Smut Novels in School - Win a Trip to Jamaica - Jubal Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jewbile phone framesday mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hi, this is pe Deakins, the assistant to the principal
here at Elementary. I'm looking for Danny's father.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, this is Jim.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hi, William, how are you.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I don't know if you heard me or not, but
my name is Pete Deakins, assistant to the principal here
at Elementary, and I needed to call you today regarding
your fourth grade son, Danny.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Is everything again?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Well, no, Danny is currently sitting across from me in
the principal's office and we have a bit of an
issue that I.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Need to call you about today. I was assuming you
know what it is.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I have no idea what's going on.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well, we had book reports due today in his class,
and your son, Danny brought in a book report today
on a book called Wallbanger, not necessarily appropriate for fourth graders.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
If you know what book that.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Is, I think I have an idea about it.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
It's a romance novel worth all sorts of sexy time
things happening.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, my wife red clothes.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
M okay, So you're gonna go ahead and pass the
blame onto the wife and not take responsibility for it.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Okay, I'm not sure I appreciate.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
That ton of boys, but well, I would appreciate some.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Books, and I'm sure he just like God's the bookshelf.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Your son is a fourth grader who brought in a
romance novel as a book report, and I would appreciate
some honesty from you. We try to teach all our
kids here at the school to be honest and own
up to their mistakes.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
So yeah, I try to teach my kids the same thing.
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Okay, great, and let's lead by example.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I am leading by example. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
So you're admitting that this book is yours.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I'm telling you the truth like I tell my kid
the truth. I need the truth and tell me what happens.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well, when Danny, your son came to the office, I
demanded that I see the book, and I read it
and I said, where did you get this smut?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Danny?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
That's right, I called it smut again, Danny. He's sitting
across from me and he said his pop off. So
you want to be honest with me about what you
read there?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
William, First of all, this is incorrect.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
It is not my books. These are books my wife reads.
Even if they were my books, why would this stanny
business of yours? Well, Bird, you still haven't answered my question.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, Danny, I'm going to ask you to leave the
room now sitting in the lobby, so I'm your son,
is leaving the room so I can have a very
candid conversation with you. Okay, all right, door, the door
is closed. And I have to tell you that I
don't appreciate this book coming into our schools because I
had to read a little bit of it because of
the situation. And I'm in trouble with my boss.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Now, bummer, Yes, I don't really understand why you're in trouble.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Well, okay, imagine my boss's reaction when I start reading
this book and it is just as hot as I
thought it would be, and he walks in and I'm naked,
and so yeah, I don't create it.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
What the did I just hear? I'm sorry, I need
your name again.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Okay, sure, I'll give it to you. Pete Eakins. And
I'm the assistant to the principle here, and.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
You're the assistant to the principlest principle.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I'm the assistant to the principle.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Yes, so you're not even in charge of this aspect
of the scholastic program. What you're in charge of, like
the principal schedule is for some reason, you're just going
off on yourself with a romance novel.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Tank that did not happen.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Okay, I w just took my shirt off because I
was getting a little hot.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
You took your shirt off like out of school. I'm sorry,
I'm over this conversation. I'm hanging up on you now.
I'm gonna go find out what the number of the
superintendent is and you're done. Dude, I don't know what
the this streaky is, but this is not gonna fly.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Well, then I'm going to let you know that this
is actually a prank phone call and your wife set
you up. This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your wife.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Set you up for it.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Are you seriously? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
She said that you give her crap all the time
for reading romance and I wasn't wanting to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
I guess I feel better now that I know this
isn't a real assistant to the regional district manager or whatever.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Wake up. Every morning with jubile phone pranks.

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