Dad Jokes and Insurance

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
it's a great day of insurance. This is Pete Deakins.
I was looking for Nicky. Yes, hey, Nichols, how are you?
Can I call you? Nichols? I'm probably not okay. Well,

(00:23):
so I understand you've had a little fender bender and
you've been trying to follo acclaim with us. That's why
I'm calling you back. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I've actually called you guys like four or five times now.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh my, oh my, stop.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Excuse me, Nikki.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm so sorry. Yeah, I am so sorry about that.
You ever have coworkers that like to have a little
too much fun in the office. I got a coworker
named James. He's a coupled desks down from me, and
he had just he you know, he messaged back and
forth here and right in the middle of you saying
something he sent me hilarious dad joke. I'm sorry. It

(01:03):
cracked me up, and I'm oh my gosh, you want
to hear it?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Maybe if you, okay, I'll tell your job I only.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
No, I don't want to hear your doke.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Okay, I'm about to tell you what does a baby computer.
Call bro.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I don't want to hear your joke. Please just tell
me what's going on with my insurance and my payback
from the fender bender I got in?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Gotcha? Okay, real quick though, got a question for you. Okay,
what does a baby computer call his father? No, dude,
what dada? That's the jokey? Sit? Are you all right?
So sorry about that? Okay? So what's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
You called me? The problem is the fender bender I
got in. I haven't gotten my money back.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
James, I'm trying to call here. Oh are you nicky?
I'm so sorry about that. It happened again. Right when
you started talking. James over there sent me another message
with God, this is a doozy. I love a good
dad joke. Don't you dude?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
What you're wasting my time? What's going on with playing shirts? Like?
I don't give a fuck about your dad jokes and
your polly.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
You're just trying to lighten the mood a little bit. Well,
you know, I'm not. It's not me coming, it's James
over there. You want to talk to James, Tell them
to stop. I'm sorry. We have too much fun in
this office. Hey, what insurance company are you currently with?
I know we're the insurance company for the person that
were ended. You.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
You're asking me what kind of insurance i'm under?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, because I was thinking you could switch over to us.
We have fun here.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Wait, now you're trying to get me a switch. You
guys sound like a bunch of idiot. Why would I
want to pwitch?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Well, I'm just saying we have fun over here. Okay,
back to business. All right. I just found out I'm colorblind.
Did you know that?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Why are you telling me this?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I was just telling you because I found out the
news came out of purple instead of the blue.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, you know what.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I'm done with this. This is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I need to speak to like a manager or something.
I don't understand why I haven't got my money. This
was four months ago.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
This is insane. Okay, I'll give you to my manager.
I can tell you're upset. I'm so sorry about this,
if you can. Yeah, did not share the dad joke
thing with him because I don't think he'd be happy
with me.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah. I'm telling him absolutely everything about how terrible it
Are you kidding me? Why would I keep my mouth shut? Well?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
I just figured to you since we were having a
good time together. You could throw me a bone because
this is the third time this week this has happened.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Wait, wait, this is a third time this week someone
did that for a manager. Doesn't that tell you something
about how poor of a job you're doing at your job?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Like, don't you feel stupid?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Get me your manager right now?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay, well i'll see if he's available.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
At the time I'm done talking to this manager. I
want you to know they're going to be out.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Of a job.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
You know that.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Okay, Well, then I'll just let you know that this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband set you up. No,
it's a joke. Are you kidding? No, I'm not. He
said that you've been frustrated with the insurance companies and
he wanted me to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh my god, I'm going to kill it. Honestly, this
didn't shock me at all because it's been such a
cat and mouse game with this insurance company, Like I
wouldn't be surprised if that's really how they act.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks,

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