Dog Stalker

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hello, Hi, this is pe Deakins calling from Kennel's. I
was looking for pork chops Daddy.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
This is a j Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, your pup, pork Chop is here for about a
week and I just need to call you and go
over a few things that we've noticed. Oh okay, So
I do need to inform you, just right out of
the gate that he has had to be moved to
solitary confinement for probably the rest of the stay.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well, I don't know if you informed anybody when you
dropped him off of his behavioral issues or.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
What he's he's like the sub dogan, What are you?
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yes? So hesh? How do I say this? Does he
have a history of stalking? Behavior?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Stalking? What do you do you mean? Playing? Because he's
a dog? I don't understand. What what do you make? It
seem like he's talking like he's a predate? Like, what
are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well, there's a couple of dogs that he's been following
around sniffing quite a bit. And what dogs do are you?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Are you I don't understand what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, what I mean is exactly what I said. We've
noticed that he's just got some boundary issues, and so
we've had to remove him from the general population and
put him in a solitary confinement and he will probably
remain there for the rest of this day because we
just cannot trust him around the other dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
What does he doing to other dogs?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Well, for example, the other day, I saw it myself.
There's this cute little Corgie and he was just every
single place that she would go, he would follow her around.
He was sniffing a bunch a few times.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
You are you talking about? He's playing with a dog,
And that's what dogs. They slit each other, they lick
each other, they bit each other. But like, that's literally
all dogs do.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
No, they don't. And what do they do? Well, they
play with each other and they run around and do
things like that. But I'm here at Kinnel's. We do
not allow any sort of sniffing activity, and we really
like you can.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I speak to the manager because this is stupid. You're
saying dogs can't sniff that.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I can have them call you back later if you
want to, But I do just need to need to
let you know that he's been put in solitary confinement
and it is going to be an extra one hundred
and thirty dollars a day for that because.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
He's not paying any extra for some dumb So give
me your phone to whoever's in charge.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, it's not only the sniffing. He's getting quite handsy
as well.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Dogs don't have hands, Like, are you insane, dude? Okay,
I'm not paying that fee.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
So it's already been charged to your card. It's already
been charged.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, I'm I'm disputing it with my bank. I'm gonna
call my bank right now and just ute the charge.
I'm not paying that.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
So I was hoping you would be a little more
cooperative and understanding. And I guess I know where.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I'm literally about to hang up with you.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
So it starts in the home, doesn't it done? Well,
I'm just saying, maybe poor Chop has been watching Daddy
walk around sniffing people that don't sniff.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
That's what dogs do. Okay, I'm done with this conversation.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
And it's and the other day he did it to me.
I was taking him out to play with the other dogs,
and he jumped up on my leg and started doing
things to me.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Dude, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well, I was taking him out to play with the
other dogs and he sort of grasped my leg and
well I talked to my therapist about it, but I
have not.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Really, It's a dog. This is what dogs do. Dogs
hump legs, they sniff, they follow people. Dogs talking has
to be the most ridiculous you.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Can You can think you're girlfriend Shelley for that.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Actually, what does Shelley have to do with this?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
She didn't she hasten to do with my dog. What
do you talk? She's the one that sets you up
for this phone prank, because this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your girlfriend. Shelley say you.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Up, oh wow? That wow.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
She said you had to leave your dog at a
boarding place for the first time, and you were worried about.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
It that I would le I had no idea. I
was like, what are you. I'm like knitting and I'm like, dude,
dog snick Is that not allowed anymore?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Like? Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks

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