You’re Going to Paris, Arkansas

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame morning twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, yes, Hello, this is Ted Thibodeau Collin from Travel.
I was looking for Charlotte.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
This is Charlotte.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hey, Charlotte, how you doing. You're getting all excited for
your trip to Paris tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I am. I'm very excited. And you've looked over the itinerary.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
We have planned some great excursions for y'all and it
is going to be a fantastic trip.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, I looked over it. Everything looks really great, wonderful.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
So we are going to be picking you up from
the Fort Smith Regional Airport and then you'll be whisked away.
It's just about a forty minute drive to Paris where
you'll be staying.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I'm sorry, Fort Smith.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yes, Fort Smith Regional Airport.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I know it's a small airport, but it's the closest
one actually to Paris, Arkansas.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
So what made you choose?

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Whoa wha wha wah wait wait wait wait, yes, no, no,
I think you're looking at the wrong itinerary.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
It's Paris, France, Arkansas.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Well, it is funny that there's this town in Arkansas
that's called Paris, and there is a Paris in France. Yes,
but you are booked to go to Paris, Arkansas tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
No, no, no, no, no, I'm going to Paris.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Why did you choose Paris, Arkansas for this vacation?

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
You have to fix this? We leave tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yes, you do leave tomorrow, that's correct. And like I said,
we've arranged a fabulous shuttle to pick you up at
the Fort Smith Regional Airport. It's about a forty minute
drive to the hotel inn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yes, no, yes, sure.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
But the reservation that you sent me there, there's a
view of the Eiffel Tower everything, yes, describes Paris.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yes, the view of the Eiffel Tower Park, which is
the main attraction in Paris, Arkansas. And we've actually arranged
two for you. Later on that day. Jed will pick
you up and then we'll take you over to the
park and kind of walk you around, show y'all all
the benches.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I don't Jeb is going to pick me up and
show me benches.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yes, the Eiffel Tower Park, it's the main attraction in Paris, Arkansas,
and they have some fabulous seating areas. He's gonna walk
you around, show you some of the benches in the
place you can see it, and then you're just gonna
be on your own for a little while.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Who are you traveling with?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
By the way, No, my husband and I are going
to Paris frank Arkansas. Yes, okay, Look I'm looking at
the confirmation for the reservation.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Where is Jared.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
That's the person that sent me the correct reservation.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
I need to talk to him.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh, well, he does not work here anymore. This has
since been passed to me. We found out that Jared
was not actually booking things for people. He was sending itineraries,
but they weren't real. So they passed along to me.
They said, you need to book this trip to Paris asap.
So I went ahead and just did everything. And now
I just wanted to go.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
You did everything wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
It's wrong.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well I don't know what will be wrong, but you
off book to go to Paris. Tomorrow's staying at a
fabulous motel six. He and two of the Paris Arkansas
park to somebody else to eat some barbitue. I've had
a great barbecue place that night. There's not many options.
The barbecue place is a Denny's. I hope that's no.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh my god, Denny's.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yes, very romantic.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Why would we go to Paris, Arkansas?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
With all due respect?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Can I be candid with you, Charlotte, No, it doesn't
sound like you're given Paris, Arkansas enough of a chance.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I don't want to go to Arkansas.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Leave the country.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Is it Arkansas that for love us? What is it
on the license plate? Which license plate is it that's
for love us?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
I thought it was Paris, but maybe it's Pennsylvania. Either way,
it should be very romantic.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
No, I'm not going to Paris, Arkansas to walk around
some park to look at benches with some guy named
Jeb and a romantic dinner at Denny's and we stay
at the Motel six.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
No thing. Okay, Well, then I'll just let you know
that this is a prank phone call.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
This is actually Jubal from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Devin set you up. Oh my god, he said that
you guys leading tomorrow. I wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I was like, no, I was freaking out.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I'm like I've been planning for this and looking.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Forward to this.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh my god, wake up every morning with jewbal phone pranks,

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