Hilario: Urban Hunting

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Hi Steve. Yeah, this is Steve.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Hey, how are you.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
My name is Petek and some calling from a restaurant
about your rehearsal dinner tonight.

Speaker 5 (00:21):
Hey. Good, how's it going?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
First off, congratulations, I'm just calling to confirm everything with you.
So you've got about twenty five guests tonight for the
rehearsal dinner.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, it's super excited. We're gonna be there around seven o'clock.
You guys are gonna have the champagne ready on the tables.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Right, No, yeah, what's up with the champagne? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
That is a well. Unfortunately, over the last couple of days,
the restaurant has hired a new head chef, and he
has decided to make the establishment a dry establishment. So
there's no alcohol, but we can do apple juice if
you'd like, or something that's sort of feels.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Like, I'm sorry you've made it a dry.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yes, he yeah, for whatever reason. He's kind of a
quirky guy. But his food is delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
I should also let you know we will not be
serving Italian either.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Well, I'm sorry you're an Italian restaurant. What we're having
this is the night. Yes, we've already decided on all
of the.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Right and we got a new chef who just came
in and he sort of changed everything around on us.
So yeah, we no longer have Italian food and no acchol.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Okay, well, you know what's that?

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Not who I met with and work with over the
last four months to arrange this dinner that I spend
it put the money on. So I don't care what
his name is or what he wants to serve. You
know what champagne dinner we agreed on.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
How about this, you might be very excited about the food.
I'm gonna ahead and grab him and put him on
with you. Would you like to speak to him so
he can tell you what the menu will be?

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Hello Scelario.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Hello, yes Alario?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, okay, sorry, So what's going on with that? I
haven't event to the night at your restaurant.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
I'm being told that you don't know on the weddings, however,
just the weddings, Stephen.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yes, it's the wedding rehearsal dinner.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Alario, se a menu that you suggest the Italian foods,
Italian foods, No, no, no, no Italian foods. We're not
creative at all, Alario creative he create for you. That's
not how throughout all the alcohol Ilario, throughout all Italian

(02:41):
fled urban hunting.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
What only what urban hunting man? You've locally seen.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Some we've arranged like weeks and weeks ago urban hunting
menu for you personally for you animal yes, hunting city animals,
for you to consume.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Ilaio, you know, Eladio hunt pigeon, Eladio hunt rat Heladio
prepare appetizer, coroaches.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
What's the actual you're talking about?

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Dying?

Speaker 5 (03:19):
You cook?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Me back on the phone with the manager whoever? That
somebody the.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Fa Okay fine, Steve speedeakins, Yeah you excited.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
No, I am not excited. I am anything but excited.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
I'm confused and I'm pissed.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
What is going on?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
You share with you the menu that he's created.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
It sounds really cool urban hunting. He wants to serve
my family pigeons.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yes, he's been hunting pigeons in parks for a couple
of days now.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
No, No, that's not a thing. That's not okay. I
don't want it.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I absolutely refuse to pay for it.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
This is not acceptable.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
You canceled this reservation.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Thank you so much for really wedding for me in
front of my entire family than you.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Well, then I'll let you know. This is a prank
phone call, and this is actually a double from the
Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your brother.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Set you up.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
It's a joke.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
He said that you were put in charge of planning
the rehearsal dinner tonight for your wedding.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Not funny.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
I wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Not funny.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
That's really not funny.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
I think you're fine. I think it will be a
time in food tonight, and congratulations on your wedding.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
I swear to God, anything that's not an urban hunting
menu or freaking pigs wake up every morning with double
phone branks