Can Mr. Tom Bobrick Date Your Mommy?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hey, I was looking for Anakin's mommy.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yes, is this uh?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
This? My name is Tom Barbrick. I'm calling from Elementary.
I'm actually the substitute teacher today and your son Anakin's class,
So thought i'd give you a call talk to you.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
For a moment, okay, is Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, everything's fine with little Anakin. He's doing great today
in class. You know, I've been a substitute teacher here
for a while, so I've known Anakin for a couple
of years now. I also have seen you pick him
up from time to time. So thought i'd just give
you a ring because I had a question for you.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Who is this again?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
My name is Tom Barbrick. I'm a substitute teacher here Elementary.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Okay, and what are you calling about?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, i'm calling today, but not like un official school business.
I got another question for you if I could shoot.
So I am a single guy.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Okay, I'm sorry you're calling me from the school. Is
everything okay with Anakin?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Anakin is a star student as far as I'm concerned,
your little boy is doing great. Yeah, nothing to do
with schoolwork. Today, no homework, no nothing, just to question
what's that? I'm sorry, go ahead, I.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Said, I'm at work. What is the problem?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
The problem is you got a hot mommy. I'm just
gonna say it. Excuse me, Yeah, I'm just gonna throw
it out there. You got a hot mommy?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
So? I was on the dating apps the other day,
not that I need them, but I was on it
perusing like I do, and I noticed that there was
somebody new that came up when I was swiping. And
I've also seen her pick up Anakin before. And your
mom is on the dating apps? Is that correct?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Wait? What? What? What are you talking about? This is
wildly inappropriate. What are you calling.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
About before you say it's inappropriate? I was not on
Tender on the school's time. I was at home last
night drinking some veno and swiping on Tender and I
came across your mommy, and all I could think was,
when can mister barb Brick get a shot?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Excuse? Are you kidding me? Right now? I'm gonna have
to talk to somebody else because you should not be
calling me like that.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Who I was wondering if you could talk to me?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
You don't know who you are. I'm gonna call the
principal of the school. I'm gonna do something. This is disgusting.
What are you doing.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
It's not the principal who wants a date with your mommy.
It's mister Tom Bobrick.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Are you what are you talking about my mom?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I'm just saying before I swiped on her, since she
is a grandmother to one of the students here at
the school, I thought it would be inappropriate if I
just went ahead and swiped on her and matched with her.
I figured it'd be more personal if I called you
and asked for permission to date your mommy.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
No, absolutely not. I don't even know who you are.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
And if you think about it, it's.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Weird day you're talking about my mom.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Well, I thought you would see it as respectful, because
you know, I wanted to get your permissions so that
in case, you know, I end up at a Thanksgiving dinner,
it's not going to be weird for little Anakin.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
No, absolutely no, my mom would never be with somebody
like you. You're You're a weirdo. You're growling over the farm.
You are disgusting. No, and I'm absolutely gonna report you
are you out of your mind?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
How about this today when you're picking up little Anakin
from school, Why don't I just come out and talk
to you a little bit. Maybe we've give me face
to face. You might let me date your mommy.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
No, you're not gonna go anywhere near me. You're not
gonna talk to me. If anything, you could talk to
my husband that's coming with me so you can whoop
your because you were disgusting.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Are you talking about your husband? Tommy?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Your husband's name is Tommy right?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Oh my god, how do you know everything? This is
so weird.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Because Tommy actually emailed me this. This is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you,
and Tommy wanted me to brank you.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
He said, your mom just joined the dating apps and
you're scared she's going to meet a loser, so he
wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh my god, I hate him so much. I literally
thought there was a weirdo at the school. I was
so scared.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Well, hey, now that your mom is single, though, do
you mind wake up every morning with Jubile phone branks

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