The Door Needs to be Caliente

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hi, this is Pete Eakins. I'm the assistant to the
president of the home owners Association. I was looking for Nicole,
who was a resident at three four to three Street.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Miss is she?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hello Nicole? I guess you know i'm calling.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
No, I don't you made you from the homeowners Association.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yes, I am Pete Eakin's assistant to the president of
the homeowners Association. And I'm surprised that you don't know
why I'm calling. We need to speak about your door.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
What about my door?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Well, it looks like somebody did a little painting without
checking with us, didn't they. And when I say somebody,
I mean you.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yes, we painted our door.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
So I want to let you know I did a
little inspecting and well two things. One is the assistant
to the president of the homeowners Association. We frown upon
peple painting or making changes to the exterior of their
home without written authorization, and you didn't receive that. Second note,
your door is not Kellyente, is it.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh? I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
The only approved color for our doors in this neighborhood
is Benjamin Moore Kalliente, A gorgeous, sumptuous shade of red,
one of my favorites actually, And I'll have you know
before you tell me that it is Caliente. I went
ahead and I took some paint chips from the door,
and I took it down to the paint center and
I had it matched up, and it is definitely not
Benjamin war Caliente. It's rapture.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Why are you getting morphed up over the shade of red?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Well, because we have us homeowners association for a reason,
don't we. We like consistency in the neighborhood. And our
doors in this neighborhood are painted kellyente, except for yours,
which is painted in a different shade of red. So
I will be issuing a fine which you will receive
in your mailbox in just a few days.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
No, yes, no, you don't need.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
To do that.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
No, I will be issuing the because you see that.
I don't know if I have to explain this again.
You painted your door on your house. Okay, we have
a homeowner's association for a reason, because in this neighborhood
we're like consistency. Our doors should be painted Benjamin Moore
Caliente shade of red, and you chose Benjamin More Rupture,
which is a slightly cool red. We need Caliente doors

(02:19):
in this neighborhood. Huh oh Kelly, And this is this
is insane. You're not fighting me. How much are you
going to find me for fifteen hundred dollars and you
have a week to paint the door of the correct color.
You're we need to speak about the party this weekend
that you're planning on throwing. Yeah, I heard about that
through the grape vine for my daughter.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
What did you hear?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I heard you ordered a bouncy house and invited a
bunch of neighbors and that also was not approved by
the homeowner association.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
I'm not gonna check with the homeowners association before I
have a birthday party for my kid.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Okay mm hmm, okay, Well, I can see you're frustrated,
and you wouldn't be if you would, you know, adhere
to the rules of the homeown association. But what is
the theme of the child's party?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Give me? Are you going to tell me something's wrong
with that too?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well, it depends on which character it is. Because we
only have three aprooved characters from Disney that can be
the theme of a child's party in this neighborhood. So
you want to go ahead and tell me that you
are Oh my gosh, you Okay, well, then I'm going
to go ahead and issue another citation and also lev
a fine for the party that was unapproved. And I
still don't know which character it is, and it has

(03:35):
a bounty house we don't allow on the neighborhood anyway,
and it's gonna be the front or back line, I
don't know, So I'm gonna have to keep issuing some
fines on that. And then also the fact that you
just swore at me. And I don't know if you
know this or not, but I am the assistant to
the president of the homeowners association here in this neighborhood,
and it would be wise.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh rack it up, Rack it up.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, that's twice.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Now, Oh, you think you're so high and mighty, You
think you can just go and find different people you
are a little bit and you can take your little
bag full of citations together.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Okay, Well, then I'll just let you know that this
is actually Double from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband set you up. What
it's a joke. Your husband says that you guys hate
your homeowners Association and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I'm not getting fined.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
No, and your door is fine, whatever color it is,
if it's CALLI and Tay or not.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh my goodness, I can't believe I just went off
on the homeowners Association.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Gosh.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I actually thought they were that terrible.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.

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