Dad Jokes and Insurance

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Day Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, it's a great day Insurance. This is Pete Eakins.
I was looking for Nicky. Yes, hey Nichols, how are you?
Can I call you Nichols?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm probably not okay.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Well, so I understand you've had a little fender bender
and you've been trying to follo acclaim with us. That's
why I'm calling you back. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I've actually called you guys like four or five times now.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
To me. Oh my, oh my, stop back, excuse me, Nikki.
I'm so sorry. Yeah, I am so sorry about that.
You ever have coworkers that like to have a little
too much fun in the office. I got a coworker
named James. He's a couple of desks down from me,

(00:54):
and he had just you know, he messaged back and
forth here and right in the middle of you saying something.
He sent me a wholehilarious dad joke and I'm sorry.
It cracked me up, and I'm oh, my gosh, you
want to hear it? No? Maybe, if you okay, I'll
tell your job only.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, I don't want to hear your doke.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, I'm about to tell you what does a baby
computer call?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Bro? I don't want to hear your joke. Please just
tell me what's going on with my insurance and my
payback from the fender bender I got in? Gotcha?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Okay, real quick though, got a question for you. Okay,
what does a baby computer call his father?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
No? Dude, what dada?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's the jokey sit? Are you all right? So sorry
about that? Okay, So what's the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
You called me? The problem is the fender bender I
got in. I haven't gotten my money back.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
James, I'm trying to call here. Oh are you nicky?
I'm so sorry about that. It happened. And again, right
when you started talking, James over there sent me another
message with God, this is a doozy. I love a
good dad joke. Don't you dude?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
What you're wasting my time? What's going on with playing shirts? Like?
I don't give a funk about your dad jokes and
your Pollye're.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Just trying to lighten the mood a little bit. Well,
you know I'm not. It's not me coming up, it's
James over there. You want to talk to James, tell
them to stop. I'm sorry. We have too much fun
in this office. Hey, what insurance company are you currently with?
I know we're the insurance company for the person that
were ended you.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
You're asking me what kind of insurance i'm under?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, because I was thinking you could switch over to us.
We have fun here.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Wait, now you're trying to get me a switch. You
guys sound like a bunch of idiots. Why would I
want to quitch?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Well, I'm just saying we have fun over here. Okay,
back to business. All right. I just found out I'm colorblind.
Did you know that?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Why are you telling me this?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I was just telling you because I found out the
news came out of purple instead of the blue.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay, you know what. I'm done with this. This is ridiculous.
I need to speak to like a manager or something.
I don't understand why I haven't got my money. This
was four months ago. It's insane.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, I'll give you to my manager. I can tell
you're upset. I'm so sorry about this, if you can. Yeah,
did not share the dad joke thing with him because
I don't think he'd be happy with me.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah. I'm telling him absolutely everything about how terrible it
Are you kidding me? Why would I keep my mouth shut.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well, I just figured to you and now since we
were having a good time together, you could throw me
a bone because this is the third time this week
this has happened.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Wait, wait, this is a third time this week? Someone
is that for a manager? Doesn't that tell you something
about how poor of a job we're doing at your job?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Like, don't you feel stupid?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Get me your manager right now.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Okay, well i'll see if he's available.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
At the time I'm done talking to this manager. I
want you to know they're going to be out of
a job. You know that.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay, Well, then I'll just let you know that this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband set you up. No,
it's a joke.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
No, I'm not. He said that you've been frustrated with
the insurance companies and he wanted me to mess with you.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh my god, I'm going to kill it. Honestly, this
didn't shock me at all because it's been such a
cat and mouse game with its insurance company, Like I
wouldn't be surprised if that's really how they act.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks,

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