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July 16, 2024 4 mins

➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Zubile phone frame Day Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, Andrew,
this is Detective Peter North with the Police Department. I'm
calling in regards to your recent home robbery. How are you?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm good? Thank you? So do you guys catch him?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
What's Yes, we apprehended the suspect in the robbery of
your home. He's currently in custody and has admitted to
breaking into your house while you're on vacation.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Sweet good. All right, So what happens now?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Like what happens now is I'm going to need you
to come down to the precinct. I would like to
not have to send people to pick you up, but
you are in a lot of trouble, and I think
you know why what.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Are you talking about? Trouble?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Uh no, Andrew, I think you know exactly what I'm
talking about, and you, sir, are in quite a bit
of trouble. So we can do the season were the
hard way. You can come and turn yourself in, or
I can send a cruiser to your job for them
to pick you up and bring you down here.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Okay, officer Als, sorry, I just want to make sure
he broke in to my house. He superglar. So I
think there's been a mistake. That's he broke into my house.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
He did, and I guess you forgot a detail or
a couple of details about the break in.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
What do you talk like that there is no other details?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, you didn't tell us that when he broke your
window and jumped in, he cut his finger. And also
you didn't tell us that he's brained an ankle while
he was trying to take things from your house.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Well that sucks for him, Like why that that has
nothing to do with me? Like that's what you give
for someone's else.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I don't know what it's everything to do with you
because of that, you're being charged with assault.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
I'm being charged because he got hurt breaking into my house.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yes, he twisted his ankle pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
How am I liable for that?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Okay, so you're admitting to knowing that he twisted his
ankle pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
No, you just told me that he twisted his.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Right So you know that he twisted his ankle pretty bad. Yes,
because well there you go. You just admitted to knowing
that he twisted his ankle pretty bad. So what did
you do in order for him to twist his ankle.
Did you hold him down and twisted yourself?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay, officer again, this is a mistake. Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
I was not in my house when he broke in. Obviously,
that's why I called and reported the robbery. He broke
into my house when I was not there.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, I don't know how he go.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I'm gonna go ahead and note this on the report
that you're resisting arrest.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, what is going on? All right?

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Somebody broke into my house and now I'm being arrested.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Correct for assault with the deadly weapon and attempted murder.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Assault with a deadly weapon and attempted murder are you
talking about.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I'm sure you know that glass shards can be used
as a weapon. And therefore, when he cut his finger
on your window.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
The window he broke, the window created the shore m m.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
But the shard happened on your property, And how do
we know it wasn't put there to harm.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Him because he broke the window.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I've spoken with him for hours, and he's a really
sweet guy.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Honestly, he's Oh he's a sweet guy.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yes, he broke into my house wanting to steal things,
but he's a sweet guy.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
He's very nice. He's got a heart of gold. Actually really,
I like he's so. I mean, if you've met.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Are you related to the officer off Serious series? Are
you related to the person that broke into my house?
Because I think that's what's going on.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
He is my cousin.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yes, Okay, you know what that I'm getting a lawyer.
That's I need your badge number, I need your your
manager whatever you call it, in the police's number. Okay,
you've you've gone down the wrong path with the wrong person.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Okay, all right, you wanted my badge number, Sure, I'll
give it to you. Good luck. All right, you gotta
pin in paper.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Ready, Yeah, I do. I'm going to put it in
my phone.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
My badge number is sixty eight and I owe you
one sixty eight.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
And I what the were you talking about?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
This has to be some kind of you it is actually,
this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone breank on you. And here, buddy, Sal'll set you up.
What it's he told us about somebody broke in your
house and tried to steal stuff and he wanted to
mess with you.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh god, I literally thought they were going to charge
me for attempted murder because broke into my window and
hurt himself on my window.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
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