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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hi, this is Petek AND's the assistant to the principal
here Elementary. Is this Anthony's mama, Tina?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh? Oh hi, yes, hey, Tina.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Needed to give you a call to speak with something
about your child today in school.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh? Is everything okay?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Oh? Yes, everything is great. Actually, we have a school
pet here that students get to watch, and Anthony actually
volunteered to watch our school pet. And so he's going
to be walking him home from school and he'll be
staying the night at your house and he'll be walking
him back in the morning and should be fun. But
I need to call and talk to you a little
bit about that, give you some information so, you know,

(00:49):
to take care of a little guy.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, yeah, sure, just one night, That's that's fine, it'll
be it'll be the month. Actually, oh I thought you said,
well I just heard yeah, yep, okay, a month is
kind of a long time to keep a school peg. H.
But I mean, what what I need to know?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
The first thing I need to ask you is do
you have any poultry live poultry at your house, like
a chicken coop or anything like that?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Okay, good because if there are any chickens or do
you have a puppy, a dog's anything like that.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, we have a Golden Retriever okay, two years old.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
So for this month, we'll need you to make sure
you keep an eye on that Golden Retriever and not
let it around our school, pat because that can get
kind of messy.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, you know, honestly, like she's a really good dog.
She's just like a very friendly puppy. Oh yeah, I
mean she's great around other kids and animals. Is it
a hamster, because I'm sure she'd be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I'm not so worried about your dog doing anything to
the pet. I'm just worried about Ali doing you know,
doing some dear dog. And do you have a bathtub
that you could fill halfway and let Allie sleep in there?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
What up? Sorry, but what are we talking about here?
I was getting like a hamster.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh yeah, sorry, I guess I never explained. Yes, your
son Anthony is in fifth grade this year, and he
volunteered to take care of our school mascot, our alligator, Allie.
So she's a six year old little alligator and she
is just the most precious little thing. But that's right.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
No, wait, wait, I'm sorry you let my son walk
out of the school with an alligator? Are you crazy?
An alligator?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Alie? Yes, she's really harmless.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
No, I'm sorry, I don't even know if that's legal.
You can't have an alligator as a pet in a school.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Okay, So she's really she's got a great disposition. She's
really harmless. And that's why I asked about the poultry,
because if they're you know, the one time that she
did get a little crazy, there was I with chicken
in the school and yes, that didn't turn out so well,
that's why.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I was asking. So I'm sorry, this is crazy. Excuse
my language. You cannot be telling me that you let
my son outside holding an alligator. Keep carrying an alligator?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
No, he's not carrying it. It's too big to carry.
She's one hundred and fifty pounds at this point. But
we do have a change of leash. That he's Scott
and we gave her all the commands.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
It should be fine that No, no, that is not fine.
You don't need to take that alligator away from him.
Where is Anthony? Well, I want to speak to him.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
He said, he's walking home from school now. Which is
really cool. That's great. But he left about, you know,
fifteen minutes ago or so, like, that's so she'll probably
be close to the house by now.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I bet okay.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I'm sorry, but I'm calling the police because this has
to be illegal to give an alligator to a child.
This is insane. She's say, you know what, after I
call the police, I'm calling your boss, I'm calling the superintendent,
and then I'm going to email the board of that
just because this is outrageous. I'm sorry, but like, this
is the craziest thing I've ever heard come out of
this school building, that you have an alligator.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I proved this.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Her name's Ali.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I'm sorry, I don't care what you want to call her.
Who about an alligator into the school? Who said that
that was okay?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Your husband Tom?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
What?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Your husband Tom said it's okay because this is actually
Jubil from the Jewbeil Show doing a phone brank on
you and your husband say.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
You commy, Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
He said that your son's walking home from school for
the first time anyone.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Oh my god, Oh my god. I'm sitting here and
I'm picturing my son with an alligator on a beash.

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