Well, my pot when we do.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
The podcast, it's going to be all already thinking about
his Keyzy's wife.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
But what are you gonna say about I don't know. Okay, cheers, fellows.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
This has been really helpful.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
The Whole King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Hold Iky pitch.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Chat with Jason Mike.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah, it's actually quite a apprecient kind of situation, the
old pitchet, because I've got a bit of an issue.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
With my dog.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Oh yeah, with your lead advice. Oh no, Ma, you know,
I've taken it into my own hands. I found out
the cost of the operation.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I went back of that.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, I've got some tools that I can use there
whip it off.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
A lot of ticks coming in on three four eight
three Questions with pet advice needed, and don't forget every
text that comes through and goes in the draw for
b K question of one, hey, fellas, how do I
get my dog to stop dragging his bullous along the ground.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Well, first and foremost, it's not as bullos, that's his perenium.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
What's switches as.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
You know, it's kind of the space between the bullos
and the nurse a right, yeah, yeah, and I do
that all the time.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Nothing wrong with that is my experience.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
It's you know, when my dog does, it's because it's
got worms, right, and they get particularly itchy because they
come out for a geeze every now and again. They
have a little.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Actually just on that front if you if you want
to find out, you get the old torchlight. Yeah, and
they have I'm squiggling out there.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
You just over weeks shine a light now pops like
a bit of magic there. So that what will help
with that is a bit of worm treatment. That can
be expensive, so flag it.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
But having said that, it does feel good. You know
what actually if you go on the couch.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
That Cavary Brimworth carpet, yes you get that along the r.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
What I really like is a doormat at the front
of my house because.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
You brushes, you know, for cleaning out your nails. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
stiff bristles on those bad good a fellas.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
My cat won't keep his poos in the little box.
He runs out straight away afterwards and does zoomies and
it goes flying everywhere.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Does zoomies please help? What is a zoomie?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I think a zoomi is that the defecation has already
been half projected out and they think they're finished and
they just sort of zip out and as they're running around,
the tube escapes.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Yeah, so what do you do there?
Speaker 5 (18:49):
I have not heard of that when you got in
the experience with that.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Oh no, not really just outside cat.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Outside cat right, Actually, speaking of good a fellas, my
cat was hit by a car last night and appears
to be off as food and isn't moving as he
normally would.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Any advice, Yeah, it's dead. Yeah, it's dead. That's how
you can tell with a cat. If it's not moving
and not eating, it's dead. Yeah, good a fowlers.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
My cat keeps shredding toilet rolls and I'm struggling to
put food on the table now because I'm spending so
much on bog roll.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
What do I do?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I steal mine from work the bog roll?
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well wouldn't you Whenever I go to McDonald's,
I get toilet paper. Whenever I'm at any kind of
takeaway joint, right, I'll get myself the toilet paper. I'll
get myself the tomato sauce, the salts, the peppers, straws,
and it can even have too many straws effect. Our
napkins are generally in better neck there than the old
(19:42):
toilet paper, to be fair.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
So you still wouldn't you just teach your cat not
to do it?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
You can't teach your cat and the cats don't listen
to your mate.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Right, Okay, I'm speaking honestly.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
I tried to herd cats.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
No, of course not. Yeah, actually that could be a
good saying.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah, write that down, won't you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Well, ah, get a guys. My bantam cock is shitting
feathers and it's starting to dribble. What's happening?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
What's happening with what.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Is sitting feathers and starting to dribble?
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Oh well, it could be getting old. That sounds like
an age thing. Often you find it. You remember a
cocky by cocker teal Yes, and it was highly stressed
out and so that started losing all its feathers until
it was as bald as a badger. It was a
completely nude cocker teal right. God, it looked funny though
it was.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, that's got a sort of that's got a kind
of crock pot feel about it.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Yeah, right. Often the easiest way to solve a problem
is to kill it. It's only a chicken, you know
what I mean. And when I say only a chicken,
I mean it's only a chicken.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
And I've been taught how to do that very quickly
and effectively.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Swirly, swirly. Can I leave it at that?
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (20:54):
If you put it in the crock pot, well you
want to kill it? Doesn't become the cockpot?
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Oh god.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Aki.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
We're talking Keyzy's wife's weird hobby.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
No, we're just talking weird hobby. I don't want to
her to feel bad about Hibby.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Look, it's great. I'm all for it.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
And just to recap what it is, she likes plane spotting,
not full blown plane spotting, like go park up at
the airport and watch planes land. But she loves to
when a plane's flying over here, go oh that's an
M three whatever, and then guess where it's going to,
where it's come from.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
And then we'll check the app and then we go. Ah,
you were corrected as from Melbourne. So good man, thanks.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
To Angus from Westport House Life your mad bastard. Yeah
goodt good Yeah. What's your weird hobby?
Speaker 8 (21:42):
I like taking other people's noses?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Bro oh right, picking other people's noses?
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Did you say, yeah, oh yeah, right it Yeah, well
no I cleeked it right.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
So do you have any notable people's bogies on your
collection or what?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Ah? It's a small town, mates, so I've basically got everyone.
Actually yeah, cool.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Right, everyone with for good stuff?
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Mate? You they go a fifty dollars night. Definitely against
some antiseptic for your fingers.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
There you're sick, but we can't yuck other people's youms
Monogi who says, wait, you're right. Actually I don't know
who says that.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Because we can.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Speaking of weird hobbies, I mean I don't have it
if it qualifies as a weird hobby. But you know
you love your trains, your model trains, Mogi.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
I do. I do love my model trains, but I
think I think for it to be weird, there has
to be like like, nobody is really doing it. It's
really niche like your keys is missus, Well.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
You're wear the weird conductors hat and stuff.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
It's not weird, though, is it? Because it's unique to conductors.
So it's a hat that conductors were, so it's not weird.
It's what they wear.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Jason, I feel like you're really having to go at
people for having these hobbies. I'm all about acceptance.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Oh look, I told you about my duck plate hobby.
I'm not one to judge.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Man, your wife likes duck plates, which is by the way,
for those just joining our plates with little ducks painted
on them. But Mogi, genuinely you have your model train run.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
I do so. How much line are you running in there?
Train line? It's probably three and a half cane now,
and that's all in the size of just your normal
sort of what it was my daughter's bedroom, but she's
out on the couch now. We've got to fold out
couch in the lounge, so she's in there fair enough.
And what I've done is so I've got it in
her bedroom and then I've knocked a I've knocked a
(23:29):
hole in the wall, the wall that separates our bedroom
in her bedroom.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Sure.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
So the train now has got a tunnel, yeah, I do.
Goes through the tunnel and then into our room and
sort of goes so when you're lying in bed, well,
when we're lying in bed, I can look up and
it's got the train goes all the way around the
top of the eaves. I guess you call it up
there by the ciling there and then back out, so
it sort of does the route right the way around
(23:55):
the house. It takes seven and a half minutes to
do the full all the full house here. That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
See, that's cool.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
So there's a difference between weird and the things that
losers do and cool shit.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Yeah, like for example, someone here on three for three
I buy and flip sports cards for profit.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, there' kesy that you've got back
into collecting old penthouses like classic ones yeah and playboys.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Well, there's just a massive market it is.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
I mean, there's a huge audience for it at your
house because It's one of those things that people probably
just go on mine if they're that way inclined. But
you like actual the physical collecting of them making because you're.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Saying that it's okay, trade boy, what that you can't
suit your history? Like on the laptop, there's just so much,
you know, the search astry gets clogged up. But if
you've just got a suitcase full of penthouses underneath your beard,
well that's right.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
You know, my laptop barely runs anymore, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I mean, funnily enough, someone came up to me the
other and said they saw you in a second hand
shop going through the beaded curtain.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Is there a beaded curtain at a second hand shot?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Well a lot of them have those, if you're going
into if they've got like por nome eggs, like your pink.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Towels, is your Pty boys shop?
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Really?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Told me I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Okay, Well what's the earliest one you've got.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
I think I've got one from nineteen twelve.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Okay, yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Was the theme in the in the centifold of that one.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Ah, I was probably a bit later than actually it
was the theme was the Great Depression, couldn't afford clothes?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ache.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
It's the Big Shows Friday from And there's been some controversy.
Speaker 8 (25:54):
The theme today is Vietnam and Keezy song, and his
relation to the theme is so tenuous that we found
it was important to bring in Pugsno to decide whether
or not he should be disqualified.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Before that, though, Kesey wants to please.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
And this is a new turn of events that we
decided that peg Son should come in and be the
adjudy adjudicator because you and I jas we can't really
be You're not neutral on this, we can't be impatibal.
Thank you, pegsn Kezy off you go mate, all right.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
So the song I chose just for everyone out there
listening is Freebird by Linen Skin.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
And here's a wee snippet.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah we all have a sound.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
So that bit there, that iconic bit there, yeah YEA.
In the movie Forrest Gump, while he's in Vietnam, Jenny
is on the balcony. She's taken drugs, she's tripping, she's
about to jump off Jenny, she decides not to. It's
while he's in Vietnam that that happens. She is a
hippie protesting. It all happens at the same time.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
What was the reason why, the original reason why you
you chose a song though? No, what was it? What
was the original reason?
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Okay, the reason why I chose Freebird by Leonard Skinn
It is because, just like Jay's talking about his trip
to Vietnam, we've all heard it a million times and
it bangs on forever.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
So to me, my comment that I would make about
there is it's not that's not related to Vietnam. That's
related to Jace. Jase goes on, It's got nothing to
do with Vietnam.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
About I thought you were going to be about his
trip to Vietnam?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Can I just because it's pugs as I know.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
But I just want to say this, Sure I remember
do you remember my famous ching swing?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
And I see it because it makes me want to
swing my head.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Yeah, because because it's my last start going on holiday
when I walk out.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
That was a shockers right on a basis, when I
think of songs, songs that invoke the feelings of Vietnam
or that remind me of Vietnam. It's usually songs that
are involved in media about Vietnam, like films and stuff. Right,
And when I think of other tunes that I know,
you using the forest Gump line that has more weight
(28:16):
than your ship yarn about Jason.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Well, that was I was just trying to make it
hilarous because we're on the radio. I think to be
entertaining on.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
The basis that it was used in a piece of
media about Vietnam.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
On the basis that he's saying that it was, I'm
not even lying it is.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Someone's also texting about it too, Okay, on that basis.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
That's how you got the information.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
It's gonna fly. It's gonna fly.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Shocking, And also I like the controversy.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Can I also say, then if he wins, that has
an asterisk one.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Hundred percent, it has an asterisk.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
But you're not disqualified.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Okay, Well, let's go to the I wanted to people
need to hear what we chose. Maggie, you went with this, Yes,
I did.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
It should have thing too, But anyway.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
So you know you're in me by rage. There is
a monk in Hochimen City on the front cover of.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
The debut album of Rachkins also Know You're in Me.
You know it's a little bit you know, there's a
bit of a Vietnam War theme there as well.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Jase went for the animals. We've got to get out
of this place? Is this about Vietnam?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
You know it's played in a particularly famous movie about Vietnam.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Really is in this studio?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Animals?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
By the way, let's go to the phone lines. Good
a damn your mad barstard? Hou's life?
Speaker 7 (29:36):
I'm good?
Speaker 5 (29:36):
An good? Dan? Your backbone?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
What are you running with? Dan?
Speaker 8 (29:45):
To be keysy one of the greatest songs of all times?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Get on your Dan, your you're mad bastard hate and
your mad bar sarid Come on mate?
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Yeah good, thanks Hayden.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
I'm for born in the USA and I man, I'm
going to go for dates because did you know when
to Vietnam?
Speaker 8 (30:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Your hate and your backbone? Neck, your mad barset? How's life?
Yeah good?
Speaker 5 (30:17):
Nick? Good?
Speaker 3 (30:18):
What do you do for a crass.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Mate construction manager?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
No nonsense? What are you running with me? Nick?
Speaker 8 (30:29):
Sorry to disappoint you, Jason, but I'm going to go
with Freebird as well.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
The asteris of all time, so much Nick you're a
backbone man.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
I blame Pegs, I blame Great Thats a shocker.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
That is disgusting, absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Hey, you have chosen that song keys he having no
idea that it had anything to do with Forest Down.
You've chosen it for a reason. Then you've absolutely pulled
the wall over Pegs's eyes by doing a Google search
and hoping for the best. It makes a mockery of
this competition and makes a mockery of you, Jason, makes
a mockery of me, makes a mockery of the Throbber Throbber,
(31:09):
But more than anything, it makes a mockery of Pugs.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, I'm not talking the packs for a week shun.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
The best part about this song it goes on forever
and we've heard it a million times, just like Jase
talking about Vietnam.
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