You Gave me an Extra Bagel

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
This is Jessica. I am not happy, okay, what seems
to you a problem?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Jessica. Hi, I am an upset customer. That's what the
deal is.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, Well, what can I do for you today?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
My name is My name is Pete Eakins.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
And the other day I ordered four bacon and egg
bagels from your establishment, okay, and it was for a
work meeting, very important work meeting.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
And okay, what happened?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Well I opened it up in the conference room in
front of my bosses and a client. Yeah, and there
were five bacon egg bagels in there.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Okay, so there was an extra bagel. Yes, oh okay, so.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Thanks for making me look like an idiot.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
I'm really sorry about that, sir. I'm sorry we gave
you an extra bagel, but at least it was a
complementary or bagels.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Is what I ordered, bacon and egg bagels, four of them, which,
by the way, they were delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, Well I.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Did not order five of them. So now I'm sitting
here with an extra bagel in front of a client
and my bosses. I had to explain that I ordered
enough for everybody in the room. I did not order
an extra one. It was very embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
I'm really having trouble seeing what the problem was was
getting an extra bagel. I mean, I'd understand you got
three and you wanted four, that one would be missing.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
By the guy explained it, I ordered four and I
had I unboxed those bagels in front of my bosses
and a client, and then I had to apologize for
the next forty five minutes because I had an extra
bagel in there. I looked like a career like I
didn't know what I was doing with anything.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Do you apologize for forty five minutes about an.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Extra Absolutely, because I need to look organized at my job,
and it looked completely unprofessional and dis or organized that
I had five bagels when there were four people. And
I need to speak to your manager or whoever runs
the place, because you guys owe me for that.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
What do we owe you a negative bagel?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Like a like, nope, four hundred thousand dollars four hundred
thousand dollars because we lost the client that day and
that would have been how much they were going to
spend with our company.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, it sounds like maybe your presentation wasn't going to go.
I don't think someone would not go through a client
deal just because you've brought an extra bagel into the room.
And if you spent forty five minutes apologizing for an
extra bagel, they probably all thought that you were met.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
How dare you?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I am the customer and I purchased four bacon and
egg bagels.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
You gave me five.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
It lost us a client and I also lost my job,
So I will be suing your company for pain and
suffering and lost wages as well.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
And you're half a second away from me.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
The cops calling the cops. Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
This is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you
a question. Let me ask you a question. Are you
going to report to your bosses that you gave me
an extra bagel?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Actually, if you knew anything about businesses, you would know
that they account for a certain.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Amount of human error and losses.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
So I'm going to hang up now because I have
a room.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Full of time on my way to stand right in
the middle of the place and naked sit in protest.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
You're going to show up and do a naked protest,
right because that is so legal. Yeah, if you do that,
I'm definitely calling the cops on you.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Well, if you call the cops on me, I'm going
to call the cops on you.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
You're going to be in the middle of a little
cop battle. Aren't we a little cop battle?

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Cop? Oh?

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I thought you said something else?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
What'd you think?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I said nothing?

Speaker 4 (03:55):
It doesn't matter. Look, I'm hanging up right now, don't
we I have real customers talk any more?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
So I need to tell you that your coworker Nelly
set you up for a phone prink.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
What this is actually Jewel from the Jubil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your coworker Nelly set.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
You up.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
As they said that you guys can deal with a
lot of weird complaints from customers, so she wanted me
to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh my god, what she got me?

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Okay, well, now I really do need to get back
to work.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.

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